Age of Hooper at the Inauguration
Age of Hooper (The) has lots of interesting photos and video from the inauguration that you won’t see in the mainstream media.
Age of Hooper (The) has lots of interesting photos and video from the inauguration that you won’t see in the mainstream media.
3 | MandyManners Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:03:08pm |
One Nation under a Groove! I like that one.
5 | MandyManners Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:03:40pm |
BTW, I wonder if the miitary had radiation-detection devices in place.
6 | FurryOldGuyJeans Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:03:59pm |
That sign is just the thing the FMSM loves to display to pillory Conservatives and Christians as rubes and lunatics.
8 | Killgore Trout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:04:24pm |
"Baby killing women, Porno freaks, sports nuts, drunks, Homos, Jesus mockers, Mormons..."
I'm 3 out of 7. Not bad, eh?
9 | notutopia Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:04:35pm |
Obama Lifting Bush Abortion Funding Ban
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]
10 | Killgore Trout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:04:49pm |
re: #3 MandyManners
I liked that one too.
11 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:05:08pm |
Just put this on the last thread, but more relevant to this one.
Just heard one of the dark princes of hedge funds, former George Soros partner Jim Rogers, just thrash Obama and his economic team, and then he took Geithner outside for a chain whipping.
The only story on it so far is from the Beeb itself, which spared Obama and focused on Geithner.
Obama's economic team attacked
A well-known investor has attacked the record of President Obama's nominee for Treasury Secretary, Timothy Geithner.Jim Rogers, a former partner of George Soros, told the BBC that the new administration was "run by people who caused the latest financial problems".
He said Mr Geithner and Larry Summers, due to head the National Economic Council, have been wrong for 15 years.
"These people don't know what they're doing," he said. Mr Rogers is seen as influential in financial markets.
13 | MandyManners Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:05:29pm |
That guy with the sign attacking "rebellious women" is a wife-beater, I guarantee you.
14 | Killgore Trout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:05:56pm |
re: #7 spacejesus
I didn't make it past 50%. Looks like you get a hotter room in hell.
15 | Kragar Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:06:34pm |
17 | Kragar Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:07:01pm |
re: #8 Killgore Trout
"Baby killing women, Porno freaks, sports nuts, drunks, Homos, Jesus mockers, Mormons..."
I'm 3 out of 7. Not bad, eh?
Which 3?
18 | SanFranciscoZionist Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:07:05pm |
re: #6 FurryOldGuyJeans
That sign is just the thing the FMSM loves to display to pillory Conservatives and Christians as rubes and lunatics.
So is this what the MSM didn't show us, or what they love to show us? I'm so confused.
19 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:07:18pm |
20 | Oh no...Sand People! Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:07:24pm |
Whew...made the list.
Got nervous for a second.
21 | FurryOldGuyJeans Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:07:39pm |
22 | SpaceJesus Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:07:40pm |
re: #14 Killgore Trout
I didn't make it past 50%. Looks like you get a hotter room in hell.
well if hell apparently is where this guy isn't going, then it can't be too bad
23 | Killgore Trout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:07:43pm |
re: #17 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Guess.
24 | MandyManners Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:07:55pm |
Ooh. Hooper has the video of Jew-hating Malley.
26 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:08:44pm |
Hey - this is my 7,000th post.
Is there a ritual dance I should do or something?
27 | Kragar Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:08:47pm |
28 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:09:03pm |
I'm a lot of things, but "sports nut" isn't one of them.
29 | FurryOldGuyJeans Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:09:07pm |
re: #18 SanFranciscoZionist
So is this what the MSM didn't show us, or what they love to show us? I'm so confused.
Normally snapshots of that sign would make the rounds of all the media outlets within hours. That they are ignoring it is so much out of character.
30 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:09:08pm |
re: #13 MandyManners
That guy with the sign attacking "rebellious women" is a wife-beater, I guarantee you.
totally.
31 | SanFranciscoZionist Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:09:15pm |
re: #8 Killgore Trout
"Baby killing women, Porno freaks, sports nuts, drunks, Homos, Jesus mockers, Mormons..."
I'm 3 out of 7. Not bad, eh?
Uh, I'm, I think, around 1.25, unless not being a Christian automatically makes you a Jesus mocker. I don't think I mock, though.
32 | Oh no...Sand People! Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:09:27pm |
re: #28 Occasional Reader
I'm a lot of things, but "sports nut" isn't one of them.
I second that one.
33 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:09:32pm |
re: #26 karmic_inquisitor
Hey - this is my 7,000th post.
Is there a ritual dance I should do or something?
SWEET! happy 7000.
35 | HelloDare Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:10:05pm |
Hey, big fat guy with the sign. You forgot to list GLUTTONS.
36 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:10:31pm |
re: #13 MandyManners
That guy with the sign attacking "rebellious women" is a wife-beater, I guarantee you.
We can only hope that any "rebellious women" in his life are learning Krav Maga at this very moment.
37 | freedombilly Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:11:04pm |
Boy that sign sure covers it. But I think he forgot Zionist Lizards!
38 | Mich-again Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:11:08pm |
Whats up with the fatass calling drunks sinners?
39 | Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret) Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:11:16pm |
Great Photo Report, Hooper, not Zombie level, but no one does it like Zombie.
40 | SanFranciscoZionist Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:11:43pm |
re: #36 Occasional Reader
We can only hope that any "rebellious women" in his life are learning Krav Maga at this very moment.
Perhaps while he's at the inauguration they're changing the locks.
41 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:11:51pm |
I did see the PETA Plushies, the day before the Inauguration.
42 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:12:16pm |
You know, the guy puts "Judgment Coming" as his warning.
By what is on his sign, haven't these people already been judged?
43 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:12:23pm |
re: #35 HelloDare
Hey, big fat guy with the sign. You forgot to list GLUTTONS.
Speaking of gluttony, I just got back from my FAVORITE Mexican restaurant where I had Margaritas for dinner. I then got the munchies and realized that whipped cream, swiss cheese and pecans kind of complement each other, if eaten in the proper order.
44 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:13:14pm |
Based on the logotypes on the sign, "porno freaks" look like they have the most fun.
45 | FurryOldGuyJeans Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:13:39pm |
re: #43 bellamags
Speaking of gluttony, I just got back from my FAVORITE Mexican restaurant where I had Margaritas for dinner. I then got the munchies and realized that whipped cream, swiss cheese and pecans kind of complement each other, if eaten in the proper order.
Gotta start craving pickles and ice cream soon?
46 | Kragar Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:14:10pm |
re: #44 Occasional Reader
Based on the logotypes on the sign, "porno freaks" look like they have the most fun.
We do.
48 | MJ Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:15:04pm |
Well, speaking of crazy crap, anyone see this "public service" announcement?
"Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore Gather Celebrity Pals For 'Presidential Pledge' Video
Ashlee Simpson, Diddy and others offer their service to President Barack Obama in the clip."
It's a hoot. Hollywood offers to pledge to make the world a better place. Watch the video.
[Link: www.mtv.com...]
These people are insane.
49 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:15:11pm |
Actually, I'm 0 for 7 on that guy's sign (by my lights, anyway). Does that mean I'm going to heaven?
