Somehow I get the feeling, when the doctors and PA folks aren't looking, she's shaking his lifeless corpse, going "Where's the f*cking money?!" She knows her life's goin' up in smoke and she can't handle it.

The Morning After Arafatby Elliot Chodoff With Yasir Arafat apparently on his deathbed, all sides and spectators are gearing up for the great event of his passing. (We tend to believe that Arafat actually died quite a long time ago and was thrown back; he was bringing down the property values.) Funeral arrangements, travel plans and power grabbing or consolidation are all on the agenda for the new Middle East that will emerge in the wake of his departure. The Europeans, along with the NY Times and some in the US Administration, have already begun the process of ushering in the new, moderate Palestinian leadership under former prime minister Abu Mazen. Touted as “studious, gracious, pragmatic and opposed to terrorism” by the Times, Abu Mazen is expected to change the course of the Palestinian Authority as he supplants Arafat’s impossible behavioral antics with graciousness while his business suits replace Arafat’s ubiquitous uniform. If only it were so simple. All the players in this farce suffer from an unhealthy dose of wishful thinking fueled by an overpersonification of the conflict. This error is not limited to the Palestinian issue; it is present in analysis of the Iraqi situation and the terrorist war as well. These conflicts have been erroneously defined in personal terms: the enemies have been defined as Arafat, Saddam Hussein, and Osama bin Laden, respectively. Unfortunately, while each of these individuals is a problem, none of them constitute THE problem, which extends far beyond their personal influences. In the case of the Palestinians, Abu Mazen is more a moderate in form than in substance. His real name, Mahmoud Abbas, is used primarily in the Western media, while among Palestinians he is referred to by his nomme de guerre, which he took along with the other Fatah (literally, the Palestine National Liberation Movement) terrorists in the early days of the movement. He remains a leader in both Fatah and the PLO, both still committed to armed struggle (terrorism) for the liberation of Palestine (given their names, what else could they possibly want?). His immediate in-house competition comes from Abu Ala (Ahmed Qurei), the current prime minister and another old Fatah hand, and Marwan Barghouti, head of the Tanzim branch of Fatah, and currently serving five life sentences in an Israeli prison for murder. They are truly a group of liberal democrats. Opposing them are the Islamic terrorists of Hamas in Gaza and an assortment of others who can make the transition interesting, if bloody. We are not predicting a civil war (although it is certainly not out of the question), but some armed confrontations are likely, along with attempts to launch large scale terrorist attacks in Israel as a means of gaining support on the Palestinian street. And here lies the problem. No matter how soft spoken or raucous, the next generation of Palestinian leadership will have to overcome Arafat’s deadliest legacy: the inculcation of murderous values in a generation of Palestinians who expect their leaders to continue to fight Israel rather than compromise and end the conflict. Until they succeed in reversing that attitude and surviving the effort, Arafat’s terrorist ideology will continue to direct the course of events. Consequently his death will have no effect in moderating the conflict and may even lead to its escalation as those who attempt reforms will be branded as traitors to the legacy.
Additional articles can be found at [Link: www.me-ontarget.com...]

They are trying to bury Abu Ammar (Arafat) alive

They'd better hurry, then. Assuming they're not already too late.

Paragraphs, please.

I have a great idea, let's bury the two of them together, she might not be easy to get into the coffin, but I'm sure these boys know a thing or two about that. First though they want to know, the numbers of the bank accounts. She doesn't know them, that's why she is stalling. She is afraid the Fish might come to while she is away and give the numbers to someone else.
I say bury both of them, its the only way to be sure. do it now.

Yasser Arafat’s wife said in an emotional television interview on Monday that a planned visit by Palestinian leaders to her husband in a Paris hospital was aimed at “burying (him) alive.”

Well, the idea does have some merit (if the slimeball indeed lives).

If the Israelis incinerated him like they did to that crippled pedophile worshipper a few months ago, There would be an outcry, and the savages would merely attack Israel. However, Arafag's slow lingering death is all the better since the Paleswine have time to pick sides for the coming power struggle. If these pigs slaughter each other with as much glee as they kill civilized humans, the body count could be huge.

Of course that's a good thing.

Israeli media reported earlier it was likely Arafat, hospitalized in a French military hospital on Oct. 29

I'm confused-

"French military?"

Huh?

Is it me?

So how rotted will the corpse be before she admits he's dead?

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If Suha did indeed have physical, er, relations with Arafat (which I personally don't believe), even once, and as such produced the devil's spawn, then she is entitled to the billiions.

No one, even if as vile a humanoid creature as Suha, should have to endure such a supremely awful experience without getting paid.

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OMG she's reading scrapple
Partial-Burial Abortion for Arafat

It stinks already, but she's used to that. I guess all that money covers up the smell.

Ding Dong! The witch is dead!

