They are both poofers.

Charles, your Zeitgeist-informed wit is without peer. That is exceedingly clever. Huzzah!

Rehab, heh....

"You know how I know you are gay? Because I see you holding each other and caressing each other so gently..."

Meeting sponsored by Neturei Karta.

What!?! No tongue?

Allah say Relax!

/FGTH

Unfair to poofters

sarc

A little Sunni-Shia love never hurt anyone.

Islamic gay porn. Ewwww.....

A waste of a whole nuke, if you ask me.

Is that a pipe bomb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

How do you say, "did you bring the Crisco?" in Arabic?

GLECH. TWO HAIRY NAZI JEW-HATING JIHADIS HUGGING!

Target rich environment indeed.

/checking into rehab with Britney Spears

I wonder if blowing these two up would ultimately contribute to increasing world peace/happiness/prosperity in the long term ...

Instering butt magnets.

#1 DoctorDentons 3/7/2007 12:46PM PST

"They are both poofers."

This is the kind of bigoted remark I would associate with the anti-Semitic extremists of Free Republic and not the decent folk of LGF. It is the kind of comment which does nothing for our cause or the good name of Little Green Footballs.

"I wish I knew how to quit you. ..."

So which one is the alcoholic? Or is this because they don't have underwear on?

#18 shug

"I wish I knew how to quit you. ..."

Beverage alert!

#18 shug

BWHAHAHAHA.

This would make a wonderful Mentos commercial.

look at those "happy-go-lucky" hairy bastards...sick.

Is the guy to the right George Clooney?
/only half-joking, give it time.

I guess that Mecca agreement didn't work out as the Saudis thought it would.

"I'm huggin' ya," [pat, pat, pat] "but I'm hittin' ya."

This is Ahmadinnerjackets last chance at a real relationship. I understand the others have already not only turned him down but kicked them out of their country. (Saudi Arabia and Syria). I wonder how the Paleo without a home feels about being third in line?

Muslim males are so gay and so homophobic at the same time, it kills me! Throughout their culture, both Persian and Arabic, the men love boys whenever they get a chance.

Is there a bed available? Sign me up .. I guess I need rehab too.

For the leftist lunatics, a "target rich environment" doesn't mean that you (necessarily) want to kill everyone in said environment.

Not that I would object in this particular case.

Cute couple.

Is dinnerjacket married?

"Did you bring the gerbil?"

#17 Pooh: speaking as a Freeper of long standing, there is nothing anti-Semitic about FR. Anti-Semitic statements there will get you banned on FR. I suspect you are a troll

These guys are just practicing up for a meeting with John Edwards who they both support for President!

Send Paulie Walnuts to take care of these guys.

It turns out, you have to go into rehab if you call this a “target-rich environment...”

Double Heh.

The velcro kiss.

I always enjoy seeing Adolf Hitler and Emperor Hirohito (Showa) getting along.

"Come here, baby, gimmie some o' that sweet man love"

That's a particularly happy/satisfied look on Dinnerjacket's face ...

/Just sayin' ...

The real question here is did they do a magnetic sweep?

Rehab: If its good enough for Brittney, its good enough for you.

#17 Pooh
They're fair game. They espouse and encourage homophobia and penalties for being found gay. These two would be happy to pull a wall down on someone! (After they bugger him.)

There is no greater satisfaction than implying they are anything but straight - not that there is anything wrong with that, but just because it would disturb them to be 'insulted' or 'humiliated'.

#31 Elric

Is dinnerjacket married?

It doesn't matter he is a Muslim male and as such anything he wants to do is fine. Don't believe me look it up in the book. There is something in their little book to justify anything ya just gotta know how to read it the right way.

Coulter calling John Edwards a faggot was an easy cheap shot -- the Democratic party doesn't issue fatwas.

Charles probably gets more death threats than she does.

37 Ringo the Gringo

Is that anything like a Velcro Fly?

#30 fjordman

Cute couple.

THUNK. LOL!

"Remember, Ahmed, individually we islamofascists are weak, like a single twig; but as a bundle, we form a mighty faggot."

(with apologies to The Simpsons)

#44 Just_A_Grunt 3/7/2007 01:00PM PST

#31 Elric

Is dinnerjacket married?

It doesn't matter he is a Muslim male and as such anything he wants to do is fine. Don't believe me look it up in the book. There is something in their little book to justify anything ya just gotta know how to read it the right way.

I know islamic paradise has rooms reserved for gay men. I was just wondering is there was a Mrs Dinnerjacket or 2. If not, that would really confirm his 'alternative" lifestyle

Anti-semitic jihadis hug and the globe gets warmer. Better alert Al Gore. Gotta sell the carbon credits.

Yes, the little Iranian nut is married.

Hey, there's someone for everyone!

Mmmmmmmm, just look at that Hot Man Sandwich!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Ahmadinejad kisser's wife files for divorce

Neturei Karta member Moshe Aryeh Friedman returns from Tehran Holocaust denial conference to his home in Vienna, discovers his wife has left him

Moshe Aryeh Friedman, a senior Neturei Karta member, who passionately kissed Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, will now be forced to look for a woman who will agree to kiss him, as his wife has decided to leave him following his participation in the Holocaust denial conference which took place in Tehran about a month ago.

[Link: www.ynetnews.com...]

The dud loves kissing guys

what the heck is a poof? and who the heck is the other guy?

52 J.D.

What would make him appealing enough to marry?

Shuldn't one of them be wearing a burka?

OT

Former Iranian Defense Minister defecting to the US.

TEHRAN, Iran — The mystery of a missing former Iranian deputy defense minister deepened Wednesday with the report by an Arab newspaper that he is being interviewed somewhere in northern Europe before defecting to the U.S.