51 | HelloDare Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:15:58pm |
re: #43 bellamags
Speaking of gluttony, I just got back from my FAVORITE Mexican restaurant where I had Margaritas for dinner. I then got the munchies and realized that whipped cream, swiss cheese and pecans kind of complement each other, if eaten in the proper order.
Sounds good. It would make a good sign.
WARNING
Margaritas
Whipped Cream
Swiss Cheese
Pecans
JUDGMENT COMING!
52 | rawmuse Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:15:59pm |
re: #49 Occasional Reader
Actually, I'm 0 for 7 on that guy's sign (by my lights, anyway). Does that mean I'm going to heaven?
No, it means you ARE the guy with the sign, right?
53 | jaunte Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:16:19pm |
re: #44 Occasional Reader
They made a mistake and used the 'Lurching Zombies' font for Porno Freaks.
54 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:16:20pm |
55 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:16:54pm |
re: #51 HelloDare
Sounds good. It would make a good sign.
WARNING
Margaritas
Whipped Cream
Swiss Cheese
Pecans
JUDGMENT COMING!
LOL. makes perfect sense.
56 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:17:04pm |
re: #8 Killgore Trout
"Baby killing women, Porno freaks, sports nuts, drunks, Homos, Jesus mockers, Mormons..."
I'm 3 out of 7. Not bad, eh?
If I get a sex change, become lesbian, convert to Mormonism and have an abortion I could cover them all.
57 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:17:20pm |
58 | 3 wood Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:17:24pm |
Speaking of Democratic party freak shows, Illinois Gov. Blago's family income just dropped a bit.:
Homeless Agency Fires Illinois First Lady From $100G Job
CHICAGO -- A Chicago homeless agency has fired Illinois' first lady from her $100,000-a-year job as its chief fundraiser.
The Chicago Tribune and Chicago Sun-Times reported Wednesday on their Web sites that the Chicago Christian Industrial League exercised a termination clause of Patti Blagojevich's contract Tuesday.
I guess they did not need a foul mouthed witch as a fund raiser.
59 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:17:33pm |
60 | David IV of Georgia Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:17:38pm |
I'm pretty sure I used to live down the street (Smith Co. Rd. 450) from the
"Warning Baby Killing Women ... Judgment coming!" people. Hard to miss their place (or compound in MSM terminology). They had crudely written signs posted outside their place with similar dire warnings. Their cars had such warnings crudely spray painted on the sides. I wonder if they still have their "Black schoolbus that prophesies doom." I got to see them kicked out of a local grocery store once. I've seen the "Black bus of doom" that they used to drive around in Texas in Washington, D. C. a couple of times, so it probably is them.
61 | HelloDare Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:17:54pm |
I left something out. Sorry.
WARNING
Margaritas
Whipped Cream
Swiss Cheese
Sports Nuts
JUDGMENT COMING!
62 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:18:12pm |
re: #52 rawmuse
No, it means you ARE the guy with the sign, right?
Nah. I'm thinner, and usually better-dressed.
63 | SanFranciscoZionist Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:18:13pm |
Totally OT, one of my college friends is about to get engaged. I can't tell my mom or talk about it to any of our girlfriends until it's official, although my husband figured it out since you cannot have a private conversation over the phone in an apartment this size.
I can tell you guys! You don't know me! You don't know her! Yeee-hah!
I feel much better now. I wonder if this is how Midas' barber felt.
65 | Mezzetino Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:18:27pm |
Sports Freaks?
Wha....?
Makes you kinda wonder what kind of sports we're talking about here...
66 | Kragar Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:18:33pm |
re: #48 MJ
Well, speaking of crazy crap, anyone see this "public service" announcement?
"Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore Gather Celebrity Pals For 'Presidential Pledge' Video
Ashlee Simpson, Diddy and others offer their service to President Barack Obama in the clip."It's a hoot. Hollywood offers to pledge to make the world a better place. Watch the video.
[Link: www.mtv.com...]These people are insane.
Its brainwashing propaganda.
Its all BS touchy feely be a good person terms with subtle reminders saying serve Obama and pledge yourself to him.
68 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:19:11pm |
re: #50 buzzsawmonkey
The notion of going to DC simply to be a dust mote in this "historic event" is absolutely incomprehensible to me.
Actually, I kind of "get" that.
69 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:19:16pm |
re: #56 jcm
If I get a sex change, become lesbian, convert to Mormonism and have an abortion I could cover them all.
Well I consider myself a lesbian trapped in a man's body - does that count?
70 | Kragar Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:19:46pm |
re: #65 Mezzetino
Sports Freaks?
Wha....?
Makes you kinda wonder what kind of sports we're talking about here...
Thats obvious.
Curling
71 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:20:11pm |
72 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:20:12pm |
re: #63 SanFranciscoZionist
Totally OT, one of my college friends is about to get engaged. I can't tell my mom or talk about it to any of our girlfriends until it's official, although my husband figured it out since you cannot have a private conversation over the phone in an apartment this size.
I can tell you guys! You don't know me! You don't know her! Yeee-hah!
I feel much better now. I wonder if this is how Midas' barber felt.
SHE IS!
Not to THAT guy!
Tell me it isn't SO!
ARRRGGGH!
73 | jaunte Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:20:19pm |
75 | 3 wood Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:20:43pm |
By the way I heard this evening that Obama's $850 billion spending package made it out of committee tonight.
76 | Sharmuta Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:20:47pm |
What a prime example of the type of religious "conservative" that drives people away from our tent. But maybe he's a paulbot.
77 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:20:51pm |
re: #67 albusteve
couldnt take my eyes off the Hummer....
I'll take "Bill Clinton Quotes" for $200, Alex.
78 | SanFranciscoZionist Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:20:52pm |
re: #70 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Thats obvious.
Curling
I love curling! Women's curling! They wear full make-up while they scoot the rock down the ice!
79 | Bubbaman Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:20:57pm |
While I appreciate the inaugural photos, perhaps people should see what happened the day before when the moonbats descended.
80 | outsidephilly Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:21:00pm |
re: #63 SanFranciscoZionist
Totally OT, one of my college friends is about to get engaged. I can't tell my mom or talk about it to any of our girlfriends until it's official, although my husband figured it out since you cannot have a private conversation over the phone in an apartment this size.
I can tell you guys! You don't know me! You don't know her! Yeee-hah!
I feel much better now. I wonder if this is how Midas' barber felt.
Ya-HOOOO, we're gonna have a wedding!
81 | Vicious Babushka Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:21:10pm |
re: #26 karmic_inquisitor
Hey - this is my 7,000th post.
Is there a ritual dance I should do or something?
I'm coming on 6,000.
82 | Oh no...Sand People! Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:21:11pm |
83 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:21:35pm |
re: #76 Sharmuta
What a prime example of the type of religious "conservative" that drives people away from our tent. But maybe he's a paulbot.
He is the blimp.
84 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:21:36pm |
re: #70 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Thats obvious.
Curling
that's a game for sissies...I wear a buzz cut just so you know
85 | razorbacker Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:21:38pm |
87 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:22:07pm |
Might I say that as a Dallasite, and a life long Cowboys fanatic, I am appalled at the pic of that man w/the Blue Star knit hat....all I can say is, the effect of moving out of Texas is well, taken a toll on his brain. :-)
88 | FurryOldGuyJeans Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:22:12pm |
Biden Takes Shot at Roberts for Flubbing Presidential Oath
Flub-Meister Biden has no room to talk about anyone else's gaffes.
