1 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:10:25am

Quick someone get O’Reilly on the phone!

//

2 Killgore Trout  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:11:51am

What’s with the red crescents around the perimeter? OMG! Islamification!

3 Lidane  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:16:06am

re: #2 Killgore Trout

What’s with the red crescents around the perimeter? OMG! Islamification!

Red crescents and Jesus being ignored? ZOMG! Creeping Sharia law!

/wingnut

4 Varek Raith  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:16:31am

re: #2 Killgore Trout

What’s with the red crescents around the perimeter? OMG! Islamification!

And the Capital Building. Looks an awful lot like a boob.
-Peter Griffin

5 Tiny alien kittens are watching you  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:17:01am

But, but…it doesn’t even say “Happy Jesus Birthday” on there anywhere…what were they thinking?

/

6 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:18:25am

If you actually buy anything from the GOP store, there is a 99.999999% chance you are a completely irredeemable douchebag.

The more you know.

7 CuriousLurker  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:18:44am

re: #2 Killgore Trout

What’s with the red crescents around the perimeter? OMG! Islamification!

Not only crescents, but stars too!!11! And no Christmas tree or baby Jesus (a.s.)?? That’s it—America is over. *sob*

8 Stanley Sea  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:18:50am

They’ll just fire Michael Steele.

9 Varek Raith  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:19:05am

re: #6 Fozzie Bear

If you actually buy anything from the GOP store, there is a 99.999999% chance you are a completely irredeemable douchebag.

The more you know.

Made in China

10 CuriousLurker  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:19:23am

re: #4 Varek Raith

And the Capital Building. Looks an awful lot like a boob.
-Peter Griffin

Dude, it has a DOME!!11!

11 engineer cat  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:19:39am

god made that ornament, like he made the fossils, to confound the unbelievers

12 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:19:54am

re: #2 Killgore Trout

It’s worse than that— look inside the little loops on the outside.

That is clearly a man kneeling down with a scroll on his lap. A man with no face— just like Mohammed can’t be represented with an actual face.

The scroll is obviously the Koran.

The terrorists have won.

13 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:20:07am

re: #7 CuriousLurker

Even worse, they are FIVE POINTED STARS!!!!Eleventy1

14 theheat  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:20:35am

Not as bad as it could have been, given the GOP’s propensity for gruesome and poor design. But I’d light fire to $40 before I’d spend it on a GOP ornament, be it Christmas or any other occasion.

But I do have all the USPS Classic Movie Monsters stamps. Does that count?

15 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:20:44am

re: #11 engineer dog

god made that ornament, like he made the fossils, to confound the unbelievers

I’m starting to suspect that God has too much time on Her hands.

16 Varek Raith  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:21:06am

re: #13 Dreggas

Even worse, they are FIVE POINTED STARS!!!Eleventy1

Those are called “Summoning Circles”.
Get it right!!!
/

17 Varek Raith  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:21:43am

re: #15 SanFranciscoZionist

I’m starting to suspect that God has too much time on Her hands.

If you were omnipotent, wouldn’t you be bored out of your skull?

18 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:21:46am

re: #14 theheat

Not as bad as it could have been, given the GOP’s propensity for gruesome and poor design. But I’d light fire to $40 before I’d spend it on a GOP ornament, be it Christmas or any other occasion.

But I do have all the USPS Classic Movie Monsters stamps. Does that count?

To be perfectly fair, I wouldn’t buy any sort of political Christmas tree ornament. I like, you know, things that look like snowflakes, and fruit and stuff.

19 Kragar  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:22:22am

You know, political parties are not what I think of when decorating a Christmas tree.

20 Kragar  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:22:50am

re: #17 Varek Raith

If you were omnipotent, wouldn’t you be bored out of your skull?

Nah, you just fuck with the cheat codes then.

21 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:23:32am

I want to share the gift of laughter with all of you, courtesy of Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller…

Daily Caller: Draft lesbians, then turn them straight

22 engineer cat  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:23:37am

re: #17 Varek Raith

If you were omnipotent, wouldn’t you be bored out of your skull?

if the omnipotence lasts for more than four hours, call a theologian

23 theheat  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:23:55am

re: #18 SanFranciscoZionist

I love Christmas ornaments. Trouble is, now with the Little Heat gone, we don’t go all out anymore and do the tree and lights and whatever. Besides, this year I’m leaving my Halloween stuff up.

24 jea62  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:24:06am

Actually it’s a very nice ornament if you can clip off the GOP logo. And the red crescents are bunting celebrating May Day.

25 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:24:10am

Also, what is the point of putting gop.com on the bottom of it? Are there seriously people too stupid to find the GOP website online, who need the aid of a Christmas ornament?

They’ll be sitting at the computer, tinsel trickling down their tree, whale oil-lamp burning, as they can’t figure out how the hell to find the GOP’s website— until finally their eye alights on this precious ornament with the website discretely embossed at the bottom?

26 CuriousLurker  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:24:12am

From the site:

Funds received in response to this solicitation will be subject to federal contribution limits. Contributions from corporations and foreign nationals are prohibited.

No proceeds going to charity in the Christian Xmas spirit, huh? I’m sure Jesus (a.s.) would be proud. //

27 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:25:18am

I set up a chrooted FTP server for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES to get a large file to a client, and my poor little server is being spammed with login attempts from China. How did they even find the open port that fast?

Fuck it, i’m just blocking half the planet’s incoming IP addresses. That continent is like the digital wild west or something.

28 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:25:35am

re: #22 engineer dog

if the omnipotence lasts for more than four hours, call a theologian

Side effects may include Messiah Complex, righteous anger, and possibly burning bush.

29 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:25:43am

re: #26 CuriousLurker

From the site:

No proceeds going to charity in the Christian Xmas spirit, huh? I’m sure Jesus (a.s.) would be proud. //

What does the a.s. stand for?

30 CuriousLurker  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:26:38am

re: #29 SanFranciscoZionist

What does the a.s. stand for?

Alayhi salaam (peace be upon him).

31 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:26:45am

This looks like a badge from the Ruritanian Civil Guard Volunteers.

32 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:27:14am

re: #30 CuriousLurker

Alayhi salaam (peace be upon him).

Ah, thanks. Would you use it for any late person, or is it special to major prophets?

33 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:27:38am

re: #31 Shiplord Kirel

This looks like a badge from the Ruritanian Civil Guard Volunteers.

LOL! Yes. it does.

It’s pretty ugly. I assume the Democratic one, if there is one, isn’t much prettier.

34 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:27:59am

re: #12 Obdicut

It’s worse than that— look inside the little loops on the outside.

That is clearly a man kneeling down with a scroll on his lap. A man with no face— just like Mohammed can’t be represented with an actual face.

The scroll is obviously the Koran.

The terrorists have won.

On the last thread, you mentioned possibly purchasing a Kindle for your wife… do you or her have a Iphone or Ipod Touch… because for over all functionality, I wonder if a Ipad would cover all the possible bases… it makes a great reader plus hundreds of other features available?

35 Tiny alien kittens are watching you  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:28:11am

At least they have the sacred Indian elephant on there…

“As the Gods ( ‘Deva’) and the demons ( ‘Asura’) churned the oceans during ‘sagar manthan’ ( sagar = sea ; manthan = churning ) for the elixir of life - ‘amrit’ ( nectar ) that would make them immortal , there surfaced the ‘navratnas’ ( nine jewels ). One of these jewels was the elephant. The elephant is, therefore, considered absolutely precious to be preserved and protected like the way jewels are.”

“In one of her dreams, Buddha’s mother dreamt of a white elephant. And then the prophet of peace Gautam Buddha was born. Obviously, therefore, a white elephant in India’s cultural context can never connotate redundancy, as it would in the West.”

“And then comes the greatest of all ‘vahanas’ (carriages for Gods) - the ‘Airavat’ ( elephant ). The Airavat was the chosen carriage for the God of all Gods ‘ Indra ’. There were other Gods as well riding on elephants as well, but Indra’s airavat was special. It was regal in size and had ten tusks, not just the usual two.”

In a way it makes total sense, considering how much the Republicans have been supporting outsourcing of American jobs to Indian, they of course would want to let their “overseas constituents” know that they honor their religion also…

///

36 CuriousLurker  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:28:51am

re: #32 SanFranciscoZionist

Ah, thanks. Would you use it for any late person, or is it special to major prophets?

It’s required for all the Abrahamic prophets.

37 Lidane  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:28:55am

re: #18 SanFranciscoZionist

To be perfectly fair, I wouldn’t buy any sort of political Christmas tree ornament. I like, you know, things that look like snowflakes, and fruit and stuff.

I like things like this:

thinkgeek.com

Oh, and these. They make the insanity of Christmas that much more fun:

thinkgeek.com

Heh.

38 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:30:44am

re: #37 Lidane

I like things like this:

[Link: www.thinkgeek.com…]

Oh, and these. They make the insanity of Christmas that much more fun:

[Link: www.thinkgeek.com…]

Heh.

Very nice!

39 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:30:46am

Am I the only one who thinks it’s kinda tacky to slap a url onto a Christmas ornament?

40 Varek Raith  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:31:06am

re: #37 Lidane

I like things like this:

[Link: www.thinkgeek.com…]

Oh, and these. They make the insanity of Christmas that much more fun:

[Link: www.thinkgeek.com…]

Heh.

This makes a nice gift…
:)
thinkgeek.com

41 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:31:28am

re: #34 Walter L. Newton

On the last thread, you mentioned possibly purchasing a Kindle for your wife… do you or her have a Iphone or Ipod Touch… because for over all functionality, I wonder if a Ipad would cover all the possible bases… it makes a great reader plus hundreds of other features available?

There is something neat about the ease on the eyes of the e-ink tech. I am totally convinced after spending an hour with one thata Kindle (or clone) is the way to go if your primary use case is just reading books.

Plus the battery life benefits are nice too. It only uses power when redrawing the screen.

(Not that Ipads aren’t also very cool, just throwing in my 2 cents)

42 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:31:57am

re: #38 SanFranciscoZionist

I made a stalker post you might find interesting. One of them issued a “test” to see who is really Jewish. You might find my answers entertaining.

43 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:32:31am

re: #39 JasonA

Am I the only one who thinks it’s kinda tacky to slap a url onto a Christmas ornament?

I really don’t mind. Not my taste, but eh, I don’t even have a tree. It’s just a Christmas tree ornament.

44 SpaceJesus  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:32:32am

lacks a picture of jesus beating up a queer. RINOs!

45 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:32:53am

re: #42 LudwigVanQuixote

I made a stalker post you might find interesting. One of them issued a “test” to see who is really Jewish. You might find my answers entertaining.

I saw his test.

Not much of a test, but your answers were fun.

46 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:33:02am

re: #18 SanFranciscoZionist

To be perfectly fair, I wouldn’t buy any sort of political Christmas tree ornament. I like, you know, things that look like snowflakes, and fruit and stuff.

I try to get a Christmas ornament on our summer vacations. They make good souvenirs.

