hilarious/spewed tea all over my monitor.

HOLY SHIT!!! I'm peeing my pants!

hahahahahhahahahahaa

{draws breath}

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

OMG

need to pressure clean monitor now

An instant classic. You should post this item to Nazimedia.

Did ya notice the "LFG". OMG! Charles, this is absolutely priceless. Those guys at Cox & Forkum really worked fast on this one. Gettin' famouser and famouser all the time.

Clarity of purpose leads to effective design!
Long live Aidemydni!

I doff my tinfoil hat to Cox & Forkum!

uhm. what does LFG stand for?

HA! How do you get diet coke out of your keyboard?

So "Charles" keeps a "pet" CND "activist" on a "leash".
Nice touch!

That is too funny!

#9 commie freak

uhm. what does LFG stand for?

It's what one of the IndymIdiots referred to LGF as during a rant about how Little Green Footballs is a Zionist conspiricy. Here it is.

Indymedia Rant

And here is the comment page on LGF about the rant.

LGF Comments

Insightful, ironic and illustrative... a Cox & Forkum tribute well deserved...

Ear to Ear smiles...

Perfect!

And I notice you get top billing, Mr. "Johnson". So "Cox & Forkum" are also part of the great conspiracy...

First VDH, and now the great cartoonists. You have arrived my friend. I tip my hat in admiration.

Outstanding! I particularly like the peacenik on the leash.

Abso-fcukin-lutely Classic.

I almost just choked on my tea. Brilliant! LOL!

I love the Johnson, Cox & Forkum ;-) You guys all rock.

Posted over there:

At about 1000 degrees F., steel begins to expand. It will expand 1 inch for every foot, so that a ten foot beam will get to be ten inches longer. It is common to see fascia propelled from the outer wall of a steel beamed structure by this expansion during a fire, and firefighters are killed and injured every year by this type of collapse.

There are no films of either tower showing a collapse beginning at ground level. Clearly, the collapse begins at the level of the crash. The buildings' were essentially large, open spaces at that level (the office walls and furniture inconsequential for fire load). Heat from the burning fuel would have been nearly evenly distributed to all structural members, causing failure at the same time.

WTC Seven failed in a different manner because the fires and structural damage were caused in a different manner. Structural damage from falling debris, and fire from that source, were the primary factors in that collapse.

Well you know what nearly happend to my 946 ml of Silk Coffee Soylatte -- again!

They left out the yummy green palestinian buttock meat.

That is F*** hilarious!

Charles being slammed from another side:

Charles Johnson of the Muslim-baiting site Little Green Footballs, for example, declares that this has been his "privately held belief for quite some time." And Ottawa Citizen columnist David Warren says "we cannot know yet" whether Salam is an agent, but "what we can know, just by reading his blog, is that this Salam is up to no good."

[Link: www.reason.com...]

You're the subject of a C&F cartoon?!? Man, talk about making THE BIG TIME. This will give the IdiotMedia crowd fits. I have to admit, though, I wasn't aware Charles was quite that thick around the middle. But then, all that ingesting of the blood of innocents will do that to you, won't it?

Ludicrously Farkin' Good, man.

Im a little disappointed "Charles", you could've chosen "a" slave with a more gamy buttocks.

That isss way too cool!

#21 Wild Justice

Well you know what nearly happend to my 946 ml of Silk Coffee Soylatte -- again!

You are constantly losing your soy milk! Are we going to have to buy you a dribble bucket?!

There must be a mole in my lizardoid army! Heads will roll!

Oh "Charles" the "owner", 'twasn't me, I am so afraid of the razor sharp logic of the truth seeking inhabitants, - the moral Colossuses (Colossi?) of aforesaid planet indymedia that I never visit in case my cosy belief in freedom gets shattered and I suddenly find myself believing that Bushitler is both tremendously stupid and an evil genius.

... Can I have my LFG Cheque now?

*wiping soda off screen* damn, that was a mighty fine cartoon.

kayawanee 

I'm telling you, man, if my bladder bursts all you minions will have to attend my minyan.

Charles:

You and LFG have done an excellent job of distracting the Indymedia crowd by feeding the "Zionist conspiracy" meme. Thus, they will never discover the Secret Irish Catholic Plan for World Domination (TM).

Bwahahahahahahaha!

I love those patches that read LGF, but look like LFG to people who don't know the "secret code." Perfectly conveys the notion of a hidden conspiracy.

Elegant touch!

Maybe in the next run of t-shirts . . .

warning...this is sarcasm coming...duck if you must...

"uhm, tell me again why indymedia isn't a news source?"

#32 -
Indeed he has. I still dont understand how drinking alot of guinness and selling soap is gonna get us to world domination, but i guess thats why im not in charge.

Someone should inform the Cooperative Research folks that nazimedia is violating their copyrights. They're a bare-bones research site who have a tip jar on their front page.

I read that article last week, by the way. Taken with a grain of salt, it raises some very interesting questions that were already in my mind that same day.