Retired Revolutionary Guards general Ali Reza Asghari disappeared in Turkey nearly a month ago and reportedly hopes to seek asylum in the United States, according to a report in the London-based al-Sharq al-Awsat.

Get a room!

Also, Couey verdict is in, should be read soon.

53 Murqtaad

Mmmmmmmm, just look at that Hot Man Sandwich!

Manwich?

/they are man-sharmutas!

Here she is.
Well, what you can see of her...

56 big L

I think the other guy is a Hamas terrorist. I don't know what a "poof" is but, a poofter is Brit slang for homosexual male.

Put these guys in thongs. It'll look like cactus fruit.

Couey guilty of 1st degree murder.

"I don't care what Ann says, I gotta be me!"

63 J.D.

She's shorter than him.

#57 MandyManners

What would make him appealing enough to marry?

Do you think she had a choice?

(Admittedly, I could be mixing up my cultures here...)

63 J.D.

What's with the walking garbage bag? Oh, wait...

/poor woman

What the meeting was about:

[Link: www.gulfnews.com...]

Tehran: Hamas leader Khalid Mesha'al extracted from Iran yesterday a pledge to fund his radical Palestinian movement to compensate for the West's financial blockade of the Palestinian government.
Mesha'al, who arrived in Iran early yesterday, told a press conference with Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki that Iran had been giving financial and political support to the Palestinians, whose government has been cut off from Western aid since Hamas took office in March last year.

"We still look forward to get support [from Iran] to break the political and economic sanctions," Mesha'al said.

Mottaki told reporters that Iran would continue to provide money to Hamas, but he did not give any figures.

I hereby volunteer to be the executioner for Couey, if he gets the death penalty. Won't cost the State a dime.

May he rot in Hell.

66 3wood

Will he fry?

Couey guilty on all counts.

69 HeatherRadish

Do you think she had a choice?

(Admittedly, I could be mixing up my cultures here...)

You're not.

/poor woman

"After we threaten to wipe Israel off the map, let's go get some Johnnie cakes!"

#56 and #1, it's supposed to be "poofters." With a "T"

#63 J.D

Oh look it's a black curtain with a human face! Weird.

¯ If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right... ¯

#74 3 wood

Good.

Now, please tell me he's getting death.

RIP, Jessica Lunsford.

#73 Mandy

Will he fry?

That's not mean enought if you ask me.

"You had me at 'Jihad'".

That embrace would look so much sexier if they were wearing their Meccan hajj togas with the exposed midriffs and bare shoulders - don't you think?

Charles -

But then if I said that it would be MY brain-fart, eh? OK -
TARGET RICH ENVIRONMENT - Sometimes the best thing you can do is - JUST POOP!

-S-

#73 mandy

I don't think sentencing will happen for a while. He would do more than fry if I were to ever get my hands on him. When I think of what he did to that sweet little girl, the horro she must have gone through.....I'm not a forgiving and forgetting type of Christian man when it comes to hurting children and murder.

Apparently the poofter sketch is on youtube.

#49 OR:

Trust me Mahmoud, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.

/Same link

69 HeatherRadish

I'd rather fall on my sword.

muslim men demand their women wrap up like that so all the bruises are covered. You'll never see a black eye behind a burqa.

#83 Pope Insouciance IV 3/7/2007 01:14PM PST

"You had me at 'Jihad'".

LMAO

That is a rotating title

"You had me at 'Jihad'".

Squidward,,, hahahaha. heh.

82 Dustoff-507

Impalement okay with you?

#88 Jheka:

Your post was incredibly insulting to the Onanist-American community. I think you need to apologize at once, and report for counseling.

#83 Pope Insouciance IV

Best thing I've read all day! Now I can get back to work.

#27 Spenser (with an S)

Muslim males are so gay and so homophobic at the same time, it kills me! Throughout their culture, both Persian and Arabic, the men love f***k boys whenever they get a chance.

Fixed it for ya...

/no charge

#82 Dustoff-507

Bury him alive...

On Topic - Galant outlines Hamas-Iran ties

Mahmood, I shaved my back for you.

Aw, you shouldn't have.

"Anti-Semites in Love" a new comedy from Dreamworks.

"Strangers in the niiiiight...

exchanging glances..."

86 3wood

I just can't let my mind go there. The thought of someone doing that to the kid just fries my circuits.

amadinnerjacket: Praise allah I didn't wear the same suit! What a faux pas that would have been.

"Yes, wipe Israel off the map, of course we will, psst Mahmoud you have spinach in your teeth."

See? Islam isn't all seething.

#94 Mandy

Impalement okay with you?

Good start. I'm with 3 wood. You hurt childern I think their isn't enough bad stuff that can be done to you.

A perfect commercial picture for promoting NAMBLA !

#98 Odinist

Appropriate.

#94 Mandy

It's times like this I understand why drawing and quartering in the public square was done in times gone by. I'm not interesting in rehabilitating vermin like Couey, or studying them.

#95 OR:

Guess I'm a self-hating ...

However, to abuse myself any further because of it would just be ... um ... redundant.

#63 J.D.

Here she is.
Well, what you can see of her...

No wonder he's swapping spit with Mashaal.

Oh, this is just itching for V the K treatment.

Huh, Mrs. Dinnerjacket was an engineering student.

He looks like the kind of guy who thinks female engineers are hot.

/speaking from sad experience

106 Dustoff-507

Release him into the general population for a few years before he's fried.

"Mahmoud, sweetie, my ass needs shaving, would you?"

