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Fri, Sep 10, 2004 at 4:40:11 pm PDT

I opened Apple’s TextEdit word processor, and with default settings typed in the same text from the August 18, 1973 memo as found at CBS News, with the same Times New Roman font at the same 12 point size.

Here’s the Apple TextEdit version, which is clearly very different in layout from the CBS News version:

________________

And for reference, here’s the CBS News “original:”

________________

And my Microsoft Word document, matching the CBS “original” exactly:

________________

For a real eye-opener, here’s what happens when we overlay the Apple TextEdit version on the CBS News “original:”

________________

And compare that to my MS Word document overlaid on the CBS News “original,” in an animated GIF alternating between the two:

Again, please note: the superscript “th” in “187th” is lower in relation to the 7 character in my Word document, because it’s a screenshot. In the printed version the superscript matches the position of the CBS News “original.”

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1 tyrannical  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:42:03pm

Yep, no way this was a simple concidence.

People forget that if even one letter was off, by the end of the line, everything would be off.

You just can't get something this exact and perfect on accident.

2 efuseakay  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:43:09pm

Well, we know the forgeries were done on MS Word... could you please elaborate as to what you are getting at? :) :) :)

3 efuseakay  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:43:36pm

Oh... duh... don't mind me... lol

4 Asher Abrams  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:44:47pm

Charles, good work with the "control sample".

5 Asher Abrams  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:45:24pm

I think eff-word's comments pretty much say it all.

6 Asher Abrams  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:46:52pm

This should lay to rest the reader's claim that the line breaks in the "original" document were somehow inevitable.

7 locutus  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:47:12pm

I've said this before, but..

Edward R. Murrow is spinning in his grave right now from what has become of his beloved CBS News

8 [Mark]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:47:30pm

Rather's rebuttal was pathetic, and his voice was shaky and hoarse. Rather's ego and partisanship is going to bring down the entire CBS News division. He refuses to come clean.

9 Cato the Elder  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:48:05pm

Sorry to go OT so early in a thread, Charles, but I thought you and the rest of the Lizards might want to see this piece that I just translated from the German original. It's by Henryk Broder, one of the few rational people still writing for Der Spiegel.

Without further ado:

Three years after

The Terrorist Understanders

By Henryk M. Broder

Three years after the attacks of September 11, the terror has lost nothing of its virulence, but much of its horror. Helplessly, we impute honorable motives to the perpetrators and interpret their arbitrary acts as political desperation. But what if all they care about is the joy of killing and the fun of dying?

The bloody trail of the terrorists runs from New York to Bali, from Istanbul to Madrid, from Beer Sheva to Moscow. And the closer the attacks to us, the more absurd the reactions get. It's as if there were earthquakes everywhere, and instead of stockpiling food supplies, the people in the endangered regions started reading nature poems to each other.

A writer recommends "more calm" in dealing with terrorism, a civil rights advocate talks of what he calls a "perceived threat" and calculates that you have a greater chance of dying during spring cleaning than of suffering harm in a terror attack, and the EU bureaucrats, incapable of putting together a common antiterror database, get upset at US agencies that would like to know in advance who is currently on the way to America. Privacy takes precedence over security.

Not even the massacre in Beslan has been able to shake the liberal attitude towards terror and the terrorists, conditioned as it is by socio-pedagogical pensiveness. The dead were not yet all recovered before we already heard talk of a "dreadful act of desperation" by Chechen rebels who "can no longer distinguish between good and evil, because they believe they have been forgotten by the world."

And from there it wasn't far to the conclusion that "the true culprits are in Moscow," because they deny the Chechens their boisterous nature that makes them unable to do anything other than raid theaters and schools, killing innocents and onlookers - so desperate and so helpless are they in their misery.

Once again, the roles were reversed on the fly. Culprits became victims (of politics, of history, of circumstances); victims became objects of understandable violence, involuntarily atoning for the sins of the culprits (in this case, Russian policies).

Unfortunate, but simply unavoidable. Just so were September 11 and March 11 already discussed out of existence: retribution for American and Spanish policies, respectively. Not nice, but comprehensible.

A strange argument based on the notion of "desperation," one that explains everything - much as do "monopoly capitalism" and "globalization." But desperate people usually kill themselves, not others, except in cases of family drama or jealousy or people who run amok and go on random shooting sprees, knowing that in the end they themselves will be killed.

Until now, people who ran amok were considered to be seriously disturbed, not protesters. Since September 11, however, they are presumed to have political motives - simply because they drape their death wish with a political alibi. This makes their demise the more dramatic, gives them the final kick on the way from here to eternity. What's a farewell letter to the relatives compared with the sensational effect of taking hundreds or thousands of people along with you to your death?

[cont. next post]

10 Cato the Elder  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:48:37pm

[cont. from previous post]

The culture of death whose eruption we have witnessed for several years is so crazy and at the same time so absolute ("you love life, we love death!") that we are unable to explain it. But we are used to finding an explanation for everything, for unemployment, for the weather and for so-called fundamentalism. So we invent an explanation, one that is halfway acceptable by our standards, and lay it at the door of terrorists longing for death. Thus do we overcome our own helplessness and perplexity. If they have a motive we can understand, then we not only know what makes them tick, we also have the chance of influencing them.

The best thing would be if our behavior were a reason for their going off the rails. Then all we'd need to do to make them stop threatening us would be to change our behavior. And already we're making an offer: We'd like to share our wealth with the poor of the world, and for a bonus we'll transform a church into a mosque. If only we had done that sooner, Mohammed Atta would still be alive, eager to participate as a partner in the multicultural dialog. But what if "they" have no other motive than the joy of killing and the fun of dying? What if they're not driven by the desire for global justice, but the pleasure of barbarism? Then we'd be in a fix.

Not only because any trash can in any shopping mall could explode at any moment, but because we'd be forced to recognize that there are phenomena that we can neither understand nor influence - unless we commit preemptive suicide, to beat the terrorists to the punch.

Outbreaks of mass insanity like this have occurred frequently in history: without really intending to compare, one could conceive the Third Reich as an attempt to first have a tantrum and then commit collective suicide. How desperate must the Nazis have been to commit the massacres of Oradour and Lidice? Was Goebbel's acclaimed offer of "total war" not of the same stamp as the profession of faith of the terrorists who love death more than life?

We, however, are beyond that. Our models are not Reinhard Heydrich or Osama Bin Laden, but the Dalai Lama, because he preaches nonviolence even in hopeless situations. And we are proud of a "peaceful revolution" in which not so much as a state-owned coffee machine was damaged. Why don't we recommend the same path to the terrorists? Why do we impute honorable motives to them? Why do we show understanding for mass murderers who know no mercy because they act on instructions from God? Why don't we go to them and make them a fair offer: "Dear people, if you absolutely must kill yourselves, then do it. We won't stand in your way. But do it at home. All the best and every success."

11 ddd  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:49:05pm

I saw a JAG episode where they were going to prosecute a person who impersonated an officer in a letter to the editor (criticizing Bill Clinton). Of course the criminal in the case was a woman who worked for a right wing think tank. Did the program legal advisor read the script. It was on CBS.

12 JohnAnnArbor  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:49:31pm

This is the whole point. Different typewriters/word processors/computers/software produce different-looking documents. It is amazing (to the point of unbelievable) that a mechanical typwriter in 1973, BY CHANCE, produced a document that, when overlayed on a modern document, comes close to lining up.

Here we have a case where they line up almost exactly--with differences so minor as to be laughable.

The documents at CBS are MSWord documents. No question.

The only question is when CBS is forced to admit it.

(And when will Andrew Sullivan will get enthusiastic about this? The blogosphere is striking a major coup and he's acting like he's bored. He didn't act like that when the Jayson Blair thing hit the fan.)

Good job, Charles. Maybe someone can try it in WordPerfect?

13 joel2  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:49:55pm

But... but... but... the superscript "th" WAS possible! Case Closed!

/Dan Rather's pathetic attempt off

Hmmm, anyone for goose?

14 JohnAnnArbor  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:51:36pm

#13--

as in cooked goose?

15 One of These Days...  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:52:24pm

I guess Rather's commie blinders are so thick that not even prima facie evidence will change his mind. Has Dan been to LGF lately? The worst part is, he will still have a job next week.

16 Dar ul Harbarian  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:54:20pm
17 locutus  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:55:26pm

#11 ddd

Mmmm...Catherine Bell

/homer simpson

18 Horace Jeffery Hodges  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:56:23pm

This is fascinating to observe. I'm in South Korea and can't watch the networks or Rather to see how they're handling this, but I feel that I'm witnessing a revolution.

I woke up early yesterday morning and read Charles's first posts on this. I couldn't immediately grasp his point, but once I did, I began to appreciate what Belmont Club calls the "distributed intelligence" of the web.

Myriads of bloggers hosting myriads of comments all working on the same issue and pooling their insights as a meme grows and grows. What's astonishing is that the real insights don't get swamped by distorted information but reinforced by good data.

This is really big. The blogosphere is demonstrating its power over old media through its dynamism and flexibility.

Amazing to watch, really.

Jeffery Hodges

19 Nancy  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:57:41pm

Rather's defense of the "authenticity" was pathetic.

He "proved" there were machines available in the 70's which no one has disputed which could do hyper script.

He did NOT prove that the Texas guard unit HAD one of those machines;

He did NOT prove that Killian actually "typed" those memos, which considering both his wife and son claim that he did NOT know how to type, would be rather an accomplishment on one of the more sophisticated machines;

But I know absolutely, from typing on selectrics AND earlier even an Executive you could move the "th" up but it was the SAME size, not smaller.

His "expert" was a handwriting expert.

He doesn't get it --the burden of proof is on him to PROVE that those documents are authentic not for others to PROVE they are not.

20 Thom  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:57:55pm

Charles -

You should scan the printed version of your Word document and use that. As it is, the th really jumps out.

21 Max Power  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 2:59:09pm

keep writing cbs "news"

but also contact and complain/suggest/whine/coerce/badger other MSM outlets such as:

comments@foxnews.com

NBC

CNN

ABC

Don't let the MSM bury this!
do your part and e-mail all of these news outlets now!

22 thinkingmom  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:01:07pm

#18 Horace Jeffery Hodges

What's astonishing is that the real insights don't get swamped by distorted information but reinforced by good data.

The blogosphere gives me hope that all is not lost for civilization. Sorry, lefties: there is such a thing as truth, and the truth will keep us free!

23 Thom  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:01:48pm

In the animated gif, I mean ...

24 Charles  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:01:50pm

Thom: I was going to do that today, but ran out of black ink, and the copies I managed to print were not good enough quality. I'll get some ink soon and run that test, but even from looking at the smeary copies I can see that the superscript will match perfectly -- as will the rest of the page.

25 Brian Tiemann  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:02:03pm

I'm not sure whether this helps prove or disprove anything, but I thought I should do the following to add to the record:

TextEdit with proper wrap and superscript

TextEdit's auto-wrapping depends on the window size; as you resize the window, the wrap changes. It's pretty easy to resize the window so the wrap matches the CBS memo.

I also resized the "th" superscript so the inter-line spacing is consistent throughout the memo.

Next exercise: the overlay. :)

26 Free Speech Is Only For über-Libs  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:02:20pm
27 Dar ul Harbarian  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:02:47pm
28 LSD  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:03:31pm

Dan Blather now relies on John Q. Public not having a long-term memory, and will soon forget about this "ugliness" from the great-unwashed blogworld.

Sorry Dan, the Internet never forgets...

29 levi from queens  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:04:20pm

Thank you Cato the elder-- extravagant use of bandwidth that it was-- that was well worth reading.

And we are proud of a "peaceful revolution" in which not so much as a state-owned coffee machine was damaged. Why don't we recommend the same path to the terrorists? Why do we impute honorable motives to them? Why do we show understanding for mass murderers who know no mercy because they act on instructions from God? Why don't we go to them and make them a fair offer: "Dear people, if you absolutely must kill yourselves, then do it. We won't stand in your way. But do it at home. All the best and every success."
30 schaffman  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:04:40pm

The FOX "All Stars" tonight seemed just as clueless about how computer programs produce text vs. typewriters as was Dan Rather (in obfuscating the issue?) on the CBS News tonight.

I work in document processing and don't know a fraction of what Charles knows about this issue, but anyone who's read "The Mac Is Not a Typewriter" by Robin Williams clearly understands Charles' argument. The average American, I fear, doesn't.

31 johnCV  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:05:29pm

Yeah, but I watched Dan Rather tonight and he said the documents were real. No, it's true, he really meant it. He was really serious about it. And he's on TV. Isn't that proof?


/msm flak

32 Havoc  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:06:06pm

Vast Right Wing Conspirators Unite !

Put needy lawyers to work !

Get one of your lawyerly relatives to

-- post a 501c(3) template for a Charitable foundation to accept donations

-- for legal work for suing Dan Rather, his producers, CBS news, CBS, Inc., and Parent Company Viacom

-- to develop a class action

-- for Fraud, wire Fraud, forgery, aiding and abetting, conspiracy to committ Fraud, and if W. would sign on to it Slander in multiple counts

-- next up... Terry McAuliffe and staffers for violations of Fair Elections laws concerning Fraud, wire Fraud, forgery, aiding and abetting, conspiracy to committ Fraud, and if W. would sign on to it Slander in multiple counts

33 lindsayg  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:06:09pm

OT:

I thought this looked good:

Frontline
PBS 11 Sep 10 08:00pm Add to My Calendar
Series/Documentary, 60 Mins.
"Sacred Ground", Episode #2216.
Architect Daniel Libeskind plans to build the Freedom Tower at Ground Zero.

It's on now.

34 Charles  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:07:04pm

That is closer, Brian -- the margins are right and the word wrap is the same, but I can see big differences in the spacing just from eyeballing the two images.

35 ddd  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:07:34pm

17 locutus
The Canuck who plays Rab. It was just on history channel yesterday in Canukistan but the legal advisor on the show must have reviewed the script.

36 Frank IBC  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:07:56pm

Re-posted from the previous thread - I apologize for the shouting at the end, and if this duplicates anything anyone else has already posted...

I can remember "centering" on my Smith-Corona typewriter - I would come to a complete stop, grab a separate piece of paper, and a pencil, write out the words I wanted to center, and manually count the characters. Then I would move the carriage to the center position, and backspace by the number of characters, divided by two.

Note that lines with an EVEN number of characters would be centered differently than those with an ODD number of characters.

Also note that if PROPORTIONAL spacing had actually existed on such a typewriter, ACCURATE CENTERING BY USING THIS METHOD WOULD BE FLAT-OUT IMPOSSIBLE.

37 ted  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:08:02pm

18-Exactly...This is a pivotal point in history: IMHO, it signals the death knell for the MSM...No longer will they be able to perpetrate their disgusting lies...