Hell hath no fury like a post-op transsexual scorned.

Wassup, Alkmst?

This gets better and better.

Go Suha!

I appeal to you to be aware of the scope of the conspiracy

Has she been talking to Hillary?

I don't care if he's still breathing. Plant the savage already.

I know this rumor has been in circulation for some time now, but it looks like the pinata is cracking, and the sweets are hitting the streets!

Arafat was bangin' his body guards!

Liver disease?. Lets just call it what it is: AIDS.

Powerline is all over it, Frum at NRO is on it, how long before the whole world gets a whiff?

There could not be a more fitting end to this sad chapter.

'French military hospital'

Specialists in injuries sustained in the back and buttocks.

Israeli media reported earlier it was likely Arafat, hospitalized in a French military hospital on Oct. 29, would be taken off any life-support machines during the high-level visit.

#1: Okay, before the meeting is called to order, did everyone get coffee, water, whatever you want to drink?

Unintelligible female shouting from next room.

#2: I don't think Suha is getting what she wants.

#1: Good one, Abu. Okay, first item, the new design for the official Palestinian Authority Stationery. Ahmed, please put the proposed template up on the screen.

Ahmed: I can't plug in the projector. There aren't any free outlets here.

#1: So there aren't. Hmm, let's see. Ahmed, go ahead and pull out that big orange cord. That will free up an outlet for you.

Ahmed, grinning: Yes, sir!

After plus is pulled, humming noises from next room cease, and unintelligible shouting from female there resumes.

#1: So. This first design is based on a French template of...

#4 rorschach 11/7/2004 06:59PM PST
Paragraphs, please.

Oops. Sorry. I just cut the whole thing and pasted...

Most of the good stuff from [Link: www.me-ontarget.com...] is no longer posted on the site itself, but sent in an email newsletter. I must have html turned off in my email client or something...

Anyway, it's definitely worth signing up for Eliot's newsletter, although I tend to disregard most of what comes out of the posts from Yisrael Ne'eman (of the site) for anything other than what the sentiment is of the moderate leftists in Israel.

BTW, Eliot is in the US right now, when I talk to him I will post a list of his tour dates...

#8 Troop Car

I'm confused-

"French military?"

Snicker, snicker -- I muttered the same joke under my breath when that Cote d'Ivoire mess started...

I suppose it's stupid of me to ask, but why does the media afford Suhahahahahahaha legitimacy as Mrs. Arafat? It's not like they have lived together or anything for the past four(?) years or that she has even seen him in that same amount of time (for which, I'm sure she praised the shit out of Allah).

And, I still refuse to believe that she actually had S-E-X with him (aaargh, runs screaming from the room).

I was going to make a joke about how Arafat probably whispered the numbers to Chirac (which is why Chirac raced to his bedside rather than meeting with Allawi), but. . . somehow I'm finding it difficult to make fun of this guy now because I'm thinking about all the people he had murdered, all the dead Israelis (and plenty of Americans too), and all the dead Arabs too. As easy as it is to make jokes about this guy, he brought unfathomable pain to so very many good families, and did incalculable damage (perhaps destruction) to his own "people". It's just so very dark and horrific. And to think of all the times he was in the White House - it's chilling.

You all are being far too harsh.

She has leveraged herself to inhereting the "Palestinian Dream" -

1. A 1981 Plymouth Horizon (automatic)

2. A sink

This whole Arafat dead/not dead/dead/not dead thing is easily explained.

No one has gone in and put the steak through his heart yet. EVERYBODY knows that's the only way to really kill a vampire.

Breaking News: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

cybermonk

top o' the evening to ya.

Thank G-d, only another 2 weeks here LLLand (NYC) and then I go home to sanity, and an arabfart-free Israel!

Yaaay!!!

She wants the red binder, and she wants it NOW.

Alkmyst
I see Netanyahu is getting the axe, it is the rumor that Olmert wants his job. Not a good situation to go home to.
Although being Arafish free is a wonderful feeling.

Under stress people like Suha really go all out. She's got to have some heavy duty Axis II diagnosis like many in the Arab world.

Thinking about it, it loses some of its entertainment value. The greedy pathetic woman may be setting herself up for getting killed. Does anyone think Fwaance will provide Suha with sufficient protection? I doubt it.

Debka reports that Suha won't give permission to shut off the life support until she gets a written agreement for a multi-million dollar settlement from the PA. Meanwhile, the French have given the PA orders to get Arafat out of their hospital (since he has been dead for a week now). They will officially announce his death Tuesday, once they figure out where to bury him.

#23

traveler

I'm sorry, I lost my French dictionary, before I found my French dictionary,please enlighten.

She can tell he's dead because he's starting to smell much better.

#27 Bernadette 11/7/2004 07:13PM PST
No one has gone in and put the steak through his heart yet. EVERYBODY knows that's the only way to really kill a vampire.

