Alex Jones: Obama Is Using Caitlyn Jenner to Distract From His Plan to Cause Civil War

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President Obama should just give up trying to sneak these sinister schemes past the monumental genius known as Alex Jones. Jones is blowing the whistle on yet another Obama plan to start a civil war by grabbing all our guns, this time using Caitlyn Jenner to distract us.

Sounds crazy — but just crazy enough to work.

“I don’t like being force-fed constantly this weird, one agenda,” Jones said. “The obsession, it’s got to be from like five, six years, because I cover media, with trannies and transvestites. Just constantly force-feeding it, shoving it down my throat, pun intended, as if it is the only thing in the universe, the only thing in the world. What’s behind the agenda?”

Jones said the sinister agenda is to make “the coolest thing to be is a tranny or a transvestite” and glorify a “creepy old guy.”

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149 comments
1 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:12:42am

A creepy old guy? Ever looked n the mirror Alex? Caitlyn Jenner was considering transitioning in the Reagan years you twit. Alex really needs to be checked into a psych ward. He’s not healthy. Everything’s a conspiracy with him. He probably blames Obama for the fact that he’s a 40 year old man who looks 10-15 years older.

2 Tigger2  Jun 3, 2015 11:13:02am

Does Alex Jones secretly work for the Kremlin? inquiring minds want to know.

3 Lord Of The Pies  Jun 3, 2015 11:14:30am

Alex Jones must be getting those strange feels in his peepee when he looks at pictures of Caitlyn Jenner.

4 Kragar  Jun 3, 2015 11:14:30am

“I don’t like being force-fed constantly this weird, one agenda”

Yeah, reality can be a real bitch like that.

5 Ace-o-aces  Jun 3, 2015 11:16:21am
6 stpaulbear  Jun 3, 2015 11:17:44am

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7 Lord Of The Pies  Jun 3, 2015 11:18:07am

LOL “like” the Government? NSA in its wildest wet dreams could never accumulate in a decade the amount of data that Google & FB collect every day.

8 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:18:15am

re: #5 Ace-o-aces

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Eric’s seriously trying to give conservatives a pat on the back for the Hasert scandal? Uh no, might want to thank that federal government that you rag on so much for that one buddy. I mean it’s nice if they’re trying to figure out all they can but it doesn’t take away from the fact that Hasert is yet another example of why conservatives are hypocritical shits.

9 withak  Jun 3, 2015 11:19:33am

Clearly, Obama is playing the long con. If we dig deeply enough, we’ll find that he had a hand in engineering Bruce Jenner’s Olympic victories, the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson, and the Kim K. sex tape, all to create a distraction in the second term of his administration so he can eventually declare marital law and become President for Life!!!11!!.

10 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:19:39am

re: #6 stpaulbear

I was surprised in that earlier thread to find out he’s just turning 40. Bitterness and hatred really add on the years.

I think you’re thinking of Erick Erickson. A;ex turned 41 in February. But yeah it amazes me that both those guys are that young. Bitterness and hatred really do age you quickly. See Rush who is 8 years younger than Kerry dissing on him.

11 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 3, 2015 11:19:40am

re: #8 HappyWarrior

Eric is trying to make a connection between Hastert and Rendell (along with other Dems).

12 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:20:13am

re: #9 withak

Clearly, Obama is playing the long con. If we dig deeply enough, we’ll find that he had a hand in engineering Bruce Jenner’s Olympic victories, the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson, and the Kim K. sex tape, all to create a distraction in the second term of his administration so he can eventually declare marital law and become President for Life!!!11!!.

It is downright diabolical

13 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:20:46am

re: #11 Backwoods_Sleuth

Eric is trying to make a connection between Hastert and Rendell (along with other Dems).

What a pathetic piece of shit.

14 Ace-o-aces  Jun 3, 2015 11:20:50am

I mean, Jesus, one of them worked for Disney! I’d be more concerned about THAT. Not that it matters to the haters though.

15 Mattand  Jun 3, 2015 11:20:52am

Alex Jones: the future of the Republican Party.

And by “future”, I mean “in about a week.”

16 SteveMcGaziBolaGate  Jun 3, 2015 11:21:28am

That darn Obama is so clever.

17 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 3, 2015 11:21:51am
18 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:21:57am

re: #14 Ace-o-aces

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I mean, Jesus, one of them worked for Disney! I’d be more concerned about THAT. Not that it matters to the haters though.

Oh no, Disneylaw!// Our mothers will die and we will be raised by mean stepmothers and we’ll be forced to marry princes with zero personality.

19 stpaulbear  Jun 3, 2015 11:23:02am

re: #10 HappyWarrior

I think you’re thinking of Erick Erickson. A;ex turned 41 in February. But yeah it amazes me that both those guys are that young. Bitterness and hatred really do age you quickly. See Rush who is 8 years younger than Kerry dissing on him.

Yep. I was thinking of Erickson.

20 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 3, 2015 11:23:03am
21 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:24:21am

re: #19 stpaulbear

Yep. I was thinking of Erickson.

Easy enough mistake. They’re both pudgy white dudes who think they’re the victim though EE isn’t into the conspiracies. He’s just into being a dick i.e. calling Wendy Davis “abortion barbie” and acting like he’s some holy roller when he’s a fraud.

22 Lidane  Jun 3, 2015 11:24:35am

Alex Jones is still bitter about the fact that people here in Austin like Leslie Cochran more than they’ve ever liked him.