38 Charles  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:09:11pm

Also, Brian -- my page was created with View->Wrap to Page.

39 Frank IBC  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:09:36pm

Some have considered the possibility that the document was professionally printed...but...

WHY ON EARTH WOULD ANYONE SEND A PERSONAL, HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL, MEMO TO A PRINTER???

Sorry, I'm shouting again. :(

/meds

40 Max Power  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:09:56pm

I love the new animated giff, Charles. Seriously, If Rather somehow gets away with this I will be so J'Fn Pissed!

41 tyrannical  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:10:19pm

This website claims "the wingnuts are wrong"

[Link: www.dailykos.com...]

Anyone want to debunk their claims one by one?

42 Gabba Gabba Hey  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:10:23pm

Have to quote Stiv Bators on this one: "Open your eyes see the lies right in front of ya."

43 Frank IBC  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:11:28pm

Heh! The Pulsating GIF (the third image) makes me think of the migraine that Dan Rather and the Democrats must have now.

44 Ed Jordan  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:12:55pm

This demonstration using the Mac and PC is great, because it defeats the arugment I've heard: "Well of course the font would be designed to match itself."

45 Brian Tiemann  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:13:07pm

Right... there's clearly a major difference in line spacing between my version and the CBS version.

What's weirder, though, is that there's some wander in the line spacing between my TextEdit version and your TextEdit version. :) Mine's in 12-point, but it seems there's like one extra pixel of height to each line in mine than in yours, leading to a significantly longer block of text; what's more, your text seems to be bolder.

If I set mine to 11-point, it becomes way smaller, too small to be admissible.

46 Thom  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:13:33pm

#24 Charles

Oh yeah, I printed your version and the match is perfect. I could scan a good quality image if that'd help.

47 JohnAnnArbor  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:16:00pm

#43--

I said it on another thread: Rational Democrats must be frantic. They KNOW this is forgery and will help Bush. CBS could have stopped it, but one egomaniac just gave the story new legs, which raised the stakes not just for CBS, but for the Kerry campaign. And they will lose that stake. It's out of political control. Dan the Newsman may very well deliver thousands of votes to Bush with his stubborn, self-centered need to never be wrong.

48 Miggie  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:16:50pm

#18 Horace Jeffery Hodges

Great point

The blogosphere is demonstrating its power over old media through its dynamism and flexibility.

In the old days, if you saw something wrong ... like you were at the event and knew a newspaper or newscast reported it wrong, all you could do would be to write a letter to the editor. They could publish it or not, however they felt like. It is a very different story now as Rather just found out.

One thing that remains the same is what is to be done if you have done something wrong. First, you disclose everything, including the fact that they betrayed the trust the audience had the right to expect. It would also include all the links and details of where they got the documents and specifically why they did not examine them closely as they should have.

Next you apologize and ask for forgiveness and another chance OR stop doing any political coverage in the future. Obviously, they can't be trusted.

Last, you make restitution. That is you do what you must to make the injured party whole. In this case, the injured party is the President . Rather and the station should give him at least as much time favorable to him as the time they spent trying to discredit him. They could run the Swift Boat ads, recant all the false charges about his reserve service and tell the truth about his honorable service

49 quark2  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:17:27pm

@9 Cato the Elder

Thanx for that translation. Very chilling. About the only thing the sane can do is find some remote spot and watch the lemmings commit suicide then.
There has been an increase in the lunar madness that is affecting great masses of the great unwashed.
This on top of the article that I just read linked by Norwegian Kafir about Malmo Sweden.
The swedes are in big time trouble.

50 Renna  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:18:11pm

These 70s era machines with proportional and superscript abilities, they were available together and in Times New Roman 12?

I hate to use absense of evidence as evidence, but don't you think 1000s of Kerry supporters have been trying to duplicate these memos with just such a machine for the past 24 hours at least. If it could be done, I'm beginning to think we would have seen something by now.

51 Frank IBC  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:19:52pm

Renna -

The proverbial "monkeys and typewriters". Heh! :)

52 Brian Tiemann  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:19:57pm

Then again, Charles—this is just a screenshot of the app, not a printout from TextEdit. :) I'm not clear on whether yours is a scan of a printout, or a screen capture like mine. I guess there'd be some extra fuzziness added to the letters if it were a printout/scan, not to mention some line-spacing inexactness (even with the antialiasing engine, they still need to make on-screen WYSIWYG text line up on a pixel baseline, or else underlines come out really wonky).

53 Charles  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:20:08pm

Thom: sure, send me a scan if you would...

54 freedomsound  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:20:34pm

Was just watching FNC and some former(?) CBS Exec named Jonathan Klein belittled boggers and implied the public shouldn’t believe "...some guy sitting at his computer at home in his pajamas" or words to that effect. Thanks to Stephen Hayes of The Weekly Standard for correcting him. My memory is too poor to due Stephen justice, but he handled Klein quite well.

55 Charles  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:22:09pm

brian: mine's a screenshot.

56 McBain  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:22:35pm
anyone who's read "The Mac Is Not a Typewriter" by Robin Williams clearly understands Charles' argument

For you PC-using heathen out there- No, it's a different Robin Williams. Not Mork.

57 LSD  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:23:30pm

Charles,

Daily Kos has fired up the reactor...

58 Buckaroo  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:23:44pm

# 56 M

Good -- 'cause he's a LLL ...
:-)

59 Right Wing Conspirator  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:24:16pm

You know what I can't wait for:


"Daddy, where were you when the 'Kierney Memo' scandal broke."

ps - must remember to read Charles' comments - I thought this Miller Lite had an extra kick or something - oh, it is supposed to be animated :-)

60 JohnAnnArbor  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:24:18pm

#56--

Speaking of authors who use Macs: I wonder what David Pogue's take on this is? He'd know enough to have an intelligent opinion--and is probably wise enough to keep it to himself, because he writes for NYTimes Circuits.

61 Dar ul Harbarian  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:24:50pm

Excellent insights on CBS's strategy from The Belmont Club

Someone give that guy a hug!

62 Thom  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:27:23pm

Charles - On the way ...

63 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:27:26pm
64 PaulB  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:28:08pm

Hmmm what do you know Apple's program kerns the same font differently, whodatunk, oh that's right anybody that's ever had to fix a clients business card or reproduce a printed page exactly on screen from scratch. Unless you're typing in the same program the original text was set in, you are in for a very long time in photoshop matching the proportions of kerning and tracking. Each program reads the "hints" in the letters differently.

65 Renna  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:31:00pm

The problem is that the details proving forgery take a few seconds to explain. People are hearing "may be forgeries" and they are thinking that some gray bearded expert is coming to some subjective conclusion "in his professional opinion." And many of course are just hearing "no proportional machines" and "oh yes there were."

66 Buckaroo  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:31:45pm

# 41 tyr

See, the problem is they "debunk" 5 claims that have been put forth at various times over the past 2 days. There are several, more damning ones they don't touch. Charles, Hugh, Powerline, somebody needs to put up the "irrefutable" evidence in summary form somewhere -- the kerning, the centering, and whatever else ...


{Fer cryin' out loud now I've visited Atrios, kos, and DU in the same frickin' day! My eyes!!!}

67 Monty  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:32:00pm

Check out Hugh Hewitt's site. He's got a couple of e-mails from a Comp Sci professor at Rice University that explains why even the famed IBM Executive could not have produced the document in question.

Another brick in the wall.

68 ted  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:32:15pm

Can the learned attorneys on LGF comment on the possibility of the possibility of slander,libel,conspiracy, obstruction of justice etc for Rather CBS, etc ???

69 Tziporah  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:33:34pm

#50 Renna

Oh my gosh, what an idea! Of course! There have to be enough Selectrics around for someone to have produced a document by now. LOL!


Charles, thank you for taking all this time and trouble to find the truth of the Forgery Fiasco.

Thirty years ago I majored in Journalism out of admiration for Murrow. Seeing what has happened to CBS breaks my heart. Of course, it really isn't CBS. That died when Viacom took it over. All they kept was the brand name because it had status. Or used to anyway.

And hello to grayp, nice to hear from you! I'll show better manners and will answer your email soon (instead of several days later).

70 ehsiao  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:33:42pm

I'm inclined to believe these memos were forgeries, and the animated GIF of Charles' vs original is impressive, but the serifs on the original are different from the MS Word version... what's the reason for that? It can't be Times new Roman, with that big a difference on the edges, can it?

71 Free Speech Is Only For über-Libs  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:34:45pm

Just thought of something: The use of the phrase "sugarcoat" does not seem like something that was professional military jargon let alone a phrase commonly used in that era (early 70's).

Anyone have thoughts?

72 JohnAnnArbor  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:35:33pm

#70--

No, it's the forgers running it through dirty copy machines and faxes multiple times to blur it and make it look "old."

73 Tziporah  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:35:49pm

Is this the drinking thread yet?

It should be. Celebration time!

74 reaganite  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:36:20pm

OT:
I haven't read anything yet but I saw 111,651 hits today! WTF? I go away for 2 days and all hell breaks loose!

75 efuseakay  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:37:47pm

Can someone do a MS Word comparison with this document that is known to be legit? This document was typed up only a few weeks after the ones CBS has.

[Link: www.powerlineblog.com...]

76 RightIsRight  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:38:55pm

#74 reaganite

Charles was giving away coupons for free beer.

Just ended about 20 minutes ago.

77 ehsiao  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:39:02pm

#72:

If that were the case, we'd see a general smearing... But there appears to be some well-defined serif differences. Such as the B in Bush. Although I guess it is possible that the relative smear in a serif would be more than the relative smear in the body of a letter, which makes it more noticeable, even if the absolute smear is the same.

78 Tziporah  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:39:22pm

#74 reaganite

When you first signed up with the Air Force, what kind of typewriter did you use?

79 Katt  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:39:25pm
80 Canuckistan  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:39:31pm

Hey, Little Green Skeptics!

I've figured out there IS a way that that document could have been produced in the seventies. You ever hear of "troff?" That was a UNIX typesetting program invented in 1973. To cut to the chase, here's a superposition of the 60 Minutes doc and the doc produced by troff (groff actually, which is the gnu version of troff):

[Link: members.shaw.ca...]

Here's the source file I used to generate the document:
[Link: members.shaw.ca...]

As you can see, I definitely didn't have to jump through hoops to make the two documents line up identically. They just sort of appeared that way (actually, I had to rotate the doc a tiny bit to align things).

Here's the shell script to generate the postscript file. Just run it at the command prompt:
[Link: members.shaw.ca...]

Like I mentioned in an earlier thread, Killian probably didn't generate the memo in 1973. A possible scenario is that he had many handwritten and typewritten files, he wanted to organize them, so he got someone to go through his files and transcribe them for indexability and neatness.

Since it's clearly possible that troff could have been used , and troff has been around since the early 70's, then there's no need to invoke time-travel arguments to explain these docs.

81 Iron Fist[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:39:38pm
82 quark2  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:39:56pm

I just posted this on an older thread by mistake.

[Link: belmontclub.blogspot.com...]


Dan Rather's defense (courtesy of Glenn Reynolds) of his 60 Minutes accusations against the Bush National Guard record, coupled with this CBS Press Release (hat tip: Roger Simon) may indicate the direction in which story is developing. When caught in an ambush the first two rules are to exit the kill zone and lay down a curtain of return fire so you can make your getaway.

Charles, the blogosphere may be in for an allnighter.

83 reaganite  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:40:25pm

#76 RightIsRight

Just ended about 20 minutes ago.

But, but, I just got home from the airport! I demand a recount!

84 PDM  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:40:27pm

Nice job Charles.

I found LGF linked here:
[Link: news.zdnet.com...]
after following a Drudge link.

85 reaganite  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:41:32pm

#78 Tziporah

When you first signed up with the Air Force, what kind of typewriter did you use?

An electric with all the little arms, why?

86 McKie of BuSab  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:42:55pm

Piers Morgan has come forward to authenticate these memos.

87 deadman  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:42:56pm

#50 renna

I hate to use absense of evidence as evidence, but don't you think 1000s of Kerry supporters have been trying to duplicate these memos with just such a machine for the past 24 hours at least.

I don't think there are thousands of Kerry supporters!

Try the overlay experiment with Times New Roman 12pt on WordPad the freebie word processor that comes with Windows. No superscript so only compare the first three lines. Yup, the kerning does not match that of Word using the same Windows True Type font

88 Tziporah  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:43:33pm

#85 reaganite

Did your typewriter have the th on it?

89 Buckaroo  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:43:38pm

# 81 I.F.

It's OK -- I just visited Belmont club as an antidote ..
:-)

90 JohnAnnArbor  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:45:07pm

#85--

Duuude. We've been talking about nothing but typewriters, printing, fonts and stuff for two days.

91 Buckaroo  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:45:18pm

# 73 T

To the family of Lt. Col. Killian, for bravely standing up for his name and honor

Salud!!!

92 adie  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:45:26pm

71 FSIOFUL - I don't have a subscription to the OED (Oxford English Dictionary), which would be the best source to tell us the origins of "sugarcoat." I did find a free etymology site here:

etymonline.com

It states:

Sugar coat (v.) "make more palatable" is from 1870.

I'll keep looking for other sources.

93 freedomsound  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:45:30pm

#77 ehsiao

The Smear Factor™

94 reaganite  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:46:20pm

#88 Tziporah

Did your typewriter have the th on it?

Honestly, I don't remember, it was 23 years ago. On the other hand, I remember when we went to computers in the late '80s. I remember also around 10 years ago seeing the superscript show up in windows.

95 Buckaroo  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:47:24pm

# 67 M

See -- here is a typograhpist (or whatever) who lays out a bulletproof case for forgery -- FOX or somebody needs to have him on twice a day for a week!

96 reaganite  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:47:33pm

#90 JohnAnnArbor

Duuude. We've been talking about nothing but typewriters, printing, fonts and stuff for two days.

I've been gone for the last 2 days, huh?

97 Dr. Sanity  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:47:51pm

Another aspect of CBS's strategy is just to get through today. Tomorrow is the anniversary of 9/11 and it is unlikely that anything else will be big news. If they can get through the weekend, the furor will have died down. Look how well Kerry's strategy has worked--here we are now focused on Bush's TANG service when we thought we'd be focused on Kerry's responses to Cambodia; the magic hat; the self-inflicted wound; the purple hearts and silver/bronze star. All that has gone away... The refocusing strategy has already worked for the Democrats and unless 1) the new Bush documents are certified and accepted as forgeries by the media despite CBS's position and the story is kept alive; or 2)the questions that Kerry has refused to answer keep getting asked and the records he refuses to release come to the fore; then I think it is too early to celebrate.

