Samantha Bee’s Apology Race 2018: Telling the World We’re Sorry About the Trump-Thing
In the premiere of the #ApologyRace, Ashley Nicole Black, Allana Harkin, Amy Hoggart and Mike Rubens line up to say they are sorry.
In the premiere of the #ApologyRace, Ashley Nicole Black, Allana Harkin, Amy Hoggart and Mike Rubens line up to say they are sorry.
Nancy Pelosi says she’s going to fill balcony with illegal aliens for Trump’s SOTU. Trump should fill his side with ICE agents. #ToddStarnesShow
— toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) January 26, 2018
Won’t porn stars and Evangelicals who got caught committing adultery be filling those seats already though?
— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) January 27, 2018
Cruz’s father is a direct beneficiary of liberal immigration laws and yet he’s a nativist pos.
Many of you slept last night. I haven’t, and I won’t rest until this is resolved. My account was TAKEN down without warning. You can’t silence my message. I WILL BE HEARD.
— Sean Hannity (@SeanHannity__) January 27, 2018
Settle down, braveheart https://t.co/DyFvkAJvX2
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 27, 2018
Many of you slept last night. I haven’t, and I won’t rest until this is resolved. My account was TAKEN down without warning. You can’t silence my message. I WILL BE HEARD.
— Sean Hannity (@SeanHannity__) January 27, 2018
lolwut? SEAN HANNITY IS BEING SILENCED BY THE DERP STATE! https://t.co/NEgLwD5uNx
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 27, 2018
re: #2 HappyWarrior
“Everybody hates Ted Cruz.” - Al Franken.
Holocaust: The ignored reality. Most victims were Slavs (including Jewish Slavs). https://t.co/Kdq2EAIpHA #HolocaustMemorialDay pic.twitter.com/YktSSolxft
— Julian Assange ⌛ (@JulianAssange) January 27, 2018
This is unspeakably vile. Jewish Slavs weren’t targeted because they were Slavs, they were targeted because they were Jews. https://t.co/vepCfBfD52
— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) January 27, 2018
Aiming for first flight of Falcon Heavy on Feb 6 from Apollo launchpad 39A at Cape Kennedy. Easy viewing from the public causeway.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 27, 2018
Gonna need some aloe vera for a burn like that pic.twitter.com/i8WUs8qdfG
— David Sherratt (@4lternate_facts) January 26, 2018
re: #8 Kragar
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There also and I say this as a Slav were plenty of Slavs who willingly collaborated in the murders of Jews. Also, there aren’t “Jewish Slavs.” There are Jewish residents of Slavic countries but that’s different.
Can someone take away Assange’s Twitter? The word would be a better place.
‘Get out of the country!’: Navajo lawmaker harassed by Arizona Trump supporters accusing him of being here ‘illegally’ https://t.co/j1iNmWXtoc
— Ray Lawson (@Lawsonbulk) January 27, 2018
re: #1 Kragar
Figures that pond scum like @tedcruz would subvert what the USA is about - “Give me your tired…”
— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) January 27, 2018
re: #14 Backwoods_Sleuth
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They’re not very smart are they? Fucking idiots probably even aren’t originally from Arizona too.
re: #5 Charles Johnson
Oh give it a rest, you useless tool….
— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) January 27, 2018
re: #19 The Major
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The funny thing is he thinks he’s this bold resistance member when he’s actually attached to the POTUS’s fat ass hole.
Sean can’t sleep! I only got six hours last night, but I woke up feeling okay. :)
re: #4 Kragar
Can I just say that Christy Teigen is a national treasure? I love her. She’s such a smartass.
Now this is brilliant
Namibia makes a tourism video out of Trump’s alleged ‘shithole’ comments pic.twitter.com/ce2I0K6uVG
— James Longman (@JamesAALongman) January 23, 2018
@JulianAssange is just throwing shit out there because he knows his days are numbered. At one time, @wikileaks was worth something: buth when it got co-opted by @PutinRF_Eng all bets are off…
— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) January 27, 2018
President of Honduras sworn in for second term while plumes of tear gas wafted in the streets during clashes between police and protesters angry over an election marred by irregularities. https://t.co/uaexBvdrFL pic.twitter.com/8m3bNKLi92
— anita baca (@LatDesk) January 27, 2018
Someone waited their whole career to write that headline. pic.twitter.com/XHEWT55U4N
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) January 27, 2018
Why should anybody take pity on @piersmorgan ? He’s nothing more than douchecanoe…
— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) January 27, 2018
re: #22 A Mom Anon
Can I just say that Christy Teigen is a national treasure? I love her. She’s such a smartass.
Chrissy and John Legend make a hell of a team.
That is your new American family.
And it drives people crazy it is happening. To make a political point.
I do not believe any statement on the school shootings Monday & Tuesday has been released yet…
NEW: Pres. Trump responds to attack in Kabul, condemns the “despicable car bombing attack,” asking that “all countries should take decisive action against the Taliban and the terrorist infrastructure that supports them.” https://t.co/4C9tWxEiWM pic.twitter.com/xaIVGGQ6OJ
— ABC News (@ABC) January 27, 2018
re: #27 meteor
Too bad they lost Oderous Urungus after that performance…
re: #30 FormerDirtDart
I do not believe any statement on the school shootings Monday & Tuesday has been released yet…
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Earlier today, I spoke with @GovMattBevin of Kentucky regarding yesterday’s shooting at Marshall County High School. My thoughts and prayers are with Bailey Holt, Preston Cope, their families, and all of the wounded victims who are in recovery. We are with you!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 24, 2018
The French phrase ‘après moi, le déluge’—literally ‘after me, the flood’—is used to refer to a person’s irresponsible or selfish lack of concern in what will happen after they have gone or moved on.
— Haggard Hawks (@HaggardHawks) January 27, 2018
This reminds me of someone…someone recently in the news. Hmmm. https://t.co/VAt36Zs0cq
— susan rojas (@16thCenturyGirl) January 27, 2018
The dope probably fell for a phishing attack.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 27, 2018
re: #36 Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson
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@Green_Footballs
The dope probably fell for a phishing attack.5:38 PM - Jan 27, 2018
Probably Russians that promised him some juicy Clinton emails, all he had to do is go to this one link to download a zip file.
Large news American…you see.
Yet you ignore the elephant in the room: WHY did these shootings occur? Bet ya can’t come up an answer with that without getting reamed, Charlie…
— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) January 27, 2018
re: #40 The Major
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Yeah it’s not like Chicago is really close to the Indiana border where gun laws are lax. Not to mention Chicago does NOT have the strictest gun laws in the nation. that’s a lie. Then again Charlie’s the same hack that tried to claim that Trump ahd the most women in high ranking cabinet positions of any President in history. He needs to go back to school and get off Twitter.
US casino billionaire Steve Wynn named sexiest man alive. pic.twitter.com/Q4lDn6q78A
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) January 27, 2018
EDITOR: US casino billionaire Steve Wynn named SECOND sexiest man alive.
We regret the error. pic.twitter.com/6FmNHvr5M4— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) January 27, 2018
re: #42 Ace Rothstein
He does nothing for me. And that includes thinking about his money.
re: #44 PhillyPretzel
He does nothing for me. And that includes thinking about his money.
He does something for me and it’s gross.
re: #40 The Major
Chicago does NOT have the strictest gun control laws in the country.
re: #46 GlutenFreeJesus
Chicago does NOT have the strictest gun control laws in the country.
