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Sun, Mar 19, 2006 at 9:00:25 pm PST

A pro-US article posted on an Islamic web site by a Muslim serving in the US armed forces provokes some very disturbing responses:

You are the biggest idiot I have ever met.

You arent loyal to Muslims? What God do you believe in? Our God in Islam states that we have to be loyal to Islam and its followers.

It is a jihad to protect Muslim neighbors...you die a shuhada if you do. That means..YOU ARE IN HEAVEN.

There are more reasons that I can point out that Islam requires us to be loyal to Muslims..but its ok..ur an idiot!

Keep wearing that uniform you traitor!! Next time I hope you drown or fall off a mountain while you are helping our enemy.

And this, from another poster going by the name of MuslimGentleMan:

JN786/TurtlesRMe - Salaamz to all - I have no time to entertain this notion that individuals who join the US Military are heroes, above and beyond any and all others. Add to that the false sense of victimhood on the part of the author and a couple of his cronies because some Muslims on Naseeb may not have congratulated them and adorned them with flowers and you have a load of empty arguments and ignorance. As one fellow mentioned - you were not forced to join the US Military - its not as though there was a draft and you made the best of a tough situation. As someone who put himself through an Ivy League University without parents/family (passed on years earlier) and was taunted and basically harrassed by Military Recruiters who came into my high school telling me I was nothing and laughed at me when I said I would pay for college myself - I can tell everyone here - if you need money for college or Graduate School - FIND another way. It’s possible. With regard to this ‘better than thou, respect me because I joined the US Military’ attitude - the real heros are the Iraqi Resistance forces, the ones who correctly and legitimately target US occupation forces with simple weapons and with faith and dignity in the face of multi-million dollar weapons systems meant to kill them and their families if they do not submit to the nearest US soldier who has no genuine clue as to why he or she is there...they are the real heroes. Listen to them on my latest JE (in English). asalaam-u-lakum.

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1 pegcity  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:01:43pm

muslims are the enemy

2 The Space Pope  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:06:31pm

I'd like to meet one of the assholes. About 2 minutes later they would be in desperate need of a dentist.

3 Josiah Stevenson  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:08:12pm

i used to take these "people" seriously and get all mad about stuff like this...
unfortunately i think i am becoming desensitized to islamic stupidity - i dont think theres any way i can hate them aany more than i do

4 zombie  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:08:34pm

I think these American Muslims I saw yesterday would stab our troops in the back given half a chance.

5 religion of bacon  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:09:23pm

the real heros are the Iraqi Resistance forces, the ones who correctly and legitimately target US occupation forces with simple weapons and with faith and dignity

Right, ambushing someone with an IED is so dignified. And somehow he's left out the dignified attacks by Muslims on other Muslims.

What a steaming pile of self-righteous horses**t.

6 zombie  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:11:02pm

Here's another scene of some real troop supporters.

"I support the Iraqi resistance."

7 zombie  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:15:35pm

From the second comment Charles quotes:

As someone who put himself through an Ivy League University without parents/family (passed on years earlier) and was taunted and basically harrassed by Military Recruiters who came into my high school telling me I was nothing and laughed at me when I said I would pay for college myself

That sounds like utter hogwash. Military recruiters coming into high schools and laughing at students who are going to an Ivy League university?

10-to-1 the entire scenario is fabricated.

8 Cartman  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:15:40pm

I'm sorry, but IMO those of us who continue to attempt "the turning of the other cheek" philosophy are in for a rude and ugly awakening.

9 obscured by clouds  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:15:51pm

Zombie #4

I think these American Muslims I saw yesterday would stab our troops in the back given half a chance.

American Muslims. Hmmm.

10 Pro-Bush Canuck  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:16:31pm

They are straightforward and honest. They are the enemy and fully admit it.

Look, it wasn't the Muslims that radically changed all the rules since 1968. They didn't suddenly embrace multiculturalism and cultural relativism. We in the West decided to embark on that change of course. Muslims are just doing what they have always done: trying to find ways to undermine the kuffar while advancing Islam.

It is we who have changed, not them. If you want to get angry at someone, how about the people who decided that mass immigration from cultures known to be openly hostile to the West would be a good idea. Or the people who fill our children's heads with the idea that the West is a moral abomination and that the likes of the Palestinian "martyrs" are noble freedom fighters?

I am a complete enemy of Islam. However I don't hate them in the way I hate our own leftists. I hope we defeat the Islamists; I have no idea how we will deal with the left in the long run (except perhaps their failure to breed may phase them out over time).

11 lowandslow  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:19:37pm

Again from MissChe

I cannot believe how yall dont care that the gun he is aiming is pointing at MUSLIMS! I dont care if they pass out Aid to little kids..at night they're shooting at them. Obviously America doesnt want their soldiers to know how evil they are..so they hand them goody bags to pass out and smile. hhahaha if u are a sucker and fall to those lies..then by all means..be a sucker mr. yusuf traitor naqvi.

Must be one of those moderates I keep hearing about.

12 Cartman  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:19:51pm

#7 zombie

Those were my thoughts, as well. I've seen the recruiters at schools and universities. A relatively modest display table, very low-key. A kid wants to see what they're all about, he or she is free to sit down and talk. This was most certainly another fabrication on the fly.

13 rusta  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:20:49pm

Why do muslims say nothing about Shia killing Sunni or Sunni killing Shia? They only scream when Dal-Hurb responds back to keep from being killed...

14 kateca  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:21:00pm

you were "taunted and harrassed" by the Military Recruiter's?

Oh you poor thing. you must feel so abused,,,

Where is the ACLU? Have they been notified of this injustice?

15 Mr. E. Train  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:21:10pm

Islam-o-facism...

Nothing a good zombie holocaust couldnt fix.

Knew I shouldnt have watched 28 days later on cable.

16 tompain  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:24:50pm

#15 Mr. E Train

How do you turn zombies into zombies?

17 Apu Pibat  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:26:12pm

Hmmm...doesn't sound too much different from what our American moonbats spew.

18 tompain  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:26:39pm

#15 Mr. E

Nevermind ... I get it.

The H-word is a little creepy, however.

19 Ziggy'sGrammy  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:29:43pm

I don't understand why these responses are labled as "disturbing". This is the way they think.

Any religion with a pedophile (who was afraid of both women and dogs) for a prophet is in trouble from the beginning. Add the 9th century thinking that they also profess and intend to spread, we are all in trouble.

Jesus taught us to render unto caeser that which is caeser's and to G-d that which is G-ds. The muslims have nothing that replicates this. Everything has to do with islam.

Did you know that the children in islamic countries are not taught about dinosaurs? Isn't that sad? No music, no joy, only seething. What a terrible way to live.

No thanks. When the time comes and these 'citizens' show themselves, I hope that we will have the fortitude to deal with them. I doubt it though. There have been at least 3 jihad attempts in the last six months here in the US (the Lodi group, the Oklahoma guy who blew himself up, and the bozo in North Carolina). Where is the outcry? Let one Christian or Jew say a bad word to a muslim and they seeth for weeks. They try to kill us, not a word. To bad really, I happen to beleive that western civilization is really pretty cool and will be very sad to see it go.

20 The Other Les  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:29:53pm

Find 'em and deport 'em.

Any questions?

21 Morenuancedthanyou  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:34:51pm

Let's see, Hasandaddy seems to be a reasonable Muslim. Icekool is almost reasonable, but he drags in the subject of Jooos... I've devoted 15 minutes to finding reasonable Muslims, on a site full of them, and I am not coming up with very many. Could I be wasting my time...

22 Mr. E. Train  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:35:16pm

Ya see, jihadi-zombies eat ka-bobs.
Your truely undead zombies eat brains. The former still has a heart beat allthough at some point they decide murder-suicide is ok. Its at this point that they lose their soul.

Now your classic walking dead has neither a heart beat nor soul. Essentially these are just evil meat puppets who seek human flesh. They seem especially drawn to teenagers making out or women in showers.

Jihadi nazis on the other hand seek only the destruction of their targets flesh. Prime targets for this beast seems to be students on busses, families at ice cream shops and young couples at discos.

To transform jihadi-zombies into the more classic walking dead would pobably require a 50 gallon drum filled with toxic waste and the body of an evil serial killer.

23 kateca  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:35:51pm

Notice how these accusations are never recorded. Don't these people have cell phones? or something?

24 Cartman  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:37:23pm

#10 ProBush Canuck

I have no idea how we will deal with the left in the long run (except perhaps their failure to breed may phase them out over time).

Unfortunately, the left will always be amongst us, in any society, Democratic or otherwise. The evolution of human nature dictates that there will always remain a segment of any society that is unwilling to contribute to the greater good, as long as that concept is tollerated. Subsistence and support for these unfortunates absolutely depends upon the notion of ideological handouts. It's become a well-oiled machine, thanks to the Democratic party in this country, and the liberal agendas in Canada, the EU and Australia. Yet we must take heart. According to Darwin, in times of extreme eco-stress, only those who retain the instincts for survival through self-perpetuation and creativity will survive. Those who are not able to take care of themselves through no fault of their own, will only be cared for and nurtured through the protection of their peers who pass this evolutionary test. When the going really gets tough, the sycophants will wither on the vine. Natural selection at its finest.

25 tuckunderbreak  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:42:48pm

You're either an American or a muslim. Period.

26 gonzo  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:45:14pm

Islam will turn on itself given the opportunity- hence the need to point to the west as the common enemy. When they have no readily available boogie man, they will eat each other.

27 Cartman  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:46:42pm

#19 Ziggy

Any religion with a pedophile (who was afraid of both women and dogs) for a prophet is in trouble from the beginning.

We all now realize that pedophilia and misogynistic paranoia are giant red flags. I’d just like to toss in my observation that, after having been around canines most of my life, a human being that raises the 'hackles' on a dog’s back is generally up to no good, and not to be trusted. ;)

28 kateca  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:51:32pm

Cartman
Ziggy

It's true. I knew an abusive man once (distantly) and most dogs hated him on sight.

29 rayra[deleted]  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:54:17pm
30 spam spam spam spam  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:56:17pm

#27 Cartman

That's a very good point.

From Bukhari Vol. 4, #540 - Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Umar: Allah's Apostle ordered that the dogs should be killed.

From the Hadith of Abu Dawud - #2839 - Abd Allah B. Mughaffal reported the apostle of Allah as saying: Were dogs not a species of creature I should command that they all be killed; but kill every pure black one.


The Hadith's note for #2839 says, "The prophet did not order the killing of all the dogs, for some are to be retained for hunting and watching. He ordered to kill the jet black ones. They might be more mischievous among them.

Led Zeppelin said-
"Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
Oh, oh, child, way you shake that thing
Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.
Hey, hey, baby, when you walk that way
Watch your honey drip, can't keep away."

31 Roger  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 7:58:59pm

#28 kateca

I know a dog I hated on sight. We would visit my brothers in-laws when I was a teenager. They had a doberman. The bastard would run out the walk and take one of your testicles between his teeth and pinch ya good and there was nothing you could do about it. I wanted to shoot it dead but it would have split their marriage earlier. Three months after my last humiliation I heard the bastard was chasing cars and a car one. I celebrated the bastard's death.

32 tuckunderbreak  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 8:01:00pm

So the pedo-prophet(TM) had a problem with dogs...

No wonder moo-slimes are fundamentally jacked-up.

33 Roger  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 8:01:57pm

one equals won

34 Beagle  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 8:04:03pm

#30 spam spam spam spam

He ordered to kill the jet black ones.


Mohammed's military plan is pretty effective in escalation and diverse modes of attack.

But black dogs are the best war dogs. The bigger the better.

35 MoonbatBane  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 8:05:57pm

Remember: The original poster was a US Muslim serving in the US military. Not ALL who call themselves Muslims are the enemy.

Then again, as the responses to his post show, an awful lot of them are...

36 vero  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 8:11:19pm

where is a bulldozer when you need one.

37 Beagle  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 8:18:28pm
Not ALL who call themselves Muslims are the enemy


Really? Zeyad was in the WaPo today. His on-site low key reporting was a great read. Don't need to embellish mortar attacks.

Healing Iraq Zeyad

I was really upset when he quit blogging after voting against the constitution of Iraq. I was going to make the observation it's his business. MYOB, as they say.

Sandmonkey, Religious Policeman, Nadz, Big Pharoah, then look at their favorites menus. You want moderate Muslims? There you go.

Thing is about moderates, they don't necessarily get along on the issues or form an alternative party to the extremes due to the diverging opinions. They tend to be highly educated, embarrasingly (for me) bi-lingual, and understand western secular-religious thought.

38 Roger  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 8:21:59pm

Apparently this islamist wasn't doing the will of allah but that never seems to deter his fellow islamians. They never stop and reflect. If he kills just himself, he doesn't get his 72 90 ft tall identical virgins does he?

39 The Other Les  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 8:25:02pm
40 Killian Bundy  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 8:32:41pm
the real heros are the Iraqi Resistance forces, the ones who correctly and legitimately target US occupation forces with simple weapons and with faith and dignity in the face of multi-million dollar weapons systems meant to kill them and their families if they do not submit to the nearest US soldier who has no genuine clue as to why he or she is there...they are the real heroes

Well, our heros are killing your heros at a ridiculously high kill ratio with out really trying, and at least the Laws of Land Warfare tying our hands behind our backs.

Would you like us to return to "major combat operations", you know, fire up all those "multi-million dollar weapons systems" again in earnest, release the bull in the china shop?

/you may have your "Islam delusion", but that's far from the cold, hard reality of a "genuine clue" of what "when the metal meets the flesh" really means

41 a.k.a. Will  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 8:32:58pm

There are Americans and then there are people who've managed to obtain American citizenship. We have far too many of the latter.

42 Crusader Rabbit  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 8:42:52pm

Muslims?

Hating?

American Soldiers?

The deuce you say!

43 zombie  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 8:54:42pm

Ay caramba, in the middle of all this -- I'm halfway through my SF moonbat report -- the crew of hackers that have been harrassing me out of "l'Universite Sidi Med Ben Abdallah de Fes" (i.e. the University of Fez in Morocco) have again gone on a rampage of seizing control of unattended computers around the world and using them to bombard me with viruses. I just checked the email and got a fresh byte-blitz of virus-laden emails from Lebanon, American University in Wash DC, and Ben Gurion University Israel (I'm guessing from the "...@bgumail.bgu.ac.il" suffixes), and a bunch of random French sites. Either the Moroccans are partial to hacking French computers, or the French are utterly lackadaisical in protecting themselves from being hacked. But the IPs all trace back to Morocco.

On the good side, my hosting company banned Turkey and a few other countries from accessing my site, and Pakistan has blocked me, and as a result the DDOS attacks have pretty much stopped for now.

Anyway, it was an unexpected interruption in my moonbat fisking duties. Now that I've cleaned my hard drive of all these impotent viruses, it's back to the salt mines!

44 dmjboose  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 8:55:34pm

just remember that there are still people who call themselves muslims who totally don't follow jihad and all that. Just as many self-proclaimed christians don't follow the bible too closely, some (way rarer though) muslims do the same. I had a roommate who said he was muslim, but he didn't pray once the whole semester. Therefore, I'd say rather than piss off those people (who we pretty much agree with) we should regularly make the point that we hate Islamism and it's promotion of Jihad, rather than hating muslims.

45 Killian Bundy  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 9:07:46pm

Hey, March 20th! I read somewhere, a while ago, that Iran's supposed to conduct an atomic weapon test today.

Gee, I sincerely hope it wasn't bluster.

/just itching for any excuse to bring the vortex of the global jihad down on its knees in pain and thereby solve a lot of the world's problems

46 Canadhimmis  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 9:16:18pm

#19 Ziggy's Grammy,
"To bad really, I happen to beleive that western civilization is really pretty cool and will be very sad to see it go."

Chill Grams. Western civ is winning, and winning LARGE.

Flight 93.
Afghanistan.
Iraq.
Lebanon.
Libya.
Iran (very soon)
Syria (soon)
head of snake KSA (to follow)

47 Cato the Elder  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 9:17:12pm

What the hell, it's their Kultur!

48 Mike C.  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 9:17:50pm

# 44 dmjboose

That attitude is going to buy you a lot of grief hereabouts.

# 45 K B

At least if they do, we'll know about it within minutes.

49 Mike C.  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 9:32:31pm

Zombie

You out there ? If so, take a gander at this. Looks like those DNS attacks could get a whole lot worse.

50 pat  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 9:42:57pm

I have never talked with a Muslim yet who sees America as anything more than a fat target.

51 big L  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 9:44:10pm

I am reminded often by the image of the whirling dervish character in Indiana Jones.
There he is slashing and threatening Indy with his scimitar.
Indy pulls out his Buntline Special and
Kablooey...

All this sabre rattling is like that Whrirling scimitar. It is up to us to pull out the Buntline, metaphorically speaking,of course.

52 littleoldlady  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 9:44:56pm

I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the concept of "unattended computer" (now that I have DSL). Should I add this to my list of Things That I Worry About?

53 Mike C.  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 9:53:59pm

# 52 littleoldlady

An activated firewall will block all but the most sophisticated attempts to take over your computer. There's one built into XP and many others are available. Norton Internet Security includes one, for example. But of course anytime you are not connected to the internet, your computer doesn't exist so far as this sort of thing goes.

54 Mike C.  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 9:56:25pm

# 51 Big L

I believe Jones was packing a Webley.

55 littleoldlady  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 9:57:39pm

#53 Mike C.

Okay, I have XP and my Norton firewall is on. (Whew!) But I think with DSL I'm always connected to the internet, no?

Thanks! That list of mine sure doesn't need to get any longer.

56 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 9:59:19pm

Little Old Lady

As long as you have your firewall active, anti-virus active, and have a decent anti-spyware program loaded, you should be okay

*does technical support for a living*

57 Killian Bundy  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:00:07pm
#48 Mike C.

At least if they do, we'll know about it within minutes.

Actually, we'd probably know about it well in advance. Even an underground test is quite a production, the activity visible from overhead. I believe we already know the whereabouts of their prepared test site anyway. I doubt we'd let any test come to fruition. Notice that North Korea hasn't tested any of their "weapons".

Hitting Iran

A sane and studious observer of the international scene addressed the dinner guests and concluded his optimistic analysis of our Iraqi venture with an arresting afterthought. "What we will not be seeing, when President Bush leaves office, is an Iran with a nuclear bomb."

/The Great Satan only has so much patience for all this [expletive deleted]

58 Mike C.  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:01:56pm

# 55 littleoldlady

I don't know if people connect and disconnect on DSL or not. Never had it. But I'm on dial-up and I rarely disconnect. Uusually only if I need to reboot. But your not likely to be a target for the kind of attack that can reliably defeat a reasonable firewall program. There are such attacks, but they're usually aimed at large and important targets, and that ain't you or I.

59 zombie  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:02:00pm
#52 littleoldlady
I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the concept of "unattended computer" (now that I have DSL). Should I add this to my list of Things That I Worry About?

Possibly. I'm no expert, particularly when it comes to Windows machines. but I do know that it is possible for a malicious hacker, under the right circumstances, to remotely take control of your computer. I think doing a few basic settings and precautions will protect you, but you'll have to get answers from others as to what those precautions are. All I know is that on my Mac there is a way to easily stop any unauthorized access.

Generally, it seems these hackers don't go after individuals' computers, but rather computers hooked up to a large network, such as at universities or large corporations. That way, there's a much bigger payoff for them if they succeed in breaking into one, because they can then break into a lot more on the same network. With individuals, they have to try one at a time, which is more labor intensive.

Because of that, you're probably safe already. But if you aren't sure, ask a Windows expert to make sure how to set up your system so that it can't be taken over.

60 littleoldlady  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:04:25pm

#56 Jewels,

does technical support for a living

You do?! And here I thought you were Paul Bocuse posting incognito!
;-)

/thanks

61 zombie  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:05:07pm

Ah, I see that as I was typing, several techno-experts already pre-answered your question for me! That was fast.

62 Mike C.  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:06:22pm

# 57 K B

I dunno - we might indeed let them conduct a test. That would produce absolutely irrefutable evidence that anybody with access to the VELA network could see first-hand. There could be no arguing with such evidence. And I don't believe Iran (or NK) has the wherewithal to do computer simulations that would sustitute for an actual test.

63 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:09:34pm

as to making your surfing experince easier, and your freindly tech-monkies life less aggrivating, I humbly suggest Maxthon browser. IT's built on the Internet explorer shell, and has all sortsa doo-dads, gew gaws, and other helpful plug ins to keep crapware out of yer system.

[Link: www.maxthon.com...]

it has tabbed browsing, pop-up killers, flash ad and irritation wares you can load into it. been using it for six months now. It helps severely

64 littleoldlady  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:12:12pm

#59 zombie,

All I know is that on my Mac there is a way to easily stop any unauthorized access.

If you don't mind divulging, zombie, I should know about this, too. I usually only connect to the internet on the Mac to send art or text files, but still...

I haven't hooked up the DSL to the Mac yet. When I called Verizon to complain that their facokta instructions weren't working they told me "You'd better call Apple. Macs are EVIL."

/did you ever?!

65 Mike C.  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:15:47pm

# 64 littleoldlady

Macs aren't evil, thay're just boutique machines. Kinda like SGIs relative to Suns.

66 zombie  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:16:50pm
#49 Mike C. 3/19/2006 11:32PM PST

Zombie

You out there ? If so, take a gander at this. Looks like those DNS attacks could get a whole lot worse.

Wow! That is EXACTLY what has already happened to me. From your link:

A shattering new form of the "denial-of-service" computer attack could be on the rise, according to a company that controls some of the internet's core infrastructure.

In a conventional DoS attack, computers are used to send an overwhelming amount of data to a target machine, disguised as legitimate network traffic. This barrage prevents genuine messages from reaching the target and can even cause its servers to crash. Such attacks are sometimes used to extort money from commercial websites that depend on being online to operate.

The new DoS variant hijacks a key part of the internet's address system – the Domain Name System – to amplify an attack and make it harder to defeat. DNS servers act as a directory service for internet users, so their data requests are routed to the correct destination.

To initiate the new type of attack, a message is sent to a DNS server with a forged return address, matching that of the target computer. The DNS server processes this as a valid request and "returns" the results to the target.

The return contain much more information than the initial request, meaning a few thousand forged messages can result in gigabytes of information being sent to the target.

I have already been a victim of this. I didn't know what to call them, so I called them "reverse-spam attacks," since the ones I was aware of involved sending out thousands of spam viruses around the world with my address forged as the return address. Then MAILER-DAEMON servers from Mozambique to Iceland would en masse "return" my spam to me -- often with viruses in tow -- resulting in my mail server getting overwhelmed after I receive 500 viruses per hour or so. They were doing something similar to do DOS attacks on my site, but I was too technically ignorant to understand how it worked, but it seems to match the description from that article.

Little did I know I was a cutting-edge victim!

67 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:17:48pm

littleoldlady

Okay, Are you running 1 PC attached to the DSL or multiple?

68 Mike C.  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:20:05pm

# 66 zombie

You just never know what you'll find when you click on New Scientist.

69 Killian Bundy  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:23:01pm
#56 Jewels (AKA Julian)

As long as you have your firewall active, anti-virus active, and have a decent anti-spyware program loaded, you should be okay

You can always power down your hard drive boxen when you're not using it. All the evildoers on the internet can't attack a hard dirve that's dormant and not spinning and they can't turn it on remotely either.

That's correct, isn't it?

/if not, you can power down your hard drive boxen and switch off the power strip, it'd take a miracle to remotely switch on the power strip

70 littleoldlady  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:24:17pm

#67 Jewels,

Just one PC. I haven't (and most likely won't) hook up my daughter's PC to the DSL. She wastes so much time on the internet I even have her on a timer. But I would like to hook up the Mac at some point...

I am running XP with Norton, and ewido. AOL's "security junque" kicks in every so often, but I probably should disable it since it has NEVER found a single bad thing. None of this stuff has prevented that WinFixer crap from popping up here and there. It's very annoying.

71 zombie  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:24:39pm
#64 littleoldlady

Click on your "System Preferences," then on "Network," then make sure your "Security Level" is set to something higher than "None." Beyond that, I'd rather not say in a public forum.

72 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:25:25pm

#69 Killian Bundy

I run my stuff through a UPS. powerstrips won't even slow a real power surge down and it has the virtue of have actual circut breakers built into it if a lightning bolt hits

73 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:30:50pm

littleoldlady

Okay,

I run Win XP over DSL myself. I run it with the XP firewall and my PC motherboards Hardware firewall enabled, so hackers will get annoyed and go away.

For Anti Virus, I run AVG Anti-Virus (freely available on the web), and Ad Aware SE Presional Edition (also freely available on the web). Spyware is the biggest headache us tech types have had to deal with so far, so having a robust anti-spyware program on your system is pretty much a must these days.

Maxthon is very good for a I.E. based browser. If you are leaning towards a netscape style browser, I suggest Firefox Or Mozilla.

74 littleoldlady  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:34:11pm

#71 zombie,

We must be running a different OS (10.4.1) because my security menu doesn't have that. And I'd better call my Mac-guy...sigh.

75 Killian Bundy  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:34:14pm
#72 Jewels (AKA Julian)

I run my stuff through a UPS. powerstrips won't even slow a real power surge down and it has the virtue of have actual circut breakers built into it if a lightning bolt hits.

Right, I guess my point was, no matter what type of internet connection you have, if you turn your computer off when you're not using it, it can't be remotely accessed or compromised because it's turned off.

/it's not a mystery

76 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:35:05pm

littleold lady

As to networking solution, you need to get a network router or hub to plug in behind your dsl, as most DSL units aren't set up to run multiple connections at once

77 Mike C.  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:35:39pm

# 73 Jewels

Which brings up a good pont. I'll have to make an AdAware and Spybot run on this box today. It's a safe bet TGoP didn't do any in my absence.