23 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:24:45am

re: #20 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I’d vote for Cornholio over any Republican running.

24 Lidane  Jun 3, 2015 11:25:24am

re: #23 HappyWarrior

I’d vote for Cornholio over any Republican running.

Because everyone needs TP. Not everyone needs the GOP.

Heh.

25 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:26:04am

re: #22 Lidane

Alex Jones is still bitter about the fact that more people here in Austin like Leslie Cochran more than they’ve ever liked him.

One is a crazy person and the other is a guy who wore a thong and high heels .

26 withak  Jun 3, 2015 11:26:07am

re: #23 HappyWarrior

I’d vote for Cornholio over any Republican running.

He might be a single-issue candidate, but he cares deeply about TP.

27 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:26:40am

re: #24 Lidane

Because everyone needs TP. Not everyone needs the GOP.

Heh.

We have a slogan. He’s also an honorable ATF member too.

28 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:27:09am

re: #26 withak

He might be a single-issue candidate, but he cares deeply about TP.

Yes you have to admire his passion. It’s genuine.

29 Romantic Heretic  Jun 3, 2015 11:31:10am

Alex? The only people fomenting a civil war in America are your follow travellers.

30 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 3, 2015 11:33:15am

Property rights? What property rights?
good grief:

Dominion has filed legal action against 27 Virginia landowners who have denied surveyors access to their properties, despite it being legal for Dominion to come on private property for the purpose of surveying.

Of the 27, three are Augusta County landowners, 22 are in Nelson County and two in Buckingham County.

Dominion expects to file legal action against more than 100 landowners who won’t allow surveying for the Atlantic Coast pipeline.

31 ramex  Jun 3, 2015 11:34:04am

What pun did he intend? Am I too thick to spot the pun?

32 Timothy Watson  Jun 3, 2015 11:35:39am

re: #30 Backwoods_Sleuth

Property rights? What property rights?
good grief:

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It’s state law you have to let surveyors on your property IIRC.

33 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:35:40am

Have to say after just getting off the phone with the HRC that they’re one of the more patient and understanding groups when it comes to donations and such. Happy to help them out. Good people, good cause.

34 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:37:00am

re: #29 Romantic Heretic

Alex? The only people fomenting a civil war in America are your follow travellers.

He’s been fapping for a civil war ever since he’s been on the airwaves. He wants a civil war so bad.

35 Kragar  Jun 3, 2015 11:39:06am

re: #31 ramex

What pun did he intend? Am I too thick to spot the pun?

He thinks that saying LGBT people are trying to force things down his throat is witty.

36 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:40:13am

re: #35 Kragar

He thinks that saying LGBT people are trying force things down his throat is witty.

They use that shove down their throat expression a lot. IT makes me wonder. What is acceptable to shove down a conservative’s throat?

37 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 3, 2015 11:41:26am

Potus is running out of time to take all are guns and force a Civil War down are throwts.

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38 Kragar  Jun 3, 2015 11:41:53am

re: #36 HappyWarrior

They use that shove down their throat expression a lot. IT makes me wonder. What is acceptable to shove down a conservative’s throat?

These guys sure seem to think a lot about what it would be like to suck dick.

39 Feline Overlord  Jun 3, 2015 11:42:00am

re: #36 HappyWarrior

They use that shove down their throat expression a lot. IT makes me wonder. What is acceptable to shove down a conservative’s throat?

Freedom!!!!11!!

40 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 3, 2015 11:42:25am
“I don’t like being force-fed constantly this weird, one agenda,” Jones said. “The obsession, it’s got to be from like five, six years, because I cover media, with trannies and transvestites. Just constantly force-feeding it, shoving it down my throat, pun intended

Maybe Jones shouldn’t watch so much TV or go on the Internets so much.

41 Lord Of The Pies  Jun 3, 2015 11:42:41am

re: #36 HappyWarrior

They use that shove down their throat expression a lot. IT makes me wonder. What is acceptable to shove down a conservative’s throat?

CHRISTIAN CAKE & PIZZA THAT DON’T GET MADE FOR TEH GHEY!!!!!!

BURGERS TOPPED WITH POVERTY TEARS & NO-SICK-LEAVE SNOT!!!!!

42 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:43:32am

re: #40 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Maybe Jones shouldn’t watch so much TV or go on the Internets so much.

Yeah no one is forcing him to watch the cable news or read Vanity Fair.

43 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 3, 2015 11:44:26am

The Alabama Senate on Wednesday voted to rename Selma’s Edmund Pettus Bridge, site of 1965’s Bloody Sunday and the subsequent Selma-to-Montgomery March.

The resolution, sponsored by Sen. Hank Sanders, D-Selma, would rename the 75-year-old bridge the Journey to Freedom Bridge, following a grassroots movement by a group called Students UNITE to rename the structure. The group collected 180,000 signatures on a change.org petition urging the renaming.

44 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 3, 2015 11:44:57am

re: #4 Kragar

“I don’t like being force-fed constantly this weird, one agenda”

Yeah, reality can be a real bitch like that.

Everyone is forcing poor innocent Alex Jones to watch all this reporting and read all the Internet stuff.

//

45 Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 3, 2015 11:45:15am

re: #5 Ace-o-aces

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He’s not even dead and they’re talking about his “legacy living on”.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Way to crash and burn at age 26 CCJ.