89 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:22:32pm |
91 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:22:41pm |
92 | outsidephilly Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:22:42pm |
93 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:22:46pm |
94 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:22:55pm |
95 | jaunte Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:23:05pm |
re: #76 Sharmuta
His typography has a kind of Westboro Baptist vibe.
96 | MandyManners Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:23:10pm |
98 | swamprat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:23:14pm |
So we have to put up with Obama
AND face "judgment"?
That doesn't seem fair. Isn't that some sort of double jeopardy?
And why do the Mormons have to be in "judgment" with all those others? I mean, that could be one hell of a party! The Mormons would certainly feel out of place.
99 | J.D. Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:23:17pm |
re: #88 FurryOldGuyJeans
Biden Takes Shot at Roberts for Flubbing Presidential Oath
Flub-Meister Biden has no room to talk about anyone else's gaffes.
Did anyone else hear MLK, Jr. say, in his speech, something about "when Obama takes the office of oaf..."?
100 | gman Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:23:21pm |
I wonder if this is one of the Strip preachers:
Webber acknowledged he has carried more provocative signs, such as one that warns "Jesus mockers, baby-killing women, 'homos,' drunkards, liberals, Mormons" to repent.
101 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:23:30pm |
102 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:23:32pm |
re: #82 Oh no...Sand People!
that woman needs meds. shes schizophrenic.
103 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:23:55pm |
104 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:23:59pm |
re: #82 Oh no...Sand People!
Check out this dudes sister.
[Video]/
NUKE ALL THE UNBORN GAY WHALES FOR JESUS!
105 | FurryOldGuyJeans Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:24:24pm |
re: #71 Occasional Reader
HE'S NOT REALLY LEGALLY THE PRESIDENT!
/Nirth Certifikit, Part Deux
re: #73 jaunte
Was there a Certrificate of Authentricity for that?
From the link at my #88:
His presidency is unaffected, however. In the unlikely event he'd be challenged as president, the case ultimately would end up in Roberts' court.
106 | logboy Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:24:33pm |
Lets have a poll here at LGF. Which category to you fit into? I'm going for Drunk.
107 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:25:08pm |
re: #106 logboy
Lets have a poll here at LGF. Which category to you fit into? I'm going for Drunk.
Me too.
108 | Sharmuta Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:25:13pm |
OMG! The sandwich board sign is even worse! Rebellious Women?!
109 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:25:22pm |
re: #106 logboy
Lets have a poll here at LGF. Which category to you fit into? I'm going for Drunk.
really? me too. LOL
110 | SanFranciscoZionist Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:25:27pm |
I like the picture of the two little kids (girls?) swathed to the eyeballs in purple.
111 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:25:32pm |
It's like one massive singularity of insanity...my brain is bleeding.
112 | FurryOldGuyJeans Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:25:50pm |
re: #108 Sharmuta
OMG! The sandwich board sign is even worse! Rebellious Women?!
Mandy has already weighed in on that one.
113 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:25:51pm |
re: #96 MandyManners
Oh, that is rich.
Well check this out - Obama inauguration sets record for private jets.
114 | 3 wood Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:25:58pm |
"Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
DeanWormer
115 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:26:06pm |
re: #108 Sharmuta
what's up with "good people"? why is he warning them?
116 | Sharmuta Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:26:13pm |
[Link: ageofhooper.typepad.com...]
Even Good People need to look out- holy hell, what's wrong with these people?!
117 | SpaceJesus Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:26:32pm |
I will make it this weekend's goal to try and do as many of those things on that guy's sign at the same time as I physically can
118 | Taqiyyotomist Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:26:36pm |
Have not read the thread, but did anyone see this at the bottom of the post at Age of Hooper?
Here is part of a video I took during the American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee Conference in DC, June 2007. There were three speakers at the morning conference: Robert Malley, Sarah Roy (an anti-Israel academic), and Alif Safieh (a Palestinian diplomat).
One of the speakers, Robert Malley, has come into the news lately as a "senior foreign policy adviser" for the upcoming Obama administration. He is speaking about the current state of the Palestinian National Movement, and is advising them regarding their future strategies and how to package their message for US consumption.
There's some interesting stuff here ... he seems to speak highly of Arafat at times, and is anxious for Fatah and Hamas to come together under a single program and work together. Near the end he speaks somewhat darkly of the reasons why Congress votes the way it does, viz.: "... for all the reasons, and we know the reasons ...", and what a "solution" to the problem would be, viz.: "I think most of us in this room know what a solution would look like if there is going to be a viable and fair solution, we could get into the details, but I don't think that's a mystery anymore ..."
Scary times.
119 | SanFranciscoZionist Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:26:36pm |
re: #106 logboy
Lets have a poll here at LGF. Which category to you fit into? I'm going for Drunk.
I have my drunk moments, but I'm going for Rebellious Woman. My husband will back me up on this.
120 | Irenike Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:26:37pm |
#11 Karmic_Inquisitor
Thank you for posting this tidbit about Jim Roger's criticism of Obama's picks to head up the National Economic Council. I have a lot of respect for Rogers. I read his book "Investment Biker," and I was impressed with his insight into the economic problems he saw when he visited various countries on his motorcycle. The guy is savvy and understands why less government is better. I hope more voices like him are heard as Obama plots to throw wrenches into the American economy.
121 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:26:44pm |
122 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:26:46pm |
re: #113 karmic_inquisitor
Well check this out - Obama inauguration sets record for private jets.
Snicker snicker...so I guess it wouldn't hurt for me to get a nice cheap car or SUV, right?
124 | SanFranciscoZionist Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:27:14pm |
re: #115 angrymimi
what's up with "good people"? why is he warning them?
I was baffled by that, but I assume that they will also be judged, they'll just come out of it better. I guess.
125 | jaunte Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:27:18pm |
re: #116 Sharmuta
[Link: ageofhooper.typepad.com...]
Even Good People need to look out- holy hell, what's wrong with these people?!
"Sign of the Loser"
126 | rawmuse Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:27:18pm |
re: #106 logboy
Lets have a poll here at LGF. Which category to you fit into? I'm going for Drunk.
I am a drunk, but having already had my lifetime quotient, now abstain.
And I used to subscribe to Playboy, about 25 years ago. But, just for the columns, you know. Used to like the 49ers when Bill Walsh was around. 3 out of 7 for me.
127 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:27:31pm |
re: #115 angrymimi
what's up with "good people"? why is he warning them?
I've seen all good people turn their heads each day; so satisfied I'm on my way.
128 | jamgarr Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:27:33pm |
re: #117 SpaceJesus
I will make it this weekend's goal to try and do as many of those things on that guy's sign at the same time as I physically can
Your nic gives you a good start
129 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:27:33pm |
130 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:27:39pm |
re: #108 Sharmuta
OMG! The sandwich board sign is even worse! Rebellious Women?!
dont get snippy you....
131 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:27:45pm |
re: #119 SanFranciscoZionist
I have my drunk moments, but I'm going for Rebellious Woman. My husband will back me up on this.