78 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:38:14pm

and now you know the reason that most technical support staff loathe the mac...the swine keep changing the damned control panels with every revision. OS X 10.1, 10.2, 10.3, etc has had crap changed around in it when we set up PPPoE in it as well as screwing with the networking and security control panels

79 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:39:32pm

#77 Mike C.

Make sure you have the 'deep scan' options for both of those selected, otherwise the programs WILL miss stuff

80 littleoldlady  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:42:17pm

Who knew that Windows had a built-in firewall?! ARGGG!

Jewels - thank you!

81 littleoldlady  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:44:45pm

#76 Jewels,

As to networking solution, you need to get a network router or hub to plug in behind your dsl, as most DSL units aren't set up to run multiple connections at once

Verizon sent me this box "Westwell Versalink Model 327W" which, in theory, should allow me to hook up 4 computers (?)

82 Killian Bundy  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:47:15pm
#62 Mike C.

I dunno - we might indeed let them conduct a test. That would produce absolutely irrefutable evidence that anybody with access to the VELA network could see first-hand. There could be no arguing with such evidence.

Without Googling, I assume the VELA network detects seismic events and yes, they couldn't hide an atomic test. That said, there's already way more than enough evidence in the hands of the Western decisionmakers. The cat's been out of the bag for quite some time now.

/I'll grant you that public opinion is somewhat behind the curve and may need a "jump start" to enthusiastically get them on the bandwagon, notwithstanding the LLLs who will stubbornly cling to their "reality based community"

83 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:48:28pm

#81

Okay, It sounds like they sent you a network router. is it wireless by chance?

84 littleoldlady  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:52:28pm

#83 Jewels,

It says wireless, and the wireless light is lit up, but...I have wires. (Specifically that big fat yellow wire.) And I think when they asked me if I wanted wireless (I said no) that I needed to pay more for additional equipment or something.

/veh iz mir. I hope you don't think it's easy being this clueless...

85 Killian Bundy  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:57:19pm
#84 littleoldlady

It says wireless

Assuming youre using a laptop, can you move it away from the DSL modem without trailing a cable?

/if not, you're not using a wireless connection

86 Mike C.  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 10:58:04pm

# 79 Jewels

Always. Not much point in running a scan if it isn't a full scan.

# 82 K B

Yes, the VELA network is the global seismic event network. The only way to set off a nuke without it being detected that way is to set it of well above ground level, in which case it's even more obvious.

87 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:01:13pm

Little Old Lady

Okay, I'll try keep this simple.

The Westell network router you have appears to be a wireless capable router. this means if you get a wireless card in the future for a laptop or a desktop PC, they will be able to run a connection without using the yellow cable (which I'm guessing is a Ethernet cable for your network router).

Secondly, I checked the various search engines I use to fine some information on this model...and struck out. Gomen nasai. Otherwise I'd help you set it up. What you will need to do in this case is call Verizon and ask them to help you set up the Network Router (the Westell) as a DHCP Connection.

This way, the DSL router is still doing all the connecition work, while the Westell is merely keeping your PC's able to talk to the DSL and handing out connection IP addresses (lacking a better term, and IP address is kinda like a phone number in the internet telling the rest of the network where your PC's are and where to send the information).

Thirdly, You'd want to call Apple after the previous steps have lead toa working connection from the ISP (verison) to your DSL, to your Westell, yo your PC. Then just ask them to help you se up a LAN connection in the MAC. after that, you should be okay

88 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:05:17pm

I hope this was helpful

89 littleoldlady  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:09:09pm

#85 Killian,

Using a tower, and...I have wires. (Boy do I have wires!)

#87 Jewels,

THAT WAS SIMPLE?! Ha. Okay. I copied and saved it all. (Where do you look on a PC to see if there's a wireless card? This baby is less than a year old.)

I just thought I would rearrange the office so that I could get the computers next to each other and minimize the wires-all-over-the-place. But you're right. If I change my mind about my kid's computer (which is upstairs), or if I can someday afford a laptop, wireless is the way to go.

I REALLY appreciate your help! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

90 Mike C.  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:12:11pm

# 89 littleoldlady

This box is only 3 months old and it does not have a wireless card. Age is no guide here. But if you have a wireless card, you have software for it, so you can always look around to see if you have that.

91 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:13:28pm

#89 littleoldlady

Wireless cards tend to cost a good chunk of change and you usually have to ask for one to be installed on the PC when you get it. What brand is it?

92 backhoe  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:13:29pm

#52 littleoldlady 3/19/2006 11:44PM PST

I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the concept of "unattended computer" (now that I have DSL). Should I add this to my list of Things That I Worry About?

M'am, you need to set up ( either by asking for geek help, or googling it ) what they now call a "home network" but what we at The Dawn of Time called a LAN ( local area network ). Also known as a hardware firewall. That will stop 90% of the crapware from even seeing your system.

93 Killian Bundy  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:14:05pm
#87 Jewels (AKA Julian)

if you get a wireless card in the future for . . . a desktop PC

Okay, this is obviously yur area of expertise, but, unless there's a spatial problem physically connecting the desktop to the DSL modem/router, what's the point of having a wireless desktop?

/desktops aren't mobile and wireless is inherently insecure

94 littleoldlady  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:15:32pm

I just found a "wireless network set-up wizard". Is that it?

95 littleoldlady  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:17:30pm

#91 Jewels,

It's a Dell, and a cheapie one at that.

96 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:19:04pm

#93 Killian Bundy

Some people will get signal boosters with the Linksys rotuers I help set up and don't want cables all over the place when they set up they home offices, but prefer to be able to breadboard (upgrade) they systems as they go. Laptops are nice, but upgrade for squat.

Putting in a wireless card to a desk top drops that need for cables across a long way and setting up encyrption on a Linksys isn't that hard. But we do suggest people use PKE or some other encryption format if they set up a wireless LAN like that

97 Mike C.  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:19:21pm

# 94 littleoldlady

Hell, run it and see if it finds any hardware.

# 93 K B

Comes in handy if you decide to relocate the desktop but don't want to recable the DSL line. But everybody should be aware that there are security issues. At best, your neighbors may be able to piggy-back off your subscription.

98 littleoldlady  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:20:57pm

#92 backhoe

My network connection says "LAN connected, firewalled" It's Verizon DSL.

(I hope YOU know what this means. I don't!)

99 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:21:54pm

#95 Little Old Lady

okay, then it didn't come with a wireless card built in (you have to ask Dell specifically to put ont into a desk top). Wireless cards run about $65-$70+U.S. As to the wireless set up wizard, thats just Windows Wireless set up program already built in for when you get a Wireless card. Kinda nice for making it easy to set up

100 Killian Bundy  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:23:07pm

Hey, DSL question. I've been told no, but can you split one jack, at the jack, into the DSL modem and the rest, filtered phone, fax, etc.?

/as it sits for me, DSL would require rewiring, cable changing my email addresses, neither worth the hassle at this point

101 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:24:11pm

#98 Little old lady

"LAN connected, Firewalled" is windows telling you that your network is connected (via Ethernet or USB) from your PC to the DSL (or network router) and that Windows Firewall is active

102 Mike C.  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:25:32pm

littleoldlady

Oh, yeah. 'Jewels' be right. And if you want built-in wireless from Dell on most models, you do have to tell them. And pay for it, of course.

103 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:27:47pm

#100 KB

Well...you can, but it won't work very well. most DSL filters are designed with two jacks, one for the DSL unit (which uses the secondary (non-audio) pair on the phone line, and the audio channel uses the primary pair. most phone lines have four wires, the primary and secondary pair respectively.

The reason this tends not to work is the matter of how much current is coming out of a jack and into the filter at one time. christmas treeing the line degrades the DSL signal as less current goes through the line

104 rayra[deleted]  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:36:01pm
105 Killian Bundy  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:36:03pm
#103 Jewels (AKA Julian)

The reason this tends not to work is the matter of how much current is coming out of a jack and into the filter at one time. christmas treeing the line degrades the DSL signal as less current goes through the line

That's my understanding. Isn't it true that the filters the ISPs provide are weak sisters that degrade the signal and the best way to utilize DSL is to split the signal off where it enters your dwelling, upstream of any existing phone jacks?

/and, on average, doesn't cable leave DSL in the dust?

106 littleoldlady  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:36:40pm

I'm going to forego the wireless for now, and just try to get up the energy to rearrange the office.

I have a PC and I have a Mac. I have a PC-guy, and I have a Mac-guy. When something goes wrong with either, I unplug everything and drag the box to the appropriate fixer. The sight of a little middle-aged woman, with tears streaming down her face (I always make sure I bring the tears) lugging a big box into their respective shops, evokes a mighty amount of pity (thank G-d!), and they somehow manage to put everything right. And they don't even charge me much! (Okay. I'm lying. My Mac-guy charges a fortune, but that's the nature of that beast.)

Life is good. Computers, on the other hand...

;-)

107 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:44:33pm

"That's my understanding. Isn't it true that the filters the ISPs provide are weak sisters that degrade the signal and the best way to utilize DSL is to split the signal off where it enters your dwelling, upstream of any existing phone jacks?"

Well, no. DSL filters are simple another connection you are putting into a local loop (your phone line set up in the house). The more breaks you have in the line (amount of jacks, splitters on the line, filters and such), the more 'leaps' the current.signal has to make, thus degrading the strength of the total telephone signal (thus the DSL signal).

The option you are referring to is called 'Filtering at the Network Interface Device' or NID. Applying a NID filter runs the DSL connection stright to one jack in the house, bypassing the need to filter the other connections in the house, thus breakage in the line, thus keeping signal strength.

Cable Vs. DSL. in theory and in some areas, Cable will blow away DSL, but this is due to specific conditions:

The amount of cable modem subscribers on the Line vs the total amount of bandwidth the calbe line has to apportion out. If you get one to two people on the local cable modem backbone, yeah...you'll outstrip DSL. now add 50-100 suscribers and now way to upgrade the bandwith. you get the idea.

DSL: lower bandwidth as far as range available for DSL, but you have the bandwidth set aside for each user. And DSL can always add more Equipment for phone lines.

108 Mike C.  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:47:43pm

# 106 littleoldlady

Gosh, do you really have computer problems to such an extent that you have regular repair folks ? That seems a bit much.

109 Mike C.  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:50:24pm

# 107 Jewels

Hmm. If it just runs over a phone line, maybe I should look into it. This is a dedicated phone line anyway.

110 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:51:58pm

DSL is phone line only. Cable modem is designed to run over...err...cable :D

111 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:53:58pm

and now...a large cat

[Link: photobucket.com...]

:D

112 Mike C.  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:55:18pm

# 110 Jewels

Worth at least investigating, I guess. I sure as hell ain't having new cable wiring installed. Old school here, in the sense of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." Especially if fixing it costs money.

113 littleoldlady  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:57:26pm

#108 Mike C.

I like being prepared. A "down" computer can stop income-generation cold. And besides, I know my limitations vis a vis fixing these things. I'm not as talented as you are! :-)

114 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:57:46pm

and we just upgraded toa 6 meg download for our users at my company...a bit behind cable modem...but not much

115 MigueldowninMexico  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:59:31pm

Good morning to all of you!

Littleold lady:
Two ways to be completely off-line, so nothing reaches your computer from the outside: 1.- When it's turned off (duh), and 2.- When you unplug the yellow cable from the filter. That's what I do when I want to work with the comp and not be on line. If you want to go back on line, just plug the yellow cable back. I don't know much about this, but THAT I know lol.

Notice I didn't steal your line, I'm being a good boy today ;)

116 Killian Bundy  Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:59:38pm
#107 Jewels (AKA Julian)

The option you are referring to is called 'Filtering at the Network Interface Device' or NID. Applying a NID filter runs the DSL connection stright to one jack in the house, bypassing the need to filter the other connections in the house, thus breakage in the line, thus keeping signal strength.

Yep, that's it, so NID is no better than up to five filters?

Cable Vs. DSL. in theory and in some areas, Cable will blow away DSL, but this is due to specific conditions:

The amount of cable modem subscribers on the Line vs the total amount of bandwidth the calbe line has to apportion out. If you get one to two people on the local cable modem backbone, yeah...you'll outstrip DSL. now add 50-100 suscribers and now way to upgrade the bandwith. you get the idea.

So, if a cable company advertises 6 mps(?) (or 8 if you pay extra) vs. 3-4 for DSL, they might not be able to deliver that all the time, how ffar can it degrade under heavy use? Is there any way to find out what their performance statistics really are?

/holding out until my ISP and cable company cut a deal and I can keep my email addresses

117 littleoldlady  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:01:22am

I had a choice of DSL vs. cable here. Two considerations: 1. Price? DSL is cheaper. And 2. Which company is more deserving of my business? Verizon beat Comcast hands down.

I don't do huge downloads or games, so DSL works great for me.

118 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:02:08am

Oops - forgot. Good morning, dead thread.

119 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:03:03am

NID is better than the filters, but the downside is that you can't move the DSL to another jack if you want. the NID filter is specific to the jack you designate.

Cable modem degradation rate is total bandwith apportioned for line divided byt total amount of users using connection. I've heard it going as slow as dail up if not worse for some people.

[Link: www.dslreports.com...] as well as other speedtest sites have ways of checking total speed on your download

120 littleoldlady  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:03:38am
Uh-oh...before Miguel decides to misbehave...

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

121 littleoldlady  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:04:40am

Aha. Unplug the yellow wire! miguel you are a genius! LOL!

122 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:04:43am

Good morning Mike
Mike the Oficial Dead-Thread Opener ;)

123 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:06:04am

#117 Littleoldlady

You might want to look at consumer reports for the companies evaluation for yer area. I can't give an impartial answer...because Verizon is a dirty word on the desk Where I work. They saddled us with a shot to hell network in KY that we're still rebuilding after 3 years after we purchased it. We hate them.

124 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:06:06am

# 113 littleoldlady

That I well know. My laptop is a pure business tool. If it stopped running for much more than a day, I'd forced to drastic measures.

# 117 littleoldlady

I've downloaded SP II over a dial-up. Twice. Talk about time consuming...

125 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:06:41am

#121 littleoldlady
When you are ignorant about something, you try to find easy ways to deal with it. I guess, at least me lol.

126 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:08:03am

# 122 Miguel

'Morning Miguel. What's up down south ?

127 Killian Bundy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:09:31am
#111 Jewels (AKA Julian)

and now...a large cat

And now . . . Snowball!

/there's a difference between large and fat

128 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:10:22am

# 123 Jewels

How fast is the average DSL compared to dial-up ?

129 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:11:46am

#126
Things are fine in general around here now. I'll try to enjoy peace up to July 3rd (we have general elections on July 2nd) because I'm afraid after the elections there's going to be trouble one way or another. So, I'm basking on the peace and stability we are having for the next 3 1/2 months.

I hope I'm wrong, anyway.

130 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:12:55am

#128 Mike
About 500 kilobits per second vis-a-vis about 35 kbps, as far as I know.

131 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:13:52am

# 129 Miguel

BTW, what the $US/peso exchange rate these days ? I haven't worked in Mexico since 2004.

132 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:14:59am

well for my ISP it goes something like this

DSL 'lite' 256k down/128k up or 5x/2x

Primary Teir 1.5 meg/384k or 24x/6x

Ultra 3meg/384k or 48x/6x

Extreme 6meg/384k or 96x/6x

this does not include business class or SDSL adjsutments

133 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:16:23am

# 135 Miguel

Better than 10 to 1 ? That's a serious difference then. Perhaps I will look into that. Might be worthwhile now that I have a computer running at a modern clock speed with a modern OS.

134 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:19:20am

#131 Mike
The rate has been very stable the last few years. It's like 10.60 pesos per dollar now.

#132 Julian
Here in Mexico the minimum DSL transfer rate is about 500 kbps down. We are more advanced than the States! Hohoho! :p
That's for about 38 bucks a month, tax included.

135 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:19:26am

# 132 Jewels

Hmm. Food for thought. I'll have to check things out and see what I find. All depends on costs, of course.

136 littleoldlady  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:21:19am

#123 Jewels,

Obviously ;-) I am not the one to address technical issues. I based my decision on rip-off quotient. While Verizon makes every attempt to introduce plans that will save me $$$ on phone service, Comcast never misses an opportunity to raise my cable bill for no apparent reason.

Of course, Verizon has lots of competition in the phone biz and Comcast has none in cable. But as a consumer I tend to choose the more pocketbook-friendly company.

137 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:21:59am

#133
Yes Mike, at least 10 times faster. If your OS is recent and your processor is working at least at 1.5 GigaHertz, it's really worth while.
I have only 128 Megs of RAM and I need to upgrade that, I'm having trouble sometimes for lack of memory.
/Where was I...? Oh, that's another kind of memory lol.

138 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:25:14am

#134 Miguel

My Companies problems in slowness have been having to upgrade the crapulent tech we've been saddled with when we buy out a company once we get everything stable...then we syncronize the speed upgrade across the network. We've jsut hit 6 meg downloads and mnaged to keep it stable across the network. We're currently pushing for 8M DLs. I've got the six meg and have consistantly hit 700 KBPS downloads with the new upgrade.

so...um...Wooo-Pah! :D

139 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:26:56am

Double-hmm. $ 19.95/month for my current unlimited dial-up v. $ 44.95/month for the lowest-powered DSL. I'm starting to be less than impressed.

140 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:29:26am

#138 Jewels
LOL! Well, you are talking about a company. I'm talking about every Mary and Joe at home. And nothing beneath 500 kbps all over the land.
Anyway, the owner of the big DSL company is the third richest man in the world. Perhaps it helps.

141 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:29:51am

Mike

$19.95 for our lowest tier of DSL. $14.95 if upgrading from dail up

for regular tier 1, it's $19.95 if upgrading from dail up. so you pay the same you are for dail up and get the 1.5 meg DLs :D

142 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:30:36am

The third richest man is a Mexican Arab by the way. What should we make of that?

143 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:32:22am

Mike, what Julian says in #141 is really worth considering.
/Butting in shamelessly

144 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:33:48am

Mike

Dunno what state yer in, but I'd suggest asking around and see if you can bundle your DSL service with anything else. it'll save cash

145 Killian Bundy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:38:13am

Gunmen storm Gaza gov't compound

Dozens of Palestinian gunmen stormed Gaza's government compound on Monday, firing in all directions and battling with policemen, witnesses said.

Just another Gaza Monday.

Do the Palestinians really want a state?

Not if it includes Israel.

Squirrel sex-life research is nuts: Tory

It sounds nutty, but it's true: Premier Dalton McGuinty's personal ministry is spending $150,000 to study the sex lives of northern flying squirrels.

/and I'm hovering like a fly, waiting for the windshield on the freeway

146 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:41:00am

#145 Killian Bundy
I have the impression that lefties and muslims have severe problems with sexuality. Perhaps that's why they are so twisted in their view of the world.

147 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:44:49am

Look at this:


#2 The Space Pope 3/19/2006 09:06PM PST

I'd like to meet one of the assholes. About 2 minutes later they would be in desperate need of a dentist.

This guy is using the name of the Pope in vain! Furthermore, he's implying the Pope is violent! As a Catholic, I will have to look for him and behead him! Yes!

Oh, wait a minute. We Catholics don't behead people...

148 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:45:53am

Jewels

I think I'm looking at one of the prices you pay for living out in the country. Things are probably cheaper down in towards the big city, but I don't live there.

149 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:46:01am

ugh...stayed up way later than I expected. anything else I can help people with tonight?

150 Beagle  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:47:06am
151 littleoldlady  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:47:08am

Jewels,

You're a peach! Thanks again for your help!

152 windybon  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:47:55am

Good morning, dead threaders! I've been following this discussion about dsl, cable modem, and dial-up. Here in the boonies where I live, there are no options. As much as I would love to have dsl, I can't justify my one dsl option of $44.95 per month versus my one dial-up option of $17.00 per month. So, Mike C., I know where you're coming from. The dsl option is brand new to this area. So new in fact that my neighbor 1/4 mile up the road does not yet have the option. I guess that's the price you pay for living in rural America, but well worth it when compared with the alternative (living in town, LOL).

153 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:48:36am

and a more relaxed kitty pic

[Link: photobucket.com...]

:D

154 Killian Bundy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:50:05am
#146 MigueldowninMexico

I have the impression that lefties and muslims have severe problems with sexuality. Perhaps that's why they are so twisted in their view of the world.

Well, Muslims for sure.

/most normal people don't have to ask the Imam about the proper way to conjoin

155 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:51:19am

#152 windy

it's not that we wouldn't like for our rural customers to have DSL. it's justifying the expense of a milti-million dollar chuck of equipment called a DSLAM being put in the area. We need enough customers to offset the cost before we put one in.

156 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:51:33am

Good night Julian, sleep well and God bless. You are a nice fellow :)
That kitty sure is nicer to see than the fat one. The fat one made me feel sorry for him :(
I like cats too, and dogs.

157 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:54:21am

Ah, yes - as I suspected . Verizon DSL is much cheaper (less than half) than from my local ISP. It is also unavailable here as of yet. That's life in the country for you.

158 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:54:36am

#154 Killian Bundy
That's very right. I found this comment on a Petition to support the Jyllands Posten and Denmark:

Muslims are ALL GAY. They say that women are for children and men for pleasure. BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES


But they kill gay people right?
Their sexuallity is trule screwed up (no pun here :p)

159 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:55:52am

# 152 windybon

What you said. See my # 157.

160 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:59:03am

# 155 jewels

I understand the economics, but until that changes, the whole discussion is rather academic from my point of view. Kinda like a 10 % off sale at my local Rolls Royce dealer. Who cares ?

161 spanishpete  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:00:31am

morning.
bloody hell that afgan guy has got some balls.
they have told him if he converts back to islam, they will drop all charges,but he has refused and would rather die.
why doesent he just pretend to convert and then leave the country and give them the finger.

162 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:00:36am

last cat pic: must attack feet!

[Link: photobucket.com...]

163 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:00:59am

#160
You made me crack up with that example. A 10% off the Rolls Royce LOL.

164 Killian Bundy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:02:52am
#158 MigueldowninMexico

That's very right.

Atheists may not agree, but . . .

Islam is Satan's greatest invention, a late comer faux religion, dreamed up by a psychotic pedophile, hardly even worthy of L. Ron Hubbard's get rich quick scheme/ficticious opus, the fantasty alien worshipping cult of Scientology.

/I'd rather wrestle with the Thetans than wipe my ass with rocks

165 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:05:08am

#161 spanishpete
Because there's no taqyya (deceitfulness) in Christianity. Millions of Christians died in the Roman Empire and a lot of them could have averted that fate just by offering sacrifices to the "gods" or the emperor. But they chose to die better than lie about their faith.
There's a huge difference between Christians and muslims.

166 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:06:43am

# 164 K B

Actually, they usually use their hand, you know.

167 Evan from NZ  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:06:48am

Hi dead threaders.

Just thought you'd be interested in reading a report on a seminar on the Israeli/Palestinian conflict that I did for my uni's magazine: [Link: blackandtaneyes.blogspot.com...]

168 Killian Bundy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:10:15am
#161 spanishpete

bloody hell that afgan guy has got some balls.
they have told him if he converts back to islam, they will drop all charges,but he has refused and would rather die.
why doesent he just pretend to convert and then leave the country and give them the finger.

Now that this story has hit the news wires, $1000 says he never gets, and/or succumbs to the Islamic death sentence.

/if he can bring himself to part with Afghanistan, there's lucrative speaking fees awaiting him in the West

169 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:10:28am

#164 K.B.
I agree with that wholeheartedly! Islam is the most succesful Satanic sect in history. The Enemy must be ROFL with the success of his Death Cult aka ROP.

I'm an OT 7. Operating Thetan 7, one of the highest grades in Scientology, but I dropped off when "The Dear Old Man" (Big Brother indeed) didn't want to part the $$ and the Sea Org babes with me! LOL!

170 Evan from NZ  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:15:03am

Oh, by the way, the report was done by me - not the seminar. Enjoy.

171 spanishpete  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:17:07am

i strongly believe in jesus, but in that situation, or in a kidnapping by islamists.
i think i would pretend to convert and then ask for jesus to forgive me when i was safe.

172 Killian Bundy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:24:40am
#166 Mike C.

Actually, they usually use their hand, you know.

And I'm sure toilet paper isn't a foreign concept to a significant percentage of the Muslim population. Once you feel Charmin, you never go back.

/still, what's with the left hand, rocks mandate the Imams preach?

173 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:25:22am

#170 Evan from NZ
Congratulations! That's a good enlightening article. The Palestinian BS has no end to it. That land belonged to England and before that to Turkey. It wasn't owned by the Arabs for centuries and centuries.
/Give the land back to the offshoot of Cro Magnon who settled over there 15,000 years ago! (This will be our cry of battle: GIVE THE LAND BACK TO CRO MAGNON!) ;)

174 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:26:45am

And on the rock business, what if you lived in an area where all you had laying about was obsidian ? I mean, could you get a special dispensation or would you be forced to import rocks ? Otherwise, one careless motion and you could self-administer a circumcision, a vasectomy and a hemmorectomy all at once. Ouch !

175 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:28:41am

# 172 K B

The left hand is the one you wipe your ass with, making use of it to eat with at a goat grab rather a bit of a faux pas.

176 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:29:00am

#174 Mike C.
ROFL! Hahahahahahaha.