I Don’t Want to Love You, But I Do

You were born out of death to a life in a cage
Where bombs are not the only reason people die
Fed by the violence of hunger and homelessness
Raised by colonialism
Your heart and your will still grew strong

You scare me
Not just because they tell me to be scared
Not just because they repeat, repeat, repeat
The story of 1983
Begging me to understand
Americans are worth more than Lebanese

Why do they never tell me about Jihad al Bina
That you have created so much
Saved so many lives
Improved so many more

It scares me
When I admit to myself
That I would be more scared without you
If I still took the time to see

To see the violence that does not just fall from the skies
that exists in hunger and homelessness
in colonialism

It scares me
That my hope is tangled up
In actions I would never want to commit

But I don’t sleep much these days
And I’ve tried hard
But I haven’t found
Anything
to give me hope that they will listen

They repeat, repeat, repeat
The story of Gaza withdrawal
Hoping we won’t see
The violence that continues
That kills in so many ways
Hoping we will now support it
Or at least stop looking

They insist talk does not work
When there is no one to talk to
It is hard to find an interlocutor
When you’re not willing to listen
To see
To feel

How do you keep faith that talk will work
When even they are insisting it won’t?

I am learning to have hope in you
I am learning to see you as so much more
Than those actions I would never want to commit

You amaze me.
Born out of death to a life in a cage
Raised by colonialism
You did not accept imprisonment as natural
You did not accept hunger as justice
You did not accept
the ceaseless killing in so many ways
Of those next to you
Or those farther away

I love you
But I will never be yours
I don’t want you inside me
You are too male for me

And I cannot, gratefully, fully silence the voice that insists:
Some deaths you did accept
Including of some who were listening

That is why the full statement that the question-marks pry me with reads:
It is sad, but I’m learning to have hope in Hizbulla

Maybe it is the naivety
of one whose life has never been directly threatened
I still believe:
Be the change you want to see in the world.

OOOH MAHMOUD: Could It Be I'm Falling In Love
feeling so strange
oooooooh
darling you'll always beeeeee the one for meeeeeee

"Why yes I have magnets on my fridge, why do you ask?"

I still get a laugh out of the original picture of the three stooges. Ahmadinejad's legs don't reach the floor while sitting on the couch.

Short man syndrome. I wonder if he drives a corvette.

109 3wood

Studying evil is pointless except to help authorities profile future offenders.

I guess calling them 'sperm burping butt pirates', 'Hershey Highway Patrolmen', 'Rump Rangers', 'Bum Burglars' or 'Fudge Packers' would be totally inappropriate?

"Will you give me a reach-around? You promised last time but you forgot."

God loves even those two jokers.

Ooh. We're going downhill fast.

#115 Mandy

How about Savage, 3Wood and I have him for the next 48hrs.

#95 Occasional Reader

I think you need to apologize at once, and report for counseling.

"counseling" and "rehab" (Isaiah Washington rehab, not actual addiction rehab) are the re-education camps, aren't they?

Blech! The hot blood of love is surging to their private parts.

#114 sn

Okay, we get to share. You and I can make a good team. That's kind of what I had in mind.

You hurt a kid intentionally, you will never be dead enough in my book.

They're grown men hugging. They must be faggots!

/"rehab" here I come!

Can we fry his relatives who were in that same damned trailer at the same time?

Perhaps I should stop. I'm getting nauseated, I'm so angry.

It hurts me that he breathes. It's been two years, and they're just sentencing him now.

#120 H.J

I wonder if he drives a corvette.

OMG too funny! Do you think he smokes Camels?

ACTUALLY WHO KNOWS WHAT HE MIGHT DO WITH CAMELS!

Iranian women sure can be beautiful sometimes.
[Link: www.rozanehmagazine.com...]

[Link: img301.imageshack.us...]

113 H.R

Huh, Mrs. Dinnerjacket was an engineering student.

He looks like the kind of guy who thinks female engineers are hot.

/speaking from sad experience

Patricia Velasquez wasn't only an engineering student, she was a Petroleum Engineering Student, before she gave it all up for modelling.

Euuuyucccccck!

/Yuck!

#124 Ojoe

Huh?

126 Dust-off 507

Only if you let her family have what's left.

C'mon y'all, they had us at the UN. They had the Euros in Paris.

These guys are the toast of the left coast--what nuclear/jihadist problem? Nukes for peace! Just keep the EU & US AID rolling.
Bill Maher didn't think Saddam was such a bad guy either, to judge by his comments on O'Reilly last night.

The joke's on us.

113 HR

But female engineers ARE hot.

WriterMom

OOOH MAHMOUD: Could It Be I'm Falling In Love

Witcha baby....

I like that song.

/bracing for stinging comments

#134 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades

Yeah, but I graduated.

So there.

Or something.

*sniffle*

Dinner Jacket "...I get to wear the burka tonight? Yeah!"

On another topic...
From David Frum at NRO...
[Link: www.nationalreview.com...]

A Liar and a Blowhard

The Washington Post's verdict on Ambassador Joseph Wilson IV.

A day late, and 6 million dollars short (Libby's legal fees).

When the WaPo calls a leftist filth pig "a liar and a blowhard",....

132 WriterMom

Um - are Camels considered, like, macho?

/eyes my pack of Camels askance.

#137 Mandy

(-:

Dad gets the first shot, were the clean up crew.

IIRC, Imadinnerjacket actually drives some old, battered piece of shit that most of his countrymen wouldn't want.

#121 Mandy

Years ago when I still had some liberal tendancies, I used to think there was hope for some of these animals. Then one day I was asked to it in as a witness on a psychological work up of a guy standing trial for a multiple cold blooded murder with a shotgun.