#24 -- My, how Reason has fallen since Postrel left. I used to respect them; now they just seem to be a shrill voice of unReason.

#37 Robert Crawford

#24 -- My, how Reason has fallen since Postrel left. I used to respect them; now they just seem to be a shrill voice of unReason.

Yeah, I noticed that too. But I think there's more to it than that. A few weeks ago, there were was discussion about some really poor conclusions in an article at Reason. It got some really bad press here, tough criticisms by us (including myself). So I think this is payback time.

#35:

It's the birth rate. We have such big families (my dad's had 10 kids) that eventually (oh, fifteen, twenty generations, tops) we'll outnumber the rest of the world combined!

Bwahahahaha!

hehehe.. great "cartoon." ;) ;) ;)

All hail the lizard king! He can do ANYTHING!

Carity of purpose leads to effective design!
Mecca delenda est!

#22   Frank IMC 

You're killing me with those green buttock meat comments!

As far as the "LFG" on the patches, that is correct placement when you are having a monogram done. I had a beer mug engraved one time and my last name's initial was in the center, about half again as large as the other two. When I complained that they f*cked it up, the engraved proceeded to edjicate my iggnut a$$ about how proper monograms are done, with the family names' initital being the largest and in the center. Made sense to me or he coulda been jivin' me...

Can I be part of the family Football, too??? "Clutch Tytleedee Football", hmmm...

That "explains" it. Sad, really. What a bunch of losers.

What gets me is the horrible logic in the original post from Jesse Walker. He didn't bother to confront the arguments or evidence, he didn't bother to say why he disagrees, he just stated that those he disagrees with are unwilling/unable to consider the alternatives.

#39
An Irish freind used to love telling this one:

Why did God invent whiskey?

To keep the Irish from conquering the world.

When initials are used as a monogram it is typical to put the initial of the last name in the middle and make it larger than the two on either side. Thus Chas. and friend are properly monogrammed.

I will now duck before being hit by the flying shoe for being so persnickety.

Monogram buffs, yeah but 'footballs' aint a surname. In this instance LFG is mocking the indytwit who used LFG and LGF in the same paragraph.

I wonder, if America were to respond everytime a plane hijacked in evacuating skcrappers and running into bomb shelter... haha :-D. That's the reason why the terrorist choose this method. The worst part is that everyone now realize that terrorist can use any method to get to you - a super fast tanker going through the gilbratra heading straight to haifa? that could kill a few hundred, maybe more..

#42 clutch, #45 craig

see my #33

how can we have a conspiracy if people like you keep giving away the secret!!

hey - have any of you bothered to read all that crap spew on indy that Charles linked to?

It gave me a headache. Unbelievable stuff.

Too bad they are so paranoid, and their color scheme induces migranes.

I for one think this was very irresponsible. You not only gave them a *real* picture of Charles, they now have evidence of one of his minions. Next cabal meeting, I know someone who is getting a talking to.

Dammit, how does one sign up for these checks?!

Charles:

You really need to get out on your bike more often - LA car-culture has really affected your waistline!

Other than that, my Great Lizard King, congrats on having well and truly arrived.

The Gimp looks good.

Yeah! I'm suddenly very suspicious about this picture. My check arrives every two weeks?!

How come the black & white kitty isn't in the cartoon?

Ooopss

#44:

Good one!

Remember . . . the Irish fight amongst themselves because they have no other worthy opponents.

Absolutely HILARIOUS!

Bender: I met those guys about 12 years ago on my psychiatry rotation. They must have gone back off their antipsychotic medications.

Oh, well, paranoid schizophrenics with fixed delusions are known to be non-compliant with meds...But they are very entertaining.

Too funny - I bow before the illustrious pen of Cox and Forkum. However, it would have been better if Charles had used the peace activist as a footstool instead of a pet.
Just a suggestion.

HAAAHAHAHAHAHHA! Out-STANDING!!! Choking on apple core...

Charles, you have arrived! Of course, now your cover's blown.

Insane! I get nearly all of my humor on LFG, thats two thigh slappers today already!

(throws the secret LFG hand-jive).

Cox and Forkum, you guys are the best :)

O Great One, your doing a fine job of world domination (love the hat btw).

Someone has GOT to photoshop an "illuminati pyramid" with the LFG logo in the center, PDM? hook it up :)

This is a serous security breach at LGF.

The photographer must have used some SCUBA gear to survive in the nitrogen filled shelter.

All LGFrs, please be on alert for suspicious individuals with breathing apparatus.

Charles you are parodied as a close resemblance to Jabba the Hut.

Sweet cartoon, congrats!

Bit of class.

Nice one C & F, and Jabba the Hutt Charles

Cox and Forkun rock.

That is all.

Crawford, et: I basically agree with what Walker says about Salam Pax and the theory that he's a secret agent, but describing LGF as a "Muslim-baiting site" was definitely a cheap slam, as was characterizing the level of LGF discussion based on a few obnoxious posts.