98 Right Wing Conspirator  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:48:24pm

#83 reaganite

Don't worry. Evolutions Eve had an extra coupon. Here ya go ;-)

99 Asher Abrams  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:49:32pm

71/FSIOFUeL:

OED, 2nd ed. (1989-91):

sugar-coat, v., to coat with sugar; fig., to make palatable

1910 J. J. Reeve in The Fundamentals: The little truth in it served to sugar-coat and give plausibility to some deadly errors that lurked within.
(vol. 17, p. 137)

100 reaganite  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:49:57pm

#98 Right Wing Conspirator

Evolutions Eve had an extra coupon. Here ya go ;-)

I knew that wench was good for something!

101 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:50:12pm

Charles, please check your email and shoot me a reply.

102 Thom  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:50:56pm

#80 Canuckistan

Alrighty then! We've gone from exotic typewriters that cost as much as a car, to Unix programs that probably no one outside the programming community has heard of?

Oh, the humanity.

Or are you making the funny joke?

You have heard that Killian's wife and son say that he just wasn't the note-making type, haven't you?

103 levi from queens  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:51:05pm

68 ted -- Speaking as a rather stupid lawyer: Other than on GWB, the libel is on a dead man-- and the oldest rule of law is

you cannot libel the dead

GWB has more important things to do than file suits against CBS -- so best of all -- the final denouement will be in the court of public opinion as informed by the blogosphere and not the courts of law or the courts of network "news."

You may now have one medium-large drink!

104 deadman  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:53:07pm

#80 Canuckistan

Troff generates commands for a typesetter. Without a typesetter you've got nothing. Feed the same commands into the same typesetter and get the same output. What Postscript renderer did you use? The presumption is that Killian had a typewriter, not a computerized phototypesetter in his office.

If he retyped them from older notes, why did he sign them like they were real. Military officers are pretty cautious when it comes to making career ending confessions on paper.

105 LanceKates  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:53:47pm

Personally, I'm waiting for CBS to say that the 'source' was actually a Right Wing Fanatic who was trying to sully the Loving Liberal Left ... maybe even say that President Bush backed it.

Or they'll admit that they were wrong, and that they jumped on something that would make President Bush look bad because in their biased little newsroom, they're anything but objective.

Wait. this is CBS. Scratch the second idea.


In case you don't know who I am, You don't. This is my 1st blog post ever! Yay for me!

106 Globular Cluster  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:53:47pm
{Fer cryin' out loud now I've visited Atrios, kos, and DU in the same frickin' day! My eyes!!!}

Gotta watch it when you visit those sites -- you could get burned by depleted uranium. ;->

107 Luigi  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:54:21pm

Serves Rather right for having the arrogance to take a side in the presidential election. Anyone can see whose side he is on, and that is disgraceful. He calls himself a professional journalist? He belongs at a college newspaper. And he is incompetent and dishonest to not even question the authenticity. Who cares if the signature matches? Anyone with a computer can do that. Bring this guy down. He deserves it, and so does America and the world.

108 Midwest Pundit  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:55:09pm

Wanted: 1 Texas Typewriter

-must be of 1972 vintage
-must use New Times Roman font
-must superscript
-must have ability for kerning
-must produce documents that resemble 2000 Office Word documents

If found please contact:

Dan Rather
CBS News

109 Canuckistan  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:55:13pm

102 Thom

are you making the funny joke?

Hey, people are basically saying that that document was IMPOSSIBLE in the early 70's. I'm saying that it WAS possible, and I show how it could have been done too.

110 Splatt3r9unk  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:55:44pm

Did Dan Rather loose his voice from arguing the facts or SCREAMING about partisan bastards ruining his career?

F U DEMO DAN.. You are through!

Almost Having Sympathy.. Almost..

Splatter

111 Buckaroo  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:55:48pm

# 105 L

Welcome! good post!

112 Right Wing Conspirator  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:55:55pm

#91 Buckaroo

And to Charles and all the other blogs that brought this to light and now have the LLL that much more closer to a total meltdown -

Getränk
bebida
boisson
bevanda
饮料
ποτό
飲み物
питье
음료

113 Mr Pol  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:56:02pm

#80 Idiot

How many jet pilots who could not type knew how to use troff in 1973 and had a Unix system at home for their personal memos?

114 deadman  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:56:24pm

from History of troff

Troff was originally written by the late Joe Ossanna in about 1973, in assembly language for the PDP-11, to drive the Graphic Systems CAT typesetter. It was rewritten in C around 1975, and underwent slow but steady evolution until Ossanna's death late in 1977.


Killian must of had an really advanced beta in MAY

115 Buckaroo  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:56:25pm

# 106 G C

I'll just blame the Zionists ...
:-(

116 ted  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:56:41pm

103...gotcha...May i have a large one ???

117 schaffman  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:57:28pm

#58 and #56,

I'm on you side, but you guy are wrong. Robin Willams is a woman (though eccentric) who's written about computers and word processing for years. She also has a book called the "PC is Not a Typewriter."

She is not the weiner male actor from "Mork and Mindy."

I urge anyone looking for an easy-to-read primer on document processing (especially clueless "mainstream" journalists trying to interpret this argument) to read her books.

Please somebody here support me.

118 Smug Monkey  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:57:32pm

I just cracked open a bottle of Belvedere... a suitable replacement from our true allies the Poles, over Gray Goose, which comes from the egg-sucking *spit*french*spit*

I may have to post a drunken rant on my blog later.

Again, great work Charles... can I have your autograph?

119 zulubaby  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:58:07pm

Did men even do their own typing in 1973?

120 Mr Pol  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:58:14pm

#108 Midwest Pundit

Must also have telepathic imput mode for officers who did not type.

121 Partisan  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:59:07pm

#80 Canuckistan

"A possible scenario is that he had many handwritten and typewritten files, he wanted to organize them, so he got someone to go through his files and transcribe them for indexability and neatness."

So he hired a college kid to do this on a Unix system some time between 73 and 84?

And then he printed these memos on what exactly?

And then he signed them and stored them where before he died in 1984?

Since his surviving family says he didn't keep any 'memos' at home.

More likely Microsoft uses the same 'typesetting' technology as groff/troff when they wrote or bought Word.

122 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:59:21pm
123 Iron Fist[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:59:28pm
124 Free Speech Is Only For über-Libs  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:59:30pm

Charles,

Hugh Hewitt is linking this gem:

[Link: defeatjohnjohn.com...]


I'm not hat-tip surfing, but please post this! it's great.

125 Buckaroo  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 3:59:46pm

# 119 zb

Well, I'm sure J Forbes K did the VVAW meeting minutes ...
:-)
:-)

126 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:00:09pm
127 deadman  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:01:00pm

Canuckistan, what system did you use to render the troff output?

128 Globular Cluster  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:01:14pm

Posted at Hugh Hewitt:

[Link: hughhewitt.com...]

Hi Hugh,

I am a Professor of Computer Science at Rice University who has followed the evolution of word processing technology over the past 30 years. A cursory glance at the "Killian documents" shows that they are forgeries, the product of a modern word processing system. Even the most powerful word processing systems available in the early 70's were not designed to produce propotionally spaced documents. Moreover, no mechanical typewriter, even with variable letter widths like the IBM Executive typewriter, could produce precise propotional spacing comparable to a modern word processor. Precise proportional type-setting is a very demanding computational problem. Since modern PC's are more powerful than supercomputers from the 70's, we take this form of computation for granted.

Let me take a moment to recount the state-of-the-art in
word-processing in the 1970's. I used a state-of-the-art word processing system to write my undergraduate thesis at Harvard in the spring of 1971. I was one of a handful of Harvard students who were given access to a PDP-10 time-sharing system to conduct my thesis research. I used the same machine to prepare my thesis using a word processing program called "runoff". The output device for "runoff" on the Harvard PDP-10 was a flexowriter, a typewriter-like device driven by punched paper tape. I had to write in the superscripts and subscripts by hand because the flexowriter could not perform fractional line spacing much less proportional font spacing. The runoff program did not support any output devices with proportional spacing. Neither did any other word processing of that era to my knowledge. In the late 1970's, researchers at Bell Laboratories developed a new version of runoff, called troff, to support proportional typesetting on a photo-typesetter; troff is still available today on standard Unix distributions.

So in 1971, even the most powerful available computer systems were not equipped to produce documents like the Killian documents. In Fall 1971, I entered graduate school in Computer Science at Stanford. I soon gravitated to the Artificial Intelligence Laboratory, which had the most powerful time-sharing system (a PDP-10) on campus. In either 1972 or 1973, Xerox gave the Stanford Artificial Intelligence Laboratory a prototype xerographic printer called a "Xerox Graphics Printer (XGP)". Two similar prototypes were given to the MIT Computer Science Department and the Carnegie-Mellon Computer Science Department. The programming staff at the Stanford AI Laboratory was thrilled with the gift because it was the first opportunity that computer science research community had to develop software to support printer quality type-setting. The three computer Science Departments cooperated in developing the word processing programs to support the XGP. I wrote my first published research paper and my doctoral disseration using the XGP in Spring 1976. It would take another decade before comparable word processing systems were available to most computer science researchers on minicomputers running Unix. It
would take nearly another decade before they were widely used on personal computers.

Sincerely,

Robert "Corky" Cartwright
Professor of Computer Science
Rice University"

129 JohnAnnArbor  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:01:22pm

#120--

Nahhh, it just used voice recognition. Didn't you have a voice recognition typewriter in the '70s? Didn't everyone?

130 levi from queens  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:01:33pm

116 ted-- you may even super-size it.

131 Mr Pol  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:01:35pm

#119 zulubaby

Did men even do their own typing in 1973?

Real men still don't - that's what secretaries are for :-)

132 Right Wing Conspirator  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:01:57pm

#100 reaganite

I knew that wench was good for something!


That's about the only thing :-)

#109 Canuckistan

You may be on to something. I know CBS was running this photo of Killian typing his personal memos as proof that they are authentic.

133 Californican  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:02:40pm

Awww, Blather is a little hoarse!

134 reaganite  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:03:00pm

#122 American Infidel

they did not type they 'hunted & pecked'...

I do that now, what's your point? :-Þ

135 Artisticulated  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:04:31pm

#105 LanceKates

Welcome to the crazy house! Friday nights are fun and this one should last til next thursday. All the old timers are smarter than me, but they let me hang around anyway.

How'd you find LGF?

136 shiftzz  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:04:58pm

#80 Canuckistan

Unix and troff in the seventies were almost exclusivley limited to Bell Labs and Universities on Dec systems. TANG / 1971? I think not.

137 Right Wing Conspirator  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:05:10pm

#131 Mr Pol

Real men still don't - that's what secretaries are for :-)


LOL

slowly steps away from Mr Pol

138 Thom  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:05:12pm

#109 Canuckistan

The focus has been on typewriters, not computers (in 1973, in a ANG unit)!!

Not catching the relevance here, Bud ...

139 only_truth  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:05:12pm

Canuckistan,

Do you SERIOUSLY believe that someone would go to these extremes (using troff or groff or some unix based something) to make memos??? The dude was in the Texas Air National Guard for crying in the night.

Where are the "bright" reporters?? How about a little investigating???

1) We know the dates of these "documents". Let me see verified documents known to be written by Killian from both before and after these memos. Let's find them. There have to be more. If all of the memos or documents that he signed off on or was known to have written match the ones we have before us now, then I'll tip my hat to you and say I was wrong.

2) There ARE contemporaries who are alive who worked with him. Apparently his secretary / a secretary from that time period is alive. I would think that you could trot her out and have her say that they used some fancy schmancy new fangled typewriter with unusual balls with special fonts and superscript capabilities. Did the TANG have this toff/goff or whatever the hell technology that might have made it possible? Where's the hand receipt for it? Where's the purchase order?

3) Where are the articles in the MSM talking about the interviews that Barnes daughter is giving absolutely destroying his credibility, saying he is making it all up?

4) Where are the timelines that suggest that the memo regarding the physical "ordered" a physical 2 months earlier than it was due? With the implication that he missed it because of drugs. When was drug testing available or more appropriately used in the military?

5) Where are the originals? If they were "private" CYA documents, why the repeated copies? Or copies of copies? Who gave the documents to CBS? Where is the demand for the source? Why won't CBS let people look at their "originals"? Can we do fingerprint analysis of the papers CBS has?

And this doesn't even touch on the technology aspect of it. And there are many more similar questions that need to be answered. Instead, we're going to see the lemming (and literally dumb) reporters ask stupid questions like "what effect will this have on the election"...

140 Splatt3r9unk  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:05:32pm

Dan's irrational diatribe and victim mentality was one of the most embarrassing displays of the liberal illusion ever seen. It was sad...very sad.

141 Californican  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:05:39pm

So CBS news just started here on the left coast. Theyre leading with the hurricane story. So...

"Attacks today on the CBS news"...poor baby.
"partisan political operatives"

LOL!!

142 Canuckistan  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:06:26pm

104 deadman

If he retyped them from older notes, why did he sign them like they were real.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, so I'm not eager to act like a fanatic and deny reality and confabulate amazing improbable scenarios. That being said, consider this fabulous scenario.

- Killian plans to write a memoir someday.
- His notes are in disarray.
- He hires a professional to transcribe the notes.
- Killian proofreads the transcriptions. If they're free of errors, he jots his signature or initials somewhere on the page as confirmation.

143 Thom  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:07:47pm

#132 Right Wing Conspirator

LMAO!!! You solved the case with incontrovertible photographic evidence. Kudos!

144 Iron Fist[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:08:53pm
145 reaganite  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:09:05pm
I'm not a conspiracy theorist

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Deep Breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dude, you kill me! Stop already, I'm trying to eat!

146 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:09:20pm
147 Thom  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:09:29pm

#142 Canuckistan

If that was the case, don't you think his wife and son would have said that?

Or are they just lying Republican shills ... ?

148 Buckaroo  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:09:38pm

# 142

dude, quit digging ...

149 Californican  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:10:18pm

Gawd!!! I'd like to bitch slap Rather back to the 70s!

150 Splatt3r9unk  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:10:27pm

I usally never trust people who use "truth" in their names, but you have good points. Bust his liberal bubble only_truth!

151 only_truth  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:10:58pm

RWC -- LMAO! Great pic!

152 Ratman  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:11:27pm

Perhaps different kinds of sophisticated typewriters at the time that could do this, but would a small office have one?
Yes these machines were sophisticated and produced great quality but..

Where are the ball impact marks around characters?

Where are the ribbon smudges or smears?

Where is the character sliding (caused by the ball impact as it rotates off once the impact occurs causing some letters to be randomly thicker on one side)

Where is the paper stretch between lines? (line spacing becomes less consistant)

Where are the half printed or soft printed characters (caused by old or worn ribbon as it passes around on it's second or third time, paper dust and dirty characters)

Where is the ink build-up on some regularly used letters like vowels that occurs on dirty characters.

The IBM's were great once out of the box and set up right but they needed constant maintenance to be consistently good.