177 neverborn  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:29:40am

MissChe - Yusuf the traitor





We dont care who you have lunch with. The reality remains that you are a loser..pathetic...and an ugly fob (that is probably why u are so adament that IM PROUD TO BE US GRADE A MEAT IN THE MILITARY)..ya..we'll make sure to slaughter you like the good grade meat you wanna be.

You deserve to have your neck sliced! hahha ALLAHU AKBAR to that ; )

Can i have a takbeer plz? ALLAHU AKBAR, allah yin 3an il khayneen!
Ciao

178 Killian Bundy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:36:09am
#174 Mike C.

And on the rock business, what if you lived in an area where all you had laying about was obsidian ?

That would be bad.

In all fairness, I assume that the left hand/rock protocol is meant to preserve and advocate whatever hygenic practices were available to Muslims before the advent of toilet paper.

/the problem is that it's now the 21st century and hardcore Imams are still preaching 7th century toiletry tactics as righteous behavior

179 nonic  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:37:58am

Oh, dear, you people are talking about DSL vs. dial-up (or have been), and I probably ought to learn about this, but I so much hate to.

Good morning.

180 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:39:36am

# 178 K B

Must mean it's time for a song, then...

"Because it's in the Koran,
it's written in the Koran..."

181 dustyroadguy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:41:14am

Film warns of military-industrial complex
UPI -By BURGESS EVERETT
3/19/2006 7:23:00 PM -0500

WASHINGTON, March 18 (UPI) -- In his new documentary, "Why We Fight," director Eugene Jarecki examines the growth of the United States' military-industrial complex from after World War II up to today's controversial war in Iraq.

"Back then, the reasons (for war) were clear -- fascism, genocide, oppression," Jarecki, who also directed 2002's "The Trials of Henry Kissinger," says on the movie's Web site. "Today, if you ask people why we are fighting in Iraq, I think the reasons are far less clear."

The movie, the Grand Jury Prize winner at the 2005 Sundance Film Festival, focuses on the topics of preemption, the industry of war and global economic colonialism by the United States. The documentary uses no real narrator; instead telling a story through interviews with bomber pilots, government employees, politicians and average American citizens in 30 states as it unveils a war-dependent U.S. culture.

The film opens with President Dwight D. Eisenhower's 1961 farewell speech, in which he predicted the problems a permanently militarized United States would have.

"In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex," Eisenhower said in the speech, often championed by Jarecki throughout the film. "The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist."


Michael & Oliver rolled into one...
Eugene Jarecki
-- DRG --...†
;>P

182 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:41:19am

It smells like if a POS has entered the thread. As usual POS are all filled with hatred and dreams of slaughter. The funny part is that these POS kill more POS than decent people LOL
Keep up the good work, POS!

183 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:41:40am

# 179 nonic

Pretty simple for some of us. DSL is either unavailable or available only at very high rates. Question resolved.

184 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:45:29am

# 182 Miguel

I didn't quite catch that, either, but I took it for another e-mail from the topic website rather than a personal statement. I could be wrong.

185 Powderfinger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:46:36am

#136 littleoldlady

Of course, Verizon has lots of competition in the phone biz and Comcast has none in cable.

You're outside of Philly, right? That may not be true for you, and if it is, it won't be for much longer. Verizon is oferring phone, internet and video in areas where their FiOS service is available. Mega fast speeds, too.

186 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:48:05am

#184
Well Mike, my comment was aimed at whomever wrote those words, be it the poster here or someone else.

187 Iron Fist[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:49:59am
188 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:51:45am

#184 again
Seeing his/her football, it seems he/she is not a POS, in other words, as you said, just posted one of the comments on that site.
My comment stands for the writer if the comment and all like-minded POS.

189 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:53:12am

# 186 Miguel

21 comments (including that one) in 9 months. Jury's still out unless an explanation is forthcoming.

190 littleoldlady  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:53:42am

#185 Powderfinger,

Yes, I'm in the suburbs of Philadelphia. No, it's not available yet. TV is in there, too? (I just saw movie downloads.)

191 hiker  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:54:38am

#7 zombie

"10-to-1 the entire scenario is fabricated."

That was my reaction, as well.

192 Powderfinger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:55:38am

#181 dustyroadguy

"Back then, the reasons (for war) were clear -- fascism, genocide, oppression," Jarecki, who also directed 2002's "The Trials of Henry Kissinger," says on the movie's Web site. "Today, if you ask people why we are fighting in Iraq, I think the reasons are far less clear."

Somehow, I don't think Jarecki has asked the people who are actually doing the fighting why they're doing it. Except for this guy:

In contrast to the critiques against preemption and the United States' economic war machine is the story of George Solomon, a 23-year-old who signs up to be an army pilot after his mother dies. Solomon represents the thousands of people who turn to the military as the answer for their life's complications.

"These three problems: my mother's death, my financial hardship and my inability to complete my education," Solomon says. "All of these problems are gonna be solved by my enlistment in the military."

Man, our military capabilities have come a long, long way. Of course, you need useful idiots if you're going to make agitprop.

193 Killian Bundy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:58:15am

Defiantly Shaky

According to sources with knowledge of the closed-door meeting, Reid pushed back on his colleagues, telling them that it wasn't a good idea to vote to censure anyone with ties to the NSA program, particularly since there was a criminal investigation underway to determine who had leaked the NSA program's specifics, and that investigation could enmesh one or more of their own.

/he's a Bonkey, they're Bonkeys, aren't you glad you're not a Bonkey too?

194 foreign devil  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:58:45am

Just reading the thread. It's so daunting a task, isn't it? They'll never understand; the best we can do is prevent anymore attacks against the west and the US but turning them around...it ain't gonna happen.

195 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:58:49am

#187 Iron Fist
This is very revealing:

You are the biggest idiot I have ever met.

You arent loyal to Muslims? What God do you believe in? Our God in Islam states that we have to be loyal to Islam and its followers.


Zero loyalty to their country. How to deal with people like these?
/And yes, Islam has nothing to do with this.

Ha!

196 hiker  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:58:57am

#11 lowandslow

"Must be one of those moderates I keep hearing about."

Yeah. And for those who say that the "moslem" soldier is an example of a "moderate" moslem, you will note that the true believers call him a traitor, and thus don't recognize him as a moslem. I didn't set that standard, they did.

197 Powderfinger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 1:59:44am

#190 littleoldlady

Yep. TV is in there, at least in most places. There are occassional regional/jurisdictional/contractual/exclusivity things that are preventing them from 100% coverage, but it's pretty close.

Send me your address, and I'll have Karl Rove get with Verizon and move you up the list. :-)

/It's coming...really!

198 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:01:04am

# 187 Miguel

I checked back on previous posts. Doesn't look remotely trollish to me. I think my guess was correct.

199 littleoldlady  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:05:23am

#197 Powderfinger,

Comcast OWNS this area. They are a Philadelphia company.

:-(

200 hiker  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:08:10am

#26 gonzo

"When they have no readily available boogie man, they will eat each other."

As long as there is one infidel still breathing, islam will have its enemy. Only then will islam turn on its self in a frenzy of bloodlust (oh, there are incidents of moslem-on-moslem violence now, but that is a sectarian and racial thing, and is pretty well contained when all things are considered). I have no problem with Iraqis and Persians as PEOPLE, for example, but I have a great deal of antipathy towards them as MOSLEMS.

201 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:09:36am

#198
Yes Mike, I think you were right. Several of the comments are quite all right.
I still stand by my message to whomever wrote that commentary.
That's why it's good to write something like: hey, look at this comment I found on that site! or some other introduction. To avoid being bombarded lol.

202 dustyroadguy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:10:10am

192 Powderfinger 3/20/2006 03:55AM PST

Man, our military capabilities have come a long, long way. Of course, you need useful idiots if you're going to make agitprop.

MSM and Hollywood are working 'double time' to make this into another 'Veit-mire/MIC/its about Oil Stupid' mantra. The harder they try, the more they fail and loonier they look...
-- DRG --...†
;>P

203 Powderfinger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:11:07am

#199 littleoldlady

I've got minions down there building the Ummah FiOS as we speak. We're coming in, and we're bringing the world's fastest growing religion broadband network with us.

Bwaaahahahahaaa!

204 hiker  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:12:31am

#35 MoonbatBane

"Remember: The original poster was a US Muslim serving in the US military. Not ALL who call themselves Muslims are the enemy."

HE may look upon himself as a moslem, but islam doesn't.

205 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:13:27am

# 201 Miguel

A bit more clarity would have been helpful. Neverborn might have tried the 'Quote' feature without knowing the new methodology.

206 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:15:24am

#200 hicker
Believe it or not (Ripleyesque fact lol) in the last 25 years or so, Muslims have killed a lot more Muslims than non-Muslims. About a million in the Iraq-Iran war of 1980-1988, over 200,000 in Algeria, more than 50,000 in Somalia, and the list goes on and on and on. Nice fellars, you see?

207 Powderfinger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:17:47am

#204 hiker

HE may look upon himself as a moslem, but islam doesn't.

Well there's the rub. Who is Islam?

208 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:17:57am

#205 Mike C.
Yeah, perhaps he/she doesn't know the new html features.
Not anyone spends hours a day at LGF like me...and some others I know of ;)

209 littleoldlady  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:17:57am

#203 Powderfinger,

BRING.IT.ON. (Hurray!) Whatever the type/name of my Verizon DSL is (and even when the promo period ends) it's way cheaper than Comcast high speed.

However, if you have any pull with tech support, would you kindly ask them to stop referring to Macs as "EVIL"?

;-)

210 MigueldowninMexico  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:19:54am

Wow! It's later than I though! LOL. I got to go hit the sack. I'll see you all good people around. God bless everyone and their families too :)
Bye!

211 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:20:49am

# 204 hiker

HE may look upon himself as a moslem, but islam doesn't.

See, there's part of the problem right there. Too many people act as if there's some sort of ruling body to islam. There isn't. Up until the Iranian revolution, how far back do you have to go to find a true theocracy ? We're seeing the effects of a relatively recent rise in islamic fundamentalism. And yes, I do know about the early days and yes I do know about the Qur'an. But the situation now has changed in my lifetime. Read "The Battle for God" - there's some pretty good history on this stuff in there.

212 hiker  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:23:13am

#44

"Therefore, I'd say rather than piss off those people (who we pretty much agree with) we should regularly make the point that we hate Islamism and it's promotion of Jihad, rather than hating muslims."

I don't know how many times I've said this on lgf, but I'll say it again because some people keep missing the point: A moslem who doesn't follow the core tenets of islam is not a moslem, just as a Catholic who does not accept that the consecrated eucharist is the body and blood of Christ is not a Catholic, and by definition, CANNOT be a Catholic, no matter if he or she proclaims himself or herself to be one. The consecrated eucharist as the body and blood of Christ is core to Catholicism; and the koran and the life of mohammed are core to islam.

213 nonic  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:28:58am

Re telephone, internet, and cable TV combinations.

I just moved and had to set up new services. The only telephone provider available to me is Verizon.

I have two lines, both local only, for $15 per month each.

On the telephone I cannot dial outside my area code or something like that. But all five of us in the house have cell phones. I figure I don't NEED to use the land line outside of the area code.

The other land line I'm using for dial up.

My ISP (same as I had before) prorates to $20 a month for unlimited dial-up access and two mail accounts.

Nobody in our house has any interest in TV, cable or otherwise. That's a complete non-issue.

True, the dial up is slow-ish. But I'm used to it. I don't care. And I don't do anything so fancy that it makes any difference to me.

214 Carl in Jerusalem  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:33:21am

Good Morning Dead Threaders!

There's more evidence this morning that Saddam Hussein trucked WMD's to Syria before Gulf War II started in 2003. But where are they today?

Rashid Khalidi holds an endowed chair at Columbia University and runs a program funded by the United States government. But his political views are in line with the likes of Noam Chomsky. He believes in a 'one-state solution' here in Israel - and not a Jewish state either.

The Palestinian Civil War Watch has heated up today.

Kadima Achora leader Ehud Olmert is being investigated for corruption, but the results are being held until after the elections. Sounds corrupt to me...

IHTGBTWN

215 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:34:02am

# 212 hiker

That ignores the historical fact that up until sometime in the 1100s (I think), islamic rules and regulation were subject to updating. I forget the name of this practice, but it has been discussed here many a time. Then somebody decided enough was enough and no further modification was to be allowed. This spread through much, but not all, of islam. Some muslims to this day consider that to have been an improper decision and want the practice revived. Others, obviously, do not. Just in case you haven't, I've met plenty of Christians who consider Roman Catholics to not be true Christians.

216 [Engineer]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:34:05am

#204 hiker

HE may look upon himself as a moslem, but islam doesn't.

No. Some other Muslims don't consider him one. I can show you lots of Southern Baptists that don't think Catholics are Christians and probably the reverse is true also.

217 hiker  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:34:21am

#207 Powderfinger

"Well there's the rub. Who is Islam?"

Islam is the koran and the life of mohammed. That's the core. Then, there are expansions from there, but the core is the koran and mohammed. That core does not recognize a "traitor" as a moslem.

218 whiterasta  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:35:22am

I always do this when I'm job hunting. Very effective.

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

219 [Engineer]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:35:30am

#215 Mike C.

I've met plenty of Christians who consider Roman Catholics to not be true Christians.

Stay out of my mind. LOL.

220 dustyroadguy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:36:01am

President Remarks on Third Anniversary of Beginning of Iraq Liberation
The White House March 19, 2006

...Today, as well, marks the third anniversary of the beginning of the liberation of Iraq. And it's a time to reflect. And this morning, our reflections were upon the sacrifices of the men and women who wear our uniform. Ours is an amazing nation where thousands have volunteered to serve our country. They volunteered to -- many volunteered after 9/11, knowing full well that their time in the military could put them in harm's way. So, on this third anniversary, the beginning of the liberation of Iraq, I think all Americans should offer thanks to the men and women who wear the uniform, and their families who support them. We are implementing a strategy that will lead to victory in Iraq. And a victory in Iraq will make this country more secure, and will help lay the foundation of peace for generations to come.

My God continue to bless our troops in harm's way. Thank you.


-- DRG --...†
;>P

221 whiterasta  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:36:53am

linky no workee try this:

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

222 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:37:23am

# 213 nonic

I live on dial-up. If something noticeably faster was available for a reasonable premium, I'd get it. But if not, what I have seems to work. I'm sure not inclined to triple my monthly bill just so I can post faster at LGF, a fact that thousands probably would cheer.

223 nonic  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:41:02am

#212 hiker

The BIG difference is that the "cafeteria" Catholic (who either doesn't accept all the dogma or follow all the practices he's "supposed to") is not under threat of beheading by the diocese, the parish priest, or the local Tridentine mass-goers.

I think THAT'S the part people don't understand.

Whatever they believe or practice, the so-called "moderate" muslims ARE under threat of injury or death if and when THEIR fundies take over. "Moderate" will get cast aside real fast then.

This is what makes islam fascistic. Its followers are not only enjoined to hate and kill all non-believers, but THEMSELVES will be hated and killed if they don't.

224 hiker  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:41:53am

#211 Mike C.

"See, there's part of the problem right there. Too many people act as if there's some sort of ruling body to islam. There isn't."

Uh, yes there is. It's called the koran and whatever mohammed did (moslems see mohammed as the purest of lives, and seeking to emulate him is the whole basis of islam, as they see him as having "submitted" to allah); from that evolved the islamic law, or shariah. So, yes, there is a governing body. Today islam sems "fractured" because it doesn't have one supreme leader, or one supreme leadership, to rally behind. They desperately want one, though, and if that person does emerge, watch out!

225 genard  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:42:04am

One cannot be allegiant to Allah and to a nation state at the same time. The logic of total submission compels treason.


All Muslims who pledge allegiance are either apostates or traitors.


Muslims who enter public service should be compelled to assert that they obey man's law before God's Law. Muslims who do not enter public service or so pledge should be considered subversives.

226 dustyroadguy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:42:11am

#216 [Engineer] 3/20/2006 04:34AM PST

No. Some other Muslims don't consider him one. I can show you lots of Southern Baptists that don't think Catholics are Christians and probably the reverse is true also.


Amen ! to that, I was raised Southern Baptist, now a Catholic convert (for ~10+ years now)...
-- DRG --...†
;>P

227 [Engineer]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:42:44am

#212 hiker

I don't know how many times I've said this on lgf, but I'll say it again because some people keep missing the point: A moslem who doesn't follow the core tenets of islam is not a moslem

There are many different sects of Islam, each with their own understanding of the Koran just as there are many branches of Christians. To say that someone is not a Muslim because they don't follow the "core tenets of islam" just doesn't make any sense because there is no agreement on what the "core tenets of islam" are.

228 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:46:51am

#223 nonic

The BIG difference is that the "cafeteria" Catholic (who either doesn't accept all the dogma or follow all the practices he's "supposed to") is not under threat of beheading by the diocese, the parish priest, or the local Tridentine mass-goers.

As a "cafeteria" Catholic, I appreciate that about Catholicism...

My worry regarding islam is that the fanatics, as the ones whose beliefs support violence and aggression, will be the ones who "win" regarding leadership of their belief system. I also think that for the leaders of these fanatics (but not necessarily for the run-of-the-mill fanatic), they know damn well that they are pushing a fascist political system masquerading as a religion.

229 [Engineer]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:47:00am

#225 genard

All Muslims who pledge allegiance are either apostates or traitors.

Strange, the Druze certainly consider themselves Muslims, but they serve honorably in the Israeli army.

230 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:47:30am
231 Sean II  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:49:01am

This has probably already been posted here, but anyways:

Sarandon to Play Cindy Sheehan in Movie...

232 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:49:07am

#226 DRG

Hey, I think I was a bit "forceful" in our discussion the other night (which I did enjoy, btw) -- if I offended, I apologize...

233 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:49:16am
234 Luigi  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:51:07am

At about the same age Muslims are taught to hate other people we are taught to hate ourselves..

[Link: www.cnn.com...]

Shedding light on slavery in the north

OYSTER BAY, New York (AP) -- A group of mostly white seventh and eighth graders sleepily sauntered into their school library one recent morning, soon to get a surprise awakening about a part of their town's history they never knew existed.


"Did anybody in this room know there were 60 enslaved Africans, people, human beings, buried a mile from here?" Alan Singer, a professor at Hofstra University, asked them. "Those people have been erased from history. It is as if they never existed."


I'm sure when that was happening Mr. Singer's (check out his picture -- yuk!) ancestors were being raped and pillaged by people who were every bit as bad.

235 nonic  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:51:54am

#211 Mike

as if there's some sort of ruling body to islam

There is. And that ruling body is a gang of thugs -- whatever gang of thugs holds sway at any particular time.

If there were a Vatican, so to speak, of islam, a majesterium to declare doctrine and impose standards, it would be a far less volatile "religion" because bureaucracy itself is a centering weight and there would be some need to accommodate differing cultural attitudes, as there is in the Roman Catholic Church.

But with no recognized institutional authority, whoever screams allie-akbar the loudest or chops the most heads gets to call the shots.

236 dustyroadguy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:53:13am

232 christheprofessor 3/20/2006 04:49AM
no offense taken, apology appreciated, accepted, but not necessary...
-- DRG --...†
;>P

237 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:53:19am
238 hiker  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:53:40am

#215 Mike C.

"That ignores the historical fact that up until sometime in the 1100s (I think), islamic rules and regulation were subject to updating."

Not the koran, and not the life of mohammed. Things EVOLVED from those, but the one constant in islam is that the koran and the life of mohhamed are "set in stone," so to speak, and cannot be altered.

Look, you seem like an intelligent guy. You see islam as being flexible, kind of a "living" and "evolving" religion, similar to how the liberals in America see the U.S. Constitution as being a "living document," subject to various and sundry applications, depending upon whom at any given momemt is applying it. I don't see islam that way, nor do I see the U.S. Constitution that way. Call me a literalist. I've studied islam, and the over-riding fact that came out of all that study was that islam is a totalitarian and intolerant political and social and spiritual movement that is totally dependent upon the koran and the life of mohammed for its very existence. You see it differently, and for you, that works. It doesn't work for me. We can agree to disagree. I will say this, though: you are one of the more civil posters who take that position. Some get real down and dirty when someone doesn't see things precisely their way. You are civil, and I enjoy your posts, even though I may not agree with all of them. I applaud you for being so.

239 littleoldlady  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:54:57am

#234 Luigi,

That farkin' Jewish guilt will be the death of us yet...

240 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:55:07am

# 227 [Engineer]

Worse yet, the cultural aspect of religion, ANY religion, gets short shrift in such arguments. Look at it this way - hundreds of millions of people the world over (if not in fact billions) will in all honesty tell you that various bugs are a taste delight and well worth every penny you pay for them. And no matter how much they tell me that, I still ain't eating no damned bugs. This is not becuse I'm right or they're wrong, it's just a cultural thing that makes my gag reflex kick in. I can't eat sushi, either, despite endless repetitions of "fish on Friday."

The current islamism is a relatively recent thing, as is the trend to theocracy. This is just well-documented historical fact.

241 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:57:12am

#236 DRG

My father's wife (he got remarried after my mother died) was raised Southern Baptist and converted to RC so she could go to church with my father (being of Italian descent, he has to be Catholic -- it's the law) -- she did it on the sly, to surprise him -- she's a peach! Afterward, I jokingly welcomed her to the dark side...

242 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:57:55am

# 228 ctp

Now you're hitting closer to the mark. Islamism is as much a political movement as anything else. And they might win. That's worth worrying about. But let's keep the brush strokes at a reasonable width, eh ?

243 hiker  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 2:58:44am

#227 engineer

Show me one islamic sect that does not accept the koran, or that interprest the koran differently. If there is such a sect, I haven't seen it. The Shia and Sunni, for instance, differ from each other mainly to the extent they disagree on who was the rightful heir to mohammed, as the temporal leader of the islamic faithful.

244 3 wood  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:00:11am

Good morning Lizards

Al Leiter retires from the Yankees. Leiter was a consumate pro, was a dependable starter for his team and played with the little bumps and bruises. He will be missed. As compared to Woods and Prior of the Cubs who are always hurt and want to call out the national guard if they get a hang nail.

Somehow, having Sarandon play a whiney loser seems like a good fit.

Illinois got smoked and Bradley is still going. I love the NCAA tournament.

245 FrogMarch  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:01:51am

Democrat voters.

246 hiker  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:03:06am

#229 engineer

The Druze do consider themselves to be moslems, but no other moslems do. That gets back to my earlier point that a "Catholic" who doesn't accept the eucharist may consider himself or herself a Catholic, but that doesn't make them one, as they have rejected the core tenet of Catholicism.

247 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:03:48am

# 238 hiker

No, I don't go in much for screaming and cursing and those cute little acronyms for anatomically impossible acts. But what little I've read leads me to believe that, like most things, this debate is more complex than it may at first appear. However, having said that, agreeing to disaggree is not unusual or dishonerable.

248 nonic  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:03:59am

#228 Chris

Hi. :-)

Your "worry" in 228 is exactly what I'm saying in 235.

I think the vast majority of Catholics in the US are cafeteria-style.

249 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:04:00am

#242 Mike C.

I thought my brush width was spot on!

250 hiker  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:05:47am

#237 ploome hineni

You beat me to it! I was just going to post the same thing!

251 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:07:19am

3 wood,

Nice words for Al Leiter; I've seen where he wants to go into politics in NJ (GOP). Let's hope so. I posted something the other day about Ray Meyer, who died over the weekend. Weird how we were just discussing him recently.

Props to all those mid-majors who came up big in the NCAA's, especially BRAD beating PITT.

Speaking of NJ, here's a wrap-up of last night's Sopranos episode. Some spoilers, so do not read if you haven't seen it.

252 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:07:41am

#248 nonic

Hi. I don't know if I'd say the "vast majority," but certainly a significant percentage. Frankly, I'd say that a significant percentage of any religion are of the cafeteria variety...

253 [Engineer]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:07:52am

#243 hiker

The Shia and Sunni, for instance, differ from each other mainly to the extent they disagree on who was the rightful heir to mohammed, as the temporal leader of the islamic faithful.

The Sunni accept the sunnas and the Hadiths. The Shia don't. That is a big difference in how they view the Koran and Mohammed.

The Wahhabis have yet a different understanding of the Koran.

The Sufi are different still.

Muslims just don't agree on what the Koran says.

254 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:09:01am

#251 JWF

That was, I believe, the sorriest episode of the Sopranos that I've seen. I also though the first 10 minutes of last week's season opener was a complete waste of time.

I'm getting disappointed with the show...

255 windybon  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:10:37am

#230 & #231 ploome & sean -

Sorry, guys, that is yesterday's news. Probably perfect casting actually, but let's hope it is a flop.

256 hiker  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:12:16am

#248 nonic

"I think the vast majority of Catholics in the US are cafeteria-style."

But I venture to say that they ALL hold that the consecrated eucharist is the body and blood of Christ, which is at the core of Catholicism. They can differ on confession, eating meat on Fridays, following the tridentine rite or the post-Vatican II rite, but as long as they follow the basic and core tenet, they are Catholics (now, you can have some Catholics in those groups that may say the other is not a good, practicing Catholic, but that's just personal.

257 [Engineer]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:12:48am

Later, time to go to work so I can pay my taxes.

258 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:14:03am

# 238 hiker Addendum

One thing I've learned is that Islam has become much less flexible and much more dogmatic with the relatively recent rise of the fundamentalist groups. As an example, Afghanistan was an islamic country before the rise of the Taliban, but the situation was far less dogmatic as regarded religion back then. And the overthrow of the Taliban per se did not by itself uproot that islamist streak. In many islamic societies, certain behaviors and practices effectively got "a wink and a nod", but are now being shut down due to the rise of various fundamentalist movements. Even 10-20 years ago, restaraunts in Karachi were open at lunchtime during Ramadan, and nobody thought anything of it. Nobody blew them up, nobody burned them, nobody even protested them. Nobody threatened to kill those that patronized them Not so today.