Absolutely Brilliant! LFG Monogram patches capture the Morlock's incompetence well.

My new desktop gif :)

Charles, if only they had drawn your feet resting on the back of a "brownperson" female, hippy/activist, the cartoon would have been perfect!

Hilarious!

How long before Indymedia starts calling 'em "Forkum & Cox"?

#66 kid charlemagne:

It is! Nothing is wrong with Islamophobia or jihad-phobia. Unless, of course, for you it is a religion of peace.

Too Funny!

Johnson Cox and Forkum, the antidote to the late idiotic Herblock and that idiot who does cartoons for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution

Noticed that "Johnson" was also added to the cartoon credit.

On top of all the humiliations and setbacks the Morlocks have suffered in the Democratic Underground since 2000...they have to cope with being the growing object of ridicule...instead of being seen pro-justice, pro-democracy, pro inclusion...they are increasingly being seen as a dwindling coterie of anti-American, simpering pansies.

The cartoon reflects their status. The rise of Fox, conservative commentators, and conservative blogs...while the radical liberal ranks thin and get increasingly shrill, pro oppressive Islam.

On the check though...

There are plenty of wealthy Zionists funneling large sums of money individually, or through organizations like ADL and AIPAC - to politicians and institutions that support or promote the Zionist point of view.

As LGF and a few other blogs of it's type become more widely known...perhaps several checks from wealthy Zionists or their PACs will start coming in to LGF and enable the Mercedes SUV to allow Charles and his bikes to travel around "optimally".

It is a little late, I'm afraid, to contact their embassy and request Saudi money for LGF...

Ignore Ranbutan. Otherwise he will complain that he is being over-shouted!

Oh man. That peacenik on a leash has got to be the most hilarious thing.

There must have been some evil Zio-Lizard plan to drug IndyMedia tapwater and reduce them to blabbering fools! The horror, the horror...

Absolute perfection, Charles! I'm jealous of the notoriety. But now that your cover's blown, how are you gonna stay out of sight? Do you have enough nitrogen?

However, I'm dense. Very dense. I've seen a few references (like #7) to 'Long Live Aidemydni. Can someone enlighten me?

Muchas gracias, y'all.

Boris

Laugh all "you" want, "Charles." If that "indeed" is your "name."

No "amount" of laughing can obscure the fact "that" if you read "FGL" "upsidedown" after a blunt and two "bottles" of MOGEN-DAVID, the articles appear in REVERSE CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER. Coincidence?

Not "satisfied" with control of THE MEDIA, THE "BANKS," and the PROM TUXEDO industry, the racist KKK Zionazi pigmonkeys and their loyal meatpuppets BuSHITler and "Charles" Johnsonbergstein CAN TIME TRAVEL!!!

#77 iowahawk

STOP!!! STOP!!! I'm pissin' my pants!

The matrix reloaded:

Neo: why aren't there any arabs freed from the matrix?

Morpheus: They all took the blue pill.

Aidemydni = Indymedia spelled backwards.

Perhaps LGF is the anti-Indymedia?

Cox & Forkum EXCELLENT as always!
I love the look on the face of the peace activist.

#61 Black_Flag,

Something like this?

kayawanee 

Oh, no! Iowahawk is doing it to us again! (My stomach is still sore from yesterday's laughter.)

Nice try, "Charles".

But I've already noticed how this seemingly self-deprecating cartoon still furthers the illusion that there "is" only one, single lizard-king named "Charles". Those of us who know What Really Happened have figured out long ago that "Charles" is actually a committee of lizard-kings. I'm guessing CHARLES actually stands for:

Committee on Hebrew-Arab Relations (Lizards Extraordinaires Section)

Wonderful long heartfelt laugh on a challenging day. Thank you much C&F.

I wish *I* got a big zoinist check.

I wonder how much it is.

Wait, no... make that:

... (Lizard-Extraterrestrial Section).

Yeah, that's it.

When I read "bushitler" I thought it said "bullsh..er", not that far off.

Charles,

The secret is spreading rapidly, do something!

'We'll be right behind them, says Jabba the Haughty Investor who thinks it an inalienable right to spend vast quantities of time spicing fancy caffeinated drinks.'
[Link: www.jordantimes.com...]

But shouldn't that be 'alienable' or just 'alien' right?

#83 - that name sounds like something the british would have named a weapons research facility during WW2.

haha.

As LGF and a few other blogs of it's type become more widely known...perhaps several checks from wealthy Zionists or their PACs will start coming in to LGF

I hope so; Charles deserves it.

kayawanee you may need to look into the Jumbo box of depends if this keeps up.

viva aidemydni!
viva la revelucion!
Viva el rey del legators!