When I walked into the room I realized I was in the presence of pure evil. I could smell it, feel it, almost see it crawling on the guy. I walked out of that room a changed man, and realized there was no hope for some people, and no point trying to figure them out.

#63 J.D.

Here she is.
Well, what you can see of her...

Is that Mrs. Cohen from The Life of Brian?

"Mahmoud, you can ride my camel, if I can mount your goat".

133 NS

Jessica Alba is Belch and Mexican, not at all Persian/Iranian, IIRC

HotAir: Arab paper: Missing Iranian general in Europe, chatting with U.S. about 1983 bombing

The London-based Asharq al-Awsat newspaper on Wednesday quoted an Iranian military official as saying that missing Iranian general Ali Reza Asgari is staying in a northern European country, where he is receiving “excellent treatment.”

...
Drudge has a teaser up about Israel putting its worldwide interests on alert for fear of Iranian reprisals over Mossad’s suspected involvement here.

Rudi Bahktiar is Persian, however, and a hot little manx.

#143 Cattt

Camels look like [ahem] Clenises...

I had not heard of Couey before:

A jury found a sex offender guilty Wednesday of kidnapping and raping a 9-year-old girl and burying her alive in a crime that led to a crackdown around the country on sex offenders. Jurors deliberated about four hours before returning the verdict against John Evander Couey in the slaying of Jessica Lunsford, who was snatched from her bedroom in 2005 about 150 yards from the trailer where Couey had been living.
Her body was found in a shallow hole, encased in two black plastic trash bags. She had suffocated, and was found clutching a purple stuffed dolphin.

Nobody frys anymore (too bad) - he'll get life or a lethal injection (which isnt a bad way to go) in about 20 years. Or he'll be rehabilitated and pardoned by some future lib president.

At least he didnt call anyone a faggot or describe someone as niggardly.

If only I could run toilet paper through my printer.

#146 Dustoff

I'll be happy to hold his OCC hat.

Long ago, a friend of mine told me that she felt that the friends and relatives of the murdered person should be given time with the tied-up murderer in a concrete room with a drain on the floor. She'd had a friend murdered; the people who did it got away with it, essentially. They came to bad ends, though, which is something.

Brokeback jiha(m)d......

The story of 2 islhamic jiha(m)dist brought together by holy war discover their insatiable desire for hairy muslham manass......

#148 3wood

Chilling.

Lethal injection with a 10% Clorox solution might be fair for a child molester/killer.

Florida still has the chair, however, doesn't it?

Slightly OT but was just reading an article on newsmax about poor Rosie. Seems she suffers from SAD Depression and hangs upside down for 30 minutes a day.

SAD = Stupid and Dumb.

#134 Ed

113 H.R

Patricia Velasquez wasn't only an engineering student, she was a Petroleum Engineering Student, before she gave it all up for modelling.

I've never seen an engineer that looks like that before. All we got here at work are a bunch of pudgy middle aged guys with coke-bottom glasses, squeeky voices, who only get excited when the new GUI interface gets upgraded.

Shove Couey in a burqa garbage bag and toss him on the streets of Tehran.

#165 3wood:

I've never seen an engineer that looks like that before.

The rules are different in South America.

For instance, in both Peru and Brazil I've met a startling number of incredibly hot, female dentists and orthodontists. Go figure.

WriterMom,
I have it on good authority that this is what was sung into DinnerJacket's ear....

Here's something to make you smile (disinfect Coehy feelings a little bit):

Her body was found in a shallow hole, encased in two black plastic trash bags. She had suffocated, and was found clutching a purple stuffed dolphin.

Reading that just unleashed my inner Joe Peschi. I would take great pleasure in making that Couhey suffer.

This needs some digg love - I want to see if any of these assholes on digg have a sense of humor.

Taliban puts in Purchase Order for 288,000 virgins in response to NATO

152 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades

Jessica Alba is Belch and Mexican, not at all Persian/Iranian, IIRC

Oops! My bad!

Springtime for Dinnijad: A Gay Romp with Mahmoud and Esmail in Teheran

136 writer mom

It is true, infinite compassion. Just a reminder here.

"Mmm, you smell good tonight honey. Care to splash some of that eau de camel on my back after we shower?"

#162 Ed

Florida still has the chair, however, doesn't it?

They went to lethal injection in 2000.

1#: Its not "poofers". Its "poofs" (UK) or "poof-ters" (Aus & NZ).

ED

I can think of a few other mixers to add to the IV.

Hrm. In Arizona, you get punished more harshly for looking at kiddie pr0n than you do for raping a child.

I see we have our priorities straight in the Information Age.

Her body was found in a shallow hole, encased in two black plastic trash bags. She had suffocated, and was found clutching a purple stuffed dolphin.

Stand back.
He's mine!

#170 dd

As a father of 3 girls, when they were little I lived in constant fear that something like that would happen to one of mine. I had many a nightmare about it, and if something even creaked in the night I was up and about on cat-feet in the dark with an old cavalry saber in hand. I can appreciate what this poor family has gone through, and like I said, the horror this little girl was put through brings tears to my eyes as I write this.

We have got to figure out a way to protect our precious little ones in this country.

172

Never a need to apologize for linking images of Jessica Alba.

If you want to see an attractive persian, google Sarah Shahi

Her body was found in a shallow hole, encased in two black plastic trash bags. She had suffocated, and was found clutching a purple stuffed dolphin.

That was rough. Mopping a tear from my eye.

RIP little angel.

It might be better if the jury sentences him to life.

I suspect death row prisoners are watched much more closely than the general inmate population, and I've heard child molesters and child killers are despised by most prisoners.

Perverts who use children for their sexual exploits should all die.

/sick f***s!