They’re obsessed with Chicago.
re: #46 GlutenFreeJesus
I thought that was Washington DC that had the strictest gun laws. I could be wrong.
re: #46 GlutenFreeJesus
Chicago does NOT have the strictest gun control laws in the country.
Or the highest murder rate.
2. It appears that Rob Reiner’s account was also hacked by pro-Erdogan hackers. He joins many others. His account has now been temporarily shut down by Twitter. pic.twitter.com/o7tM9FJfp7
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) January 27, 2018
re: #51 FormerDirtDart
Dang. They got the Meathead’s account. Another excellent reason not to be on Twitter.
re: #50 Ace Rothstein
Because Black President from Chicago. With Black Wife and Black Children. In the White House. Also too, Reverend Wright and Bill Ayers.
15 HOURS and I STILL can’t get into the account @SeanHannity. I want ANSWERS! People NEED answers!
##releasethememo #POTUS #rosap #buildthewall #— Sean Hannity (@SeanHannity__) January 27, 2018
It’s kind of amazing how little Sean Hannity apparently has to do other than Twitter https://t.co/d5DE8HBFe5
— awesome tweets done quick (@jesseltaylor) January 27, 2018
Well, great
ATM maker warns banks of new hacking threat to ATMs https://t.co/tM8fyCZYZp pic.twitter.com/vHuThNIyHl
— The Hill (@thehill) January 27, 2018
re: #55 FormerDirtDart
I got robbed at an ATM many years ago, I don’t use them anymore. Instead, I either go into the bank and withdraw cash or I push the “yes” button when I’m at the store and they ask if I want cash back. It also helps me avoid ATM fees if I’m not near The Bank Of Evil locations.
re: #47 HappyWarrior
They’re obsessed with Chicago.
You just don’t understand the code words.
San Francisco = GAY!!
New York = JEWS!!
Chicago = BLACK!!
re: #56 A Mom Anon
I got robbed at an ATM many years ago, I don’t use them anymore. Instead, I either go into the bank and withdraw cash or I push the “yes” button when I’m at the store and they ask if I want cash back. It also helps me avoid ATM fees if I’m not near The Bank Of Evil locations.
Been there, done that, didn’t get the T-shirt. I prefer using my debit card these days.
re: #56 A Mom Anon
I got robbed at an ATM many years ago, I don’t use them anymore. Instead, I either go into the bank and withdraw cash or I push the “yes” button when I’m at the store and they ask if I want cash back. It also helps me avoid ATM fees if I’m not near The Bank Of Evil locations.
I don’t use my debit card at the store because I hate holding up the line. I will say that I am glad that debit cards do seem to have greatly reduce the number of people writing check in the checkout line.
He just needs a bit more lift
Baxter here! Ready for take off! @beaglefreedom pic.twitter.com/0fXxvb5gXU
— Baxter of BFP (@BFPBaxter) January 27, 2018
re: #55 FormerDirtDart
In order to use the ATM at my credit union you have to go into the building itself and go past the receptionist. I wonder what they are going to do now.
Inside social media’s black market: Celebrities, athletes and politicians are buying millions of fake followers, while social media companies struggle to respond https://t.co/A4Z8xzEJA8
— The New York Times (@nytimes) January 27, 2018
Impersonation and deception are illegal under New York law. We’re opening an investigation into Devumi and its apparent sale of bots using stolen identities. https://t.co/uvxGOp7soQ
— Eric Schneiderman (@AGSchneiderman) January 27, 2018
The growing prevalence of bots means that real voices are too often drowned out in our public conversation. Those who can pay the most for followers can buy their way to apparent influence.
— Eric Schneiderman (@AGSchneiderman) January 27, 2018
re: #48 PhillyPretzel
I thought that was Washington DC that had the strictest gun laws. I could be wrong.
No, it’s New York.
Which is why we’re The Safest Big City in America.
In the 1980’s/early 90’s, we had 2000 murders a year; starting in 1994, Bratton started enforcing strict gun control. (the peak was 1990, with 2245 homicides)
2017 — 290.
So we’re down 85%.
The last time New York had less than 300 murders in a year, was 1959.
re: #63 sagehen
Way to Go NYC. Can Philly borrow some ideas and rules please?
re: #63 sagehen
No, it’s New York.
Which is why we’re The Safest Big City in America.
In the 1980’s/early 90’s, we had 2000 murders a year; starting in 1994, Bratton started enforcing strict gun control. (the peak was 1990, with 2245 homicides)
2017 — 290.
So we’re down 85%.
The last time New York had less than 300 murders in a year, was 1959.
Took a good bit of googling to convince Wife that NYC is consistently much safer than Our Fair City of Bumfuck AL.
This guy really and truly is too fucking stupid for the job.
Trump sought release of classified Russia memo, putting him at odds with Justice Department https://t.co/CUUfdx7Jt3
— Natasha Bertrand (@NatashaBertrand) January 27, 2018
re: #66 makeitstop
One of the reasons why did not vote for it.
re: #66 makeitstop
This guy really and truly is too fucking stupid for the job.
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At 6:31pm Eastern Time #OTD January 27, 1967 a fire broke out in the Apollo Command Module during a ground test, killing the Apollo 1 crew: Gus Grissom, Ed White, and Roger Chaffee. #NASARemembers pic.twitter.com/wDMwAGojQz
— NASA History Office (@NASAhistory) January 27, 2018
re: #69 FormerDirtDart
Rest in Peace Gentlemen.
re: #66 makeitstop
This guy really and truly is too fucking stupid for the job.
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Lot of alarming stuff in here, but one q: why is Sessions meeting with Kelly about the memo? He is recused from the investigation it relates to. You can’t dip in and out of a recusal - it’s absolute. https://t.co/zIuqaAb4fZ
— Matthew Miller (@matthewamiller) January 27, 2018
Cary Grant and Grace Kelly in “To Catch a Thief” Thank you WHYY and PBS. whyy.org
This fucking vile asshole is back again.
#HolocaustMemorialDay where the Jews murdered 12 million Ukrainians pic.twitter.com/xUzWg0n8Zr
— MicroMeatSnacks™ XXL™ (@MicroMystery) January 27, 2018
re: #69 FormerDirtDart
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I remember the ABC Special Report bulletin on the Apollo 1 fire interrupting an episode of The Time Tunnel on a Friday night. Left me shocked. Saturday morning, Hugh Downs and Frank Blair has a special edition of Today that focused on the accident. I never thought steel could burn until it was demonstrated in front of Hugh and Frank. Both of them were shocked when oxygen was applied to steel wool to make it burn!
Is anyone else experiencing a gray screen with no tally of who has upding or downding a comment?
— Benjamin Wittes (@benjaminwittes) January 27, 2018
re: #76 PhillyPretzel
I’m missing the box to click next to New Comments.
re: #62 Backwoods_Sleuth
Good luck cracking that nut….
— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) January 27, 2018
I know Raw Story can be ridiculous at times, but I like this feature:
What Fresh Hell?: The Ugly American Edition
Raw Story’s roundup of news items that might have become controversies under another regime, but got buried - or were at least under-appreciated - due to the daily firehose of political pratfalls, unhinged tweet storms and threats of nuclear annihilation coming out of the current White House.
BREAKING NEWS:
President Trump has declared he is NOT a feminist.