The forgers goofed.
They could have gone out and got a daisy wheel typewriter at office works for $120 and nobody would have picked this up.

153 deadman  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:12:20pm

Canuckistan, I already proposed the "hiring a pro typesetter" theory on another thread as a joke. Doesn't seem quite as likely as some DU type hothead taking advice from Susan Estrich and faking the documents.

Again, what system did you use to render the troff commands? Does Word use a Postscript brand engine to render text. The formula editor output from Word seems awfully familiar to me.

154 Californican  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:12:32pm

I'm waiting with great anticipation to the day that Dan Rather has to come clean with the truth. He better do it soon. My husband tells me I'm getting too "worked up".

155 Canuckistan  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:12:47pm

127 deadman

Canuckistan, what system did you use to render the troff output?

IN have cygwin installed on my PC. It's a free unix/linux emulator that runs within Windows:
[Link: www.cygwin.com...]

156 Belize042  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:12:52pm

New analysis of the documents in question revealed a heretofore unnoticed watermark quote:

"I'm Terry McAuliffe, and I approved of this memo."

No comment from CBS as yet.

157 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:13:38pm

Charles, check your email again!

158 reaganite  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:14:24pm

Hey, I gotta unpack, I'll be back later...

159 Splatt3r9unk  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:15:02pm

I have found the culprit!

PHOTO OF THE FORGER AT THE BOTTOM OF PAGE

160 Tziporah  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:15:10pm

I haven't seen anyone suggest the Selectrics that used a film that attached to the paper when struck by the key. Well, sorta attached. Darn thing flaked off at times!

161 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:15:17pm
162 K.  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:15:22pm

#119

lol zulubaby

163 adie  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:15:37pm

72 JohnAnnArbor, I think they sprinkled salt on a scanner bed to get all the "noise" or tiny dots. Of course, you can add noise in Photoshop even more easily (choose Filter > Noise > Add Noise or one of the other similar commands like "Dust and Scratches", which you can add or subtract).

I've scanned various old documents, including family books, and the noise pattern in itself is very unusual to my eyes. I've had to clean it up before and never ran across an old document that had this regularity and quantity of noise. It's more random and irregular in my experience.

Even a Texas cockroach poop-a-thon wouldn't produce that many regularly spaced "random" dots. Whoever did it was probably laughing while they added all those, thinking it was a cute way to "age" the document. It was stupid.

164 Partisan  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:16:06pm

#127 deadman


I used linux and groff..

$ groff -v
GNU groff version 1.18.1
Copyright (C) 2002 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
GNU groff comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY.
You may redistribute copies of groff and its subprograms
under the terms of the GNU General Public License.
For more information about these matters, see the file named COPYING.

called subprograms:

GNU grops (groff) version 1.18.1
GNU troff (groff) version 1.18.1

which creates

$ file memo-hahaha.ps
memo-hahaha.ps: PostScript document text conforming at level 3.0

used 'display' to view it and the output is similar and that's as far as I went with this useless experiment :-)

165 deadman  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:16:31pm

Canuckistan,

Cygwin, that's what I thought. So your document was rendered through the same path that Word uses. You proved that Windows actually can do something consistent, giving the same instructions. Thats worth something.

166 RightIsRight  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:16:55pm

#142 Canuck

Come over here for a sec.

Look, you seem like a good guy. And I like good guys.

Here's the deal: I have this bridge that spans Manhattan and a very populous other boro. I really need some cash.

I am willing to sell it to you for only $10,000.

167 True German Ally  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:17:01pm

I think it's time to remind the sceptics of Occam's principle, that states that one should not make more assumptions than the minimum needed. Occam's razor helps us to "shave off" those concepts, variables or constructs that are not really needed to explain the phenomenon.

Charles has provided us with the plausible, easy and very simple logic conclusion: The memos were very very probably written with MS Word.

Now, that doesn't exclude that Aliens from Roswell typed the memos, that Killian was a UNIX geek, that Killian's secretary was mad about superscripted TH and made the TANG spend thousands of dollars to produce it on simple memos (but without a letterhead) etc.

We have the easy, plausible solution to a problem. Anyone with a PC and MS Word can reproduce it. Now if CBS goes for the complicated, improbable solution, the onus is on them to prove it.

What Dan Rather believes in or not is terribly irrelevant here.

I suppose he only has photocopies anyway. In that case he'd better come up with other "evidence". Just trust his "unnamed sources"... yeah right.

I remember, when the German STERN published the "Hitler Diaries", they had a "historian", too, who vouched for the "authenticity" and although the forger didn't even get the gothic script of Hitler's initials right (confused A with F on the binder), the editors of the STERN stood by their story, before after a week they had to eat crow.

Dan Rather might hope for 9/11 remembrance and Hurricane Ivan to make his story go away but it wont.

Something good will come out of it. The MSM will finally have to realize that they need to fact check their stuff properly. I didn't know how many experts on typesetting the blogosphere could produce in a few hours. Just amazing!

If the media are the 4th power, the blogosphere just became the 5th.

168 Californican  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:17:06pm

Hubby doesnt understand all the ranting and raving I'm doing over this. The kids are hiding too...He says it's not good for my health!

Can I sue Dan Rather for emotional distress?

169 Free Speech Is Only For über-Libs  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:17:30pm

#109 Canuckistan

Actually, you are 100% wrong:

"Two people so far have attempted to claim the prize on the basis that the IBM Selectric Composer was a proportionally-spaced font typewriter available at that time (though not yet in wide use). In fact, even CBS News is apparently going on the air tonight with "evidence" that this model and several other typewriters of the day could even do super- or sub-script characters.

Yet the IBM Selectric Composer's own manual makes superscripting of the type seen in the CBS forgeries impossible. This section is taken from page 51 of the manual (page 56 of the .pdf):
As you can see, the super- and sub-scripting available to these typewriters only involved the raising or lowering of letters; it obviously couldn't make them any smaller, since the wheel was fixed-point.
To repeat: a typewriter could only raise or lower letters -- it couldn't make them smaller or larger because the wheel used fixed-size characters. The CBS forgeries contain Microsoft-style mini-font superscripts, which could not be done even on a typewriter with superscripting ability.

The only way a fixed-type machine could have made the Microsoftian-style superscripts is if there was a special key for "st" or "th" -- and, according to the IBM manual's page 167 (page 172 of the .pdf), there were no such special character unit values.

For CBS to say "but typewriters in the day could do superscripts" ignores the whole point of why the superscripting in the forged documents are so persuasive -- the letters on a fixed-size metal wheel can't just get smaller or larger. They must know this, and therefore their continued attempts to deceive the American public are even more sickening."

Go here to see proof:

[Link: defeatjohnjohn.com...]

170 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:17:49pm

#132 RWC

OMG! ROFLMAO!

Time to run to the store, to get frozen strawberries and limeade, so the wife can make us some frozen margaritas.

Gotta get in the FNDT mood, ya know.

171 reaganite  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:18:01pm

Wait, one more thing. The date group:

18 August 1973

As most of you know, I've been military for half my life. Prior to auto complete in Windows, the military standard was 18 Aug 73. Many of us old timers still type it the same way. The full date didn't show on military memos until Y2K...

172 Captain Nemo  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:18:10pm

Some thoughts.
I have a Mac and a PC -- I typed out the text of the CYA memo on my Mac in MSWord6 for Mac. (I know, I know, I'm a Luddite. But I learned all the key codes, and they’re different in later versions, so I stick with it.) I reverted this document to the default margins & font, and it looked just like Charles’. I didn’t superimpose printouts, but I will. The only thing that wasn’t identical was the same thing Charles noticed about whether the superscript “th” went above the line or not. And as Charles noted, it has to do with whether it’s on screen or on paper. But -- here’s something else to chew on. I seem to recall that there are some “style” settings where superscripts are governed by certain rules, and these can be reset and become part of the default document template -- a variation in the font of the superscript and a certain setting of the line spacing. I was able to choose a combination of these two that yielded the superscript “th” that stuck up above the line without causing that entire line to be spaced differently than the other lines. Just something to be aware of -- I’m just being totally academic here.

Also, just for the sake of being academic, I’ve been trying hard to think of ANY possible way that any of this could be legit and not a forgery, but honestly, it’s overwhelming. There are so many different, separate problems with the documents. Charles’s demonstration is the most solid and convincing of all -- but the others are solid too, like the incorrect military terminology and the lack of a secretary’s initials. Plus, I just can’t believe any officer would type something so neatly. And the fact that the family disputes it ought to be the nail in the coffin. I watched the video of Dan Rather’s defense tonight -- how could he not address the objections of the widow & the son? The family SAYS the man could not type!

I am so TIRED, TIRED, TIRED of lies against Bush -- the lies about the election (I voted for Gore and was bitter about the outcome, but I’ve always said the fault lay not with Bush but with our Constitution), the lies about Niger, the lies about so many things. And now here comes Kitty Kelly. “I question the timing”. Can I say that? Can someone on our side say that? I’ve been very concerned for some time that Bush might lose -- and I’d like to give Kerry the benefit of the doubt and think he’d rise to the occasion as commander in chief, but I just can’t, because he’s made it too clear. But I’ve been afraid that Bush would lose and that we would lose all momentum against the enemy. (Which is what I think Cheney meant, and I agree.) Now I’m seeing the left just crack up -- and most of the Dems have hitched themselves to the weirdo left -- Michael Moore, the violent peaceniks, the postmodernists, and now Kitty Kelly and Dan Rather -- for the first time, I’m feeling confident that Bush is going to win and win a big mandate. He certainly has my mandate. He’s had it for three years tomorrow.

173 Havoc  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:18:13pm

#67 M,
#95 B,
and # 97 Dr. Sanity

All the "dueling experts" vs. lame Dan Rather assertions mean nothing but --

how long will this last in the MSM news cycle.

Dr. Sanity is correct that the DNC AND Liberial Biased Media Bubble residents, cycnically believe --

"you can fool some of the people all of the time" e.g. everyone you went to school with who were "C" average or below. That's half the population.


(and not the people who visit the blogosphere much)

The DNC and Liberal MSM consider those people suckers to be managed through spin, framing of the question, ad hominem attacks, lying and now ("Like who cares man, it's for our guy") Document Fraud

So let's hope, pray and see how long it lasts. If it lasts half as long as Abu Graib, Kerry is Toast.

The Good news today -- Bush 51% -- Kerry 46%

And this election is going to get dirtier and dirtier, just wait, this is ONLY round one, after the Convention.

Ding Ding, tough fought round with warnings for punching below the belt, but round goes to Bush, 51% -- 46%.

7 more weeks.

Electoral-vote.com -- What REALLY matters

174 only_truth  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:18:19pm

Seriously, some REAL investigative journalism needs to be done.

Someone needs to dig up Killian signed documents from before and after the dates (or in some cases in between) on the memos. Let's compare them. The rest of this "there was the technology to make these kind of documents back in 1973" crap is irrelevant. It MIGHT have been at least partially technically possible.

BUT DID IT HAPPEN? Where's the proof? BLather's word that they're real?

SHOW ME THE DOCUMENTS! (the originals and some before and after comparisons)

CBS owes it to the public to disclose the source. Unquestionably.

175 LesLein  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:19:18pm

#126 -- I caught the end of the interview with Gary Killian. He said he gave 60 Minutes some references that could confirm Lt Col Killian's high opinion of Bush. 60 Minutes never talked to them.


Ben Barnes' daughter is on now. It doesn't look good for 60 Minutes.


This link to Byron York indicates that 3 months before the alleged memo, Lt Col Killian concurred that Bush should get a "not observed" evaluation. What kind of sugarcoating creates a "not observed" evaluation?


[Link: www.nationalreview.com...]


BTW, I'm a fairly good typist. I never considered sitting down to type a memo for myself. A hand-written note would do. And I doubt if I (or my estate) would hold onto such a memo for 30 years.

176 Splatt3r9unk  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:20:44pm

posted this before but..Here are few of my suspicions and assumptions..

There proof is to be found on a Hater website.

The culprit(s) of this fraud were internet geeks. My money is on ties with a Bush bash website.

The documents were created right after the GOP convention to counter Kerry's slide in the polls.

It is likely that additional forged, and much harder to detect documents were created by the same culprit(s)

Fakes were circulated on Bush bashing sites prior to the 60 minutes feature.

The culprit(s) will remove proof from sites but the incriminating docs were passed to other like hatin.. minded people.

Kerry had no idea this fraud was being perpetrated. I don't even think advisor's or staff knew. This was a radical liberal splinter group. They embraced it but had no knowledge of the fraud. They are being screwed by their constisiuency.


Splatter

177 Californican  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:21:32pm

I better have a glass of wine. Will anyone join me?

178 American Infidel[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:22:02pm
179 NuclearTinkerbell  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:22:10pm

That's it, Charles. Now you're just showing off with the animation overlay.

I guess I'll throw some change in the tip jar.

:)

180 Canuckistan  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:22:34pm

169 Free Speech is for Uber Libs

You are 100% wrong

No, I'm saying that a UNIX typesetting system could have been used to produce an identical output.

181 Furious J  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:22:58pm

First the left tried to claim that typewriters capable of perfectly emulating contemporary word processing programs not only existed in 1973, but were used by Texas ANG units. Now, they are dreaming up phantom memoirs and transcriptionists. You guys reak of desperation.

Mean while, as Byron York points out, even if CBS or the democrats had had enough respect for our intelligence to procure a 70's era typewriter for their forgeries, the content of the notes still doesn't add up.

182 Free Speech Is Only For über-Libs  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:23:45pm

"Anything is possible".
That's the excuse lefty-shill Rather and garden variety left-wingers are using. Golly. I never realized "anything is possible." I hope Rather's lawyer advises him that "anything is possible."

Anything is possible, and monkeys just flew out of my ass.

The left are devoid of reality and logic and shame.
No respect for facts or truth; just as long as they have a free pass to bash Bush, they will say and do anything.

183 Buckaroo  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:24:22pm

# 177 Cal

Please, be calm, remember that Blather is the one who is sweating ...

To IBM, for making cool typewriters for many years and then making completely computers and software so that "old folks" could tell the difference in memos, but LLL journalists couldn't

Salud!!!

184 Californican  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:25:15pm

I hit the tip jar today, just because I love Charles. He really earned it.

185 Splatt3r9unk  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:26:07pm

Don't say "monkey" .. The libs will go bonkers

186 Canuckistan  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:26:28pm

165 deadman

Cygwin, that's what I thought. So your document was rendered through the same path that Word uses. You proved that Windows actually can do something consistent, giving the same instructions. Thats worth something.

As far as I know, cygwin is a self-contained environment and uses very few Windows facilities.

The argument would be resolved if someone generated the doc on an actual Unix/Linux system and posted screenshots here.