259 hiker  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:16:29am

#253 engineer

I have never seen where they have taken the position that the koran is not the word of allah, and thus it can't be challenged. That is the basis of islam. Can one say that allah okayed mohammed having sex with a child of indterminmate age, or with a child of, say nine? Yeah, I guess there can be that difference.

260 hiker  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:21:02am

#258 Mike C.

The fundamentalists want to take islam back to its origins. Which brings us back to my original argument same time ago. Islam is an intolerant and militant political, social, and spiritual movement, which has its foundations in the koran and the life of mohammed. The Taliban were fundamentalists of the most literal bent.

261 realwest  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:22:19am

Good Morning Youse'all from a partly cloudy, cold (32 degrees) and windy New York City!
How is everyone this morning?

262 krazykounselor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:23:32am

#253

Christians don't agree on what the Bible says, either.

263 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:26:59am

ctp,

Strange doesn't begin to describe it, but read that review and it makes some sense. I'm assuming David Chase has a plan here, but we'll see.

Since I'm taking a business trip next week, I need to make sure I don't lose my license and passport and wind up in the purgatory known as Costa Mesa.

264 Powderfinger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:29:12am

#260 hiker

The Taliban were fundamentalists of the most literal bent.

And the people who did the majority of the heavy lifting while crushing them were muslims.

Can we ask the Koran and the life of Mohammed which group are the true muslims? If it's the governing body...

265 dustyroadguy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:30:15am

#259 hiker 3/20/2006 05:16AM PST

Ok, this is not going to a popular statement, but as far as facts go, the Virgin Mary was betrothed to Joesph at the age of 10 and gave birth to Jesus at the age of 12 according to the best historical evidence available today, does that make G-D an adulterer and pedophile ?...
arranged marriages with young girls was a historical and cultural 'norm' of that time...
-- DRG --...†
;>P

266 realwest  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:30:27am

#254 christheprofessor - Morning, Chris! This is certainly an intense Dead Thread, no?!
Could you do me a favor and shoot me an e-mail when you get a chance, there are a couple of questions I'd like to pose to you.
Thanks!

267 Powderfinger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:30:44am

#262 krazykounselor

Holy shit! The kid actually got one right! Congratulations, kk!

268 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:32:08am

#263 jwf

If I get the chance, I'll take a look at it.

That said, the problem is precisely that one has to read a review for it to make sense. I didn't find the show last night entertaining or engaging at all...

On your trip, stay away from Uncle June and hotel staircases...

269 3 wood  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:32:52am

#251 Jammie

I posted something the other day about Ray Meyer, who died over the weekend.

Coach Ray was the nicest person I have ever met. I met him a few times when I went to school there. First time I met him I thought that nobody could be that nice and it had to be a act. It was not.

With regard to the Yankees, I think Leiter's retirement leaves them a little light on the pitching side of things. That's a lot of innings to replace. Could be a long year for Jheka. I see where Boston is taking a flyer on Juan "Gone" Gonzalez. Word I get is Juan was a product of the juice like Canseco was and his body is all broken down now cause of the side effects. But time will tell.

270 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:33:56am

#266 realwest

Yes, but it is interesting...

Just sent you an e-mail, per your request -- subject line is "What's up?"

271 genard  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:35:34am

#257 [Engineer]

Too bad you have to earn your taxes. Ploome heieni and hiker have already given your Druze argument the shaft. Muslims don't conside Druze Muslims.


I repeat my rant: Muslims can not be citizens. In today's polarized atmosphere one has to presume that all people who call themselves Muslims favor God's Law in contradistinction to man's law. Muslims have to oppose the democrat nation state that puts majority derived legislation ahead of shari'a.

Muslims must oppose the nation state. They must be traitors.

272 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:36:21am

# 260 hiker

The fundamentalism is the basic problem here, IMHO. And it's link to political movements. The house of Saud rose in conjunction with the rise of Wahabbism. And even then, everything was fine for a while. Until that started to bite even the house of Saud in the butt, as we see today. My point here is that we need to try and see the complexities here. Not for their own sake, but rather to focus our efforts on doing what will produce the greatest benefit at the least cost to ourselves. "Convert them all or kill them all" is not a practical option, so we might just want to come up with a better game plan. There are no assured wins here, but it does have to be tried. Unless you want to go the 'j-damn' route and just say up front we need to kill 500 million of them, minimum. Although highly unlikely, it is not completely impossible that things could come to that. I for one sure as hell hope not.

273 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:37:12am

As Spiny Norman pointed out last night, the tropical cyclone action for Qld isn't over yet.


Getting thunder here near the I-610 West Loop, between I-10 and US 59


Northeast Harris County and Southern Montogomery county under warnings, but I think hail will be marginally severe.


All this fun reaches Mississippi and far eastern Louisiana towards peak afternoon heating, so that will be today's tornado trouble spot.

They might get the Atlanta race, due to start in less than 3 hours, in today.

274 nonic  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:37:31am

#252 Chris

I don't know if I'd say the "vast majority," but certainly a significant percentage

Contraception, non-marital sex, and remarriage after divorce.

I think those three things alone make most US Catholics cafeteria-style.

Then there's weekly mass, which is why every local parish has so many many Christmas and Easter masses, and you better show up early to get a seat.

I think there are probably very few US Catholics who follow every Church rule, which, let's face it, is not easy to do.

275 3 wood  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:38:12am

Also, my appreciation goes out to the New York Knicks for the gift lottery pick they will hand over to the Bulls in the draft this year. Of course, given the Bulls history they will blow the pick on another 7 foot bust-out like Tyson Chandler, who played 28 minutes last night and got off as many shots as I did.

276 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:40:01am

Mornin' Folks!

277 littleoldlady  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:40:48am

I would like to thank you all for having this discussion in a calm and intelligent manner (a rarity on LGF, unfortunately). I learned a lot! I have done zero reading on this, so I can't even make up my mind as to which of you are right/wrong, but if I can summarize and pose a question...

Depending upon your position, either all, some, or a few Muslims in this country are, due to the nature and/or practice of their religion, enemies of the U.S., our system of government, lifestyle, culture, etc.

No matter what the actual number is, what are we going to do about it?

278 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:42:38am

# 271 genard

But they have been. For many centuries. Because the vast majority of muslims did, in fact, sort of 're-interpret' those little bits of the Qur'an. The Ottoman Empire was NOT a theocracy. Not even f'ing close.

279 Bob's Kid  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:43:41am

Sigh. Monday morning. I hope everyone's is going well so far, but I do have to get going and actually go to work and do stuff. As opposed to hang around the internet and slum with everyone here.

Oh well, c'est la vie.

280 BenZacharia  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:43:43am

On Topic, different story

KILL CHRISTIANS
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=493 45

The constitution in Afghanistan is based on Shariah law, which states any Muslim who rejects his or her religion should be sentenced to death.


American victory model; "We win, we outlaw your religion" e.g.

CSA- Blacks are subhuman- outlawed,*
WWII Japan- Emperor not g-d,
Germany- National Socialism religion outlawed.

Outlaw 'slime

*Although it took many years to implement, it was the law.

281 USMC RECON  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:43:52am

Good Morning Troop!

282 Powderfinger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:44:43am

#274 nonic

I think there are probably very few US Catholics who follow every Church rule, which, let's face it, is not easy to do.

And then there are those Catholics who would insist that such Catholics are not Catholics at all, as Catholics do not officially have the option to pick and choose.

This conundrum is not a new one. As far as muslims are concerned, there is no answer as there is no deciding authority.

283 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:46:27am

BenZ-

Afghanistan? *yawn* Not enough of a quagmire.

/msm

284 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:47:50am

#274 nonic

True. I don't go to Mass on every Sunday religously (pardon the pun) myself, but when I go, regardless of the Mass I attend, the church is packed. And most seem to take it seriously.

I think many believe as I, that much of organized religion of any flavor is flawed, having been written by humans, and that one can have a relationship with their deity without having to use a go-between (I haven't been to Confession since the mid-80s, when I had a bad experience afterward with the priest who heard it).

285 3 wood  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:47:56am

#262 krazykounselor

Christians don't agree on what the Bible says, either.

My "Born Again" neighbors seem to think the Bible says that you should spend the Sabath getting knee walking drunk in the back yard, watching porno at top volume with the windows open so the neighborhood children can hear it on the street, and smoking weed in in your car on the driveway.

I missed that part of the New Testament.

286 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:49:54am

IIRC, there is a group in Pakistan that accepts the Koran but not the Hadith. They face harrassment in Pakistan, and legally can't call themselves Muslim. The Shia/Sunni split is more about the rightful succesor to the 'Prophet' (BPUH). The Shia are also more into martyrdom, and the first Muslim suicide bombers were Shia, although the Sunni soon decided they were cool with that.

287 nonic  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:50:49am

#256 hiker

you can have some Catholics in those groups that may say the other is not a good, practicing Catholic, but that's just personal

I agree. And I think part of the genius* of the Catholic Church is that she makes it easy to be a striver, and does not outright reject members because of their weakness or tepidness.

One of the things that's interesting is just how few elements are actually required dogma. Far fewer than most people realize.

---

* I say "genius" because I'm talking about the man-created, man-controlled institution. If discussions of religion were truly appropriate on this site, I'd be inclined to call the same phenomenon not man's genius, but an expression of God's love. But that would be for another time and another place. :-)

288 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:51:48am

# 277 littleoldlady

As you know, when it comes to an even-tempered discussion even where folks are in clear disagreement, there's rarely a better place in the LGF universe than the morning dead thread. No swearing, no cursing, no cute little acronyms. Or at least not often. The Dead Thread - the only place to hang ! Things do seem to get just a wee bit crazier later in the day.

289 BenZacharia  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:53:28am

Was just @ the "Vatican Change of Heart over Crusades" thread and read enough to be truly disgusted with some LGFr's.

The pope released those who signed up from all debts owed to Jews, and the crudsaders murdered Jews on the way to and from the crudsades, including 900 Jews @ a synagogue in Jerusalem burned alive while the crudsaseders marched around singing "Christ we adore thee" sick! Evil!

290 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:53:37am
I think many believe as I, that much of organized religion of any flavor is flawed, having been written by humans, and that one can have a relationship with their deity without having to use a go-between

Jesus taught that.

291 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:55:38am

# 285 3 wood

Ah, "fun"-damentalists, eh ?

Sorry - couldn't help myself.

292 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:55:48am

I slip up now and then, and hence I go to Confession a couple of times a year, but I try to follow every rule of the Catholic church.


Of course, I do believe that a big part of the Gospels was following the Spirit of the law, rather than the exact letter.


BTW, there are alternatives to artifical contraception, beyond the risky "rhythm method", which only works when a woman has very regular cycles, and further, using the knowledge of how not to get pregnant, when we decided to get pregnant again, we knew exactly what to do to get the due-date we wanted, in May, right before the school year ends (my wife is a teacher) so we can maximize her time away from work.

293 windybon  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:56:18am

If this has been posted previously, my apologies.

For those of you wondering about the planned coup on the White House the other day, Captain Ed has the low-down at [Link: www.captainsquartersblog.com...] They've had a change in plans and are marching to the Pentagon today. See Captain Ed for further details.

294 wargammer2005  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:56:30am

Zombie:

about once a week i grab a total copy of your website. just in case...

in fact, time to di it again...

and please, please be careful.

295 FrogMarch  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:56:45am

OT:
[Link: www.forbes.com...]

Iron-fisted incumbent Alexander Lukashenko was headed to an overwhelming win in Sunday's presidential vote in the former Soviet republic of Belarus, the elections chief said. Thousands of opposition supporters protested the results in the city's main square.

Better send in Jimmy Carter. He'll verify the Lukashenko win. Fraud be damned!

296 littleoldlady  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:56:55am

#288 Mikey,

Things do seem to get just a wee bit crazier later in the day.

Yeah? Ya think?
;-)

297 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 3:58:46am

littleoldlady-

Many LGFers are suffering from broadbrushism as of late, IMHO, which is why we see so many flame wars.

298 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:01:15am

# 296 littleoldlady

Just my perception. I've been wrong before. Twice, I think. Of course, TGoP may have a slightly different count. By several orders of magnitude.

299 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:02:13am

#293 windybon

The march on the White House that was intended to trigger a popular uprising had originally been scheduled for the 15th of this month, but got postponed ... due to temporary sanity, one supposes.

Heh. Gotta love Captain Ed.

There will be a ceremony to honor the dead, before a delegation attempts to deliver a coffin to Secretary of War Donald Rumsfeld.

So they are going to honor the dead before they use them for political points? Sickening.

300 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:04:14am

Ah, who am I kidding ? I f*** up all the time. Just part of my charming personality, which goes so well with my ravishing good looks.

301 got milk?  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:04:39am

morning Ben z

BenZacharia

302 3 wood  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:05:54am

#291 Mike C.

Ah, "fun"-damentalists, eh ?

They have a different Bible than I do I guess.

How's the bodhran going? We have one over our fire place as a decoration. A friend of mine plays a pizza box like a bodhran, dangest thing I've ever seen.

I play appalacian dulcimer (I own 5 to be able to play in different tunings without having to constantly retune), the Mrs. plays hammer dulcimer.

303 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:05:58am

#300 Mike C.

Ah, who am I kidding ? I f*** up all the time. Just part of my charming personality, which goes so well with my ravishing good looks.

I see being delusional is part of your personality mix, too...

/sorry, Mike C., I couldn't resist! Don't hate me 'cause I'm funny...

304 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:06:13am

#297 W-lover

I agree completely.

How goes it on this lovely SPRING morning?

/at least that's what they tell me. sure doesn't feel like spring!

305 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:06:51am

And Happy Spring, All!

306 FrogMarch  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:07:30am

OT continued:

While stupid American leftists continue to whine about their scary imaginary grievances:
[Link: www.publiuspundit.com...]

307 littleoldlady  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:07:37am

#274 W-lover

One of my nightmares...an LGF discussion on "How Many Angels Can Dance on the Head of a Pin"...at Happy Hour!

;-D

308 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:07:38am

CTP! ! ! Good morning, sunshine!

6 days and counting!

:D :D :D

309 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:09:38am

#300 Mike C.

Ah, who am I kidding ? I f*** up all the time. Just part of my charming personality, which goes so well with my ravishing good looks.

We won't hold it against you... PROMISE!

:D

310 littleoldlady  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:09:48am

Weather alert I received this morning:

"Happy Spring! You're gonna get snow tomorrow."

:-(

/Ed! DO SOMETHING! Please?

311 realwest  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:11:50am

#296 littleoldlady - good morning - Nah, Mikey was just kidding; things are always mellow around LGF, you should know that!
How are you this morning? How's your cold?

312 BenZacharia  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:12:09am

Morning got milk?

BTW Before you take a shower or eat breakfast go read the "vatican, pope, crusade" thread.

313 USMC RECON  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:13:13am

Spring?
12 degrees here with a wind chill of -4 .
I got your spring right here.

314 FrogMarch  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:13:42am

oh yeah, it is spring! I almost forgot.

[Link: 9news.com...]

Merry Christmas!

315 Powderfinger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:15:23am

#307 littloldlady

One of my nightmares...an LGF discussion on "How Many Angels Can Dance on the Head of a Pin"...at Happy Hour!

What's your definition of an "Angel"? ;-P

316 littleoldlady  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:15:36am

#311 realwest,

I got drugs. (Drugs are good!) So I guess I'll live after all.

How're you today?

317 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:15:59am

#308 m

Howdy! Cool here, also...

Hope it warms up before the weekend...

318 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:16:01am

# 302 3 wood

Haven't even actually tried anything on the bodhran yet. I just unboxed it the other day. Sure is a pretty thing. I've got a very nice spruce-top 4-string mountain dulcimer myself. Not expensive, but very good sound. The younger daughter was pressing me at the time to buy a hammer dulcimer, but the cost diference, as you know, was substantial. And, of course, I've still got my 5-string banjo. Musical instruments are like guns - even if you don't use them much anymore, that's no reason to sell them.

# 303 ctp

I'll have you know no woman has ever run away from me screaming in horror. Most of them just walk away quietly but rapidly. Maybe with a few choice epithets flung over their shoulders. When I do get approached by a nice-looking young woman, they do always seem to be, uh... Well, lets just say "professional."

# 304 m

Going to snow here tomorrow, or at least that's the prediction this morning.

319 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:16:04am

#313 USMC RECON

Spring?
12 degrees here with a wind chill of -4 .
I got your spring right here.

Whew! Now that's cold for spring ;-) We might hit 50 today :( and yes, I gotta fuss about that.

320 got milk?  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:18:29am

BenZacharia
I was watching part of it last night. I'll
email you when I get home about some stuff.
Unless you want to turn on your email quick now.

321 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:19:20am

# 307 littleoldlady

What, like do the angels get drunk, stumble around and fall off the head of the pin or something ? Do they at least pay their tabs first ?

322 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:19:52am

#318 Mike C.

Going to snow here tomorrow, or at least that's the prediction this morning.

If it has to be cold, I would rather have snow, too! You lucky thang!

:D

323 nonic  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:20:47am

#272 Mike

Unless you want to go the 'j-damn' route and just say up front we need to kill 500 million of them, minimum. Although highly unlikely, it is not completely impossible that things could come to that. I for one sure as hell hope not.

And I also, as you do, sincerely hope it will not come to that. The consequences of that type of war on that scale would be incalculable. (Think Europe's past colonialism and WWII is messing up their psyches now? Imagine what killing a third of the world's muslims would do to the West, not even mentioning the objective inhumanity of it.)

But...

What worries me is a two-prong thing.

(1) The real crazies DO WANT precisely that kind of Armageddon. The "terrorists" have promised the opening of the "gates of hell." And I think this is what they mean.

Consequently, they will not stop attacking us -- no matter what the West does, no matter what concessions are made, no matter what kind of co-existence is attempted.

The will push and push and push.

Now, the real crazies may be, may actually be, a finite minority, but...

(2) The "religion" itself requires world-wide muslilm unity --- on pain of death.

I believe that wherever it appears that the hard-liners are taking over, the "moderate" (or tepid or semi-apostate) muslims will jump on the bandwagon, and fast. What other choice would they have, if they want to remain muslims, or as muslims or not, just live without the constant threat of being killed?

324 BenZacharia  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:20:56am

Got Milk?
done

325 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:21:16am

#323 Mike C.

Heh. Talk about ravishing good looks, in my youth (as in 20s), I remember being offered a freebie by a, um, working girl...

326 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:24:23am

Good morning everybody!

Hope everyone has a nice first day of Spring!

{Dubs}
{[{m}]}

327 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:24:52am

#321 Mike C.

What, like do the angels get drunk, stumble around and fall off the head of the pin or something ? Do they at least pay their tabs first ?

How dare you?! You know their wings will keep them from falling off, after all!

;-)

/falling off? hmph!

328 littleoldlady  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:26:57am

#321 Mike C.,

What, like do the angels get drunk, stumble around and fall off the head of the pin or something ? Do they at least pay their tabs first ?

You'll let me know, won't you, as I usually make it a habit NOT to be around here at Happy Hour.

(In my world it's called "Nap Time". :-)

329 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:27:09am

#325 christheprofessor

Heh. Talk about ravishing good looks, in my youth (as in 20s), I remember being offered a freebie by a, um, working girl...

Dang, CTP. You musta been fiiine. You don't find working girls just giving it away for nothing!

/hey, I watch HBO!

330 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:28:16am

#326 Minnesota Ronin

Hey {[{RONIN}]}! How are you this morning?!

331 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:29:17am

# 327 m

You know their wings will keep them from falling off, after all!

That works only if you're sober enough to remember to use them. We must be talking Irish angels here.

332 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:30:16am

Never been to Nebraska, but with storm total snowfalls likely to exceed 60 cm in some places, it sounds like a fun place, except for the fact that it is flat, nearly treeless and boring.

Snowing in Lincoln, and 0ºC


Been tough times for Nebraskans, who have nothing to look forward to other than Cornhusker football, since the Big XII formed. Back in the days of the Big 8, they just had to wait for OU to have some bad years in order to rule the roost, now, with the Big XII, it requires OU and Texas having bad years at the same time.

What else can one do in the vast steppes of mid-America but watch football? I mean, at least the students at Texas A&M, despite living in a town that never left black and white TV, more Mayberry than Mayberry, are still surrounded by Texas, and, in fact, are less than 2 hours driving time from either Houston or Austin. But Lincoln? Big road trip to Des Moines? Wha?


At least in Austin, during those years of the late 1980s when neither basketball nor football was very good, they still were in a party town, surrounded by nature's beauty.

Of course, it will be tough for Texas to beat West Virginia and Duke in the Atlanta regional, especially considering Duke beat them like rented mules when they played in the Meadowlands, but Texas is still alive for National Championships in all 3 major men's sports in a single year, a feat, I believe, that has never been accomplished.

333 genard  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:30:58am

#278 Mike C.

Ottomans were citizens of the Caliphate. That's a "state" operating justly under Allah's law.

Very different from my point. No present day Muslim can pledge allegiance to a nation state that does not obey shari'a law.

No Muslim may be a citizen of the United States, or England, or France... unless he renounces Islam

334 Bob's Kid  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:31:16am

Hey guys and ladies...I have to administer the High School Exit Exam over the next two days and was wonderin' if anyone here might like to fill in for me, for free, like?

I hate testing days.

At the least I hope I can get a little bit of sympathy?

335 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:31:46am

# 328 littleoldlady

Yeah. I broke a long-standing rule and took a nap yesterday myself. Which explains why I've been here since 2 AM EST. Won't be repeating that mistake today.

336 nonic  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:35:30am

#292 Ed

but I try to follow every rule of the Catholic church

And I admire that. I hope you understand that I in no way mean criticism of the Church, her rules, or people who follow or try to follow the rules.

(Ask me why I had 5 children :-) -- or don't.)

Perhaps it's because I came to the Church relatively late in life -- spontaneously converted, not due to marriage or anything -- in my mid-30's, from a Protestant denomination, that I tend to view the Church more as a haven and source of freedom and available forgiveness than as a jail full of rules.

I don't know.

I do think, though, that Christians denigrating other Christians because they have a different style of worship or don't interpret every passage of the Bible the same way is pretty dumb and hypocritical, and I pity them their bigotry.

(Not that you, Ed, do so, but just referring to folks who do.)

337 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:36:14am

# 333 genard

Except my practical experience of over 7 years in muslim countries has taught me that's not the actual facts on the ground, regardless of any theoretical (or theological) underpinnings. Just saying...

338 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:36:48am

m

Pretty good. The computers at work are running slooow...

Happens every Monday for about the first 30 minutes... It's kinda getting old.

How are you today?

339 littleoldlady  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:37:33am

#335 Mike C.

Naps are good. Like cold meds; drugs are good! Naps and drugs together are great. Hmmm...think I'll go get both.

Good day, ALL!™

GO 'NOVA!

340 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:40:19am

#334 Bob's Kid

At the least I hope I can get a little bit of sympathy?

Of course, bless your heart!

(got a lil' sympathy for the testee's too- JUST A LITTLE ;-)

341 Bob's Kid  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:40:37am

Did someone mention a nap?

342 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:41:32am

Morning all.

I hear part of Australia got hammered by a cyclone. Anybody know if it was Aussiemagpie's area?

343 Bob's Kid  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:42:43am
(got a lil' sympathy for the testee's too- JUST A LITTLE ;-)

I do too, actually. Our testing periods are over 3 hours long for two days, then they have to go to the rest of their classes. That ain't fun for anybody.

344 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:42:54am

Morning [Texas Heathen]

345 realwest  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:43:03am

#317 christheprofessor - If you check your e-mail you may find one, two or three e-mails from me (all the same,btw) courtest if Earthlink! LOL!

346 hiker  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:43:16am

#272 Mike C.

"My point here is that we need to try and see the complexities here."

Agreed.

347 realwest  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:43:34am

#325 christheprofessor - If you check your e-mail you may find one, two or three e-mails from me (all the same,btw) courtest if Earthlink! LOL!

348 realwest  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:44:24am

Hiccup, excuse me!

349 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:44:25am

#338 Minnesota Ronin

How are you today?

Pretty good now... I just scarfed down my chic-fil-a biscuit :D

Those make for happy Mondays!

350 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:45:17am

G'day from Down Under

And Cyclone Larry is over - now it may be the floods that will be a worry as the huge amount of rain dropped inland by Larry makes it way to the coast

Here's an article in the Townsville Bulletin - in Far North Queensland


Perhaps its was the result of last year's Hurricane Katrina that wiped out New Orleans, that mayors from Hinchinbrook and Cardwell Shires were taking no chances yesterday in asking residents from beachside suburbs to evacuate.

Thankfully no deaths and only 30 people injured in the worst cyclone to hit Queensland (Cat 5)

351 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:45:36am

#339 littleoldlady

Bye {littleoldlady}! Have a good one!

352 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:45:40am

Mornin [Ronin] hows the first day of spring treating you. I imagine its nice and sunny and the birds are singing right?

353 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:45:55am

#329 m

I was (still am, thank you. Just now I'm refine, not fine)...

#347, #347 realwest

Yes, read and replied... Earthlink must bite...

354 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:46:57am

#350 aussie

Good evening to ya, and glad to hear things are relatively okay after the cyclone...

355 Bob's Kid  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:47:42am

So no takers on my test-administering offer, eh?

Didn't think so.

Heheh.

356 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:48:29am

Good morning {Texas Heathen}! Are you good, or what? Ask... and she just appears...