Ohhhh! I am changing my category choice to "Rebellious Woman"; my whole family will swear to it.
132 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:28:04pm |
re: #108 Sharmuta
OMG! The sandwich board sign is even worse! Rebellious Women?!
Mandy says the guy is a wife-beater.
I think probably so, too.
134 | Oh no...Sand People! Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:28:40pm |
re: #117 SpaceJesus
I will make it this weekend's goal to try and do as many of those things on that guy's sign at the same time as I physically can
Awesome. The Elders will be at your door on Saturday.
/...they actually might...it could happen...
135 | Crimsonfisted Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:28:45pm |
They all look cold. Since I live in Florida.
Ha.Ha.Ha.
Damn Al Gore and his global warming! :)
136 | rawmuse Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:28:57pm |
re: #108 Sharmuta
OMG! The sandwich board sign is even worse! Rebellious Women?!
Repent! O, thy temptress from the sulphuric depths of damnation!
LOL!
137 | MandyManners Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:28:58pm |
re: #106 logboy
Lets have a poll here at LGF. Which category to you fit into? I'm going for Drunk.
I'm a Rebellious Woman.
138 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:29:06pm |
re: #115 angrymimi
what's up with "good people"? why is he warning them?
What is a "worker of iniquity"?
139 | FurryOldGuyJeans Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:29:12pm |
re: #133 pat
Looks like he ran out of room on that sign.
Ran out of working brain cells a long time ago
140 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:29:14pm |
I wonder what that guy considers rebellious.
141 | lawhawk Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:29:20pm |
re: #50 buzzsawmonkey
I was discussing that with the Mrs. yesterday. Unless you've got a VIP seat, you're going to see things better from your tv at home than you would in the blistering cold of standing out with other folks. Then again, it's the idea of belonging to a group that gets people to go to these things.
I never did the Times Square thing either, though I'm sure I wish I did when I was younger. Now? Not so much... I get to watch Dorian Gray Dick Clark on TV... and that works for me.
142 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:29:24pm |
re: #106 logboy
Lets have a poll here at LGF. Which category to you fit into? I'm going for Drunk.
80% Jesus mocker, 20% homo (not gay, but not as masculine as some of my colleagues...feh).
143 | jamgarr Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:29:36pm |
Judge lots, lest you be judged
/I think he needs to re-read that chapter
144 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:29:50pm |
re: #140 bellamags
I wonder what that guy considers rebellious.
Any woman who does not bow to his every command and demand.
145 | TheMatrix31 Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:29:54pm |
Any other incidents where Barack disrespected the military besides the "air-raiding" comments and not attending the ball?
146 | logboy Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:30:04pm |
re: #129 bellamags
both?
Ok, as a new rule you can combine two categories. I'm going for drunk porno freak. Any Jesus mocking Mormons?
147 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:30:15pm |
re: #138 reine.de.tout
What is a "worker of iniquity"?
Am not sure, but it sounds like "union" work.
148 | David IV of Georgia Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:30:19pm |
re: #106 logboy
Lets have a poll here at LGF. Which category to you fit into? I'm going for Drunk.
Sometimes, considering the source, it is a compliment to be told that you are "damned and going to hell". I remember a coworker that alway felt he must turn every conversation into a lecture on religion. I knew I finally got him to understand what I balieved the day he called me a heretic.
150 | FurryOldGuyJeans Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:30:31pm |
re: #140 bellamags
I wonder what that guy considers rebellious.
Not totally compliant......think a Muslim man's ideal woman without the burkha.
151 | Crimsonfisted Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:30:34pm |
152 | Sharmuta Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:30:48pm |
re: #119 SanFranciscoZionist
I have my drunk moments, but I'm going for Rebellious Woman. My husband will back me up on this.
I'm "rebellious woman" as well. LGFers will back me up on this. :D
153 | lawhawk Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:30:53pm |
re: #122 davinvalkri
I think it's rather more telling that given that so many of those following Obama fell into the Green camp, the aftermath of their presence on the Mall was nothing short of walking out to Fresh Kills landfill. It was a mess. Did anyone ever tell these folks to clean up after themselves? And they want to tell the rest of us what to do? Ha!
154 | jaunte Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:31:08pm |
re: #144 reine.de.tout
My bet is he's been recently warned about falling behind on his child support payments.
155 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:31:11pm |
re: #138 reine.de.tout
What is a "worker of iniquity"?
"Iniquity" means something like "injustice, evil, yadda yadda." But who knows what that kook defines as evil?
156 | MandyManners Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:31:22pm |
re: #113 karmic_inquisitor
Well check this out - Obama inauguration sets record for private jets.
What a bunch of pretentious idiots.
157 | Crimsonfisted Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:31:26pm |
158 | Kragar Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:31:28pm |
re: #106 logboy
Lets have a poll here at LGF. Which category to you fit into? I'm going for Drunk.
I'm guessing I'd be in Porno Freak Jesus Mocker category because I do enjoy my hard core pornography and would make fun of these assholes all night long.
159 | FurryOldGuyJeans Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:31:29pm |
re: #146 logboy
Ok, as a new rule you can combine two categories. I'm going for drunk porno freak. Any Jesus mocking Mormons?
That leaves the porno freak homos.
160 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:31:32pm |
re: #144 reine.de.tout
Any woman who does not bow to his every command and demand.
Eeeeww. If he was hot, well maybe. But not that guy.
/
161 | Mich-again Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:31:37pm |
IIRC, I have committed approximately 7 of the sandwich board sins.
162 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:31:44pm |
re: #152 Sharmuta
I'm "rebellious woman" as well. LGFers will back me up on this. :D
Of course you are.
Now go make me a sandwich.
KIDDING!
163 | Kragar Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:31:48pm |
164 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:31:49pm |
165 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:31:49pm |
re: #153 lawhawk
I think it's rather more telling that given that so many of those following Obama fell into the Green camp, the aftermath of their presence on the Mall was nothing short of walking out to Fresh Kills landfill. It was a mess. Did anyone ever tell these folks to clean up after themselves? And they want to tell the rest of us what to do? Ha!
They want the rest of us to "volunteer for community service", to do things, like, clean up parks and, I guess, maybe the Mall.
166 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:32:00pm |
re: #144 reine.de.tout
Any woman who does not bow to his every command and demand.
I'm hungry.
Have you got any bacon and beans over yonder?
Good, I'll email my address and a road map.
And bring some firewood.
/on second thought, I'll send someone else's address
167 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:32:02pm |
re: #146 logboy
Ok, as a new rule you can combine two categories. I'm going for drunk porno freak. Any Jesus mocking Mormons?
I'll do it...
168 | mikalm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:32:04pm |
I'm none of the things on the sign. Although because I enjoy social imbibing, I'm sure he'd classify me as a "Drunk."
(And dig the horror-movie script he used for "Porno Freaks"!)
169 | Taqiyyotomist Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:32:06pm |
re: #65 Mezzetino
Sports Freaks?
Wha....?
Makes you kinda wonder what kind of sports we're talking about here...
If it's soccer, I can kinda see... :P
170 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:32:07pm |
re: #108 Sharmuta
OMG! The sandwich board sign is even worse! Rebellious Women?!
Are you rebellious?