#183 sn

I honestly wish I could jump back in time and cut Coueys arms and legs off before he did what he did.

If God would only grant me the priviledge of going back in time, I would shoot that SOB to save that precious little girl and would gladly go to prison for it with a smile on my face.

If you want to see an attractive persian, google Sarah Shahi

Um, isn't it a bad sign if all the URLs have "lesbian life' or 'pride' in them?

Oh, but remember everyone, the death penalty is just plain wrong, and all truly enlightened progressives understand this.

So... who's up for the candlelight vigil at Couey's execution? The tearful hand-holding and singing?

/retch

#188 Ed

Or they could let him go and turn a blind eye.

If it happens to my baby there will be no trial (except for mine).

Caption:

"I want to deploy my missile in your bunker!"

One thing that amazes me about some cultures (India, China and Middle East) is that they so devalue little girls.

See my link at #169 and see if you can keep your eyes from watering a little bit. Hint: You cant if you have a daughter.

#188 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades

It might be better if the jury sentences him to life.

I suspect death row prisoners are watched much more closely than the general inmate population, and I've heard child molesters and child killers are despised by most prisoners.

That's how Wisconsin dispatched Jeff Dahmer--no state death penalty, so they put him in the general population.

I thought it was very clever.

#170 Dirk Diggler...

Reading that just unleashed my inner Joe Peschi. I would take great pleasure in making that Couhey suffer.

Me too. I can't fathom this sort of evil..in fact evil is too weak a word to describe that Couhey did.

That poor little girl.

I can't think about this right now, I'm at work and about to burst into tears.

#194 dll2000

Or they could let him go and turn a blind eye.

In that case, I think Savage Nation and I could figure out some way to make sure he is no longer a threat.

Lethal injection should be reserved for stray dogs. If I were to be executed, I want to be shot like a man. So lethal injection may be appropriate for the likes of Couey, because he has more in common with stray dogs than men.

#174 Ojoe

Wrong. Perhaps Satan loves these two "jokers" as you put it.

184 3 wood 3/7/2007 01:43PM PST

We have got to figure out a way to protect our precious little ones in this country.

That is one of the reasons why I like Bill O'Rielly...he is truly a child champion. We need to keep condemning these sickos and not allow the whackos that think they can be rehabilitated to prevail. The chart Bill has is great and it shows what states are not taking this seriously. I can only hope that people who love children in those states are fighting to get Jessica's Law in it.

I am going to get a glass breakage alarm and regular alarm for her window in her room..it creeps me out that there have been children taken from the safety of their own home. My husband didn't take this all that seriously until I pummeled him with article after article of kids being taken in the night. He still isn't as cautious as I am....*sigh*.

These are the patron saints of murder, blood and death cult. Funders of Hizballah and every Jew-killing, American killing, jihadi blood worshippers. Not jokers-not loved by God. Period.

200 maddogg

So lethal injection may be appropriate for the likes of Couey, because he has more in common with stray dogs than men.

I hear what you are saying, but stray dogs are not evil like Couey.

Future CAIR representatives?

#202 Highrise....

We have got to figure out a way to protect our precious little ones in this country.

Dennis Miller hit the nail on the head when he said that the best way to keep tabs on child molesters was through the use of tombstones.

I think they may be attempting to give each other breast exams.

And yes, I know that they're feeling the wrong side. Don't criticize me for their lack of female knowledge and experience.

#80 Savage_nation

Oh, just commit to me right now! hahaha

I believe there are many other HAIRY NAZI JEW-HATING JIHADIS ready to fill those smelly shoes.

Highrise

My husband didn't take this all that seriously until I pummeled him with article after article of kids being taken in the night. He still isn't as cautious as I am....*sigh*.

Have him read about what happened to Jessica.

My guess is that is all it will take.

And if you are afraid of having guns in the house with little kids, I found a cavalry saber works real good. Had to show it to a raving drunk one night who came home to the wrong house and was trying to knock my front door in by mistake. Sobered him up something fierce.

Sex offender registration laws are all well and good, but they're inherently bureaucratic, clumsy, and depend on the cooperation of the pedophile.

I don't understand why we can't track all pedophiles using modern GPS technology. I mean hell, my brother's dog has a GPS chip implanted in it's ear. Why can't we use this same technology to track these scum?

Ed,

So Jessica is of "Belch" descent? Can you point me to the right spot on the map, I musta missed the world geography class that day. ; )

#169 dll2000 3/7/2007 01:37PM PST

Here's something to make you smile (disinfect Coehy feelings a little bit):

[Link: [Link: www.youtube.com...]...]

DLL2000, you have no idea how bad I need that link just now. I have 4yo and a 5 mo daughters. anybody harms them there will be much trouble. my heart breaks for that little girl and her family. ".... clutching a dolphin.." that just killed me. I can't even leave the office right now after reading that.

I can only take comfort that hell exists.

For some reason I keep hearing the lyrics to the song "Feelings" when I look at that picture.

#206 tpp

Dennis Miller hit the nail on the head when he said that the best way to keep tabs on child molesters was through the use of tombstones.

Now that works for me.

Debka's take on missing Iranian.

Debka ties the abduction and killing of the American troops by American-English speaking men in US uniforms to an Iranian intelligence unit.

Of course, its Debka, but that would be an act of war.

Of course, Khobar Towers, the Beirut embassy bombings, the kidnapping, with some executions, in Lebanon, the Marine barracks bombings, hell, the embassy invasion and hostage taking, were all casus belli.

So what else is new.

#199 3 WOOD

In that case, I think Savage Nation and I could figure out some way to make sure he is no longer a threat.

I'll drive.

OT...