He tells me: ‘No, I wouldn’t say I’m a feminist. I mean, I think that would be, maybe, going too far. I’m for women, I’m for men, I’m for everyone.’
Full interview, Sunday, ITV, 10pm. pic.twitter.com/GCviovNb6o— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 27, 2018
“breaking” “news” https://t.co/g7zsda6VqJ
— Danielle Tcholakian (@danielleiat) January 27, 2018
Now there’s a shock.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 27, 2018
re: #83 Charles Johnson
Eighteen jackasses short of a mule team.
re: #77 Backwoods_Sleuth
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It’s like I’ve said before, Trump does not see himself as President of the United States of America, he sees himself as CEO of United States, Inc. And thus cannot fathom why he has is somehow more legally constrained than he was when he was running his own company.
re: #74 Charles Johnson
Reported it. I refuse to call that a him.
re: #85 makeitstop
Piers Morgan has a huge, gigantic, enormous head.
And a very punchable face, as Jeremey Clarkson proved.
re: #83 Charles Johnson
And yer still an upper class twit…..
— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) January 28, 2018
re: #85 makeitstop
Piers Morgan has a huge, gigantic, enormous head.
He needs it to encapsulate his ego.
re: #74 Charles Johnson
Time to tweak this arsehole…..
@MicroMystery IU have a message for You: https://t.co/4Opd9Bi2jp
— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) January 28, 2018
i bet i have, this is spooky, i wonder how quickly i’ll have your info, i’m guessing a few hours https://t.co/kY5PHGmpsM
— MicroMeatSnacks™ XXL™ (@MicroMystery) January 28, 2018
Trump pressures John Kelly… to go pressure Jeff Sessions… to go pressure the DOJ…
This is damning but it leads to an interesting question…
1/
https://t.co/VjgO5qhi8M— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) January 27, 2018
re: #85 makeitstop
Piers Morgan has a huge, gigantic, enormous head.
Greg Palast has such warm memories of how Phonehacker Piers almost ruined his career!
I suspect more than a few lizards will enjoy this:
When you gather together all the mugs, tumblers and glasses that @CthulhuMug has created, it’s quite the lineup!
Looking forward to adding (at least) a couple more to this collection in 2018!#cthulhu #poe #tiki #horror 📸🍹 pic.twitter.com/lOVbf1pNdq— Stephen Candy (@StephenCandy) January 27, 2018
re: #74 Charles Johnson
This fucking vile asshole is back again.
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Air Force One is upgrading its refrigerators, and the cost to taxpayers will be a cool $24 million.
However, Eric Schultz, a former senior adviser to Barack Obama, reacted to the news by tweeting that “we would have been impeached” if the previous administration had carried out such an upgrade to Air Force One.
Refrigerator upgrade on Air Force One will cost $24 million: report https://t.co/MJdOsS9YcR pic.twitter.com/9ByjcOEdK7
— The Hill (@thehill) January 26, 2018
we would have been impeached https://t.co/KdF82dEseH
— Eric Schultz (@EricSchultz) January 26, 2018
Nothing matters anymore…..nothing.
re: #99 makeitstop
How do you spend 24 mil on refrigerators?
They’re getting the parts from the 20th Century Fox Prop shed! pic.twitter.com/au2IvVOJza
— josephebacon 🌹 (@josephebacon) January 28, 2018
The Major has a new toy on Twitter to torment:
Because I like tormenting scum like you - all hat and no cattle.
— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) January 28, 2018
re: #99 makeitstop
How do you spend 24 mil on refrigerators?
Only the best refrigerators, believe me. That I can tell you.
re: #99 makeitstop
How do you spend 24 mil on refrigerators?
Gotta have a lot of room for McDonalds, KFC and Trump Taco Bowls.
In right wing Bizarro World, it’s a constant contest to see who can be the most disgusting asshole.
Today we thank Russia for liberating the German death camp Auschwitz
#HolocaustMemorialDay— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) January 28, 2018
re: #99 makeitstop
How do you spend 24 mil on refrigerators?
I don’t know, but I’d rather have Ted Williams’ head as president right now.
re: #99 makeitstop
How do you spend 24 mil on refrigerators?
It’s a government contract, that’s how.
re: #100 Joe Bacon 🌹
How do you spend 24 mil on refrigerators?
It’s mostly for the power cord back to the hangar.
re: #110 bill d. (b.d.)
It’s still cheaper than a Yeti.
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Time to post the Defense Acquisition flowchart again:
re: #106 Barefoot Grin
I don’t know, but I’d rather have Ted Williams’ head as president right now.
Teddy Popsicle!
re: #100 Joe Bacon 🌹
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I suspect that half the aircraft will have to be removed to access the refrigerators. It’s like working on a new car. Engineers build these fancy machines but have no idea how to repair them.
re: #113 Cheechako
I suspect that half the aircraft will have to be removed to access the refrigerators. It’ like working on a new car. Engineers build these fancy machines but have no idea how to repair them.
How hard is it to chill a Diet Coke that’s flying at 30,000 ft?
re: #114 Decatur Deb
How hard is it to chill a Diet Coke that’s flying at 30,000 ft?
Just open a window and hold the can outside.
re: #108 Swampwitch
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They used to show Monty Python at 10PM on our local PBS station in the 1970s. This skit was the first time I nearly vomited from laughter as a young teen. Thanks!
re: #114 Decatur Deb
Hmm. I use those gel chill packs and my igloo cooler. My regular cokes and seltzers stay cold most of the day. I guess that is too pedestrian for the uncouth one.
I posted about those AF1 refrigerators a few days ago. I can’t recall the specific details but it had to do with being able to store 3,000 meals (or maybe 6,000…my memory isn’t so great tonight) in case of emergencies.
At the time I thought…good grief, how many meals does the yam really need?
re: #102 The Major
The Major has a new toy on Twitter to torment:
If that’s how you want to spend your life…
re: #113 Cheechako
I suspect that half the aircraft will have to be removed to access the refrigerators. It’ like working on a new car. Engineers build these fancy machines but have no idea how to repair them.
In a lot of cases, a choice must be made between safety and efficiency, and ease of maintenance. An airplane that must do everything AF1 does has the same issues.
Having said that, Republicans would have impeached Obama for asking for $24M for refrigerator changes.
re: #105 Charles Johnson
In right wing Bizarro World, it’s a constant contest to see who can be the most disgusting asshole.
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So yay election interference. He’s wrong too. The Soviets liberated Auschwitz which likely would have contained men and women of many nationalities.
re: #108 Swampwitch
I always like the twit who ran himself over….
re: #118 Backwoods_Sleuth
I posted about those AF1 refrigerators a few days ago. I can’t recall the specific details but it had to do with being able to store 3,000 meals (or maybe 6,000…my memory isn’t so great tonight) in case of emergencies.
At the time I thought…good grief, how many meals does the yam really need?
For emergencies he can eat MREs, but that can aggravate the bone spurs.
re: #118 Backwoods_Sleuth
I posted about those AF1 refrigerators a few days ago. I can’t recall the specific details but it had to do with being able to store 3,000 meals (or maybe 6,000…my memory isn’t so great tonight) in case of emergencies.
At the time I thought…good grief, how many meals does the yam really need?
He’s hoping to survive the nuclear war and restart the human race.
re: #66 makeitstop
This guy really and truly is too fucking stupid for the job.
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re: #124 Belafon
He’s hoping to survive the nuclear war and restart the human race.