187 adie  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:26:59pm

#94 reaganite, As I remember it, you are right about when Microsoft Word gained the capability to do the auto superscripting. They released a major "new" version of Windows Word in 1994. I think that is when all the "auto formatting" started kicking in.

I remember because they dumped a lot of dollars into that R&D round, and used the opportunity to kill Mac Word 5.1a version, which they replaced with a port of the new Win Word.

188 Havoc  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:27:18pm

#177 Benzinger Glen Ellen Cabernet thank you --

Unless you have a nice Chateau Neauffe de Pap 1957 from when they were still marginally grateful.

189 Californican  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:27:30pm

Thanks Buckaroo!

*Clink*

190 Shhhhh  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:27:37pm

I was in the car but a radio station played CBS's package on the forgeries. It was pathetic by any standards. I heard no interviews with those who are raising the questions, only with Marcel somebody explaining how he looked at the signature and by golly it looked good to him. Gee whiz. I mean, the standard is that the journalist says, "But critics say...(paraphrase viewpoint here)" and then you cut to a clip of the critic.

191 greenmiler  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:27:42pm
I better have a glass of wine. Will anyone join me?

I just switched to wine per your advice...Did you know Dan Rather sucks?

192 Right Wing Conspirator  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:27:57pm

Sorry Charles for posting this so much -

DC LGF meetup on Sunday at 1200 noon. Shoot me an email if interested

193 Thom  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:28:34pm

#186 Canuckistan

You are sooo missing the point ...

194 Californican  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:30:29pm

I couldn't reproduce the same with my microsoft word program. I printed the CBS doc straight from the website but it printed small, it shrunk. Then I printed my "forgery" They didnt match up. I was so distraught.
Why does the CBS doc print small from the Acrobat?

195 teethgrinder  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:30:59pm

So a handwriting expert confirmed that the signature on the photocopied (multiple times) document was the same signature as on a known authentic document.

Assume he is right. So, what can you conclusively say as a result of that assumption:

The signature on the document is a copy of Killian's signature.
(remember, LLL'ers - we started with a photocopy - get it . . . are you with me???)

Can anybody name 3 people that are capable of inserting a digital copy of a known signature into a word document to produce a document that a handwriting expert would certify as having a copy of the same signature as a known signature?

Anyway, as no two original signatures are identical, it would be interesting to maybe start superimposing known Killian signatures onto the signatures of some of the Islamic Terrorist suspected forgeries

196 Shiplord Kirel  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:31:08pm

Unfortunately, this uproar over fonts and the like has tended to obscure a crucial point: Rather and CBS are making the allegation, they have the burden of proof.

They have done nothing to confirm the provenance of these documents except trot out some hand-picked experts who testify to what exactly?
That the signature is authentic?
So what?
It is easy these days to forge a signature.
That the documents could have been produced on a contemporary machine?
That is in dispute, to say the least, and what if it wasn't?
Even if the documents were indisputably typed on a 1973 machine with paper and ink of that period (something CBS is nowhere close to demonstrating), the authenticity of the documents would still not be proven or even strongly supported.

This is entirely about media credibility, which is a form of centralized authority, and it is natural and obvious for authoritarian elements to side with CBS.

We are in the midst of a revolution against an authoritarian regime that has effectively ruled the western world for over 40 years, the institutional media.

Doubt it?

In 1968, Walter Cronkite's credibility was so great that his word alone, handed down in a special called Tet '68, could reverse the outcome of a crucial battle and change the course of a war.
His protege Rather does not have that kind of authority, but authoritarian elements have never been known to relinquish power quietly or usually even peacefully.

197 shiftzz  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:31:35pm

#177 Californican

St Gen. Texas White, not kerned, but porportionately poured every 20 minutes.

Thanks for the invite!

Since some unix speak is occuring on this thread... a free beer awaits the one who can tell me what the keystrokes shift-zz does.

198 Free Speech Is Only For über-Libs  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:31:37pm

I just noticed the memo is throbing. kinky.

199 Ann  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:32:16pm

#181 FuriousJ:
Can you get to the meet-up on Sunday?!

Canuckistan:
You are trying to run with the big dogs. It is best that you stay on the porch.

200 cba  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:32:55pm

OT--well, just a little bit:

As of this posting, today's unique visitors number 83,729(and rising by the minute). Yesterday's stats, because the numbers kept resetting, are not displayed correctly but at 05:27PM PST Charles said "Traffic today is well over 100,000 unique visitors."

About two years ago Charles had posted this:

I think we’ve set an LGF record today, with over 10,000 unique visits according to my statistics application, as of 6:19 pm Pacific.

You've come a long way, baby.

201 Right Wing Conspirator  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:33:07pm

#185 Splatt3r9unk

Don't say "monkey" .. The libs will go bonkers

But it's true, I know it is.

202 Splatt3r9unk  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:33:12pm

REPLY TO 190

You should have seen their eyes darting back and forth while they tried to remember what the lawyers has told them. PATHETIC

203 Ms. Andi  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:33:36pm

Perhaps they used this typewriter.

Good work Charles. I'm picturing Dan Rather at home, sobbing, biting his pillow.

204 papertiger  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:33:45pm

How about someone make a highly inflamitory CBS office memo describing how Dan is planting phony stories to discredit the Nixon Administration. Dates and Details, complete with a computer generated Dan Rather signature!

Then shop it out to Fox or ABC.

Sound like fun?

205 Artisticulated  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:34:52pm

#172 Captain Nemo

Dude! MS Word 6 for the Mac?!?!?!? I wish that you coulda heard Eeeeuwww that errupted from my innermost being. Oh the horror, the horror.

206 Californican  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:35:05pm

#203 Ms. Andi

Oh, that was good!

207 nightintheruts  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:35:38pm

Captain Nemo #172 - thank you for what you said.
I actually voted for Clinton (once) but not for Gore because I live in Tenn and I knew him before he invented the internet.
It's the lies and the propaganda of the demos that have swayed me adamantly to the Repubs. I am repulsed by the word "hate" that drips out of their Peace on Earth fangs now with every breath they draw. I find it hard to support any cause that will physically attack people, no matter how much I believe in that cause. It seems where Clinton may have been leading them to a more moderate view, now it appears that party is all extremists who just want their views to be heard with no unity whatsoever. And this all stems from leadership. The dems at this point have no strong leadership to guide them so they are being torn apart by the cliques within them.
Kerry is no strong leader. Edwards just reminds me of the southern politician Burt Reynolds played in the movie "Striptease".
From what I've read and heard and seen, the Democrats have turned into more of a hate group then a political party. What kind of people would endorse a book that concerns itself with the assassination of the sitting president?
What kind of people would so loudly applaud a carpetbagger whose movie is being distributed by the terrorists to show support for them?
I am amazed and appalled by these people.
I do hope that the mainstream will see enough of this to actually vote and show that America is not like this...

208 K.  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:35:39pm

I read somewhere today -- can't remember where so I apologize to not give attribution -- that one of the angles on this is Rather's timing. CBS had the docs for quite awhile (6 weeks?). They did the story, however, right after the commencement of the 60-day "political ad free" period set out by McCain-Feingold.

Anybody have any thoughts on that? Coincidence or tactic?

209 jake  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:36:29pm

#168 Californican

I'm as worked up as you must be over this, and it's not helping me since I am supposed to be writing some audio playback code for a project I'm working on. My dad is an LLL and was haranguing me the other day about how he was listening to "Texans for Truth" on the radio and how they were questioning Bush's National Guard service and so on. I would love to take a printout of the 1973 and 2004 LGF memos to him to throw in his face, but I'm afraid it will only get me more worked up so I'll wait until tomorrow.

Anyway, I just realized something. Feeling this much anger and hatred towards Dan Rather, Kos, and the other idiots who are pushing this story and cherrypicking the evidence, is a terrible feeling, but one which I rarely experience. Can you imagine what it must be like to be one of the hard-core left-wingers who feels that kind of hatred and malice towards the President, Mr. Cheney, Mr. Ashcroft, Mr. Rumsfeld, etc. all the time?

No wonder they've lost all control of their critical thinking skills (what few they seem to possess) in their rush to discredit President Bush's service 35 years ago. We haven't been hearing much about the Swift Boat Vets in the MSM, but since the book is still #1 at Amazon, a lot of people are out there reading it, and it is far more credible to read a sentiment shared by more than 250 Swift boat veterans than to hear from some no-name author who claims to have written a book with the "straight dope" on Bush.

210 zulubaby  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:36:41pm

American Infidel (#122)

If men were found anywhere near a typewriter, they did not type they 'hunted & pecked'...

I know a couple men who still type like that and it's the perfect description for it. LOL.

Mr Pol (#131)

Real men still don't - that's what secretaries are for :-)

:-P

211 Right Wing Conspirator  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:36:57pm

#203 Ms Andi

LMAO...I wish I would have found that ;-)

212 Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:37:18pm

On topic - The Democrat Party's Watergate - summary of the pertinent news to date, plus commentary in the latter half

213 Semper Infidel  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:37:31pm

#172 Captain Nemo

Thanks. I needed to read that.

About being tired - me, too. Sometimes I feel like I'm losing it with all this stuff.

Must. Not. Give. In. To. Despair.

Tommorrow it will be 3 years. I still can't believe people have to be convinced. My God. If litttle kids being shot in the back doesn't open eyes, I wonder, what will it take?

214 Powderfinger  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:37:36pm

#171 reaganite

Prior to auto complete in Windows, the military standard was 18 Aug 73. Many of us old timers still type it the same way.

No shit. That's a fact, and anyone who's been in knows it.

I'm also caught by the fact that the "Lt. Colonel" is on the line below Killian's name. As nayone who has been in knows, the rank is part of your name, and as such, is place on the same line.

As on the authentic memos, it should be "Jerry Killian, Lt. Col" on one line.

There's no doubt here...unless you're a moonbat, or work for CBS. :-P

215 adie  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:37:39pm

#121 Partisan - At Microsoft in 87, their tech pubs writers did use TROFF to produce documentation. Xenix. My group also used Mac Word with PostScript embedded for a project. I believe they rewrote Win Word in house, not a 3rd party buy. They also did Excel in house, first on mac, next on windows (because it wasn't technically feasable at first on windows). The Word apps did not leverage TROFF in any way that I'm aware of. It's not logical... different computer platforms (everything was different down to the core).

216 Buckaroo  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:37:52pm

# 208 K

Probable tactic -- but who cares? it's nicely backfiring on them and continues to take us closer and closer to 11/2 ...

217 JohnAnnArbor  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:38:13pm

Charles, my mom says that Michael Medved mentioned LGF and you personally on the air today.

218 Splatt3r9unk  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:38:32pm

Congrats on the stats!

BTW.. where is that tip jar? ...Just in case money flies outta my ass instead of monkeys.

219 Gretchen  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:38:33pm

What is the matter with you people, DAN RATHER said they were real for Crissakes, isn't that proof? And besides, why aren't we interested in what these documents reveal? Stop with the overlays prooving they were forgeries. There is an obvious explaination you have all overlooked, Al Gore invented word processors in 1970. DUH!

Man, all you people with IQs above 90 really are difficult to control. The Democrats have been working VERY hard to correct this whole "critical thinking" situation for 25 years through public schools, the NYT and Universities.

Please go watch "Jackass" or "Extreme Makeover" and stop thinking about this.

Just trust Dan. You'll feel much better. Really.

220 Peter Verkooijen  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:40:25pm

#176 Splatt3r9unk, I don't believe they were done by internet geeks. They would never have used MS Word in default settings. The forger was more likely a middle aged guy who sees MS Word as just a kind of electronic type writer. Note that the journalists duped by these forgeries are on the whole middle aged guys as well. You would think they remember what a typewriter looks like, but apparently it's all the same thing to them.

221 shiftzz  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:41:20pm

#219 Gretchen

*LOL*

222 J.D.  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:42:53pm

Whoooweee! That alternating thingy is too weird!

223 Ed Moran: Abu GOMEX aoa 28C  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:43:05pm

OT
The BBC has reporters in Jamaica covering Ivan live. I'm not sure how they are getting their stories out, unless they are in offices with undersea cable connections.

Ivan strengthening again, just below Cat 5 with 150 mph (240 km/hr) winds.

Oh, and Dan Rather cruises highway rest stops.

224 zulubaby  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:43:58pm

I'm still not sure why I should care about what Bush did three decades ago.

225 Belize042  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:44:03pm

Ed Moran,

Oh, and Dan Rather cruises highway rest stops.

Sure, but have you ever been drunk with Dan Rather?

;)

226 Splatt3r9unk  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:44:27pm

Someone like Bob Fertik or Marty Heldt or Bob Rogers?

You have a good point there..

227 Artisticulated  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:45:08pm

#176 Splatt3r9unk

Trying to read all and keep up. sweating…

One problem with youe timeline. I saw last night, don't remember where, that the Dems or CBS had the memos for at least 6 weeks. Part of the reason I think idiot Ben Barnes did 'em. Same kind of shmear tripe that helped Clarke and Wilson sell books so well.

228 jake  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:45:09pm

#197 shiftzz

Since some unix speak is occuring on this thread... a free beer awaits the one who can tell me what the keystrokes shift-zz does.

In the vi editor, shift-ZZ writes the current file and quits. I tend to type ":wq<enter>" myself. Vi rules! Although since I have used vim for the past few years, I really should send my donation to the starving children in Uganda (the program is charityware).

229 Ms. Andi  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:45:12pm

#211 Right Wing Conspirator

A couple of other people on some websites found that. I did a search for OLD typewriters and came across those comments.

230 Peter Verkooijen  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:45:27pm

#224 zulubaby, this is not about that, it's about what the democrats and the media are doing now

231 levi from queens  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:45:44pm

It is time to push on CBS News to lay out the sources of the memoes. They have zero duty to protect people who provide them with forgeries-- that whole protect the sources stuff is out the window.

Now that the forgery is proved, its time to peel back the onion.

232 Buckaroo  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:45:51pm

# 223 Ed

Methinks the Brits would have laid cable from Jamaica to various points North decades ago, no?

233 Free Speech Is Only For über-Libs  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:46:18pm

What really happened during George Bush's time in the National Guard.

[Link: www.hillnews.com...]


Kerry's own biographer admits Kerry is toast if Kerry releases his war records.

234 Manco_Dollars  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:46:26pm

Robert Reich is getting CREAMED on Hannity/Colmes right now.

235 J.D.  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:46:46pm

Ed
What do you think about the Orlando area?
We're trying to find a generator to send to my daughter. We're getting our best one repaired first thing in the morning and sending it down ASAP. The stores even here are sold out. Except for the generator, they're still ready from the hurricane before last.

236 Californican  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:47:45pm

197 shiftzzz

St Gen. Texas White, not kerned, but porportionately poured every 20 minutes.

Huh?