A commerical from Earth Share, running on Hannity no less, just claimed that mercury poisoning can be passed on to your children. Mercury is not a mutagen, it does not alter DNA. Maybe they are refering to nursing mothers who are devoted to the 19th century method of making felt hats, or those mothers who eat tuna 24-7/365.

If people from France are French, and people from Wales are Welsh, what does that make people from Belgium?

#210 3 wood

And if you are afraid of having guns in the house with little kids, I found a cavalry saber works real good. Had to show it to a raving drunk one night who came home to the wrong house and was trying to knock my front door in by mistake. Sobered him up something fierce.

If you can handle a saber safely, you can handle a firearm. But I have found that nothing says "work with me" like a double barrel 12 guage shotgun:)

#27 Spenser (with an S)
Muslim males are so gay and so homophobic at the same time, it kills me! Throughout their culture, both Persian and Arabic, the men love f***k boys whenever they get a chance.

Years ago when I lived in Europe, the planes were always full of men flying to Morocco and muslin states so that they could have sex with underage boys. It was the Thailand of the 70's

STOP ISLAMIFESTATION NOW!

#129 Sane:

who are devoted to the 19th century method of making felt hats

Okay, I'll bite: Was is the 19th century etc. etc.?

Mahmoud, give me your dirty love....

#199 3 wood

Ala Mike Foster?
Sounds good....

Ugh. Why do people always want to hug this guy? Is he just cuddly or something? Bleah!

I'd be happy to pull the trigger on these two "world leaders". Ahmie is Diet Hitler, anybody with a brain can see that. If somebody'd have shot the Mufti of Jerusalem back in the mid-30's the world would be a very different place...

Hello all !

Another story worth a look,

Read : Turkish court orders YouTube blocked

click here to digg

Time for a professional haircut and beard trim.

My wife does an in-between beard trim for me ('coz I'm a spastic, basically) but they have higher precision instruments.

later...

Late wakeup tomorrow, little/no LGF time, my son's kindergarten field trip and I've taken the day off.

#210 3wood:

And if you are afraid of having guns in the house with little kids

My thought on that: There are plenty of good gunlocks available, including ones that are childproof but can be removed very quickly by an adult if the shiite hits the fan. And remember to lock up THE AMMO, too... lots of people forget that part. A little kid can get in a lot more trouble with a live 00 buck shell than with an unloaded shotgun.

Also folks, you might want to think about volunteering in your local neighborhood watch patrol, if you have one. and if you don't have one, start one.

It makes a difference if somebody knows people will be out patrolling and the cops can't be everywhere. I do it in my neighborhood, so far in 3 years I've chased prowlers off out of back yards at least 3 times that I know of. Problem is, nobody wants to volunteer, only 2 of us do it out of a neighborhood of about 500 houses. I take one night, the other guy the next.

Guys, we have to stand up and protect our families and neighbors.

An Inconvenient Poof

Aww, the poor multimillionaire.

Let's all feel sorry for this BDS-afflicted psycho.

Rosie says she's treated for depression

Rosie O'Donnell says she began being treated for depression after the Columbine school shootings and hangs upside down for up to a half-hour a day to improve her mental state. When gunmen killed 13 people at Columbine High School in Colorado in 1999, O'Donnell said she felt as if it had happened to her children.

"I couldn't stop crying," she said on an episode taped for ABC's "The View" and due to air Friday. "I stayed in my room. The lights were off. I couldn't get out of bed and that's when I started taking medication."

Anyone concerned about the stigma of taking medication for depression should know that "it saved my life," she said.

When she began taking antidepressants, O'Donnell, 44, said she began yoga and "inversion therapy," where she hangs upside down by a swing for 15 to 30 minutes a day. She demonstrates it on "The View."

O'Donnell said she also has seasonal affective disorder, often called SAD, the wintertime blues that can strike when the days grow short. SAD is characterized by recurrent major depressive episodes during the fall and winter.

She's "instantly happy" on sunny days but feels as if she's being tortured when it's cloudy. She feels the most important thing to do when you're feeling depressed is to get up and move.

The first thing that came to mind when I saw this picture: Michelle Malkin could take both of them at the same time and still have half a can of "Whoopass" left.

Gift exchange.

#231 3wood:

I do it in my neighborhood

Good for you.

I'm curious; do you arm yourself when you do the neighborhood watch patrol?

#231 3 wood

Guys, we have to stand up and protect our families and neighbors.

The Constitution guarantees that right in the 2nd Ammendment.

"Are you still seeing that bitch, Nasrallah?"

206 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

best way to keep tabs on child molesters was through the use of tombstones

Couldn't agree more. They are evil..pure evil.

210 3 wood 3/7/2007 01:59PM PST

Have him read about what happened to Jessica.

Jessica's ordeal is what finally made him stop being nonchalant. It's hard to explain him, he's always mr. upbeat, mr. positive, everything is not as bad as chicken little's are saying..to some point, he is right having that attitude on some things..but..... I'm the realist in the family and I take dangers very seriously and being proactive vs. reactive is best.

And if you are afraid of having guns in the house with little kids,

Right now have a 38 special and a shotgun...I think I need more lol.

215 savage_nation 3/7/2007 02:00PM PST

You keep beating him over the head again and again with this. This is too damn important!

Agreed. I also will be teaching my kid(s) to shoot guns early and about gun safety. I enjoyed those times with my father. I've been shooting since I was 7 or so and went through safety class training at 10 even though he taught me gun safety before that.

#234 JammieWearingFool

O'Donnell said she also has seasonal affective disorder, often called SAD, the wintertime blues that can strike when the days grow short. SAD is characterized by recurrent major depressive episodes during the fall and winter.