Ive got my trusty leatherman out and a stick, an I'm just whittlin Dixie... :-)

Bernadette: is that a Prime?
I'd like to see the Fish with a Steak through his heart.
My bad.

I blogged this on my blog but I had to post it here as well.

Dear Suha,

It’s the way your culture works, baby. Now you won’t be able to go on $300 million shopping sprees in Paris anymore. And you know just how the French love formerly wealthy and powerful people who no longer can pay the bills.

How about a small apartment in the 20em arrondissment? You could be with all your former subjects – people who look up to you…for your money and power, which you no longer will have.

That’s just too bad though, isn’t it?

Maybe you should just jump in the grave with your “beloved” and spare yourself the humiliation of having to beg in the streets. You’re fucking ugly, you have absolutely no value to society, and you are a bitch. If there will be one thing I’ll be glad Arafat never did, it would be to never have given you the bank account numbers.

If I ever see you pan-handling in Paris, I’ll be sure to spit in your Pillsbury dough boy face before walking on.

I... feel absolutely no pity for her.

First off: they (THE IDF) need to launch a missile or two or three right into his hospital bedroom. Who cares if it's in france? am I right or am I right?

No seriously, here is arafish "fighting" for his life, yet for years he's sent gullable young men and women to their deaths as "martyrs". Talk about irony. It's disgusting how he and the rest of the arab world have used the "palestinians" as tools against Israel.

#37 Julia

Surf and Turf literally?

Suha will find out how quick her lovers and "friends" leave her once the money's gone. She's ugly and a bitch and the only reason anyone put up with her was because of her money.
Frankly, her life would not be worth a shekel once the Pali's find out how much she stole. She might not last till spring.
Good riddance.

#31 cybermonk 11/7/2004 07:16PM PST
I see Netanyahu is getting the axe, it is the rumor that Olmert wants his job.

Olmert is a 2-bit suckup that's been training for diplomacy as soon as they started taking him on embassy missions to the U.S. If Bibi doesn't lose his spine and back out, chances are getting more and more likely that the Sharon dictatorship will fall to new elections soon.

If he had half a brain left, he would immediately call off the surrender and claim all of it until a suitable negotiating partner can be found. And I don't mean Barghoulthi or any of the other terrorists that he had as puppets in the PA...

I mean no deal at all until they get someone with NO ties to terrorism. Which would rule out any pali over the age of 3.

Banagor:

Why waste the fontspace?

There will be enough strong arms to deal with Suha Arafat. After all, women have a very low place in their society. She has no political power with anyone.

If I were her, I'd slip away to some island that no one knows the name of.

JPost: Senior editors at the BBC are understood to have remonstrated with their correspondent, Barbara Plett, over her "misjudgment" in revealing on air that she had cried when Yasser Arafat's Jordanian helicopter carried him away from Ramallah en route to hospital in France.

The BBC has received some 500 complaints about Plett's broadcast, which was broadcast on its Radio 4 program, "From Our Own Correspondent."

In her report, Plett said: "When the helicopter carrying the frail old man rose above his ruined compound, I started to cry . . . without warning."

She went on to reflect that, "in quieter moments since I have asked myself, why the sudden surge of emotion? I suppose there was a pathos about the strong contrast between this and other journeys Yasser Arafat has made."

In her report, entitled "Yasser Arafat's unrelenting journey," Plett noted that "foreign journalists seemed much more excited about Mr. Arafat's fate than anyone in Ramallah We hovered around the gate to his compound, swarming around the Palestinian officials who drove by, poking our microphones through their dark, half-open windows."

She lamented that amid all the media activity just a few hundred loyalists turned out to see him off from Ramallah, "waving and calling out one of his favorite sayings: 'The mountain cannot be shaken by the wind'."

Where were the people, she asked, "the mass demonstrations of solidarity, the frantic expressions of concern?" Then she answered her own question: "I think this history explains Palestinian emotions better than mine.

"For me, it was probably the siege. I remember well when the Israelis re-conquered the West Bank more than two years ago, how they drove their tanks and bulldozers into Mr. Arafat's headquarters, trapping him in a few rooms, and throwing a military curtain around Ramallah.

"I remember how Palestinians admired his refusal to flee under fire. They told me: 'Our leader is sharing our pain, we are all under the same siege'. And so was I. Maybe that gives me some connection to the man whose presidential compound became a prison.

"I know what it is like to stare at the same four walls and find them staring back; to watch tanks swing their turrets outside my window; to scan rooftops for snipers during brief hours of freedom between curfews. I could understand why Palestinians responded to Mr. Arafat then the way they did."

It is thought that such sentiments will fuel accusations that the BBC is incorrigibly pro-Palestinian, despite the October 2003 appointment - with support from Israel's Foreign Ministry - of an ombudsman to oversee its reporting of Middle East affairs.