237 Aaron's Rantblog  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:49:17pm

Time to subpoena harddrives.

This might fall under "malice".

And #233... Kerry's records are half of the problem. Where are Teresa's tax and charitable contribution records for the last decade. She is going against decades of precedent by withholding them from the public so that they can judge if there are...

con-flicting interests.

238 Shiplord Kirel  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:49:31pm

Lyndon Johnson, 1968: "If we've lost Cronkite, we've lost the war."

George W. Bush, 2004: "If we've lost Rather, who gives a shit?"

The establishment media have already lost this battle, just having their word challenged in public is a huge setback for them.

239 Buckaroo  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:49:36pm

# 224 zb

'cause Bush was baaad. See, Kerry may have been bad when he faked purple hearts and consorted with the enemy and slandered every serving soldier under oath -- but Bush was absent from the basel!!!

/oh, how I wish more people saw as clearly as you

240 Purple Fury  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:49:37pm

#235 J.D.

OT: Hello fellow Orlandoan! Did you try the Home Depot on Colonial? They had piles of portable generators two days ago. Also gas cans & other hard-to-finds. May be gone by now, though.

241 Darleen  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:49:44pm

Manco

Bennett challenged Reich to name ONE Republican party official or political office holder that has smeared Kerry like Uncle Teddy or Terry McAwful has done to GW.

He stammered and all he could come up with was "Swiftboats"..and then start insisting they are "affiliated with the White House."

Someone take away Reich's booster seat so we don't have to watch him on camera any more.

242 only_truth  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:51:22pm

Even Josh Marshall and Kevin Drum are expressing some thoughts about the seriousness of this.

Drum brings up another VERY IMPORTANT question that needs to be asked, ON THE RECORD:

[Link: www.washingtonmonthly.com...]

A QUESTION FOR BOBBY HODGES...In the Killian memo dated August 18, 1973, Killian says this:

Staudt has obviously pressured Hodges more about Bush...Harris gave me a message today from Grp regarding Bush's OETR and Staudt is pushing to sugar coat it.

Forget for a moment whether the memos are genuine or not and just ask this: did Walter Staudt pressure Bobby Hodges about Bush back in 1973? Both men are still alive, and when CBS read the memos to Hodges over the phone he agreed that "these are the things that Killian had expressed to me at the time."

But why ask Hodges about Killian's state of mind in 1973? Why not ask him instead if he himself got pressure from his superiors to go easy on Bush? It's a simple question, and Hodges ought to have a simple answer. If he values the integrity of the military, he should tell his story instead of hiding from reporters.

—Kevin Drum 6:49 PM Permalink

243 shiftzz  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:52:22pm

#228 jake

We have a WINNER!

I would deliver if i could. Sorry

I don't like vim though, just because when I re-edit something it positions itself on some line it THINKS I would like to start at. WTF is that??? I hate software of anykind that tries to protect me from myself (which is what I spend my days doing for others). I date myself at MS xenix 1.x

VI rocks!!

244 Splatt3r9unk  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:52:40pm

Martin Heldt runs AWOL

Bob Fertik runs democrats.com

Bob Rogers is a vet.

Remember these names..

245 EE  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:53:28pm

Canuckistan
If somebody had a memo written at the National Guard, in the 70s, wouldn't a typewriter have been used?

For example, if the secretarial pool typed the memo, one of the secretaries would have used a typewriter, isn't that right? And all of the secretaries of the pool would have had the same kind of typewriter, isn't that right?

And if Killian had a private secretary, wouldn't his secretary have used a typewriter?

How can you imagine that UNIX typesetting equipment would be used to produce a "memo to file". After all, this was for one or a few copies, not for a massive publication.

Your theory that typesetting equipment would be used for a "memo for file" seems to me just absurd, as far as I can see. This wasn't for a massive publication; just a mere "memo to file".

246 Ann  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:53:34pm

#223 Ed:
We have two friends on their honeymoom in Jamaica right now. They waited too late to leave (no comment), so they are there, somewhere.
They are not the most resourceful folks that I have ever known.
I cannot imagine hanging out in a Cat 4...

247 jahdpq  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:53:58pm

The odds that one could take MS Word on the default settings and simply beging typing and, allowing the computer to decide line breaks, come up with the same line breaks at the same exact words as in the questioned document, are small.

The odds that each character on each line, including spaces and punctuation, would also superimpose perfectly, are infinitesimal.

The odds that this would be repeatable with respect to each of the four questioned documents CBS "uncovered" are astronomical.

Finally, the odds that this would occur only with those documents particularly damaging to President Bush are -- well -- cosmic, man.

So... how can this be explained? It can't, except through the magic of word processing. Common sense tells anybody who is actually old enough to have SEEN a real typewriter, let alone used one, that this simply couldn't happen. It's difficult enough to produce two documents on the same typewriter and make them look identical. In contrast, word processing programs give us just the opposite: infinitely repeatable results, yielding infinitely repeatable identical points of comparison between two documents.

Consider the following. At the turn of the century, law enforcement agencies used photographs and the Bertillon System, developed by a French anthropologist (Alphonse Bertillon) who observed that there were specific body measurements that would not change, which were used to identify prisoners. An example would be the length of the femur. In 1903, prison officials at Leavenworth realized that the photographs and Bertillon measurements for an inmate and a new prisoner, both named Will West, were identical. The only distinguishing characteristic was their fingerprints.

After that, fingerprinting became the accepted method of personal identification in law enforcement. What wasn't fully appreciated at the time was that fingerprinting was more useful scientifically for purposes of identification than the Bertillon method not because fingerprints look the same or different per se; but because fingerprints allow the examiner numerous points of comparison, whereas the Bertillon method only offered perhaps 15 or 20.

The more points of comparison two fingerprints share, the greater the certainty with which an expert may testify that the prints are "identical." It doesn't hurt that jurors can compare the prints themselves to see if they "look" the same; but it is the points of comparison that allow the expert to testify scientifically.

In the late 1980s, DNA evidence became the new standard for personal identification. It offers basically limitless points of comparison based on the unique molecular structure of your DNA. DNA is thus vastly more accurate than fingerprinting; but jurors are less comfortable with it because they can't "see" the DNA, only a representation of it on film based on the way DNA reacts with specific enzymes.

In this case, each character in each document affords multiple points of comparison, and taken together the fact that the documents superimpose perfectly provide theoretically millions of identical points of comparison. Of course, this can't be explained through the use of a typewriter, only a word processor, where the behavior of the program as a whole in selecting, for example, line breaks, confirms along with all the other evidence that these documents were produced by Microsoft Word using the default font at the default settings.


Of course, I have to laugh when publications like the NYT only two days ago splashed a big article claiming Bush didn't show up for guard duty. The evidence? A guy who used to work on the base said so.

Note to Kos: Go F*** yourself. I tire of lemmings like you, who persist in denying the undeniable, defending the indefensible, and tolerating the intolerable. Face it: these documents came directly to CBS from the Kerry campaign and are obviously forged, and no matter how much Dan Rather jumps up and down and holds his breath, they'll still be fakes.

I hope it costs Mr. K the election.

248 shiftzz  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:55:12pm

#236 Cal...

I was just accepting your invite for a glass of wine. Guess the joke was lost on all.

249 greenmiler  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:55:37pm

Charles,

Congats on being the epicenter of the blogoshpere!


Am I off my nut or am I wrong for thinking that the Killian family, since CBS still claims these letters are from his personal file, should sue CBS to get the originals back claiming they are in possesion of stolen property?

250 Katt  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:55:51pm

Charles is even famous in Norway--FLERE NETTSIDER--means Little Green Footballs.
[Link: www.aftenposten.no...]

251 zulubaby  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:56:46pm

Peter Verkooijen, CBS really screwed up. What we're seeing is advanced BDS. They think this is a story! They think this is a huge story. It's not, and they've destroyed their credibility, made total fools of themselves, and are now the story themselves.

What media bias?

252 Splatt3r9unk  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:56:47pm

Do these DOCS remind you of anything?

Look at the author/researcher

Maybe its just me..

253 K.  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:57:15pm

#176 Splatt

Wish I could find it again, but several weeks ago I saw a post on DU where someone promised that there would be some information coming out about Bush that would knock the Swift Vets story off the air.

It kind of jumped out at me at the time but I dismissed it as raving. It sounded very teenagerish and silly. Now I wonder if it wasn't a LLLer cackling about the fake memos s/he had just given to the Kerry campaign or Rather or whoever. Looked around a bit for the post today but didn't find it. It was on a Swift Vets thread, I'm sure -- I was checking in to see how the SV story was playing on the left.

254 J.D.  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:57:32pm

#240 Purple Fury

Hello! I'm a Kentuckian. My daughter lives in Lake Mary and we're sending a generator to her. Her husband has been everywhere, he says, and has come close, but just keeps missing them. I'm scheduled to move to the Sunshine State in about a month or so.

Good luck to you!

255 Californican  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:57:42pm

248 shiftzz

...and now I'm out of wine.

(whine)

256 Iron Fist[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:58:12pm
257 Buckaroo  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:58:33pm

# 241 D

"Someone take away Reich's booster seat so we don't have to watch him on camera any more. "

wouldn't that be a stitch? You'd just hear this annoying faux-intellectual voice from under the table "Sean, that's not true!"
:-)
:-)

258 K.  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:59:05pm

Californican, already drinking wine. Dare I ask whether you're drinking, um, west coast usa :-)

259 Splatt3r9unk  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:59:21pm

And for you history buffs.. Here is something from historychannel.com

Seems they are buddies... Hummm

260 only_truth  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:59:41pm

Stop and think about it for a minute and compare:

1) SBVFT all come out on the record, signing sworn affidavits, making themselves available to the public for interview and scrutiny. They demand that Kerry release all his records. Money to support SBVFT comes from Republicans in Texas who (of course) know Bush and thus the Bush campaign is secretly behind them. Kerry and the MSM says so. SO must be so.

2) An anonymous source gives until now undiscovered documents that shed a negative light on the president. Won't come out in public and hides behind skirt of Dan Rather. Won't produce the original document. Won't answer questions. Family of dead man who "wrote" said documents disputes their authenticity. Almost uniformly, document experts assert most likely forgeries. Rather also interviews Kerry campaign fundraiser (whose daughter says is lying) who says bad things about Bush but this isn't campaign coordination.

Who would you believe? Who should we believe?

261 Skippy  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:59:44pm

Great Photoshop job: BadDan Bob

262 Artisticulated  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 4:59:49pm

#247 jahdpq

Note to self, do Not cross this person. I truly love succinct and thorough arguments. Thank you.

263 [Mark]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:00:08pm

#176

If that were the case, why won't Rather come clean? He'd sacrifice some punk LLL hacker.

264 Free Speech Is Only For über-Libs  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:00:10pm

This Cannot Stand!
"Dan Rather and CBS must suffer extreme consequences for continuing to stonewall the American public on the putative Bush memos. Because for decades CBS has had one of the most important licenses in American broadcasting, they have special responsibility to the people of this nation. The puerile defense offered by Dan Rather this evening on the CBS News (transcripts here) is an insult to the citizens of this country and potential liability to the two-party system as we know it. The extraordinary personal selfishness of Rather at a time national crisis is beyond comprehension. If this continues much longer, Viacom better consider dumping CBS fast."


[Link: rogerlsimon.com...]

I could not agree more.

265 K.  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:00:27pm

Cal!!! And what is it, like 7:00 your time???

266 Skippy  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:00:31pm

#261 BagDan Bob

PIMF PIMF

267 Belize042  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:00:58pm

#249 greenmiler

Good point. CBS says it has original documents, so they must have obtained them either:

1. From the author, before his death in 1984 (right) or
2. From someone authorized to turn them over and, since they were personal documents, that would have to be a family member.

Um, checkmate, CBS?

268 Dar ul Harbarian  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:00:59pm

#261 LOL

269 greenmiler  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:01:31pm
We have two friends on their honeymoom in Jamaica right now. They waited too late to leave (no comment), so they are there, somewhere.


Ann; I just saw the eye moving in on Jamaica..this storm is hell. Your are right to be worried..the eye is solid but small, bad news..We have relatives in Naples FLA, trying to convince them to leave...will keep yours and mine in the prayers

270 adie  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:01:48pm
#180 Canuckistan  9/10/2004 06:22PM PST

169 Free Speech is for Uber Libs
You are 100% wrong

No, I'm saying that a UNIX typesetting system could have been used to produce an identical output.

Canuckistan, I used typesetting systems of that era. They were photomechanical and the output would not look like the memo you've seen. There is a difference in dots per inch of over 1500. This memo is most likely at 300 to 600 dpi while typesetters of that time produced characters at 2500 dpi. Typesetters of the time took pictures of single lines of characters and imposed them on photographic paper that was processed inside the machine. Word uses mathematical calculations to draw arcs, curves, and straight lines. I promise you the output will not match. It's impossible.

271 Splatt3r9unk  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:02:28pm

I am NOT implying anything! These are just honest, true blue, activists.

I'm sure they would never do anything unseemly to hurt Bush.

I'm sure.

272 ted  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:03:33pm

Ill never look at a typewriter the sameway again...

273 Kenneth  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:03:38pm

Dennis Miller is covering the document fraud on his show right now. It's not looking too good for Dan. Miller's caustic wit is cutting through the CBS BS like a knife through butter.

This issue is not getting smaller, it's getting bigger.

274 Muppet  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:03:47pm

Charles,

If you have Adobe Acrobat you should turn your word doc into a .pdf file. The superscript will appear slightly higher, where it should be.

I know because I tried it.

Then line it up with the forget copies. It should match exactly.

275 Californican  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:04:08pm

72 degrees, humiditiy feels like 80% drinking Austrailian Yellowtail Shiraz...well, I was drinking, but I finished off the bottle I opened last night right after Dan Blather pissed me off.

276 Dar ul Harbarian  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:06:26pm

LOL

I think Drudge just changed his font to Times New Roman!

Can any font-geeks confirm that?

277 Californican  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:07:14pm

Not wearing the leather tonight...too hot and humid. (see profile) Giggle!!!

278 zulubaby  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:07:18pm
Users Online: 2,534
Today
Total: 121,747
Unique: 87,480

Good grief.

279 ted  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:07:26pm

264...AYE !!! I second that motion...This fraud deception and malfeance by CBS on the american public must not stand !!!

280 EE  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:08:19pm

#247 jahdpq
Good post.
That one could take the Microsoft Word defaults and produce such a precise match in spacing of the entire document, horizontally and vertically, word for word and letter by letter, to the CBS document purely by coincidence seems nothing short of miraculous. It could not be a coincidence.
Your fingerprint analogy is good, as is your DNA analogy. When the coincidence seems miraculous, we can consider it identification. As is the case here.
The CBS document was done using Microsoft Word, with its factory-set defaults.