What's all this talk about the "Lizard King?" I thought the Lizard King was buried in Paris in, like, 1972 or something. Or was he...? Is it possible that Jim Morrison and Charles Johnson are one and the same? A fake heart attack, perhaps? Bodies subsitituted, fake obituaries penned, all is quiet for many years as the NaZionist Conspiracy prepares its ultimate weapon...One question: how many Federal Depository Notes were looted from American bank accounts by Jewish bankers to secure the silence of the Zionist co-conspirators Robbie Krieger, John Densmore and especially Ray Manzarek? Inquiring minds want to know...so I'll cruise over to NaziMedia for all the scoop! Ta ta!

Even in the depths of insanity, one can find small hints of truth. The indyidiots posted something I didn't know about, corroborated, that in fact destroys the credibility of their argument that 9/11 wasn't an al-Qaeda plot. (the indyidiots are kinda stupid like that) The islamists weren't fooling around; al-Qaeda was organized and (somewhat) competent. Sounds like they could've pulled off a huge mission if poorer security measures were in place.

Bush was potential victim of assasination attempt on 9/11.

Read on if you dare . . . Bwahahaha

Bush awoke a little before 6:00 a.m. on September 11, pulled on shorts and an old T-shirt and laced up his running shoes. [CBS, 11/1/02] At 6:30 a.m., Bush, a reporter friend, and his Secret Service crew took a four-mile jog in the half-light of dawn around a nearby golf course. [Washington Post, 1/27/02, Washington Post, 09/11/01]

At about the same time Bush was getting ready for his jog, a van carrying several Middle Eastern men pulled up to the Colony's guard station. The men said they were a television news crew with a scheduled "poolside" interview with the president. They asked for a certain Secret Service agent by name. The message was relayed to a Secret Service agent inside the resort, who hadn't heard of the agent mentioned or of plans for an interview. He told the men to contact the president's public relations office in Washington, DC, and had the van turned away. [Longboat Observer, 9/26/01]

General Ahmed Shah Massoud.

The Secret Service may have foiled an assassination attempt. Two days earlier, Ahmed Shah Massoud, leader of Afghanistan's Northern Alliance, had been murdered by a similar ruse. Two North African men, posing as journalists from "Arabic News International," had been requesting an interview with Massoud since late August. Ahmad Jamsheed, Massoud's secretary, said that by the night of September 8, "they were so worried and excitable, they were begging us." An interview was arranged for the following day. As it began, a bomb hidden in the video camera exploded, killing the two journalists. Massoud was rushed by helicopter to a hospital in Tajikistan, but was pronounced dead on arrival (although his death was not acknowledged until September 15). [International Policy Institute for Counter-Terrorism, 10/30/01, Newsday, 10/26/01] The assassination is widely believed to have been timed to remove the Taliban's most popular and respected opponent in anticipation of the backlash that would occur after the 9/11 attacks. [BBC, 9/10/01, BBC, 9/10/01 (B), Time, 8/4/02, St. Petersburg Times, 9/9/02] The Northern Alliance blamed al-Qaeda and the ISI, Pakistan's secret service, for the attacks. [Radio Free Europe, 9/10/01, Newsday, 9/15/01, Reuters, 10/4/01]

Nearly three hours after the incident at the Colony, another Longboat Key resident reported a run-in with possibly the same men. At about 8:50 (when reports of the first World Trade Center crash were first broadcast), while standing on the Sarasota bay front waiting for the presidential motorcade to pass by, this man saw two Middle Eastern men in a dilapidated van "screaming out the windows 'Down with Bush' and raising their fists in the air." The FBI questioned the man, but it's not known if this was the same van that had visited the Colony. [Longboat Observer, 9/26/01]

oh, yeah, I'm still waiting for my shabbat goy payment to come in.

dirty rotten jooos, never pay on time...

/sarcasm

#74 Mike O

As owner of the little visited but graphically lavish anti-com.com, Mike Os***sky..., I see you have experience being ignored.

Perhaps you might get some tips from Charles on how to improve your traffic. And, if you know any wealthy Zionists...to tip them off to LGF so that a check other than a cartoon one can be sent..

Most of your stuff is not original, but pro-Zionist, Pro-Iraqi war cut 'n paste stuff you pulled off other sites. But, in general, good cut 'n paste stuff.

tell you one thing. from appearances you lizardoid chaps have snapping good taste in headgear. are these brims available in the LGF merch shoppe?

Today, Johnson, Cox and Forkum. Tomorrow the WORLD. Bwahahaw. Watch out all you indyites. Your worst nightmare is here.

#91 el Barto

kayawanee you may need to look into the Jumbo box of depends if this keeps up.

Yeah, between yesterday and today, Wild Justice and I have both gone through pair after pair. He's got soy milk shooting out of his nostrils and all over his pants, and I've had to change my pants half a dozen times. =)

Anyway, I'm cocoyned that dese smawtypants at Ademydni might be on to us. I tink maybe our weekly cabal meetings may be in jeopardy! (In my best Jackie Mason voice).

Fantastic cartoon, hilarious! "Cox & Forkum" are fantastic "cartoonists", true "art".

and SSSire, oh great "Owner" "Charles", all hail the lizard king, and spread the royal word:

BWAHAHAA!!