46 Lord Of The Pies  Jun 3, 2015 11:46:37am

re: #45 Eclectic Cyborg

He’s not even dead and they’re talking about his “legacy living on”.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Way to crash and burn at age 26 CCJ.

He will soon be eligible for the 27 Club

47 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 3, 2015 11:47:05am

re: #5 Ace-o-aces

Why is gotnewsresearch still on Twitter?

48 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:47:30am

re: #46 Lord Of The Pies

He will soon be eligible for the 27 Club

You have to have talent to be in that club. CCJ is no Jimi, Brian Jones, Robert Johnson, or Jim Morrison.

49 Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 3, 2015 11:47:43am

re: #46 Lord Of The Pies

He will soon be eligible for the 27 Club

That’s cold…but justified in CCJ’s case.

50 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 3, 2015 11:47:51am

Is gotnewsresearch a parody site?

#GingerRevolution!!!!1

51 Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 3, 2015 11:47:59am

re: #47 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Why is gotnewsresearch still on Twitter?

Damn good question.

52 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:48:24am

re: #38 Kragar

These guys sure seem to think a lot about what it would be like to suck dick.

I keep on thinking of that episode of Louie where the gay comic friend of his- don’t know the guy’s name tells Louie and the other guys that he probably talks about gay sex more with them than his gay friends.

53 ObserverArt  Jun 3, 2015 11:48:25am

Pretty funny to hear Jones say “I’m just ranting here.” I thought that is what he always did.

By the way, the dude he referred to as Anthony, just off camera…is that Anthony Cumia former dick with Anthony and Opie? Sure looked kinda like him.

54 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:49:07am

re: #53 ObserverArt

Pretty funny to hear Jones say “I’m just ranting here.” I thought that is what he always did.

By the way, the dude he referred to as Anthony, just off camera…is that Anthony Cumia former dick with Anthony and Opie? SUre looked kinda like him.

I think so.

55 Decatur Deb  Jun 3, 2015 11:49:47am

re: #43 Backwoods_Sleuth

The resolution, sponsored by Sen. Hank Sanders, D-Selma, would rename the 75-year-old bridge the Journey to Freedom Bridge, following a grassroots movement by a group called Students UNITE to rename the structure.

It’s Alabama. Better make sure we don’t rename it “Freedom from Yankee Oppression Bridge”.

whnt.com

56 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 3, 2015 11:50:38am

re: #53 ObserverArt

Pretty funny to hear Jones say “I’m just ranting here.” I thought that is what he always did.

By the way, the dude he referred to as Anthony, just off camera…is that Anthony Cumia former dick with Anthony and Opie? SUre looked kinda like him.

“I’m just ranting here” also “But I’m speaking the unvarnished Truth the media and POTUS don’t want you to know about and are trying to shut me down!”

57 Great White Snark  Jun 3, 2015 11:52:51am

re: #7 Lord Of The Pies

LOL “like” the Government? NSA in its wildest wet dreams could never accumulate in a decade the amount of data that Google & FB collect every day.

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Where can I read the NSA/FBI Terms of Service? Through the FBI shell companies for their secret air fleet maybe?

58 Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 3, 2015 11:52:54am

re: #55 Decatur Deb

It’s Alabama. Better make sure we don’t rename it “Freedom from Yankee Oppression Bridge”.

whnt.com

JESUS AND GUNZ OVERPASS!

59 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:53:05am

I remember when Hitler used a transsexual to distract from the concentration camps. Or the time Stalin used bears to distract from the GUlags.

60 ObserverArt  Jun 3, 2015 11:54:46am

re: #54 HappyWarrior

I think so.

Yeah it is. I had my mouse hovering over the video box and missed on first view they put type over the video with Anthony Cumia’s name.

And while on this video. What are the executive order Obama is preparing that could start a civil war? Is it jut more form the Alex Jones fertile brain tissue or BS?

How can you produce this zaniness and ever look at yourself in these vids and not think…damn I’m coming off like a total loon?

61 Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 3, 2015 11:55:39am

re: #53 ObserverArt

Pretty funny to hear Jones say “I’m just ranting here.” I thought that is what he always did.

By the way, the dude he referred to as Anthony, just off camera…is that Anthony Cumia former dick with Anthony and Opie? SUre looked kinda like him.

A Google search suggests he and Jones have some kind of working relationship. They’ve appeared on radio together several times.

62 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:56:44am

re: #60 ObserverArt

Yeah it is. I had my mouse hovering over the video box and missed on first view they put type over the video with Anthony Cumia’s name.

And while on this video. What are the executive order Obama is preparing that could start a civil war? Is it jut more form the Alex Jones fertile brain tissue or BS?

How can you produce this zaniness and ever look at yourself in these vids and not think…damn I’m coming off like a total loon?

No idea but Alex I think got his start doing this in the Clinton years I think and he just doesn’t care. He’s perfectly content to make millions off of fearmongreling about our government.

63 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 11:57:03am

re: #61 Eclectic Cyborg

A Google search suggests he and Jones have some kind of working relationship. They’ve appeared on radio together several times.

Asshole magnetism activate!

64 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 3, 2015 12:00:26pm

re: #54 HappyWarrior

I think so.

Well, Anthony was in need of employment.

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65 ObserverArt  Jun 3, 2015 12:01:07pm

Did a Google on “obama executive order second amendment.”

Oh my…all the nut sites are listed.