The contract of the ombudsman, Malcolm Balen, was recently extended for a second year.

This is not Barbara Plett's first brush with controversy over her alleged bias in covering the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

Three years ago, she was the subject of an Israeli embassy protest to the BBC over Palestinian celebrations following the 9/11 attacks. The then-press secretary D.J. Schneeweiss charged that Plett and her colleague, Orla Guerin, "went to great lengths to put the pictures 'in context' and insisted that the celebratory pictures did not reflect the sentiments of the majority of Palestinians."

"My question," he wrote, "is whether these blatant and apparently coordinated attempts to guide the British audience away from making its own judgments about the pictures on their screens did not derive from the BBC's correspondents bowing to Palestinian pressure.

"If this is not the case, then it would appear that we have an equally grave situation in which the BBC's correspondents willfully and of their own accord see themselves as champions of the Palestinian cause, mobilizing at a time of a [Palestinian public relations] crisis to limit the damage to the Palestinian image abroad."

What's the story on the Arafat/Suha turkey baster kid? Remember the original story was that Suha had to haul her fatness off to France because the kid had leukemia? Then I heard that wasn't true. Now some media outlets are reporting it as fact. Anyone know the truth?

Her money is in her Bank account. I don't know why she is screaming, but just assume thayt somebody is paying her to stall so they can get their revetments prepared for the coming bloodbath.

Julia:

I suppose grammatically it should have been stake?

MY bad.

If he's a werewolf it would be easier grammatically, you can only spell silver bullet one way.

33 louis: Tuesday Israel time, I believe. The Israeli papers are saying that the death of the corpse will occur on Tuesday. That would fit with France having set a deadline.

The Israeli papers also said that the funeral would occur two days later. I thought according to Islam it was supposed to occur within 24 of the death. Anyone able to clarify this?

Bernadette:

The Surf goes under the turf. Ding dong!

“I appeal to you to be aware of the scope of the conspiracy. They are trying to bury Abu Ammar (Arafat) alive,”

Bury him alive, bury him dead - WTF gives a shit?

Just get rid of the filthy animal already.

Bernadette: I'm a louche librarian. I have to live up to my form.

She's not in a good mood. She got the results of her HIV test.

#51 Thom

I wish they'd just tell her that if she has a concern about burying him alive they can put a bell in the coffin that he can ring if he "wakes up."

Or a cell phone.

News from the Future-

In a stirring ceremony, Yassir Arafat was released back into the Hudson River, his native habitat. Giving a heartening splash with his tail, he dived to the bottom, where he was promptly impaled among three tons of rusty hypodermic needles. Said one spectator, "Gee. I was expecting to see his family. Ungrateful bastards!"

In related news, the Japanese fishing fleet Kuroshai discovered a migration of Arafish westward the Humboldt current...

#54 Bernadette

You know ... that's a great idea!

The cell phone would need a wire or something to improve reception x feet under ground, but the principle is sound.

Bravo!

Of course, another option is cremation. If he wakes up and starts screaming, turn up the heat ...

The truth is she is taking a page from the liberal handbook of LIE THROUGH YOUR TEETH. She is setting us westerners, even the French, up to be villified by the muslim world as proclaiming the man dead before he was, or murdering him somehow. Which just shows ta go ya that you cannot help these people, without getting PUNISHED.

munga

I think she needs another comforting hug and kiss from Hillary.

What the hell is wrong with Arafat? Can’t he even keep his wife’s mouth shut? Where is that iron fist of his? Hah hah. From what I read, most Arab men keep their wives (plural) under lock and key. But if he is the most "powerful" of his type (you know, psycho-leader), what is the deal?

Even worse, I did a quick Google image search and there isn’t one photo of her wearing a burka or chador. Ironically, he (Arafat) is the one wearing the head covering.

[Link: images.google.com...]

Note the photo of Arafat’s wife and Hilary Clinton. Hah.

[Link: images.google.com...]

oops this is a much better thread for this, please forgive the double post: Just got this from a correspondent in Israel (well I just read my email, it was obviously sent before the election)

As you probably know, Clinton was a primary advocate, if not architect of the Oslo accords. One of the more important provisions of the Oslo Accords was that the Palestinians must change the Palestinian Charter, the charter via which the PLO and the PA are controlled. The specific change was the call for total destruction of Israel, must be deleted.

Clinton, as you also probably recall, came here to "see to" implementation of this proviso. He travelled to Gaza to witness himself the vote for deletion of this paragraph.

However, Clinton is arrogant and was too proud to bring with him an qualified interpreter. He relied on his good friend Arafat. Well, why not? Wasn't this man the most respected and frequent White House visitor during all those years? However, in Israel, we do have people who understand Arabic and the nuances of what is spoken.