(of course, the Great "Owner's" laughter can only be carried out correctly after visiting a lizard king laugher training program, payed with a zionist cheque)

Love the cartoon... Love even more the idiocy going on at indymedia. Especially the idea that the buildings came straight down! Anyone remember the little fact that at least one other building collapsed as a direct result of the building debris falling on it?

Did anyone else notice that the raid in Tikrit that took place on the 15th was called Operation Planet X; no doubt in (mocking) reference to the mythical rogue planet that is supposed to pass so close to earth this month that it will cause a pole-shift and destroy life as we know it ...

[Link: www.themilwaukeechannel.com...]

Check? Through the mail? I thought the Zionists used direct deposit.

More indymedia?

'Today, the United States is governed by a junta of war criminals who took power through a kind of coup. That coup may have been preceded by (dubious) elections: but we should never forget that Hitler was also an elected politician. In this analogy, 9/11 fulfils the function of the "burning of the reichstag", allowing the junta to grant its police force powers similar to those of the Gestapo. They have their own Mein Kampf -- the National Security Strategy --, their own mass associations -- the patriot organisations -- and their own preachers. It is vital that we have the courage to tell these truths, and stop masking them behind phrases such as "our American friends" that have by now become quite meaningless.'

No, this is Samir Amin, politcal columist for the Egyptian Al-Ahram Weekly

There more, much more.

[Link: weekly.ahram.org.eg...]

#59, Ellen: ...it would have been better if Charles had used the peace activist as a footstool instead of a pet.

Or a toilet.

Also, the cartoon is sadly devoid of a bulldozer.

#103 Reginlief TV -

Let's see now - Mubarak has ruled for...21 years now? Democracy in action, I'm sure!

#93 hobgoblin

Scary stuff. Although, al Qaeda should probably be relieved that the plot didn't work. Can you imagine fighting the war on terrorism, now augmented by the assasination of the President and consequently with Cheney in charge? Either one of those factors alone should make the middle east quake in its shoes. Together...that's something else entirely.

Great cartoon Cox & Forkum. Don't worry, I asked the Int'l Zionist Conspiracy to double your check for this week.

Frank IMC, I was #104, not #103. You meant to reply to gb. :-)

Zio-lizard? Hmmm.. I like it! Now to dig out some old 'gecko' shirts and monogram LGF on them.

(giggle)

I am jealous, Charles (if that is your real name). Damn you.

Thanks to C&F for the much-needed laugh.

"The best way to drive out the devil, if he will not yield to texts of Scripture, is to jeer and flout him, for he cannot bear scorn." (Martin Luther, cited by C.S. Lewis, in The Screwtape Letters, p. 5)

"Almost every night when I wake up the devil is there and wants to dispute with me. I have come to this conclusion: When the argument that the Christian is without the law and above the law doesn't help, I instantly chase him away with a fart...No man should be alone when he opposes Satan."
(Martin Luther, Table Talk, vol 54 of Luther's Works, p. 78)

So where do I sign up for a C&F/LGF Tshirt, your lizardness. Where [echo SFX] can it be-e-e-e-e?

Virginia Postrel's talk of Dynamist Vs. Stasist is appropos here. Technocrats cannot understand that maybe not everything is under central control, that LGF opinions are part of the normal variety of the world. So, they assume Zionazi Conspiracies.

[insert obligatory bwahahas here]

Gives a whole new meaning to "lizard breath." Maybe start a line of LGF mints, wrapped in tinfoil?

Other marketing options: A cd titled "In The Court of the Lizard King," with that trendy hit "Moonbat." (apologies to King Crimson)

#106 Daniel

Y'know, I didn't think about that. No kidding, Cheney as President with the former President killed by our enemies. I see mushroom clouds over Mecca at that point.

I for one am glad the SS was doing their job that day. Not because I don't want Cheney as Pres (how great would that be?!?!), but rather because Bush has handled everything so well, he's a truly great President, and I'm glad we got to see his evolution in office. Also, the absolute unbridled fury of America would be terrible to behold, indeed.

#111: Rick Z,

Other marketing options: A cd titled "In The Court of the Lizard King," with that trendy hit "Moonbat." (apologies to King Crimson)

Another (classic) option might be Grieg's "In the Hall of the Lizard King" (the sound is quite fitting the "Owner's" picture drawn by "C&F"), or Schubert's "Lizard Quintet" (now who could be included in THAT band of singers, I wonder...).

Ranbutan you Malysian troll you. How are things?

Gotta get me one of them helmetsss. The tinfoil job I got isss losing it's ssshape.

Cartoon getting great reveiwsss on our home planet. Keep up the good work, Massster!

Rick Z, Hans:

Whatever. Just anything but King Crimson's Lizard. "Stake a lizard by the throat" my ASS. Love the group, hate the LP.