Hey {aussie}! !

357 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:48:59am

m

I just scarfed down my chic-fil-a biscuit

*glares at m*

:D

358 Carridine  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:50:08am

Little Old Lady (and any others), I can vouch for the protective power of Tiny Firewall, running on an XP box; so its atop XP firewall; AND concurrent with SpySweeper AND AntiVirXP AND AVG-Free... I don't think anything gets through THAT maze except WANTED communications and the occasional anti-social cookie...

Sharing good things with those who care.

359 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:50:16am

#353 christheprofessor

I was (still am, thank you. Just now I'm refine, not fine)...

But of course! Never doubted it!

:D

360 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:50:27am

Good morning {aussie}

How goes it?

361 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:51:39am

#355 Bob's Kid

So no takers on my test-administering offer, eh?

Didn't think so.

Heheh.

No way, Jose'

362 ggt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:52:15am

Good Morning Day Lizards.

Extremely OT, but I had to share this.

363 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:52:38am

#357 Minnesota Ronin

*glares at m*

Maaan. Good thing I didn't mention the hash rounds!

:D

364 Black George Bush  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:52:39am

morning all!

365 genard  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:52:52am

# 337 Mike C.

Yes, I am talking about theological logic, not on the ground actuality. I suspect most Muslims do not know the consequences of the pronouncements in the Qur'an, particularly al Ghazali's Qur'an.

Frankly I see Islam as so extreme that it is unliveable without major lapse or suspension of belief. The reality is is that most all Muslims are relaxed or lapsed.

It's also true that Turkey is very idiosyncratic in that it is not yet again a "Muslim" state. It will be soon, of course.

My point is that Islam is both a religious and political doctrine and that it is wise and fair to make Muslims make a special declaration about their loyalty to man's law. Without it it is entirely fair to presume that they will actively subvert it.
Of course if they are willing to obey man's law they are not longer Muslims.

366 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:53:26am

Texas Heathen

I imagine its nice and sunny and the birds are singing right?

Of course!

367 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:53:29am

Good morning BGB!

368 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:56:01am

m

Maaan. Good thing I didn't mention the hash rounds!

Yeah. Good thing.

>:-[

369 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:56:03am

Australian-Austrian Magpie-

More cyclone action heading towards Qld.


I'd have to gas that Larry left a cold wake of upchurned water, so this one probably doesn't get as strong.

Meanwhile, the Gulf of Mexico slowly warms up, first to the magic 26.5º that will permit tropical cyclone genesis, by early June, than the 28.5º that will allow major tropical cyclones by early July, than to between 30 and 32º by August that would allow the Cat 5's, like Rita and Katrina.

I've sene hints, however, that Florida to North Carolina, maybe to New England, will be the hot spot for 2006.

370 American Infidel[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:57:08am
371 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:57:27am

Morning BGB!

372 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:57:44am

seen, not sene. Not lack of spelling knowledge, rather, for some reason, nerve impulses seem to travel faster to my right hand than my left hand.

373 Powderfinger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:58:21am

#365 genard

It's also true that Turkey is very idiosyncratic in that it is not yet again a "Muslim" state. It will be soon, of course.

Turkey is a Muslim state, but it's not an Islamic state. It will remain so until there is a sea change in the Turkish military which is itself committed to a secular Turkey.

Whast to say that these states will become more Islamic, and not less so?

374 Bob's Kid  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:58:37am
No way, Jose'

See? How smart you are!

375 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:59:16am

#362 ggt

Sex bomb! That is just hilarious! Like Johnny Bravo in a gold speedo!

"Hey, don't hurt my hair man!"

376 American Infidel[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 4:59:22am
377 Powderfinger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:00:16am

#370 American Infidel

So how can a self-avowedly devout Muslim take the oath of American citizenship, and expect the rest of us to believe that it was done in good faith and not only in order to get that coveted passport?

How can we trust anyone who takes an oath of citizenship? And how will we know who has and who hasn't?

378 ggt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:00:45am

The radio station (news) I listen to during the morning drive to school always gives me a laugh. Today I heard that candidate for the the Presidency of the Cook County board is being endorsed by Bill Clinton. Billy said that --get this --Hurricane Katrina showed us the importance of strong government leadership.

Then I heard another candidate (Hispanic) say that the role of government is to "help those who cannot help themselves". I promptly recited the Preamble to the Constitution to my son.

My son thinks I'm nuts.

BTW, Ed, the weather in the Very Far Western (but not Iowa) suburbs of Chicago is gray, very cold and dry.

379 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:01:09am

#342 Texas Heathen
Hi - no we're in Sydney - long way from the Far North!

But this cyclone has wiped out 95% of the banana industry - lots of people will be out of work

And we won't have bananas because we don't import them because of disease dangers

So there will be lots of us banana lovers suffering a little bit and wishing the banana growers all the best

380 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:02:02am

#368 Minnesota Ronin

Yeah. Good thing.

>:-[

Come on hon! Let's see that smile! (the hash rounds were cold -- better?)

:D :D :D :D :D :D

381 Poitiers-Lepanto  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:02:11am

Goood mooorning crUSAders !

/piss off a muslim on monday morning and the whole week will be blessed.

382 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:02:31am

356 m

Good morning {Texas Heathen}! Are you good, or what? Ask... and she just appears...

Hey {aussie}! !

Good morning {m} {aussiemagpie}
Well, what can I say. I'm psychic.. Did I spell that right? It looks weird.

383 Black George Bush  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:02:52am

Morning M!

Morning Ronin!

Hope your weeks are getting off to a good start!

384 Miss Trixie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:03:51am

IT'S ♪♪♪ SPRING! ♪♪♪ AT LAST! ♪♪♪
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY DANCE! ♪♪♪

/looks at the snow and ice STILL piled up in the courtyard

Aw, c'mon. Let's go. Warm winds, the melting thing, birds yellin' their little heads off. I'll take ANYTHING!

/desperate

385 dustyroadguy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:04:03am

speaking of drinking and falling down stupid:
Chavez blasts Bush as "donkey" and "drunkard"
Reuters Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:07 AM ET

CARACAS, Venezuela (Reuters) - Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez on Sunday lobbed a litany of insults at U.S. President George W. Bush ranging from "donkey" to "drunkard" in response to a White House report branding the left-wing leader a demagogue.

Chavez is one of Bush's fiercest critics and has repeatedly accused the U.S. government of seeking to oust him from the presidency of Venezuela, the world's No. 5 oil exporter and a supplier of around 15 percent of U.S. crude imports.

"You are a donkey, Mr. Bush," said Chavez, speaking in English on his weekly Sunday broadcast.

"You're an alcoholic Mr. Danger, or rather, you're a drunkard," Chavez said, referring to Bush by a nickname he frequently uses to describe the U.S. president.

A White House report released last week on pre-emptive force in national security described Chavez as a "demagogue" who uses Venezuela's oil wealth to destabilize democracy in the region.

Washington is increasingly at odds with the former soldier over his close alliance with Cuba and Iran. U.S. officials dismiss his anti-U.S. tirades as rhetoric meant to stir nationalism before presidential elections in December.

Chavez's remarks also came after Venezuela's El Universal newspaper printed an interview with U.S. Ambassador to Venezuela William Brownfield, who reiterated his government's concern over growing ties between Venezuela and Iran.


another jhimah cartier aka (JC jr --"it really was ME on that cross you know") supervised election...
-- DRG --...†
;>P

386 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:04:28am

m

Come on hon! Let's see that smile! (the hash rounds were cold -- better?)

:D :D :D

387 Princess Bernie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:04:46am

#379 aussiemagpie:

Can I Fed Ex a banana cake or banana pudding to you to help out?

388 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:06:01am

# 346 hiker

Well, at least we agreed on something. Not bad for any given morning, I'd say.

# 365 genard

But you see, it's up to muslims to decide for themselves what "muslim" is, even if it isn't word-for-word literal. Therein lies our only hope short of slaughter on a heretofore unimagined scale. Maybe that's a long shot. I hope not. And for most of recent history, there has not been a truly theocratic government of an islamic country. Today there is exactly one.

# 372 Ed

What, you use two hands to type ? Unfair !

389 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:06:13am
390 Powderfinger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:06:41am

#384 Miss Trixie

Good morning, Miss Trixie! Happy spring! :-)

391 Princess Bernie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:06:51am

christheprofessor, m, 3wood:

I'm coming in on Friday night to NC. Anyone else going to be there then or is everyone coming in on Saturday?

My drive is over 500 miles, so I'm coming in a day early.

392 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:07:02am

#354 Christheprogessor

Hi - yes the evacuations were well coordinated up North - and the Army is up there now helping clear up

We don't have that level of bureaucracy that you have FEMA and maybe it's a good thing

Our locals take care of the problems first (like the Mayors of Shires ordering evacuations early on and concentrating on the elderly and sick people first)

Then other relief agencies help - and of course the Army to help with heavy equipment and manpower

393 ggt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:07:10am

What, you got no banannas? That's just messed-up!

What do you feed your toddlers? Couldn't imagine raising a kid without banannas? It's one of the foods they can pick-up and eat themselves.

394 tompain  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:08:07am

Good morning, everyone. I'm just back from a meeting with my 6-year-old's school principal. Heard on the radio that NYC public schools will soon begin HIV education for first graders. Sheer madness. Luckily the principal is very smart. She said they're taking time to find a way to follow the mandate without freaking the kids out, and that parents will be informed beforehand and given the option of pulling their children out of the lessons. Then she recommended I watch the South Park sex-ed episode. Somehow I missed that one.

395 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:08:09am

IT'S ♪♪♪ SPRING! ♪♪♪ AT LAST! ♪♪♪
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY DANCE! ♪♪♪

Happy happy! !

Now if only it would get a little warmer...

:D :D :D

396 WriterMom  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:08:39am

OT: Palestinian Civil War Watch-"Gunmen" Take Over Power Plant in Gaza City.

Several of the gunmen were recently hired by the Palestinian security services and demanded their salaries. Others were jobless and seeking employment. The gunmen are affiliated with Abbas' Fatah Party.

Palestinian gunmen have repeatedly taken over government buildings and offices to press demands for jobs and salaries.

Such brilliant strategies! Give them a state!

397 genard  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:08:43am

#273 Powderfinger


Erdogan

I am very pessimistic.

It will take all the world's laughter and 200 years of Internet to cure the world of Islam.

398 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:09:16am

# 385 DRG

To quote Mark Twain, "Ain't he a pip ?"

399 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:09:45am

aussie,
Glad you're ok. Sorry about the nanner farmers though. I like bananas.

We got some bad weather here in the DFW area this weekend too. Flooding in many parts. The Heathen homestead is safe though there was a small lake forming less than a half mile away.

400 dustyroadguy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:10:40am

#377 Powderfinger 3/20/2006 07:00AM PST

How can we trust anyone who takes an oath of citizenship? And how will we know who has and who hasn't?

hehehehehe, good one ! ...
-- DRG --...†
;>P

401 Obi-wan  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:11:19am

#391 Princess Bernie

Where in NC?

402 American Infidel[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:11:25am
403 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:11:34am

#356 m

{m}

404 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:12:09am

BGB

The week has started pretty well thus far... Although it would be a lot better if it was Friday morning!

How are you?

405 Just_A_Grunt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:12:57am

Are you allowed to talk about bananas without mentioning Harry Belafonte?
/morning all

406 American Infidel[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:12:58am
407 ggt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:13:29am
"I have a message for you Mr. Mayor," continued Pearson. "The Revolutionary War was not fought so that we could unseat King George and install King Richard. The Bill of Rights is not a stick of salami that you can slice and dice at your whim. You may have succeeded in suspending the 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th and 9th Amendments in Chicago. But the people of Illinois are not going to let you extend your tyranny beyond the city limits. And no, we have no obligation to come to Chicago, kneel before your throne, and beg to freely exercise the rights that so many before us have died for."

Sorry, once again, I had to share. I love eloquent speakers.

408 Bob's Kid  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:13:51am
Can I Fed Ex a banana cake or banana pudding to you to help out?

I'll tell you! Poor Magpie!

AIDS TRAINING FOR SIX YEAR OLDS?!

I would be having some serious talks with the principal, too! That is just wrong.

409 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:14:01am

#360 Minn Ronin

Hi - now that it's Spring are you wearing your earmuffs with daffodils attached?

:-)

410 Powderfinger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:14:52am

#397 genard

It will take all the world's laughter and 200 years of Internet to cure the world of Islam.

I'm more of an optimist. I think we can effect huge changes in 2 generations. We need to introduce critical thinking and free flowing information. If you've got both of those, there's plenty to laugh about.

I think that's the fulcrum right there. Critical thinking. The muslim world is conditioned to avoid it. You fix that, you're well on the way to a solution.

411 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:15:15am

#391 PB

I won't get there 'til late saturday afternoon...

#392 aussie

Glad to hear things went well. In states with competent (read: republican) governors, evacuations here during Katrina went well. It was the incompetence of the corrupt demo politicians in LA that screwed everthing up, which the MSM then conveniently blamed on Bush (natch)...

412 Just_A_Grunt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:15:19am

#396 Writer Mom
It appears that the Paleos and the Fwench have a lot in common in regards to the job market. Maybe they can arrange a worker exchange program or something.

413 dmjboose  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:16:17am

hey there dead threaders!

414 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:16:25am

Princess Bernie!

Are you ready to come to NC and forget all your troubles? :D :D :D

That's the BF's loss, I tell ya! Come on up and let's blow stuff up!

/reaganite & Ann are involved... we have to be blowing stuff up!

415 genard  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:16:51am

#410 Powderfinger

We do agree.

416 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:17:27am

#386 Minnesota Ronin

Now thass what I'm talkin' about!

:D :D :D

417 realwest  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:17:35am

#364 Black George Bush - Morning back atcha! How are you doing today?

418 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:18:14am

aussie

Hi - now that it's Spring are you wearing your earmuffs with daffodils attached?

ROTFLMMFAO! ! !

419 Chuck Pelto  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:19:06am

TO: All
RE: Hmmm

Based on these reports, that—if accurate—there are a number of Muslims in America who think the war IS Islam vs. Everything Else. [Note: Don't you love it when prophecy comes true?]

This is an interesting indicator.

Regards,

Chuck(le)

420 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:19:09am

#391 Princess Bernie

I won't be there until Saturday... but now that I know you'll be there early... you never know!

We could go SHOE SHOPPING! ! !

421 eschew_obfuscation  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:19:28am

#408 Bob's Kid 3/20/2006 07:13AM PST

Can I Fed Ex a banana cake or banana pudding to you to help out?

I'll tell you! Poor Magpie!

AIDS TRAINING FOR SIX YEAR OLDS?!

I would be having some serious talks with the principal, too! That is just wrong.

Hey...we've got to prepare them to be gay when they're in highschool...don't we?

/you know

BTW...Good Morning Lizzies!

422 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:20:11am

#369 Ed etc

Hi and thanks for the link - we have heard that Larry has a sister on the way

Australian-Austrian Magpie! LOL!

Now tomorrow night instead of the American Eagle t-shirt I wear as jammies, I'll be posting here in my dirndl dress (if it still fits - haven't worn it for years!))

423 dustyroadguy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:21:42am

Rumsfeld: Leaving Iraq like giving Nazis Germany
Reuters Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:34 AM ET

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Leaving Iraq now would be the same as handing postwar Germany back to the Nazis, U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said in a column published on Sunday, as retired U.S. Army Maj. Gen. Paul Eaton called Rumsfeld incompetent and urged him to resign.
"Turning our backs on postwar Iraq today would be the modern equivalent of handing postwar Germany back to the Nazis," Rumsfeld wrote in an essay published in The Washington Post on the third anniversary of the start of the Iraq war.

He said "the terrorists" in Iraq were attempting to stoke sectarian tension and spark civil war, but that they must be "watching with fear" the progress in the country over the past three years.

"The terrorists seem to recognize that they are losing in Iraq. I believe that history will show that to be the case," Rumsfeld said


article continues...
-- DRG --...†
;>P

424 Smilin' Jack  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:21:50am

#10 Pro-Bush Canuck

Your comment is a gem. I couldn't agree more.

As for the left, I think we are destined to lose this confrontation until the left is eliminated; either directly by enemy fire or by awakening to reality. Once that milestone has been reached, it will be possible to effectively fight and defeat the Islamists.

On the way, our way of life may well become a casualty. But, much of what we've become since 1968 could be sacrificed with little loss.
SJ

425 Roger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:22:17am

How is our problem statement(s) and solution(s) coming along?

Anybody making progress?

426 tompain  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:22:55am

Believe it or not, one of the proposed lesson plans for the primary-school HIV lessons includes having the child draw a person and put arrows showing the different places HIV can get into your body.

427 realwest  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:24:26am

422 aussiemagpie MOrning lil Roo (hat tip, 'Nam Grunt). Glad to hear you and yours are safe from the Cyclone and aftermath.
But what is a dirndl dress ?

428 Roger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:24:28am

#398 Mike C.

BTW, when I go to Texas for a week and sit in a semi-conductor fabrication plant, does that make me an expert on Texas Christians?

429 windybon  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:24:48am

#332 Ed . . . -

You forgot to tell us about the mosquitos that are so bad in Texas, you can't go out of the house. Been there, experienced that, no thanks, so now I time my visits according to the least amount of mosquito infestation (if I can).

I'm not from NE, and have no love for NE, and take great joy whenever they lose (especially in football), but don't think for a minute that Lincoln is not a party town. After all, what else do they have to do there, LOL?

IHTGBTWN

430 ggt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:25:20am
During WW1 and WW2 ppl also protested and said we had no valid reasons to go to war. During Vietnam and Korea they did the same. After we left Vietnam,Cambodia and Laos mass killings and "re-educations" occurred. The biggest prob with Vietnam was the politicians fought the war and didnt leave the generals to end it swiftly with less casualties on all sides. No one is happy with dead Americans or Iraqies but no one was happy with dead Americans or Germans/Japanese either. Why didnt we take care of Saddam ourselves?

emphasis mine.

Wow, What a question! Do I recognize the seeds of personal responsibility?

431 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:25:30am

Much as I hate the very thought, I find myself forced to go forth and actually accomplish something. Otherwise, TGoP will come down upon me like the very wrath of God. To 'hiker' and 'genard', thanks for the civil discussion. Back in a bit.

Mike C. out.

432 Carl in Jerusalem  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:25:51am

Surprise, surprise, surprise!

The UAE, the people who wanted to run America's ports, donated money to finance the families of Palestinian 'martyrs.'

433 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:27:21am

#421 eschew_obfuscation

BTW...Good Morning Lizzies!

HAHAHAHA! Good morning eschew_obfuscation!

434 dustyroadguy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:27:22am

Pilgrims celebrate Arba'een; Iraqi tips pay off
Operation Iraqi Freedom Monday, March 20, 2006 12:56 PM

BAGHDAD, Iraq - Iraqis flowed into Karbala , Iraq by the hundreds of thousands in observance of Arba'een, flocking to the Karbala shrine. Arba'een takes place 40 days after Ashura, a holiday that commemorates the death of Husayn bin Ali, grandson of Muhammad. The Arba'een pilgrimage was
not observed during the Saddam regime and in past years had drawn anti-Shiite attacks
as it passed through the city.

The observance reminds the faithful of the core message behind Husayn's death. The meaning behind the holiday is justice, and takes place as Iraq continues on its path to democracy...


article continues, with pictures and video...
-- DRG --...†
;>P

435 ggt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:28:10am
having the child draw a person and put arrows showing the different places HIV can get into your body.

if they did this for the common cold, do you think it would help reduce transmission?

436 Princess Bernie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:28:12am

#420 m:

We could go SHOE SHOPPING! ! !

Take a look at my blog - entry for yesterday.

437 jehu  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:28:24am

410 Powderfinger

I'm more of an optimist. I think we can effect huge changes in 2 generations. We need to introduce critical thinking and free flowing information. If you've got both of those, there's plenty to laugh about.

Soon as you fix that can you fix our University system, so they also have "critical," thinking? ;-)

438 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:28:26am

A dirndl is one of those St. Pauli girl style Oktoberfest dresses that show off German/Austrian women's groBe busen, IIRC.

439 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:28:54am

#387 Princess Bernie

Oh yes thank you - can you send enough banana cakes for a few million people who will be suffering banana withdrawal symptoms over the next few months?

Now all I want is a banana!

440 WriterMom  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:29:46am

#426 tompain

That is such a bunch of bullshit. I'm sorry-it makes me so angry when the political correct fascists impose their crazy indoctrination programs on children. What an outrageous excuse for an educational program.

441 Roger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:30:35am

#432 Carl in Jerusalem, maybe President Bush could now rescind his racism charge against me/many Americans?

442 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:31:07am

#436 Princess Bernie

Princess Cowgirl! I love it! Retail therapy at it's finest :D

443 Black George Bush  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:31:20am

#417 realwest
Going well today, how are you this monday?

444 Miss Trixie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:32:02am

Good morning and happy SPRING {W-lover, m, ronin, Powderfinger, aussie and anyone else on this fine spring thread}

aussie

So there will be lots of us banana lovers suffering a little bit and wishing the banana growers all the best

♪ Yes, we have no bananas! ♪

What is the difference between a Cat 5 cyclone and a Cat 5 hurricane, having never experienced either?

445 WriterMom  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:32:19am
446 American Infidel[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:32:21am
447 realwest  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:32:29am

#438 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades - Ah, the St Pauli girl dress, who could forget?!
Thanks.

448 lawhawk  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:32:39am

Greetings and salutations... been a long weekend away from LGF and am still getting back to speed on issues. What'd I miss? :)

449 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:33:45am

#411 Christheprofessor

Yes I remember reading a timeline for Katrina response here a few months ago - and you could see the huge difference between New Orleans crisis management and those in other places like Mississippi (?spelling?)

And what's happened to Nagin and Blanco? Still in their taxpayer funded cushy positions after stuffing up so badly?

450 ggt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:33:50am

writer mom

What an outrageous excuse for an educational program.

I don't know which is more disturbing. The fact that children learn this in school instead of the basics (I'd vote for the Trivium) or that parents don't teach it at home, so if kids don't get it at school, they don't get it at all.

Believe me, if I hadn't learned things in school, I'd still be thinking girls got pregnant from kissing. I came from a good home. Some people just will not discuss some topics with their children.

451 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:34:00am

Final line of storms along dry line approaching Houston, but severe storms at dawn have used up a lot of available energy, so severe risks low.

Dirndl

452 Powderfinger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:34:01am

#437 jehu

Soon as you fix that can you fix our University system, so they also have "critical," thinking?

That, I'm afraid, might be a lost cause. ;-)

453 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:34:04am

#448 lawhawk

The new Pope has gonads. Did you catch that one?

454 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:34:17am

#426 tompain

Believe it or not, one of the proposed lesson plans for the primary-school HIV lessons includes having the child draw a person and put arrows showing the different places HIV can get into your body.

Well, at least they are using arrows. If they drew pictures of guns, they'd be expelled for a hate crime. Hell, I'm surprised they're even allowed to use bullet lists (give it time, some EDD will say that "bullet list" is to harsh sounding, do a study, and decide to change it to "point list" or some such)...

455 ggt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:35:00am

shoes? can I go?

456 realwest  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:35:21am

#443 Black George Bush - glad to hear it; I'm also doing well thanks!

457 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:35:25am
458 American Infidel[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:35:38am
459 Obi-wan  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:35:45am

#439 aussiemagpie

There are>/i> other sources of potassium you know.

460 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:36:14am
Good morning and happy SPRING {W-lover, m, ronin, Powderfinger, aussie and anyone else on this fine spring thread}

Oh so now I'm just 'anyone else' to miss trixie.
*pushes out lower lip and crosses arms*
hmmph

461 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:36:29am

#455 ggt

shoes? can I go?

Of course! And we'll have to talk junk about men because some man was dumb enough to let loose of Princess Bernie!

462 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:36:33am

# 428 Roger

No. But maybe if you lived and worked with them for YEARS, you might get to the point where you had some understanding of them. Or you could just pick up some article off the web by a person you never met and absolutely don't know, and derive your opinions from that. If long-term, on the ground, personal experience is no guide, please tell us what is.

463 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:37:06am

Happy Spring {Miss Trixie}!

464 ggt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:37:20am

I'll need to stop ever hour or so for a Mocha --and we'll have to do lunch. No Starbucks. OK?

465 dustyroadguy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:37:23am

Press Release
MULTI-NATIONAL FORCE-IRAQ
COMBINED PRESS INFORMATION CENTER
BAGHDAD , Iraq
03.270.0320 / 0299 March 19, 2006
Release A060319b
Weapons caches discovered near Tal Afar

TIKRIT, Iraq – A local man led Iraqi Army Soldiers from 3rd Battalion, 2nd Brigade, 3rd Division, to a cache of ammunition during a joint patrol with 1st Brigade Combat Team, 1st Armored Division March 18.
The cache contained 500 rounds of 14mm anti-aircraft ammunition. Soldiers secured the cache and took it to a nearby base for disposal.

A second combined patrol in Tal Afar discovered a cache of 200 rounds of small arms ammunition. Soldiers from 2nd Battalion, 3rd Brigade, 3rd IA Division, seized the cache and took it to a nearby base for disposal.


-- DRG --...†
;>P

466 solomonpanting  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:38:06am

Jimmy the Dhimmi
is at it again:

Post-election polls show that 80% of Palestinians still want a peace agreement with Israel and nearly 70% support Abbas as president...
Hamas now wishes to consolidate its political gains, maintain domestic order and stability, and refrain from contacts with Israel. It will be a tragedy if it promotes or condones terrorism...
The pre-eminent obstacle to peace is Israel's colonisation of Palestine.
There is little doubt that accommodation with Palestinians can bring full Arab recognition of Israel and its right to live in peace. Any rejectionist policies of Hamas or any terrorist group will be overcome by an Arab commitment to restrain further violence and to promote the wellbeing of the Palestinian people.