281 B~C  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:09:07pm

If people want to keep the pressure on CBS/Kerry instead of letting the issue shift to the Rather's invented "questions" against Bush, then on Sunday, when the news is available again, a group of New Yorkers should protest with Anti-Kerry and Anti-CBS signs outside CBS HQ.

A simple call to a few news outlets or a faxed press release would virtually guarantee coverage. As long as the protestors are clear to associate Kerry with CBS, then neither one can do much damage because evrything coming out in CBS' defense is politicized.

Even 15 people would assure that it makes the local nightly news, if not the nationals.

Any good sign slogans?

282 Californican  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:09:41pm

Hurricane!!!...
Where is Ed Moran, abu gomez? He is lagging with the severe weather updates!

283 Free Speech Is Only For über-Libs  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:13:55pm

#247 - yes. very good.

CBS criteria for filtering out reliability and credibility is that anyone, no matter how credible, is deemed non-credible if they are believed to have ever voted for a Republican.

284 Sarah D.  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:14:25pm

#235 J.D.

I know there were some in the Tampa/Brandon area. Have your son-in-law call around. If he can find one (I would call but I'm busy with my own preperations) I'd be happy to go get it for him and he can pick it up at my place. Paying me for it then of course :) Orlando is an hour from here.

Really, let me know via email if you need to.

285 Miggie  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:15:09pm

John Podhoretz came out in his article today with the disclosure that the Democratic operative (Sorry, forgot his name) who claimed that as Texas Lt Govenor he pulled strings to get Bush into the TANG in 1968. Bush got into the TANG in 1968 but the problem is that he wasn't Lt Govenor until 1969.

286 Darleen  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:15:09pm

Hey, Atrios? Kossacks? Lurking LLL'ers?

Here's your chance to make some money. Since you're so convinced of the authenticity of the Killian hoax documents, you can get yourself an easy $10,500!!

I mean, here's some guys who put their money where their mouth is.

Come on all you moonbats. Put up and get some dough, or STFU!!

287 Artisticulated  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:15:43pm

#277 Californican

Dang girl, who's yer stylist?

288 Lansenkat  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:18:00pm

#282 Californican
Where have you been? Ed has been talking about this since last week when we were having the Frances party down here. We are all stressed out and I've been having an LGF break to relieve the stress.

289 Ed Moran: Abu GOMEX aoa 28C  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:18:03pm

When I worked at Halliburton, my work station was ran AIX, but I also had a Windows Laptop, that would occasionally lock up, and only pulling the battery would make it reboot (the screen would often go psychedelic before this happened).


Anyway, one day, being a little slow, I typed "ls" instead of "dir", and I got a "dir" anyway.


Weird, or what?


BTW, I still own Halliburton stock, and I'm waiting for the invasion of Iran so I can make a quick buck. I hope Dick Cheney doesn't let me down.

290 Eric  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:18:56pm

What I would like to know is whether there are any procurment records for the TANG for the period in question. Are there inventory slips? Purchase orders? Anything that would show that this very expensive and difficult typewriter just happened to be on a National Gurad base in rural Texas

291 teethgrinder  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:20:16pm

Has anybody tried overlaying the signatures on the allegedly authentic memos against each other - or to any other available Killian signatures?
Exact matches would not make Rather's day.

292 Captain Nemo  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:20:43pm

Did somebody say “drinking thread”? I’m drinking Beamish Stout and Clontarf whiskey. It’s been a LONG week. Plus, my brain is on overload from thinking so much about typewriters and archaic paperstock and Postscript printers and serifs and such.

Californican, I wish I could beam you a Beamish. You sound frazzled. But I agree with you. You are right. This is huge. This is important.

All this talk about TANG keeps reminding me of “Down with Love”, when Ewan McGregor (pretending to be a Texan astronaut) tells Renee Zeilweiger “I could sure go for some Tang”.

Oh, I’ve got to say one other thing about anti-Bush lies. This damned business about our allies being a “fraudulent” coalition. Kerry’s been going out of his way to say that lately even more than before. My head is going to explode if people keep saying that. GGGRRRKKK!!! Why can’t these people say what they’re really talking about? Why can’t they come and say it? Why can’t they just say the F word? I’m talking about France, of course. I was so proud of Bush when he told that reporter back in July that what she was talking about was France. I’m also proud of Bush for the great politeness he has shown toward France -- they contribute an eensy bit in Afghanistan, and Bush, being a gentleman, thanks them for doing so, because Bush knows how to be diplomatic, UNLIKE Kerry.. But France is just France. I for one am extremely proud of our allies, all of them, and especially Poland (my great-geat-grandfather’s name was Wjaceslav (sp?) Mayzluski). But Kerry says that our troops outnumber those of our allies. HELLO? Hello, Senator Peabrain? Hello??? Our POPULATION outnumbers those of our allies!!! Or comes damn close -- the only way it wouldn’t is if you count ALL of our 45+ allies, which is not the way the LLLs like to count them. Plus in addition to that there is the fact that we have a bigger & stronger economy and we’ve been in the business of military readiness for a longer period -- plus when you look at our brave allies like Poland and Hungary and Slovenia and Albania, you have to remember that a mere 15 years ago they were being bled dry by the Russians, so it’s really an accomplishment that in this short time they’ve become able to make a real contribution. Polish officers like Kociusko and others fought in the American Revolution, and now Poland is fighting by our side again, and I will never forget it, I’ll never stop being grateful, and I’ll never stop being angry at Kerry and the rest of the LLLs for this damnable slander. GGGRRRKKK -- ok, I’m going to go get myself another beer now.

293 Californican  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:21:37pm

#288 Lansenkat
Batten down your hatches, Ivan the horrible giving a whole new meaning to media "spin"

294 shiftzz  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:21:41pm

#289 Ed Moran:

I admire you for the use of the command prompt!

(You must have been drunk)

295 jahdpq  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:21:52pm

Check out this article. I think this "controversy" over the authenticity of these documents just officially came to an end.

http://www.kansas.com/mld/kansas/news/special_pack ages/election2004/9633814.htm

"An order obtained by The Dallas Morning News shows that Col. Walter "Buck" Staudt was honorably discharged on March 1, 1972. CBS News reported this week that a memo in which Staudt was described as interfering with officers' negative evaluations of Bush's service, was dated Aug. 18, 1973."

Hat Tip to The Carp!

Dan, I think it's time to hang up the old spurs. Don't let the doorknob hit you in the ass on the way out.

296 Darleen  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:23:15pm

Robert Jensen Journalism Professor

MSNBC

a real tool

(paraphrasing)

"Let me correct you, yes I don't like Bush's politics; but I don't like Kerry's politics either. Infact, I'm very against every policy of the Empire ... "

This is a person turning out "journalists" in the USA? No wonder contemporary reporters really consider if they were covering a war scene and found out about an ambush on American troops "they would not warn the Americans."

297 Ed Moran: Abu GOMEX aoa 28C  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:25:20pm

Aaron's Rantblog:


Reminds me, local AM drive time Talk Radio host, Pat Gray talking about John Kerry speech for audience of Black Baptists. Mentions Christian Bible story of the traveller attacked on the road to Jericho. Compares GWB to the priest and the Levite who cross to opposite side of road (and we all know how the Samaritan took the man to an inn and filed for govt. benefits). He did some checking. To avoid claims that Teresa's foundations are where Kerry's money goes, somebody analyzed JFnK's contributions to charity before his second marriage, based on tax returns. JFnK donated .04%, on average, of his income over a several year period to charity, GWB donated just under 10% of his income to charity.


So who is the good neighbor?

298 Sarah D.  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:25:50pm

#288 Lansenkat

Have you seen any cans of the BBQ Vienna Sausages? I just have to have some for Ivan. Dangit. Carpet is still wet, just got the AC fixed, and had to go buy MORE supplies today.

I really wanted those Vienna's.

299 cba  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:26:28pm

#278 zulubaby:
You might be interested in my #200.

300 zulubaby  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:26:33pm

jahdpq, OMG, how is Rather going to explain that one away!? LOL!

An order obtained by The Dallas Morning News shows that Col. Walter "Buck" Staudt was honorably discharged on March 1, 1972. CBS News reported this week that a memo in which Staudt was described as interfering with officers' negative evaluations of Bush's service, was dated Aug. 18, 1973.
301 Nancy  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:26:52pm

I am sure it has been pointed out that turning over the "original" documents to outside experts is NOT violating revealing their source.

The "originals" claimed to be typed by someone who his wife and son says did not know HOW to type --would most likely show corrected errors.

One point that needs to be emphasized is the claim that they came NOT from the official military files but his personal files.

Why would anyone BUT family be in ownership of personal files?

The family claims there were NO personal files and he did not know how to type.

Because why would the original be in Killian's files if he sent the original to someone else. What would be in Killians files would be a copy. Which as his son has said, no officer would ever keep a copy of such a memo.

Nor is the content of it even that incriminating the person the original was sent to would have "suspected" in 1972 that it was something that was so damaging that it would "outweigh" Bush's excellent record, that he would hang on to it for over 30 years --since it was NOT in the official files.

Why didn't CBS claim it was in the personal files of the person who received the original? Not the personal files of someone who has been dead for 20 years and they just suddenly, 6 weeks ago unearthed these copies.

Apart from the technical aspects the entire story is lame.

Maybe Barnes daughter is correct. Her father has a book coming out --it will increase interest in his book. People have done stranger things for publicity.

302 Banagor  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:28:58pm

Okay, let's recap...

Some guy here is suggesting it was *possible* for private memos to be laid out this way by using a program in UNIX, written in 1973 (I have the programs, btw, as I'm on a Linux desktop), made specifically for typesetting.

Okay.

Here's a question: Does anyone here, today, use a typesetter to type out their own memos? And, if so, what job are they currently holding?

I work with computers all day long. I run a LINUX system since years. I worked with email on the "innernet" back in 1990 - before most people had heard of it. I was a beta tester for AOL when it was MAC only (remember those days?). I was the first kid on my block to get a Mac IIcx COLOR computer. I programmed my own game on a Texas Instruments 99 when I was a kid. I remember using a tape recorder to record my programs and data.

Not even I, versed in computers as I am, have ever used a typesetter when I was starting to be in computers - 10 years after that typesetter was first written.

You telling me some TANG macho pilot guy in a flight suit even knew what the heck UNIX was back in 1973? 1979? 1983? Are you telling me he even knew what a typesetter was? His wife says he didn't even type. Maybe Lefties are going to now say that he was versed in punch-card technology and some how transcribed it all to his personal VAX system in his basement which he loved to potter around on?

Do you seriously believe any sentence involving the words "writing a simple script" meant anything to this guy outside of thinking about stage plays or television shows?

If he tracked down somebody to write down his notes for him, why didn't they use a typewriter? How many ghostwriters were there in the 70's and early 80's who worked on a UNIX system?

Most computer techs these days don't even know what troff is, or LaTEX. So don't be an idiot, please.

I mean, you know, you could point out that maybe he had a friend at NASA who just happened to use some of their valuable equipment time just to perfectly center, tab, and retype Killian's notes.

Oh yeah, that makes perfect sense. Nobody would have noticed that.

303 teethgrinder  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:29:02pm

Has anybody tried overlaying the signatures on the allegedly authentic memos against each other - or to any other available Killian signatures?
Exact matches would not make Rather's day.

304 Shiplord Kirel  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:29:04pm

#290 asks:
"What I would like to know is whether there are any procurment records for the TANG for the period in question. Are there inventory slips? Purchase orders? Anything that would show that this very expensive and difficult typewriter just happened to be on a National Gurad base in rural Texas "

That is one of the questions CBS would be required to answer if rational standards of evaluation were being applied to their claims.
This blog and many others have done something that is rare in this kind of dispute, they have proven the negative, but that is not how the issue should be logically framed.
CBS submits these documents as proof of an allegation, they have the burden of proving their relevance, which of course encompasses their authenticity and provenance.

A history student who presented this kind of evidence to support a point in a debate over some minor event would be laughed off campus, yet the institutional media and their apologists expect it to influence voting in a Presidential election.

The authority of the institutional media must be broken, and that is well on its way to happening.

305 ördög Johnson  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:29:56pm

#276 Dar ul Harbarian

Sort of confirmed. His source reads Times Roman, but it is likely aliased on your system to Times New Roman (Windows). On Mac or Linux, if the TNR is not installed and aliased to, It would be Times Roman. It is slightly different, letters are optically narrower than TNR.

306 zulubaby  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:30:00pm

cba, now I feel all sentimental :-)

Check out AG's post:

Don't forget us when you are getting 1,000,000 hits a day... and hopefully, that day is not far off.
307 zulubaby  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:30:08pm

cba, now I feel all sentimental :-)

Check out AG's post:

Don't forget us when you are getting 1,000,000 hits a day... and hopefully, that day is not far off.
308 VFTokyo  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:30:56pm

#197 shiftzz

Saves and exits vi.

Guinness Please!

309 zulubaby  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:32:12pm

Bloody hell, I only clicked one!

310 Iron Fist[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:32:23pm
311 jahdpq  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:33:09pm

#300

CBS will simply say just because Staudt was retired doesn't mean he wasn't interfering.

Damn that reasonable doubt!

312 Lansenkat  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:33:11pm

Californican
Command decision has been made here, if it crosses Cuba and is still a cat 3 or higher we're bugging out. I'm not putting my kids through that again (although several hours in the car could be just as bad). We were cooped up for nearly 3 days with Frances and everyone here has the jitters. The media here has created a panic with the "dangerous storm"& "take all precautions" stuff. Rumors of gasoline rationing and food shortages has caused a run on everything. There was a 3 hr line at Lowes this morning. You'd thing that with this being #3 in a month that they'd have that already. It is absolutely crazy. And actually, all this talk of fonts and kerns and such is kinda soothing in that 'most boring professor in the world is speaking' sort of way.

313 Sean  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:33:51pm

When the useful idiots start talking about legacy word processors and UNIX programs from XEROX producing these memos two words come to mind:

Laser Printer

Who had a laser printer in 1973 besides XeroxPARC, MIT etc. ?
Show me a daisy-wheel printer with a "th" for superscript.

314 shiftzz  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:34:11pm

#308 VFTokyo

We already had a winner.

But, hey, WTH, the next time you are in Amarillo...

315 J.D.  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:36:15pm

#284 Sarah D.
Thank you - I will keep that in mind if our current plan doesn't pan out. So far, they've been fairly lucky and have only been without power for less than 24 hours each time. They have a wonderful neighbor who looks out for them.
Hope the Tampa area is spared.

316 zulubaby  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:36:23pm

jahdpq (#311)

It won't work.

Retired Col. Earl Lively, who was director of Air National Guard operations for the state headquarters during 1972 and 1973 said Staudt "wasn't on the scene" after retirement, and that CBS' remote-bullying thesis makes no sense.