Must be a mineshaft somewhere.
re: #113 Cheechako
I suspect that half the aircraft will have to be removed to access the refrigerators. It’s like working on a new car. Engineers build these fancy machines but have no idea how to repair them.
I suspect it has as much to do with who got the contract and how much they gave to Trump et al to get it.
Major ratfucker addressing Oxford Uniion? (BTW, Alex, when did you put him on your payroll? I’m sure the @IRSnews will want to know….) pic.twitter.com/HfTQbZXdcf
— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) January 28, 2018
So, last night the goofy coonhound came bounding up to the back door with a possum in her mouth and such a huge proud look on her face that said “Mom! Look what I found! Can I keep it?” (I think she had already named it George…)
I sternly told her no and to drop it, DROP IT RIGHT NOW!
Possum was dutifully dropped on the stoop and the dogs came indoors, radiating much sadness.
After about 20 minutes the possum started to move a little. After 35 minutes, it waddled off.
Right this damned minute, the damned possum is scratching at the backdoor (in the pouring down rain). I can’t tell if it wants to come indoors or if it wants the coonhound to come out and play.
Coonhound is apparently OK with either option. (Hint: not gonna happen)
good grief…
re: #127 allegro
Yes. This smells like a no-bid contract.
re: #108 Swampwitch
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Happy memories of the first time Mom saw this Monty Python skit. I never saw her laugh so hard at anything else on the telly!
re: #105 Charles Johnson
Doesn’t this asshole have a marriage to repair?
re: #132 A Mom Anon
You call it a marriage?
re: #116 Barefoot Grin
Iowa Public Television in the 70’s…Monty Python, The Goodies, and Doctor Who. Coincidentally, it was the first skit my son saw at the age of 8, and he thanks me at least once a year for exposing him to Python instead of Barney.
re: #98 bill d. (b.d.)
Does Trump not realize he has ultimate declassification authority?
re: #135 Weaselone
Does Trump not realize he has ultimate declassification authority?
Trump doesn’t actually want to be responsible for anything. He just wants the power.
Meanwhile in America… pic.twitter.com/0dTyZBTyLp
— I Am #ABWisdom (@adbridgeforth) January 27, 2018
re: #129 Backwoods_Sleuth
So, last night the goofy coonhound came bounding up to the back door with a possum in her mouth and such a huge proud look on her face that said “Mom! Look what I found! Can I keep it?” (I think she had already named it George…)
I sternly told her no and to drop it, DROP IT RIGHT NOW!Possum was dutifully dropped on the stoop and the dogs came indoors, radiating much sadness.
After about 20 minutes the possum started to move a little. After 35 minutes, it waddled off.
Right this damned minute, the damned possum is scratching at the backdoor (in the pouring down rain). I can’t tell if it wants to come indoors or if it wants the coonhound to come out and play.
Coonhound is apparently OK with either option. (Hint: not gonna happen)
good grief…
It’s raining! It’s saying “LET ME IN! IT’S WET OUT HERE!”
re: #129 Backwoods_Sleuth
Libby wants to come play too…lol..she’s english pointer/coon hound
re: #133 Ace Rothstein
Well, on paper at least… did you see that pathetic video with his wife? “Tell them honey, all the nice things I got you for Christmas… don’t forget the trips and jewelry…” I feel bad for that baby she’s going to have in a few months.
If anyone grabs recipes of the internet, there’s a great app called Copy Me That quick will strip out all the bullshit and pull in the recipes alone.
re: #141 A Mom Anon
Isn’t he the douche that served Papa John’s at the wedding party to own the libs?
re: #134 Swampwitch
Iowa Public Television in the 70’s…Monty Python, The Goodies, and Doctor Who. Coincidentally, it was the first skit my son saw at the age of 8, and he thanks me at least once a year for exposing him to Python instead of Barney.
Illinois for me. I don’t remember The Goodies, but I watched the Doctor Who with the long scarf (but it just didn’t take with me). But at the time I was listening to my brother’s Firesign Theater records and was developing a taste for that kind of absurdist humor.
re: #143 Ace Rothstein
Isn’t he the douche that served Papa John’s at the wedding party to own the libs?
rehearsal dinner, but yeah
re: #141 A Mom Anon
Well, on paper at least… did you see that pathetic video with his wife? “Tell them honey, all the nice things I got you for Christmas… don’t forget the trips and jewelry…” I feel bad for that baby she’s going to have in a few months.
Just wait for the divorce when Jack does the Joe Walsh Deadbeat Daddy routine…
“He just didn’t like them. That’s what he said, he didn’t like them. What a reason to do something,” a district attorney said about the suspect’s motive.https://t.co/h9t3gt8Td5
— WSVN 7 News (@wsvn) January 26, 2018
14-year-olds all over the world don’t like their classmates. Only America gives 14-year-olds easy access to semi-automatic rifles, shotguns, revolvers, and bulk ammunition. https://t.co/cuK4CtZRJ7
— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) January 27, 2018
re: #143 Ace Rothstein
At the rehersal dinner I think, but yeah,oooh it hurt me so…
re: #143 Ace Rothstein
Isn’t he the douche that served Papa John’s at the wedding party to own the libs?
Yes, who could forget the pizzas Jack served?
Many of you slept last night. I haven’t, and I won’t rest until this is resolved. My account was TAKEN down without warning. You can’t silence my message. I WILL BE HEARD.
— Sean Hannity (@SeanHannity__) January 27, 2018
sir this is an Arby’s drive thru https://t.co/7Y3M2o3xsQ
— Gary Whitta (@garywhitta) January 27, 2018
re: #74 Charles Johnson
two of my favorite people in the whole world pic.twitter.com/LEEPulQBpZ
— MicroMeatSnacks™ XXL™ (@MicroMystery) January 28, 2018
re: #152 I Would Prefer Not To
He’s a whiny little diaper baby.
Dear god https://t.co/hiMrpnNGVv pic.twitter.com/cAZyKfj3mX
— Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) January 27, 2018
re: #150 Barefoot Grin
Notice the unverified……
A87 Skye Bridge - Weather, All lanes restricted in both directions for up to 30 minutes has been cleared. #TSIncident
— Traffic Scotland (@trafficscotland) January 28, 2018
re: #154 Backwoods_Sleuth
Oh dear
re: #129 Backwoods_Sleuth
So, last night the goofy coonhound came bounding up to the back door with a possum in her mouth and such a huge proud look on her face that said “Mom! Look what I found! Can I keep it?” (I think she had already named it George…)
I sternly told her no and to drop it, DROP IT RIGHT NOW!Possum was dutifully dropped on the stoop and the dogs came indoors, radiating much sadness.
After about 20 minutes the possum started to move a little. After 35 minutes, it waddled off.
Right this damned minute, the damned possum is scratching at the backdoor (in the pouring down rain). I can’t tell if it wants to come indoors or if it wants the coonhound to come out and play.
Coonhound is apparently OK with either option. (Hint: not gonna happen)
good grief…
So, you interrupted a game of possum.
re: #154 Backwoods_Sleuth
No. The worst nightmare was for all the people who had children that were victims at the school.
re: #155 Dave In Austin
Notice the unverified……
It’s unverified because it’s a new account.
Twitter has acknowledged that Hannity’s account was corrupted
re: #159 Weaselone
Can’t they be tied?