And besides, there is only ONE terrible secret of LFG, and finally I have found the COURAGE TO REVEAL IT:

Charles Johnson, Zionist conspirator, murderer of Mohammed al-Doura, butcher of Jenin, and oppressor of Arabs also moonlights under an assumed name as Dallas Mavericks basketball player Steve Nash.

Don't believe me? CHECK THE PHOTOGRAPHS. Why do you never seen them in the same picture together? Why does Charles conspicuously avoid mentioning basketball on this blog, and why has he deleted all references to Steve Nash? (How do I know he has? They're not there anymore, that's how I know)

DON'T LET THE AIDEMYNDI/MAVERICKS CONSPIRACY TRIUMPH! UNMASK CHARLES JOHNSON/"STEVE NASH!"

#115 Paladin

Cartoon getting great reveiwsss on our home planet. Keep up the good work, Massster!

Just remember this guys. Everything we say here gets taken seriously by the moonbats over at Aidemydni. Watch and see how many quotes from this message board will actually be used by them.

These paranoid schitzophrenics already believes "Charles" is "a" member of the Zionazi Conspiricy. Now thanks to Cox and Forkum, these f&ckers are going to believe he looks like Jabba the Hut and regulary imprisons peacenic nuts!

It's not like they haven't had more nutty delusions than this.

Joel (#114) -- Trolling for trolls! Don't you get enough of him as is? Anyway, he's probably unhappy about something, and that suits him just fine.

To answer the question...they used LFG because it is standard monogram convention to put your last name initial in the middle.

There...

Oh, and...that was hucking filarious.

Love it! Almost peed my pants laughing! Cox and Forkum are excellent cartoonists and extremely adept at seeing the issue and depicting it in a visually appealing and hysterically funny manner. My hat is off…

I just assumed that LFG stood for Little Freen Gootballs or some such. Then again, I seem to get called Xlrq at least as often as Xrlq, so seeing that dyslexic twist on LGF didn't really faze me all that much.

Frank IMC,

Amin is one of the hard left socialist intelectuals and media pundits in the Arab press. I've been waiting to see what his, [and some others on the hard left's], reactions are concerning the Battle of Iraq. Amin has exceeded even the rantings of the founder and chairman of ANSWER, crazy old aunt in the attic of the US left and failed experiment of the techocrats on Aidemydni, Ramsey Clark.

The emergence of C&F is no doubt what killed M. Kahil. :)

Come, crewmales. Let us pacify these Big Hippies, to claim this world for the Emperor, Charles Johnson!

(first to get the reference gets a cookie. :) )

MEMO
To:All Conspirators
From:Big Giant Head

!!revor ruo wolb ot gniyrt ouy erA
!ffo ti kconk

sdrager
daeH tnaiG giB

#104, RoV. Gorden is the footstool. He never produced the index to the diatribe he wrote the other day.

:eb dluohs taht yrros
revoc
dab ym
HGB

Jeff B. #116: Kudos for the fine detective work. Charles' attempts to disassociate himself from basketball and Steve Nash were growing more conspicuous every day, and now I know why!

A question: Is Chuck Barris in on the conspiracy? I suppose he must be: he's a Jew and a CIA agent!

Nice way to start the weekend. One of the most unusual things i have ever seen on the internet. Damn satisfying too.

love the peace dog.

There must be a mole in my lizardoid army! Heads will roll!

They already have.

el Barto (#126)

!ti tog ,sknahT

#131, Zulubaby:

Su ot gnoleb era esab ruoy lla.

#118 Doug

Poor "Ranbutan" didn't get the payrise he wanted from his Zionist masters.

Cool! Mazel Tov - my $5 donation sure buys a lot of zionist clout!

(humor)

I think you're all missing the obvious:

Charles Johnson ---> [change a few letters]
Chaim Cohn

Very clever, "Charles," you sneaky son-of-a-priestly-caste you.

(/humor)

#48: Hmm, I'm half Irish and half Jewish. . .wouldn't that make ME the head of the conspiracy? Where's my check, darn it?

#79: That's the second funniest thing I've seen all day. (After the Lizard King's cartoon, of course.)

#95 "Ranbutan"

Good work, brother! (winks knowingly).

Little do they know you are one of us. Your disguise as a troll is well nigh impenetrable.

#117 kayawanee

Every time one of my posts on LGF gets on Indymedia, I consider it a feather in my cap. Lets me know I'm getting to those horses' patooties!

I learned a long time ago that the left has no sense of humor. It's a weakness I enjoy exploiting!

*sniff* It's so beautiful! *sniff*

Am I the only one who keeps coming back to this post just 'cause that cartoon is so freakin' hilarious? Just something about a lizard saying "bwahahaha," I think. Almost made me spit out my coffee.

Charles: Why don't you get Cox & Forkum to design a lizard LGF shirt? You'd be an instant millionaire!