And for a completely new take on the situation:

Even now, we need not give up hope for permanent peace for Israelis and freedom for Palestinians if three basic premises are honoured:

1. Israel's right to exist - and to live in peace - must be recognised and accepted by Palestinians and all other neighbours

.

The man's a genius. He should've been President!

468 Obi-wan  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:39:18am

PIMF

469 ggt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:39:23am

Not long after the WMD farce, there was news that they found enough convention weapons stockpiled in Iraq to declare that Saddam had the 4th largest stockpile on the planet.

anyone remember that? Any updates?

470 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:39:27am

#460 Texas Heathen

*pushes out lower lip and crosses arms*
hmmph

m'kay. But you gotta lose the hat if you want us to take the pouting seriously, ya know!

There is no pouting in a cowboy hat!

471 jehu  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:39:53am

Well, I'm waiting for the class that teaches our kids how to talk to a Muslim...all repectfull like, and what sort of cartoons or satire may be allowed. O, wait, that is already being done, by an alliance of our MSM, CAIR, the politically correct thought police (stationed almost everywhere), and make-nice statements from our State Department.

472 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:39:59am

#449 aussie

Nagin and Blanco, like all dem politicians, are immune from the consequences and responsibility for their corruption and incompetence...

473 dmjboose  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:40:07am

paris rioting again this time they're being even stupider than before.

/Maybe

474 tigger2005  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:40:58am

Even this guy, who mostly makes sense, seems to have been taken in by some of the propaganda. Jews "control the major powers of the world" ?

I'm sure they wish they did. They'd probably feel a lot safer.

Muslims, meanwhile, have the media and the majority of the world's governments bending over forward to appease them and avoid giving offense.

475 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:41:06am

451 Ed
Ohhh. I like dirndl's.

476 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:42:13am

#427 realwest

Hi there

The dirndl is the Austrian national dress for females

A little white lowcut blouse with little puffy sleeves and then a dress with a tight bodice and a full skirt - and each province in Austria has their own colours and patterns form the different villages and towns - so mine is from Steiermark (Styria) where my Mum came from

In the olden days when women wore these all the time you could tell where she came from

Mine is a lovely navy blue with little pink flowers which signifies the village where my Mum was born - this design is unique to this village


Goodness - I miss my Mum

477 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:43:16am

#466 solomonpanting

The pre-eminent obstacle to peace is Israel's colonisation of Palestine.

Oh good Lord! That man needs help.

There is little doubt that accommodation with Palestinians can bring full Arab recognition of Israel and its right to live in peace. Any rejectionist policies of Hamas or any terrorist group will be overcome by an Arab commitment to restrain further violence and to promote the wellbeing of the Palestinian people.

Little doubt? Has the man EVER been to Memri?

1. Israel's right to exist - and to live in peace - must be recognised and accepted by Palestinians and all other neighbours

Well that takes care of that! Problem solved. /sarc

478 American Infidel[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:44:28am
479 jehu  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:44:33am

ggt 469

I remember, and the MSM yawned big enough to swallow every camel in the Arabian Penninsula. Who cares the entire country was an arsenal of artillery rounds, millions of guns and ammo etc?

I mean we did not find any nukes, and when we found Saddam, he was not fellatioing Osama down in that spider hole...what more proof do we need that Saddam was NOT a threat, and that his seperation from terrorists was greater than the seperation between Brad Pitt and Jenifier Aniston.

480 Roger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:45:11am

#462 Mike C. , how many times did you go away from the facilities? Go to a Madrassa and study along side the students of the immams? How many times did you discuss religion? Ask pertinent questions? Do some anthropological number crunching?

You can spend time with Muslims in a US university and learn more than sitting on an oil rig.

481 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:45:12am

jehu-

You forgot the Dept. of Education.

482 ggt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:45:46am

St. Pauli girl? You'll have to visit a Renaissance Festival. I think you'll like the way the girls dress there.

483 dmjboose  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:45:47am

477 m

Has the man EVER been to Memri?


I bet that even if he went to memri, he would just deny it all as biased. Some people really are just hopeless

484 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:45:58am
485 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:47:02am

Damn work getting in the way of my LGF!

486 ggt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:48:52am

jehu, you are right. It doesn't matter how much weaponry Saddam had. What matters is that WE DON'T stockpile any firepower. It could be dangerous.

/arbhhh

487 SaneInMN  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:48:55am

How many times can Associated Propaganda re-run the "Father loses taste for revenge story"?

So, is the AP lesson of the day, "they killed 3,000, they mutilate women and children, they obey no rules of war,...but, the root of the problem lies in all of us, we should put down our weapons and engage the savages in dialogue..."

488 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:49:33am

#485 Minnesota Ronin

Damn work getting in the way of my LGF!

There oughta be a law!

489 SevoGuy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:49:42am

This just proves to me that all muslims are suspects.

I will never bow down to Satan, also known as allah or his false prophet, also known as Muhammad.

490 WriterMom  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:50:08am

#450 ggt

I think it is a parental responsibility to discuss these things, but you're right-not all parents do. It's very awkward, but these conversations have to take place.

Now back to shoes...

491 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:50:26am
492 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:50:55am

#444 Miss trixie

Hi there luvvie - now it's Spring for you, Autumn for me!

No more humidity! No more mossies! No more flies - or at least no more big blowflies!

493 Carl in Jerusalem  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:51:06am

# 466 solomonpanting

The same article appeared in Friday's HaAretz and I Fisked it.

# 477 m

Some people who are supposed to be much more intelligent than Dhimmy Carter have been saying the same kinds of things.

494 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:51:07am
There oughta be a law!

I AGREE! ! !

495 Mike C.  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:51:37am

# 480 Roger

Obviously, since I am not nor have ever desired to be a muslim, I never went to a madrassa. But I did work for years in offices that were overwhelmingly populated by muslims. I worked for them, and a fair number of them worked for me. And we discussed damned near everything you can think of. Do you have that experience ? Or is every blessed thing you know something you read on the internet ? I'll bet on the latter. Is my experience the sine qua non ? Of course not. But lack of experience is absolutely nothing. Where on that spectrum do you fall ?

496 jehu  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:52:19am

tfk 484

THEY SUCK BIG TIME THESE COMMIE LIBERAL BASTARDS THAT USE LONG WORDS TO KILL US ALL..

It cannot be said better than that!

497 3 wood  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:53:04am

#391 Princess Bernie

Sorry for the late response, but I was in a meeting. I won't be able to go to the NC meet up. I've got too much going on right now to get away. I'll be danged lucky to take a vacation at all this year.

498 ggt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:53:53am

writermom. I've seen the cutest little sandals being shown for Spring. Flats with gemstones and beads --not garish, just fun. But, I'll probably be buying another pair of Sketchers for summer. . . .

499 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:54:14am

Happy First Day of Spring!

Wish it felt like it here, but it won't be long now! :-)

500 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:54:41am

#491 SaDM

So true. If I was Bush, I'd give Nagin and Blanco exactly what they wanted during and after Katrina -- a complete bypassing of them, this time with regard to rebuilding LA and NOLA.

Bush does tend to turn the other cheek, which, as you say, can be a commendable thing to do, from a Christian standpoint. However, it is frustrating to watch him time and again make nice with shitheads like Ted Kennedy (D-UI), who then go out and denounce him, lie about him, etc...

501 nonic  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:54:57am

#377 Powderfinger
#370 American Infidel

So how can a self-avowedly devout Muslim take the oath of American citizenship, and expect the rest of us to believe that it was done in good faith and not only in order to get that coveted passport?

How can we trust anyone who takes an oath of citizenship?

As I understand, the oath for citizenship is absolutely and totally pointless, made null and void by the government.

Why? How is that?

Because the U.S. government now permits DUAL and even multiple citizenship. (some information on this)

Therefore, the oath's requirement of non-allegiance to other governments is empty rhetoric.

502 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:55:21am
Happy First Day of Spring!

{MTNester}!

And a happy day to you as well!

503 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:55:27am

#459 obi-wan

Hi

No there isn't ! Only bananas! :-)

Goodness we'll all have lack of potassium diseases soon here

504 ggt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:56:05am

chris

Ted Kennedy (D-UI),

took me a minute. LOL

505 Princess Bernie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:56:08am

#461 m:

man was dumb enough to let loose of Princess Bernie!

Actually, I cut him loose. It was difficult, and expensive. 3 pairs of boots and 2 pairs of shoes and new purse.

And I bought a new skirt and two new sweaters yesterday.

Breakups are very expensive.

506 ggt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:58:57am

bernie, I am really jealous. I'm a stay-at-home mom. Sweaters and skirts ---(picture of ggt sitting in her work-out clothes staring longingly off into the sky).

507 Obi-wan  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:59:04am

#503 aussiemagpie

Been eating a banana a day for several years. Wouldn't know what to do without it. Hope the destruction of the banana crop doesn't jack up the price.

508 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 5:59:09am

#505 Princess Bernie

And I bought a new skirt and two new sweaters yesterday.

Breakups are very expensive.

Perhaps, but you'll look terrific!

509 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:00:30am

#504 ggt

I can't take credit for it -- another lizard used it, and I laughed so hard I've been using it also ever since...

510 ggt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:01:09am

I had a friend in college with dual citizen ship. She was born on a US Army base of foreign parents. They emigrated to the US when she was an infant. She had some time limit to declare citizenship and taket he oath.

511 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:01:14am

#493 Carl in Jerusalem

That is crazy. Otherwise intelligent people just seem to lose it when it comes to Israel. I don't understand it.

512 Roger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:02:30am

#495 Mike C., my professor employed mostly Muslims after his tenur was met. Some before. Most of my research was continued by Muslims, some apostate. Before 9/11 we didn't have long or serious discussions. Afterwards I did. Intense discussions; at least two wanted to convert me to islam. After a while it was too depressing to continue the dialog(mostly monologue on their part). But I in no way claim to be an ME expert. Mostly a lot of reading now.

I just think on an anonomous blog where people are providing opinions, claims of superior expertise is not as useful as typing down experiences and insight from traveling the ME. Tell me of conversations and interactions with Muslims.

513 Obi-wan  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:02:54am

#505

Princess Bernie: "America's Best Dressed Divorcee!"

514 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:03:39am
515 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:04:10am

#505 Princess Bernie

Actually, I cut him loose.

Of course! But the fact that he "let" you go proves he's crazy! Cause you happen to be the shiznit!

516 ggt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:04:31am

bernie --did you put it all on his credit card?

Get to go do Mom stuff.

Have a great day Lizards!

517 easy  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:04:42am

Fromk the MuslimGentalMAn link above, by Anwarali - Got fatwa

This fatwa, or legal opinion by an Islamic scholar, was issued in October, 2001 to address the concerns of some Muslims in the military about fighting in Muslim countries. The fatwa was written by Dr. Taha Jabir Al-alawani...
To sum up,
it's acceptable-God willing-for the Muslim American military personnel to partake in the fighting in the upcoming battles, against whomever their country decides has perpetrated terrorism against them.

Keeping in mind to have the proper intention, as explained earlier, so no doubts would be cast about their loyalty to their country, or to prevent harm to befall them as might be expected. This is in accordance with the Islamic jurisprudence rules, which state that necessities dictate exceptions, as well as the rule that says one may endure a small harm to avoid a much greater harm. And God the Most High is Most Knowledgeable and Most Wise."

Heh, a fatwa.

518 realwest  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:06:45am

#473 dmjboose - Sorry, link no work for me (Page annot be found" etc etc);.
:

519 Miss Trixie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:08:57am

Oh so now I'm just 'anyone else' to miss trixie.
*pushes out lower lip and crosses arms*
hmmph

*Texas Heathen TCG™*

Better?

;p

/cold hands this morning...

520 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:09:10am

#507 obi-wan

Yes - the price has gone up from $2 - 4 kg to about $6 -10 kg - and that's if we can get them at all

Never mind I have a nice banana liqueur in the bar which I'll pour on my cornflakes!

521 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:09:12am

Int'l Confab on Palestine to be held in Tehran

LONDON, March 20 (IranMania) - International Conference on Palestine will be held in Tehran on April 14-16, according to IRNA.
...
Iranian parliament (Majlis) has sponsored the conference which is scheduled to be held under the current humanitarian catastrophe as the Palestinians have been exposed to systematic killings by the 'Zionist' regime.
...
He said that the conference will examine the conspiracy to destroy al-Aqsa Mosque on the pretext of rebuilding its pillars, detrimental digging operations under construction of al-Aqsa Mosque and will put forward proposals for maintenance and reinforcement of the holy Mosque.

Must be a carefree life when you don't have to take responsibility for anything.
♪ Blame it on the Jews, yeah yeah! ♪

522 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:10:08am
*Texas Heathen TCG™*

Better?

;p

/cold hands this morning...

LMAO! !

523 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:11:53am

#3800

:D

524 gymnast  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:13:59am

Roger, you have some interesting points, as not all Americans have interacted with Muslims. If you were to live in an Islamic country for several years and interact daily with muslims (and rarely with Westerners except for a few fellow employees) as per the terms and customs of that country you might find that the level of insight into the Muslim and Arab mind is considerably enhanced.

525 Pro-Bush Canuck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:14:23am
Hey, did you get the feeling that he had a bootleg of my movie? Are there DVD players in those caves in Afghanistan?

-- Michael Moore (cf bin Laden's last tape)

The interests of Muslims and the interests of the socialists coincide in the war against the crusaders.

-- Usama bin Laden

The key diffrence is that while al Qaeda can be chased through mountain passes by attack helicopters, Michael Moore lolls comfortably in his well-guarded, multi-million NY apartment.

Two threats of equal magnitiude. One cannot be fought.

526 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:14:47am

Off to smoke

BIAB

527 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:15:14am

Now there is an Aussie by the name of Ahmed Jamal being held in prison by the Kurds and he says he's totally innocent of everything

He just went to Iraq to help build a mosque


I say keep him there forever - he's a spraypainter so perhaps he can help repair burnt out cars

528 WriterMom  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:20:03am

#506 ggt

Yes-I know exactly the type, sort of Indian looking, bright but not cheesy. Lovely. The stay-at-home Mom thing did not agree with me at all...I went sort of batty after #3. Three is just way, way more than two!

529 Miss Trixie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:20:47am

{MTNester}

Hiya, toots!

:D

530 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:21:25am
531 Roger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:22:38am

#524 gymnast, without a doubt. But I would avoid harumphing about other folk's opinion on a blog without carefully sharing my experiences [yet fictitious but for this discussion] in the ME.

You could use the same argument for all history of humankind which occured before we were creathing. No one should talk about historical events unless they've been there?

532 Roger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:23:39am

creathing = breathing

533 WriterMom  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:24:33am

#527 aussiemagpie

Umm, what vocation is "spray painter"?

534 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:25:06am

#508 MTnester

Hi there! :-)

535 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:25:11am

David Duke Claims to Be Vindicated By a Harvard Dean

A paper recently co-authored by the academic dean of Harvard's Kennedy School of Government about the allegedly far-reaching influence of an "Israel lobby" is winning praise from white supremacist David Duke.

The Palestine Liberation Organization mission to Washington is distributing the paper, which also is being hailed by a senior member of Egypt's Muslim Brotherhood, an Islamist organization.
...
A professor at Harvard Law School, Alan Dershowitz, whom the authors call an "apologist" for Israel, said he found much of the paper to be "trash." He said, "It could have been written by Pat Buchanan, by David Duke, Noam Chomsky, and some of the less intelligent members of Hamas. An intelligent member of Hamas would not have made these mistakes."
...
"What he is saying is, 'some of my best lobbyists are Jews. Don't confuse what we are saying with the Protocols of the Elders of Zion,'" Mr. Dershowitz said. "Sorry, but it sounds very similar to me. The only difference is the Protocols are a forgery, but this is actually written by two bigots."

536 keepandbear  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:25:59am

Good morning

Spring break sucks

We are having winters second coming here in MO. Can't work outside, constant drizzle and 36 degrees.

All week long according to the forecasters

537 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:26:35am

Morning [Keep]

Sorry the weather there sucks...

538 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:28:18am

#533 writermom

Hi there

The blokes who spray paint on your car after it's been repaired after a bingle!

539 Roger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:29:20am

BTW, I talk with a gentleman who has ME experience [I don't know the exact years] who describes the ME excluding Israel as being on the dark side of the moon. He says most Americans cannot fathom what it would be like to have been born there. I have to weigh along with others his opinion too.

I also have contact with some Coptic Christians who shed light from a whole other perpective.

I'm not saying this gives me expertise at all but just illustrating many Americans can get information which isn't just from a blog article or the MSM.

540 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:30:18am

519 miss trixie

*Texas Heathen TCG™*

Better?

;p

/cold hands this morning...

Brrr. But much better {miss trixie}
*turns frown upside down*

541 Miss Trixie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:31:32am

Spring break sucks

We are having winters second coming here in MO. Can't work outside, constant drizzle and 36 degrees.

All week long according to the forecasters

Such a gloomy, yet poingnant post, poor thang.

*Keep TCG™*

We're in the same boat up here.

{keep}warm.

;p

542 keepandbear  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:32:10am

Hey [ronin]

And on topic

I hope the to writers that this thread features are killed by a Jimmy Dean Sausage Truck and they are found with a one pound roll of Hot Breakfast sausage stuffed down their throats. Sans the wrapper of course.

543 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:33:03am

Good morning {KEEP}!

Look on the bright side... you could have ended up as a bear on your back!

544 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:33:40am

#536 keepandbear

Hi - sounds like pretty crook weather for you there

And sorry but where is MO?

545 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:33:46am
I hope the to writers that this thread features are killed by a Jimmy Dean Sausage Truck and they are found with a one pound roll of Hot Breakfast sausage stuffed down their throats.

Brutal. LOVE.IT!

546 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:34:35am

m

Cool bear.

:D

547 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:36:06am

#546 Minnesota Ronin

Cool bear.

:D

If he was armed, we could have called him our keepandbear!

548 keepandbear  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:37:21am

{Miss trixie' Aussie, m}

Aussie MO is Missouri

Us postal codes

Linky things don't work for me here at home
[Link: www.sel.barc.usda.gov...]

549 gymnast  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:37:41am

#531, Roger. What are you defending?

550 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:37:46am
If he was armed, we could have called him our keepandbear!

*Shaking head*

Cute.

551 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:39:10am

Spy for Israel Loses Supreme Court Appeal

WASHINGTON - The Supreme Court refused Monday to give Jonathan Pollard, now serving a life sentence for spying for Israel, access to records that could bolster his case for a presidential clemency.

Pollard's lawyers wanted the justices to reopen his case, so that they could pursue secret documents the government submitted to the judge who sentenced Pollard in 1987.

He would be out quicker if he had murdered someone.

552 keepandbear  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:39:25am

The right to Keep and Arm Bears shall not be infringed.

553 Roger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:40:12am

BTW, I sometimes eat breakfast and hang out with one of Nick Berg's best friends. Unfortunately we do not discuss the ME at all. You can understand my distasted perspective when Mike C. says he has spent years in the ME without getting his head chopped off as proof the Muslim society is just peachy [little exaggeration but you get the point].


[Link: www.nickberg.org...]
[Link: www.nickberg.org...]

554 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:40:35am

538 aussie

The blokes who spray paint on your car after it's been repaired after a bingle!

A bingle. I just love the aussie lingo.
"sorry I'm late for work boss I got in a bit of a bingle on the way to work." HAHAHAHAH
The boss would look at you like you were crazy here in the states.

555 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:40:46am

#548 keepandbear

Thanks - now I've saved that to help me translate! :-)

556 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:41:08am

#529 Miss Trixie

Hellooo up there! LOL


#534 Aussiemagpie

Good day to you! Glad to see you are OK after the big blow hit Australia this weekend!


#536 Keepandbear

All week long according to the forecasters

Perhaps this is nature's way of telling you to kick back with a good book and relax! LOL

557 Roger  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:42:05am

#549 gymnast, defending people's right to say what they think.

558 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:42:22am
559 Princess Bernie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:43:19am

#513 Obi-Wan:

No. America's poorest but well-dressed divorcee.

#516 ggt:

No. Hence my title as American's poorest but well-dressed divorcee.

560 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:43:42am

Israel's Olmert disengages from "disengagement"

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Still days away from his likely election as Israel's next prime minister, Ehud Olmert is already putting a personal spin on Middle East rhetoric.

A leading advocate of Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's bid to "disengage" from fighting with the Palestinians by quitting the Gaza Strip last year, Olmert has enlisted a distinctively different term for his vision of similar moves in the West Bank.

"It would be accurate to call what I am pursuing a 'hitkansut'," Olmert, interim premier since the now-comatose Sharon suffered a stroke in January, told Army Radio on Monday, using the Hebrew for "consolidation" or "ingathering."

Hell, why not call it the "happy move" if all you want is to make it sound better.

561 keepandbear  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:43:47am

MTNester

Are you anywhere near Martin SD?

562 USMC RECON  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:44:54am

#552 Keep
I could not dis-agree more.

563 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:45:01am

Aussie - check you email...I sent you a list of states and their abbreviations. ;-)

564 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:45:16am

Hi, kids!
Everybody having fun?
It's Monday.
I'm at work.
It's raining.
But I got my LGF, so, By Golly, it's a good day!

565 gymnast  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:46:26am

#557, Roger. I got the impression that you were defending the obvious.

566 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:46:32am

what's up {redstate}!

Everybody having fun?

Yeaaahh... Fun...

567 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:48:13am

#554 Texas Heathen

Yes we have our words, but believe me I also see the funny expressions here and think what the hell does that mean? :-)

This is great cultural exchange I reckon

Bingle is a great word - sounds just right to describe a - well, bingle!

568 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:49:32am

#561 Keep

Not near Martin. Martin is in the southwestern part of South Dakota. I am in the extreme East Central part.

569 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:49:58am

aussie
"bingle", huh? To us that's a fender bender.

570 keepandbear  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:50:01am

562 USMC RECON

Wassa matter Gunny? An Alaskan Brown Bear in a hide, with a three by nine Leupold scope mounted on a Remington 700 give you problems?

LOL

571 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:51:31am

#564 {Redstate}

Happy first day of spring, eh? It's cold but at least not raining/snowing here today.

572 keepandbear  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:51:38am

568 MTNester

Okay

573 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:52:52am

Nope. No fun here.

574 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:53:24am

#556 MTnester

Hi - thanks and I'm also sending an email to you about my daughter

575 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:53:31am

MTNester

Happy first day of spring, eh? It's cold but at least not raining/snowing here today.

Everything here is in full bloom...a hard rain will beat the flowers down.

576 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:53:35am
Nope. No fun here.

What's wrong Dubs?

577 USMC RECON  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:53:38am

#570 Keep
I've played the counter sniper game. Real intense..

I'm typing so I must have won.

Ya gets lucky some times.

578 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:53:43am

"Welcome to the working week,
I know it don't thrill you,
I hope it don't kill you..."

E. Costello

Morning All!

NMM

579 keepandbear  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:54:14am

570 keepandbear

Add on to my post

I would give me problems

580 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:54:41am

Wassup [NMM]!

581 Carl in Jerusalem  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:55:50am

# 511 m

If you look into their backgrounds a bit it starts to make sense. These guys signed a petition against the Iraq War three years ago claiming that it was dictated by Israel. They're perfect useful idiots for the Saudi prince who donated $20 million to Harvard. (You cannot tell me there's no connection between this 'paper' and the donation).

582 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:55:55am

[Ronin]

Keep has already informed you of the weather here...'cept he's not at work!

NMM

583 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:57:03am

"Work is the curse of the drinking class."

Oscar Wilde

584 keepandbear  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:57:14am

Well you all be bad

I gotta go putter around


KYPD

585 christheprofessor  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:57:52am

Addendum to my #583

I quoted that from memory, I hope it's accurate...

586 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:59:14am

Bye, {keep}
Happy puttering!

587 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:59:42am

#585 CTP

I like the quote in any event and shall use it in the future I'm sure.

NMM

PS - never let the truth f*ck up a good story/quote!

588 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:59:44am

#569 redstareredneck

Hi - bingle is better! Much shorter than fender bender

And what you call fenders we call bumper bars

Now just like Minn Ronin is the Ambassador for Cricket, you can introduce this word to the US! :-)

589 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 6:59:47am

Morning, {Dubluv}.


Aussie - I'll be looking for your email!


Redstate - I'd be tickled if everything here were in full bloom. But one of the people in our complex put silk flowers in her flower box. It's a good laugh when you see them sticking out of a drift of snow at the top of the box! LOL


Morning {RECON}!, Morning {NMM}!

590 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:00:14am

well i'm off to lunch
BBL

591 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:01:40am

{MTNester}

Anybody seen LoppyD? I need an extra special blessing for Boston College to beat Villanova later in the week. Other than that I'm batting .750 in the B-Ball picks.

NMM

592 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:03:28am

#564 redstateredneck

Good morning {redstateredneck}! It IS a good day!

593 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:04:01am

aussie

Hi - bingle is better! Much shorter than fender bender

And what you call fenders we call bumper bars


My hubby is in the auto parts business; I'll give him these new terms for his body shop customers.

594 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:04:15am

#573 W-lover

{W-lover}

Work is crook? How are the wedding plans going? And am I still bridesmaid? :-)

595 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:05:28am

#558 Minnesota Ronin

Hand over all your moneys in a paper and/or plastic bag!

596 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:07:13am

#578 newmelleman

Good morning {newmelleman}!