47 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:33:03am

re: #26 CuriousLurker

From the site:

No proceeds going to charity in the Christian Xmas spirit, huh? I’m sure Jesus (a.s.) would be proud. //

It is the Gomorrah old Party.

48 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:33:18am

re: #42 LudwigVanQuixote

I made a stalker post you might find interesting. One of them issued a “test” to see who is really Jewish. You might find my answers entertaining.

Lol so it has gone from “are you a real American?” to “are you a real Jew?”.

What’s next? “Are you a human or an alien from Theta Epsilon 9?”

49 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:33:34am

re: #41 Fozzie Bear

There is something neat about the ease on the eyes of the e-ink tech. I am totally convinced after spending an hour with one thata Kindle (or clone) is the way to go if your primary use case is just reading books.

Plus the battery life benefits are nice too. It only uses power when redrawing the screen.

(Not that Ipads aren’t also very cool, just throwing in my 2 cents)

Every time I think about wanting a kindle, I tell myself to just wait and get a pad. Which means I’ll probably never have neither.

Though dual-core pads are just a few months away…

50 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:33:46am

re: #48 Fozzie Bear

Lol so it has gone from “are you a real American?” to “are you a real Jew?”.

What’s next? “Are you a human or an alien from Theta Epsilon 9?”

There’s nothing in the Constitution that says that a Cylon can’t be president.

51 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:34:24am

re: #45 SanFranciscoZionist

I saw his test.

Not much of a test, but your answers were fun.

Yes, but they are also kind of tragic, that they would even have to be made if you think of it. And yes, his idea of a “test” shows pretty clearly the last time he was in a schul.

52 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:34:26am

re: #48 Fozzie Bear

Lol so it has gone from “are you a real American?” to “are you a real Jew?”.

What’s next? “Are you a human or an alien from Theta Epsilon 9?”

What does it get you to be an alien?

Holodeck? Fast spaceship? Insta cosmetic surgery? Smart, funny androids to pal around with?

Otherwise, it’s just like here, but with different constellations.

53 CuriousLurker  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:34:29am

re: #47 LudwigVanQuixote

It is the Gomorrah old Party.

Heh, yeah, I liked that page. Left a comment a little while ago.

54 lawhawk  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:34:43am

Someone call the American Family Association. They have to declare war on the GOP.

Drop 50 and fire for effect.

55 jaunte  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:34:56am

re: #39 JasonA

Am I the only one who thinks it’s kinda tacky to slap a url onto a Christmas ornament?

I prefer them on a crackling Url Log.

56 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:35:00am

re: #48 Fozzie Bear

Lol so it has gone from “are you a real American?” to “are you a real Jew?”.

What’s next? “Are you a human or an alien from Theta Epsilon 9?”

I am a Zionist Lord of Remulak! Jeesh it isn’t like I haven’t been upfront abut that.

57 SpaceJesus  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:35:52am

stalker blog is about as jewish as a christmas ham roast at mahmoud’s house

58 CuriousLurker  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:35:53am

re: #49 JasonA

Every time I think about wanting a kindle, I tell myself to just wait and get a pad. Which means I’ll probably never have neither.

Though dual-core pads are just a few months away…

Shh, stop that. I have a 1st gen pad and the new ones are bound to make me envious.

59 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:35:57am

re: #53 CuriousLurker

Heh, yeah, I liked that page. Left a comment a little while ago.

You in particular will like my new page too. I think that people of faith, who get the idea of being good to others is central really need to band together.

60 engineer cat  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:36:25am

Warning: True Christmas Story

i spent christmas at the home of my college girlfriend many years ago when i was young (back in the civil war era). they all gathered around the christmas tree and brought out all the family christmas ornaments one by one, each one with a family story. finally, at the bottom of the box there were two worn down, shapeless ornaments that had not totally survived the ravages of time. they were also so old that they family didn’t even know where they came from anymore, so they didn’t have a family story like the rest. nevertheless, they were lovingly brought out and hung up on the tree like all the others

61 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:37:12am

re: #57 SpaceJesus

stalker blog is about as jewish as a christmas ham roast at mahmoud’s house

Yeah really. The whole meme I have of writing all of this Jewish stuff is to prevent anyone from getting the wrong impression. There is so much danger of one of them being taken as a representative of the people because so few people have ever actually studied Jewish law.

62 Kragar  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:37:44am

re: #39 JasonA

Am I the only one who thinks it’s kinda tacky to slap a url onto a Christmas ornament?

Very tacky.

63 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:38:04am

re: #57 SpaceJesus

stalker blog is about as jewish as a christmas ham roast at mahmoud’s house

Does Mahmoud know you’re roasting ham at his house while you’re supposed to be house-sitting over the Christmas break?

64 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:38:07am

re: #41 Fozzie Bear

There is something neat about the ease on the eyes of the e-ink tech. I am totally convinced after spending an hour with one thata Kindle (or clone) is the way to go if your primary use case is just reading books.

Plus the battery life benefits are nice too. It only uses power when redrawing the screen.

(Not that Ipads aren’t also very cool, just throwing in my 2 cents)

Well… just before the Touch 4g came out a few months ago… I found the 2g’s on sale for about 20 dollars off at Staples (I thought Apple products are never discounted… anyway)… I had a few extra hours at the store, so, I splurged and purchased it… I am amazed and totally satisfied… I haven’t really kept up with Apple products in the least (did use a mini-mac at the theatre to run the show control software)… but… all I can say is I’m amazed.

For under 50 dollars, I’ve loaded this thing up with so many useful (and not so useful) apps, it’s almost like you could velcro this thing to the palm of your hand and “rule” your world from a device that is the size of a pocket note book.

65 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:38:28am

re: #58 CuriousLurker

Shh, stop that. I have a 1st gen pad and the new ones are bound to make me envious.

LG’s Optimus Pad will have an 8.9” screen, dual-core Tegra 2 processor and Android 2.3. I’m kinda wanting that real bad.

66 Merryweather  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:38:32am

Man, if the GOP are going to join the battle against Christmas, we godless heathens are going to have to raise our game.

I propose we start calling everyone with ‘Christ’ in their name ‘Holiday’ instead.

67 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:39:21am

re: #66 Merryweather

Man, if the GOP are going to join the battle against Christmas, we godless heathens are going to have to raise our game.

I propose we start calling everyone with ‘Christ’ in their name ‘Holiday’ instead.

Holidayina.
Holidayopher.
Holidayabel.

It works for me.

68 Lidane  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:39:33am

re: #40 Varek Raith

I figured this would be more your style:

thinkgeek.com

:)

69 wrenchwench  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:39:33am

re: #55 jaunte

I prefer them on a crackling Url Log.

That is so good, it precludes any followup puns.

70 SpaceJesus  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:39:49am

re: #63 SanFranciscoZionist


nope. he also doesn’t know about the gay jacuzzi party im throwing tonight

71 PT Barnum  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:40:10am

re: #65 JasonA

LG’s Optimus Pad will have an 8.9” screen, dual-core Tegra 2 processor and Android 2.3. I’m kinda wanting that real bad.

I have a nook. Works great. Best of all my local library offers some books online in the Adobe document format which means I can go to the library without going to the library. Since it can also play MP3 audio, I can download and play audiobooks on it too.

Don’t think I’d want to carry a pad around all day.

72 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:40:16am

re: #70 SpaceJesus

nope. he also doesn’t know about the gay jacuzzi party im throwing tonight

Oh, well. What Mahmoud doesn’t know won’t hurt him.

73 SpaceJesus  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:40:28am

so much mistletoe around this islamic crescent shaped hot tub

74 CuriousLurker  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:41:25am

re: #60 engineer dog

That’s a great story.

75 SpaceJesus  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:41:28am
76 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:41:46am

re: #71 PT Barnum

I have a nook. Works great. Best of all my local library offers some books online in the Adobe document format which means I can go to the library without going to the library. Since it can also play MP3 audio, I can download and play audiobooks on it too.

Don’t think I’d want to carry a pad around all day.

The Nook color looks pretty good, but the I see the $250 price tag and realize I could get a wifi iPad for just twice that. Not that I want an iPad at all, but that’s another story.

77 wrenchwench  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:41:53am

re: #73 SpaceJesus

so much mistletoe around this islamic crescent shaped hot tub

At Mahmoud’s place? Make sure that’s not a missile toe.

78 engineer cat  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:42:44am

re: #74 CuriousLurker

That’s a great story.

thank you - the family are still among my closest friends

79 CuriousLurker  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:42:55am

re: #65 JasonA

LG’s Optimus Pad will have an 8.9” screen, dual-core Tegra 2 processor and Android 2.3. I’m kinda wanting that real bad.

I got an iPad earlier this year. I love it for what it is, but… *sigh* Technology. There’s always something newer, faster, better.

80 Kragar  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:44:43am

This video wins the internet!!!

81 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:45:58am

I received an email ad from apple. It’s a special shopping Friday or something.

No mention of sales or discounts, just a reminder that I can shop online or at the store.

Just like every other day.

(I don’t mind ads, just ones that seem to presume I’m stupid. Of course, there could be some special discount, but I think they would have mentioned it.)

82 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:46:04am

re: #56 LudwigVanQuixote

I am a Zionist Lord of Remulak! Jeesh it isn’t like I haven’t been upfront abut that.

I, for one, welcome our Remulak overlords, as long as they keep the checks coming.
While we’re at it, where’s that Gulfstream you promised anyway? The weekend with that Bambi chick was fun though, if a bit tiring. I highly recommend the Remulak Cialis, it’s much better than the domestic production.

83 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:46:11am

re: #76 JasonA

The Nook color looks pretty good, but the I see the $250 price tag and realize I could get a wifi iPad for just twice that. Not that I want an iPad at all, but that’s another story.

Yes you do :) I don’t know. Like I said above, I just got the Touch two months ago, and I am totally blown away by it. ANd of course, that make you think about… “Gee… wouldn’t this be even more fun and functional on a Ipad” Well, I was sitting next to a passenger on a plane last month who had an Ipad, and he was watching some episodes of some TV shows. It seemed a little bulky… and I saw some people at the airport holding them in their hands trying to use them sort of like a Iphone or Touch, and that seemed uncomfortable.

So, as much as I’m intrigued by the Ipad, the portability and “pocketbility” of a Touch sized device certainly has it’s advantages.

84 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:47:00am

re: #81 EmmmieG

I received an email ad from apple. It’s a special shopping Friday or something.

No mention of sales or discounts, just a reminder that I can shop online or at the store.

Just like every other day.

(I don’t mind ads, just ones that seem to presume I’m stupid. Of course, there could be some special discount, but I think they would have mentioned it.)

I thought Apple never discounts any of it’s products… or am I mistaken?

85 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:48:47am

re: #83 Walter L. Newton

I have a lot of respect for the iFamily of devices, but they just aren’t for me. I want Android.

86 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:48:59am

Does the iOS have anything like a bash console?

87 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:49:23am

re: #84 Walter L. Newton

I thought Apple never discounts any of it’s products… or am I mistaken?