Wouldn’t you think it’s horrible to find out your kid had just murdered somebody?
re: #147 Backwoods_Sleuth
“He just didn’t like them. That’s what he said, he didn’t like them…”
I saw the Boomtown Rats play at the legendary Jay’s Longhorn Saloon in Minneapolis. For a final encore, just Bob Geldof and the keyboard player came out to play this song that they’d just written that the whole band really didn’t know yet. The whole set was great.
re: #161 meteor
Can’t they be tied?
Wouldn’t you think it’s horrible to find out your kid had just murdered somebody?
Yes. But seriously, not on the same level. Her son is still alive.
Btw. On the anatomy of the Bill Kristol/other high profile Twitter hacks — they are posting phishing links to people.
Needless to say. Don’t log in. pic.twitter.com/jyiVdaYMqU— Molly McKew (@MollyMcKew) January 28, 2018
We went to see The Post today. Overall it was quite good. In places it felt a bit ham handed, and as incredible as Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks are, I was distracted by them as the stars. It was fun to see Odenkirk and David Cross in it.
Sheila is wrong. 8 yrs of failed Obama policies produced 0 results, yet in 1 year, President Trump has American economy running on rocket fuel. Americans finally seeing increases in pay, bonuses & benefits. Lowest unemployment numbers for black Americans in nearly 50 years.
— Harris County GOP (@HarrisCountyRP) January 27, 2018
Here are the actual job creation #’s:
2011: +2.09M
2012: +2.14M
2013: +2.30M
2014: +2.99M
2015: +2.71M
2016: +2.24M
Under this president:
2017: +2.05M
Source: Bureau of Labor Statistics
This is why facts matter. And it’s Congresswoman Lee and President Obama to you. :) https://t.co/yZafYo7cEs— Harris Democrats (@harrisdemocrats) January 28, 2018
re: #165 JordanRules
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We need to find out who is doing this hacking……someone get superspy Chelsea Manning on this!
Dilly, dilly
Escaped inmate arrested running back to prison with booze, home-cooked food https://t.co/inFyrDtpvM pic.twitter.com/npXacf7rnb
— CBS News (@CBSNews) January 28, 2018
re: #168 bill d. (b.d.)
Speaking of…
Good piece. https://t.co/p3ItCZ2mgQ
— Molly McKew (@MollyMcKew) January 28, 2018
re: #162 stpaulbear
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I saw the Boomtown Rats play at the legendary Jay’s Longhorn Saloon in Minneapolis. For a final encore, just Bob Geldof and the keyboard player came out to play this song that they’d just written that the whole band really didn’t know yet. The whole set was great.
Arg! You lucky so and so. I LOVED that band in high school. They were touring at one point opening for Gary Neuman (of “Cars”) and my best friend and I got tickets. Got there, laughed my ass off at my very faithful Lutheran friend try to avoid the shared toke from the gay couple next to us & then found out in shock that the Rat’s weren’t there because the night before their guitarist Garry Roberts (IIRC) had cut his hand badly and couldn’t play. They had “Solitary Dot” play instead & then Neuman. The openers were, well, not good and I had never heard of them before or again after. Neuman was just anther synth band. All in all a disappointing night.
re: #59 FormerDirtDart
I don’t use my debit card at the store because I hate holding up the line. I will say that I am glad that debit cards do seem to have greatly reduce the number of people writing check in the checkout line.
Where I shop it is the people paying cash that hold up the line - no-one has used checks for many many moons. Debit or credit cards via tap - or currently, scan on phone seem to be the main payment methods.
re: #129 Backwoods_Sleuth
So, last night the goofy coonhound came bounding up to the back door with a possum in her mouth and such a huge proud look on her face that said “Mom! Look what I found! Can I keep it?” (I think she had already named it George…)
I sternly told her no and to drop it, DROP IT RIGHT NOW!Possum was dutifully dropped on the stoop and the dogs came indoors, radiating much sadness.
After about 20 minutes the possum started to move a little. After 35 minutes, it waddled off.
Right this damned minute, the damned possum is scratching at the backdoor (in the pouring down rain). I can’t tell if it wants to come indoors or if it wants the coonhound to come out and play.
Coonhound is apparently OK with either option. (Hint: not gonna happen)
good grief…
possums gotta um play possum?
Maybe someone better read than I can tell me, what exactly is Manning selling herself to voters as? Is she running on a platform that appeals to voters? Is she promising to address a major issue? Or is this another “I’m a trans woman” kinda campaign where we’re supposed to throw our support behind her because of her sexual identity?
re: #98 bill d. (b.d.)
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Nothing matters anymore…..nothing.
Only when you are a republican does a 24 mill upgrade get mentioned in passing. So what happened to all the drama about deficits in the past 8 years.
These people are disgusting.
re: #176 Targetpractice
Maybe someone better read than I can tell me, what exactly is Manning selling herself to voters as? Is she running on a platform that appeals to voters? Is she promising to address a major issue? Or is this another “I’m a trans woman” kinda campaign where we’re supposed to throw our support behind her because of her sexual identity?
I don’t think that she’s gotten around to any thinking about a platform yet.
Being a youthful contrarian isn’t good enough?
re: #177 fern01
“It’s a great talking point when you have an administration that’s Democrat-led,” said Representative Mark Walker, Republican of North Carolina and the chairman of the Republican Study Committee, a group of about 150 conservative House members. “It’s a little different now that Republicans have both houses and the administration.”
You know what’s infuriating? That you are attacking Hillary Clinton for something that someone else did 10 years ago while saying nothing about the harasser-in-chief currently in the White House.
— The Vicious Babushka (@viciousbabushka) January 28, 2018
re: #176 Targetpractice
I think she’s counting on the traitor angle to get her in solid with the GOP.
Look at this dumb-face dudebro.
About 10k (not “millions”) died in that gas chamber, in which the chimneys were *reconstructed* (hence existed during the war) and no original gas chamber doors exist, so you are exposed both as liar (about the curator’s claim) and an ignoramus (about everything else).
— Sergey Romanov (@S_ergeyR_omanov) January 28, 2018
re: #176 Targetpractice
Maybe someone better read than I can tell me, what exactly is Manning selling herself to voters as? Is she running on a platform that appeals to voters? Is she promising to address a major issue? Or is this another “I’m a trans woman” kinda campaign where we’re supposed to throw our support behind her because of her sexual identity?
OK, I’m even more confused after watching this.
It looks like she wants to be the Julian Assange of the Senate.
re: #183 bill d. (b.d.)
OK, I’m even more confused after watching this.
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It looks like she wants to be the Julian Assange of the Senate.
Locked in a foreign embassy?
re: #172 William Lewis
Arg! You lucky so and so. I LOVED that band in high school. They were touring at one point opening for Gary Neuman (of “Cars”) and my best friend and I got tickets. Got there, laughed my ass off at my very faithful Lutheran friend try to avoid the shared toke from the gay couple next to us & then found out in shock that the Rat’s weren’t there because the night before their guitarist Garry Roberts (IIRC) had cut his hand badly and couldn’t play. They had “Solitary Dot” play instead & then Neuman. The openers were, well, not good and I had never heard of them before or again after. Neuman was just anther synth band. All in all a disappointing night.
I saw them in Chicago. They opened for Foghat and Rod Stewart was the headliner.
re: #186 MsJ
I saw them in Chicago. They opened for Foghat and Rod Stewart was the headliner.
That’s a rather varied lineup.
re: #178 bill d. (b.d.)