597 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:08:39am
Hand over all your moneys in a paper and/or plastic bag!

Ha!

598 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:09:18am

hey {m}!

Got a few closings this week?

NMM

599 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:11:06am

#581 Carl in Jerusalem

(You cannot tell me there's no connection between this 'paper' and the donation).

I would not even try.

600 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:12:37am

m

How's the weather today?

;D

601 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:12:49am

Dubs busy.

Work make Dubs mad.

602 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:13:35am

#598 newmelleman

Got a few closings this week?

One definite, and one if I can get the bank off their arses!

/how was that aussie? :D

603 aussiemagpie  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:14:11am

Well it's after 4am here

And I've been sucked into the BLACK HOLE! The DDT!

It's times like this I wish I was a bit closer

But it's good night from Down Under sadly

Here's my really crook joke for the night:

When the husband came home unexpectedly, Larry the lover leapt had to leap out the bedroom window.

Spotting some joggers running by, he quickly joined them

"Do you usually jog in the nude" asked one of the runners after a while

"Oh yes" said Larry "It's very stimulating"

"And do you usually jog with a condom on?"

Larry kept his cool "Well, to tell you the truth, it was raining when I set out"

Nightynight all you DDTers - gotta love you and leave you

Have a lovely yesterday!

604 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:14:21am
Dubs busy.

Work make Dubs mad.

Dubs mad... DUBS SMAAASH! !

605 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:15:14am

G'night {aussie}!

That was a good one!

606 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:15:42am

#600 Minnesota Ronin

*glares at Ronin* ;-)

All the websites say it's in the 40's - uh huh... that's why I only smoked half a cigarette on break! THEY LIE I TELL YOU!

/and it's SNOW/SLEETING! ! ! On the first day of spring. Imagine that!

607 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:15:48am

#601

Dubs too fun be so mad.

Breathe Dubs, Dubs have DDT, Dubs be happy.

NMM

608 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:16:10am
609 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:17:13am

#606 m

*glares right back*

Huh. Sunny here.

:D

610 loppyd  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:18:00am

Greetings Lizard Nation!

Hope everyone had a lovely weekend.

Already been to Boston and back today.

What did I miss?

611 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:18:00am

G'night {Aussie}!

NMM

612 hiker  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:18:55am

#289 BenZacahria

"The pope released those who signed up from all debts owed to Jews, and the crudsaders murdered Jews on the way to and from the crudsades, including 900 Jews @ a synagogue in Jerusalem burned alive while the crudsaseders marched around singing 'Christ we adore thee' sick! Evil!"

First off, there were no crusades in 900; the first crusade wasn't for another 100 years.

Secondly, I can point out that the Hebrews massacred the Midianites to the point of genocide a few millenia ago. Does that make today's Jews evil? Every group of people has black marks against them, but most have moved beyond those evils and have evolved into something entirely different, and -- if not benign -- they are at least more "civilized." Question: Do you hate Catholics now because of what happened more a thousand years ago?

613 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:19:02am

#610 LoppyD

Thank God you're here! Please see my #591.

NMM

614 Carl in Jerusalem  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:19:08am

A couple of people have mentioned the Jonathan Pollard story. But there's more to it than what you've mentioned. I'm speculating a bit here, but there's a connection to Aldrich Ames.

615 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:19:27am

Wassup {Lopps}!

Nothing much... it's still kinda early yet...

But your BEFF is having a rough one...

616 3 wood  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:20:02am

#601 Dubs

Work make Dubs mad.

Have some chocolate.

617 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:21:31am

8 hours and 39 minutes til' Jack!

618 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:24:18am

My {BEFF}!

And there is Jack to look forward to...

619 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:27:07am

G'night Aussie! Sweet dreams.


Hiya Lopps - what's up?


Dubs, Dubs, Dubs...you're going to need some pampering at lunchtime!

620 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:29:10am

#614 Carl in Jerusalem

That whole case needs to be brought out into the light.

In an exclusive interview with Ronen Bergman, Eitan flatly denied charges that Pollard handed over to Israel information used to expose American spies in the former Soviet Union.
...
"I'm willing to put my hand in fire and swear in everything dear to me that those charges are a blatant lie," Eitan said. "Nothing from what Pollard delivered leaked out of the Israeli intelligence community, nothing. Besides, he never provided us with information that could have exposed American agents in the Soviet Union or anywhere else."

What do the facts have to do with anything?

"The information the charge was based on arrived from the CIA, and more accurately, from the counter-espionage branch of the CIA. Only years later it turned out the person who headed the branch and initiated the move against Pollard…was a person by the name of (Aldrich) Ames, who all those years was the top Soviet spy in the U.S.," Eitan says.

Wow.

621 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:29:50am

Got an interesting e-mail today. There's a new scam born everyminute...

Subject: For Mutual Benefit...Sgt.Robert MvGrover


Attn:

I know you would be surprised to read from someone relatively unknown to
you before.My name is Sgt. Robert Mcgrover,a U.S. Marine 1st Armored Division, which was deployed to Iraq in the beginning of the war in Iraq.I would like to share some highly personal classified information about my personal experience and role which I played in the pursuit of my career serving under the U.S 1st Armored which was at the fore-front of the war in Iraq.Though,I would like to hold back certain information for security reasons for now until you have find the time to visit the BBC website stated below to enable you have insight as to what I’m intending to share with you,believing that it would be of your desired interest one way or the other.
[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]
Also,could you get back to me having visiting the above website to enable us discuss in a more clarifying manner to the best of your understanding.I must say that I’m very uncomfortable sending this message to you without knowing truly if you would misconstrue the importance and decides to go public.In this regards,I will not hold back to say that the essence of this message is strictly for mutual benefit of you and I and nothing more.
I will be vivid and coherent in my next message in this regards.Meanwhile, could you send me a mail confirming you have visited the site and that you have understood my intentions?
Alternatively,you can send your e-mail response,using e-mail address: sgt.robertmcgrover@tangana.com.Awaiting your kind response.

Thanks,
Best Regards
SGT. Robert Mcgrover

622 CMiloro  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:29:59am

This jumped out at me because I recently was on another website (Daniel Pipes) debating with an African/American who is a convert to Islam and a member of the U.S. military. To be fair, this guy seems very sincere; he is married to a Christian and his family is Christian. He joined the military after 9/11.

He seems in denial about Islam. I asked him if he understood that as a Muslim his only allegiance is to be to Islam and the ummah. He denied this. But here's the interesting part: another Muslim jumped into the debate and completely deflected my point by making some kind of snide remark. I responded by pointing out that while he saw fit to post a snide remark, he did not refute my assertion that this soldier's allegiance was NOT to be to the U.S., but to the ummah and Islam. HE DID NOT ANSWER ME THAT TIME.

I then told the Muslim soldier to go on any Islamic website and tell them that his allegiance was to the U.S. first and see what kind of responses he got. I haven't heard anything from him as yet.

Seems to me that a lot of people convert to Islam without really understanding what that belief system is all about.

623 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:33:50am

Dubs, consider yourself hugged by everyone in the bar!

;-)

624 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:35:11am

#622 CMiloro

Seems to me that a lot of people convert to Islam without really understanding what that belief system is all about.

Like at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, when the German officer looked into the face of the apparition and declared it beautiful...just before it sucked the life out of him.

625 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:37:00am

#621 MTNester

tangana.com. Yeah... that's a military addy alright. hahaha!

The link to "Stash of money found in Baghdad" is a nice touch.

~heh~

626 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:37:50am
627 loppyd  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:38:41am

613 newmelleman

I have BC beating Villanova as well so I will say an extra special Boston style BC prayer for both of us!

They better freaking win or I'm OUT. Ohio State screwed me.

628 loppyd  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:39:57am

{BEFF}

Sorry you're having a sucka** day.

But it's 1/2 over now...deep breaths!

629 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:40:14am

#625 m

It never ceases to amaze me what they will try. I laughingly suggested we contact the guy and see if he's offering scholorships for graduate school! LOLOL

630 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:41:14am

#622 CMiloro

Seems to me that a lot of people convert to Islam without really understanding what that belief system is all about.

Agreed. If they understood, there would be no black converts.

631 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:41:59am

#626 Minnesota Ronin

! !

632 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:43:34am

#631 m

:D

633 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:45:04am

#626 Minnesota Ronin

The idea has spread beyond Rhode Island to Internet culture, although the date has varied. The date was initially set to March 20th, but in 2003 and subsequent years it was relocated to March 14th, one month after Valentine's Day.

One of the guys in my office is now swearing up and down the date is the 20th and not the 14th!

:D

His fiancee said "either way"!

634 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:46:33am

{BEFF}-

You know it's bad when I complain about someone else's math.

Yeah- that kind of day.

635 lawhawk  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:46:49am

#453 m:

That's one I had not seen until you pointed it out, although it appears that he's always had 'em but wasnt' in a position to put 'em to much use.

636 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:47:05am

#626 Ronin

How can we get Hallmark & American Greetings on board with this?

With my luck I'll get a Happy Meal and a peck on the cheek!

NMM

We didn't exchange gifts on Valentine's Day either so it probably won't play.

637 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:47:08am
His fiancee said "either way"!

I would have to say both!

638 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:47:55am
With my luck I'll get a Happy Meal and a peck on the cheek!

Mmmm... Happy Meal

639 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:48:06am

#629 MTNester

It never ceases to amaze me what they will try.

What amazes me is that they keep trying because it keeps working!

Sad really. You would think people would realize. But then again, how many of those emails have you gotten that claim if you send it to 8 people the answer to a riddle will just pop up on the screen?!

I tried to reply and explain to most of them, but I started getting so many that I finally gave up.

640 hiker  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:49:34am

#622 Cmiloro

"Seems to me that a lot of people convert to Islam without really understanding what that belief system is all about."

The reason so many prison inmates "convert" to islam is because they see in islam, and how it ispresented to them, the authority to attack the "society" that put them in prison in the first place; islam gives them an avenue and an authorization to vent their anger and their rage against society. Islam appeals to malcontents for just that reason. Islam gives them the green light to be a barbarian.

641 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:49:53am

#635 lawhawk

I'm just glad to know he is now displaying them proudly!

642 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:51:12am

#636 newmelleman

With my luck I'll get a Happy Meal and a peck on the cheek!

Unless she slaps you with a zerbert on your face, that does not constitute a blow job.

She'll have to take that one up with the board of S&BJ's.

643 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:52:34am

#640 hiker

Islam gives them the green light to be a barbarian.

And allows them to feel superior while they do it.

644 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:52:36am
Unless she slaps you with a zerbert on your face, that does not constitute a blow job.

When should I be expecting my new keyboard m?

645 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:54:11am

m

She'll have to take that one up with the board of S&BJ's.

So there is hope for arbitration/appeal?!? Things are looking up after all.

NMM

646 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:54:42am

#644 Minnesota Ronin

It's in the mail, hon! Keep checking :D

647 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:56:21am
It's in the mail, hon! Keep checking :D

Sweet!

648 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 7:57:50am
So there is hope for arbitration/appeal?!? Things are looking up after all.

So to speak...

649 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:01:20am

#648 Ronin

I knew that wasn't getting past you bruddah...considered a with one eye reference for a while but that probably would have been tacky ;)

NMM

650 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:02:14am

NMM

I was wondering if that was on purpose or not...

651 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:05:20am

OK Ronin & NMM - continue this one outside, please.

;-)

652 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:06:05am

A little Cash for the mid-day...


Delia, oh, Delia Delia all my life
If I hadn't have shot poor
Delia I'd have had her for my wife
Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone

I went up to Memphis
And I met Delia there Found her in her parlor
And I tied to her chair
Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone

She was low down and trifling
And she was cold and mean
Kind of evil make me want to Grab my sub machine
Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone

First time I shot her I shot her in the side
Hard to watch her suffer
But with the second shot she died
Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone

But jailer, oh, jailer Jailer,
I can't sleep 'Cause all around my bedside
I hear the patter of Delia's feet
Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone

So if you woman's devilish
You can let her run
Or you can bring her down and do her
Like Delia got done
Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone

653 loppyd  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:06:39am

I have mediation and arbitration experience thus I feel more than qualified to sit on the board of S&BJ's.

654 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:07:23am

#651 MTNester

Sorry Ma'am.

655 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:07:36am

#651 MTNester

/

Sorry mum. God Bless this house!

/Quiet Man accent off

NMM

656 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:09:25am

Hear, hear! ! Loppy for arbiter!

657 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:10:39am

Ahem...I was just catching up on reading the thread and saw the turn it's taken...
May I point out to you guys that it's called a blow job. There's a reason for that.

658 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:11:30am

Must. Resist. Willpower Fading.

sit on the board

hmmm...

NMM

Sorry again MTNester, I'll try harder.

659 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:12:42am
May I point out to you guys that it's called a blow job. There's a reason for that.

And that reason would be...

660 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:13:03am

#658 NMM

You may take it outside at any time. I understand it is difficult for you two to curb your need to respond!

;-)

661 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:14:30am

Know why brides always are smiling as they come down the aisle?

Because they're singing to themselves,
♪♪"I gave my last blowjob; I gave my last blowjob."♪♪

662 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:15:28am

MN Ronin

And that reason would be...


BECAUSE IT'S WORK, YOU TWIT!

663 loppyd  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:15:41am

661 redstateredneck

ROFL!

664 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:15:57am

#661 Redstate

Hey...nobody ever taught ME that song! :-D

665 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:16:03am

MTNester

FWIW I have erased several comments already before posting! I think perhaps I shall go out for a smoke (no lewd reference intended) and see if that makes this little jihad (an internal struggle after all...again no lewd reference intended) a bit easier to deal with.

LOL

NMM

666 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:17:06am
Know why brides always are smiling as they come down the aisle?

Because they're singing to themselves,
♪♪"I gave my last blowjob; I gave my last blowjob."♪♪

Guess it's a good thing I'm not gonna get married.

:D

667 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:17:58am

NMM - I hope you recognize that this is all in fun...I am most definitely NOT a prude!

668 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:18:51am
BECAUSE IT'S WORK, YOU TWIT!

Huh.

And reciprocating isn't?


Well, actually, no. No it's not. Rather fun actually.

669 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:19:53am

633 m

His fiancee said "either way"!

My wife would say Neither way.

670 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:21:07am

#669 Texas Heathen

Dang Heathen. Sorry to hear that.

671 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:23:59am

Gawd, y'all - the Dark Ages thread is like kos/kkk all rolled into one!

672 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:24:26am

670 m
Well she's not a prude but certain things she just wont do.
We're good together though so I don't miss it.
:)

673 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:25:09am

Ahhh, sweet nicotine goodness!

It does have a certain way of clearing one's senses doesn't it?

Now, does anyone have any thoughts on wetland preservation, ham radio operation, or Beef Jerkey?

...

...

...

OK, who do you think is hotter, Blondie or her daughter (cartoon reference)?

NMM

No contest, Blondie

674 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:28:01am
Beef Jerkey

I like Jack Links Hot-n-Spicy.

675 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:30:41am

673 nmm

Now, does anyone have any thoughts on wetland preservation, ham radio operation, or Beef Jerkey?

I thought we were getting off the sexual subjects and now here you are talking about Jerking Meat.

;0

676 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:32:54am
I thought we were getting off the sexual subjects

Who said? I didn't authorize that! MT? NMM? Ronin? Redstate? Did you guys authorize that?

:D

677 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:34:11am

T.H.

I was about to go the same direction with that one...

678 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:35:44am
Ronin?

Come on now... You know me better than that!

679 loppyd  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:37:29am

I'm off to report in for babysitting duty. Hope to BBL.

If not, I'll catch y'all tomorrow.

~Loppyd
Arbitrator Extraordinaire
S&BJ Tribunal

680 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:38:34am

C-ya Lopps!

681 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:38:35am
I thought we were getting off the sexual subjects and now here you are talking about Jerking Meat.

sexual subjects?

getting off?

Why, Texas Heathen, thy name is hypocrisy! :P

NMM

682 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:38:56am

Bye, Lops
Don't let the little terrors angels get you down.

683 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:39:20am

hehehehehe...

:D

684 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:39:54am

Bye {Loppy}

When the case comes before the appeal board, just remember who else was rooting for BC!

NMM

685 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:41:51am

Bye {loppy}! We'll hold down the fort while you are gone~

Good luck with the babysitting duties! (that's a hazardous job)

686 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:43:07am

681 nmm
ROTFLMAO

I didn't catch that one when I typed it.

687 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:47:16am
Gawd, y'all - the Dark Ages thread is like kos/kkk all rolled into one!

Sure is...

688 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:54:05am

I hear crickets...

689 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:54:54am

Ronin

was just checking out the Dark Ages thread...wow.

NMM

690 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:54:59am

Nobody here but us crickets~ :D

691 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:57:23am
Hey ! It's a revolution here !
don't let the dead thread/FNDT crowds get you !

Why, I think we're developing a reputation for enjoying conversation with like-minded folk! Whoa, subversive aren't we?

NMM

692 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:58:39am

NMM

Ugly, eh?

693 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:59:10am

Don't know about y'all but LGF is really loading slow for me all of a sudden. I was going to check out the DA thread but it loaded too slow.

694 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 8:59:26am
Nobody here but us crickets~ :D

chirp, chirp baby...

695 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:00:40am

T.H.

It happens from time to time about this time of day...

696 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:01:48am
697 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:01:52am
Whoa, subversive aren't we?

Sometimes...

698 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:03:35am

redstate

I almost choked on my Manicotti just now...

699 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:03:56am

#696 redstateredneck

I guess the metallic gives that extra little sumpim'sumpin :D

700 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:07:14am

691 nmm

Why, I think we're developing a reputation for enjoying conversation with like-minded folk! Whoa, subversive aren't we?

I never take part in either of those orgies of group think

.

One of the replies. Thats what some think about the 'like minded folk'.

Whatever. I'm here because it makes my day go quicker and occasionally I need a humorous pick me up.

701 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:09:17am
Whatever. I'm here because it makes my day go quicker and occasionally I need a humorous pick me up.

Amen Bruddah!

702 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:10:45am

Tejas Heathen

Whatever. I'm here because it makes my day go quicker and occasionally I need a humorous pick me up.

Ditto, ditto & ditto. Besides the guys & wimmins are friendly/fun and the drinks, albeit virtual, are free.

NMM

703 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:12:35am
Ditto, ditto & ditto. Besides the guys & wimmins are friendly/fun and the drinks, albeit virtual, are free.

That and there are no Nasgul shrieking about what ever it is they hate that particular day.

704 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:13:42am

702 nmm

Besides the guys & wimmins are friendly/fun and the drinks, albeit virtual, are free.

WHAT!
The drinks are FREE!
Nobody told me.
Barkeep a round of Long Island Ice teas for everyone, on me.

705 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:14:46am

Ronin

I often think that in fairness I should try to engage that one on some other topic than what usually gets her going...it would serve her better to "balance the load" some. As I recall I did once and it wasn't so bad.

NMM

706 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:15:17am

Well, off to lunch...

BIAB

707 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:16:27am

NMM

I've tried... It just doesn't work with me.

So I chill in the basement.

And damnit! I LOVE IT HERE!

:D

708 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:16:33am
Besides the guys & wimmins are friendly/fun


And incredibly smart and good looking.
:D

709 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:19:44am

#708 RSRN

OF COURSE!

Nmm

710 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:20:44am

708 redstate

And incredibly smart and good looking.

Not to mention wealthy and um sexually prolific.
;)

711 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:23:51am
Not to mention wealthy and um sexually prolific.

I ain't wealthy, but you got the other part right. ;)

712 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:25:12am

Redstate

Did you see this one?

Bet she was a pleasure for the folks in blue to deal with!

NMM

713 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:26:33am

Hello, all! Had to run off without checking out with you all...husband was in a rush! Tomato Soup and grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch, tho. Just perfect for a cold, blustery day!

P.S. Thanks NMM, for the compliment to the wimmins lurking in the basement! ;-) and Texas Heathen, I'll take one of those Long Island teas over here, please! :-D

714 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:26:55am

711 dubs

I ain't wealthy, but you got the other part right.

I aint wealthy either but I figured as long as we were embellishing our attributes.

715 Just_A_Grunt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:27:27am

This thread is rated R by the Internet Blogger and Rating Commission.

716 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:28:44am

Good afternoon Just_A_Grunt! What up?

717 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:30:46am

Just_A_Grunt-

This thread's mild compared to others we've had.

:D

718 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:35:25am

#715 JAG

This thread is rated R by the Internet Blogger and Rating Commission.

Wait until you see the thread-themed accessories soon to arrive in stores near you.

NMM

719 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:35:28am

Yeah, Dubs. We haven't even had to dig out the rug doctor today! LOL

720 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:36:32am

NMM

Bet she was a pleasure for the folks in blue to deal with!


No doubt! You reckon she was uncooperative?

721 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:36:48am

#718 NMM

Wait until you see the thread-themed accessories soon to arrive in stores near you.

You checked out the details on the S&BJ website, didn't you! LOLOL

722 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:37:12am

MT-

There was a thread last year that would make these men blush!

723 Just_A_Grunt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:37:12am

I am doing a lot of hit run lurking today. Darn work keeps getting in the way.

724 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:39:44am

#721 MTNester

You checked out the details on the S&BJ website, didn't you! LOLOL

*hurridly stashes the S&BJ appeal form under the keyboard*

Why no, no I haven't.

;)

NMM

725 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:40:42am
Darn work keeps getting in the way.


I hate it when that happens!

726 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:42:30am
There was a thread last year that would make these men blush!

Long ago & far away I was at a Bachelor Party that included a "live performance" as opposed to your run-of-the-mill videos. The stripper said she could always tell who the married guys were because they would crowd themselves into the corner!

LOL

NMM

/yeah I was in the corner

727 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:43:23am

I wonder how far those "Keep Your Laws Off My Body" bumper stickers will get the girl moonbats under Sharia...?

728 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:44:57am

newmelleman-

You didn't dance with Princess Cashmere?

/Simpson's reference

729 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:46:01am

#724 NMM

Why no, no I haven't.

ROTFLMAO - Well my husband has been! OMG! !

730 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:46:49am

I have to do some work real quick.
BIAB
:(

731 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:47:28am

Bye TH...hurry back!

732 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:48:01am

Wassup ladies and gents!

733 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:48:42am

MT-

Have you tried a madras yet?

734 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:48:43am

damn is cold out there!

well, not so much cold as windy...

either way IT SUCKS!

735 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:49:38am

#728 W-Lover

During another bachelor party we rented a school bus to tour several "Gentlemen's Clubs". Got back home about 6:00 am smelling like Jean Natee and old beer. My two year old daughter (the primary reason those clubs have lost their appeal somewhat) walked up to the couch where I had passed out and said "daddy stinks"!

NMM

736 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:50:18am

#733 Dubs

No, haven't had an opportunity yet. BTW, we won't be able to make it into the cities this weekend. So, we'll have to plan that get-together for another time! :-(

737 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:52:28am

newmelleman-

It's not just the girlie clubs that get old as you mature...

A lot of good clubs here in the Twin Cities, but I'm just not interested.

738 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:52:39am

NMM

"daddy stinks"!


Your 2 year old daughter had a very discerning nose. She recognized "skank" when she smelled it!

739 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:54:04am

RONIN!

Did you see? MTNester is SOOO mean!

I don't think she likes us

740 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:54:23am

Dubs

Day getting any better?

741 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:55:07am

Dubs

Yeah... I saw...


:-(

742 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:56:23am

MTNester


Why don't you like Dubs and I?

743 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:56:44am

#739 Dubs / Ronin

Had to spend the "weekend money" on something more immediate and not nearly as much fun. I'd rather be drinking with you guys! Really!

744 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:57:25am

{redstate}-

I found a new juice to mix my vodka with. Ocean Spray makes a Cran-Tangerine, and let me tell you- Girl- it is damn tasty. Check it out for a new twist to our Madrases.

745 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:58:18am
Had to spend the "weekend money" on something more immediate and not nearly as much fun. I'd rather be drinking with you guys! Really!

It happens... Guess we'll have to wait a bit longer...

Heeey... Maybe when you do make it up it will be warm!

That would be nice!

746 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:58:59am

MT-

Well- after snubbing Ronin & I like that, I hardly doubt we'd EVER buy you a drink.

;)

747 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 9:59:35am

#745 Ronin

Heeey... Maybe when you do make it up it will be warm!

That would be nice!

Oh, that would be very nice!

748 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:01:53am
Oh, that would be very nice!

Yes... Yes it would!

749 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:02:42am

#746 Dubs

Not a drink, eh? Then maybe two or three? LOL

750 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:03:55am

*Sigh*

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. college graduates are facing the best job market since 2001, with business, computer, engineering, education and health care grads in highest demand, a report by an employment consulting firm showed on Monday.

"We are approaching full employment and some employers are already dreaming up perks to attract the best talent," said John Challenger, chief executive of Challenger, Gray & Christmas.

In its annual outlook of entry-level jobs, Challenger, Gray & Christmas said strong job growth and falling unemployment makes this spring the hottest job market for America's 1.4 million college graduates since the dot-com collapse in 2001.

The firm pointed to a survey by the National Association of Colleges and Employers which showed employers plan to hire 14.5 percent more new college graduates than a year ago.

Stuff like this will never be acknowledged by my liberal, union member, beer drinkin' buddy. We do get along pretty well for being on largely opposite sides of political issues but many times debate is out of the question because he simply won't accept good news like this.

linky

NMM

751 USMC RECON  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:05:58am

Hello. Hello . Hello
Anybody down here ?

752 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:07:04am

[RECON]

Good to see ya.

NMM

753 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:08:16am

Recon, shut the door on the way in! It's cold out!