I don’t really follow it. I was just amused by them sending me an email reminding me I can shop at a “special” day. I’m still not sure what makes it special. Clowns in the stores? Apple pie samples? Free t-shirts?

Ipods are discounted on amazon. I just checked.

88 Soap_Man  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:50:07am

Happy Thanksgiving Eve everyone. I’m stuck at work with nothing to do.

But I guess I shouldn’t complain too much, with the unemployment rate being what it is.

89 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:50:55am

re: #88 Soap_Man

Happy Thanksgiving Eve everyone. I’m stuck at work with nothing to do.

But I guess I shouldn’t complain too much, with the unemployment rate being what it is.

I switch with you… I have an 8 hour shift tomorrow… day.

90 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:51:12am

re: #88 Soap_Man

Amen. stuck here too. Just waiting for the day to end, then to stuff myself tomorrow and go fishing friday.

91 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:51:36am

re: #88 Soap_Man

Happy Thanksgiving Eve everyone. I’m stuck at work with nothing to do.

But I guess I shouldn’t complain too much, with the unemployment rate being what it is.

I’m in the same boat. I’m choosing to focus on the “nothing to do” part rather than the “stuck at work” part. That way it seems like a happy thing.

92 Tiny alien kittens are watching you  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:52:11am

re: #54 lawhawk

Someone call the American Family Association. They have to declare war on the GOP.

Drop 50 and fire for effect.

The American Family Association has completely gone off the rails too. Don’t believe me?

We have feminized the Medal of Honor.

According to Bill McGurn of the Wall Street Journal, every Medal of Honor awarded during these two conflicts has been awarded for saving life. Not one has been awarded for inflicting casualties on the enemy. Not one.

Gen. George Patton once famously said, “The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other guy die for his.”

When we think of heroism in battle, we used the think of our boys storming the beaches of Normandy under withering fire, climbing the cliffs of Pointe do Hoc while enemy soldiers fired straight down on them, and tossing grenades into pill boxes to take out gun emplacements.

That kind of heroism has apparently become passe when it comes to awarding the Medal of Honor. We now award it only for preventing casualties, not for inflicting them.

So the question is this: when are we going to start awarding the Medal of Honor once again for soldiers who kill people and break things so our families can sleep safely at night?

I would suggest our culture has become so feminized that we have become squeamish at the thought of the valor that is expressed in killing enemy soldiers through acts of bravery. We know instinctively that we should honor courage, but shy away from honoring courage if it results in the taking of life rather than in just the saving of life. So we find it safe to honor those who throw themselves on a grenade to save their buddies.

Jesus, in words often cited in ceremonies such as the one which will take place this afternoon, said, “Greater love has no one than this, that someone lays down his life for his friends” (John 15:13). So it is entirely right that we honor this kind of bravery and self-sacrifice, which is surely an imitation of the Lord of lords and King of kings.

However, Jesus’ act of self-sacrifice would ultimately have been meaningless - yes, meaningless - if he had not inflicted a mortal wound on the enemy while giving up his own life.

Thats right because as we all remember the most often cited quote of Jesus is when he said “So I sayeth unto yea to kill, kill, kill, all those who oppose you, and breaketh things whilst you are doing so!” It comes right after that silly non-christian “Turn the other cheek” heresy.

///sheesh.

93 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:53:12am

My brother and his wife work at Best Buy. The tradition is that they show up to say hello for an hour or two, ,then go home and go to bed at four in the afternoon.

I think one year one of them had to be at work at 2 am, but this is better than being at work on the later shift, because that person has to deal with the people who missed the specials.

94 engineer cat  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:54:11am

what? 42 million americans traveling by air today??? 12.7% of the country on planes??

we are truly crazy people - one of our great strengths

95 CuriousLurker  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:54:41am

re: #86 Fozzie Bear

Does the iOS have anything like a bash console?

Nope.

96 William Barnett-Lewis  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:54:51am

Well, folks, off to do the drive to family for the holidays. With luck, I’ll have occasional connectivity, otherwise don’t OD on Turkey or Tofu & enjoy watching Detroit & NO win their games tomorrow.

97 Kragar  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:56:53am

re: #92 ausador

The American Family Association has completely gone off the rails too. Don’t believe me?


Thats right because as we all remember the most often cited quote of Jesus is when he said “So I sayeth unto yea to kill, kill, kill, all those who oppose you, and breaketh things whilst you are doing so!” It comes right after that silly non-christian “Turn the other cheek” heresy.

///sheesh.

And Jesus spoke unto his disciples, “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!” and thus they did reply “SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!”

98 CuriousLurker  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:57:00am

re: #96 wlewisiii

Have fun & stay safe.

99 Soap_Man  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:57:16am

re: #89 Walter L. Newton

I switch with you… I have an 8 hour shift tomorrow… day.

I usually had to do the morning shift back in the day when I was a produce clerk. It is truly amazing how many people wait until Thanksgiving morning to shop for dinner.

And I’m not talking about the “Oh shit, I’m about to start cooking and just noticed I forgot to buy yams” people. I’m talking full shopping carts.

100 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:58:31am

OT - Assange strikes again.

Pentagon Alerts House, Senate Panels to New Classified WikiLeaks Release

The Pentagon warned the U.S. Senate and House Armed Services Committees that the website WikiLeaks.org “intends to release several hundred thousand” classified U.S. State Department cables as soon as Nov. 26.

The documents “touch on an enormous range of very sensitive foreign policy issues,” Assistant Secretary for Legislative Affairs Elizabeth King wrote yesterday in an e-mail to the defense panels.

“We anticipate that the release could negatively impact U.S. foreign relations,” she wrote, telling committee staff members that “we will brief you once we have a better understanding of what documents the WikiLeaks publication contains.”

King said The New York Times, the U.K.’s Guardian and Der Spiegel of Germany “are each currently working with WikiLeaks to coordinate the release of these State Department documents.”

bloomberg.com

101 albusteve  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:58:39am

re: #94 engineer dog

what? 42 million americans traveling by air today??? 12.7% of the country on planes??

we are truly crazy people - one of our great strengths

entirely agree….and somewhat unpredictable as well

102 Jack Burton  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:59:23am

re: #97 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

And Jesus spoke unto his disciples, “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!” and thus they did reply “SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!”

Valor pleases you Crom, so grant me one request: grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!

103 Bubblehead II  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:59:36am

Got Spy up on the second monitor. Seeing some names pop up that I haven’t seen before. Like this one.

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104 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:59:59am

re: #97 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

And Jesus spoke unto his disciples, “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!” and thus they did reply “SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!”

I continue to wonder what relationship the Medal of Honor has to family issues. I mean, it’s like the names really are just random pseudo-patriotic word salad.

105 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:01:04pm

re: #99 Soap_Man

I usually had to do the morning shift back in the day when I was a produce clerk. It is truly amazing how many people wait until Thanksgiving morning to shop for dinner.

And I’m not talking about the “Oh shit, I’m about to start cooking and just noticed I forgot to buy yams” people. I’m talking full shopping carts.

I had 3-4 in line last night… 300+ dollar shopping carts… at 10:30 at night… in a rural mountain full sized Kroger… and I’m the only cashier open besides self-scan…

We are always three times as busy as the Safeway just a mile down the highway.

106 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:01:26pm

re: #95 CuriousLurker

Nope.

:(

I’ll wait for android then.

107 Velvet Elvis  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:01:36pm

re: #34 Walter L. Newton

On the last thread, you mentioned possibly purchasing a Kindle for your wife… do you or her have a Iphone or Ipod Touch… because for over all functionality, I wonder if a Ipad would cover all the possible bases… it makes a great reader plus hundreds of other features available?

There is no comparison between and LCD screen and e-ink. The ipand and and nook/kindle are apples and oranges. You can for weeks without recharging the kindle and you get 8 hours on the Ipad.

108 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:03:20pm

re: #107 Conservative Moonbat

There is no comparison between and LCD screen and e-ink. The ipand and and nook/kindle are apples and oranges. You can for weeks without recharging the kindle and you get 8 hours on the Ipad.

I have a ereader on my Touch, and it’s fine for my eyes… with a Kindle, you have a Kindle… with a Iproduct, you have the world in your hand.

109 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:03:29pm

re: #97 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

And Jesus spoke unto his disciples, “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!” and thus they did reply “SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!”

Then the teachers asked the young Jesus “What is best in life?” And he did spake unto them
“To crush your enemies,
See them driven before you,
And to hear the lamentation of their women!”

110 Velvet Elvis  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:04:10pm

re: #76 JasonA

The Nook color looks pretty good, but the I see the $250 price tag and realize I could get a wifi iPad for just twice that. Not that I want an iPad at all, but that’s another story.

Nook color is LCD not e-ink too. It’s much grainer and has a drastically reduced time between rechargings.

111 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:04:21pm

re: #108 Walter L. Newton

I have a ereader on my Touch, and it’s fine for my eyes… with a Kindle, you have a Kindle… with a Iproduct, you have the world in your hand.

This is pretty much what’s kept me from getting a reader. A pad can do so much more.

112 wrenchwench  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:05:28pm

re: #103 Bubblehead II

Got Spy up on the second monitor. Seeing some names pop up that I haven’t seen before. Like this one.

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113 Soap_Man  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:05:32pm

re: #94 engineer dog

what? 42 million americans traveling by air today??? 12.7% of the country on planes??

we are truly crazy people - one of our great strengths

Turns out, the “protests” aren’t really materializing. Another case of slactivism, it appears.

Airport screening protest isn’t flying — so far

A loosely organized protest over the use of body scanners that threatened to delay travelers over the holiday weekend has so far failed to materialize at O’Hare International Airport.

Security lines were relatively short and appeared to be moving quickly.

The O’Hare situation appeared to be typical of airports around the country, according to the Los Angeles Times.

Airport officials in Atlanta, Denver and New York — among the nation’s most heavily traveled facilities — reported that early crowds were moving easily through checkpoints, with little or no disruptions, the newspaper reported.

It said a handful of screeners actually reported positive feedback from customers as they whisked through security lines.

At O’Hare this morning, Ohio office manager Annie Truman,41, who was on her way to Los Angeles, said the longest line she encountered was for coffee.

Randall Lowe, a 56-year-old contractor from Maine, said he expected a pat-down because his hip replacement always sets off airport metal detectors.

This time the hands-on search was “a little more invasive but nothing that was offensive,” he said.

Darnell Martin, 37, of the Wicker Park neighborhood, who was on his way to visit family in Las Vegas, said he went through the full body scan and wasn’t bothered by it at all. He said he didn’t ask for the pat-down, but that wouldn’t have been a problem either. “I’m going to Vegas,” he joked. “People pay money for that in Vegas.”

114 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:05:50pm

re: #111 JasonA

This is pretty much what’s kept me from getting a reader. A pad can do so much more.

Yeah they aren’t really comparable.

E-readers do one thing extremely well. Pads are general-purpose computers that can do more but are less fit for the specific task of serving as a reader. Apples and Oranges.