From Freedom Outpost…

The Hill reports:

The regulations range from new restrictions on high-powered pistols to gun storage requirements. Chief among them is a renewed effort to keep guns out of the hands of people who are mentally unstable or have been convicted of domestic abuse.

Gun safety advocates have been calling for such reforms since the Sandy Hook school shooting nearly three years ago in Newtown, Conn. They say keeping guns away from dangerous people is of primary importance.
…
The Justice Department plans to issue new rules expanding criteria for people who do not qualify for gun ownership, according to the recently released Unified Agenda, which is a list of rules that federal agencies are developing.

Some of the rules come in response to President Obama’s call to reduce gun violence in the wake of Sandy Hook. He issued 23 executive actions shortly after the shooting aimed at keeping guns away from dangerous people, and some of those items remain incomplete.

No link to the nuts from me. Just do the same Google search.

Edit to add…looks like those links go all the way back to 2013. I guess this has been an issue for a long time. Damn that Obama is slow on the draw!

66 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 3, 2015 12:02:57pm

re: #65 ObserverArt

Did a Google on “obama executive order second amendment.”

Oh my…all the nut sites are listed.

From Freedom Outpost…

No link to the nuts from me. Just do the same Google search.

Why is Obama taking so long?

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67 Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 3, 2015 12:03:02pm

You just wait, I’m sure the first thing a GOP President does is issue a fuck ton of Executive orders on Abortion, Gay Marriage and “Religious Freedom”.

68 Great White Snark  Jun 3, 2015 12:03:29pm

Got a minute for cute?

Photos of the First Weeks of Baby Bunnies’ Lives

69 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 3, 2015 12:03:39pm

re: #67 Eclectic Cyborg

You just wait, I’m sure the first thing a GOP President does is issue a fuck ton of Executive orders on Abortion, Gay Marriage and “Religious Freedom”.

Those will all be fine because Freedom and because Unitary Executive theory and why do you hate America anyway?

///

70 aagcobb  Jun 3, 2015 12:05:05pm

re: #66 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Why is Obama taking so long?

//

Just as his failure to confiscate guns during his first term was part of his diabolical scheme to confiscate guns during his second term, his current failure to confiscate guns is part of a diabolical scheme to confiscate guns during Hillary’s first term. See, it all makes perfect sense!

71 Decatur Deb  Jun 3, 2015 12:06:02pm

re: #66 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Why is Obama taking so long?

//

Why is he trying at all? The only path to meaningful gun control is through a constitutional amendment or a rethink by a radically different Supreme Court. Gun control chatter is just gifting the TPGOP with GOTV.

72 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 3, 2015 12:07:47pm

re: #65 ObserverArt

The Justice Department plans to issue new rules expanding criteria for people who do not qualify for gun ownership, according to the recently released Unified Agenda, which is a list of rules that federal agencies are developing.

This Unified Agenda sounds intriguing.

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73 Dr. Matt  Jun 3, 2015 12:11:34pm

I really wish Obama’s Civil War would start because I’m slated to man a watchtower at a FEMA Camp. The benefits package is terrific!

74 piratedan  Jun 3, 2015 12:11:53pm

it truly is amazing that as a kenyan muslim-socialist usurper that Obama is so incompetent in that he allows guys like Jones and Limbaugh et al to still be on the airwaves. It’s a damn good thing that we have our second amendment remedies to prevent such a tyrant from controlling each and every aspect of our lives… ///// If only all of us liberals weren’t such pussies, we wouldn’t need all of these fully automatic submachine gun weapons to protect our freedom to worship as we see fit and allow us to teach our children about the invisible sky buddy who lives in the heavens and watches our every move because we all have free will to believe only what our pastor or shaman of choice has told us….

75 Decatur Deb  Jun 3, 2015 12:11:53pm

re: #72 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

This Unified Agenda sounds intriguing.

/

It sounds like freaking brain-dead political amateurism, in the mode of GHW Bush’s “New World Order”.

76 Ace-o-aces  Jun 3, 2015 12:19:15pm

re: #47 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Why is gotnewsresearch still on Twitter?

Not sure. Probably too small for them to care.

77 wrenchwench  Jun 3, 2015 12:21:48pm
78 Shiplord Kirel  Jun 3, 2015 12:23:18pm

re: #2 Tigger2

Does Alex Jones secretly work for the Kremlin? inquiring minds want to know.

I wonder if it even qualifies as a secret. Jones openly adores Putin and endorses virtually all Russian government positions and claims,. rt.com, the favorite “go-to” source for American conspira-loons (including Jones), does not hide its ties to the Russian government.

79 ObserverArt  Jun 3, 2015 12:24:21pm

re: #77 wrenchwench

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My what big talons you have!!!

80 Feline Fearless Leader  Jun 3, 2015 12:26:47pm

re: #77 wrenchwench

What, they didn’t default the name to “Tyranny”?

81 Kragar  Jun 3, 2015 12:27:46pm
82 De Kolta Chair  Jun 3, 2015 12:29:23pm

re: #77 wrenchwench

Peregrine Took? Gandalf the Grey Hawk?

83 Lord Of The Pies  Jun 3, 2015 12:29:33pm

Just when you thought Dana couldn’t get any more fucked up==>

84 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 12:30:01pm

re: #81 Kragar

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So much hate for a Republican woman.// Seriously, it amuses me how crazy the very idea of being transgender drives people like Rush, Alex, Ben, etc. I mean I can honestly see why it would shock some people but why they would care is another matter.