#20 Chuck

Someone needs to take basic physics. Steel doesn't "begin" to expand at 1000 F. Thermal expansion is a physical phenomenom that occurs over the entire range of tempertures for steel in the solid state. The correct expansion rate for steel is anywhere from 0.000006 to 0.000012 in/in/F. Which means the expansion increases linearly with the temperature differential and the original length of the member. dL = a*L*dT. Please, don't design any structures until you pass that class and don't pretend to know something when you really don't.

#114 - Joel Ranbutan you Malysian troll you. How are things

Fine, thank you very much. How is it in ZOG? The cartoon was good enough that even us Malaysian trolls were roaring in tears.

The facial cartooning of Cox & Forkum's "appeasement slave" was their best since the Bashar Assad caricature.
The "Maines Michael or Caton loyal zionist lackey" caricature was outside their "plump fowl" personas...but the hatgear is close to what Maine's Michael is reputed to wear around his house.

They could have done better with Charles, IMO...too close to real life...they must have been working off a picture.

Actually, come to think of it...if Charles really is the Grand Lizard on High, he's already rolling in money and the t-shirt thing must be a front so that people assume he needs money. And if he has that much money, then he probably has never even been on a bike in his life--he must own near a dozen SUVs!!

taem kcottub naenitselap neerg ymmuy

"I" read with great dismay the thread yesterday. "I" knew then the "jig" was up. "Charles" had absorbed another galaxy. "I" was so disgusted. "I" go to all the trouble to dominate a minor galaxy far away from "his" domain and "he" undermines "me" again. So this morning "I" decided to go "home." "I" jumped into "my" rotating quasar pulsed faster than light "Izuzu" pick-up and "drove" "home." "I" get "home" and what do "I" find? Damn you Coxum & Fork, Damn you "Charles!" OTOH, being on the galactic "hotel" fun run for 5 months is over!
*doing the happy dance*

#93 hobgoblin

a van carrying several Middle Eastern men pulled up to the Colony's guard station. The men said they were a television news crew with a scheduled "poolside" interview with the president.

Not quite what I remember, we turned away more then one vehicle that morning.

Nearly three hours after the incident at the Colony, another Longboat Key resident reported a run-in with possibly the same men.

Sorry, I was on the way to the Airport, this kind of happened, but it was not "middle eastern men".

The FBI questioned the man, but it's not known if this was the same van that had visited the Colony.

It was not the FBI, and it wasn't the same van because the first "van" didn't happen. I was the senior EOD team leader in Sarasota on 9-11. Send me an e-mail if you have questions.

Rantbutton, I really don't care what you will say about this, I'll scroll, so don't bother.

!!revor ruo wolb ot gniyrt ouy erA

Ralloc-ekohc a ''revor'' yub ot si noitseggus ym tub,
gel ruoy gnipmuh morf god a pots ot yaw eno s'taht, llew!

741#
!eeh ,eeT

Reginleif the Valkyrie (#132)

!os t'nia ti yas ,on hO

!yletaidemmi pleh dnes esaelP !?em fo emoceb lliw tahW

"Is" that "a" Zionist cigar you're smoking Charles?

Or "are" there Cuban implications?

Charles, "I" want my cheque "or" I blow the "lid" on your evil plan "to" promote smoking of expensive JEW cigars for "the" Zionist Owned Cigar Companies ZOCC"

!!(taerht) selrahC gniloof "m'I" kniht t'noD.

dnatsrednu i, dwag ym ho

aaarghhh

!!yeracS !!eviticda gnitteg si siht, GMO

152 cba

evitcida delleps st'I

s'd owt

Spelling backwards doesn't work. The reflection in my tin foil hat is perfectly legible.

Use the Indymedia code. Reverse every 2nd and 3rd letter.

351 emoolp:

evitci[d]da delleps st'I

!sknahT

!"s'tI" delleps si "st'I" dnA

Whew, this is tougher than it looks!

ploome, IIRC, you were talking about the lunar eclipse. Did you see it? I really enjoyed it. Not as much as I'm enjoying this thread (and the related one yesterday), but at least it was outdoors!

PDM-LOL!! And your suggestion is much aesier, too!

Damn, I messed up even with PDM's suggestion. I meant, of course, that PDM's suggestion is much esaire...

#159 cba

PDM's suggestion is much esaire...

Good (doh!)

#123 I think it is clear somebody's got their snout in the ginger jar but good. BTW have you Ullhass lately?

Have any others noticed that Charles always sits with his legs under the table at cabal meetings?

Charles told me he was 6'3" and now I find out he has STUMPY LEGS - Charles, do the words "David Koresh" and "Charles Manson" mean anything to you?

And by the way, Sean Penis' hair is not that long and he would never be seen dead with a Mercedes emblem on his head band.

THESE SO CALLED "CARTOONISTS" HAVE A LOT TO ANSWER FOR I THINK.

AND IT MUST, MUST BE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS ELSE NONE OF THEIR ITTY BITTY HUMAN EYES CAN READ IT!