115 Velvet Elvis  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:06:32pm

re: #108 Walter L. Newton

I have a ereader on my Touch, and it’s fine for my eyes… with a Kindle, you have a Kindle… with a Iproduct, you have the world in your hand.

Well, if you jailbreak a Nook the world is at your hands too because you can run all android aps. E-ink is so much easier on the eyes than LCD though. It’s just like paper.

116 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:07:17pm

re: #115 Conservative Moonbat

Well, if you jailbreak a Nook the world is at your hands too because you can run all android aps. E-ink is so much easier on the eyes than LCD though. It’s just like paper.

What’s paper?

117 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:07:53pm

re: #116 Walter L. Newton

What’s paper?

Tree carcases.

118 Bubblehead II  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:08:17pm

re: #112 wrenchwench

Well this is the first time I’ve actually been able to use Spy. Kinda interesting to watch.

119 lawhawk  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:08:26pm

re: #116 Walter L. Newton

The sound of thousands of trees crying out in pain and then ceasing to exist all at once.

120 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:08:37pm

re: #115 Conservative Moonbat

Well, if you jailbreak a Nook the world is at your hands too because you can run all android aps. E-ink is so much easier on the eyes than LCD though. It’s just like paper.

IMO, it doesn’t get to call itself a computer unless there is a freely-available compiler for the platform, and binaries generated by that compiler can be executed immediately without interference.

The iPad is a very sophisticated toy. There’s no fucking way i’ll ever call it a computer.

(rant mode off)

121 Velvet Elvis  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:08:38pm

re: #116 Walter L. Newton

What’s paper?

The still preferred reading medium for the majority of people, myself included, and I’m as big a geek as it gets.

122 wrenchwench  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:10:31pm

re: #118 Bubblehead II

Well this is the first time I’ve actually been able to use Spy. Kinda interesting to watch.

Keep a crowbar handy, to pry yourself away for meals and stuff.

123 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:11:17pm

re: #120 Fozzie Bear

I think Android’s JiT compiler sounds like what you’re looking for.

124 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:11:44pm

re: #119 lawhawk

The sound of thousands of trees crying out in pain and then ceasing to exist all at once.

Oh give me a fucking progressive break.
/

125 wrenchwench  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:12:00pm

re: #118 Bubblehead II

Well this is the first time I’ve actually been able to use Spy. Kinda interesting to watch.

This one has been a regular lately:

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126 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:12:24pm

re: #50 SanFranciscoZionist

There’s nothing in the Constitution that says that a Cylon can’t be president.

If the Cylon was born in Area 51, New Mexico, then I guess it can become President…

127 Varek Raith  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:13:22pm

re: #126 ralphieboy

If the Cylon was born in Area 51, New Mexico, then I guess it can become President…

We Have a Plan.

128 engineer cat  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:13:29pm

re: #113 Soap_Man

Turns out, the “protests” aren’t really materializing. Another case of slactivism, it appears

i put it to my regular wingnut correspondants that they were getting all het up about patdowns, but it didn’t bother them that the “patriot” act gives the government permission to read their private communication and business records - yet both measures are ostensibly for the same purpose. one answer:

Ya’ know, I can’t believe you are actually equating the government looking at your banking records with fondling your genitals. You are quite the sick puppy

129 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:13:58pm

re: #121 Conservative Moonbat

The still preferred reading medium for the majority of people, myself included, and I’m as big a geek as it gets.

My girlfriend is a voracious reader… we have over 3000 books here, history, literature, religion, fiction, plays, art, culture… and she buys bargain bags of used paperbacks and reads 10 or more books a month.

I use to read hard copy as much as she does, but I’ve become much more geared to electronic content.

130 Jack Burton  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:14:25pm

re: #126 ralphieboy

If the Cylon was born in Area 51, New Mexico, then I guess it can become President…

Then I guess you cant since Area 51 is in Nevada.

131 Bubblehead II  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:14:31pm

re: #122 wrenchwench

Interesting. Why bother to get an account and not post? I may not be the most verbose Lizard here, but I at least try to contribute in my own way.

132 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:14:33pm

re: #123 JasonA

I think Android’s JiT compiler sounds like what you’re looking for.

Yep. I’m waiting for an android (or just straight up linux) pad in the right price range before I take the plunge. For now, my laptop will do fine. I love the design concept of a tablet, but I find the “walled garden” approach to computing to be extremely irritating, if not outright offensive.

133 Jack Burton  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:15:00pm

re: #130 ArchangelMichael

IT cant… PIMF

134 researchok  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:15:22pm

re: #125 wrenchwench

In fairness, it was a while before I commented on the site.

Then I thought, ‘You know, I think I would enjoy the beatings…’
/

135 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:15:55pm

re: #133 ArchangelMichael

IT cant… PIMF


it can’t

136 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:16:04pm

re: #131 Bubblehead II

Interesting. Why bother to get an account and not post? I may not be the most verbose Lizard here, but I at least try to contribute in my own way.

I lurked for the better part of 6 months before posting a single comment. If you aren’t aware of the history of this blog, the whole stalker thing makes no sense.

Just my .02

137 Soap_Man  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:16:45pm

re: #128 engineer dog

i put it to my regular wingnut correspondants that they were getting all het up about patdowns, but it didn’t bother them that the “patriot” act gives the government permission to read their private communication and business records - yet both measures are ostensibly for the same purpose. one answer:

Ya’ know, I can’t believe you are actually equating the government looking at your banking records with fondling your genitals. You are quite the sick puppy

In a parallel universe, those vary people are rushing to President McCain’s defense on the necessity of the pat-downs and screening devices.

“Typical libtard overreaction overblown by the libtard media. Can’t you see these make us safe!!!!”

138 Political Atheist  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:17:07pm

re: #112 wrenchwench

My pal Leftwingconspirator is like that. He’s a writer. He loves LGF but the last thing he wants to do is writer more. Except when I can talk him into another satire soiree page.

139 wrenchwench  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:17:14pm

re: #131 Bubblehead II

Interesting. Why bother to get an account and not post? I may not be the most verbose Lizard here, but I at least try to contribute in my own way.

Here’s how I figure: Had something to say, registered, forgot what it was, now waiting for the next inspiration…..

Either that, or preparing for the world’s most impressive flounce.

140 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:17:32pm

re: #132 Fozzie Bear

Yep. I’m waiting for an android (or just straight up linux) pad in the right price range before I take the plunge. For now, my laptop will do fine. I love the design concept of a tablet, but I find the “walled garden” approach to computing to be extremely irritating, if not outright offensive.

And that’s one reason I stay away from Apple. I can only get programs for my device through their store, with them deciding what’s acceptable and what’s not? No thanks.

Also, when it comes to phones and pads, the soul-sucking carriers do a lot to restrict us too.

141 Soap_Man  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:18:25pm

re: #136 Fozzie Bear

I lurked for the better part of 6 months before posting a single comment. If you aren’t aware of the history of this blog, the whole stalker thing makes no sense.

Just my .02

Around the time that I joined, there was much more suspicion and (sometimes) hostility toward new posters, much of which was unwarranted.

142 Bubblehead II  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:19:03pm

re: #136 Fozzie Bear

I got here just before the balloon went up. This place has definitely changed (for the better)

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143 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:19:16pm

re: #140 JasonA

And that’s one reason I stay away from Apple. I can only get programs for my device through their store, with them deciding what’s acceptable and what’s not? No thanks.

Also, when it comes to phones and pads, the soul-sucking carriers do a lot to restrict us too.

Yep. If I can’t write, compile, and install software for MY OWN FREAKING COMPUTER, free of charge, then really, I don’t own it. It’s just a glorified lease.

144 Political Atheist  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:20:09pm

re: #141 Soap_Man

Around the time that I joined, there was much more suspicion and (sometimes) hostility toward new posters, much of which was unwarranted.

If you look at when I first registered and my first comment, I think it was just about a year. And I still effed up. Noob thing.

145 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:20:27pm

re: #140 JasonA

And that’s one reason I stay away from Apple. I can only get programs for my device through their store, with them deciding what’s acceptable and what’s not? No thanks.

Also, when it comes to phones and pads, the soul-sucking carriers do a lot to restrict us too.

I stay away from apple because I look at it as a $300 toy that will easily break.

(I have four boys. I know every way things can break.)

146 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:20:33pm

re: #132 Fozzie Bear

Yep. I’m waiting for an android (or just straight up linux) pad in the right price range before I take the plunge. For now, my laptop will do fine. I love the design concept of a tablet, but I find the “walled garden” approach to computing to be extremely irritating, if not outright offensive.

That would be my only complaint about the Iproducts… being locked out of the file system… a simple example… I have a BASIC interpreter/compiler app on my Touch… I purchased it because I thought “that’s cute… BASIC on a Touch” But… you can’t get to the “saved” program files… you can write all the little “apps” you want, but you can’t distribute them, or write the scripts off line and upload them to the Touch to run them… so, you have a toy… evidently Apple doesn’t want anyone writing applications that get around their SDK.

I would love to do some development for a Touch, but their SDK ONLY runs on a Mac. Apple wants you behind their “wall” before they let you play with the hardware.

It was that locked out attitude that kept me away from Apple products for so long. I’ve always love the open nature of other platforms.

147 Kragar  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:20:36pm

You kids get off my lawn!

148 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:20:59pm

re: #144 Rightwingconspirator

If you look at when I first registered and my first comment, I think it was just about a year. And I still effed up. Noob thing.


I think every noob messes up on the first post.

Maybe we should include a mulligan as a newbie gift?

149 Bubblehead II  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:21:33pm

re: #139 wrenchwench

“Either that, or preparing for the world’s most impressive flounce.”

Haven’t seen one of those in a long time.

150 Kragar  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:21:42pm

re: #145 EmmmieG

I stay away from apple because I look at it as a $300 toy that will easily break.

(I have four boys. I know every way things can break.)

A group of boys can be given a ball bearing. 30 minutes later, the ball bearing is broken and no one knows how it happened.

151 wrenchwench  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:22:06pm

re: #134 researchok

In fairness, it was a while before I commented on the site.

Then I thought, ‘You know, I think I would enjoy the beatings…’
/

I didn’t even look at the comments for months, not having ever seen an interesting set of comments on a blog before. Then I noticed Charles pulling some up as updates to the front page. “Hey, there’s intelligent life in there!”

Then I registered a few months after that, then three months later I made a comment. I was so intimidated, the one person who answered me I answered through the email system.

152 Political Atheist  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:22:30pm

re: #148 EmmmieG

Yeah +1 for registering. Actually I got myself in trouble on the great Limbaugh flounce night. Just a misunderstanding caused by my naivete.

153 wrenchwench  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:23:45pm

re: #149 Bubblehead II

“Either that, or preparing for the world’s most impressive flounce.”

Haven’t seen one of those in a long time.


There was a flounce this morning, if you can call a troll who registered just to be obnoxious and get banned a “flounce”.

154 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:24:04pm

re: #150 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

A group of boys can be given a ball bearing. 30 minutes later, the ball bearing is broken and no one knows how it happened.