86 Bubblehead II  Jun 3, 2015 12:31:37pm

Jim Wright has a new article up over at Stonekettle.

Really rips into the republican line up.

But, really, come on, Lindsey Graham? Lindsey. Graham?

Because what? The Republicans didn’t already have enough fanatical narrow-eyed warmongering Christian Jihadists who hate government, science, and gay people? Is that right?

Lindsey Graham, this guy is the rest of the GOP lineup, combined and distilled.

87 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 12:31:38pm

re: #83 Lord Of The Pies

Just when you thought Dana couldn’t get any more fucked up==>

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Dana thinks rapists should be able to have parental rights and object to women they rape choosing to terminate the pregancy? Uh damn. i mean I know she’s fucked up and was Todd Akin’s biggest defender but seriously?

88 StephenMeansMe  Jun 3, 2015 12:32:43pm

re: #77 wrenchwench

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And that hawk’s name was Civil Liberties.

89 piratedan  Jun 3, 2015 12:32:50pm

re: #83 Lord Of The Pies

remind me again what responsible father Jim Bob did again?

1) covered up his son’s crime
2) made deals with the local police to bury the report
3) has done jack shit since the offense was outed
4) instraspection performed, zero

if that’s “being responsible” then I’ll take the alternative

90 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 12:33:40pm

re: #89 piratedan

remind me again what responsible father Jim Bob did again?

1) covered up his son’s crime
2) made deals with the local police to bury the report
3) has done jack shit since the offense was outed
4) instraspection performed, zero

if that’s “being responsible” then I’ll take the alternative

5.) Continued to parade his family on national TV and presented them as wholesome and moral.

91 lawhawk  Jun 3, 2015 12:35:01pm

re: #90 HappyWarrior

5.) Continued to parade his family on national TV and presented them as wholesome and moral.

Ignored his own public statements that someone engaging in incest should be stoned to death (DAISDDAID)

92 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 3, 2015 12:35:09pm

re: #83 Lord Of The Pies

Just when you thought Dana couldn’t get any more fucked up==>

Is this Dana’s one daily tweet not about Gunz?

93 Kragar  Jun 3, 2015 12:36:29pm

Now I’ve got a transphobe in my mentions:

94 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 3, 2015 12:36:41pm

re: #83 Lord Of The Pies

Just when you thought Dana couldn’t get any more fucked up==>

Is this more Less Government?

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95 withak  Jun 3, 2015 12:36:57pm

re: #92 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Is this Dana’s one daily tweet not about Gunz?

Guns are peripheral to the discussion, since the presence of a gun can stop any rape, anywhere.

96 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 12:37:18pm

re: #91 lawhawk

Ignored his own public statements that someone engaging in incest should be stoned to death (DAISDDAID)

Yep. You’d think if he actually believed that he would have at least reported the crime to the police. He’s a shitty father and a big part why Josh is the way he is.

97 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 3, 2015 12:37:50pm

re: #89 piratedan

remind me again what responsible father Jim Bob did again?

1) covered up his son’s crime
2) made deals with the local police to bury the report
3) has done jack shit since the offense was outed
4) instraspection performed, zero

if that’s “being responsible” then I’ll take the alternative

6. Kept the name Jim Bob.

98 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 12:38:29pm

re: #97 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

6. Kept the name Jim Bob.

I can’t hear Jim Bob and not think of FR’s equally loony Jim Rob.

99 Kragar  Jun 3, 2015 12:39:52pm
100 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 3, 2015 12:39:53pm
101 Dr. Matt  Jun 3, 2015 12:40:28pm

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102 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 12:41:05pm

re: #93 Kragar

Now I’ve got a transphobe in my mentions:

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I’m honestly curious why they care so much. When Chaz Bono transitoined a few years back, my cousin was posting transphobic bullshit on his facebook wall and calling Chaz ugly and a freak. I was reluctant to engage him as it was finals week at college and I really wanted to study but I got done with my finals and he was still doing it so I finally confronted him and said why the hell do you care so much about what a complete stranger is choosing to do with his body? It has no effect whatsoever on how you live your life. He blocked me not long after. Has since unblocked but it amazes me how he still thinks he’s a liberal while posting that kind of crap and also some of the worst Islamaphobia I’ve ever seen. My right wing from high school friends aren’t as Islamaphobic as he is.

103 stpaulbear  Jun 3, 2015 12:43:05pm

re: #83 Lord Of The Pies

Just when you thought Dana couldn’t get any more fucked up==>

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My 43 year old sister with a 9 year old daughter is going to get fed up with this crap pretty soon and drag her Wisconsin-born hubby back to Minneapolis. She’s already pissed off about what the republicans have been doing to school funding.

104 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 12:43:16pm

Amazing how conservatives want the government to leave them alone when it comes to something like guns that can impact all of our safety but they think the government shouldn’t be allowing people to transition to the gender they feel comfortable with. If Caitlyn Jenner wants to be Caitlyn Jenner, I will respect her and call her by that. She’s not mentally disturbed or ill and she’s certainly not a sexual predator either despite what Mike “I condone pedophila” Huckabee says.

105 Charles Johnson  Jun 3, 2015 12:43:52pm
106 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 12:44:16pm

=re: #103 stpaulbear

My 43 year old sister with a 9 year old daughter is going to get fed up with this crap pretty soon and drag her Wisconsin-born hubby back to Minneapolis pretty soon. She’s already pissed off about what the republicans have been doing to school funding.