;-)
171 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:32:35pm |
re: #153 lawhawk
I think it's rather more telling that given that so many of those following Obama fell into the Green camp, the aftermath of their presence on the Mall was nothing short of walking out to Fresh Kills landfill. It was a mess. Did anyone ever tell these folks to clean up after themselves? And they want to tell the rest of us what to do? Ha!
That seems to happen a lot at parties that involve some sort of environmental message. Practice what you preach, maybe?
173 | Bloodnok Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:32:40pm |
174 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:32:41pm |
re: #166 pre-Boomer Marine brat
I'm hungry.
Have you got any bacon and beans over yonder?
Good, I'll email my address and a road map.
And bring some firewood./on second thought, I'll send someone else's address
So, some poor slob is gonna get an earful, and it won't be you?
175 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:32:47pm |
177 | mikalm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:33:02pm |
re: #148 David IV of Georgia
the day he called me a heretic.
Calling an Eastern Orthodox a "heretic" is like saying the Constitution is "un-American"!
179 | MandyManners Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:33:05pm |
re: #140 bellamags
I wonder what that guy considers rebellious.
Probably any woman who can read, wears shoes, is not pregnant all the time and is not chained to the stove.
180 | MJ Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:33:22pm |
Give that dog a medal:
"Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital after being mauled by his own 'clinically depressed' pet dog."
Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital after being mauled by his own 'clinically depressed' pet dog.
The 76-year-old statesman was savaged by his white Maltese dog - which suffers from frenzied fits and is being treated with anti-depressants.
The animal, named Sumo, had become increasingly violent over the past years and was prone to making 'vicious, unprovoked attacks', Chirac's wife Bernadette said.
[Link: www.dailymail.co.uk...]
181 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:33:32pm |
re: #175 OldLineTexan
Would you like one of our brochures?
Your responses are so unexpected - I laugh out loud every time!
182 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:33:33pm |
I'd be happy to be a "worker of iniquity", but it sounds like too much work.
183 | Oh no...Sand People! Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:33:37pm |
re: #146 logboy
Ok, as a new rule you can combine two categories. I'm going for drunk porno freak. Any Jesus mocking Mormons?
'Aye'.
*raises arm*...
184 | Kragar Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:33:48pm |
185 | Mich-again Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:33:56pm |
Fat sandwich board guy has become my wallpaper! What a great photo!
187 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:34:01pm |
re: #174 reine.de.tout
So, some poor slob is gonna get an earful, and it won't be you?
LOL!
Good comeback!
188 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:34:29pm |
re: #179 MandyManners
Probably any woman who can read, wears shoes, is not pregnant all the time and is not chained to the stove.
LOL. you are my fave, Mandy.
189 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:34:31pm |
190 | jamgarr Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:34:32pm |
re: #182 Occasional Reader
I'd be happy to be a "worker of iniquity", but it sounds like too much work.
But you can do it from your den!
191 | esch Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:34:32pm |
192 | MandyManners Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:34:32pm |
re: #162 Occasional Reader
Of course you are.
Now go make me a sandwich.
KIDDING!
Eat your fucking Corn Flakes.
194 | A Man for all Seasons Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:34:36pm |
re: #152 Sharmuta
I'm "rebellious woman" as well. LGFers will back me up on this. :D
Sorry Sharm..That doesn't fit you..Not a rebellious woman..
more like a very smart..well spoken, well read, honest woman..
I have enjoyed reading your posts since this summer...
195 | Silhouette Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:34:46pm |
re: #180 MJ
Get out! That is hilarious. Is this The Onion?
196 | SanFranciscoZionist Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:35:14pm |
I don't know--I just don't know how stringent Sign Dude's standards are. I mean, I've been known to swipe male relatives Playboys, and read the articles. Does it make me a 'porno freak' if I also pause to glance at Miss January and mutter "totally airbrushed"?
197 | solomonpanting Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:35:15pm |
198 | Bloodnok Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:35:21pm |
re: #182 Occasional Reader
I'd be happy to be a "worker of iniquity", but it sounds like too much work.
I iniquity from home. Teleiniquiting is very rewarding and saves money too.
199 | esch Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:35:24pm |
200 | formercorpsman Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:35:35pm |
re: #63 SanFranciscoZionist
Hey, give the future husband my email address, I need to talk to him.
201 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:35:41pm |
re: #195 Silhouette
Get out! That is hilarious. Is this The Onion?
The truth is stranger than satire, I suppose.
202 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:35:41pm |
re: #154 jaunte
My bet is he's been recently warned about falling behind on his child support payments.
Or, he's angry that he has to be unemployed so Family Services can't find him and garnish his wages for the back child support he owes.
203 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:35:51pm |
re: #142 davinvalkri
80% Jesus mocker, 20% homo (not gay, but not as masculine as some of my colleagues...feh).
Make sure to join a drum circle before judgment day - that should cut you down to 10%. Then you only have 1 hit - Saint Pete won't gig you for 10%.
204 | Vicious Babushka Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:36:09pm |
re: #197 solomonpanting
Everyone gets judged.
Signboard Man is just pissed he's not doing the judging.
205 | Mich-again Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:36:10pm |
re: #180 MJ
I have eaten hamburgers bigger than a Maltese dog.
And one of them runts put Jacques Chirac in the hospital? BWAHAHAHAHA!
206 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:36:12pm |
re: #194 HoosierHoops
Sorry Sharm..That doesn't fit you..Not a rebellious woman..
more like a very smart..well spoken, well read, honest woman..
I have enjoyed reading your posts since this summer...
Hoops, you are so chivalrous.
207 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:36:30pm |
208 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:36:46pm |
re: #197 solomonpanting
Everyone gets judged.
WELL then, here's come the judge, here comes the judge!
209 | yochanan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:36:52pm |
on that sign if you only have two strikes are you still OUT?
210 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:36:59pm |
re: #180 MJ
Give that dog a medal:
"Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital after being mauled by his own 'clinically depressed' pet dog."
Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital after being mauled by his own 'clinically depressed' pet dog.
The 76-year-old statesman was savaged by his white Maltese dog - which suffers from frenzied fits and is being treated with anti-depressants.
The animal, named Sumo, had become increasingly violent over the past years and was prone to making 'vicious, unprovoked attacks', Chirac's wife Bernadette said.
[Link: www.dailymail.co.uk...]
Talk about Karmic Retribution.
That reads like the Onion.
211 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:37:00pm |
212 | Silhouette Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:37:00pm |
OT - watching 24 and there is a scary line
"Presidents don't make new friends. That is why they lean on their old ones."
Who are Obama's old friends?
213 | Oh no...Sand People! Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:37:05pm |
re: #204 Alouette
Signboard Man is just pissed he's not doing the judging.
Imagine a Koran in that guys hands...
214 | rawmuse Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:37:17pm |
I've worked on the Sabbath. I am hoping that they grade that one on a curve.
215 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:37:17pm |
re: #180 MJ
Give that dog a medal:
"Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital after being mauled by his own 'clinically depressed' pet dog."
Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital after being mauled by his own 'clinically depressed' pet dog.
The 76-year-old statesman was savaged by his white Maltese dog - which suffers from frenzied fits and is being treated with anti-depressants.
