Weeelll then First?

Probably a hiphop album that chants "Kill the Jews" for 45 minutes.

Baby got hijab?

“More important than bread at night is your lipstick and lipliner,” raps Binesh Pagoh about a conceited girl.

I think I knew her in high school

Mcgyver, out

You know what's interesting? I worked for an Egyptian and the first thing he did when he got here was buy porn, and date strippers. It was weird. Personally, I could care less, but I think it's interesting how quickly they chase down some things of America, and how hypocritical they are on others. And his friends were really into strippers. The whole thing was weird. I don't work for him any more, it was all just too much.

I'll bet he doesn't have any bling bling either

Mcgyver, out

A few weeks ago, I mailed Dr. Dre's "The Chronic" and some other CDs (Metallica seems to be popular there) to Tehran. LOL! Probably on the Mullahs' acceptable list.

I mean probably not on the Mullahs' list*

What do you mean Ms. Andi? Are you telling me that the Mullahs don't like Metallica?

Ms Andi - Dr. Dre AND Metallica? that's... an odd combination. Maybe they also like the B-52s

Mcgyver, out

Yuck, a Shiite Carman. Icky.

Iowahawk! We need you!

[illuminates the iowahawk-signal]

Okay:

"journey heaven is a funky moose"

I'll have to run an LGF search for the origin of that one. . . .

I can't waite to see his videos with girls putting on clothes. America needs to send in the Wu-Tang clan to take care of this guy. Bring the ruckus.

You know what's interesting? I worked for an Egyptian and the first thing he did when he got here was buy porn, and date strippers. It was weird.

I know a Pakistani guy who is the same way. Drinks alcohol, dates strippers, goes to Friday prayers, loathes Jews. Nice enough guy (apart from the anti-semitism), it's just that sometimes I feel like I'm hanging out with the 21th hijacker. There's a little hypocrisy in all our lives to be sure, but the contradictions with this guy are a teensy-weensy bit disturbing.

So Ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
If you wanna roll my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

definitely not on the approved list.

Mcgyver, you wouldn't happen to be a clone, would you? :-p

Come to think of it, wasn't his name Sheik Mix-a-lot?

Hardly a hip-hop image for Iran’s first official rap artist.

"Offical rap artist."

That's wack!

Well, he is working for some bona-fide gangstas. . . .

re: Metallica - they probably are a bunch of ex-pat Yankee fans out there who wanted to hear the sweet sounds of Mariano Rivera coming in to save the 9th inning and missed hearing Enter Sandman.

Either that or they get understand Leper Messiah and Master of Puppets to mean their leadership sucks and it's time for a change.

#5 nybabz

You know what's interesting? I worked for an Egyptian and the first thing he did when he got here was buy porn, and date strippers. It was weird. Personally, I could care less, but I think it's interesting how quickly they chase down some things of America, and how hypocritical they are on others.

Islam is geared to equate legality w/ morality. If something is legal (or illegal but unpunished, or punished w/ weak severity relative to Saudi punishment, ie prostitution), Allah has willed it to be so, therefore it's ok. If something is illegal, Allah has willed it to be so, therefore it's wrong. It also results from the repression that exists in their own cultures, they come to America and splurge on all their lust.

Fuck the brits, france and Germany who support the terrorist regime of Iran

and his next tehranian chart-topper, "death to american infidels" (AKA, mullah's delight"):

khomeni in the house, khomeni in the house, what you gonna do???

so c'mon, c'mon,
throw you burkahs in the air,
and wave 'em like you just don't care,
and if you believe it totalitarian thugocracies,
scream it our & and say "oh yeaaah!"

17 logger phd Nah, but I like the concept. This evening, halfway thru a bottle of BeerenAuslese, I'm not sure if I'm irreverent or irrelevant

Mcgyver, out

I smell a great thread this evenin' ladies and germs...

gotta work. back in a bit to add my $.02

#21 and #5

I recently reread the Cairo Trilogy by the Pulitzer Prize-winning author Naguib Mafouz--same thing, but a century ago. The head of the family is a womanizing hypocrite. Guess that's why the Muslim Brotherhood attacked the author, who no longer writes.