"He couldn't bully them. He wasn't in the Guard," Lively said. "He couldn't affect their promotions. Once you're gone from the Guard, you don't have any authority."

317 Dman  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:37:03pm

I did not see Strong explain why Staudt would be involved in evaluations in august of 1973 when he had retired in 1972. Did I miss that explanation?

318 shiftzz  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:37:23pm

#313

My thoughts exactly. Printer technology was severely lacking / non-existent for that capability at that point in time.


***

People, that shit did not exist at a TANG office at that time!!!

319 greenmiler  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:38:58pm
320 Ed Moran: Abu GOMEX aoa 28C  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:39:27pm

Really bad for Jamaica. Probably hundreds dead after everything is over.


Latest I saw model wise was really close to FLA west coast, heading north along coast, so anywhere Miami to Pensacola is in danger.

Latest GFDL is scary. Ivan offshore Tampa, Cat 3 winds along the coast. 12 hours later, Ivan a little farther north, but Cat 1 hurricane winds still raking Tampa Bay.

GFDL has Ivan inland north of Albany, GA Tuesday night, with hurricane force winds still between the center and the Georgia coast.


Rainfall amounts will be tremendous.

321 Isobella  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:39:36pm

296 Darleen

My husband works down the hall from Jensen. Jesen walks around with shirts that say "Palestine". Such a disgrace to the educational system.

322 Lansenkat  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:40:22pm

Sarah D
I haven't seen BBQ vienna sausages. I got more plain ones (today in fact). Where did you find them? I can check on my side of town for you.

323 Iron Fist[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:40:41pm
324 Mr Pol  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:40:48pm

#313 Sean

The first commercial laser printer was the Xerox 9700 (1977). In 1973, the only working models of laser printers were at the Xerox PARC.

325 hcq  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:41:36pm

#267 Belize042

CBS says it has original documents

I'm not sure about that. transcript, however, ends with "CBS started with" - doesn't say that CBS's docs are in fact only copies.


Anybody TiVo Rather so we can check? Sure would be interesting to see if the transcript matches Rather's spoken word.

326 jahdpq  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:41:58pm

#316

Since when have the Democrats ever let logic or facts interfere with the Party Line?

327 cba  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:44:33pm

#306/307 zulubaby:
I thought you'd enjoy that!

328 Banagor  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:45:48pm

Canuck,

I'm sure that the only thing "UNIX" meant to Killian was what he turned guys like you into who accused him of being a computer geek.

329 Sarah D.  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:45:54pm

#315 J.D.

Just talked to a friend in Brandon who bought a generator this afternoon. Apparently Home Depot just got a shipment in (bigger than usual). Really, let me know. My Mom is coming to Tampa (I say coming, we're only 12 miles apart but the commuter traffic is a bummer) and if need be I'll have her pick one up and either keep it at her place or bring it here. Her place is closer to Orlando (by 12 miles). I can also check the one right up the road in the morning.

330 deadman  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:46:50pm

Canuckistan, if you're still here:

I did some checking and it seems that the current version of cygwin and KDE use the Win32 print interface. If you used ghostscript to render your troff file, it got routed to the Windows TrueType rasterizer.

331 Ed Moran: Abu GOMEX aoa 28C  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:47:07pm

Of course, some of Bush's lead over JFnK has slipped, because they are no doubt thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands of undecided (ie uninformed) voters who watched "60 Minutes" and decided better a "real" war hero like JFnK than a "draft dodger" like Bush.


Loads of people do not read the internet, and will accept what DNC Dan tells them without question.


I'd love to know which brilliant Kerry staffer did the incomplete research, and then type it up on his/her office computer, and sent it on to CBS. On the one hand, they are idiots for thinking it would work. But then again, it has worked, at least to some degree, at least so far.


No way Karl Rove did this. Nobody in there right mind would think the Kerry campaign, then CBS News, wouldn't catch fake memos done on a PC.

332 xbalanke  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:47:21pm

#48 Miggie:

I agree that's how things should be done. However, all those actions presuppose honor on the part of the offender. Utterly lacking in this case (and certainly lacking in MSM and particularly Rather for years now).

333 Sarah D.  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:47:30pm

#310 Iron Fist

Hey, if I bug out of FL and head that way can I come?

334 Californican  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:47:41pm

#312 Lansenkat
Good call!
Bug out to San Diego and enjoy some of our weather. It hasn't rained at my house for at least 6 months...and Im jonesin for a breeze right now.

335 Throbert McGee  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:48:49pm
#112 Right Wing Conspirator 9/10/2004 05:55PM PST

And to Charles and all the other blogs that brought this to light and now have the LLL that much more closer to a total meltdown -

Getränk
bebida
...
питье

Correcting your Russian, the imperative for pit', "to drink," is pej, which sounds a lot like the English "pay," except that the p is pronounced with a bit of a "y" sound. (Compare n and ñ in Spanish.)

In Moscow, I was taught to chant:

Cyrillic: пeй, пeй, пeй дo днa!
Latin: Pej, pej, pej do dna!
Phonetic: PAY, PAY, PAY dud-NAH!
English: "Drink, drink, drink until [the] bottom [of the glass]."

You can accompany this with a bit of "Russian sign language" by flicking yourself repeatedly on the jawline with the same thumb-and-forefinger maneuver that one would use to get rid of a booger.

This signifies "let's get drunk" or "look, that guy's drunk," depending on the context.

336 zulubaby  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:50:46pm

cba,

#306/307 zulubaby

Oh rub it in! ;-)

337 Sarah D.  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:51:06pm

#322 Lansenkat

I used to buy them for my daughter. I swear the last time I saw them was at a Wal-Mart. Ever notice the older we get, the more things you can't find anymore ;)

I have to build a "dam" around my house tomorrow. Still flooded from Frances. But, after that I'm probably going to get out. Mom offered her place in Brandon but they have so many HUGE old oaks that got blown around and are now in saturated ground. Don't know where to go really.

Think I'll head up to the TN LGF meeting!

338 shiftzz  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:52:31pm

#331 Ed Moran

Is that Nexrad3 program worth the 60$? My demo is about to expire. I thought it was cool to monitor Frances with it.

339 Lansenkat  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:52:48pm

Californican
I wish. I've definately got that 'anywhere but here feeling' this week. We'll probably head to the mother-in-law's in Lakeland. Of course the normally 1 hr drive will probably take 3.

340 Iron Fist[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:53:21pm
341 Darleen  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:55:18pm

#296 Isobella

I just happened upon the turd..but with his "Empire" sneers I paid attention to name and title...

My deepest sympathies and admiration to your husband. Sympathy he has to endure such a self-loatherand anti-American, and admiration he hasn't tossed Jensen off the Journalism building roof. ;-)

342 cba  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:57:09pm

#336 zulubaby:
Hey, what are friends for, babe?!

;-)

343 Narniaman  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:58:27pm

All right, LGFers, there is a relatively simple explanation for all this which completely supports and vindicates CBS's position.

Killian's widow says he didn't even type.

So he must have had very good handwriting, and actually wrote the memos freehand. He didn't use a typewriter -- he didn't need to, with that good a handwriting!!!

The fact that his calligraphy looks exactly like Microsoft Word does 30 years later proves the fact -- Microsoft was so impressed with his writing skills that they must have used his handwriting as the basis for their word processor fonts.

Now I will admit that the actual writings were probably somewhat larger. But Xerox machines with reduction capabilities were not unusual even then, so he probably did the lettering in large handwriting and then reduced it on a Xerox machine to keep it in his personal files.

As for the report that his family doesn't know anything about Killian keeping notes like that -- the explanation is simple. He probably kept the notes at his Mistress's place, who would have naturally had them when he died. She undoubtedly gave them to 60 minutes after he recalled the many nights he would awake in her arms and mutter "The Bushes. . . .like Hitler. . . .must not let them take over the country. . . .do anything I can."

The reason Dan Rather won't divulge her name is that he wants to protect the feelings of his widow, who probably didn't know about the mistress.

So there!!!


//LLL rationalization mode off

Well, this story is as good as any that Daily Kos, Atrios, Kevin Drum, and CBS news are coming up with.

344 Californican  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:59:00pm
flicking MYSELF repeatedly on the jawline with the same thumb-and-forefinger maneuver

Ok now, out of wine, going on to rum & coke

345 Ed Moran: Abu GOMEX aoa 28C  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 5:59:58pm

Well, the entire Florida Keys were supposed to be evacuated by 5pm this afternoon, but the Monroe County EMS says airlines will continue flights from EYW until noon tomorrow and Greyhound is running normal Saturday service. per latest statement from EYW NWS Office


So, that means 1)the people at the weather bureau haven't evacuated 2) grand staff at EYW are still there and 3) pilots and busdrivers will be entering the evacuation zone tomorrow.

Just seems wrong.

346 cba  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 6:01:10pm

#343 Narniaman:
That works for me.

347 Rayra[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 6:01:43pm
348 zulubaby  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 6:02:58pm
He didn't use a typewriter -- he didn't need to, with that good a handwriting!!!

LOL!! Brilliant.

349 zulubaby  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 6:03:51pm

cba, ♥ you :-)

350 Sarah D.  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 6:05:31pm

#345 Ed Moran: Abu GOMEX aoa 28C

Talked to my cousin down there. He said that the 'locals' were waiting for the 'Yankees' to get out before leaving. He wanted clear roads! They are probably sitting at the bar drinking it up and heading out in the morning.

351 Rayra[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 6:09:45pm
352 Rayra[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 6:20:35pm
353 Cam  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 6:27:43pm

#352 Rayra:

Damn you are funny. In a pathetic desperate grasping-at-straws kind of way.

It's kind of like a car wreck - you know you shouldn't look at the carnage but you can't but help to.

354 Ed Moran: Abu GOMEX aoa 28C  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 6:28:26pm

The farthest south in Florida I have ever been drunk was West Palm Beach.


I once made a connection in Miami, but didn't drink.

When I was 19 I spent a fair amount of time during evenings after class at Naval Nuclear Power School on the Orange Blossom Trail.


Hate to admit it now, but there were many bars where women displayed their hootenannies.


But I preferred the Doll House because they had an early evening 2 draft for $2 special, and even in 1983 $1 for a glass of draft was a good price.

355 Lansenkat  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 6:33:59pm

Hey Ed
Come join us on the blogging in a 3 piece suit FNDT.
You are being paged ...

356 Rayra[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 6:38:24pm
357 Rayra[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 6:43:29pm
358 Captain Nemo  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 6:44:40pm

#205 Artistuclated --
-- Yeah, I know, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, about the Mac. Look, I can explain -- I used to be a UNIX systems administrator, and then I moved to a different state, and I got a job where they wanted me to run a Mac network, and I said I don’t know anything about Macs, but, but, but, THEY MADE ME. I don’t LIKE them, I swear -- I just had to get really proficient on them -- or I would have starved in the street. And I did get proficient, and figured out all the weird little bugs, and figured out ALL the key combos in MacWord6, and then all the other versions have different key commands, so I keep sticking with it, just because I don’t want to invest the time to learn how to do all the commands on a different version by touch. But I don’t enjoy it, honest I don’t.
OK, that’s enough platform counter-evangelism for now. ;)

#208 K --
-- Good point about the delay and the timing -- I read that somewhere, too.
But are we allowed to question the timing? I guess only the Others can do that.
Seriously, though, the Others have squandered their credibility on Questioning the Timing, because they kept doing it when the Timing wasn’t actually significant at all. Like when Saddam was captured -- ?? -- what was that timed with? A dip in the polls? Polls dip and bob and weave all the time. And the AQ capture during the DNC -- we capture the enemy all the time, every couple weeks, that’s just how it works.

#163 adie --
-- you’ve made so many good points I’ve lost track. Good thoughts about the “dust”. I ran my mock-up through the copier at work (don’t tell my boss) ten times, and it was interesting the kind of dust-motes that created -- they did look a lot different from the CBS motes.

359 Cam  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 6:48:02pm

#356 Rayra:

You're wasting your time on the little onanist

Freaking perfect! I love it.

360 zulubaby  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 6:54:07pm

Rayra, do you want me to slap you!? LOL.

361 Rayra[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 6:56:25pm
362 genard  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 7:01:13pm

That the letters are Microsoft Word is irrefutable; that they make no military sense is beyond question; that Col. Killian admired GW is attested by his wife and his son who served in the same billet. Case made. No possible debate.

Still, the question is the same that it has always been: can the public see through the manipulations of the MSM? This election really is not about George Bush, it is whether or not the Leftist propaganda monopoly is penetratable.

363 Rayra[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 7:01:59pm
364 shintriad  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 7:11:27pm

So, does anyone actually care about the "issues" in this election or is it just going to come down to military history and absolutely nothing else?

Oh wait, I forgot. This is America.

Carry on.

365 zulubaby  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 7:12:49pm

Rayra, you don't know who you're dealing with ...

366 Cam  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 7:19:30pm

#364 shintriad:

So, does anyone actually care about the "issues" in this election or is it just going to come down to military history and absolutely nothing else?

What exactly did you mean by that? Explain yourself, please.

If you have a point. I for one would be happy to hear it.

367 Rayra[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 7:23:04pm
368 Rayra[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 7:29:39pm
369 locutus  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 7:45:07pm
The forgers goofed.
They could have gone out and got a daisy wheel typewriter at office works for $120 and nobody would have picked this up.

They could have bought a 1970's typewriter at a YARD SALE for five bucks...

Hell, my company was throwing away a Selectric a few years ago (which I, of course, fished out of the trash. It is now collecting dust on a shelf in my basement.)

370 Rayra[deleted]  Fri, Sep 10, 2004 7:47:15pm
371 andrew2  Sat, Sep 11, 2004 3:42:49am

Obviously Dan Blather would refer to Charles as one of the "partisan political operatives".
Dan Blames ...Operatives".

Sick. He's embracing Hilliay Clinton's paranoia. Remember when she blamed Clinton criticism on a "vast right wing conspiracy".

372 LanceKates  Sat, Sep 11, 2004 8:11:02am

I was thinking about this whole mess and something occured to me. (Horrors no!)

1.) People who hate Bush will believe CBS, period. They're going to 'forget' any of this happened like the Sheeple that they are. so CBS will go on as they have for decades.

2.) Those of us who see CBS for the lying bunch of liars that they are didn't believe CBS to begin with, so its no loss to them that we aren't tuning in waiting for their next piece of drivel.

Basically, they won't lose viewers, since those who have the ability to think in polysyllabic word stopped listening years ago.

CBS could say that an alien from the Planet Xeretrt IV gave them the documents, and those that want those documents to be real will believe it.

Remember... CBS is a part of Viacom, who brought us the wonderous Superbowl scandal. Maybe its all for ratings? [hysterically evil laugh]


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