:D

754 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:08:26am

what's the good word [RECON]?

755 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:08:47am

Hi RECON! C'mon down...grab a drink and pull up a chair!

756 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:08:53am

C'mon down Recon!

Hey, Dubs
That Cran-Tangerine sounds good. I'll have to try it.

757 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:09:11am
Recon, shut the door on the way in! It's cold out!

Still sleeting?

:D

758 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:09:59am

Kuwait passes new law easing freedom of press

Kuwait's Parliament Monday passed a new press law banning the imprisonment of journalists without a final court ruling and allowing new newspapers to publish for the first time in three decades. All 53 MPs present at a session of the house, including Cabinet ministers, voted in favor of the legislation, which was described by lawmakers as a key reform measure.

The law waived all jail sentences on journalists for all but religious offenses, while raising fines.

Under the previous law, fines were normally around $350 but under this law fines will range between $3,400 and $70,000. Under the law, journalists, writers and intellectuals cannot be arrested during investigation.

The law however, allows the application, under the country's penal code, of stiffer penalties of up to several years in jail for those who call for the overthrow of the regime. - Agencies

I think they aren't quite getting the meaning of "freedom of the press"

759 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:11:06am

#757 Minnesota Ronin

No, it actually warmed up to just a cold ass rain.

760 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:13:20am

redstate-

think of it as a light bodied Madras. Although, I nervous to try it, because I might start pounding them down. LOL!

761 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:13:29am

#758 m

Not so much...

762 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:15:03am
No, it actually warmed up to just a cold ass rain.

Cool!

Heh heh... get it?

763 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:16:15am

Man do I work with some lazy people...

764 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:16:53am
Heh heh... get it?

No. I don't.

;)

IHTGBTWN.

765 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:17:55am
No. I don't.

Smartass.

;)

766 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:18:23am

#758 m

but I think it's a big improvement over what they had before:

Kuwaiti governments have since the mid-1970s imposed a total ban on issuing licenses for new newspapers, and journalists could hitherto be jailed while under investigation for an alleged offense.

Information Minister Anas al-Rashid said: "The passage of this law is a step in the right direction toward more political freedom in Kuwait," adding that anyone meeting the required criteria could apply for a newspaper license under the law.

The new law, which replaces the existing legislation issued in 1961, will become effective only after the government issues its bylaws in six months, the minister told reporters in Parliament.

767 USMC RECON  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:18:57am

I see the usual suspects are here.

Beautiful day. Temp made it up to 17 and the sun is shinning.

I've gone through 14 full cord of wood so far and it's still looking like another month of cold weather.

The good news is it's only 3 weeks to Myrtle Beach and 5 weeks till Wasilla.
Ain't life grand?

768 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:21:03am

RECON

What or Where is Wasilla?

769 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:21:29am
I see the usual suspects are here.

M-F, 8-5...

770 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:23:20am
The good news is it's only 3 weeks to Myrtle Beach and 5 weeks till Wasilla.

Don't you have a car?

Seriously, do you (as I suspect) cut and split all of that firewood yourself? I cleared a couple of acres worth of cedar trees with a chainsaw and elbow grease but wouldn't want to rely on the consistency of that effort to keep my family warm during the winter.

NMM

771 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:25:09am

#766 MTNester

True.

/glass half full!

772 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:25:52am

Oh maaan... Myrtle Beach is calling my name!

/not this weekend though- it's cold there, too!

773 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:26:32am

My next vacation is gonna be Texas... It's a little ways off yet, but I have a feeling I'm gonna have one helluva fun time!

774 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:26:45am

#771 m

/glass half full!

That's the way I try to look at most things. Keeps my mental health in better order. :-)

775 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:27:26am
not this weekend though- it's cold there, too!

Really?

:D

776 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:29:10am

#773 Minnesota Ronin

My next vacation is gonna be Texas... It's a little ways off yet, but I have a feeling I'm gonna have one helluva fun time!

That's my next one too! Oh Lord, we are going to take Texas by storm!

Think they are ready for us, Ronin/Dubs?

777 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:30:48am
Think they are ready for us, Ronin/Dubs?

Not a chance... They ain't ready for us m...

778 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:30:57am

I can't wait for the trip to Texas this summer. It's going to be a HOOT!

779 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:30:57am

#775 Minnesota Ronin

Really?

From what I hear, it's running in the 50's for the next two weeks.

780 USMC RECON  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:31:51am

#768 MT Nester
Wasilla is in Alaska. Near Anchorage.

#770 NMM

I get a truck load of logs delivered . I cut and split with chain saws and a hydraulic splitter. Usually it takes the month of October.

781 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:32:23am

m

I'd take two weeks in the 50's! That would be heavenly.

782 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:32:34am

That's right! MT is going too!

DDT'ers UNITE!

783 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:33:12am
From what I hear, it's running in the 50's for the next two weeks.

And that's cold?

:D

784 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:34:09am

I'm back.

m and ronin,
Oh yeah we're ready for you. Be sure to drop by the DFW area.

785 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:34:50am

#777 Minnesota Ronin

Not a chance... They ain't ready for us m...

I think I'll have to agree with you there, Ronin.

Heeey - we need to get 'Nam or someone to recommend a tattoo place.

Imma get me a lizard!

786 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:35:08am
DDT'ers UNITE!

OK!

Any other DDTers going?

787 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:35:32am

{m}~

TX will never be the same. LOL!

788 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:35:54am

#780 RECON

Ahhh, the place you are going bear hunting, sleeping in tents and trying not to freeze your @ss off, right?

789 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:36:19am

#781 MTNester

I'd take two weeks in the 50's! That would be heavenly.

Oh, sorry dear. I guess that would sound kinda crazy to you guys.

790 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:37:10am

#783 Minnesota Ronin

And that's cold?

:D

For the beach it is!

791 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:38:08am
Imma get me a lizard!

I'm gonna get pierced!

792 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:38:12am

Whew! I just peeked in on the Dark Ages thread again. I know...I know...I should know better. They are going to need several rug doctors up there when the day is over. :-|

793 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:38:37am

I LOVE THE DDT-ers

794 USMC RECON  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:38:41am

MT Nester, Wasilla is the jump off site. I fly to Anchorage( commercial), to Wasilla and then to Unit 16B which is about 250 miles due North. That's where the tents are used.

795 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:39:28am
For the beach it is!

Good point.

796 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:40:01am

#784 Texas Heathen

m and ronin,
Oh yeah we're ready for you. Be sure to drop by the DFW area.

We can prolly do that :D

But considering we are coming from NC, S.Dakota & Minn ... you really should break down and drive to Galveston for us!

:D :D :D

797 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:40:54am

#792 MTNester

I ain't going back!

/not sure a rug-doctor will do it this time. Might have to rip out the carpet and start anew.

798 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:41:22am

m - by the end of July, I hope I driving from Florida!

799 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:42:42am
not sure a rug-doctor will do it this time. Might have to rip out the carpet and start anew.

They just need concrete... When it's all over you just hose it off.

With a hose/garden hose.

;)

800 USMC RECON  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:42:47am

#792 MT Nester

I can't believe the way some of the people call for the killing of millions of people with ease .
I'd wager most of them have never killed anything more then a fly in their lives.

801 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:43:21am

#798 MTNester

m - by the end of July, I hope I driving from Florida!

Oh, cool! When is the big move?

802 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:43:58am
With a hose/garden hose.

It's a hose pipe!

803 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:44:18am

Okay, smoke break. Y'all behave!

;-)

804 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:45:45am

793 mtnester

I LOVE THE DDT-ers

We love you too {mtnester}

805 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:46:51am
It's a hose pipe!

You're insane!

806 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:47:04am

#801 m

Last day of work here in SD is June 30. Pack truck, leave for Florida...hope to be in FL for July 4th fireworks! (Mr. Nester is going to Grad School at UWF)

807 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:52:19am

#800 USMC RECON

How dare you question their... uhm... tactics.

/sarc (but yeah, that's all over that thread)

808 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:53:32am

#805 Minnesota Ronin

It's a hose pipe!

You're insane!

Doesn't change the fact that it's a hose pipe!

/it pipes water from the spicket to wherever you want it, don't it?

809 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:54:20am
Doesn't change the fact that it's a hose pipe!

/it pipes water from the spicket to wherever you want it, don't it?

*shaking head*

810 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:54:33am

#800 RECON

They make sounds that sound too much like what the other side is screaming at us...just a different language, that's all.

Retaliate against those who do us harm, hunt those who plot against us, recognize the enemy for exactly who he is, but don't call for genocide. That just makes me ill.

811 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:54:55am

#804 Texas Heathen

I LOVE THE DDT-ers

We love you too {mtnester}

Yes we do! Come on guys... group hug!

hahahahaha!

812 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:56:17am

#810 MTNester

You must just want to be part of the "in" crowd. You can't honestly think like that.

/double dose of sarcasm there

813 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:56:39am
814 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:57:50am

{ { { {DDT} } } }

815 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 10:59:44am

m:

Imma get me a lizard!


My older daughter has a lizard on her back..it's pretty cool. She took a college day her senior year on her 18th birthday and went and got it. She'd been saving up and waiting til she was old enough!

Ronin:

I'm gonna get pierced!


I'm not even gonna ask what body part.

All:
You guys oughtta see how dark it is outside. Spooky lookin' storm coming.

816 USMC RECON  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:00:29am

(((MTNester)))

817 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:00:36am

#809 Minnesota Ronin

*shaking head*

:D :D :D :D :D :D

You just let me know if you need help with the names of other things... I'll gladly help. I'm cool like that!

818 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:00:44am

Oh, BTW, Ronin
It is a hose pipe.

819 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:00:55am

More hoses...

And not a hose "pipe" among them...

:D

820 SwampWoman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:01:07am

Hey! Have I reached the insanity-free zone?

821 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:02:27am

#813 Ronin- Lifetime Garden Hose

Well I ain't got no garden, either :-P

/sorry to the grammar nazis.

822 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:02:57am

#818 redstateredneck

YES! Vindicated!

;-)

823 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:03:45am
Oh, BTW, Ronin
It is a hose pipe.

Y'all are odd.

Oh, redstate... I'm gonna pierce my nipples.

824 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:03:56am

SwampWoman! I don't know about all that~ but we aren't AS loony tunes!

825 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:05:32am
it pipes water from the spicket to wherever you want it, don't it?

Do you have a "cooling" refridgerator?

perhaps a "flaming" grill?

:D

826 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:06:35am

{SwampWoman}

Question...

Is it a hose, a garden hose, or a hose pipe?

827 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:07:40am

/it pipes water from the spicket spigot to wherever you want it, don't it?

There, fixed that for ya! ;-)

828 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:08:01am
829 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:08:15am
830 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:08:32am

#825 Minnesota Ronin

Do you have a "cooling" refridgerator?

perhaps a "flaming" grill?

:D

No, but we have a HOT water heater!

Cooling fridge... now that's just crazy ;-)

831 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:09:28am

#827 MTNester

There, fixed that for ya! ;-)

Thank hon! I had that typed in but it just didn't look right to me!

832 Just_A_Grunt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:09:38am

Shepard Smith on Fox just warned folks living in MS and AL to quit watching him and tune into their local weather. Bad storms must be on the way. I am in GA so I guess we will get hit just in time for rush hour.
On a lighter note the NASCAR race was run today and my wife's favorite driver won, Kasey Kahne.

833 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:10:29am

#829 redstate

Come on now... That's a cartoon!

I bet you 20 bucks you can't find any hose at a store labeled as a "hose pipe".

:D

834 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:10:35am

#829 redstateredneck

THANK YOU! LMAO!

835 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:12:26am

m

No, but we have a HOT water heater!

I say that too.

836 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:12:31am

Hi {SwampWoman}! How you doin'?

We can't guarantee insanity-free, but we can assure you that you won't have to watch where you walk down here! ;-)

837 Just_A_Grunt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:13:14am

#833 MN Ronin

I bet you 20 bucks you can't find any hose at a store labeled as a "hose pipe".

Of course not you have to ask the salesperson for it.
/everybody knows that

838 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:13:22am

#833 Minnesota Ronin

Come on now... That's a cartoon!

Exactly! Even the kids get it :D

;-)

839 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:13:28am

Just_A_Grunt

Shepard Smith on Fox just warned folks living in MS and AL to quit watching him and tune into their local weather.


I done told y'all there was a big black cloud out there.

840 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:13:31am

MT

Help me out here!

It's a HOSE, not a hose pipe!

841 Just_A_Grunt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:15:07am

Yankees sure talk funny
/

842 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:15:48am
843 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:15:56am

I just finished eating the worlds most difficult to eat orange.
The skin was really thin so it was hard to peel.
When I tried to seperate the sections they'd squirt me in the face and tear apart.
Each section had at least two seeds trying desperately to chip my teeth.
But I prevailed and it was pretty tasty.

844 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:17:17am
Yankees sure talk funny

I guess we do.

845 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:17:49am
846 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:17:59am

#837 Just_A_Grunt

:D

847 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:18:34am

Just_A_Grunt

And I mean this in the best way possible... Don't ever call me a Yankee again...

/BoSox fan

848 eschew_obfuscation  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:18:45am

O.K. folks...how about an 'ink pen'?

/department of redundancy department

849 USMC RECON  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:19:11am

How do you people stand to live where there are tornados,hurricanes and such.

I may freeze my ass off and have to deal with a few feet of snow, but that doesn't kill peeps.
Man youse guys are crazy !

850 SwampWoman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:20:06am

I just tried to read through the other threads; is insanity catching? USMC, I think you're right. The folks calling for "them" to be killed have likely never so much as much as gone hunting.

It's a warter hose.

851 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:20:42am
How do you people stand to live where there are tornados,hurricanes and such.


Well, we don't have the hurricanes, but we do get the tornados AND the snow.

852 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:20:42am

I remember having the "hose pipe" argument with my husband back years ago before I became southernized. I, too, was once a foolish yankee who didn't know what a hose pipe was. Thank God, I learned the error of my ways. There's hope for your yet, Ronin.
:D

853 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:20:49am

Ronin, I have to admit that everywhere I have lived it has been a hose, which was connected to a spigot or a faucet. The spigot or faucet was connected to a pipe that came out of the wall.

854 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:21:13am

PIMF
your you

855 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:21:42am
I may freeze my ass off and have to deal with a few feet of snow, but that doesn't kill peeps.

Generally correct but I would propose that the Donner Party saw it differently.

NMM

856 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:21:49am

#841 JAG

Yeah, I heard that a lot when I lived in TX (moved from MN)

857 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:23:32am
foolish yankee
858 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:23:37am
Ronin, I have to admit that everywhere I have lived it has been a hose, which was connected to a spigot or a faucet. The spigot or faucet was connected to a pipe that came out of the wall.


That's sooo complicated. Wouldn't the all inclusive 'hose pipe' be easier?

859 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:23:39am

"Insanity Free" and I usually don't belong together.

:D

860 USMC RECON  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:25:14am

#855 NMM

Yes, but they ate well.

861 SwampWoman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:26:11am

#849 USMC Recon

How do you people stand to live where there are tornados,hurricanes and such.

I may freeze my ass off and have to deal with a few feet of snow, but that doesn't kill peeps.
Man youse guys are crazy !

Now, living where there are lots o' them bigass tornaders and earthquakes and avalanches, that's crazy. People always know when a hurricane or tropical storm is coming and make an informed choice as to whether to stay or go. Some people choose poorly.

862 Just_A_Grunt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:26:32am

I was born in MN, mom got divorced when I was a youngster and packed up and moved to FL. Lived there till about 10 when she remarried and moved to GA. Lived there till I was 19 then I became goverment property and 20+ years later I am now back adjusting to being a civillian.

863 USMC RECON  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:26:41am

tfk, Amen Brother. Semper Fi .

864 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:26:53am

#845 TFK - sometimes you are very insightful.


#850 SwampWoman

It's a warter hose.

Which makes a whole lot more sense than a "fire hose", if you really think about it.

865 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:27:31am

I suppose we have just illustrated the beauty of the DDT. We can have a spirited discussion on hose pipes without it becoming ugly. No one will leave here today with hurt feelings; no one will need to be banned; we will all just agree to disagree on the proper name of the hose pipe.
Now let's all gather around for a { {group hug} }.

866 USMC RECON  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:29:15am

Garden hose

Water Hose
Fire Hose

IT"S A HOSE

867 Just_A_Grunt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:30:36am

Let me apologize to MN Ronin fer callin him/her a Yankee. I understand what a horribly offensive slur that is and from now on will try to only use names I hear in rap songs.
/kidding Ronin I'm kidding
except for the apology part Sorry.

868 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:30:42am

#858 Redstate

Wouldn't the all inclusive 'hose pipe' be easier?

perhaps, but don't you think that a simple "hose" is even less complicated? ;-)

OMG - Are we engaging in *da da daaa* HOSE WARS?

869 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:31:27am

All your hoses are belong to us!

870 eschew_obfuscation  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:31:46am

#866 USMC RECON 3/20/2006 01:29PM PST
Garden hose

Water Hose
Fire Hose

IT"S A HOSE

I think we've been HOSEd?

871 Just_A_Grunt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:32:21am

#868 MTNester

OMG - Are we engaging in *da da daaa* HOSE WARS?

As opposed to 'ho wars which is merely 2 pimps fighting.

872 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:33:12am

thread transition from hose to ho's in 5,4,3...

873 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:33:24am

871 JAG

?!?!?

874 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:34:04am
875 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:34:39am

So with all the hose talk, does it make y'all a bunch of hosers?

876 USMC RECON  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:34:54am

Minn Ronin

26-2

Sorry

877 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:35:02am

Hoe - yes, a tool used for weeding, cultivating and gardening.

878 reaganite  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:35:33am

#848 eschew_obfuscation

department of redundancy department

Reminds me of the signs on Fort Bragg's impact areas "Danger Unexploded Duds"

879 Just_A_Grunt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:38:10am

#878 reganite
True Story time
While stationed in Germany and attending a NCO school news broke about a 500 lb bomb from WWII that was uncovered at my home base. The only quote that makes it the paper is some smartass saying "Don't worry if it is on this post it is probably a dud". Yes my instructors had fun reminding me of that.

880 SwampWoman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:38:41am

#874 TaxFree

You must have mistaken me for a lifelong civilian.

/I probably woulda throwed yo' raggedy ass in jail but I was an MP, not a Shore Patrol.

881 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:38:45am

Hi {EO}, Hi {Reganite}!

882 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:39:45am

Just_A_Grunt

It's all good!

PS... I'm a guy.

883 Just_A_Grunt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:40:10am

#880 Swamp Woman
OMG Swampie was an MP oh well can't spell WIMP without MP.

884 reaganite  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:40:34am

#879 Just_A_Grunt

Yes my instructors had fun reminding me of that.

LOL!

885 reaganite  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:41:08am

#881 MTNester
Hey MT!

886 eschew_obfuscation  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:41:14am

Hey MT!

You got as much snow as we're gettin'?

We've got about 6" and we're supposed to get 12-18" tonite.

887 Just_A_Grunt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:41:58am

15 minutes to rush hour traffic
EST

888 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:42:32am

Hoe - yes, a tool used for weeding, cultivating and gardening.


"Trust ye not in those who would feign alabaster purity for the testament of their purpose is guile"

Luke 4:17

Luke, as in the guy at the end of Liz's Bar & Grill

:P

NMM

889 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:43:08am

Looks like we may not get to 1k today.

890 reaganite  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:43:21am

#887 Just_A_Grunt

15 minutes to rush hour traffic

Thanks for reminding me, time for a beer!

891 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:43:40am

Four hours, fifteen minutes until Jack Bauer kicks your ass.

892 eschew_obfuscation  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:44:52am

#891 W-lover 3/20/2006 01:43PM PST
Four hours, fifteen minutes until Jack Bauer kicks your ass.


...and Chloe pouts while she watches!

893 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:45:11am

TX Heathen-

Looks like we may not get to 1k today.

NOT with that attitude we won't!

894 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:46:07am
Four hours, fifteen minutes until Jack Bauer kicks your ass.

! YES !

895 Just_A_Grunt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:46:10am

Chloe has become the sort of Grim Reaper of the series. If she shows up somebody is dying and not always at the hand of Jack.

896 USMC RECON  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:46:47am

DoJo Time.


Have a good evening.

897 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:47:21am

Night [RECON]!

898 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:47:35am

#886 EO

No snow this weekend or today, so far. Radar map does look like it might be heading our direction, though.

[Link: www.weather.com...]

899 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:47:41am
900 Just_A_Grunt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:48:59am

T - 10 minutes to blast off

901 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:49:02am

Night RECON!

902 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:49:26am

MT

I hope that misses me!

903 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:50:10am

I don't want any more snow! ! !

Gimme some heat!

904 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:51:22am

I do like Monday nights...Jack Bauer keeps the adrenaline flowing!

905 reaganite  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:51:36am

#903 Minnesota Ronin

Gimme some heat!

You got that right! It's 43° and raining here!

906 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:51:41am

#872 newmelleman

thread transition from hose to ho's in 5,4,3...

HAHAHAHA! Now I'm scared to scroll down and see!

naaah!

907 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:53:09am

#905 reaganite

Dayum... That's no good!

It's 35 and windy here...

908 mattm  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:53:16am

Except for the fact that Muslims have committed more taeeoist acts that the US ever has.

909 Just_A_Grunt  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:54:03am

Quitting time. I have to get logged off and start fighting traffic for that wonderful 60 minute drive encompassing 12 whole miles of road to get home.
Later

910 reaganite  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:54:45am

#907 Minnesota Ronin

Dayum... That's no good!

Two weeks ago it was 80°!

911 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:55:09am

Ronin

I hope it misses you, too! You've had enough for a while, I think. At least we've had time to shovel and melt a bit here since the last "big one".

But you KNOW there is always one more doozy right around tournament time. So stand by. ;-)

912 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:55:15am

Hi {reaganite} welcome back {e_o}!

I'm outta here! Y'all play nice, m'kay?

913 reaganite  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:55:25am

Later Grunt!

914 reaganite  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:55:49am

See ya m!

915 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:55:57am

Bye Just A Grunt!

Heey- gonna drive up from GA to NC Saturday night?

:D

916 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:56:30am

Night {[{m}]}

Be good!

917 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:56:59am

909 JAG

Drive carefully, and watch out for the idiots. They really come out in those slow moving, short distance drives!

918 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:57:32am

#916 Minnesota Ronin

Night {[{m}]}

Be good!

Goodnight {[{Ronin}]}!

oh and... ALWAYS!

919 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:57:36am

Ronin, Honey-

We're not supposed to get any more snow.

920 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:57:50am
But you KNOW there is always one more doozy right around tournament time. So stand by. ;-)

I know... We made it past hockey, but still have basketball left...

921 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:58:17am

Bye reaganite! and yes you will!

:D :D :D :D :D :D

6 days and counting... if you count today!

922 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:58:50am
We're not supposed to get any more snow.

! ! ! GOOD ! ! !

923 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:59:19am

night {m}!

924 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:59:26am

XOXO {m}!

925 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:00:09pm
oh and... ALWAYS!

LMAO!

926 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:00:34pm

{newmelleman}! {Dub-luvah}! xoxoxox

{DDT}!

927 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:01:23pm

#925 Minnesota Ronin

LMAO!

Oh I KNOW you aren't questioning me!

Dubs! Get 'im!

928 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:01:51pm

Night, m!
{ m }

929 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:02:16pm

Night {redstate}, my southern speaking partnah!

930 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:03:30pm

But will anyone in NC drink a Madras to Ronin & Dubs?

931 m  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:04:55pm

Of COURSE I will Dubs!

:D

I'll even take a picture for ya!

932 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:05:28pm
Oh I KNOW you aren't questioning me!

:D

933 reaganite  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:05:50pm

#930 W-lover

But will anyone in NC drink a Madras to Ronin & Dubs?

What's a Madras?

934 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:06:41pm

m

Had to do it, didn'tcha?

:D

935 newmelleman  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:07:18pm

Time to run...y'all have fun storming the castle (K-spot)!

Tomorrow morning I'll be scanning the channels for school closing information right along with the newmellekids! They're off and I'm off too.

Cya

NMM

PS - for the guys complaining of the cold this should warm the, er...cockles of your hearts.

936 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:07:25pm

nite {m}
see ya tommorow

937 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:08:45pm

G'night [NMM]!

938 W-lover  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:09:24pm

reagainte-

Madras= OJ, cranberry juice & vodka. 100% YUM-EE!

And how's the job going for Ann? I haven't seen her in awhile.

939 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:09:27pm

Night {m} - have a nice evening!

940 Texas Heathen  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:09:41pm

nite [nmm]
good luck with those school closures.

941 reaganite  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:10:26pm

#935 newmelleman

PS - for the guys complaining of the cold this should warm the, er...cockles of your hearts.

I'll counter with this one of Jessica Alba!

942 Minnesota Ronin  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:10:48pm
Madras= OJ, cranberry juice & vodka. 100% YUM-EE!

Yes.They.Are.

943 MTNester  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:11:14pm

#919 Dubs

Ronin, Honey-

We're not supposed to get any more snow.



Did Dave Dahl tell you that? (Missing the best weatherman ever!)

944 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:11:39pm
Madras= OJ, cranberry juice & vodka. 100% YUM-EE!


I can vouch for it.

945 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:11:46pm
Madras= OJ, cranberry juice & vodka. 100% YUM-EE!


I can vouch for it.

946 reaganite  Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:11:48pm

#938 W-lover

Madras= OJ, cranberry juice & vodka. 100% YUM-EE!

I won't be drinking one!

And how's the job going for Ann?

Cutting into our golf time!