The Palestinians do not have a parliament and the body that convened in Gaza does not have the right or the legal jurisdiction to change the Charter. He did not bother to check this. Who was this body? It is a group of "elders" who advise the PA on policy and tactics. What exactly did they vote on? The question raised was "Is Clinton a son of a monkey and a clown?" General agreement was that he is, indeed, a clown.

In other words, Clinton was publicly, VERY publicly, laughed at in his face, in front of the entire Arab world, and he was too stupid and arrogant to notice.

I googled but was unable to verify the interpreter part. Anybody ever hear of this?

Watch to see what brave nation supplys the aircraft for the return of the corpse. I think the IAF may be planning an in-flight cremation...

57 mungagungadin: Yes. Like the story of the frog and the scorpion.

Any volunteers to perform the Ghusl?

Anyone...Anyone...

#56 Thom

LOL!

The prototype gold digger.

Marries him, has a child, ditches him --he sends her 100,000 a month and she obviously stays married to him for the money. Now in danger of losing it.

The French opened the investigation into her Swiss accounts earlier this year --because of PA money laundering. Maybe that's why they have been cooperating (with Rashid??)

Article:

Suha Arafat and Mohammad Rashid are the only people who know the numbers of the bank accounts in which Arafat has put "gigantic" sums of Palestinian Authority money, the Israeli newspaper Yediot Ahronoth reported.
Suha and Rashid are known not to get along. [Link: www.nypost.com...]

This one says Suha DOESN'T know all the account numbers, only Rashid does, and he doesn't like Suha. That concurs with other reports that she has banned Rashid from his room.

Article:
Suha, hopes to inherit at least part of his fortune. But Palestinian leaders are demanding it be handed over to their people.

The details are known only to his closest confidant, financial adviser Mohammed Rashid.

While Mrs Arafat has access to some of the money, she does not know the inner workings of the accounts. She is reported to have asked Rashid to make a list of her husband's assets.

He is said to have refused, saying he would report only to the Palestinian Authority.

[Link: www.news.com.au...]

I did a quick Google image search and there isn’t one photo of her wearing a burka or chador.

That's because she's uh hem, Christian. Although she apparently became a muslim when she married the chairman. It's all such a fucking farce. How can anyone with half a brain cell be taken in by any of this.

#45 SoCalJustice

It is thought that such sentiments will fuel accusations that the BBC is incorrigibly pro-Palestinian

Ooh, I think the clue-bat's gonna leave a bruise...

We must not be too gleeful. For as it is prophesied in the Ghulagulabhach-chag, "The reign of the fish king shall be supplanted by that of the lizard king. Yet he shall not be the kindly sardonic lizard, but the wrathsome collosal lizard. So great shall his jowls be that they will carve furrows into the land. A virgin forest shall grow upon its snout, and shall give forth the odor of yeast and death. Its hindquarters shall swell as whales, and shall give forth great gushes of steam. This lizard shall be noted through all the lands for giving forth the thundering cry, 'Bash'suas-khetla,' which the Ancients translate as 'My tail itches.'"

Why'd he marry her?

I wouldn't be surprised if there were a group of possible conspirators in his cabinet(or whatever they call his leaders)

I can't ake it anymore- if I look stooopid, so be it

WHAT IS THE RED NOTEBOOK???

You know, I'm not even sure if Suha Arafat has ever really had a real job in her life...
/The Big T

47 Robert Schwartz
Her money is in her Bank account.

Not all it. Apparently he transfered 100,000 a month to HER bank accounts.

Answer:

"Thuggery, buggery, and skullduggery."

Question:

"What were Arafat's favorite activities?"

Suha is to Dorothy as red binder is to ruby slippers.

71 1234567: Why'd he marry her? So she would have adultary and bear him a child. Even a daughter would be good enough. Instead of killing her for adultary, he paid her off big time for keeping his secret and giving him hetero cover?

They are trying to bury Abu Ammar (Arafat) alive

I looked at the original Arabic text and this phrase was not properly translated. It should read:

It's my money. Mine, mine, mine! My money. My penthouse. My servants, my Mercedes, my jewels, my furs and get your filthy Arab hands off my stuff.

Any volunteers to perform the Ghusl?

Ugh!

I wonder whether the "body guards" will go for one last hyena yelp with the chairman's carcass!

Hey everybody they finally decided to go into FALLUJAH. Man I've been waiting for the Marines and Army to go in there. read about it here!
Semper FI and kick the crap out them.

WHAT IS THE RED NOTEBOOK???

The red notebook was a long running joke. For months, if not years, photos taken of Arafat at his desk always showed a red notebook within a large stack of papers on the desk. For months at a time, the red notebook would not change position on Arafat's desk. So rather being hard at work, Arafat appeared to be hardly working.

48 Bernadette

I suppose grammatically it should have been stake?