Okaayyyy... except
The shooting occurred in April of 1999. When the days were, you know, getting longer.

Flying Pig moment (from AFP!)

Baghdad residents say US troops' knock on door is welcome

BAGHDAD (AFP) - The knock on the door came before dawn in the darkened and violence-ridden city, but when the embattled residents of Baghdad warily opened it to see US soldiers outside, alarm turned to relief.

"We are happy you are here," said a woman in a yellow nightdress, turning on a light and opening the door of her house in the Iraqi capital's Mansour district to some 15 infantrymen of a US army Stryker Brigade.

"We feel safe when the Americans are around," she added, as heavily armed troops go from room to room searching for weapons and insurgents.

Maybe the author, Bryan Pearson, won the lottery or is about to retire and is no longer concerned about his career.

235 docrambo

The first thing that came to mind when I saw this picture: Michelle Malkin could take both of them at the same time and still have half a can of "Whoopass" left.

I would pay to see that.

It could be part of a series where right-wing women beat up Muslim world leaders.

"Conservative Babe Knockouts 3: Iran Edition"

Phrase of the Day: Highly Enriched Islam

"Nobody in the Arab world has the guts to say that what is happening in Iraq is wrong — that killing schoolkids is wrong", said Mamoun Fandy, director of the Middle East program at the International Institute for Strategic Studies. ‘"People somehow think that killing Iraqis is good because it will stick it to the Americans, so Arabs are undermining the American project in Iraq by killing themselves."

"The world worries about highly enriched uranium, but the real danger is highly enriched Islam", Mr. Fandy added. "That is, ‘highly enriched Sunnism' and ‘highly enriched Shiism' that eats away at the Muslim state, the way Hezbollah is trying to do in Lebanon or the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt or Al Qaeda everywhere."

211 Dirk Diggler 3/7/2007 01:59PM PST

I don't understand why we can't track all pedophiles using modern GPS technology. I mean hell, my brother's dog has a GPS chip implanted in it's ear. Why can't we use this same technology to track these scum?

I don't understand why they are allowed out in the first place. A serial rapist of women typically never gets out. Pedophiles don't have one victim, they typically have a LOT. It just seems we put children on the back burner.

I was shocked to hear it actually come out of the mouth of an LA rep in california. He said on Bill O'reilly's show how child porn and sex was not a violent act. He was also the one that put a stop to jessica's law in california but thank god california voters bypassed him and voted it in.

I said at that time, that guy has child porn on his computer at home. I think he's the same guy that also tried to give an award to the gay porn industry lol.

As I commented elsewhere, history repeats.

I believe that at least one of those romantic pictures took place at an execution. Those events that put an extra spring into the step of tyrants, young and old.

223...

Because you bit!

The origin of the phrase, it's believed, is that hatters really did go mad. The chemicals used in hat-making included mercurious nitrate, used in curing felt. Prolonged exposure to the mercury vapors caused mercury poisoning. Victims developed severe and uncontrollable muscular tremors and twitching limbs, called "hatter's shakes"; other symptoms included distorted vision and confused speech. Advanced cases developed hallucinations and other psychotic symptoms.

'Twas the hatters, not the wearers of hats. The hatters were exposed to the mercury fumes, which would have been long dissipated (or of insignificant strength) by the time the hat was worn. This use of mercury is now subject to severe legal restrictions (if not banned) in the U.S. and Europe.

#237 OR

I'm registered with the local Police Dept. and part of the deal is no weapons. I carry a cell phone, notebook and a flashlight. Actually, I do most of my patrolling on a bicycle
I keep maintained to be very quiet. I have a battery operated spotlight on it. I ride in the dark with no lights on ont he sidewalk and just ease along almost silently, looking and listening for something wrong. If something is up, I pull up a safe distance away and hit the spot light. Another common item is someone casing the neighborhood sitting in a dark in a running car witht he lights out. As I ride along I look in the cars for people sitting in the dark. When I find one, I go around the block and take another look. Usually by that time they know they are "made" and take off with the lights off.

A year or so ago they busted a local burglary ring here and the cops told me one of the guys said they stayed out of my neighborhood cause of the "guy who rides a bike all the time looking around".

Works for me.

248 Highrise

Until we change the penal code, pedophiles will be allowed out of prison once they've served their sentences.

#232 NuclearTinkerbell

An Inconvenient Poof

THAT was funny. And should be a rotating title!

Sort of OT

Terry McCauliffe was on KMOX radio the other day pimping his new book. He told a story about how Yassar A. repeatedly rubbed his leg under the table at a dinner and afterward kissed him on the lips.

Speaking of Yassar...

Bill Maher has no comment

#254 jamgarr

He told a story about how Yassar A. repeatedly rubbed his leg under the table at a dinner and afterward kissed him on the lips.

Well, now I don't have to waste time eating dinner tonight.

#255

He looks enchanted

#251 3wood:

part of the deal is no weapons. I carry a cell phone, notebook and a flashlight

Might I make a recommendation for the flashlight?

("Honest, officer, it never occurred to me that this might be useful as a weapon")

Anyway; award yourself a very solid gold star; what you're doing is helpful to the community, and takes real balls.

#255 Nuke...
Damn Nuke, ole Yasser looks like he wants to give old Bill a Monica....

#257 3wood

Sorry, but inquiring minds, etc.

254 jamgarr

Ew.

#233 savage_nation

Yeah ! But more important is to deny Turkish entry in the EU !

We already have more than enough followers of the pedophile in our homelands :-((

3wood--

Another flashlight recommendation. ("Honest, officer, I never noticed that thing attached to my trusty flashlight")

Give them a break... there is a very logical explanation for them hugging like this:

if they didn't hug, their butt magnets would slam their rears together and they would look like they were doing "the bump"!