I’m old enough to remember when Republicans pretended to care about education.

107 Drive By Commenter  Jun 3, 2015 12:44:28pm

Obama is using the night time to hide the daytime. I wonder how Alex pictures his listeners. I picture this….

uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uhhhhhh….huh.
108 Targetpractice  Jun 3, 2015 12:44:47pm

re: #101 Dr. Matt

The New, In-Canon Star Wars Comic Just Did Something Completely Insane

109 Feline Fearless Leader  Jun 3, 2015 12:44:50pm

re: #88 StephenMeansMe

And that hawk’s name was Civil Liberties.

I thought those were the pigeons Tyranny tore up and fed to its chicks.

110 Archangelus  Jun 3, 2015 12:45:35pm

re: #20 Backwoods_Sleuth

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“Uuuhhh hhuhhh, uhhh, dude, uhhh hhuhhhh, that’s like, huhhh, NOT cool..”

111 withak  Jun 3, 2015 12:45:48pm

re: #103 stpaulbear

My 43 year old sister with a 9 year old daughter is going to get fed up with this crap pretty soon and drag her Wisconsin-born hubby back to Minneapolis pretty soon. She’s already pissed off about what the republicans have been doing to school funding.

A friend’s kid (15 years old) is all excited about UW-Madison, but with recent events directly affecting that school system, his very liberal mama is not so keen on the idea anymore. It’s a shame what’s happening to that state, and I feel sorry for my co-workers who live across the river.

112 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 12:48:12pm

re: #111 withak

A friend’s kid (15 years old) is all excited about UW-Madison, but with recent events directly affecting that school system, his very liberal mama is not so keen on the idea anymore. It’s a shame what’s happening to that state, and I feel sorry for my co-workers who live across the river.

My cousin’s son is a freshman there. It really is a disgrace what Walker is doing to Wisconsin, a state with such a great progressive education. Walker’s up there with Joe McCarthy as far as scum is concerned.

113 Timothy Watson  Jun 3, 2015 12:48:35pm

re: #101 Dr. Matt

The New, In-Canon Star Wars Comic Just Did Something Completely Insane

I just heard A.C. Crispin roll over in her grave (her trilogy was awesome).

Fuck you Marvel.

114 allegro  Jun 3, 2015 12:49:35pm

re: #113 Timothy Watson

I just heard A.C. Crispin roll over in her grave (her trilogy was awesome).

Fuck you Marvel.

Okay why is a Mrs Hans Solo insane?

115 Targetpractice  Jun 3, 2015 12:49:38pm

re: #113 Timothy Watson

I just heard A.C. Crispin roll over in her grave (her trilogy was awesome).

Fuck you Marvel.

It’s like Disney calling the shots, Marvel just providing the medium in which it’s happening. I doubt that they or Abrams would allow Marvel to do anything in-canon that wasn’t already going to be in the new trilogy.

116 ComradeDread  Jun 3, 2015 12:50:14pm
“I don’t like being force-fed constantly this weird, one agenda,” Jones said. “The obsession, it’s got to be from like five, six years, because I cover media, with trannies and transvestites. Just constantly force-feeding it, shoving it down my throat, pun intended, as if it is the only thing in the universe, the only thing in the world. What’s behind the agenda?”

Well, you could be gracious and say, “I wish her well. Everyone deserves happiness.” (Or if you can’t manage that say, “Huh. Okay…”) and then go back to ignoring all things related to the Kardashian/Jenner clan.

But then I’m not a rage spitting nutjob trying to get ratings by convincing other rage-spitting nutjobs that everyone is comin’ to git them and thar guns and freedumb.

117 The Ghost of a Bikini Shank  Jun 3, 2015 12:50:26pm

Scene: THE BLACK HOUSE (a skull-shaped submarine parked in a mangrove swamp)

Enter BARRACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, in an explosion of sinister green smoke and flickering black lights. A sinister cabal of shadowed figures, seated at a long, rectangular mahogany table (the blackest of all woods, natch).

OBAMA: Welcome back my sinister cabal. The dreaded NRA has failed to mention a giant conspiracy to take away the all guns and banjos of god-fearing white people for a full two and half days…the time has come…to STRIKE!

(OBAMA raises his hands above his head, and a light projector in the ceiling activates. A holographic image of the United States is projected on to the surface of the table.)

OBAMA: Cyborg Jim Brady, your task is to buy all the ammo and tinfoil. Baron Mafred von Richthofen…triple chemtrail density and add extra fluroride. Sinister Leftist Jews—keep poisoning wells with Feminism Extract A and the Political Correctness Virus. Al Sharpton, use your race wizard powers to summon the cannibal Zande warriors of ancient times. Niam-Niam! And retrieve my Scepter of Welfare Checks from the Mexican Ambassador. He’s where I left him: marinating in adobo in the Second Circle of Hell!

But Bruce, yours is the most important task, though. Your Kardashian Klones have destroyed the morale of hardworking Americans, and have been the most powerful force since Sir Mixalot in propagating the idea that big asses are hot. And soon our Leftist Overlord will come of age. IA IA NORTH WEST FTAGHN.

But it’s not enough Bruce. You have to be Horatio on the bridge, distracting them all as we get the moon-sized teleprompter into the correct orbital position.