Isn't Sir Mix-a-lot one of the reasons "why they hate us"?

I mean, him and all the Jews running the media, our foreign policy and the world's banks, of course.

Or was it Rebbe Mix-a-Lot?

The album was finally approved by the ministry of Islamic guidance and culture, which vets all forms of art in the theocratic state.

Just keepin it real...tryin to regulate

Hmmm...how about Baby Got Burqa by Sir-Mohammed-Al-Atta? I'd buy that.

#9 FH and #10 McGyver #20 lawhawk

LOL It's funny, because they download this stuff too, but having CDs, etc from the US is like a status symbol. Plus to own anything the Mullahs hate (which is almost anything) also adds the taboo allure. If the Mullahs ever fall (or if we get rid of them), Metallica could easily do a show there in their largest stadium.

#15 Dr. Dirk Diggler

I know a Pakistani guy who is the same way. Drinks alcohol, dates strippers, goes to Friday prayers, loathes Jews. Nice enough guy (apart from the anti-semitism), it's just that sometimes I feel like I'm hanging out with the 21th hijacker. There's a little hypocrisy in all our lives to be sure, but the contradictions with this guy are a teensy-weensy bit disturbing.

That reminds me of this Muslim clique at my university. What makes them different from the rest of the Muslims is that they are heavily Westernized. They drink, the girls don't wear hijabs, both sexes are extremely sexualized and don't see anything wrong with it, yet they are still practicing Muslims and speak fluent Arabic. Plus they are the only Muslims from my school that I end up seeing at bars and clubs. But the one thing that is ingrained in them is their Jew-hatred. One time a prof of mine was talking about Jews in Palestine and one of these girls just screamed out "THEY DON'T BELONG THERE! IT'S NOT THEIR LAND!" Even the other Muslims in the class just looked at each other thinking "Wow...I can't believe she said that." But of course, nobody condemned it. Quelle suprise.

A friend of mine knows an anarchist Muslim who loathes the Arab regimes with a passion and makes no excuses for them, and my friend describes him as a progressive Muslim. However, even my friend admits he still has these crazy theories about Mossad and the IDF. It seems the West can totally change the cultural habits of Muslims and sometimes even secularize them, but one thing that is hard to erase is the Jew hatred that they are taught.

#27 SoCalJustice

Isn't Sir Mix-a-lot one of the reasons "why they hate us"?

Dare I say conspiracy? Yes, i dare! "Sir Mix-a-lot" is actually an Ethiopian Jew working for Mossad. He is trying to subvert Muslim culture by promoting debauchery. After all, who can deny that the beneficiaries of the rap industry are the Zionists? They benefit while the Muslims suffer.

//Arab News

Gettin Jihadi wit it

Gotta dome with gold guilding
Make me fly a plane into a building
I don't care, I get me ho's
In fact I get seventy two of those

I just hope that when my daughters are dating age, the music is a little bit more civilized...This is depressing on both ends.

#27 SoCalJustice

Were you aware of the DC meetup tomorrow nite with reaganite? Shoot me an email if you need info.

#14

I say we send Wing

[Link: www.wingmusic.co.nz...]

#37 Gabba Gabba Hey

Great nic. We accept you one of us!

J-Mile
---

His date-palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his kaffiyeh already, mom's tabouli
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To strap bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
Where the kids are, the whole crowd goes so loud
He climbs on the bus, but the bomb don't go off
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, plow!
Snap back depravity, Oh there goes paradise
Oh, there goes camel, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy
No he won't have it, he knows his whole Whack city's splodeydopes
It don't matter, he's a dope
He knows that, but he'll croak
He's so packed that he knows
When he goes back to his Gaza strip home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This old rhapsody
He better go capture this infidel car and hope it don't pass him

[Hook:]
You better lose yourself in the bomb shreds, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go, oh
you got to to boom yourself in the music the moment
you better get a zionist or two