AND OF COURSE, BEING ABLE TO TYPE THE WORD "THE" CORRECTLY WILL INSTANTLY GIVE YOUR ZIONOLIZARDIAN IDENTITY AWAY!

BTW, check out the Indyiots' love of free speech in the second and third of the three Indy threads "Charles" links to.

#161 niall

Damn, you Big Ugly, you beat me by milliseconds! I was going to ask for a "ginger"-snap. Upgrade your body paint!

(The reference was to Harry Turtledove's excellent series World At War. The premise is that the Earth is invaded by aliens right at the beginning of WWII, told from a shifting cast of about 30-40 major charecters on both sides of the conflict, from Chinese peasant to Lizard Emperor (no, his name was not "Charles"). Real historical charecters are mixed in with the ficitonal ones. A great, if lengthy (six books and counting) read. As is his alternative history of the US (the South won the Civil War, the first time...) and the excellent "Guns Of The South" (time travelling South Africans equip the CSA with AK-47's during the Civil War).

Ooooh!

They're talking about us again!

The conflict of Zionists like Charles Johnson and George W. Bush between loving their nation and the ideals of it's [sic] founders and being puppets of the illegal "Israeli" regimes

sydneyphil (#162),

Charles told me he was 6'3" and now I find out he has STUMPY LEGS

It’s all there for anyone to see in the random label generator tags:

"a runty, stubby-legged misfit"

Otherworldly references:

"Sunbathing in the van allen belt"
“Do not trust the shover robot”

From Charles’ early days as an Abductionist:

"don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers"
“brainwave samplings”

His “cover”:

"The faud ramses of web design"

Statements of World Domination:

"ravaging the geopolitical sphere"
“totalitarian underpinnings optional”

And finally it’s right there plain and simple:

"nobody's human"

trevalyan, niall, Clutch,

Still like his earlier works like "The Tale of Krispos" & "The Videssos Cycle" best.

I like the new Star of David designs we switched to this year. The menorah ones were getting kind of tiresome.

The more I look at the archetypical, genuflecting anti-war IndyMidiot, I'm reminded of nothing so much as a step stool to help the indominable leader Charles up to his lofty perch.

---

To: The Zionist conspiracy
From: Your willing lizardoid participant

Dear sir;
Well shed my skin and color me green! Attached you will find the necessary information needed for the transfer of funds into my personal account as a result of my activities in relation to the "web design" cover at "Little Green Footballs" (wink, wink). Thank you for your generous support.

Attch: NTropy bank acct. ***5492.doc

Rats! (good for snacks though) several of you alert crewmales and females* beat me to the Harry Turtledove reference. I love the Race's terminology, especially "House of Superstition" and "not-empire-wide snout-counting", the latter being a perfectly logical lizard term for a human election.

Since it looks like our cover is completely blown, I may as well admit that "LFG" stands for "Lizard Farm-world Garrison." I've alerted Home that there will be a bumper(?) crop of gamy buttocks this cycle, and they have promised bonuses for all if we come through on this. Keep your snouts to the grind-stone, and we'll bring those hippies in!

*my place later for a little ginger-tasting?

Well, this lizardoid has just printed this out and tacked it on the wall over his monitor... too damn funny!

Are the Morlocks about to implode? Can Indymedia get any sillier? Stay tuned, fellow minions.

(Sheesh, working far too much and missing all the fun...)

Eladsnid?

"Charles":

LGF trademark theft alert!

On the same Indyiot thread

#123 Trevalyan

Heh, references to the World War series by Harry Turtledove do fit right in here. :-)
Those are some of my favorite books.

#95 Ranbutan
1. thank you for your interest in me: I don't like to be ignored, and people like yourself are my only hope;
2. in an unusual burst of a rational thought that you so rarely (if ever) display, you have criticized my creation. Thanks, and I will take your criticism, and that will be my guiding light.

#146 reaganite

Welcome back!
(does lizard high three)

Re: #156 (pdm)

...and when that doesn't work, just make something up.

D. Edgren

Re: cartoon

Charles - with feet like that, where do you get your shoes?

A pisser of a cartoon!

For everyone having problems writing or reading backwards, here is a little Perl of wisdom (mad props to DevShed for keeping me from having to write it before my first cup of coffee.) Long live the Lizard, the Camel and the Penguin!!!

#!/usr/bin/perl

# ask for input
print "Say something: ";
$something = ;
chomp ($something);

# reverse and print
$gnithemos = reverse($something);
print "Sorry, you seem to be talking backwards - what does $gnithemos
mean?";

By the way, does it seem like Idiotneedy-ah is portraying Charles as some sort of Zionist underpants gnome? "Step 1: Underpants!!!, Step 2: ...uh... , Step 3: Zionist World Dominion and lots of crunchy crickets for us Lizardoids!!!"

I hope this fame and notoriety wont go to your head Charles:)

Cocks and Ferk'em. Who are they?.

When all these fleebag socialist and islamic king-dumbs hate us, we know we must be doing something right.