118 De Kolta Chair  Jun 3, 2015 12:50:32pm

re: #101 Dr. Matt

The New, In-Canon Star Wars Comic Just Did Something Completely Insane

Cool, though she looks vaguely familiar…

119 Bubblehead II  Jun 3, 2015 12:51:16pm

This is totally fucked up.

Source: Evidence in Sheriff’s Tamir Rice shooting investigation does not support criminal charges

The source told newsnet5.com that the “investigation and evidence shows the lack of evidence to support that a crime was committed in the shooting of Tamir Rice.”

120 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 12:51:57pm

re: #117 The Ghost of a Flea

Scene: THE BLACK HOUSE (a skull-shaped submarine parked in a mangrove swamp)

Enter BARRACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, in an explosion of sinister green smoke and flickering black lights. A sinister cabal of shadowed figures, seated at a long, rectangular mahogany table (the blackest of all woods, natch).

OBAMA: Welcome back my sinister cabal. The dreaded NRA has failed to mention a giant conspiracy to take away the all guns and banjos of god-fearing white people for a full two and half days…the time has come…to STRIKE!

(OBAMA raises his hands above his head, and a light projector in the ceiling activates. A holographic image of the United States is projected on to the surface of the table.)

OBAMA: Cyborg Jim Brady, your task is to buy all the ammo and tinfoil. Baron Mafred von Richthofen…triple chemtrail density and add extra fluroride. Sinister Leftist Jews—keep poisoning wells with Feminism Extract A and the Political Correctness Virus. Al Sharpton, use your race wizard powers to summon the cannibal Zande warriors of ancient times. Niam-Niam! And retrieve my Scepter of Welfare Checks from the Mexican Ambassador. He’s where I left him: marinating in adobo in the Second Circle of Hell!

But Bruce, yours is the most important task, though. Your Kardashian Klones have destroyed the morale of hardworking Americans, and have been the most powerful force since Sir Mixalot in propagating the idea that big asses are hot. And soon our Leftist Overlord will come of age. IA IA NORTH WEST FTAGHN.

But it’s not enough Bruce. You have to be Horatio on the bridge, distracting them all as we get the moon-sized teleprompter into the correct orbital position.

I like how the Red Baron is in Obama’s cabal.

121 Feline Fearless Leader  Jun 3, 2015 12:52:08pm

re: #117 The Ghost of a Flea

You forgot the manaical Skeletor laugh as he departed to destroy He-Man.

122 Targetpractice  Jun 3, 2015 12:52:22pm

re: #119 Bubblehead II

This is totally fucked up.

Source: Evidence in Sheriff’s Tamir Rice shooting investigation does not support criminal charges

The source told newsnet5.com that the “investigation and evidence shows the lack of evidence to support that a crime was committed in the shooting of Tamir Rice.”

In other words, it’s gonna be another “I feared for my life, so I shot that kid” white wash.

123 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  Jun 3, 2015 12:52:27pm

re: #116 ComradeDread

Well, you could be gracious and say, “I wish her well. Everyone deserves happiness.” (Or if you can’t manage that say, “Huh. Okay…”) and then go back to ignoring all things related to the Kardashian/Jenner clan.

But then I’m not a rage spitting nutjob trying to get ratings by convincing other rage-spitting nutjobs that everyone is comin’ to git them and thar guns and freedumb.

No, everyone who shares my values and is just like me deserves happiness.

124 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 12:52:37pm

re: #119 Bubblehead II

This is totally fucked up.

Source: Evidence in Sheriff’s Tamir Rice shooting investigation does not support criminal charges

The source told newsnet5.com that the “investigation and evidence shows the lack of evidence to support that a crime was committed in the shooting of Tamir Rice.”

Why the fuck not. They executed that kid without even giving him a chance to surrender the weapon and the caller even thought it was a toy gun. Assholes. Anything to let a cop skate free.

125 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 12:54:06pm

Conservatives are constantly ragging on urban African American communities especially for not trusting the police. Gee I wonder fucking why.

126 allegro  Jun 3, 2015 12:55:35pm

re: #119 Bubblehead II

This is totally fucked up.

Source: Evidence in Sheriff’s Tamir Rice shooting investigation does not support criminal charges

The source told newsnet5.com that the “investigation and evidence shows the lack of evidence to support that a crime was committed in the shooting of Tamir Rice.”

A fucking video of it happening isn’t enough?! FFS it’s time to call it a day on this grand USA experiment. We’ve lost.

127 The Ghost of a Bikini Shank  Jun 3, 2015 12:56:16pm

re: #120 HappyWarrior

He’s filling in for Old Dirty Bastard, who’s busy finishing up the FEMA camps.

128 Dr Lizardo  Jun 3, 2015 12:56:22pm

So, here in Europe, talks between the EU and Greece go on. Personally, I imagine the talks are probably going somewhat like this great little scene from Goodfellas:

[May not be SFW]

…

129 Archangelus  Jun 3, 2015 12:56:24pm

re: #101 Dr. Matt

The New, In-Canon Star Wars Comic Just Did Something Completely Insane

My initial reaction at seeing that just now was basically:

But when I think about it, well, it’s a comic, we don’t know the rest of this ‘story’, and i doubt they’d be willing to do THAT much damage to what little goodwill they have among the fans after already rendering the Extended Universe null and void…. i’m betting on it being a mind trick of the non-Jedi variety, the character will probably be revealed as delusional or something to that effect..