The animal, named Sumo, had become increasingly violent over the past years and was prone to making 'vicious, unprovoked attacks', Chirac's wife Bernadette said.
[Link: www.dailymail.co.uk...]
Heh. I saw this on Taranto. Why didn't Chirac surrender?
216 | mikalm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:37:28pm |
217 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:37:30pm |
re: #212 Silhouette
OT - watching 24 and there is a scary line
"Presidents don't make new friends. That is why they lean on their old ones."
Who are Obama's old friends?
O... not good
218 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:37:34pm |
re: #208 angrymimi
WELL then, here's come the judge, here comes the judge!
That's Here come da Judge.
/Flip, I miss you
219 | Kragar Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:38:02pm |
re: #214 rawmuse
I've worked on the Sabbath. I am hoping that they grade that one on a curve.
I've worked while listening to Sabbath. How does that work?
220 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:38:05pm |
re: #203 karmic_inquisitor
Make sure to join a drum circle before judgment day - that should cut you down to 10%. Then you only have 1 hit - Saint Pete won't gig you for 10%.
I'll go with my own drum, thank you; there is such a thing as too much percussion.
221 | solomonpanting Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:38:23pm |
re: #208 angrymimi
WELL then, here's come the judge, here comes the judge!
I thought that but knew someone would post it.
222 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:38:25pm |
Now, "Baby killing women"... does that refer to women who kill babies, or a particular baby who kills women?
223 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:38:28pm |
224 | yochanan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:38:36pm |
re: #158 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
BEER, SPORTS, AND GIRLS. I WOULD SAY THAT IS A 2.5 RATING
225 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:38:49pm |
re: #214 rawmuse
I've worked on the Sabbath. I am hoping that they grade that one on a curve.
money loving pervert....
226 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:38:58pm |
re: #212 Silhouette
OT - watching 24 and there is a scary line
"Presidents don't make new friends. That is why they lean on their old ones."
Who are Obama's old friends?
Let's see now . . .
Ayers
Wright
Father Phlegm
227 | Sharmuta Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:39:16pm |
re: #194 HoosierHoops
Sorry Sharm..That doesn't fit you..Not a rebellious woman..
more like a very smart..well spoken, well read, honest woman..
I have enjoyed reading your posts since this summer...
Aww- you're very kind. But there are men (and women!) that would find those qualities rebellious because it's not a woman's "place".
And yet I was scolded the other day for saying sexism is alive and well. This guy is obviously an extremist, but there is more subtle forms of sexism out there, and I'm going to continue to work against it. But- that's what us rebellious women do.
228 | Silhouette Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:39:18pm |
A teeny dog, taking pills for depression, kicks the ex-president of France's butt.
Forget the Onion, this is like an old Simpsons episode.
229 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:39:23pm |
re: #222 Occasional Reader
Now, "Baby killing women"... does that refer to women who kill babies, or a particular baby who kills women?
Probably supposed to refer to abortion or something, particularly if there's a dropped hyphen where I think there is.
230 | MJ Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:39:28pm |
re: #215 Occasional Reader
Heh. I saw this on Taranto. Why didn't Chirac surrender?
Can you see the headline?
French Prime Minister surrenders to a poodle?
231 | rawmuse Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:39:32pm |
232 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:39:36pm |
re: #189 angrymimi
That dude is seriously scary....
I'm an evangelical Christian. They scare me too. And my life harder, those freaks become the public face of my faith to many people.
For information purposes, the gospel is not about scaring the shit out of people. When folks do that, they're missing big parts of the whole idea.
233 | MandyManners Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:39:42pm |
234 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:39:49pm |
re: #222 Occasional Reader
Now, "Baby killing women"... does that refer to women who kill babies, or a particular baby who kills women?
too many Chuckie movies will rot your brain
235 | Kragar Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:39:59pm |
re: #222 Occasional Reader
Now, "Baby killing women"... does that refer to women who kill babies, or a particular baby who kills women?
I think he is saying a particular baby who goes around killing women. I think Weekly World News had an article on it
236 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:40:28pm |
re: #220 davinvalkri
I'll go with my own drum, thank you; there is such a thing as too much percussion.
No way!
MORE COWBELL!
237 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:40:30pm |
re: #232 jcm
I'm an evangelical Christian. They scare me too. And my life harder, those freaks become the public face of my faith to many people.
For information purposes, the gospel is not about scaring the shit out of people. When folks do that, they're missing big parts of the whole idea.
Amen to that.
238 | Oh no...Sand People! Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:40:34pm |
re: #226 reine.de.tout
Let's see now . . .
Ayers
Wright
Father Phlegm
Whenever I read that name I always think of Fflewddur Fflam.
/Loved Lloyd Alexander
239 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:40:43pm |
re: #222 Occasional Reader
Now, "Baby killing women"... does that refer to women who kill babies, or a particular baby who kills women?
Where's JCM?
You see, this is the kind of confusion that can ensue when one doesn't properly use punctuation.
240 | Silhouette Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:40:55pm |
re: #229 davinvalkri
Probably supposed to refer to abortion or something, particularly if there's a dropped hyphen where I think there is.
Women getting an abortion no longer have a hyphen.
241 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:40:57pm |
re: #229 davinvalkri
Probably supposed to refer to abortion or something, particularly if there's a dropped hyphen where I think there is.
Yeah, yeah, I know, just playin'.
242 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:41:04pm |
re: #231 rawmuse
But, it was in a church!
that's even worse probably...change your name and grow a beard....soon!
243 | Mich-again Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:41:04pm |
This is the same kind of dog that attacked Jacques Chirac and put him in the hospital. Maltese
If a little dog like that ever attacked you, how would you even know?
244 | Ringo the Gringo Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:41:25pm |
This jerk sure gets around. I have pictures of him in LA (that's him with the "Homo Sex is Sin" sign)...I think zombie has pictures of him in Denver too.
245 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:41:37pm |
re: #240 Silhouette
Women getting an abortion no longer have a hyphen.
...I'm sorry? Is there a pun there I'm not getting?
246 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:41:40pm |
247 | freetoken Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:41:50pm |
re: #235 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
I think he is saying a particular baby who goes around killing women. I think Weekly World News had an article on it
Yes, but that was the alien baby that was going around killing women.
248 | rawmuse Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:41:51pm |
re: #242 albusteve
that's even worse probably...change your name and grow a beard....soon!
They didn't say WHICH Sabbath. Hmm...
249 | esch Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:41:55pm |
OK who slipped the acid in my soup:
ACLU to sue Twin Cities charter school that caters to Muslims
This CAN'T be real.
250 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:42:06pm |
251 | SteveC Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:42:15pm |
What's his gripe against sports nuts? His team lose the series or something?
/Bro.... you'll get 'em next year!
252 | jamgarr Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:42:23pm |
Saw a t-shirt last weekend that said "Fear the Walken!"
253 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:42:25pm |
254 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:42:33pm |
re: #239 reine.de.tout
Where's JCM?
You see, this is the kind of confusion that can ensue when one doesn't properly use punctuation.
*sheepishly raises hand*
Here!
Yes ma'am, I'll remember my punctuation.
255 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:42:46pm |
re: #232 jcm
I'm an evangelical Christian. They scare me too. And my life harder, those freaks become the public face of my faith to many people.