You only got one shot
do not miss your chance to blow up
cuz opportunity to be a martyr comes once in a lifetime

The a**hole's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This world is mine for the raping
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but martyrdom's close to post mortem yo
It only grows harder, C4 explosive grows hotter
He blows it's all over these houris is all on him
Israeli outpost to coast shows, he's known west bank-trotter
Homely toads, God only knows
He's murders farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely strangles his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here goes the Zumzum water
these houris don't want him no mo, he's car swarm product
They moved on to the next splodeydope who flows
He nosedove and killed nada
So the j-post opera is told it unfolds
I suppose it's old potna, but the beat goes on
you got to to boom yourself in the music the moment
you better get a zionist or two

You only got one shot
do not miss your chance to blow up
cuz opportunity to be a martyr comes once in a lifetime

No more games, I'ma change what you call outrage
Tear this Crusader roof off like 2 muslims caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off Abu Ghraib
But I kept killin and raped, writin the next faywa
Best believe somebody's payin the bill to Osama
All the pain inside amplified by the nails
They can't get by with 25G from Saddam
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these Allahu aqbars don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no insurance, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to bleed and kill by my creed, plus go on hajj
Caught up between bein a slaughterer and a prima donna
Baby Osama Fatima's screamin on and
Too much for me to fatwa
Stay in one spot, another day of rapacity
Has gotten me to the point I'm like a snaill
I've got to formulate a plot to end up in smoke or shot
Success is killing an infidel, peace is not
Sharon, I hate you, but this peace has got to go
I cannot grow old in Jerusalem's calm
So here I go here's my bomb
Pastique fail me not this may be the only opportunity that I got

[Hook]
you got to to boom yourself in the music the moment
you better get a zionist or two

You only got one shot
do not miss your chance to blow up
cuz opportunity to be a martyr comes once in a lifetime

--
You can kill anyone you set your mind to, man

#37

To quote the King: "Thenk ya! Thenk ya very mush!"

#34 Necklace-

LOL!

"I love this kind of music," said 20-year-old Farzaneh.

"I am surprised that the album was officially released. But even if it wasn't, we can download banned artists from the internet."

As they say in internet lingo..

OWN3D!

Arrgh! Make that #38. Preview, must remember to preview.
*I could've had a V-8 gesture to the forehead*

I read this blog a lot but have never posted a comment. But since I'm an Iranian, I wanted to let you guys know that in Iran the illegal and underground stuff is way more popular than the legal ones (and that is everything: music, films and of course drinks! hahaha!). There is a hardcore anti-mullah rapper who is highly popular, you can read the translation of his lyrics on his website : [Link: www.deev.org...]

You know, no matter how bad it is, $20 says it's better than the forthcoming David Hasselhoff rap project.

So you just go right ahead and pump up the bass there, Qusay.

#45 Sta-Puft

Oh. My. God.

Please visit [Link: www.daneshjoo.org...]

[Link: www.activistchat.com...]

I have many friends in Iran and i can assure that most of them hate Islam as a religion and the mullahs as a regime. The Iranian People, specially his youth, are the most pro-American and pro-Israel people in the Middle East, but maybe even in the world..

Don't believe in AFP,Reuters,Yahoo!News,etc..

The media paint the Iranian Freedom Lovers wrongly.

Many Iranians don't want us to call the mullahs as "iranians" saying that they are Tazi (Arabs)..

The Iranians are proud to be Persian and the new generation dislike islam and don't even give a damn of such a pro-regime singer.
They think that the Islamic Rev was nothing but a Second Arabo-Islamic Invasion .

Look at those websites for better understanding of the situation..

Media is so biased.

I can picture the video now-

Gold bling-bling bomb belts

Four-finger rings with "Jihad" written in diamonds

Bentleys packed with fertilizer and diesel fuel

Black burkha'd women in a hot tub

Look at those sites and you will know what they think about that asshole named Shirin Ebadi which is the regime's mouthpiece in Europe and the US (John Kerry likes her so much.)