I see you have met my boys. They aren’t quite as bad as their cousins. Yesterday, my daughter refererred to her cousins as, and I quote: wrecking ball monkeys on crack.

They have a plexiglass screen in front of their television, because the “baby” (who is built like a brick) took out the television with a big wooden sword. Do not ask why they had a big qooden sword.

155 Velvet Elvis  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:24:11pm

re: #146 Walter L. Newton

That would be my only complaint about the Iproducts… being locked out of the file system… a simple example… I have a BASIC interpreter/compiler app on my Touch… I purchased it because I thought “that’s cute… BASIC on a Touch” But… you can’t get to the “saved” program files… you can write all the little “apps” you want, but you can’t distribute them, or write the scripts off line and upload them to the Touch to run them… so, you have a toy… evidently Apple doesn’t want anyone writing applications that get around their SDK.

I would love to do some development for a Touch, but their SDK ONLY runs on a Mac. Apple wants you behind their “wall” before they let you play with the hardware.

It was that locked out attitude that kept me away from Apple products for so long. I’ve always love the open nature of other platforms.

Have you tried getting OSX running on your PC? It’s what a couple friends of mine who do iphone ap development do.

156 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:24:18pm

re: #150 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

A group of boys can be given a ball bearing. 30 minutes later, the ball bearing is broken and no one knows how it happened.


What they cannot break, they lose…

157 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:25:27pm

re: #155 Conservative Moonbat

Have you tried getting OSX running on your PC? It’s what a couple friends of mine who do iphone ap development do.

Apple can sue them into oblivion for that, sadly.

Hence, why I will never use Apple products.

158 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:25:29pm

re: #156 ralphieboy

What they cannot break, they lose…

Which is why we do not have small, easily-broken, portable $300 toys in this house. We have small, cheap mp3 players that will not evoke too many tears.

159 engineer cat  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:25:32pm

more airport sex fantasies from wingnuttia:

If your grandma wants to fly out to see the kids and grand-kids for Thanksgiving, Officer Crotchfondler of the TSA gets to go to third base

these people are truly more ill than i ever realized before

160 Kragar  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:25:39pm

re: #154 EmmmieG

I see you have met my boys. They aren’t quite as bad as their cousins. Yesterday, my daughter refererred to her cousins as, and I quote: wrecking ball monkeys on crack.

They have a plexiglass screen in front of their television, because the “baby” (who is built like a brick) took out the television with a big wooden sword. Do not ask why they had a big qooden sword.

Actually, my experience comes from the USMC, but its the same difference.

161 Bubblehead II  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:26:31pm

re: #153 wrenchwench

Which one. There were two trolls on this morning.

162 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:26:51pm

re: #155 Conservative Moonbat

Have you tried getting OSX running on your PC? It’s what a couple friends of mine who do iphone ap development do.

I thought that wasn’t stable enough yet… no… I haven’t looked into it… I’ve seen a few “comment” about it when I was looking into the Apple SDK, but I didn’t pursue it… I thought it wasn’t totally workable.

You say it’s a viable way to do app development on a PC platform?

163 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:27:43pm

re: #159 engineer dog

more airport sex fantasies from wingnuttia:

If your grandma wants to fly out to see the kids and grand-kids for Thanksgiving, Officer Crotchfondler of the TSA gets to go to third base

these people are truly more ill than i ever realized before

They have no problem with sneak and peek searches, warrantless wiretaps, secret library record subpoenas, torture, and indefinite arrest and detention without charge… but if you touch grandma’s hoo-hoo IT’S ON BITCHES!!!

The selectivity of the outrage in wingnuttia is truly staggering.

164 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:28:23pm

re: #151 wrenchwench

That’s adorable.

165 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:29:26pm

Random hilarious blog of the day:
hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com

166 Velvet Elvis  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:29:37pm

re: #162 Walter L. Newton

I thought that wasn’t stable enough yet… no… I haven’t looked into it… I’ve seen a few “comment” about it when I was looking into the Apple SDK, but I didn’t pursue it… I thought it wasn’t totally workable.

You say it’s a viable way to do app development on a PC platform?

It depends a lot on the compatibility of your hardware but it definitely can and has been done successfully by many people, and yes they can sue your nuts off for it.

167 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:30:23pm

re: #166 Conservative Moonbat

It depends a lot on the compatibility of your hardware but it definitely can and has been done successfully by many people, and yes they can sue your nuts off for it.

Wait exactly would one be doing that they can sue over?

168 CuriousLurker  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:30:37pm

re: #134 researchok

In fairness, it was a while before I commented on the site.

Then I thought, ‘You know, I think I would enjoy the beatings…’
/

Heh, I commented pretty much right away. I figured if I was gonna have to get “jumped in” I might as well get it over with quickly. Y’all aren’t nearly as scary on the inside as you appear from the outside. It took a while for my skin to thicken up on some if the Islam-related stuff though.

169 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:31:24pm

re: #166 Conservative Moonbat

It depends a lot on the compatibility of your hardware but it definitely can and has been done successfully by many people, and yes they can sue your nuts off for it.

Only the TSA can touch my nuts.

170 Velvet Elvis  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:31:25pm

re: #167 JasonA

Wait exactly would one be doing that they can sue over?

It’s a violation of the license agreement of the OS.

171 CuriousLurker  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:32:08pm

re: #140 JasonA

And that’s one reason I stay away from Apple. I can only get programs for my device through their store, with them deciding what’s acceptable and what’s not? No thanks.

Yeah, that’s one of the big Apple downsides.

172 engineer cat  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:32:35pm

re: #163 Fozzie Bear

They have no problem with sneak and peek searches, warrantless wiretaps, secret library record subpoenas, torture, and indefinite arrest and detention without charge… but if you touch grandma’s hoo-hoo IT’S ON BITCHES!!!

The selectivity of the outrage in wingnuttia is truly staggering.

it boggles my mind. perhaps they read 1984 and wonder what the fuss is all about…

173 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:33:10pm

re: #167 JasonA

Wait exactly would one be doing that they can sue over?

Using Apple’s OS on non-approved hardware, and running the SDK on non-approved hardware. Also violation of the terms of use of the SDK.

They can and will take you to the cleaners if you do production work on their OS without buying their hardware.

174 Bubblehead II  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:33:15pm

re: #161 Bubblehead II

Which one. There were two trolls on this morning.

Went back and checked, they both got the stick.

175 Political Atheist  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:33:22pm

re: #163 Fozzie Bear

Good thing I’m an indy. I am really not happy with the unfettered e surveillance since 9/11. The idea that they can mine the data from my cell, I-pad, laptop, whatever just because I am re entering the country (no probable cause) upsets me.

I have no problem with TSA screening, the Rapiscan or a pat down.

Gee I seem to have all this backwards. :-)

176 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:33:29pm

re: #163 Fozzie Bear

They have no problem with sneak and peek searches, warrantless wiretaps, secret library record subpoenas, torture, and indefinite arrest and detention without charge… but if you touch grandma’s hoo-hoo IT’S ON BITCHES!!!

The selectivity of the outrage in wingnuttia is truly staggering.


We’re talkin’ about Obama’s TSA, remember? If this were Bush or McCain’s TSA, they would be encouraging mandatory body-cavity probes as well…

177 Kragar  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:33:39pm

re: #174 Bubblehead II

Went back and checked, they both got the stick.

Which 2?

178 Bubblehead II  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:34:27pm

re: #177 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Which 2?

BadNewsModerate and friarstale

179 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:34:41pm

The frothing GW denier?

180 Bubblehead II  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:34:52pm

In the Over Night Open.

181 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:34:54pm

re: #170 Conservative Moonbat

re: #173 Fozzie Bear

Fair enough.

182 Bubblehead II  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:35:20pm

re: #179 ralphieboy

The frothing GW denier?

Yep.

183 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:35:41pm

re: #176 ralphieboy

We’re talkin’ about Obama’s TSA, remember? If this were Bush or McCain’s TSA, they would be encouraging mandatory body-cavity probes as well…

New slogan: Cavity First.

184 wrenchwench  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:35:45pm

re: #161 Bubblehead II

Which one. There were two trolls on this morning.

I didn’t think of FriarsTale as a troll. He was one of the Left Behind from when LGF had more conservatives. He was still occasionally a bit reasonable until the last few days. BadNewsModerate is the one I was referring to.

185 CuriousLurker  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:36:30pm

I feel a sore throat coming on. Time to go make some Indian chai… BBL

186 Killgore Trout  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:37:10pm

TSA Blog on wait times and opt outs. Looks like the Truther-wingnut alliance is a flop.

187 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:38:04pm

re: #185 CuriousLurker

I feel a sore throat coming on. Time to go make some Indian chai… BBL

I am so jealous right now. The only thing to drink here at the office is

a. Coffee that is in the process of being rendered into an adhesive
and b. water that is so chlorinated it makes a great stain remover.

188 Velvet Elvis  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:38:10pm

re: #175 Rightwingconspirator
I have no problem with TSA screening, the Rapiscan or a pat down.

I have a problem with the federal government touching my genitalia without just cause and due process, but I think taking it out on ununionized TSA screeners making $10 an hour is the wrong way to go.

189 Nevertires  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:38:23pm

Re: Newbies and long-time lurkers not posting…

Sometimes it may just be the rapid progression of the threads and prolific posters. Personally sometimes I feel like George Costanza where hours later I think of a snappy or (not)smart comment. By that time the thread has long since changed.

Just like this comment. Not that it is smart, but will probably be late to the party!

190 albusteve  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:38:26pm

re: #186 Killgore Trout

TSA Blog on wait times and opt outs. Looks like the Truther-wingnut alliance is a flop.

so the outrage over the outrage can go to the back burner?

191 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:39:16pm

re: #188 Conservative Moonbat

I have no problem with TSA screening, the Rapiscan or a pat down.

I have a problem with the federal government touching my genitalia without just cause and due process, but I think taking it out on ununionized TSA screeners making $10 an hour is the wrong way to go.

Exactly. How exactly is this the fault of the poor SOB’s doing the pat downs? The wingnuts need to look in the fucking mirror and realize THEY ARE THE STUPID FUCKS WHO WANTED SECURITY AT ANY COST.

grrrrrr

192 albusteve  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:39:18pm

re: #189 Nevertires

Re: Newbies and long-time lurkers not posting…

Sometimes it may just be the rapid progression of the threads and prolific posters. Personally sometimes I feel like George Costanza where hours later I think of a snappy or (not)smart comment. By that time the thread has long since changed.

Just like this comment. Not that it is smart, but will probably be late to the party!

the Party never ends

193 Bubblehead II  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:39:54pm

re: #186 Killgore Trout

TSA Blog on wait times and opt outs. Looks like the Truther-wingnut alliance is a flop.

Probably got the subliminal message that if you f*ck with me getting on my flight you just might end up needing medical attention message.

194 Killgore Trout  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:40:12pm

re: #190 albusteve

so the outrage over the outrage can go to the back burner?

Probably but it shouldn’t. Wingnuts and Fox News viewers being manipulated by Alex Jones deserves much more attention in my opinion.

195 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:40:13pm

I think it’s funny that so many people think that TSOs want to touch their junk.

196 albusteve  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:40:25pm

primo Clapton

197 Kragar  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:40:54pm

re: #195 JasonA

I think it’s funny that so many people think that TSOs want to touch their junk.

Its an easy date and you don’t have to buy them a meal first.

198 Stanley Sea  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:42:11pm

re: #165 Fozzie Bear

Random hilarious blog of the day:
hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com

Oh that is EXCELLENT

199 albusteve  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:43:30pm

re: #194 Killgore Trout

Probably but it shouldn’t. Wingnuts and Fox News viewers being manipulated by Alex Jones deserves much more attention in my opinion.

you are just the person for that….good work…as for myself, I’ll just wait til it all crashes down…it might fall to our advantage

200 wrenchwench  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:43:31pm

re: #189 Nevertires

Re: Newbies and long-time lurkers not posting…

Sometimes it may just be the rapid progression of the threads and prolific posters. Personally sometimes I feel like George Costanza where hours later I think of a snappy or (not)smart comment. By that time the thread has long since changed.

Just like this comment. Not that it is smart, but will probably be late to the party!

I believe my typing speed has improved dramatically from posting here. (Still not very fast, and I preview every damn comment.) But I see nothing wrong with late-to-the-thread comments. Oaktree left a good acronym on this morning’s Fox News thread:

76 oaktree Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:17:24pm replyquote

Families Opposed to Xenophile Nuturing of Elitist Welfare Socialists demands an apology!

(yea yea, I’m a couple days late for the thread, so sue me…)

201 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:43:33pm

re: #198 Stanley Sea

Oh that is EXCELLENT

Seriously! People should check this blog out, because I was laughing so hard my stomach hurts. It’s really brilliant.

202 albusteve  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:44:59pm

I like a thread that moves rapidly….the faster the better

203 sizzleRI  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:46:26pm

re: #165 Fozzie Bear

I love love love that blog! My favorite is herself as four year old’s obsession with cake. Classic.

204 lawhawk  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:47:38pm

re: #191 Fozzie Bear

And the whole point of those scanners was to eliminate (or vastly reduce) the need for the feelaround.

Yet, they’re the ones who are complaining the loudest, even though the folks who are operating those screeners/checkpoints aren’t to blame for this situation. It’s on Congress and the TSA itself which demanded these kinds of screenings in the wake of the 9/11 attacks and later attempts to blow up airlines with underwear and shoe bombs.

Oh, and this program started under Bush (and at that time the main opposition to these scanners were the ACLU/civil liberties types). Now, you’ve got the right wing throwing opposition not on principle but on politics- they just don’t want the guy in office running things. ODS runs hard and deep with ‘em and it’s not getting any better. In fact, combined with the trooferism nonsense, I’d say it’s getting a whole lot worse because these folks are coming completely unhinged from facts or reality in pursuit of their objective of hating on Obama.

205 Stanley Sea  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:49:34pm

re: #201 Fozzie Bear

Seriously! People should check this blog out, because I was laughing so hard my stomach hurts. It’s really brilliant.

Tears running down my cheeks. I’m @ work, struggling to keep it on the down low that I’m DYING of laughter.

206 Killgore Trout  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:50:38pm

Does Glenn Beck Think Andrew Napolitano Should Be Fired For Being A 9/11 Truther?

So what does Beck think about Napolitano’s 9/11 trutherism? “I have been warning about these people for years,” Beck has said, “these 9/11 Truthers are truly disturbed people.” When asked for comment by ThinkProgress, a press aide of Beck’s told us this afternoon that he is “not in a position to comment,” and asked ThinkProgress to “call back on Monday.”

207 wrenchwench  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:50:45pm

re: #205 Stanley Sea

Tears running down my cheeks. I’m @ work, struggling to keep it on the down low that I’m DYING of laughter.

Somebody has to save the cake post there for FBV.

208 Charles Johnson  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:56:15pm

The right wing blogs are utterly silent about Napolitano the Truther.

209 Stanley Sea  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:57:16pm

re: #207 wrenchwench

Somebody has to save the cake post there for FBV.


I’m reading it now. funniest thing I’ve read in a LONG time.

210 reine.de.tout  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 12:58:14pm

re: #189 Nevertires

Re: Newbies and long-time lurkers not posting…

Sometimes it may just be the rapid progression of the threads and prolific posters. Personally sometimes I feel like George Costanza where hours later I think of a snappy or (not)smart comment. By that time the thread has long since changed.

Just like this comment. Not that it is smart, but will probably be late to the party!

We all have those moments.
Just jump in.

211 lawhawk  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:00:05pm

re: #208 Charles

The right wing blogs are utterly silent about Napolitano the Truther.

Ignoring it isn’t going to make it going away. It’s only going to highlight the utter hypocrisy and idiocy among those who had formerly been among those loudly castigating and exposing trooferism.

212 Killgore Trout  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:00:34pm

re: #208 Charles

The right wing blogs are utterly silent about Napolitano the Truther.

It’ll be interesting to see how they handle it. Hopefully the lefties will press Beck to comment on it. I don’t think the wingnut blogs are going to be bothered by 9-11 truth. Maybe a little bit of fake outrage at first but it’ll soon fade.

213 reine.de.tout  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:00:53pm

re: #207 wrenchwench

Somebody has to save the cake post there for FBV.

I’m gonna e-mail him with it. Too good!

214 Killgore Trout  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:01:14pm

Footage of the results of North Korean artillery strike on Yeonpyeong Island

215 wrenchwench  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:03:42pm

re: #214 Killgore Trout

Footage of the results of North Korean artillery strike on Yeonpyeong Island

[Video]

It’s lucky there weren’t more people killed.

216 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:07:15pm

re: #214 Killgore Trout

All because the South Koreans were holding military training exercises on their island. Sad.

217 lawhawk  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:11:23pm

re: #216 Slumbering Behemoth

That’s the excuse the North is giving - that they saw the South engaging in military drills and test firings and thought the fire was heading in their direction. It’s BS, but that’s what they’re going with.

The reality is that the South’s military drills were nothing more than an excuse for the North to open fire on the South and claim that the South made ‘em do it.

218 Killgore Trout  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:12:52pm

Huffpoo readers warming up to Fox News….

Andrew Napolitano, Fox Business Host, Reveals He Is A 9/11 Truther

I believe 9-11 occurred to open the door for US occupation in the middle east and while they were at it, a distraction from the heist of the US Treasury. That is my personal belief.

‘m glad to see that the collapse of Building 7 finally getting the attention it deserves.
The Building 7 NIST report is outrageous, and if their assertions are true, than every steel structure building in this country is at risk from a book of matches.
Over 1000 architects & engineers support a new investigation.

Considering how our country has changed in the last 9 years I think we are well over due for an independent criminal investigation into what exactly happen on 9/11.

219 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:13:57pm

re: #217 lawhawk

That’s the excuse the North is giving - that they saw the South engaging in military drills and test firings and thought the fire was heading in their direction. It’s BS, but that’s what they’re going with.

The reality is that the South’s military drills were nothing more than an excuse for the North to open fire on the South and claim that the South made ‘em do it.

It’s almost as ridiculous as the US claiming that Iraq was just about to develop nuclear weapons, and thus, we have to invade NOW.

Unfortunately, the US has less than zero credibility on this issue, and nobody else seems to give a shit.

220 webevintage  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:14:10pm

re: #165 Fozzie Bear

Random hilarious blog of the day:
hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com


I have both a “helper” dog and a “simple” dog and I laughed so hard I cried.
Seriously funny post.

221 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:14:12pm

re: #217 lawhawk

That’s the excuse the North is giving - that they saw the South engaging in military drills and test firings and thought the fire was heading in their direction.

I hadn’t heard the excuse part. The way they put it on the tv news was that NK attacked simply because they did not want SK engaging in any drills on that island.

Either way, pretty fucked up.

222 lawhawk  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:14:59pm

re: #219 Fozzie Bear

I’m going to respectfully disagree with you on that one.

223 lawhawk  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:16:02pm

re: #218 Killgore Trout

Left-right crazy convergence. And they’re all frakkin’ nuts.

224 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:16:37pm

re: #219 Fozzie Bear

It’s almost as ridiculous as the US claiming that Iraq was just about to develop nuclear weapons, and thus, we have to invade NOW.

That’s not exactly the case that was made, but whatever.

225 Killgore Trout  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:17:51pm

re: #223 lawhawk

Left-right crazy convergence. And they’re all frakkin’ nuts.

Yeah, they old Code pink/Ron Paul alliance can resume now that the neocons have been chased out of the Republican party. The party of national security after 9-11 now believes 9-11 never happened.

226 Killgore Trout  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:18:52pm

Republican Jimmy Duncan will be on the Alex Jones show today.

227 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:19:18pm

re: #222 lawhawk

I’m going to respectfully disagree with you on that one.

Disagree all you want. There remains to this day zero credible evidence that Iraq was a threat to the US. As a result of THAT, our military is tied down in the region, and we can’t leverage a credible threat of a response to NK’s aggression.
re: #224 Slumbering Behemoth

That’s not exactly the case that was made, but whatever.

THAT was the case that was made. Ad nauseum.

228 Killgore Trout  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:19:47pm

Another Huffpoo comment…
First Geraldo Rivera, now the Judge. The truth is leaking out from unexpected avenues. It’s a beautiful thing to behold. You folks who buy the official line, when even members of the 9/11 commission itself said it was bunk, should really reexamine the evidence.

229 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:20:57pm

Perhaps huffpo could recommend a blend of homeopathic remedies to help cure trooferism. /

230 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:21:26pm

re: #227 Fozzie Bear

Read the link for the contents of the resolution, or continue with the false meme. No skin off my nose, either way.

231 lawhawk  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:21:31pm

The left is using the nutbar right wing own craziness in pushing claims that there was a conspiracy as proof that there was a conspiracy and that the facts need to be “reinvestigated”.

232 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:21:40pm

What a great Blog!!
Excuse me I gotta go pee………
LOL

hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com

233 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:22:17pm

re: #230 Slumbering Behemoth

Read the link for the contents of the resolution, or continue with the false meme. No skin off my nose, either way.

What false meme? That the administration, both itself and through numerous proxies, pushed the meme that we were in imminent danger of being nuked by Iraq?

That’s not a meme. That’s a fact.

234 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:25:53pm

re: #233 Fozzie Bear

Here, just ‘cuz I like ya:

The resolution cited many factors to justify the use of military force against Iraq:[2][3]

* Iraq’s noncompliance with the conditions of the 1991 cease fire, including interference with weapons inspectors.
* Iraq’s alleged weapons of mass destruction, and programs to develop such weapons, posed a “threat to the national security of the United States and international peace and security in the Persian Gulf region.”
* Iraq’s “brutal repression of its civilian population.”
* Iraq’s “capability and willingness to use weapons of mass destruction against other nations and its own people”.
* Iraq’s hostility towards the United States as demonstrated by the alleged 1993 assassination attempt of former President George H. W. Bush, and firing on coalition aircraft enforcing the no-fly zones following the 1991 Gulf War.
* Members of al-Qaeda, an organization bearing responsibility for attacks on the United States, its citizens, and interests, including the attacks that occurred on September 11, 2001, are known to be in Iraq.
* Iraq’s “continu[ing] to aid and harbor other international terrorist organizations,” including anti-United States terrorist organizations.
* The efforts by the Congress and the President to fight terrorists, and those who aided or harbored them.
* The authorization by the Constitution and the Congress for the President to fight anti-United States terrorism.
* Citing the Iraq Liberation Act of 1998, the resolution reiterated that it should be the policy of the United States to remove the Saddam Hussein regime and promote a democratic replacement.

Those are the facts. This…

It’s almost as ridiculous as the US claiming that Iraq was just about to develop nuclear weapons, and thus, we have to invade NOW.

… is a meme that ignores the facts above.

235 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:26:22pm

I think I just came up with the perfect way to discuss Palin’s desire to stand with our “North Korean Allies.”

I doubt sincerely Sarah could tell us much of anything about the two Koreas. If you asked her about Thailand’s “border” with Korea, she would tell you that she is worried that Obama isn’t doing enough about it.

littlegreenfootballs.com

236 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:28:25pm

re: #208 Charles

The right wing blogs are utterly silent about Napolitano the Truther.

Of course they are. Of course they are. These sorts can’t remember anything inconvenient to their present narrative from two weeks ago. How could you possibly expect them to remember that 9-11 was done by terrorists and not an inside government job, when there is all of this anti-government hysteria going around?

237 Jadespring  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:30:05pm

It is. re: #165 Fozzie Bear

Random hilarious blog of the day:
hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com

Thanks for posting. It’s great.

238 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:30:45pm

re: #234 Slumbering Behemoth


* Iraq’s noncompliance with the conditions of the 1991 cease fire, including interference with weapons inspectors.
* Iraq’s alleged weapons of mass destruction, and programs to develop such weapons, posed a “threat to the national security of the United States and international peace and security in the Persian Gulf region.”
* Iraq’s “brutal repression of its civilian population.”
* Iraq’s “capability and willingness to use weapons of mass destruction against other nations and its own people”.
* Iraq’s hostility towards the United States as demonstrated by the alleged 1993 assassination attempt of former President George H. W. Bush, and firing on coalition aircraft enforcing the no-fly zones following the 1991 Gulf War.
* Members of al-Qaeda, an organization bearing responsibility for attacks on the United States, its citizens, and interests, including the attacks that occurred on September 11, 2001, are known to be in Iraq.
* Iraq’s “continu[ing] to aid and harbor other international terrorist organizations,” including anti-United States terrorist organizations.
* The efforts by the Congress and the President to fight terrorists, and those who aided or harbored them.
* The authorization by the Constitution and the Congress for the President to fight anti-United States terrorism.
* Citing the Iraq Liberation Act of 1998, the resolution reiterated that it should be the policy of the United States to remove the Saddam Hussein regime and promote a democratic replacement.

The bolded portions are now known to be false, the italicized portions are either irrelevant in general, or not at related to the stated causes. (i.e., Iraq had not a damn thing to do with 9/11.)

239 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:31:26pm

re: #235 LudwigVanQuixote

Ah Ha!!
So it IS “ROCKET SURGERY”!
..and has EVERYTHING to do with the “PRICE OF TEA IN…
….COMPTON”?
Total fail!

240 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:34:37pm

re: #176 ralphieboy

We’re talkin’ about Obama’s TSA, remember? If this were Bush or McCain’s TSA, they would be encouraging mandatory body-cavity probes as well…

To be entirely fair, people always resented the shoes thing, and the liquids thing. It usually went along with a bitch about people should be able to look at them or their elderly relative or whatever, and realize they weren’t terrorists.

241 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:34:59pm

re: #238 Fozzie Bear

The bolded portions are now known to be false, the italicized portions are either irrelevant in general, or not at related to the stated causes. (i.e., Iraq had not a damn thing to do with 9/11.)

If you have any links to support that all of those portions are known to be false, I’ll be more than happy to look at them.

Personally, I consider chemical weapons to be WMDs, but that may just be a matter of opinion.

242 _RememberTonyC  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:35:05pm

Since I may not be able to visit tomorrow, I want to wish all Lizards a Happy Thanksgiving. I also want to wish all of our servicemen and servicewomen a happy holiday. Many are in harm’s way and they deserve our gratitude. Some are in Korea, and given the events of the past couple of days, we should remember that they are in a dangerous place.

God Bless all of them.

243 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:35:27pm

re: #191 Fozzie Bear

Exactly. How exactly is this the fault of the poor SOB’s doing the pat downs? The wingnuts need to look in the fucking mirror and realize THEY ARE THE STUPID FUCKS WHO WANTED SECURITY AT ANY COST.

grrr

No, they wanted security CHEAP. That’s a big part of why we are in this mess.

244 Killgore Trout  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:37:10pm

re: #236 LudwigVanQuixote

I’m also particularly interested to see all those righteous ex-lizards who flounced over LGF not supporting Glenn Beck and the Tea Parties. They all claimed to be fighting jihad and supporting Israel. Sooner or later they’re going to realize their heroes think 9-11 was an inside job by zionist Jewish bankers.

245 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:37:41pm

re: #198 Stanley Sea

Oh that is EXCELLENT

Alison Brosh is a genius.

246 ihateronpaul  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:40:57pm

meh.

all I want for christmas is a republican party that embraces science

cue guffaws

247 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:44:37pm

re: #246 ihateronpaul

I think they’re going to have to suffer some terrible losses at the ballot box before they answer that wake up call.

248 Fozzie Bear  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:48:55pm

I find it ironic thatre: #241 Slumbering Behemoth

If you have any links to support that all of those portions are known to be false, I’ll be more than happy to look at them.

Personally, I consider chemical weapons to be WMDs, but that may just be a matter of opinion.

Gladly. Lets break the list down into pieces.

* Iraq’s noncompliance with the conditions of the 1991 cease fire, including interference with weapons inspectors. - clearly true.
* Iraq’s alleged weapons of mass destruction, and programs to develop such weapons, posed a “threat to the national security of the United States and international peace and security in the Persian Gulf region.” - false. No such weapons were found either by inspectors before, or after the invasion. They were alleged to exist, and never found.
* Iraq’s “brutal repression of its civilian population.” - true.
* Iraq’s “capability and willingness to use weapons of mass destruction against other nations and its own people”. - You can’t use what you don’t have.
* Iraq’s hostility towards the United States as demonstrated by the alleged 1993 assassination attempt of former President George H. W. Bush, and firing on coalition aircraft enforcing the no-fly zones following the 1991 Gulf War. - true, but 10+ years old. Not relevant to regional or global security in 2001 and later. Certainly one hell of a personal grudge, however.
* Members of al-Qaeda, an organization bearing responsibility for attacks on the United States, its citizens, and interests, including the attacks that occurred on September 11, 2001, are known to be in Iraq. - false, and ridiculously so. There was never any evidence for this claim.
* Iraq’s “continu[ing] to aid and harbor other international terrorist organizations,” including anti-United States terrorist organizations. - once again, there was never e=any evidence for this claim.
* The efforts by the Congress and the President to fight terrorists, and those who aided or harbored them. - irrelevant for obvious reasons.
* The authorization by the Constitution and the Congress for the President to fight anti-United States terrorism. - once again… there was no AQ/Iraq link ever substantiated by evidence,
* Citing the Iraq Liberation Act of 1998, the resolution reiterated that it should be the policy of the United States to remove the Saddam Hussein regime and promote a democratic replacement. - hard to argue with this one.

So, what does that leave?


* Iraq’s noncompliance with the conditions of the 1991 cease fire, including interference with weapons inspectors.
* Iraq’s “brutal repression of its civilian population.” - true.
* Iraq’s “willingness to use weapons of mass destruction (that it does not possess) against other nations and its own people”.
* Iraq’s hostility towards the United States as demonstrated by the alleged 1993 assassination attempt of former President George H. W. Bush, and firing on coalition aircraft enforcing the no-fly zones following the 1991 Gulf War.
* Citing the Iraq Liberation Act of 1998, the resolution reiterated that it should be the policy of the United States to remove the Saddam Hussein regime and promote a democratic replacement.

If you care to provide substantiation that hasn’t already been totally refuted for the deleted items, go ahead. Otherwise, I ask you if what remains is really sufficient reason for war.

249 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:49:07pm

Sliv_the_eli has an excellent minipage.

The official position of the PA is that the Jews have no connection to the Western Wall. That is something like telling Muslims that they have no connection to Mecca.

littlegreenfootballs.com

I wrote this once a while back here:

For those who claim that Israel does not want peace, they really need to consider the Temple mount.

In Judaism, there is only one Temple.

The one in Jerusalem, the one where we believe Abraham took Isaac, the one that was the center of our faith, the place where our Tradition teaches the very presence of G-d manifested itself in the Holy of Holies.

There is no more sacred place to us in the world.

Yet we leave two Mosques squat on top of it.

If the Muslims had ever taken the Vatican and turned it into a Mosque, how long would the Catholics let it remain so if they got it back? How long would Haiga Sophia stay a mosque if the Greeks ever got it back?

How long would the Muslims let there be a Church in Mecca?

Yet,

We leave those structures squat on our holiest site - even when we know it was built specifically to announce Islam’s supremacy over us and all other faiths. I will be clear. I have nothing against mosques, but that one is a painful abomination to my nation.

Yet,

We would rather have peace.

Anyone who thinks that Israel and the Jews have not sacrificed for peace is a fool. We have given our dearest blood.

250 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:50:43pm

re: #244 Killgore Trout

I’m also particularly interested to see all those righteous ex-lizards who flounced over LGF not supporting Glenn Beck and the Tea Parties. They all claimed to be fighting jihad and supporting Israel. Sooner or later they’re going to realize their heroes think 9-11 was an inside job by zionist Jewish bankers.

It isn’t as if the writing is not firmly on the wall. I wonder how many of them will flip lock step into openly hating Jews. Certainly, amongst the far right, it will become obvious. Those Jews who allied with these abominations will feel in a very bad place indeed.

251 researchok  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:53:53pm

re: #250 LudwigVanQuixote

It isn’t as if the writing is not firmly on the wall. I wonder how many of them will flip lock step into openly hating Jews. Certainly, amongst the far right, it will become obvious. Those Jews who allied with these abominations will feel in a very bad place indeed.

Another convergence between far right and far left.

252 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:56:51pm

re: #248 Fozzie Bear

I’ll repeat, if you have any links to support that all of those portions are known to be false, I’ll be more than happy to look at them.

Personally, I consider chemical weapons to be WMDs, but that may just be a matter of opinion.

I’ll check back later to see if you’ve provided any credible sources.