For information purposes, the gospel is not about scaring the shit out of people. When folks do that, they're missing big parts of the whole idea.
I was raised evangelical. I was never taught that commando tactics was not christian.
I would have loved to have spoken with that guy to find out what his "faith" is and what organization he belongs to....besides the "nut house".
256 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:42:50pm |
re: #213 Oh no...Sand People!
Imagine a Koran in that guys hands...
He wouldn't wear a signboard - he'd wear a suicide vest.
257 | Jim in Virginia Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:43:02pm |
I have three kids on my staff at work- all Hokies, 24 to 29. (I'm the geezer.) Two of them went downtown yesterday. They were talking about it today. I'm glad they were excited and intterested enough to go but I simply. could. not. engage. in that discussion.
The other geezer in the office is my age and that rarest of creatures, a DC Republican. He's also tactful. He said today that he was having a hard time adusting to a President younger than he is.
258 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:43:09pm |
An aside; yep, confirmed. I'm feeling too lazy to clean the pistol. Manhana.
259 | mikalm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:43:13pm |
260 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:43:18pm |
re: #239 reine.de.tout
Where's JCM?
You see, this is the kind of confusion that can ensue when one doesn't properly use punctuation.
Yes, I agree. JCM should be educated in the art of the coma.
262 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:43:43pm |
re: #239 reine.de.tout
Where's JCM?
You see, this is the kind of confusion that can ensue when one doesn't properly use punctuation.
Are you saying that JCM is one of those types that eats, shoots, and leaves?
263 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:43:46pm |
re: #245 davinvalkri
...I'm sorry? Is there a pun there I'm not getting?
Lord have mercy, boy. I say, did someone put a sticker on your biology book? Did you miss gymn class on the day of The Talk? Kids these days!
264 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:43:59pm |
265 | Mich-again Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:44:13pm |
266 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:44:23pm |
re: #253 Occasional Reader
Wow. That is some seriously embarrassing shit. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
not as bad as Jimmys rabbit attack....but he's French after all
267 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:44:23pm |
re: #260 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Yes, I agree. JCM should be educated in the art of the coma.
Is that "coma" or "comma"?
268 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:44:27pm |
269 | Sharmuta Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:44:32pm |
re: #251 SteveC
What's his gripe against sports nuts? His team lose the series or something?
/Bro.... you'll get 'em next year!
Perhaps he thinks sports fans are worshipping false idols?
270 | Bloodnok Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:44:39pm |
re: #262 Occasional Reader
Are you saying that JCM is one of those types that eats, shoots, and leaves?
JCM is a panda?
271 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:44:49pm |
re: #263 OldLineTexan
Lord have mercy, boy. I say, did someone put a sticker on your biology book? Did you miss gymn class on the day of The Talk? Kids these days!
Uh, nope. But I don't remember any part of female anatomy being named something that sounds like "hyphen".
273 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:45:06pm |
274 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:45:23pm |
re: #260 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Yes, I agree. JCM should be educated in the art of the coma.
And looks like you need a lesson or three in spelling. sheesh.
275 | Kragar Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:45:29pm |
276 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:45:29pm |
re: #262 Occasional Reader
Are you saying that JCM is one of those types that eats, shoots, and leaves?
THAT PANDA'S PISTOL WAS CLEAN
277 | logboy Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:45:30pm |
re: #247 freetoken
Yes, but that was the alien baby that was going around killing women.
Alien is no longer PC, its now "illegal immigrant".
278 | mikalm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:45:30pm |
re: #255 angrymimi
I was raised evangelical. I was never taught that commando tactics was not christian.
I would have loved to have spoken with that guy to find out what his "faith" is and what organization he belongs to....besides the "nut house".
Well, that's probably because, according to the fat sandwich-sign dude, you, me, JCM, David IV, and various other Lizards are all "fake Christians."
279 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:45:38pm |
re: #271 davinvalkri
Uh, nope. But I don't remember any part of female anatomy being named something that sounds like "hyphen".
Apparently you were absent the day they covered that....no pun intended!
280 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:46:04pm |
re: #247 freetoken
Yes, but that was the alien baby that was going around killing women.
That or the Baby Flying Spaghetti Monster avenging the death of Dad.
281 | Silhouette Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:46:09pm |
282 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:46:21pm |
re: #267 angrymimi
Is that "coma" or "comma"?
Yes.
? ... :D ... I'm waiting for jcm to see it and respond
283 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:46:39pm |
re: #271 davinvalkri
Uh, nope. But I don't remember any part of female anatomy being named something that sounds like "hyphen".
Did you ever read the Evelyn Waugh novel Maidenhead Removed?
284 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:46:40pm |
285 | jaunte Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:46:41pm |
re: #277 logboy
Alien is no longer PC, its now "illegal immigrant".
Now that O-ness is on us, it's "Citizen of the Universe."
287 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:47:02pm |
re: #278 mikalm
Well, that's probably because, according to the fat sandwich-sign dude, you, me, JCM, David IV, and various other Lizards are all "fake Christians."
Um...correction to my post..."I was never taught commando tactics", that would have been unchristian.
I apologize
288 | lawhawk Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:47:05pm |
re: #244 Ringo the Gringo
This jerk sure gets around. I have pictures of him in LA (that's him with the "Homo Sex is Sin" sign)...I think zombie has pictures of him in Denver too.
Professional protester. Figures.
289 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:47:10pm |
re: #271 davinvalkri
Uh, nope. But I don't remember any part of female anatomy being named something that sounds like "hyphen".
/sigh
"Hymen"
To be fair, it's not usually a permanent part of the female anatomy.
/and I was just pullin' your Leghorn, back there
290 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:47:17pm |
re: #274 reine.de.tout
And looks like you need a lesson or three in spelling. sheesh.
... :D ... see my #282
291 | jamgarr Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:47:18pm |
292 | Jim in Virginia Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:47:29pm |
re: #239 reine.de.tout
Where's JCM?
You see, this is the kind of confusion that can ensue when one doesn't properly use punctuation.
Have you read "Eats Shoots and Leaves"?
293 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:47:33pm |
294 | swamprat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:47:49pm |
re: #271 davinvalkri
Uh, nope. But I don't remember any part of female anatomy being named something that sounds like "hyphen".
They are rare.
295 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:48:00pm |
re: #289 OldLineTexan
/sigh
"Hymen"
To be fair, it's not usually a permanent part of the female anatomy.
/and I was just pullin' your Leghorn, back there
where does it go?....
296 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:48:15pm |
297 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:48:24pm |
298 | solomonpanting Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:48:33pm |
re: #257 Jim in Virginia
The other geezer in the office is my age and that rarest of creatures, a DC Republican. He's also tactful. He said today that he was having a hard time adusting to a President younger than he is.
It's a first for me, too.
299 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:48:33pm |
300 | lawhawk Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:48:34pm |
re: #277 logboy
Alien is no longer PC, its now "illegal immigrant".
It's actually undocumented immigrant.
Illegal alien was deemed too aggressive (and accurate).
301 | logboy Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:48:49pm |
WTF? This ad just showed up on Facebook.
Are you in?
Starbucks supports the call for national service. Pledge five volunteer hours and we’ll give you a free Tall coffee. Learn more.