The rumour on the diplomatic blogs was that the Mecca 'summit" between Abbas & Mashaal was not only to heal the rift between the two terror groups Fatah and Hamas, but for saudi Arabia to supplant Iran as the main financial & diplomatic supporter of Hamas...

Well it seems Hamas is sliding back to their old ways with the mullahs. So much for Saudi diplomacy.

Sung to the tune of "Bobby Brown" by and with all apologies to Mr Zappa

Hey there, people, I'm Ahmadinejad
They say I'm a dork and a real big clod
My goat is hot, his teeth are shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am I'm a famous tool
I' dress like a bum 'n' I'm
actin' cruel
I got a hot goat here that really knows how to caper
Let her play for a while 'n' maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the islamic dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a smelly sonofabitch
I'm gonna be a dictator puppet 'n' be real rich

(get a good
get a good
get a good
get a good goat)

Women's Liberation
Came to the islamic nations
I tell you people I was not ready
When I f**ked this goat by the name of Freddie
She made a little bleat then,
Aw, she tried to make me say "when"
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the islamic dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a goat...I don't know which

(I wonder wonder
wonder wonder)

So I went out 'n' bought me a this centrifuge
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job as a puppet dictator
An' none of the goats can even tell I'm a jew hater
Eventually me 'n' a goat
Let me take him all the way down my throat
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the islamic dream
With a centrifuge up my butt till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get a nuke
I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, goats!"
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to islam, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Ahmadinejad
Watch me now, I'm getting hard,
And my name is Ahmadinejad
Watch me now, I'm getting hard,
And my name is Ahmadinejad
Watch me now, I'm getting hard,

#228 Flying Dutchman,

Good link. Thanks. The EU needs Turkey like I need a hole in my head.

#248 Highrise

Well, Gavin Newsom's office actually gave the award. A staffer (according to the Chronicle) didn't think anything of it - nothing in the name screamed "gay pr0n", supposedly.

The irony that the award was given at the same time as Gavin's (and all the "community groups") pretending to be outraged by the National Guard Armory being turned into a bondage film studio.

It's actually funny. Unlike most other news coming out of San Francisco.

#259 OR

Thanks for the nice words. You familiar with the poem Man In the Glass? I try to live by that. I could not look at myself in the mirror if stuff happened in my neighborhood and I had not got off my butt to do something about it. Only way I know of to protect my family and friends is to get out there and do it. Scum ain't going to operate in my neighborhood as long as I'm around.

Drudge has this up via the Smoking Gun.

Feds seek to gag DC madam

Looks like little Dick Morris is mentioned in there.

Shocka!

couey isn't long for this world. he's a broken down, scrawny decrepit, white trash bastard who is 48 yrs old and looks 70. this murderer will get his. he won't last long on death row or better yet he will be quickly dispatched in the big house. i feel so sorry for the little girl's dad. i've seen him interviewed. he is full of pain and yet has dignity. hope he gets jessica's law passed.

#270 3wood:

You familiar with the poem Man In the Glass? I try to live by that.

Hadn't heard of it. But on a similar note, I draw inspiration from Michael Jackson's "Man in the Mirror", and try to model my life after his. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to go home to my Neverland Apartment, chop some more off my nose, and bleach my face. Oooh! [grabbing crotch]

OR:

NOW THIS is a flashlight for neighborhood patrolling.

#272 Jammie

"He who sucks upon the toes of prostitutes"?

Big surprise there.

New Iowahawk is uo.

ANN: Hello, I'm syndicated columnist and best-selling author Ann Coulter.

BILL: And I'm Bill Maher, host of HBO's "Real Time."

ANN: Today we want to talk to you about an issue that concerns both of us: the deterioration of civility in American politics.

BILL: That's right Ann, you anorexic Nazi whore. Even though we are on opposite sides of the political fence we can both agree that Americans of all political stripes need to start walking back from the hateful rhetoric that unfortunately characterizes much of our contemporary political discussion.

ANN: I couldn't agree more Bill, you syphillitic commie scumnozzle. Because whether they are normal patriotic Americans or mincing San Francisco fudgepackers, all citizens of this country need to think first before using words intended to hurt or offend others.

BILL: Ann, there was once a time -- long before you were performing donkey shows for the Halliburton 9-11 planning committee -- when a talk show host could freely discuss the merits of killing various Christofascist neocon government officials without fear of reprisal. Sadly, today, that kind of honest, open debate can often result in a McCarthyite witch hunt from self-appointed censors who would crush our constitutional right to fantasy assassination role-play -- under the jackboot of their hateful and rude complaint letters.

#271 savage nation

You're like Team America - save the day but destroy the whole place in the process.

#272 Jammie:

Feds seek to gag DC madam

Doesn't she charge extra for that? Kinky bastards.

272 JWF

Maybe the D.A. is trying to protect his buddies.

#244 Shiplord Kirel

Baghdad residents say US troops' knock on door is welcome

Damn! And it's in print!

The world madam looks funny on its side.

/oops the 10 yr old got control of the typer.

279 Occasional Reader

Feds seek to gag DC madam

Doesn't she charge extra for that? Kinky bastards.

Madam gags AC/DC Fed

fixed that for you....

It's a Burt Bacharach moment:

The look of love
Its on your face
A look that time cant erase
Be mine tonight
Let this be just the start
Of so many nights like this
Lets take a lovers vow
And then seal it with a kiss.

I can hardly wait to hold you
Feel my arms around you,
How long I have waited,
Waited just to love you,
Now that I have found you,
Dont ever go, dont ever go,
I love you so.