Nope. "Pork chop".

#73 eeevil conservative

WHAT IS THE RED NOTEBOOK???

It was always there in a pile of folders, papers, etc. on the 'Fish's desk. Whenever you saw pictures of him sitting behind his desk inside his compound in Ramallah there were always piles of crap all over table in front of him, and there it was...the red binder.

#70

Fish sez " You shall never obtain the Necronomicon!"

Suha Related Confession

I have a confession to make after looking at Suha's picture.

One time when I was in High School a friend of mine said he wanted to go out with this really cute girl. He said that she would only go out with him if he found a date for her friend. My buddy told me she had a "great personality" (and every man knows what I mean) but I was a good friend and did my part. Long story short, I'm pretty sure I took Suha to a drive in movie in eleventh grade. Anyone else have that suspicion.

82 perfect

Thanks! Now I can enjoy the funnies without feeling abashed and stupid. Forgive me, I live on one of those RED STATES.

Similar to the RED NOTEBOOK were the “Baby wipes.” There are dozens of photos taken of Arafat at various meetings over the years. In many of these photos, there is a box of baby wipes on the desk top next to Arafat. It was noted often, but I don’t think anyone at LGF knows why the baby wipes were there. We didn't want to think about the horror.

#82, #84

Don't forget the baby wipes. Perfect for performing Ghusl.

#87 eeevil conservative

Hey, the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. :)

That's right; blame the news media, Suha!

For what's it's worth, Suha is nominally a Christian Palestinian and her "God is Great" refrain - repeated literally ad nauseum by the beheaders as they commit yet another atrocity - shows where her true feelings lie.

Charles is right about this woman. She is a parasite living very well (so far) off mid-east misery.

Thanks Thom

Another question:

Anyone here believe the story about Clinton having a plan to drop a NUKE? LOL! I odn't buy it. I think htat has been "leaked" now, to make him not look impedent. If the election had gone to Kerry, we would have never heard such a bunch of crud. JUST MHO.

I think Suha is hot...

Damn...I have to get out more

OT

I just saw the Larry O'Donnel secession threat on the McLaughlin group. Does anyone know if he followed up on this or if more has been said in this regard.

More importantly - where is the red notebook?

Don't Arab Christians refer to "God" as "Allah"? I think I read somewhare that the Arabic translation of the Bible uses "اللّه " when talking about the Christian God; the same word as they use for the Mahommedan deity.

#88

Other things on Arafat's desk with ominous connections:

An "Alvin" chipmunk figurine, a bottle of vaseline, and a Hansen CD

Two quarts of motor oil, a beer bong, a guinea pig, and a jar full of marbles

A portrait of Jim Morrison, a broken Bic pen, a nail, a Sterno can, and a hand-mirror

The jawbone of King Henry IV, a cigar, and roll of duct tape

A chihuahua, four lengths of string, three tongue-depressors, a pot full of of boiling oil, a Wolverine action figure sitting on a pizza "table, and a Spice Girls CD

A fifth of Jack, a side of ham, and a hypodermic syringe

A doberman-pinscher, a garden hose, a bottle of nyquil, and a funnel

A picture of Clinton, a case of cigars, a can of sardines, and a Fedex box

A loaded shotgun, blindfolds, a giant donkey-shaped pinata filled with salt, and noise-makers

#99 pookleblinky

It's unsettling to me that you know so specifically what is on his desk. You haven't ever played the part of a hyena have you?

wilmington,

that was DISGUSTING!!

I just have to say:

I'm still laughing. I'm going to blog this at some point but...

The guys who run the grocery store down the street from me are Palestinian - and they HATE Arafat.

I just told them about this latest bit of news (I've been sharing with them all the news I get about this every time I see them) and they laughed. They laughed so hard. They told me a few months ago that they don't actually know anyone who likes Arafat and isn't being paid by him. Honestly, they couldn't be happier he's dead and that she's freaking out about "her" money.

It was a warm and fuzzy feeling I got, being united with them in some way. The one guy who owns the store is an elderly nice guy and we talk a lot. And I tell you, he really is so happy Suha is getting shafted and Arafat is nearly in the grave. I think that if this keeps up, we may be looking at a much better relationship in time.

What should they do with the money? The Swiss should freeze his accounts (it's been done in other cases) and not release it until it can be allotted to really helpful initiatives...such as building sewers, roads, infrastructure.

Of course, there is a civil war to fight first on the Palestinian side. I hope the reasonable people emerge victorious. I know it may not look like it, but there's a chance. Israel should seize upon that chance now. It has to do everything it can to undercut the terrorist loving cultural groups which pervade the entire society in Gaza and the West Bank. It has to act fast with the United States.

Meanwhile, send Suha to the gallows. I'd say to fling her to the lions, but I would never want any animal to eat something that fetid and foul. Shoot her and dump her in a sandy and unmarked grave.