In the mean time, if I don’t see you before tomorrow, have a happy Thanksgiving. Get fat and happy, and enjoy your family.

253 Renaissance_Man  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 1:57:12pm

re: #244 Killgore Trout

I’m also particularly interested to see all those righteous ex-lizards who flounced over LGF not supporting Glenn Beck and the Tea Parties. They all claimed to be fighting jihad and supporting Israel. Sooner or later they’re going to realize their heroes think 9-11 was an inside job by zionist Jewish bankers.

Remember, one of the peculiar powers of Conservative cultists is to hold two dichotomous ideas to both be true simultaneously. It is, in fact, Orwellian doublethink. They can hate government health care and love Medicare. They can hate Mexican immigrants and like that nice Hispanic family down the street. It would not surprise me in the least that they can hate ‘liberals’ for being 9/11 truthers, while loving Glenn Beck and Andrew Napolitano, because they hate liberals too.

254 PT Barnum  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:01:14pm

This is how you tell Fred Phelps to piss off.

255 JeffFX  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:05:56pm

re: #252 Slumbering Behemoth

I’ll repeat, if you have any links to support that all of those portions are known to be false, I’ll be more than happy to look at them.

Personally, I consider chemical weapons to be WMDs, but that may just be a matter of opinion.

I’ll check back later to see if you’ve provided any credible sources.

In the mean time, if I don’t see you before tomorrow, have a happy Thanksgiving. Get fat and happy, and enjoy your family.

As far as I know, the chemical weapons in Iraq were all old, and the claim that Saddam was developing them and was in imminent threat was untrue.

Some Republicans pretended that finding old shells meant Bush and Powell’s claim that they knew weapons were being developed was true, but that was completely unrelated.

Some say they lied, others say they were mistaken, some think the weapons are in Syria, but I don’t think anyone has any evidence that the claims of wmd development were true.

256 PT Barnum  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:07:28pm

Anybody been catching the Salon.com top 30 list of political hacks?

Pretty entertaining.

Top 10 includes Richard Cohen, Maureen Dowd and Mark Halperin.

The Hack Thirty

1. Richard Cohen
2. Mark Halperin
3. Thomas Friedman
4. David Broder
5. Marty Peretz
6. Marc Thiessen
7. Jonah Goldberg
8. Maureen Dowd
9. Laura Ingraham
10. Peggy Noonan
11. George Will
12. John Fund
13. Roger Simon
14. David Ignatius
15. Mort Zuckerman
16. Michael Barone
17. Bill Kristol
18. Tina Brown
19. Joe Klein
20. Howard Fineman
21. S.E. Cupp
22. Tucker Carlson
23. Howard Kurtz
24. Dana Milbank
25. Mickey Kaus
26. Jeffrey Goldberg
27. Pat Caddell
28. Andrew Malcolm
29. Matt Bai
30. David Brooks

257 PT Barnum  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:08:38pm

re: #255 JeffFX

As far as I know, the chemical weapons in Iraq were all old, and the claim that Saddam was developing them and was in imminent threat was untrue.

Some Republicans pretended that finding old shells meant Bush and Powell’s claim that they knew weapons were being developed was true, but that was completely unrelated.

Some say they lied, others say they were mistaken, some think the weapons are in Syria, but I don’t think anyone has any evidence that the claims of wmd development were true.

The problem was that going to war was a foregone conclusion and that all they were doing was throwing things up against the wall and seeing what would stick long enough to let them do what they had wanted to do regardless.

258 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:10:00pm

re: #252 Slumbering Behemoth

Chemical weapons are more inefficient at killing people than conventional explosives are. If chemical weapons are WMDs, then so are artillery shells.

The other portions that were bolded are also known to be untrue. Saddam provided a tiny portion of support for Palestinian terrorism. Saudia Arabia, including members of the House of Saud, have provided far, far more support for terrorism.


docs.google.com


Al Queda was the enemy of Saddam Hussein and did not operate in any significant way in Iraq prior to the invasion.

mcclatchydc.com

Etc. etc.

259 Amory Blaine  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:11:43pm

First they cry because Christmas is too commercialized. Then they cry that Christmas isn’t in your face enough. Is there a greater group of whiners in this country than conservatives? I highly doubt it.

260 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:15:45pm

re: #259 Amory Blaine

This is year 2200 or so of successfully avoiding the crass commercialization of Hanukkah.

261 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:16:57pm

re: #260 Obdicut

This is year 2200 or so of successfully avoiding the crass commercialization of Hanukkah.

Yeah, but you have to watch out for all of those Yom Kippur adds, sales, specials, and claymation programs on the networks.

262 JeffFX  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:17:25pm

re: #257 PT Barnum

The problem was that going to war was a foregone conclusion and that all they were doing was throwing things up against the wall and seeing what would stick long enough to let them do what they had wanted to do regardless.

This does appear to be the case. I really wish McCain had won the 2000 primary, but we can’t change the past, so I just hope that somehow the region winds up better off in the long-term because of what we did.

263 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:21:01pm

re: #261 LudwigVanQuixote

I’ve got a great idea for a Yom Kippur special— five or six guys sitting around talking about how hungry they are and apologizing to each other for having not having stayed in better touch during the past year.

Now that’s entertainment!

264 Varek Raith  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:21:03pm

re: #258 Obdicut

Every weapon is a WMD!
/

265 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:21:52pm

re: #263 Obdicut

I’ve got a great idea for a Yom Kippur special— five or six guys sitting around talking about how hungry they are and apologizing to each other for having not having stayed in better touch during the past year.

Now that’s entertainment!

Why aren’t they in schul?!?! Aipikorous!

266 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:23:18pm

Fox has manufactured this outrage about the TSA security procedures in an effort to make it easier for terrorists to board planes and pull off terrorist attacks. Remember, a Saudi prince, Alwaleed bin Talal, owns a fair share of New Corp, and has already exerted pressure on Fox to minimize some reportage during the aftermath of 9/11.

Fox is trying to compromise the security of the United States and then Beck and company will blame all of it on the Jews.
//

267 SteveC  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:24:24pm

re: #4 Varek Raith

And the Capital Building. Looks an awful lot like a boob.
-Peter Griffin

re: #10 CuriousLurker

Dude, it has a DOME!!11!

My last girlfriend had small domes - makes me jealous!

268 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:25:06pm

re: #265 LudwigVanQuixote

Well, they got into their hometown to go to services, but they’re stuck in an airport because they couldn’t get a rabbinical decision on whether passing through a security gate completes a circuit.

269 brookly red  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:25:42pm

Just popping in to wish everyone a great holiday… and that is all. See ya!

270 Varek Raith  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:25:57pm

re: #268 Obdicut

Well, they got into their hometown to go to services, but they’re stuck in an airport because they couldn’t get a rabbinical decision on whether passing through a security gate completes a circuit.

I don’t get it.
But my gut is telling me to laugh.
:)

271 SteveC  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:26:48pm

re: #261 LudwigVanQuixote

Yeah, but you have to watch out for all of those Yom Kippur adds, sales, specials, and claymation programs mines on the networks.

// Claymation Mines only appear on the Palestinian networks, mind you.

272 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:28:03pm

re: #265 LudwigVanQuixote

re: #263 Obdicut

I’ve got a great idea for a Yom Kippur special— five or six guys sitting around talking about how hungry they are and apologizing to each other for having not having stayed in better touch during the past year.

Now that’s entertainment!

Why aren’t they in schul?!?! Aipikorous!

They ARE in shul!

273 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:30:42pm

I went with a friend to a service one Yom Kippur. There was one guy there who my friend said every service would always take a candy bar out of his pocket and munch on it discreetly— except on Yom Kippur, when he fasted. During the service, this old guy’s hand would stray to inside his jacket, and every time he found the absence of the candy bar, the perfect picture of woe and deprivation would pass across his face.

It was pretty adorable.

274 Tiny alien kittens are watching you  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:36:09pm

re: #264 Varek Raith

Every weapon is a WMD!
/

Sure, haven’t you heard about reloading? With proper care and maintenance you can probably use the same FMJ bullet to shoot at least three or four people (provided it doesn’t hit anything hard enough to fracture it). And the same cases probably 10 times before they stress fracture…

Oh wait. you were talking about weapons that kill thousands in one deployment and are used for terrorism right? Oops my bad…

///

275 sliv_the_eli  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 2:58:47pm

re: #249 LudwigVanQuixote

re: #249 LudwigVanQuixote

We would rather have peace.

Anyone who thinks that Israel and the Jews have not sacrificed for peace is a fool. We have given our dearest blood.

Sadly, we shall continue to have to do so. I am reminded of a conversation I had shortly after the 2006 Lebanon War began with an elderly cousin, since deceased, who lived in Haifa. When I telephoned to ask how she was holding up in the face of Hizb-allah’s rocket barrage, she resignedly told me that she was “Fine. It has always been this way, and always will be. We are used to it.” Golda Meir’s lament remains true and, as the PA reaffirmed, will sadly remain true: There will be peace when the Arabs love their children more than they hate us.
Though I am skeptical, lu yehi, may that day come soon.

276 sliv_the_eli  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 3:05:26pm

And with that, my best wishes to all for a happy, healthy and safe Thanksgiving.

277 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 3:27:22pm

re: #272 Alouette

re: #263 Obdicut

I’ve got a great idea for a Yom Kippur special— five or six guys sitting around talking about how hungry they are and apologizing to each other for having not having stayed in better touch during the past year.

Now that’s entertainment!

Why aren’t they in schul?!?! Aipikorous!

They ARE in shul!

I love you!

278 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 3:58:56pm

One rule for the mindless droids that loyally vote Republican and get worked up over The CULTURE WARZZZ, another rule for the guys manipulating them

Bizness as usual!

279 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 4:01:24pm

re: #259 Amory Blaine

First they cry because Christmas is too commercialized. Then they cry that Christmas isn’t in your face enough. Is there a greater group of whiners in this country than conservatives? I highly doubt it.

I never care about the commercialization of Christmas. Commercialize away! I like kitsch, it’s fun and obnoxious. I like techno remixes of Christmas songs, I like fake trees and trashy ornaments. I love Christmas. Awesome!


also the more Christmas is commercialized, the more cool sparkly lighting shows up at 75% off the day after Xmas

280 Eclectic Infidel  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 4:09:47pm

re: #9 Varek Raith

Made in China

Well of course *you’d* say that, you, you, you godless non-American!!1!
/
I’m wired on fatigue so I’m having a couple of beers to wind down.

How are you?

281 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 4:51:31pm

re: #273 Obdicut

I went with a friend to a service one Yom Kippur. There was one guy there who my friend said every service would always take a candy bar out of his pocket and munch on it discreetly— except on Yom Kippur, when he fasted. During the service, this old guy’s hand would stray to inside his jacket, and every time he found the absence of the candy bar, the perfect picture of woe and deprivation would pass across his face.

It was pretty adorable.

My favorite rabbi would sometimes walk through the shul during Yom Kippur services, and take lunch orders.


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