More Right Wing Racist Humor From the Dumbest Man on the Internet
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The strange, twisted creature that calls itself Jim Hoft (and that other people call “the Dumbest Man on the Internet”) has a real herp-de-derp bit of right wing humor today.
Right wing humor, for the uninitiated, is humor that’s not funny. At all. It’s distinguished by its sheer mean-spiritedness. It’s the kind of humor that appeals to schoolyard bullies, sociopaths, and members of the Aryan Nation.
In this case, the Hoft-thing’s idea of humor is to zoom in on an image of Michelle Obama from a new “Funny or Die” video; the joke is that as the First Lady eats a carrot, she touches it to her top lip for a split second.
Have you EVER SEEN anything so side-splittingly hilarious? Hurr hurr.
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Hoft’s knuckle-dragging readers respond as he intended; here are a few samples from his comment section, hidden by default because they’re unbelievably ugly and openly racist.
Every time I see a photo of her - EVERY TIME - I again realize how unspeakably ugly she is. Her latest thing is now her “white lady hair” - you’ll notice how straight and light brown it is. Sorta matches her “white lady nose” which she got some time ago, replacing her obviously-African-heritage nose. So much for being a role model for African-American women. And her arm gesture - a “take that” (of perhaps a f**k you”) movement as she bites the carrot - so ghetto. Like her husband, she’s a fraud, an empty shell, a useless evil little waste of oxygen.
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That’s a Dude
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She usually has a d!ck in her mouth, but it ain’t barry’s.
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She was flashing an arcane gang sign with that carrot.
But now for something completely different — something that actually is humorous, the Funny or Die video Hoft used for his disgusting post: