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i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 22, 2020 • 5:55:29pm

FT! Go Joe! GOTV!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 5:55:32pm

I have booze with me. It’s the only way I will survive this.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 5:56:02pm

I wonder how many times Trump will mention the laptop tonight?

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 5:56:40pm

KICK HIS ASS, SEA BASS!

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 22, 2020 • 5:57:07pm

re: #3 Eclectic Cyborg

I wonder how many times Trump will mention the laptop tonight?

That’s ALL he’s going to talk about, no matter what the actual topic is.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 22, 2020 • 5:57:14pm
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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 5:57:46pm

re: #3 Eclectic Cyborg

I wonder how many times Trump will mention the laptop tonight?

Courtesy of Caesars Sportsbook, Las Vegas - Over/Under: 2,657.5

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 5:58:56pm

re: #2 Eclectic Cyborg

Cask strength barrel-aged Lincoln-Douglas.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 22, 2020 • 5:59:10pm

re: #6 Charles Johnson

Next they’ll let the crowd bring in horns and it will start to sound like Arena Mexico at the Friday night wrestling shows.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 5:59:45pm

re: #6 Charles Johnson

I wouldn’t be surprised if the Trump campaign demanded an audience.

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steve_davis  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:00:07pm

I’m taking consolation in knowing that I think my Breville breadmaker may have just shipped from Williams Sonoma, and I decided I couldn’t live without the Kitchenaid pasta attachments (not the Kitchenaid brand, which apparently suck for quality, but some other brand with stainless steel nibs that supposedly won’t break the third time I used them). Somewhat irritated that there’s no ravioli attachment, but it looks like I can just run the dough through and then use a 15 dollar gizmo that I load by hand. So fuck can Trump himself tonight for all I care.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:00:23pm

First, The Lifting Of The Glass.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:00:46pm

re: #6 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

repost from downstairs

only the best….

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gocart mozart  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:02:04pm
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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:02:52pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:03:43pm

Goddammitall. I’ve got the debate channel on. (sigh)

The question: how long can I last?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:04:07pm

ABC dragging Biden for telling Trump to shut up in the last debate. Idiots.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:04:22pm

re: #13 Backwoods_Sleuth

Degenerate gambler with over $50 million in losses, four divorces, and can’t hit the ball straight anymore on the left, and a rich kid who grew up in the Detroit burbs but poses as a redneck and hasn’t mattered in fifteen years while wearing a hat indoors on the right. They are not voting for Biden.

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:04:25pm

I put on closed captions so I don’t have to listen to Trump when he speaks.

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teleskiguy  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:04:36pm

Orange Foolius getting one last bump in.

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(((Archangel1)))  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:04:40pm

Here we go…

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cat-tikvah  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:04:44pm

AAAAND MUTE APPLIED!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:04:50pm

re: #16 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Goddammitall. I’ve got the debate channel on. (sigh)

The question: how long can I last?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:05:42pm

Trump’s eye isn’t dropping any longer.

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(((Archangel1)))  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:06:09pm

“Please speak one at a time”.
Good one!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:06:17pm

Two lies already.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:06:30pm

China (virus) already.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:06:38pm

Six lies.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:06:58pm

Twelve lies.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:06:59pm

Spikes are all gone? He’s lying already.

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teleskiguy  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:07:09pm
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Charles Johnson  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:07:19pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:07:42pm

Sixteen lies.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:08:00pm

Twenty one lies.

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vgranucci  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:08:16pm

re: #222 b.d.

You could watch the New York Giants (1-5) play the Philadelphia Eagles (1-4-1)

LOL, I hate 2020

My husband called that the “crummy game of the week”

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:08:31pm

re: #34 Eclectic Cyborg

YOU GET A LIE! AND YOU GET A LIE! AND YOU GET A LIE!

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:09:02pm

re: #35 vgranucci

My husband called that the “crummy game of the week”

In my house, such games are called the “Toilet Bowl”.

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(((Archangel1)))  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:09:44pm
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PhillyPretzel  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:10:26pm

re: #37 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

In my book the Eagles went from their name to the K & A version of birds (boids). I do not think much of them.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:10:31pm

“Moderner”

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:11:09pm

Trump: “I am more accurate than the experts”

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Sherlock Hound  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:11:40pm

re: #35 vgranucci

My husband called that the “crummy game of the week”

“Look, they’re competing for the first round in the draft!”
The New England Patriots once played such a game with the old Baltimore Colts. It was known as the Stupor Bowl.

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(((Archangel1)))  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:12:09pm

… Did I hear right and he actually specified Europe as a country “in particular”?

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:12:14pm

re: #40 Eclectic Cyborg

Prof Henry Higgins would have ripped out his own hair on second thought he would have kicked DT out of his house.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:12:15pm

I really hate the way he moves his hands when he talks.

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plansbandc  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:12:24pm

re: #42 Sherlock Hound

I like Toilet Bowl myself.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:12:31pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:12:33pm

Swine flu! Drink!

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Sherlock Hound  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:13:05pm

re: #37 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

In my house, such games are called the “Toilet Bowl”.

I have long desired to see Ty-D-Bowl sponsor a bowl game.

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Semper Fi  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:13:24pm

re: #45 Eclectic Cyborg

I really hate the way he moves his hands when he talks.

He’s packing a loaf of lies…

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:13:24pm

Trump: I have done everything Biden just said he would do. (Lie)

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:13:39pm

Within weeks, end of the year, weeks

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:13:45pm

re: #49 Sherlock Hound

I have long desired to see Ty-D-Bowl sponsor a bowl game.

They should sponsor the game with the two lowest ranked teams that qualify for a bowl, naturally.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:14:16pm

Basement! Drink!

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:14:32pm

re: #41 Eclectic Cyborg

Cockpit of a 747:

Passenger to pilot: “How many hours do you have flying this model of aircraft?”
Pilot: “Close to 15,000.”
Passenger: “I just took my first lesson in a Cessna 172.”
Pilot: “Well, before you know it, you’ll be flying one of these!”
Passenger: “I can fly it know. I am more accurate than the experts.”

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Dave In Austin  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:14:35pm

What about the bunker?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:14:39pm

Will trump hasn’t stepped in his dick yet so that’s something.

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:15:02pm

“Made a lot of money some place”

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:15:29pm

re: #55 Ace Rothstein

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:15:32pm

re: #52 jaunte

Two weeks. After infrastructure week.

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Sherlock Hound  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:15:34pm

re: #53 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

They should sponsor the game with the two lowest ranked teams that qualify for a bowl, naturally.

Boston College versus whom?
///

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:15:46pm

re: #57 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Will trump hasn’t stepped in his dick yet so that’s something.

YET.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:16:52pm

Biden seems sharper tonight than in the first debate.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:16:54pm
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teleskiguy  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:17:22pm

GYNA!!!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:17:34pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:17:35pm

Trump is on some downers.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:18:03pm

re: #63 Eclectic Cyborg

Biden seems sharper tonight than in the first debate.

Clearly he has been taking illegal debate drugs and should submit to a urine test.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:18:09pm

re: #67 The Pie Overlord!

Give it time.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:18:25pm

“I want to shut down the virus, not the country”

Great line, Joe.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:18:38pm

re: #65 teleskiguy

Vagina? Where??!!

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:19:10pm

I take full responsibility and it’s not my fault

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:20:00pm

Trump lying that young people aren’t at major risk of covid.

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Dragonomics  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:20:12pm

I want Biden to ask Trump what he’s eating under there.

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BlueSpotinAL  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:21:22pm

In the eye hospital because I got hit in the eye hard with a tennis ball. Wearing glasses at the time, so a bit of a scratch. Still better than watching the debate!

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teleskiguy  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:21:26pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:22:08pm

Plexiglass is not expensive at all you dumb fuck.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:22:26pm

I just glanced at a SILENT FEED, and Trump is beet red and looks like he’s about to erupt.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:22:34pm

re: #75 BlueSpotinAL

In the eye hospital because I got hit in the eye hard with a tennis ball. Wearing glasses at the time, so a bit of a scratch. Still better than watching the debate!

Oh no! Hope your eye heals quickly.

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:22:35pm

re: #75 BlueSpotinAL

I am sorry to hear that. I hope you get better soon.

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:22:39pm

NEW YORK IS NOT A GHOST TOWN

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(((Archangel1)))  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:22:42pm
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Mike Lamb  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:23:15pm

re: #73 Eclectic Cyborg

Trump lying that young people aren’t at major risk of covid.

Recent study showed the rate of increase of excess deaths was highest in the 26-44 age group.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:23:20pm

The country is not closed.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:23:22pm

re: #75 BlueSpotinAL

In the eye hospital because I got hit in the eye hard with a tennis ball. Wearing glasses at the time, so a bit of a scratch. Still better than watching the debate!

OWTCH!!! NO FUN!!!!

Please take care!!!!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:23:24pm

Now Trump is attacking Whitmer.

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Amory Blaine  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:23:24pm

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:23:37pm

re: #84 jaunte

The country is not closed.

I was at the gym today in fact.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:23:56pm

re: #83 Mike Lamb

Recent study showed the rate of increase of excess deaths was highest in the 26-44 age group.

I think Trump meant 18 and under but your point stands.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:24:10pm

re: #86 Eclectic Cyborg

Now Trump is attacking Whitmer.

That’s the winning strategy.

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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:24:21pm

re: #2 Eclectic Cyborg

Not enough Kahlua in the world for this.

Or Patròn. That’s what I’m actually drinking. And Frangelico.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:24:26pm

Trump: Fauci said don’t wear masks.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:24:45pm

re: #91 geekmom

Not enough Kahlua in the world for this.

Or Patròn. That’s what I’m actually drinking. And Frangelico.

I got Baileys over here.

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:25:19pm

Dr. Fauci very early on said civilians should not wear masks because there was a shortage of PPE in hospitals and clinics!

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:25:38pm

re: #91 geekmom

Not enough Kahlua in the world for this.

Or Patròn. That’s what I’m actually drinking. And Frangelico.

Not drinking tonight. This weekend will be record low temperatures, and I intend to make myself plenty warm and comfortable.

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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:25:50pm

re: #9 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Vuvuzelas

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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:25:58pm

re: #91 geekmom

Going with Ancient Age 100 bourbon. Gotta relieve the pain in my eyeballs and earholes.

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Dave In Austin  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:26:13pm

BOOM goes the dynamite!

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Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:26:16pm

When are they going to start cutting mics?

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JC1  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:26:34pm

re: #92 Eclectic Cyborg

Trump: Fauci said don’t wear masks.

He actually did say that non medical professionals shouldn’t worry about getting masks; he later justified it by saying that he didn’t want to create a shortage of supplies for front line workers.

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mmmirele  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:26:38pm

re: #84 jaunte

The country is not closed.

Yeah, you’d know if the country was closed—can’t get groceries, can’t buy gas, mail not running (wait…), but you get what I mean. We’ve been *inconvenienced*, except for the people who lost their jobs because our leadership didn’t have it together to shut everything down early.

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teleskiguy  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:26:56pm

Hillary Clinton, DRINK!

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Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:27:00pm

Clinton!!!

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:27:01pm

re: #98 Dave In Austin

BOOM goes the dynamite!

Trump exploded??!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:27:20pm

re: #99 Blizard

When are they going to start cutting mics?

Each gets two minutes uninterrupted (other guys mic is cut). After the two minutes are up, both mics go live.

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Belafon  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:27:30pm

re: #92 Eclectic Cyborg

Trump: Fauci said don’t wear masks.

I heard someone say the other day that the CDC said people didn’t have to wear masks. It took all the control I had to keep from turning around and telling them that was from the White House, not the CDC, but it wouldn’t have registered.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:27:50pm

I‘m drinking drank a 15 oz rum and coke. I still had to mute it.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:28:08pm

Biden going after Giuliani, nice!

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DodgerFan1988  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:28:17pm
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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:28:20pm

Eagles QB just tried to throw a pass to the butt of a receiver. Yes, it is more exciting.

Oops, just tossed an interception. Wow…

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:28:57pm

Joe is out of fucks to give.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:29:05pm

Now Trump is bragging about how corrupt he COULD be.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:29:17pm

re: #111 The Pie Overlord!

Joe is out of fucks to give.

Good.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:29:21pm

re: #111 The Pie Overlord!

Joe is out of fucks to give.

That’s what I love to hear.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:29:25pm

re: #111 The Pie Overlord!

Joe is out of fucks to give.

Yes and I love it.

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Belafon  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:29:39pm

re: #110 TarHellion

Eagles QB just tried to throw a pass to the butt of a receiver. Yes, it is more exciting.

Oops, just tossed an interception. Wow…

The NFC East drew the short straws this year.

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Dave In Austin  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:29:55pm

In just slipped off the couch….

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Charles Johnson  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:30:01pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:30:36pm

re: #116 Belafon

The NFC East Least drew the short straws this year.

FTFY

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:30:38pm

re: #116 Belafon

The NFC East drew the short straws this year.

6 wins might win the division in the NFC Least this year.

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Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:30:47pm

Biden sells pillows and sheets???

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Camp Waconda  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:31:05pm

WTAF

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:31:09pm

re: #120 Ace Rothstein

Upding for “NFC Least”

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Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:31:10pm

EMAILS!!!

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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:31:20pm

re: #34 Eclectic Cyborg

Can you cite them? Keyword? Not because I question but for tracking purposes.

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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:31:32pm

re: #116 Belafon

And 1 of those teams will go to the playoffs! And have a home game. The 5-10-1 Eagles vs the 9-7 Bears in Philly.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:31:40pm

re: #118 Charles Johnson

When he does that sitting down, he arches his back. It’s one of his biggest tells.

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Belafon  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:31:52pm

re: #120 Ace Rothstein

6 wins might win the division in the NFC Least this year.

The winner of this game will tie the Cowboys for first place. But, given how sucky things are going, it could very well end up in a tie.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:32:00pm

re: #125 geekmom

Can you cite them? Keyword? Not because I question but for tracking purposes.

I could if I rewatched and wrote them all down.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:32:05pm

I’ll have to order more Famous Grouse before the election.

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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:32:41pm

re: #124 Blizard

Good thing I am not watching or I would be comatose drunk by now,

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:32:56pm

“Under audit”

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Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:32:56pm

Biden: what are you hiding? …Release your tax returns or stop talking about corruption

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(((Archangel1)))  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:33:18pm

Trump: “My taxes are under audit”
* Biden laughs *

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:33:31pm

Trump doesn’t know what line items are on tax returns.

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Camp Waconda  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:33:33pm

He is flat out bonkers.

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Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:34:08pm

Trump: the $750 dollars is the filing fee, i’ve paid millions in taxes

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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:34:23pm

re: #128 Belafon

2 minute warning and it is a taut 10-7 game. What a thriller!!!

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:34:49pm

re: #137 Blizard

Trump: the $750 dollars is the filing fee, i’ve paid millions in taxes

Da…fuq? A 1040 is free to file by mail.

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Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:35:19pm

Is it just me or are they giving Trump about twice as much time as they are giving Biden?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:35:34pm

Now the victimhood.

Muller.

Spying on his campaign.

Same shit.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:35:39pm

re: #123 Eclectic Cyborg

Upding for “NFC Least”

Hey, hey…

/s/

re: #119 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:35:48pm

I take off the headset when FF is speaking.

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Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:35:52pm

Biden: you’ve been saying this for 4 years. Release the taxes

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:36:01pm

re: #126 TarHellion

And 1 of those teams will go to the playoffs! And have a home game. The 5-10-1 Eagles vs the 9-7 Bears in Philly.

A few years ago, the Seahawks won their division at 7-9 and hosted their playoff game against the Saints who were 11-5, and beat them. I think this was the game with Marshawn Lynch’s “Beast Mode” run. He ran for a 67-yard touchdown, breaking seven tackles in the process, and the crowd was so loud it registered as a small earthquake on seismographs.

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teleskiguy  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:36:06pm

No collusion! DRINK!

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:36:14pm

Still the “under audit” bull. shit. mah. gawd.

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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:36:27pm

re: #93 Eclectic Cyborg

I love Bailey’s. That will be Round 2.

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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:36:45pm

re: #139 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Hell even TurboTax doesn’t charge $750. Maybe $150 when software and state filing is considered.

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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:37:18pm

re: #129 Eclectic Cyborg

I could if I rewatched and wrote them all down.

Oh no, I don’t advocate torture! Or enhanced interrogation. Going forward if possible?

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Belafon  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:37:21pm

These days I pay attention to the Cowboys the same way I do religion. Christianity was my grandmother’s and mother’s religion; the Cowboys were my grandfather’s. I’m not a member of either club now, but I do occasionally hope they will do better than they currently are.

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Amory Blaine  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:37:22pm

This is garbage.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:37:45pm

re: #137 Blizard

Trump: the $750 dollars is the filing fee, i’ve paid millions in taxes

Did. Did…did he really say that?

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:37:55pm

re: #149 TarHellion

Hell even TurboTax doesn’t charge $750. Maybe $150 when software and state filing is considered.

With the version I get for my fairly basic tax needs, my annual tax prep cost is around $75 - $50-$60 for the program itself, and $15 for the state e-file fee. The federal e-file is free with the program.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:38:00pm

re: #152 Amory Blaine

This is garbage.

The football game or the debate?

/

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:38:15pm

re: #153 Ace Rothstein

Did. Did…did he really say that?

Yes he said that.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:38:17pm

If it was a phony witch hunt, it wasn’t a witch hunt, Mr. English Speaker.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:38:18pm

re: #153 Ace Rothstein

Did. Did…did he really say that?

He forgot to add “in China”.
///

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Amory Blaine  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:38:42pm

No substance at all.

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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:39:00pm

re: #145 Ace Rothstein

Yep, that was it. They always cut the clip when he grabs his junk going into the endzone. One of the greatest runs ever. I remember the announcer saying, “Get off me,” when Lynch destroyed a potential tackle by a DB.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:39:00pm

re: #153 Ace Rothstein

Did. Did…did he really say that?

Yes.

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teleskiguy  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:39:11pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:39:38pm

re: #128 Belafon

The winner of this game will tie the Cowboys for first place. But, given how sucky things are going, it could very well end up in a tie.

Another tie could help the Eagles, since they don’t count in the winning percentage
1-4-1 Eagles .200 winning percentage
1-5 Giants .167 winning percentage

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:39:59pm

They definitely gave Trump Tranquilizers. Biden needs to get under skin

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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:40:00pm

re: #100 JC1

AndI think part of it was that he didn’t want people to think they could put on masks and run around as if everything were normal. ‘Cause you know some people would have thrown on masks and gone clubbing.

166
First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:40:38pm

Anyone else find it just a wee tad endearing when Biden’s stutter slips in?

167
TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:40:55pm

re: #151 Belafon

Hard to believe it has been 25 years since the Cowboys were in a Super Bowl, let alone an NFC Championship game. Jerry Jones has made bank, but he let his ego get in the way when he fell out with Jimmy Johnson.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:40:57pm

re: #153 Ace Rothstein

Did. Did…did he really say that?

Yes

169
Camp Waconda  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:41:30pm

What a nightmare.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:41:34pm

re: #155 Eclectic Cyborg

The football game or the debate?

/

Both.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:42:15pm

re: #162 teleskiguy

“MAGA Cinematic Universe”

Hahahahahahahahaha. I’m going to start using that one.

172
The Pie Overlord!  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:42:27pm

MALARKY!

173
teleskiguy  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:42:42pm

MALARKEY!!!

Take a bong rip.

174
The Pie Overlord!  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:42:53pm

FINALLY we get to the meat: “It’s not about my family or his family, it’s about YOUR family!”

175
TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:42:58pm

re: #154 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I pay a little more for LLC and other business stuff. Still, there is no $750 filing fee. What an idiot!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:42:59pm

Trump starting to go off the rails.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:43:04pm

re: #166 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Anyone else find it just a wee tad endearing when Biden’s stutter slips in?

Biden would probably laugh at himself when it happens. Trump has no sense of humor and would probably blame Obama.

178
Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:43:11pm
179
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:43:17pm

I think Joe taking about American families hurting while trump poo poo’d it is going to hurt him.

180
jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:43:38pm

He’s getting even whinier.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:44:01pm

re: #179 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I think Joe taking about American families hurting while trump poo poo’d it is going to hurt him.

How so?

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:44:23pm

re: #175 TarHellion

I pay a little more for LLC and other business stuff. Still, there is no $750 filing fee. What an idiot!

Now we know for a FACT that Trump has never paid his taxes.

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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:44:57pm

re: #140 Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!

It’s not just you. Every time Trump says he needs to respond, she lets him. I want to scream.

I hope she’d let him if he asked. I am wondering if he isn’t so he doesn’t look defensive.

184
The Pie Overlord!  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:45:01pm

Trump’s voice gets whinier & he plays the air concertina harder when he’s stressed.

185
Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:45:11pm

Biden: KJU is a thug. Nice!

186
Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:45:23pm

re: #181 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

How so?

I think she meant that it was going to hurt Trump.

187
The Pie Overlord!  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:45:55pm
188
Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:46:11pm

Damn, Biden nailed it with that Hitler line.

189
The Pie Overlord!  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:46:14pm

That’s more than 10 seconds

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:46:28pm

re: #184 The Pie Overlord!

Trump’s voice gets whinier & he plays the air concertina harder when he’s stressed.

Yeah he’s starting to lose it.

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(((Archangel1)))  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:46:45pm
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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:46:46pm

re: #163 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

A tie counts as a win and a loss. In essence it does and and it doesn’t count. So it is Schrodinger’s outcome.

193
Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:46:49pm

The tranquilizers are wearing off. Trump is starting to ramble a LOT.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:47:05pm

Halfway through, I have not watched one second of it. How would you guys grade each one?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:47:09pm

re: #191 (((Archangel1)))

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Best mod yet.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:47:19pm

How has no one in his life not punched him in the throat?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:47:46pm

re: #186 Ace Rothstein

I think she meant that it was going to hurt Trump.

Yes. Trump completely ignored the “people’s families are hurting” and tried to make it that Joe was changing the subject. That’s going to hurt trump I think.

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teleskiguy  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:47:47pm
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Belafon  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:48:06pm

re: #167 TarHellion

Hard to believe it has been 25 years since the Cowboys were in a Super Bowl, let alone an NFC Championship game. Jerry Jones has made bank, but he let his ego get in the way when he fell out with Jimmy Johnson.

The old stadium wasn’t big enough for both of their egos, and I doubt the new one would have been either. They were like a lot of the rock bands that produce great work in part because of the friction.

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:48:17pm

re: #196 jaunte

They are afraid of him.

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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:48:19pm

re: #154 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Our real-live accountant only charges about $200 and gives us a lot of attention.

202
The Pie Overlord!  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:48:25pm

Trump is sweating bullets now.

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A Three Hour Tour  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:48:40pm

re: #196 jaunte

How has no one in his life not punched him in the throat?

Bodyguards?
Mob Enforcers?
Corrupt NYPD cops?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:48:42pm

“Brand new, beautiful healthcare”

Trump predicts GOP will win the house.

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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:48:58pm

Eagles miss a 29-yard FG. What a freakin’ cluster of a game!

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Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:49:07pm

Brand new, beautiful health care.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:49:10pm

re: #204 Eclectic Cyborg

“Brand new, beautiful healthcare”

Trump predicts GOP will win the house.

Wow. What kind of bullshit have his toadies been feeding him?

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Interesting Times  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:49:14pm

They say two minutes, but with Cheeto Benito it feels more like twenty x_X

209
Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:49:17pm

Eagles just missed a field goal that was shorter than an extra point. Boo birds are out in force.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:49:20pm

MUTE

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:49:46pm

LOL. Trump just got his mic cut and was not happy about it.

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Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:49:49pm

socialized medicine

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Interesting Times  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:50:07pm

re: #207 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Wow. What kind of bullshit have his toadies been feeding him?

They’ve told him Putin has a plan to hack every voting system in every state and change totals?

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(((Archangel1)))  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:50:07pm

Did they just cut his mic?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:50:11pm

re: #205 TarHellion

Eagles miss a 29-yard FG. What a freakin’ cluster of a game!

Like missing a two foot putt.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:50:18pm

re: #214 (((Archangel1)))

Did they just cut his mic?

Yes.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:51:05pm

Joe’s rolling.

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Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:51:06pm

Infrastructure!

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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:52:02pm

re: #166 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Yes! I keep trying to send him telepathic messages: Hang in there, Joe! We’re with you out here! 💕

220
teleskiguy  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:52:55pm
221
Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:52:58pm

I just noticed the world is getting up to near 500,000 new cases a day.

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:53:43pm

“He didn’t do anything!”
*cough* Obamacare *cough*

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Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:53:45pm

fracking!

224
Amory Blaine  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:54:03pm

“He didn’t do anything” in the same breath he rails about the tyranny of Obamacare. What a moran.

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Interesting Times  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:54:19pm

re: #197 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Yes. Trump completely ignored the “people’s families are hurting” and tried to make it that Joe was changing the subject. That’s going to hurt trump I think.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:54:28pm

re: #221 Dread Pirate Ron

I just noticed the world is getting up to near 500,000 new cases a day.

That would be 15 million per month.

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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:55:07pm

re: #199 Belafon

Jerry got the Walker trade in motion that gave the Cowboys the draft picks. Jimmy knew how to make the picks into players. They could have won 5 Super Bowls in a row, but Jerry needed his glory. Look at where they are now. The Cowboys will always be the Notre Dame of the NFL, you can’t turn away when they are good or bad. But it is a bit more interesting when they are somewhat decent.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:55:22pm

re: #222 The Pie Overlord!

“He didn’t do anything!”
*cough* Obamacare *cough*

Even he didn’t, HE WASN’T THE PRESIDENT!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:55:59pm

Joe: (thinking) I wish I could jam that fucking microphone down his throat…

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:56:25pm

re: #229 Eclectic Cyborg

Joe: (thinking) I wish I could jam that fucking microphone down his throat…

I’m wishing that too.

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(((Archangel1)))  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:57:10pm
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Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:57:13pm

401k’s are through the roof!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:57:17pm

Trump says again he thinks GOP will take the House.

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Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:57:29pm

Pelosi!

235
PhillyPretzel  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:57:32pm

re: #230 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Same here. And I am not watching those debates.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:58:08pm

re: #231 (((Archangel1)))

Jason Miller is hung like an elf.

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Jack Burton  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:58:09pm

re: #207 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Wow. What kind of bullshit have his toadies been feeding him?

Something about General Steiner and “alles in Ordnung komm”.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:58:11pm

re: #231 (((Archangel1)))

Joe Biden doesn’t put abortion pills in women’s drinks.

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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:58:12pm

re: #232 Blizard

How nice! I don’t have one.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:59:03pm

re: #239 geekmom

How nice! I don’t have one.

I do but I can attest it is NOT “through the roof”

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Mattand  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:59:15pm

re: #209 Ace Rothstein

Eagles just missed a field goal that was shorter than an extra point. Boo birds are out in force.

I’ve been following that goddamn team for 44 years.That’s about par for the course.

242
Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:59:17pm

And here comes the nativism.

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Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:59:26pm

re: #239 geekmom

How nice! I don’t have one.

Me neither, cashed out in 2008 and never got back in (by choice).

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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:59:45pm

Joe, PLEASE bring up the 545 children who can’t find their parents.

245
jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:59:45pm

She could mute him if they let her have a mute button.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 6:59:54pm

Joe nailed that last statement.

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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:00:50pm

re: #241 Mattand

Hey, you got your 1 title every 50 years. Don’t be greedy!

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Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:01:08pm

Trump shakes his head when Biden mentions ‘United States of America’

249
Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:01:21pm

re: #243 Blizard

Me neither, cashed out in 2008 and never got back in (by choice).

I cashed out after 1 year of trump. When he started jerking company stocks with his comments I bailed. I get back in when he’s gone.

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Jack Burton  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:01:25pm

re: #243 Blizard

Me neither, cashed out in 2008 and never got back in (by choice).

I’m probably doing the same, at least to survive through COVID. I have ten tons of crap on my plate, I can take some of the financial and the… you know possibly dying part off the mountain of crap.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:01:34pm

Texas Democratic House candidates are forecast to lose by just -0.6 points on average. Biden is down in the polls only half a point in Texas, and I think he’s going to win.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:01:48pm

re: #241 Mattand

I’ve been following that goddamn team for 44 years.That’s about par for the course.

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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:02:00pm

re: #249 Dread Pirate Ron

I never had one. I have a ROTH but not a 401(k)

254
Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:02:02pm

Yes, paying people more money will definitely hurt small businesses. Not like more spending is good or anything…

255
Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:02:06pm

Mod interrupted Trump. Good for her.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:02:13pm

re: #244 geekmom

Joe, PLEASE bring up the 545 children who can’t find their parents.

Here we go.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:02:36pm

There it is! 545 kids.

258
Mattand  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:03:09pm

re: #247 TarHellion

Hey, you got your 1 title every 50 years. Don’t be greedy!

Believe me, I enjoyed It while it lasted.

259
geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:03:26pm

re: #254 Eclectic Cyborg

Anyway, I thought Joe’s point was that help for small businesses would make them able to afford a minimum wage increase.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:03:42pm

re: #259 geekmom

Anyway, I thought Joe’s point was that help for small businesses would make them able to afford a minimum wage increase.

That too.

261
teleskiguy  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:04:00pm

All the self awareness of a dog licking its own asshole on a public sidewalk.

262
TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:04:23pm

re: #258 Mattand

I mean there’s hope for the Flyers and 76ers (cough, cough, cough)….

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Jack Burton  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:04:34pm

re: #254 Eclectic Cyborg

Yes, paying people more money will definitely hurt small businesses. Not like more spending is good or anything…

I know that this is mostly motivated by asshole billionaires, but the rest of them, I don’t see how this is a mystery. Poor and middle class people don’t sit on piles of money. They spend it on things they need and want, increasing revenue across the board for all businesses.

264
Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:05:27pm

I went back to a stream ON SILENT, and Trump looks like he’s about to stroke out again. Seriously, he looks more pissed off than usual, and his face is tomato red now.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:05:44pm

re: #261 teleskiguy

All the self awareness of a dog licking its own asshole on a public sidewalk.

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God she’s an idiot.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:06:15pm

I dunno, I think Trump is handling himself pretty decently tonight, actually. Downright Presidential, in a way I didn’t know he had in him.

I’m kind of glad I haven’t early voted yet. I have some serious thinking to do the next few days now.

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(Nah. Just seeing how quickly geekmom reaches over and tries to strangle me… it’s more fun watching a shitshow like this when your spouse is Lizarding too.)

267
jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:06:20pm
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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:07:19pm

“WE OWE THEM”

Yes, yes, yes!

And the Obama administration HAD caves but I don’t think they originated with them.

And DACA isn’t doing nothing.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:07:30pm

Back to the Mexican murderers and rapists.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:08:08pm

re: #266 i(m)p(each)sos

(Nah. Just seeing how quickly geekmom reaches over and tries to strangle me… it’s more fun watching a shitshow like this when your spouse is Lizarding too.)

It took 82 seconds from posting that to “shut up, you asshole!”

I guess I’m sleeping here on the sofa tonight?

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:08:11pm

rage

272
Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:08:19pm

re: #269 Eclectic Cyborg

Back to the Mexican murderers and rapists.

Has the caravan been mentioned yet?

273
LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:08:19pm

Low IQ? The fuck

274
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:08:49pm
275
Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:08:51pm

oh damn

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i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:09:09pm

Trump, hearing Joe talk about his daughter being a social worker, probably…

“What a loser.”

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Mike Lamb  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:09:09pm

re: #261 teleskiguy

All the self awareness of a dog licking its own asshole on a public sidewalk.

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She is just pissed that Biden coopted the term.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:09:13pm
279
IngisKahn  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:09:38pm

“good”
There’s your clip

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Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:09:41pm

re: #274 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

That’s what I heard, no doubt about it. WTF.

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:09:41pm
282
geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:09:49pm

re: #266 i(m)p(each)sos

I don’t have a strong enough buzz to deal with this. You are hereby ordered to give me a back rub when all this is over. Possibly a foot rub too.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:09:51pm

re: #278 jaunte

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Yeah he’s not only a horrible president, he’s a horrible person.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:09:59pm

re: #274 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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No he said go ahead.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:10:02pm

re: #274 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I never like to defend Cheeto however, I think he was saying “go ahead” to the moderator. It did sound like “good” though.

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Sherlock Hound  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:10:13pm

re: #266 i(m)p(each)sos

Thanks. ////

We kid, but thanks to Trump for polluting Facebook with these talking points. Ugly meme pics on 3…2…1.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:10:29pm

re: #283 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I so want a time machine.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:10:29pm

re: #282 geekmom

I don’t have a strong enough buzz to deal with this. You are hereby ordered to give me a back rub when all this is over. Possibly a foot rub too.

Drink more. We both need it.

289
Ace-o-aces  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:10:36pm
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dangerman  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:10:56pm

re: #283 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Yeah he’s not only a horrible president, he’s a horrible person.

your personality doesn’t magically change when you sit in the chair

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:11:13pm

re: #285 Eclectic Cyborg

I never like to defend Cheeto however, I think he was saying “go ahead” to the moderator. It did sound like “good” though.

Yeah. I had to roll it back to confirm.

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Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:11:45pm

re: #284 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

No he said go ahead.

There will be more than a few like me that heard ‘good’. re: #285 Eclectic Cyborg

I never like to defend Cheeto however, I think he was saying “go ahead” to the moderator. It did sound like “good” though.

ok

293
The Pie Overlord!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:11:47pm

Oh he’s gonna say “Nobody has done more for African-Americans than me, except for Lincoln!”

294
The Pie Overlord!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:12:02pm

There it is.

295
teleskiguy  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:12:05pm

He referred to himself in the third person. DRINK!

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:12:15pm

re: #293 The Pie Overlord!

Oh he’s gonna say “Nobody has done more for African-Americans than me, except for Lincoln!”

Yep it’s his favorite line.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:13:22pm

re: #296 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

“Mr. President, Dr. King on line one.”

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Sherlock Hound  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:13:33pm

Here it comes…super predators.
(But what about the Central Park Five)

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:13:36pm

A while bunch of people heard Good. It’s all over Twitter.

It’s wrong but people heard it.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:14:29pm

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:14:35pm

Uh Trump, let’s talk about President Grant and his Force and KKK acts…

302
Patricia Kayden  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:14:50pm

re: #267 jaunte

The sociopath was the one responsible for the separation so yeah.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:14:51pm

Trump doesn’t understand what Vice Presidents actually do.

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Mattand  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:15:33pm

First off, thanks to everyone for watching the debate so I don’t have to. You’re the real heroes.

What’s the deal been so far with mics getting cut? I saw it happened once to Cheetolini already. I’m getting the impression it hasn’t been used much.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:15:55pm

re: #303 Eclectic Cyborg

Trump doesn’t understand what Vice Presidents actually do. jack fucking shit.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:16:03pm

re: #303 Eclectic Cyborg

Trump doesn’t understand what Vice Presidents actually do.

He doesn’t understand what Presidents do either.

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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:16:11pm

re: #287 jaunte

Yes, and I know exactly where I’d go. To 2003, to the NBC executives, and use whatever means necessary to keep them from greenlighting The Apprentice.

KEEP THE SHOW OFF THE AIR NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES. Because that way he’ll remain a New York nuisance. Or Florida joke. Or something.

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Jack Burton  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:16:13pm

I really wish we would stop referring to national health care plans as “President at the times name”-Care.

The UK national healthcare system isn’t called “Attleecare” or “Bevancare”.

The terms “Hillarycare” and “Obamacare” were created by their opponents as pejoratives, not in good faith. Democrats were dumb to embrace these.

The fact that most of the Republicans in the FreeDUMB states think Obamacare (which they hate) and the ACA (which they support) are two different things just exemplifies this.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:16:25pm

Here comes the laptop…

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teleskiguy  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:16:34pm

LAPTOP FROM HELL.

Oh fuck…

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:16:53pm

re: #243 Blizard

Me neither, cashed out in 2008 and never got back in (by choice).

I have a 401(k) and, together with my Social Security, it provides a comfortable standard of living, since except for my ridiculously high level of contributions to Democratic candidates this year and my excessive payments to AT&T for services I don’t need, my lifestyle is pretty modest.

Hopefully all ends well on November 3, with resounding victories across the board, but I am plagued by constant anxiety — because it eludes my understanding how anyone (outside of Putin and rapacious billionaires) could support Trump’s re-election, especially given his disastrous mishandling of the pandemic.

And hopefully the market doesn’t totally crash.

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makeitstop  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:17:02pm

re: #299 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

A while bunch of people heard Good. It’s all over Twitter.

It’s wrong but people heard it.

Greg Olear tweeted it.

But hey - like somebody said, do they care if stuff they’re saying isn’t true?

Their own medicine. Give them a taste.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:17:42pm

Trump: I am the least racist person in this room.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:18:07pm

Here comes more racism. “BLM is a terrible thing”

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:18:14pm

re: #313 Eclectic Cyborg

Right. And Archie Bunker was a flaming liberal.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:18:22pm

“ABRAHAM LINCOLN HERE!”

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:18:28pm

re: #311 Hecuba’s daughter

Why are you paying AT&T for services you don’t need?

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Patricia Kayden  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:18:32pm
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Sherlock Hound  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:18:34pm

Sadly, I know people who love what Trump is saying and how he’s saying it. Too many people screaming WHUT ABOUT THIS, WHUTABOUTTHAT. I hate people.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:18:39pm

Did someone mention “fracking” earlier?

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Amory Blaine  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:18:42pm

Hee hee, the Poor Boys.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:19:18pm

re: #318 Patricia Kayden

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Boy, that tweet aged well.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:20:42pm

I’m sure the MSM will be gushing about how “improved” Trump is tonight.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:22:24pm

Trump: why didn’t you do it?

Biden: we did this and this and this and this and this and this.

Trump: why didn’t you do it?

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Sherlock Hound  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:22:35pm

re: #323 Eclectic Cyborg

I’m sure the MSM will be gushing about how “improved”!Trump is tonight.

They will.

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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:22:43pm

re: #323 Eclectic Cyborg

They better not!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:22:46pm

Trump seems to think repeatedly labeling Biden as “all talk no action” is a winning strategy.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:23:18pm
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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:23:22pm

Giants QB just tripped over himself going into the end zone.

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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:23:25pm

re: #327 Eclectic Cyborg

Didn’t you hear? He’s done everything!

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:23:42pm

Trump now lying about his environmental record.

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:23:55pm

re: #317 Eclectic Cyborg

Why are you paying AT&T for services you don’t need?

Because I signed up years ago for a whole range of premium stations and never got around to cancelling most of them. I have to review my whole package.

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Ace-o-aces  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:24:17pm
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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:24:19pm

Ooh, he just called his besties dirty countries.

And no, our air and water are NOT clean.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:24:19pm

re: #329 TarHellion

Giants QB just tripped over himself going into the end zone.

Turn off the audio and turn on the Benny Hill theme.

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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:24:31pm

re: #318 Patricia Kayden

You already shit the bed Susan. Move on, please.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:25:48pm
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(((Archangel1)))  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:25:49pm

I’m out. Best of luck to all you lizards still watching this endurance test of a televised debate.

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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:25:57pm

Can you imagine if Gore had been elected? We wouldn’t be a completely clean Earth, we would still have a lot of work to do, but we wouldn’t be wondering when we’ll be extras in a real-life disaster film.

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Patricia Kayden  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:25:58pm

re: #333 Ace-o-aces

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i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:26:30pm

re: #336 TarHellion

You already shit the bed Susan. Move on, please.

Credit where it’s due - Welker has done a really good job moderating tonight, considering all the restrictions placed on anyone in that position.

There’s something to be said for having a broadcaster moderate a debate that’s being broadcast. There are certain skills in keeping a discussion moving and getting the tone and timing right that you don’t get if you’re a print reporter like Page.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:26:50pm

re: #329 TarHellion

Giants QB just tripped over himself going into the end zone.

Well, enroute to the end zone. Not quite into

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Jack Burton  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:27:05pm

re: #338 (((Archangel1)))

I’m out. Best of luck to all you lizards still watching this endurance test of a televised debate.

Just following the play-by-play here is starting to give me an anxiety attack, I cant imagine actually watching that clown right now.

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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:27:33pm

Giants get a TD after pass interference to put the ball at the 1. About the only way either team will be able to score.

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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:28:08pm

TIL that you can’t study an issue and learn about it in order to write a resolution. Our esteemed President just said so.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:28:19pm

Pretty sure there’s not even $100 Trillion on this whole fucking planet.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:28:22pm

re: #337 jaunte

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I bet Rachel will mention Trump lying.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:28:59pm

Trump to Biden: “I know more about wind than you do. It kills birds”

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i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:28:59pm

DT is playing all the RWNJ media bubble greatest hits - the racist dogwhistles, the LAPTOP FROM HELL, AOC and the “tiny windows.”

Maybe it motivates what’s left of his base to do what they were going to do anyway. But it sure as hell isn’t connecting to anyone outside that bubble. And Joe is speaking plain English to the other 73% who aren’t in the crazification factor.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:29:27pm

He said AOC Plus 3.

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Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:29:37pm

kills all the birds…..

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:29:42pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:30:37pm

Trump also implied America would be ruined without the Fossil fuel industry.

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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:30:48pm

re: #348 Eclectic Cyborg

I know he couldn’t say it out loud, but I could tell he was thinking, “You can say that again.”

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Jack Burton  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:30:55pm

re: #349 i(m)p(each)sos

DT is playing all the RWNJ media bubble greatest hits - the racist dogwhistles, the LAPTOP FROM HELL, AOC and the “tiny windows.”

Maybe it motivates what’s left of his base to do what they were going to do anyway. But it sure as hell isn’t connecting to anyone outside that bubble. And Joe is speaking plain English to the other 73% who aren’t in the crazification factor.

This. I don’t even understand the point of debates anymore. Even if Trump weren’t insane, there’s no point of these. With his disposition, even less so.

Who even is the target audience? Who the fuck can’t make up their mind now? They belong in an institution of some kind if that’s the case.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:31:21pm

re: #353 Eclectic Cyborg

Trump also implied America would be ruined without the Fossil fuel industry.

No, he said it directly.

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:31:25pm

re: #352 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

The type he creates when he opens his mouth yes that he knows about. What blows all the leaves around during the fall season he does not know a darn thing.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:31:54pm

We don’t need all these other countries. We’ll just stay locked in here with Trump.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:32:47pm

re: #350 🌹UOJB!

He said AOC Plus 3.

Or a southern diner. 😂

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:33:01pm

re: #358 jaunte

We don’t need all these other countries. We’ll just stay locked in here with Trump.

Aaaaaaaah!

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:33:41pm

@Scout_Finch
I talked to a Kansas farmer in 2009 and he told me leasing his land for wind turbines and cell towers had saved his family farm and a hundred other farms he knew of.

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Jack Burton  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:33:49pm

re: #359 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Or a southern diner. 😂

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AOC plus three.

“AOC and those other ni*-clangs. I can’t remember their names.”

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:34:03pm

Biden: Trump takes everything out of context

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:34:09pm
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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:34:10pm
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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:34:50pm

In Dustry

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:35:43pm

Trump: Ridiculously big scare numbers if Biden!

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:35:47pm

Raise taxes drink!

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teleskiguy  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:36:37pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:37:23pm

And its over!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:37:47pm

Warm hug between Jill and Joe, Trump and Melania just awkwardly holding hands.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:37:47pm

re: #369 teleskiguy

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That’s the way I stand in the shower in the marina if I’ve been to sea for 2 weeks.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:38:05pm

WHAT THE HELL was Trump yelling at Kristen Welker at the end there? The mics weren’t on, but the look in his face was PIIIIISSSSSED.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:38:05pm

Trump really fucked up the “talk to the nation at your inauguration” question. Joe nailed it.

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Amory Blaine  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:38:07pm

Ugh, Chuck Todd.

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Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:38:34pm

Wow. Made it. But I did hit the mute button for about 5 minutes for a break.

Good job Joe.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:38:40pm

re: #374 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Trump really fucked up the “talk to the nation at your inauguration” question. Joe nailed it.

Totally.

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geekmom  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:38:51pm

re: #371 Eclectic Cyborg

Not even. Just standing there until he grabs her around her lower back.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:38:56pm
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🌹UOJB!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:39:04pm

Ah Suck Todd being his usual Republican asskissing self????

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teleskiguy  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:39:05pm
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Jack Burton  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:39:07pm

re: #371 Eclectic Cyborg

Warm hug between Jill and Joe, Trump and Melania just awkwardly holding hands.

I’ve seen mention of Melanoma holding hands with Clownstick twice today. Did they roll out the body double?

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JC1  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:39:52pm

Not crazy about Joe saying that he wants to transition from oil. It’s an obvious long term strategy, but oil is still huge in the US, unlike the dying coal industry. In fact pre covid we were pumping record amounts of oil.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:40:12pm

re: #375 Amory Blaine

Ugh, Chuck Todd.

Watch MSNBC

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Patricia Kayden  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:40:27pm

re: #370 NO SMOCKING GUN!

And its over!

Thank goodness!! Didn’t watch it but I’m glad the debates are done.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:40:33pm

re: #383 JC1

I don’t think it will do much harm ultimately.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:40:44pm

Brian Williams doing a Trump Lied About This (and this and this and this) straight away.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:41:24pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:41:27pm
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GlutenFreeJesus  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:41:34pm

re: #383 JC1

Not crazy about Joe saying that he wants to transition from oil. It’s an obvious long term strategy, but oil is still huge in the US, unlike the dying coal industry. In fact pre covid we were pumping record amounts of oil.

Wish he would have said “Oil won’t be there forever. We better start acting now before it runs out.”.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:41:38pm

re: #370 NO SMOCKING GUN!

And its over!

And the Earth celebrated with yet another quake in Oklahoma.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:41:38pm

re: #382 Jack Burton

I’ve seen mention of Melanoma holding hands with Clownstick twice today. Did they roll out the body double?

Probably the last time we’ll see her this campaign.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:41:42pm

I hope that’s the last time I ever have to hear that whiny piece of shit ever again.

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teleskiguy  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:42:35pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:43:35pm

re: #394 teleskiguy

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:43:51pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:44:34pm

re: #394 teleskiguy

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They’re just ensuring why they’re not trusted. Everyone saw Trump lie his ass off tonight.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:45:21pm

Avalanche of lying! MSNBC

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:45:25pm
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piratedan  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:45:37pm

re: #395 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

considering what a high bar “well-behaved” is for Trump, is kind of telling ain’t it?

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:45:42pm
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Dave In Austin  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:46:01pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:46:44pm

re: #402 Dave In Austin

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Biden by far had the better closing argument.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:48:37pm

re: #402 Dave In Austin

This is the problem: wanting sport. “Body shots’ and “knocked out” are terms used in sports entertainment.

These “debates” are not debates. They are stage routines, nothing more.

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Nyet  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:48:49pm

Meanwhile in the ultramoonbat land.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:48:57pm

Trump has no message. Just bluster with his limited vocabulary and misunderstanding that the President isn’t a dictatorship despite his fondest wishes.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:49:03pm

MSNBC focusing on family separations.

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BlueSpotinAL  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:49:12pm

re: #382 Jack Burton

I’ve seen mention of Melanoma holding hands with Clownstick twice today. Did they roll out the body double?

Maybe he paid her $130,000.

Eye is going to be OK, as far as can be told. Followup with an opthamologist next week. The word cataracts was mentioned.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:49:31pm

re: #405 Nyet

Meanwhile in the ultramoonbat land.

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Yeah fuck that asshole.

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makeitstop  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:50:14pm

Sure, Jan.

She’s getting roasted.

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dat_said  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:50:17pm

I don’t make many predictions but I’ll make two tonight. This debate won’t make a positive difference for Trump. There will be 3 QB’s from NDSU in the NFL next year.

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Nyet  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:50:52pm

re: #409 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Yeah fuck that asshole.

Bring the Vaseline.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:52:04pm

re: #411 dat_said

I don’t make many predictions but I’ll make two tonight. This debate won’t make a positive difference for Trump. There will be 3 QB’s from NDSU in the NFL next year.

Yeah even if it wasn’t a disaster, he had to add to his support. No one is going from Biden to Trump tonight.

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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:52:37pm

re: #411 dat_said

North Dakota in da house!

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:53:50pm

IMHO, if there was anything Trump can exploit from this debate, it was Biden saying he will phase out oil. He’s right that it is necessary, but Trump might exploit it to generate fear of job losses.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:54:50pm

I am glad that I blocked a dozen brainwashed Jesusbot relatives on Twitter and Facebook today.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:56:07pm

Joy Reid roasting Trump over his lies about BLM.

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Nyet  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:57:12pm

re: #405 Nyet

Meanwhile in the ultramoonbat land.

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From his article:

This article was submitted to multiple “progressive” publications touting a
principled commitment to freedom of speech. It was rejected by all of them.

Good.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:57:37pm

There’s only one America that exists for Trump and that’s the 46% of people that voted for him.

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plansbandc  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:57:49pm

re: #196 jaunte

Oh there’s no doubt his dad punched him.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:58:30pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:59:04pm

re: #418 Nyet

From his article:

Good.

Freedom of speech doesn’t require allowing lies about genocide. That’s just insane.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:59:13pm

re: #413 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Yeah even if it wasn’t a disaster, he had to add to his support. No one is going from Biden to Trump tonight.

I was CL’d on this earlier today, so I’ll repeat it here just as I’m probably about to get CL’d again:

For all the Cletus Safari-ing going on in some media corners, nobody has turned up any evidence of voters going to Trump at this point.

We know there are reasonable numbers of Trump 2016 > Biden 2020 voters out there, as well as true-believer Trump 2016 > Trump 2020 voters, Clinton 2016 > Biden 2020 voters and (we hope) nobody 2016 > Biden 2020 voters in fair numbers.

But Clinton 2016 > Trump 2020 isn’t a species of voter that appears to exist. Which is really, really bad news for a guy who “won” by only 70,000 votes in three swing states last time. (There are probably enough Trump 2016 > dead 2020 votes in those three states to more than wipe that “lead” out, if you do the math.)

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 7:59:54pm

re: #421 jaunte

I didn’t even notice the good moment but the low IQ I definitely heard. So he calls these families criminals and yet they’re somehow low IQ if they follow the statute. Really would have been better if we had just sent Friedrich Trump back to Bavaria to eventually die for the kaiser.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:00:14pm
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🌹UOJB!  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:00:16pm

re: #405 Nyet

PLEASE report that sick racist asshole.

@jack won’t let me report offensive right wing tweets.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:01:12pm

re: #423 i(m)p(each)sos

I was CL’d on this earlier today, so I’ll repeat it here just as I’m probably about to get CL’d again:

For all the Cletus Safari-ing going on in some media corners, nobody has turned up any evidence of voters going to Trump at this point.

We know there are reasonable numbers of Trump 2016 > Biden 2020 voters out there, as well as true-believer Trump 2016 > Trump 2020 voters, Clinton 2016 > Biden 2020 voters and (we hope) nobody 2016 > Biden 2020 voters in fair numbers.

But Clinton 2016 > Trump 2020 isn’t a species of voter that appears to exist. Which is really, really bad news for a guy who “won” by only 70,000 votes in three swing states last time. (There are probably enough Trump 2016 > dead 2020 votes in those three states to more than wipe that “lead” out, if you do the math.)

That’s why I’ve been bullish on Biden. Trump hasn’t made any gains with any demographics that could tip the election in his favor. If anything he’s lost a lot in key states.

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plansbandc  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:01:14pm

re: #283 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I think the worst human being to ever be “president”. And we’ve had some terrible Presidents.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:01:43pm

re: #410 makeitstop

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Patricia Kayden  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:02:10pm

re: #415 NO SMOCKING GUN!

How many people really care about oil jobs? I mean, even if your fears are true, we’re not talking about enough voters to sway the election in Trump’s favor.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:02:25pm

re: #428 plansbandc

I think the worst human being to ever be “president”. And we’ve had some terrible Presidents.

Yeah I think the Andrews might come close but Trump is definitely the worst in the last 150 years.

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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:03:03pm

re: #422 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Freedom of speech applies to the government, not a private enterprise. For example, I would have been properly fired if I wrote an column using racial epithets. The government, however, could not prosecute me.

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teleskiguy  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:04:19pm
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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:04:27pm

re: #430 Patricia Kayden

Trump owns a lot of job losses because of his failure to manage Covid-19.

“The oil and gas industry shed a record-breaking 26,300 jobs in Texas during April as shutdowns related to the coronavirus pandemic cut demand and sent commodity prices to record lows.”
houstonchronicle.com

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:04:34pm

re: #432 TarHellion

Freedom of speech applies to the government, not a private enterprise. For example, I would have been properly fired if I wrote an column using racial epithets. The government, however, could not prosecute me.

It’s just so fucking frustrating that people do not get that. It’s not violating my free speech if I submit an article to National Review that their founder, William F. Buckley was a racist asshole who got his lunch eaten by a gay African American man at Oxford.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:04:39pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:05:05pm

re: #426 🌹UOJB!

PLEASE report that sick racist asshole.

@jack won’t let me report offensive right wing tweets.

Reported

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:05:16pm

re: #433 teleskiguy

Trump doesn’t even pretend to sympathize with people. It’s why it’s wrong to characterize him as a sociopath. He’s more a psychopath.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:05:22pm

re: #427 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

That’s why I’ve been bullish on Biden. Trump hasn’t made any gains with any demographics that could tip the election in his favor. If anything he’s lost a lot in key states.

Key states and a lot of key demos. Every poll I’ve seen that’s had demographic breakdowns has shown him with massive losses in white women, both college-educated and not. He’s also way, way down from 2016 among senior citizens.

Kinda hard to win as a Republican that way.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:05:42pm

re: #436 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

So the media isn’t covering for him, good.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:05:53pm

Why is Rick Santorum on television?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:06:30pm

re: #439 i(m)p(each)sos

Key states and a lot of key demos. Every poll I’ve seen that’s had demographic breakdowns has shown him with massive losses in white women, both college-educated and not. He’s also way, way down from 2016 among senior citizens.

Kinda hard to win as a Republican that way.

Yeah he’s lost white women and seniors. Plus you’ve got the demographic changes that would be disadvantageous to any Republican president combined with his racism.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:06:55pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:06:57pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:06:59pm

WSJ vs WSJ Editorials

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:07:00pm

re: #441 jaunte

Why is Rick Santorum on television?

That’s a Ben Shapiro talking point. John Mitchell’s DOJ thought Trump was a racist. John Mitchell.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:08:59pm

re: #441 jaunte

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Why is Rick Santorum on television?

He flunked out of the Arby’s Management Trainee program.

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Interesting Times  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:09:48pm

Too much heat from the flaming dumpster fire? Enjoy some shade:

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:10:08pm

re: #445 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

WSJ vs WSJ Editorials

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:10:10pm

Next boom: Wind.

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teleskiguy  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:10:19pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:11:09pm

re: #451 teleskiguy

He didn’t crap himself on camera. Tonight is the day that Donald Trump became President!

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:11:29pm

re: #441 jaunte

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Why is Rick Santorum on television?

That is why I’m watching MSNBC.

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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:11:54pm

re: #435 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

And he totally did. In a way that would make even Human Centipede blush.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:11:58pm

re: #451 teleskiguy

I’m willing to extend a grudging acceptance to converts like Jen Rubin, and I’m willing to accept the help of the enemies-of-my-enemy in the Lincoln Project crowd.

But Liz Mair? She’s still Liz Mair, and always will be.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:12:11pm

re: #450 jaunte

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Next boom: Wind.

Wind kills birds.

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Sherlock Hound  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:12:58pm

re: #430 Patricia Kayden

How many people really care about oil jobs? I mean, even if your fears are true, we’re not talking about enough voters to sway the election in Trump’s favor.

Trump made too much hay about coal jobs going away, and there were fewer of those.
If the Republicans can make a stink about a SINGLE job lost in an obscure industry, they’ll do it. Right before they sell that industry off to their cronies.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:13:08pm

re: #456 Ace Rothstein

Criminals!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:13:17pm

Heh

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:13:27pm

re: #454 TarHellion

And he totally did. In a way that would make even Human Centipede blush.

I wonder what upset that old blue blood fuck more, the fact that James was gay or black. Definitely one of the most overrated intellectuals of any generation. Just a dipshit that made his name as a McCarthy apologist and spent his waning years defending Apartheid.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:13:55pm

re: #456 Ace Rothstein

Wind kills birds.

A fraction as many as house cats kill.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:14:11pm

re: #457 Sherlock Hound

Trump made too much hay about coal jobs going away, and there were fewer of those.
If the Republicans can make a stink about a SINGLE job lost in an obscure industry, they’ll do it. Right before they sell that industry off to their cronies.

I mean coal was on the decline in the 50’s. It’s literally a big part of why my grandparents left their hometown and it’s why I knew my Grandpa while my mom never knew either of hers.

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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:14:59pm

re: #455 i(m)p(each)sos

Fuck Liz Mair. Some things you just cannot forgive.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:16:20pm

What did Republicans say when cassette tape assembly jobs replaced 8 track tape assembly jobs?

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i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:16:25pm

Still waiting for that fresh new thread to come… but in the meantime:

On the one hand, it’s good that Biden didn’t get drawn into constant rebuttals of all of Trump’s Gish gallops.

On the other hand, I do kinda think there was a missed opportunity for him to bite back a little harder about just what a crock of shit all the Hunter’s laptop nonsense is. He could have scored a point or two for a fierce Papa Joe defense of his son’s struggles with addiction. I kept waiting for it and it never quite arrived.

On the whole, though, given how many votes are already in the can, it’s hard for me to imagine this mess tonight actually swung anything either way. I’m just mostly glad it’s over.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:16:35pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:18:59pm

re: #465 i(m)p(each)sos

Still waiting for that fresh new thread to come… but in the meantime:

On the one hand, it’s good that Biden didn’t get drawn into constant rebuttals of all of Trump’s Gish gallops.

On the other hand, I do kinda think there was a missed opportunity for him to bite back a little harder about just what a crock of shit all the Hunter’s laptop nonsense is. He could have scored a point or two for a fierce Papa Joe defense of his son’s struggles with addiction. I kept waiting for it and it never quite arrived.

On the whole, though, given how many votes are already in the can, it’s hard for me to imagine this mess tonight actually swung anything either way. I’m just mostly glad it’s over.

What they’re saying on MSNBC is that no one but hard core political junkies and Fox/Breitbart imbibers will have any idea what he was referring to re: Hunter.

I have to agree.

I don’t agree with Joe not zinging the trump kids but I have to trust Joe’s instincts.

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Sherlock Hound  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:19:13pm

re: #464 Ace Rothstein

What did Republicans say when cassette tape assembly jobs replaced 8 track tape assembly jobs?

“The marketplace adapts! Creative Destruction!”
(And “Corporations Are People!”)

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Patricia Kayden  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:21:06pm
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🌹UOJB!  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:21:34pm

re: #464 Ace Rothstein

What did Republicans say when cassette tape assembly jobs replaced 8 track tape assembly jobs?

Ah they mumble “creative destruction” which would make the man who coined the term Joseph Schumpeter puke in his grave.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:21:44pm

re: #467 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

What they’re saying on MSNBC is that no one but hard core political junkies and Fox/Breitbart imbibers will have any idea what he was referring to re: Hunter.

I have to agree.

I don’t agree with Joe not zinging the trump kids but I have to trust Joe’s instincts.

I’m good with his taking the high road and not going after Uday, Qusay and Princess Dumbfuck. I think there was a path he could have threaded that would have stood up for his troubled son, who is a private citizen, and it would have resonated well with the average viewer.

Whatever, though. This whole debate was a fart in the wind and it will be forgotten by tomorrow.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:22:46pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:23:05pm

re: #471 i(m)p(each)sos

I’m good with his taking the high road and not going after Uday, Qusay and Princess Dumbfuck. I think there was a path he could have threaded that would have stood up for his troubled son, who is a private citizen, and it would have resonated well with the average viewer.

Whatever, though. This whole debate was a fart in the wind and it will be forgotten by tomorrow.

I’ll let AG James in New York worry about the Trump brats. Biden probably doesn’t want to comment on people who are probably currently subject to criminal investigation by the state of New York.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:23:22pm

re: #471 i(m)p(each)sos

I’m good with his taking the high road and not going after Uday, Qusay and Princess Dumbfuck. I think there was a path he could have threaded that would have stood up for his troubled son, who is a private citizen, and it would have resonated well with the average viewer.

Whatever, though. This whole debate was a fart in the wind and it will be forgotten by tomorrow.

What’s most frustrating to me is the kudos to trump that he didn’t shit on the stage.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:24:01pm

re: #472 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Sue the fuck out of him.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:25:00pm

re: #474 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

What’s most frustrating to me is the kudos to trump that he didn’t shit on the stage.

The bigotry of no expectations. I mean for fuck sake. That thing is officially our President. That thing bragged that Kim Jong Un liked him better than Obama. Yeah because as Joe said, Obama wasn’t going to give him the time of day until he committed to stop proliferating nukes.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:25:27pm

Why have I been craving Drake’s Funny Bones all day?

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Kilroy was here  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:26:19pm

re: #477 🌹UOJB!

Why have I been craving Drake’s Funny Bones all day?

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I’ve never heard of them.. but I’m craving them now…
Sounds awesome..

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:26:20pm

re: #477 🌹UOJB!

Why have I been craving Drake’s Funny Bones all day?

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That looks like it would go great with a cold glass of mlik.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:26:21pm

re: #477 🌹UOJB!

Why have I been craving Drake’s Funny Bones all day?

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Never heard of them before.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:26:43pm

re: #478 Kilroy was here

I’ve never heard of them.. but I’m craving them now…
Sounds awesome..

Yeah don’t know that brand. We have a lot of Little Debbie stuff here.

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Patricia Kayden  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:26:43pm

re: #474 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

It’s funny how kudos never go to Biden whom Trump harassed during the first debate while Biden was talking about his deceased son.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:27:04pm

re: #477 🌹UOJB!

Why have I been craving Drake’s Funny Bones all day?

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Really, no clue.
Easily my least favorite Drakes products

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:28:32pm

re: #482 Patricia Kayden

It’s funny how kudos never go to Biden whom Trump harassed during the first debate while Biden was talking about his deceased son.

I mean Trump has gone after Biden’s son. Tonight he went after his brothers. He’s also using the superpreadtor bit and he continues to mischaracterize the crime bill which he thought didn’t go far enough. As I said earlier, I really resent Sanders who also voted for it mischaractierizing it to gain street cred with uninformed people.

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Belafon  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:28:35pm

re: #415 NO SMOCKING GUN!

IMHO, if there was anything Trump can exploit from this debate, it was Biden saying he will phase out oil. He’s right that it is necessary, but Trump might exploit it to generate fear of job losses.

They already have an ad out that cuts Biden off at “I will raise taxes” but you can tell there is more to the sentence. They can make an ad. It won’t change anything.

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NetworkKed  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:28:44pm

I tend to be extremely skeptical of peanut-butter flavored fillings. But… I’d try one.

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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:28:58pm

Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster, can someone win this game?

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:29:20pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:29:22pm

re: #486 NetworkKed

I tend to be extremely skeptical of peanut-butter flavored fillings. But… I’d try one.

Now, I’m the total opposite. I was told I had a peanut allergy when I was about 9. I wasn’t having any of that.

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BeachDem  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:29:37pm

re: #461 NO SMOCKING GUN!

A fraction as many as house cats kill.

And windows

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:29:48pm

re: #487 TarHellion

Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster, can someone win this game?

No.

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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:30:13pm

WOW!!!! Great throw! Great catch! Oh my!!!!!!

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:30:54pm

re: #488 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

I hope the media realizes that when they do this shit, they just reenforce why a lot of people have soured on them. I mean fuck social media influncers too but the traditional MSM has done a lot to cause mistrust in them. What fucking Trump doesn’t get is that they’ve actually enabled him despite his many complaints about them. A responsible media would pointed out the absurdity of a piece of shit like Trump thinking he should be PResident.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:31:36pm

So one again the NY Giants can’t hold a lead with less than two minutes left.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:31:53pm

re: #492 TarHellion

WOW!!!! Great throw! Great catch! Oh my!!!!!!

Eagles or Giants? I guess I’ll root for the Eagles out of Pennsylvania pride and solidarity with the Bidens. I still root for the better Pennsylvania team though.

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danarchy  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:32:04pm

re: #481 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Yeah don’t know that brand. We have a lot of Little Debbie stuff here.

Never heard of Drake’s? Yodels, ring dings, devil dogs.

I will take Hostess or Drake’s over Little Debbie every day.

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Patricia Kayden  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:32:52pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:33:33pm

re: #496 danarchy

Never heard of Drake’s? Yodels, ring dings, devil dogs.

I will take Hostess or Drake’s over Little Debbie every day.

Nah I haven’t seen them here. I do like the Little Debbie Zebra cakes.

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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:33:36pm

For what it is worth, my friend who is very plugged into state politics believes Biden has North Carolina in the bag. Hope he is right, because in my part of NC it is FFVCS Central.

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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:34:25pm

Why do teams play soft zone when a field goal would beat them? Just play your base D.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:34:27pm

re: #474 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

What’s most frustrating to me is the kudos to trump that he didn’t shit on the stage.

re: #491 Ace Rothstein

No.

I’m assuming Kellyanne has already tweeted that Trump won it.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:35:34pm

re: #497 Patricia Kayden

Didn’t look like a yank to me.

And we need to stop making her look like she’s against him. She’s not and she’s just as fucking awful as he is. (Not picking on you!)

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Belafon  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:35:37pm

re: #458 jaunte

Someone needs to make that a children’s book.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:35:50pm

re: #499 TarHellion

For what it is worth, my friend who is very plugged into state politics believes Biden has North Carolina in the bag. Hope he is right, because in my part of NC it is FFVCS Central.

I feel good about NC. You got a popular governor on the ballot. I’d feel better if Cunningham hadn’t had his scandal but I was reading an article in the WaPo today and it seems that most voters while they think it reflects bad on him personally (and I agree), they don’t think it’s enough to prevent him from being a Senator and they’re well aware of the fact that someone with a much more sleazy record towards women is also on the ballot. It’s time for the South to come home to the Democratic Party and we’re going to do it with the opposite strategy of how the Republicans got in the first place.

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TarHellion  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:36:08pm

Iggles are going to “win.” Just a Cowboys loss out of first place. What a game!!! //////////

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:36:25pm

re: #501 i(m)p(each)sos

I’m assuming Kellyanne has already tweeted that Trump won it.

She did.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:36:39pm
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Patricia Kayden  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:37:03pm

re: #502 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Imho, she hates him. I don’t really care but it’s fascinating to me how miserable he is and how different he is from President Obama.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:37:15pm

re: #497 Patricia Kayden

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Her only endearing quality is that she loathes the Donald.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:37:23pm

re: #502 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

They could both be such physically awkward people that every move they make near each other seems hostile.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:37:36pm

The cake I really miss is Mickey’s later known as Nickles

Banana Flip sealed in cellophane and half of the filling always stuck to the cellophane…

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:38:31pm

re: #508 Patricia Kayden

Imho, she hates him. I don’t really care but it’s fascinating to me how miserable he is and how different he is from President Obama.

Class versus crass. I miss the Obamas so much. They’re very likable and relatable people.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:39:02pm

re: #447 🌹UOJB!

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Patricia Kayden  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:39:35pm

re: #512 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

And the Obamas love each other. Trump doesn’t have that. He’s an awful, miserable human being.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:40:09pm

re: #501 i(m)p(each)sos

I’m assuming Kellyanne has already tweeted that Trump won it.

Yep

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Charmingly Persistent  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:40:15pm

re: #502 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Didn’t look like a yank to me.

And we need to stop making her look like she’s against him. She’s not and she’s just as fucking awful as he is. (Not picking on you!)

I half disagree. She is fucking awful, but she also hates Donald.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:40:22pm

re: #508 Patricia Kayden

Imho, she hates him. I don’t really care but it’s fascinating to me how miserable he is and how different he is from President Obama.

She’s a gold digger and he’s her meal ticket. But she’s a horrible c**t. I hope she’s miserable. Good.

And it infuriates me that they dare to do any comparison between these crooks and Barack Obama and Michelle. The trumps are both fucking vile and the Obama’s are class personified.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:41:05pm

re: #514 Patricia Kayden

And the Obamas love each other. Trump doesn’t have that. He’s an awful, miserable human being.

Michelle’s mom living them reminded me of my family. My grandmother moved in with us not long after Obama became President because my grandfather died in the lame duck period. He didn’t like Obama despite being a lifelong Democrat. I like to think that like my Grandma that he would have grown to like him.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:41:32pm

My son set up a group text to share comments with us and his girlfriend during the debate:

“Saying the detention centers were clean and they were well taken care of made me sick.”

“It hurts my head and heart, lol.”

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:41:38pm

re: #514 Patricia Kayden

And the Obamas love each other. Trump doesn’t have that. He’s an awful, miserable human being.

GOOD! 😈

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Nyet  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:41:57pm

re: #507 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

And I looked, and behold a pale horse.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:43:46pm

No one will shed a tear the day Trump assumes room temperature.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:44:46pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:45:07pm

re: #522 Ace Rothstein

No one will shed a tear the day Trump assumes room temperature.

I do hope I’m out of the country that day because the media in this country does a poor job when it comes to eulogizing the dead. I’m already dreading Limbaugh.

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i(m)p(each)sos  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:45:56pm

re: #506 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

She did.

I meant the Thursday Night Football game. I’m sure in Kellyanne’s world, Trump won that, too.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:45:57pm

re: #524 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I do hope I’m out of the country that day because the media in this country does a poor job when it comes to eulogizing the dead. I’m already dreading Limbaugh.

I’m looking forward to both.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:46:43pm

re: #524 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I hope Limbaugh’s soon-to-be widow will marry a black woman the day after she gets his money.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:46:46pm
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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:47:46pm

“The French government stepped in to force a domestic company to delay signing a potential $7 billion deal with a U.S. liquefied natural gas company last month over concerns that its U.S. shale gas was too dirty”
politico.com

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:49:30pm

re: #526 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I’m looking forward to both.

I’ll say this much. The world will be a much better place without both of those shitbirds.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:49:31pm

re: #529 jaunte

Everything about this Administration is dirty, why should the gas be any different?

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:49:45pm

Jan 21st
BREAKING NEWS:
President Biden nominates Barack & Michelle Obama for seats on the United States Supreme Court

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:50:00pm

re: #527 Ace Rothstein

I hope Limbaugh’s soon-to-be widow will marry a black woman the day after she gets his money.

Hopefully she’s an undocumented immigrant too.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:50:43pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:50:51pm

Well my day has been made a little. Saw a friend who I’ve known since kindergarten comment on the Va for Biden FB page.

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So Cal Greek Hippie  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:51:07pm

2003: Detail from Ventura, CA City Hall

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Interesting Times  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:51:32pm

re: #510 jaunte

They could both be such physically awkward people that every move they make near each other seems hostile.

Reminds me of this:

Don’t touch me | Melania Trump | Donald Trump

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:51:51pm

re: #522 Ace Rothstein

No one will shed a tear the day Trump assumes room temperature.

When Trump kicks the bucket will they embalm him in Big Mac Secret Sauce…or Filet O’Fish Tartar Sauce?

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:53:20pm
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GlutenFreeJesus  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:53:23pm

re: #485 Belafon

They already have an ad out that cuts Biden off at “I will raise taxes” but you can tell there is more to the sentence. They can make an ad. It won’t change anything.

That one is running here in IL. It’s so pathetic. lol

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:55:21pm

re: #539 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

That is a real feel good tweet.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:55:25pm
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Belafon  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:55:39pm

re: #539 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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As someone said above, Joe talks to voters.

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NetworkKed  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:56:14pm

Where’s that fucker Luntz and his trained idiots?

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:56:48pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:56:55pm

re: #544 NetworkKed

Where’s that fucker Luntz and his trained idiots?

And Ken Bone. I can’t wait for the Ken Bone hot take.

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Belafon  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:57:39pm

re: #545 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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So, pretty much current polling.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:57:55pm

re: #543 Belafon

As someone said above, Joe talks to voters.

He really does. He speaks our language too. If there’s such a thing as responsible populism, I think Joe does it because he’s able to talk about the underrepresented parts of our society without scapegoating. If people want a more left leaning Democratic party, they need to learn how to communicate more like Joe and less like Sanders.

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Blizard  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:58:33pm

re: #490 BeachDem

And windows

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4 birds lost their lives and two definitely rung their bell from hitting my windows over a 1-week span this summer. It was brutal, and eye-opening to the threats my windows cause. I had always heard the window strikes before but never had to actually discard of the bodies.

A momma and fledgling western tanager were dead on my patio one morning. The next morning to my disbelief, another tanager was dead, this one appeared to be another fledgling of the momma bird that died the day before. And then a few days later, my favorite singer, a hermit thrush hit a window; I had just been admiring it a few moments before as it fed alongside all the robins in my yard. I tried to save this one, turned it right side up, but it died in my hands as I was putting it into my bird box that I made for them to quietly recuperate if they are stunned.

I managed to save 2 robins the following week, well at least enough that they flew away. But I’ve read they can die even after flying away as the concussion or whatever wounds they suffered start to set in.

I have since hing vertical rope outside on all my south facing windows that face the lawn they like to feed on. I haven’t had any more problems, but also most of the birds have already migrated for the season.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:59:03pm

re: #545 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

39% of Americans need to reevaluate their lives because they’re really shitty people.

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Patricia Kayden  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:59:06pm

re: #539 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Good. Didn’t watch the debate but it’s good to see that potential voters are seeing Trump for what he is even if he put on a sedated performance. We know who he is.

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BeachDem  Oct 22, 2020 • 8:59:32pm

HuffPo Main header:
FIVE-ALARM LIAR: TRUMP CLOSES IN THE GUTTER

Story header:
Trump’s Debate Hail Mary: Lie After Brazen, Incoherent Lie

Lede:
Looking to turn around a trailing campaign, President Donald Trump dug deep, chilled out and threw a bunch of garbage at the wall, hoping at least some of it would stick.

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Patricia Kayden  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:00:47pm
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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:01:26pm

Several pundits making serious faces at Biden’s plan to single-handedly destroy the oil industry as we know it.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:03:49pm

re: #490 BeachDem

Our north facing windows have killed a bird about every 6 years, the latest one was this summer. I’ve lived here 25 years with these spectrum reflective film double pane windows.

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gocart mozart  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:04:16pm

My snark attracted a crazy person

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Patricia Kayden  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:05:28pm

re: #556 gocart mozart

Block.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:06:00pm

Why is everyone and their brother doing a podcast? I hate them. What’s the hook?

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:07:26pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:09:59pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:10:19pm

re: #558 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Why is everyone and their brother doing a podcast? I hate them. What’s the hook?

I listen to MSNBC podcasts while walking: Rachel, Lawrence, Chris, and part of Morning Joe are all available. I seldom watch the programs live, and am definitely never up for Morning Joe..

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:11:15pm

re: #558 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Why is everyone and their brother doing a podcast? I hate them. What’s the hook?

I don’t listen to the political ones but some of them are great for my favorite sports teams and my historical interests.

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Patricia Kayden  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:12:41pm

Did Senator Feinstein hug him?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:14:00pm

re: #563 Patricia Kayden

Did Senator Feinstein hug him?

This is the packing of the court. It’s filling our circuit courts with unqualified hacks who are only there because they suck at the Federalist Society’s fat tit.

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makeitstop  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:14:12pm

re: #558 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Why is everyone and their brother doing a podcast? I hate them. What’s the hook?

I did one for a couple of years back in the Bush era - but the word ‘podcast’ hadn’t been coined yet. Did 45 one-hour shows.

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jaunte  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:15:50pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:17:46pm

Acosta just said Cornyn is a belweather to watch if he turns on trump after this. His numbers are apparently pretty bad.

SnoopyDancing.gif

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:18:32pm

LMAO!

Friend from Italy e-mailed me and said Trump tilted more than the Leaning Tower of Pisa!

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:18:33pm

re: #565 makeitstop

I did one for a couple of years back in the Bush era - but the word ‘podcast’ hadn’t been coined yet. Did 45 one-hour shows.

They had podcasts in the Bush years but most of them were just online versions of shows that were on TV. I did find a good music one that David Allan Coe’s son does. Unfortunately he stopped doing them but I learned a lot about country music lore.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:21:50pm

re: #567 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Acosta just said Cornyn is a belweather to watch if he turns on trump after this. His numbers are apparently pretty bad.

SnoopyDancing.gif

I’m usually glass half full and even I didn’t think that was possible. I actually though McGrath had a better shot at Mitch since Mitch has struggled in presidential elections before. Confused McGrath and Hegar. I think you can forgive me as both are veterans who ran for Congress two years ago and who are running against R leadership.

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makeitstop  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:23:42pm

re: #569 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

They had podcasts in the Bush years but most of them were just online versions of shows that were on TV. I did find a good music one that David Allan Coe’s son does. Unfortunately he stopped doing them but I learned a lot about country music lore.

I had a blast doing ours - I was a partner in a web site called ‘Take Back The Media,’ and my partner (who lived in LA) would call my house, and he had a studio to record his half and I recorded mine here. After we finished our hour, he’d upload his half to our server and I’d grab it and edit it together in my studio. When I was done it sounded like we were in the same room.

Later on he moved to Hawaii, which meant he was recording his bit in the morning and I was staying up late. We did a bunch of good shows, though - at one point we were considered for a spot on Air America, but we couldn’t get it together due to our locations.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:24:47pm

re: #571 makeitstop

I had a blast doing ours - I was a partner in a web site called ‘Take Back The Media,’ and my partner (who lived in LA) would call my house, and he had a studio to record his half and I recorded mine here. After we finished our hour, he’d upload his half to our server and I’d grab it and edit it together in my studio. When I was done it sounded like we were in the same room.

Later on he moved to Hawaii, which meant he was recording his bit in the morning and I was staying up late. We did a bunch of good shows, though - at one point we were considered for a spot on Air America, but we couldn’t get it together due to our locations.

I still have my Take Back The Media T-shirt when I met you folks at an antiwar demonstration!!!!!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:25:56pm

re: #570 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I’m usually glass half full and even I didn’t think that was possible. I actually though M.J had a better shot at Mitch since Mitch has struggled in presidential elections before.

Not did I, but I think Acosta is way more tuned in than I am.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:26:36pm

re: #572 🌹UOJB!

I still have my Take Back The Media T-shirt when I met you folks at an antiwar demonstration!!!!!

I went to a couple anti war demos myself. DC. It’s too bad that ANSWER fucked them up because I think the anti-war message had appeal but those people didn’t have a clear message.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:27:43pm

re: #573 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Not did I, but I think Acosta is way more tuned in than I am.

Oh, I believe him. I’ve seen the latest out of Texas. And we know Corny’s running away from Trump. I’d still say he likely wins but I actually lean towards Biden winning the entire state which would definitely help M.J’s odds and I need to edit my statement from M.J to Amy.

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piratedan  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:29:01pm

re: #567 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

last polling I saw had Hegar within 5-6 of Cornym, whereas McGrath is still a bit farther away from Mitch and with the high voter turnout in Texas, its plausible that Biden could carry her across the line.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:31:55pm
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makeitstop  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:32:12pm

re: #572 🌹UOJB!

I still have my Take Back The Media T-shirt when I met you folks at an antiwar demonstration!!!!!

I still have a couple somewhere. :)

And I have a huge blowup of the logo (the Iwo Jima soldiers raising a TV antenna) on foam board down in my studio. We made those when we did a live podcast recording in NYC.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:34:10pm

This is so gross.

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makeitstop  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:36:24pm

Lincoln Project, standing ready with salt for those Republican wounds. Heh.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:36:52pm

re: #579 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

This is so gross.

I mean you almost expected Chris Hanson to ask Rudy what he was doing there.

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:39:27pm

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:40:26pm

re: #582 🌹UOJB!

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GTMA.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:40:29pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:44:31pm

LOL

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:45:18pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:45:36pm

God, please tell me there’s a new thread coming soon.

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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🌹UOJB!  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:45:41pm

Tiny windows (tiny windows)
In his mind (in his mind)
Makes him stupid (makes him stupid)
All of the time (All of the time)
Tiny windows (tiny windows)
Makes him dumb all over
With a feeling that we’re gonna
Hate him till the end of time…

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:47:36pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:47:41pm

re: #585 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

LOL

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It’s quite a coincidence Trump has a surrogate with his same nameZ

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DodgerFan1988  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:47:44pm

re: #586 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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Belafon  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:48:55pm

re: #563 Patricia Kayden

Did Senator Feinstein hug him?

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Someone should announce that, since they were advanced by breaking committee rules, they will be reevaluated next year.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:50:30pm

My deepest fear.

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Belafon  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:51:33pm

re: #556 gocart mozart

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Dave In Austin  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:52:52pm
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Belafon  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:53:35pm

re: #558 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Why is everyone and their brother doing a podcast? I hate them. What’s the hook?

People get to make their own content. Some succeed and most don’t. If you’re lucky, you create something like “Welcome to Night Vale.”

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:54:02pm

re: #595 Dave In Austin

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It’s easy to see why dictators con him. He’s an idiot.

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Dave In Austin  Oct 22, 2020 • 9:56:59pm

re: #597 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 10:00:08pm

re: #598 Dave In Austin

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After Donald himself she’s probably the most loathsome creature in that family. She is the most like him of the kids.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 22, 2020 • 10:03:46pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 22, 2020 • 10:11:42pm

re: #600 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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Anyone who still believes that is a damn moron. Biden’s fine. He just isn’t a shouter.

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steve_davis  Oct 23, 2020 • 3:37:04am

re: #586 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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a man doesn’t tuck a dress shirt in while lying down. that’s pointless. you stand up, you loosen the pants, then tuck. if you do it lying down, you’d need to lift your buttocks off the bed in order to tuck material behind.


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