Hey Stefi!

Did you see you're honorary American now?

BABY's GOT SACK
I like big burqas and I cannot lie—you other brothers can't deny—when a girl walks in with a half-ass hijab and you can see her face—she gets smacked, like it's Taliban-style—and you know it makes Allah smile—insh'Allah, yeah, God willin'—it's gonna be time for an honor killin'—Oh baby, stay in the house—mujahideen are tryin' to warn ya—step outta line, then battery acid gonna deform ya—So ummah homeboys! (Yeah!) Ummah homeboys! (Yeah!)—Does your girl look like an amorphous lump? (Hell yeah!—random firing of Kalshnikovs in the air)—BABY'S GOT SACK

Don't know what she looks like underneath, but she wears a big sack. Yeah, don't know what she looks like underneath, but she wears a big sack.

©Sir Hates-a-Lot

#39 Bleeding heart Conservative

I am in awe

Mcgyver, out

Pax Americana:

LMAO!!

Dont forget the "designer hijabs" whatever the hell that means.

#39 & #51: I just laughed so hard I almost spit diet coke out my nose.

54 Sherry NOT Sharia

you didn't laugh hard enough. it's an aquired talent, but with practice you can actually inundate an entire monitor

Mcgyver, out

Really, kids, G'nite
Mg

Seriously, though, I wonder if this straight up G keepin' it real shari'ah style from Iran can match the unmitigated hatred of Sheikh Terra and Soul Salah Crew in the video that has all the mujahideen talking, Dirty Kuffar. It's the dance hall hip-hop sensation that's sweeping the dar al-Islam!

sampling of the lyrics from Dirty Kuffar:

You see the National Front man him, him a dirty kuffar
The Ku Klux Klan dem a dirty kuffar
The BNP man dem a dirty kuffar
Ronald Reagan was a dirty kuffar
The minister Tony Blair, there my dirty Kuffar
The one Mister Bush, there my dirty Kuffar...
The National Front them a dirty kuffar
Throw them in the fire

Dirty Kuffar, wherever you are.
Driving your car, disobey Allah.
Run around the world like the grand puba
We're gonna be taking over like we took over the shah
From Qandahar to Ramallah we comin STAAA
Peace to Hamas and the Hizbollah
OBL [bin-Laden] pulled me on like a shining star
Like the way we destroyed them two towers ha-ha

#56   patrickafir

For those who don't know:

In regard to the opening clip in the Dirty Kuffar video, wherein the Iraqi on the ground is shot by Marines; a textbook case of lack of context being used in the service of dishonest propaganda. Before this happens, the Iraqi was shooting at the Marines. Hardly a civilian.

I prefer 50 Shekel Jewish Hip Hop.

In Da Shul

Nu?

Notorious P.I.G.

#39 BHC

Whoa! Dude, that is like some phat, wack, crazy, stoopid shiite. You'd better copyright it before al-Mujaharoun steals it.

#44 behemoth

Welcome. I, for one, would be happy to hear more from you about what's going on in Iran. Please feel free to share.

I think the mullah's seal of approval would be the kiss of death for Shahkar. I can't really imagine the young 'uns of Tehran saying "Gee, I wasn't going to buy this, but now that the Mullahs have endorsed him, I just have to get this CD..."

#44 behemoth

Welcome to LGF. Please post here more often if you can. We would like to hear more from inside Iran.

#62 Fenway Nation

I think you're right. How uncool would it be to buy an Mullah approved product?

Is anyone else in tears like me right now? What an incredible procession.

Keep it coming, guys! People at work are starting to give me looks 'cause I'm laughing so hard.

#44 behemoth

Good to hear from you. I would be fascinated to hear what you and your friends think about America: the honest truth. Do we fall short of our ideals? Are we not doing enough to help you? Do we kowtow too much to your leaders?

Hope to hear again from you!

Iranian links:

[Link: www.iranmania.com...]

[Link: www.iranian.ws...]