It's the only way to be sure.

In 1998 a team of anthropologists traveled through the mideast to research the sociological record left in the garbage. In a ditch 20 kilometers from Tel Aviv, they discovered a partially buried dumpster, with a 7-11 label still legible.
Inside that dumpster were found all the above-named objects, in various states of mutilation and filth. Several Polaroids prove the identity of the former owner to be Arafat.
Forensic examination matched traces of varnish, brylcream, vaseline, and squamous cells; with traces recovered from the hands of diplomats who had shaken hands with Arafat.

This account is entirely accurate in all those aspects which I am qualified to judge.

#73 - eeevill conservative
#82 - perfectsence
#97 - ajackson

please pay Attention To Detail-
it is not a "notebook"

it is a "binder" -

a "RED BINDER"

#90 - Thom

easy now.

#104 TroopCar

#90 - Thom

easy now.

Pardon?

SO, WILL SUHA GET DEATH BENEFIT, PENSION, tax exemption. From 110,000 US dollars per month, how much will she recieve now? Just where did all that money come from? UNWRA? I hear Larry King will have her on next Thursday (joking). Buh bye Suha, buh bye Yessir.

#105 - Thom

"Why would a red binder be dreaded?"

C'mon now - get with the program

don't be an enabler

this isn't Kos

"Ever Upward"

#107 TroopCar

What the fuck are you talking about?!

98, David: yes, it's the same word.

More haiku!

Putrefaction comes
to The Palestinian:
Yasser Arafat

and

Poor little Suha,
no more Beluga for her.
Was it worth it, whore?

#108 - Thom

Identify Yourself-

you're about to get earholed.

#110 TroopCar

I still have no idea what you're on about, but if you continue you're going to make a complete ass of yourself, all of two days after you registered and decided to share your 10 profound comments with us ...

"Why would a red binder be dreaded?"

Ummm, it's full of explicit "Lions and Hyenas" photographs?!

Pass the baby wipes, Abdul!

#111 - Thom

If you don't know now -

You will never know

#113 TroopCar

Whatever.

Assuming the topic of this thread is cockfighting, this next comment will be very irrelevant.

Suppose that you are Suha. Your terrorist husband, may the pigs walk backward, has just died, cutting off your supply of blood money. You are alone in the world. Wouldn't you begin casting eyes toward possible successors to Arafat? You're still a strapping 230 pounds! What qualities would you look for? I'll tell you: rabid antiSemitism, schizophrenia, pederasty, wealth, and a deformed siamese twin nestled within the abdomen. And have I got a match for you! He is none other than Michael Moore!

Hey! Have I hit the LFG big time? Do I have my own personal stalker?!

Schweet.

Unfortunately, my stalker seems to be a moron with absolutely no wit or humor.

Now, the real LFG stars had pests who could come up with "witticisms" like "Fat Eddie the Weather Balloon" and "the Hashemite Howdy Doody" and "Dondi". But all I get is this useless, cryptic turd.

Why, O why! does life suck so bad?

{sob}

</fuck you>

#115 ploome hineni

LOL! I was typing while you were typing.

Me slow typist person.

Check yer mail.

#114 - Thom

You're British -

that's O.K.

Still looking forward to tomorrow's posts!

(I assume) we're both on the same team.

LOL, LGF is slightly bizarre tonight.

maybe troopcar will drive off somewhere

A cliff?

#120 ploome hineni

Ah, the good old days ... when trolls just came out and called me Goebbels and Yassin, instead of just dancing around ...

Good ol' Gor-don.

dB^/

#121 TroopCar

Assume this, dick hole.

ploome, give Ted Kennedy the keys.

Thom, LOL! I think that drives Gordon up the wall.

#126 zulubaby

I certainly hope so.

Thom no like the nazi crap, so this neantherdal redneck reply with fart wav.

#127 ploome hineni

Zip it good.

dB^)

Suha can feel all that money slipping away, out of her grasp, and she isn’t happy.

The poor thing, bless her.

NOT.

ick, ick yuck, phew, blech, ugh.

Sorry, real words aren't available to me at this moment.

Christ:

I haven't seen the Brits this exercized since the Fergie Incident.

What is this TroopCar person on about?

At least when trolls used to come here and spew crap about the "evil Zionists" and "opressed Palestinians", It was pretty easy to get where they were coming from!

#132 David

What is this TroopCar person on about?

Who knows?

{For the record, I was born and raised in Maryland ...}

{For the record, I was born and raised in Maryland ...}

Ahh, Kerry country. No redneck W voters there;)

Hell hath no fury like a ho-bag scorned.

I'd rather see Arafart's stolen billions wind up in the be-jew-eled (pun intended, it's Jewish owned and she's violating the Muslim boycott) coffers of Chanel than in the incendiary pockets of the PA.