I don’t think that she’s gotten around to any thinking about a platform yet.
Being a youthful contrarian isn’t good enough?
trump got elected without a platform (racist dog whistles not counted). Hillary had an extensive platform. She lost the election.
1/Here’s a thread about race and national identity in America.
As everyone knows perfectly well by now, Trump’s immigration policy is about racial engineering - making the U.S. population as white as possible. https://t.co/HoRPCpoATN— Noah Smith (@Noahpinion) January 26, 2018
Read this thread. https://t.co/0e8hxaaHFz
— Larry Haynes (@RealLarryHaynes) January 28, 2018
re: #187 ObserverArt
That’s a rather varied lineup.
Both the Boomtown Rats and Foghat were better than Rod Stewart.
I never liked Stewart. It was a compromise with the boyfriend at the time. He liked Stewart and I liked the first two.
re: #185 Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines
I would imagine that they didn’t look a whole lot happier 15 years later during the great depression and the dust bowl. None of my grandmothers’ old photos ever looked like they were having a moment of fun.
re: #187 ObserverArt
That’s a rather varied lineup.
I just earned some hatred for hating on the Moody Blues on FB, so I won’t start in on Foghat now….. (but some of my pot-smoking friends played “Slow Ride” all. the. time.)
re: #180 The Vicious Babushka
Good reply on the tweet “blaming a woman for what a man does”. They all do it - all the time. Sad when a woman joins in.
re: #191 MsJ
Both the Boomtown Rats and Foghat were better than Rod Stewart.
I never liked Stewart. It was a compromise with the boyfriend at the time. He liked Stewart and I liked the first two.
The first hockey rink concert I ever saw was The Faces (with The Grease Band opening and Savoy Brown as the headliners). Stewart was great with The Faces before he became a mega-star and the rest of The Faces got kind of pissed about it.
re: #185 Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines
Most of them probably died from the cotton fibers blocking their noses and infiltrating their lungs.
re: #190 jaunte
The economy might be ok - for a while, but SocSec & Medicare would suffer badly. Future generations pays for the now; sustains ongoing benefits. If you don’t at least maintain steady population you can’t sustain benefits. This is the Republican wet dream; kill earned benefits.
— MsJoanne (@MsJoanne) January 28, 2018
re: #188 MsJ
Mocha Coconut Cheesecake in the oven.
NOT doing a one up
baked praline French toast for dinner
re: #193 Barefoot Grin
I just earned some hatred for hating on the Moody Blues on FB, so I won’t start in on Foghat now….. (but some of my pot-smoking friends played “Slow Ride” all. the. time.)
Imma staying out of that!
I saw Foghat when they first formed after some of them left Savoy Brown. I think it was early ‘73. They were touring on their first album which was raw slide blues played real loud.
Then they got real big.
re: #198 dangerman
NOT doing a one up
baked praline French toast for dinner
I’m doing low carb. This is a low carb delight.
re: #167 jaunte
In the comments:
The stock market doesn’t represent the economy. The rich are pumping money into it now, so that when the companies buy back stocks with their tax cuts, they can get a bigger return.
— (((IntheNumbers))) (@ItsNumbersMan) January 28, 2018
re: #200 MsJ
I’m doing low carb. This is a low carb delight.
and dessert besides right?
you re still my #1 for president
re: #188 MsJ
Mocha Coconut Cheesecake in the oven.
Celebration Saturday dinner. My orchid loving wife did a formal presentation on how to judge Catteleya hybrid orchids at the Huntington Library. The audience was judges, student judges, pro growers and the American Orchid Society BOD. 50 slides and dozens of photographs. It went really well. So… Ribeye, spinach, and a nice Moroccan red wine (not expensive at all).
re: #199 ObserverArt
Imma staying out of that!
I saw Foghat when they first formed after some of them left Savoy Brown. I think it was early ‘73. They were touring on their first album which was raw slide blues played real loud.
Then they got real big.
This is the first Foghat song I ever heard on ‘underground’ FM when their first album was new. This is still my favorite song by them.
Lubbock’s Mr. Conservative grift-splains the Constitution to us peasants.
THIS THREAD.
A few days ago, Karen & I paid our respects at Yad Vashem to honor the 6 million Jewish martyrs of the Holocaust who 3 years after walking beneath the shadow of death, rose up from the ashes to resurrect themselves to reclaim a Jewish future. #HolocaustRemembranceDay #NeverAgain pic.twitter.com/67UuC1cYI2
— Vice President Mike Pence (@VP) January 27, 2018
This is really a perfect encapsulation of Pence’s unique (and, to me, kinda gross) evangelical worldview. What he’s trying to say is some variant of “עם ישראל חי” but he can’t figure out how to do it without the Christian rhetoric of resurrection that Jews don’t buy into at all. https://t.co/AAVp8t4gH1
— Ari Kohen, First of His Name (@kohenari) January 28, 2018
In an interview he did in 1997, when I was *in college*, he *still* couldn’t talk about the last time he saw his mother, after they got out of the cattle car, couldn’t describe her or what she was like. Resurrected? Bullshit. Entire families destroyed. Survivors broken.
— Ari Kohen, First of His Name (@kohenari) January 28, 2018
You can make some nice statement about “Never Forget” and just leave it at that. I wouldn’t say anything if he did that. But the state of Israel didn’t resurrect the murdered Jews of Europe. Nothing can do that, at least not from the Jewish perspective.
— Ari Kohen, First of His Name (@kohenari) January 28, 2018
re: #206 Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines
They always seem to skip the part about promoting the general welfare.
re: #206 Shiplord Kirel, live from behind wingnut lines
Lubbock’s Mr. Conservative grift-splains the Constitution to us peasants.
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Not to mention that the Federal Government is much more expensive. You almost have to be a foreign government or a Fortune 50 overlord to buy into the executive branch, and even Congressmen are prohibitively expensive for all but the privileged few. OTOH, state officials are available to any elite corporation or millionaire while legislators and local lackeys can be bought for relative pocket change. What if you’re not a millionaire at all? Ha! What do you this is? Socialism?
what ‘bout primoting all that general welfare stuff?
re: #209 dangerman
I wanted to reply to him asking about that, but he’s got his replies limited.
re: #201 I Would Prefer Not To
As if Trump didn’t have enough troubles, now a photo of him with two prostitutes has emerged. pic.twitter.com/lEN4BYWAFZ
— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) January 25, 2018
As a Native American I just had an epiphany about undocumented DACA people. How big of a coronary would trump and ryan have if the tribes welcomed the DACA folk onto the reservations, affording them protection under the sovereignty of the tribes……
— cj bakken (@Eaglewoman4) January 24, 2018
!!! What if a tribe offered tribal membership to any undoc immigrants with indigenous blood (ie, 99.9% of those from Mexico/Central America) in exchange for the ability to tax their income? Here’s some law on that: 1/ https://t.co/v5N2mHFO5e
— M.S. Bellows, Jr. (@msbellows) January 28, 2018
This is brilliant. I wrote a short thread about how it might work, legally: https://t.co/ZOCkVmnfop
— M.S. Bellows, Jr. (@msbellows) January 28, 2018
re: #213 jaunte
It would probably give the Trump administration a chance to go after tribes:
The Department of the Interior oversees the Department of Indian affairs.They would cut ALL FUNDING and circle the wagons around the reservations, blockade style.The GOP would think NOTHING of starving them all to DEATH.For the GOP it would be killing 2 birds with one stone…
— Peg Leg Jim (@peglegjim) January 28, 2018
I would contribute money to the tribes for the fight.
re: #211 Belafon
I wanted to reply to him asking about that, but he’s got his replies limited.
yeah and you know the answer
general welfare is only what I say it is
i genuinely believed that a year in, the “trump became president the day he didn’t literally shit himself at a podium” meme would end.
even i am surprised by the punditry’s commitment to this fuckery pic.twitter.com/CIdEhRLpBs— sean. (@SeanMcElwee) January 28, 2018
At this point, it’s just grotesque beyond belief. https://t.co/MPslwRm0x7
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 28, 2018
re: #174 fern01
Where I shop it is the people paying cash that hold up the line - no-one has used checks for many many moons. Debit or credit cards via tap - or currently, scan on phone seem to be the main payment methods.
I use checks, my child. As for those waiting behind me in line, if they can’t stand another thirty seconds, let them complain to the management for not opening up more checkout lanes.
Dear reporters,
You do not have to use the term “chain migration” just because Republicans do. IT IS OFFENSIVE.
That is all, thank you.— Topher Spiro (@TopherSpiro) January 26, 2018
There’s something to the fact that our media quickly and almost universally adopted the term “chain migration” perfectly fine while still agonizing over terms like “racist” and “white supremacy.” https://t.co/Wlz42yUMYd
— Chill Chad Stanton (@chadstanton) January 26, 2018
Again, there’s something despairingly amazing how conditioned the media is to simply accept the GOP’s framing and language at the drop of a hat. And it’s still not even for a lack of trying on the Dems part. Dems try, and they get dismissed handily. GOP doesn’t even have to be on the same page yet and the media slavishly picks up their language day of.
If nothing else, the Trump presidency has pulled back the curtain and revealed how utterly intellectually bankrupt even the best conservative pundits are. They’re pushing long-debunked fake ideas to a gullible audience of propagandized Fox News drones.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 28, 2018
re: #144 Barefoot Grin
The Goodies
They got some airplay back in the 1970’s in Detroit’s PBS station. I especially liked “Kitten Kong”….
This Japanese Robot called “Tomatan” Will Feed You Tomatoes While You Run, invented by Japanese vegetable juice maker Kagome pic.twitter.com/nx4Zj1XwAn
— 41 Strange (@41Strange) January 26, 2018
I… I don’t want it to https://t.co/OsEzTMtRPe
— 🐶🌸🌼Patrick Lenton🌼🌸🐕 (@PatrickLenton) January 28, 2018
JUST IN: Ginsburg won’t attend Trump’s first State of the Union https://t.co/GDzcypb778 pic.twitter.com/s0u3n96Ln7
— The Hill (@thehill) January 28, 2018
The tactics used by Devumi on our platform and others as described by today’s NYT article violate our policies and are unnacceptable to us. We are working to stop them and any companies like them.
— Twitter Comms (@TwitterComms) January 27, 2018
Wait is Twitter really trying to say they didn’t know people bought bots to artificially boost influence & reach…?
Really? 😂 https://t.co/DKVu5xA6u4— Caroline O. (@RVAwonk) January 27, 2018
re: #182 Nyet
Why don’t you go fuck yourself with at 10-ft long curare-tipped barb-wire wrapped telephone poll with no lubricants? KTHXBAI…
— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) January 28, 2018
Some of the Never-Trumpers have woken up, yes. But many are just offended by Trump’s crass manner, and still promote the same old right wing BS when they’re not being featured on MSNBC.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) January 28, 2018
re: #211 Belafon
I wanted to reply to him asking about that, but he’s got his replies limited.
They see that as pretty well limited to surveying stolen Indian land and getting it ready for transfer to private interests. Since that’s a done deal, the general welfare is no longer relevant.
re: #190 jaunte
Even @TIME Magazine saw this shift coming a decade ago….
— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) January 28, 2018
Wait for it 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/uxdLbJoPIf
— Nature is Amazing 🌿 (@AMAZlNGNATURE) January 27, 2018
re: #224 Backwoods_Sleuth
Jack was too busy watching the stock market.
re: #230 Backwoods_Sleuth
A most excellent photo bomb.
re: #207 The Vicious Babushka
Agreed - and that’s why he should never get close to being @POTUS under any circumstances….
— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) January 28, 2018
.@JudgeJeanine: “Citizenship is a privilege. We don’t grant it to people because they think they deserve it.” pic.twitter.com/MvtszhQeab
— Fox News (@FoxNews) January 28, 2018
In racist tirade, Fox host tells Dreamers to pay back their welfare, misquotes stats to suggest Dreamers are academically inferior and commit more crimes than natural-born population. https://t.co/aJvkdgqnMi
— Brian Fallon (@brianefallon) January 28, 2018
re: #219 Citizen K
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Again, there’s something despairingly amazing how conditioned the media is to simply accept the GOP’s framing and language at the drop of a hat. And it’s still not even for a lack of trying on the Dems part. Dems try, and they get dismissed handily. GOP doesn’t even have to be on the same page yet and the media slavishly picks up their language day of.
“Chain migration,” a PC term for ripping apart families, brought to you by the same people who prance around insisting they’re “not PC.”
re: #235 Backwoods_Sleuth
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A rant that Goebbels would nod his head to and compliment the writer.
.@HomeDepot co-founder Bernie Marcus: “Democrats, use your stupid brains. You don’t have any brains.” #Cavuto pic.twitter.com/PqkDAhD4bw
— Fox News (@FoxNews) January 28, 2018
Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to @Lowes I go https://t.co/yuFP6Y8OxX
— The Vicious Babushka (@viciousbabushka) January 28, 2018
re: #236 Targetpractice
“Chain migration,” a PC term for ripping apart families, brought to you by the same people who prance around insisting they’re “not PC.”
“Chain migration” needs to be refocused to slave ships and slave auctions.
re: #235 Backwoods_Sleuth
Instead, we give it to people who shit all over it.
re: #239 Cheechako
“Chain migration” needs to be refocused to slave ships and slave auctions.
That would be the easiest retort: “You mean slavery, right?”
re: #235 Backwoods_Sleuth
They’re riling up conservatives to turn violent.
Op-Ed Columnist: The Necessity of Stephen Miller https://t.co/jfBR7QVfai
— The New York Times (@nytimes) January 28, 2018
On #HolocaustMemorialDay, the @NYTimes decides to run an op-ed defending the Trump WH Nazi-in-residence as a “necessity” https://t.co/d8KScRhMfv
— Leah WhyAreYouSubjectingMeToThis McElrath (@leahmcelrath) January 28, 2018
re: #242 Amory Blaine
They’re riling up conservatives to turn violent.
Yup. Fox has wanted to be Radio Rwanda ever since they heard of Radio Rwanda.
re: #219 Citizen K
Yes! Whole comment spot on. Thank you for including this part especially.
And it’s still not even for a lack of trying on the Dems part. Dems try, and they get dismissed handily
re: #235 Backwoods_Sleuth
Did you expect anything else from @JudgeJeanine? She’s so far in the tank for @realDonaldTrump it isn’t funny. But then again, The Power Of Gold will make many people switch sides….
— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) January 28, 2018
re: #243 Backwoods_Sleuth
And with this piece, the Grey Lady replays history - but not in a good way….
— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) January 28, 2018
Today, the FBI family remembers the victims of the Holocaust, and we are reminded of our duty to protect the American people & prevent crimes based on hatred & prejudice. #HolocaustMemorialDay pic.twitter.com/9wdcI3DfGg
— FBI (@FBI) January 28, 2018
As Director, Robert Mueller began the practice of sending every new agent class @FBI to the Holocaust Museum to understand what happens when police become complicit in authoritarian regimes. https://t.co/NyC1aAtYLW
— Asha Rangappa (@AshaRangappa_) January 28, 2018
re: #249 Backwoods_Sleuth
“All the more reason we need a honkeycaust museum!”
Yikes!
Brooklyn teacher arrested for biting 5-year-old girl
A Brooklyn teacher chomped down on a little girl’s arm when the clingy child wouldn’t leave her side during class Friday, police said.
Shavonne Johnson, 37, a substitute teacher at Public School 66 on E. 96th St. in Canarsie, was arrested just before 1 p.m. and charged with assault and acting in a manner injurious to a child, cops said.
Needless to say, the zombie sub has also been fired.
re: #243 Backwoods_Sleuth
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USA Today: Police: Michigan man celebrating birthday kills self after accidentally shooting friend
MERRILL, Mich. (AP) — Authorities say a Michigan man celebrating his 21st birthday accidentally shot his best friend and then killed himself in grief.
WJRT-TV reports Zachary Woodcock shot himself minutes after he accidentally shot 21-year-old Richard Skillman, who died at the scene.
Saginaw County Sheriff’s Lt. Mike Gomez says Woodcock was celebrating his birthday Jan. 19 with friends in his apartment in Merrill, northwest of Detroit.
Gomez says Woodcock returned from his bedroom with a handgun that “went off and struck Mr. Skillman in the chest.”
As others were helping Skillman, witnesses told police that Woodcock left the apartment.
Gomez says “they heard a shot, walked out and there he was.”
About 10 guns later were found in the apartment and Skillman’s car.
NEW VIDEO: We Stole Tampons from the Cashier-less Amazon Go Storehttps://t.co/A15EKaaZp8 pic.twitter.com/jZyYzGhWcm
— Linus Tech Tips (@LinusTech) January 27, 2018
nothing quite says “I’m in tech” like stealing a box of pads and calling them tampons https://t.co/4fA2Y9HNyy
— yuri geller (@Sona_Sonara) January 27, 2018
re: #252 Targetpractice
From the same paper whose Op-Ed page once argued that a funny looking little corporal from Austria couldn’t be taken seriously about wanting to oppress the Jews and would totally moderate himself after he was appointed to office.
So, the same faulty reasoning we heard before the orange menace was elected? You would think they’d lear….oh…it’s Douthat….never mind
re: #254 goddamnedfrank
Some of those responses are a hoot.
re: #254 goddamnedfrank
I’m a woman in tech and I know the difference between pads & tampons, also that they should be available for free in all ladies’ restrooms (but most of the time they aren’t). I think you meant to say “Nothing quite says ‘I’m a dude bro in tech’…
— The Vicious Babushka (@viciousbabushka) January 28, 2018
re: #255 Woods Witch
So, the same faulty reasoning we heard before the orange menace was elected? You would think they’d lear….oh…it’s Douthat….never mind
The Gray Lady has a long history of lovin’ them some authoritarianism.
re: #254 goddamnedfrank
Yer blowing up Twitter with this….
— TheMajor (@TheMajorsViews) January 28, 2018
My new band name is “Insufferable Crypto Preachers”.
re: #261 Amory Blaine
My new band name is “Insufferable Crypto Preachers”.
I assume you’ve seen this lineup of Coachella bands created by a neural network? :)
A few days ago, Karen & I paid our respects at Yad Vashem to honor the 6 million Jewish martyrs of the Holocaust who 3 years after walking beneath the shadow of death, rose up from the ashes to resurrect themselves to reclaim a Jewish future. #HolocaustRemembranceDay #NeverAgain pic.twitter.com/67UuC1cYI2
— Vice President Mike Pence (@VP) January 27, 2018
This is awkward. The victims weren’t resurrected, that’s the kind of shitty thing that deniers often say sarcastically as a way to assert the whole thing was a hoax. Pence can’t even pay respect without coming off like an idiot. https://t.co/2rOMTxhIwb
— Photon Herder (@goddamnedfrank) January 28, 2018
re: #254 goddamnedfrank
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They finally went and did it, they actually did it: A dude-bro has literally turned himself into a douche-bag.
Fight for Charles Manson’s corpse thrown out of L.A. courtroom https://t.co/HqRSXlBqKw pic.twitter.com/1dhmzWirAp
— CBS News (@CBSNews) January 28, 2018
Nice phrasing!
Always glad to hear that Manson’s corpse has been thrown out of ANY building. https://t.co/DzSZ6ty2x4— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) January 28, 2018
re: #238 The Vicious Babushka
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It’s a lot farther to a Lowe’s for me than HD, but for any sizeable purchase, I suppose it will be worth the drive.
.@TimOBrien has watched Trump testify under oath. It isn’t pretty https://t.co/GmRWbAQ09f via @bv
— Cheri Jacobus (@CheriJacobus) January 28, 2018
Trump ultimately had to admit 30 times that he had lied over the years about all sorts of stuff: how much of a big Manhattan real estate project he owned; the price of one of his golf club memberships; the size of the Trump Organization; his wealth; his speaking fees; 1/2 https://t.co/I1tZ4F5obl
— Cheri Jacobus (@CheriJacobus) January 28, 2018
“Trump probably doesn’t know which documents Mueller has collected. If the president sits down under oath and lies, it’s likely that Mueller will have a raft of paperwork on hand to document that fact.” https://t.co/ufRSJ5gW7i
— Cheri Jacobus (@CheriJacobus) January 28, 2018
re: #249 Backwoods_Sleuth
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I didn’t know this. I’ve respected him for some time but this cements it.
We used predictive keyboards trained on both “Fire & Fury” and McDonald’s menu item descriptions to leak these exclusive bombshell details about the Trump administration https://t.co/N5wgtBOQ6t pic.twitter.com/wvpwA75sWN
— Botnik Studios (@botnikstudios) January 22, 2018
This was much funnier than I’d been expecting it to be. I choked on my drink twice.
re: #266 calochortus
It’s a lot farther to a Lowe’s for me than HD, but for any sizeable purchase, I suppose it will be worth the drive.
It’s hard to buy from a guy who says you’re an idiot
re: #183 bill d. (b.d.)
OK, I’m even more confused after watching this.
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It looks like she wants to be the Julian Assange of the Senate.
“We” as in the White Supremacists she hangs out with? No thanks. Hard pass.
re: #270 dangerman
It’s hard to buy from a guy who says you’re an idiot
Yup. There are lots of other places to shop.
I’ve been reading a book called Respect Yourself about Stax Records. I knew about many of the artists on Stax, but I didn’t know much about William Bell and I’ve been playing catch-up on his music. He’s a great singer who wrote a lot of classic songs and he’s got a fairly new album produced by the great John Leventhal (who produced some of Rosanne Cash’s and Shawn Colvin’s best music). I wish he would have played his song “You Don’t Miss Your Water Til The Well’s Run Dry” for this Tiny Desk Concert, but it’s still pretty good.
re: #270 dangerman
I”m not gonna give him my money. That would prove he’s right.