As much as I hate to say it (I really don't care for that kind of thing), could Britney Spears videos be one of our secret weapons to undermine the Mullahs?

Any response, Iranians?

By coincidence, I watch Last Comic Standing last night and tonight, and an Iranian Jew, Dan Ahdoot, was featured. "I'm Iranian and I'm Jewish. Most people are like, I don't know whether to hate him...or hate him!"

DEEV - DASTAA BAALAA (ARMS UP)

(Adlib vocals in parenthesis)
D double E V, dot O R G (deev.org)
an internet project (presents)
for the new generation, y'all ready?

Chorus:
Yo Yo, arms up - everyone together, arms up
come come raise your arms and say things like this

Ladies and gentlemen, arms up (up)
Good luck to the Clergies, thumbs up (aha)
How many Mullahs? enough is enough (enough)
get the microphone from the guy's hand
give it to me (give it up)
read it, it's written in newspapers (aha, read it)
six million people in the country
are addicts, sitting by the opium pipes, because
country's representative (all of them)
are more concerned with their pockets (thinking of money)
rather than leading
our homeland towards progress
but you can't at all (nope, u can't)
expect much from this group (uh-oh)
while there's theocracy
we'll be stuck in this situation
but enough is enough (it's enough)
people are tired (they're tired)
who holds the key to freedom?
no one, the only way is unity. (unite)
while there's a theocrat
whom single handedly holds (single handed bastard)
the power he wont let go
that's a common trait of clergies (their root's rotten)

(Chorus)

Ladies and gentlemen, arms up (up)
All with one voice, all fists up (together)
We don't want you guys anymore
enough dictatorship, step aside
step on back (reverse gear)
or in the fight it'll be one-zero for me (one-zero)
I'll grab and pound you
till you're blue from my punches (punching sound)
I hit to kill (ahhh...)
my words like [Persian equivalent of Hercules]'s fist (uhhh...)
in the ears of these clowns
whom flip 8 times for money
why are my people are hungry, huh?
and chasing bribes and decadence, huh?
cuz a free loading bunch have taken
all their belongings in their pockets
free loaders are the clergies (on Friday prayers)
free loaders are like barrels (look at'em)
while these guys are in power
why would we need an enemy?
but silence is enough (enough)
this is a philosophical topic (listen up)
it's better to speak up your heart
than to silently die in fear

(Chorus)

Ladies and gentlemen, arms up (up)
All with one voice, all fists up (together)
Our country's political prisoners
all must be safely released
let us light up (come on)
a candle tonight
for people's freedom and
the day clergies are toppled (hope to god)
if you think about for a bit
you'll give [a mythical Persian tyrant] a pat on the back (good job)
since he'd only kill two people a day [per legend's account]
see how many they have killed during their time
I'm blood thirsty for these clergies (thirsty)
they deserve a dagger (they deserve it)
sooner or later, hanging from a pole
they're bound to their destiny (choking sound)
who can be blamed?
I'll tell u with a smirk (ha-ha)
if you compare me with them
even I the Deev [Persian monster] am an angel (angel)
superstitious beliefs must be given up (give it up)
in order to yank the roots of ignorance
so we can be freed
from the grasp of this evil
Arabphile traitors (foreign loving)
my country is burning at the shameless' hand
know that till the judgment day
people curse you everyday
but enough is enough, it's time for revenge
it's time to topple you with an uprising
it's time for your public execution
know that this is not a threat, it's just a message!

#68  The Sanity Inspector

When I was a kid, back in the early 1960s, my parents took me to see Sammy Davis Jr at The London Palladium. The only thing I remember about it was how, between numbers, he squinted down at somebody in one of the front rows and said, You think you've got problems? Look at me. I'm a one eyed black Jew. Oy vey!"

Andi,

yes i did !!

Thanks a lot !!

Ms. Andi

A few weeks ago, I mailed Dr. Dre's "The Chronic" and some other CDs (Metallica seems to be popular there) to Tehran.

Hey, I want to mail some unsolicited American music to Iran.