I think I'm starting to like the fat bitch. I can't wait for her tell-all book.

(haven't read the whole thread, so sorry if this idea already came up):

Now that Arafat's aides have said he is not in a coma, when the Pali leaders show up, he will suddenly "come to", transfer his billions back to the PA, then soon after expire. All this witnessed by a host of "credible" parties.

No wonder Suha is screaming.

PA leaders cancel Paris trip in uproar over Arafat's wife

Tayeb Abdel Rahim, a senior Arafat aide, also said that the critical comments by Suha Arafat "don't represent our people." He spoke after Suha Arafat lashed out at her husband's top lieutenants in a furious call to Al-Jazeera television.

In what she called "an appeal to the Palestinian people," broadcast live by the pan-Arab network, Suha Arafat accused Palestinian officials on their way to Paris of conspiring to usurp the role her husband has held for four decades as Palestinian leader.

"Let it be known to the honest Palestinian people that a bunch of those who want to inherit are coming to Paris," she screamed in Arabic over the telephone.

Oy Suha.

I just love this:

A Hamas spokesman said after Qureia's departure that "we must set up a joint national leadership to make decisions until elections are held. What was permitted to Yasser Arafat is forbidden to others and we must not let interested parties in the PA and PLO control Palestinian destiny.

So, others are forbidden to murder, lie, bugger, and embezzle? I doubt that's what they really mean to say...

And this:

"Arafat derived his authority from being a symbol, but others don't have that privilege."

How primitive! It seems Arabs in general don't even realize how backward is this whole concept of the "everything is okay for the symbol guy." Of course, since the Muslims already idolize a murdering, treacherous, lying pedophile, I suppose we can't really be surprised that this is a common trait in the Arab world now.

I just hope the Philistines go at each others throats and the majority end up killing each other off, while the Israelis stand back and just watch. What a legacy for Arafat's years of spewing hatred, such poetic justice!

I can't resist parodying a line from "Guys and Dolls":

Suha, Suha,
What can you duha ...

(Sorry.)

Lets not be too cruel to her if she did not undergo IVF (which I believe she may have) to become pregnant- I can tell you that it would take me 30 million smackeroos US , 5 shots of Wild turkey and an injection of Hypnoval before I could come to share his bed for as long as it took.

I would expect to be named Queen Suha the 1st of the new Kingdom of Philistine along with Crown Prince Zarha- clear the state of rifraf back to Egypt, Jordan and to hell if necessary or set them to work for a change- those who do not work- carving time-and make it the duty free shopping centre of the Middle East.

I would expect that she is actually very scared, once the old turd is gone her life will not be safe. I expect she will be asking Israel to come to her rescue the only place where she could expect to keep her head on her shoulders providing she does not catch the Bus. The Pali's would kill her out of spite even if they cannot get the money- they are not going to see Arafats woman enjoying it. The terror leaders loved Arafat- I don't think--- he had the combinations to those Swiss Numbered Bank accounts and they are all desperately hoping that they can find out where they are hidden- bet the old beggar had then sutured inside his body???

Has Sufa called Imelda Marcos to inquire about who built that freezer unit for Ferdinand?

Rose ---
I think of Rosemary's Baby -- when the cloven-hoofed one did the deed with Mia.
Except Arafish is/was uglier, stinkier, and only slightly less Evil than Satan.

Maybe someone will make a movie about the events of these last two days.

They could call it "Weekend at Yasser's"

While our esteemed 42nd President may give a solid meter reading on the skank-o-meter, even he had limits, especially when if came to receiving that "Mafia don kiss on both cheeks" from Arafat.

On one of these "news magazine" shows, he gave his Bubba grin as he explained how one of his high-ranking aides (he said, but I am not remembering) taught him how to avoid the Mafia kiss. The maneuver was to give Arafat one of those hammer lock, grab his hand and forearm with both hands kind of politician handshakes so he couldn't get near Mr. Clinton's face. Oh, if the Secret Service only knew what we know now!

This is excellent!!

California Sheik Hamza Yusouf Speaks Out Against Terrorism

[Link: www.memritv.org...]

#134 David

We're getting better!

If it weren't for Baltimore and two moonbat counties ...

hasn't this gone beyond all the requirements necessary for an "honor" killing... yet?

to #144

so wrong,

but could someone get in touch w/

John Lovitz' agent for a screen tst / Italian Restaurant

table cloth fitting ? He also wore snappy eyewear as

a young head-chopper...

I would totally love that movie better than that

Alfie garbage. By the way greetings from RED w/

a Capital R Murder Capital DC. I was for W, as were

19, 006 others. 200, 000 for jfk (backstabbing squid),

though. One can smell the disbelief on the Metro...

He kills a couple of Mr. Charlies & all of a sudden he

wants a medal...