130 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 3, 2015 12:57:42pm
131 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 12:58:06pm

re: #127 The Ghost of a Flea

He’s filling in for Old Dirty Bastard, who’s busy finishing up the FEMA camps.

I was wondering what the ODB was up to these days.

132 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 12:59:15pm

re: #130 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Be careful, Mr. President, Rush will accuse you of “showing off” for the young people. By the way, thanks for your help downstairs. I’m not 100% but I am going to likely make a trip up to Pittsburgh this summer and probably check out the cemetery to get an idea for sure.

133 klys (maker of Silmarils)  Jun 3, 2015 1:02:17pm

re: #114 allegro

Okay why is a Mrs Hans Solo insane?

I’d be a little less doing a double take if it weren’t set in between Episodes IV and V.

134 Nyet  Jun 3, 2015 1:03:05pm

re: #78 Shiplord Kirel

rt.com, the favorite “go-to” source for American conspira-loons (including Jones), does not hide its ties to the Russian government.

Ties? ;)
It’s an official Russian state-owned channel.

135 Bubblehead II  Jun 3, 2015 1:03:26pm

re: #122 Targetpractice

In other words, it’s gonna be another “I feared for my life, so I shot that kid” white wash.

Starting to look like it. Hopefully the P.A. has the backbone to find other wise.

136 stpaulbear  Jun 3, 2015 1:03:32pm

re: #111 withak

A friend’s kid (15 years old) is all excited about UW-Madison, but with recent events directly affecting that school system, his very liberal mama is not so keen on the idea anymore. It’s a shame what’s happening to that state, and I feel sorry for my co-workers who live across the river.

Most of my coworkers who work in MN but live in WI moved there because they didn’t want to pay MN taxes, so my sympathy for them is a bit limited. If they were doing the same job in WI that they have in MN, they would have lost their union protections and benefits.

137 Boss Bosch  Jun 3, 2015 1:04:11pm

Fox News says people are ‘angry’ that Caitlyn Jenner is winning the ESPY Courage award:
foxnews.com

138 HappyWarrior  Jun 3, 2015 1:06:45pm

re: #137 Boss Bosch

Fox News says people are ‘angry’ that Caitlyn Jenner is winning the ESPY Courage award:
foxnews.com

I don’t think anyone really cares about the ESPYs. And it’s their award. They can choose to award it to who they want to. Now I did read about a wounded soldier who was a candidate and frankly I would have voted for him over Caitlyn Jenner too but Fox refuses to see that there is definitely courage in being transgender in this world and Fox’s reaction proves why the ESPY award and nomination happened in the first place.

139 makeitstop  Jun 3, 2015 1:07:05pm

re: #137 Boss Bosch

Fox News says people are ‘angry’ that Caitlyn Jenner is winning the ESPY Courage award:
foxnews.com

…and they fully intend to capitalize upon that anger by any means possible.

Assholes.

140 Archangelus  Jun 3, 2015 1:09:07pm

For the gamers among us, today is a glorious day:

…

141 withak  Jun 3, 2015 1:10:08pm

re: #136 stpaulbear

Most of my coworkers who work in MN but live in WI moved there because they didn’t want to pay MN taxes, so my sympathy for them is a bit limited. If they were doing the same job in WI that they have in MN, they would have lost their union protections and benefits.

Most of mine are transplants from out of the area who settled in WI for the combination of short commute and good housing prices, or older guys who have lived there for a long time.

142 Dr Lizardo  Jun 3, 2015 1:13:46pm

re: #140 Archangelus

“Radiation King” - LOL! Nice little homage to The Simpsons.

143 wrenchwench  Jun 3, 2015 1:14:55pm

re: #137 Boss Bosch

Welcome, hatchling.

144 Frenchy  Jun 3, 2015 1:17:37pm
President Obama should just give up trying to sneak these sinister schemes past the monumental genius known as Alex Jones.

Ok that got a genuine real life lol.

145 Decatur Deb  Jun 3, 2015 2:05:03pm

re: #122 Targetpractice

In other words, it’s gonna be another “I feared for my life, so I shot that kid” white wash.

“Not guilty by reason of fuckups.”

146 Drive By Commenter  Jun 3, 2015 2:13:31pm

re: #119 Bubblehead II

This is totally fucked up.

Source: Evidence in Sheriff’s Tamir Rice shooting investigation does not support criminal charges

The source told newsnet5.com that the “investigation and evidence shows the lack of evidence to support that a crime was committed in the shooting of Tamir Rice.”

No crime. Dead body? Yes. Crime? No.
I want to wear that shield that makes me so fucking mental that my mental capacities before I put that shield on are diminished to the point of every single person in my line of vision is a potential threat that must be shot first and questioned later. J. F. C.

147 ComradeDread  Jun 3, 2015 2:31:12pm
i’m betting on it being a mind trick of the non-Jedi variety, the character will probably be revealed as delusional or something to that effect..

Yeah, probably like Mal’s ‘wife’ was in Firefly, just a con job to achieve some larcenous end.

148 nkdee  Jun 3, 2015 2:41:30pm

re: #10 HappyWarrior

Wiki says he is 72.

149 Eric The Fruit Bat  Jun 3, 2015 3:47:32pm

Notice that Alex had Anthony Cumia on.

For those who don’t know/remember, Cumia was summarily fired from Sirius XM from the Opie and Anthony show for his incredibly threatening and balls out racist Twitter rant.


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