303 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:49:03pm |
re: #289 OldLineTexan
/sigh
"Hymen"
To be fair, it's not usually a permanent part of the female anatomy.
/and I was just pullin' your Leghorn, back there
It's alright. You learn something new every day, I suppose.
304 | Silhouette Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:49:28pm |
re: #295 albusteve
where does it go?....
The same place all those runaway socks go when they escape the dryer, I'll bet.
305 | Mich-again Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:49:35pm |
re: #296 OldLineTexan
Dammit, Mich. Let the women rebel a bit. Sheesh.
Let them rebel a bit and next thing you know they want a pair of shoes!
306 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:49:52pm |
307 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:49:55pm |
re: #289 OldLineTexan
/sigh
"Hymen"
To be fair, it's not usually a permanent part of the female anatomy.
/and I was just pullin' your Leghorn, back there
Is leghorn part of the male anatomy?
308 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:50:07pm |
re: #255 angrymimi
I was raised evangelical. I was never taught that commando tactics was not christian.
I would have loved to have spoken with that guy to find out what his "faith" is and what organization he belongs to....besides the "nut house".
I'm sorry to say many, many Christians only see their faith as an insurance policy against going to hell. The miss what the Apostle Paul call the pursuit and the growth in Life. This is very personal, spiritual relationship with God. Screaming at people, telling them they are doomed, insulting them, is not the way to introduce them to this relationship.
Our "great commission" is bring as many as possible into this relationship. Folks like this alienate more than they attract, failing the commission.
309 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:50:11pm |
re: #301 logboy
WTF? This ad just showed up on Facebook.
Are you in?
Starbucks supports the call for national service. Pledge five volunteer hours and we’ll give you a free Tall coffee. Learn more.
Seriously?
310 | Oh no...Sand People! Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:50:13pm |
re: #278 mikalm
Well, that's probably because, according to the fat sandwich-sign dude, you, me, JCM, David IV, and various other Lizards are all "fake Christians."
fake Christian = Mormon©™®
/Got that one covered.
311 | Bloodnok Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:50:14pm |
re: #304 Silhouette
The same place all those runaway socks go when they escape the dryer, I'll bet.
Sockaucus, New Jersey.
312 | FloridaAnole Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:50:20pm |
re: #8 Killgore Trout
"Baby killing women, Porno freaks, sports nuts, drunks, Homos, Jesus mockers, Mormons..."
I'm 3 out of 7. Not bad, eh?
Sign doesn't mention Honcos?
313 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:50:28pm |
314 | jamgarr Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:50:33pm |
re: #302 rawmuse
What union are the Workers of Iniquity in?
International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs and Nuclear Technicians
315 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:50:41pm |
re: #308 jcm
I'm sorry to say many, many Christians only see their faith as an insurance policy against going to hell. The miss what the Apostle Paul call the pursuit and the growth in Life. This is very personal, spiritual relationship with God. Screaming at people, telling them they are doomed, insulting them, is not the way to introduce them to this relationship.
Our "great commission" is bring as many as possible into this relationship. Folks like this alienate more than they attract, failing the commission.
Amen and amen.
316 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:50:46pm |
re: #292 Jim in Virginia
Have you read "Eats Shoots and Leaves"?
And, "Dumbology,
and "Joy of Lex"
and "More Joy of Lex"
and "Words - A Connoisseur's Collection of Old and New, Weird and Wonderful, Useful and Outlandish",
and "The Portable Curmudgeon"
317 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:50:47pm |
re: #301 logboy
WTF? This ad just showed up on Facebook.
Are you in?
Starbucks supports the call for national service. Pledge five volunteer hours and we’ll give you a free Tall coffee. Learn more.
could you provide a link?
318 | A Man for all Seasons Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:50:50pm |
re: #227 Sharmuta
Aww- you're very kind. But there are men (and women!) that would find those qualities rebellious because it's not a woman's "place".
And yet I was scolded the other day for saying sexism is alive and well. This guy is obviously an extremist, but there is more subtle forms of sexism out there, and I'm going to continue to work against it. But- that's what us rebellious women do.
Well I could not agree with you more..My Mother was a very strong woman..She was a great athlete and a great golfer..She was the kindest women you would ever met..In a matter of a few words she could trash talk a man into the fetal position...Everything I ever learned about talk'ng I learned from mom...:)
319 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:50:57pm |
320 | MandyManners Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:51:03pm |
re: #305 Mich-again
Let them rebel a bit and next thing you know they want a pair of shoes!
An to larn me sum edumacashun.
321 | lawhawk Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:51:09pm |
re: #311 Bloodnok
Sockaucus, New Jersey.
So that's why they never could find Hoffa! They were looking in the wrong place. /
322 | Cato the Elder Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:51:20pm |
re: #13 MandyManners
That guy with the sign attacking "rebellious women" is a wife-beater, I guarantee you.
More like a girlfriend-beater. Who would marry that goat?
323 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:51:32pm |
324 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:51:53pm |
re: #299 Occasional Reader
So THAT'S where the clitoris is...
////really, ////
Reminds me of when I was doing some work in France. I was there computer mice with the little finger wheel started showing up. A French guy in an adjacent office got a new desktop which came with such a mouse. He motions me over and says - "Look, it now has a clitoris."
Only the French.
325 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:51:55pm |
re: #311 Bloodnok
Sockaucus, New Jersey.
Which is right near that town immortalized by the Rolling Stones:
War, children
It's just Piscataway
It's just Piscataway
326 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:52:04pm |
327 | Silhouette Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:52:11pm |
re: #301 logboy
WTF? This ad just showed up on Facebook.
Are you in?
Starbucks supports the call for national service. Pledge five volunteer hours and we’ll give you a free Tall coffee. Learn more.
Is it really volunteering if you are paid in coffee?
328 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:52:11pm |
re: #260 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Yes, I agree. JCM should be educated in the art of the coma.
Consciousness is over rated.....
329 | jaunte Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:52:13pm |
re: #316 reine.de.tout
Have you read this one? It's pretty funny.
[Link: www.amazon.com...]
330 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:52:35pm |
re: #301 logboy
WTF? This ad just showed up on Facebook.
Are you in?
Starbucks supports the call for national service. Pledge five volunteer hours and we’ll give you a free Tall coffee. Learn more.
If true, that's not much of a reward for five hours of your time. Is Starbucks getting desperate?
331 | Inquisitive Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:52:44pm |
re: #179 MandyManners
Probably any woman who can read, wears shoes, is not pregnant all the time and is not chained to the stove.
Yea...that's me....I am a Rebellious Women.....hear me ROAR.....
332 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:52:45pm |
re: #308 jcm
I'm sorry to say many, many Christians only see their faith as an insurance policy against going to hell. The miss what the Apostle Paul call the pursuit and the growth in Life. This is very personal, spiritual relationship with God. Screaming at people, telling them they are doomed, insulting them, is not the way to introduce them to this relationship.
Our "great commission" is bring as many as possible into this relationship. Folks like this alienate more than they attract, failing the commission.
No gazillions of updings -- just an acknowledgement of a very respectful solitary one!
/all I have to give
333 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:52:53pm |
re: #324 karmic_inquisitor
Reminds me of when I was doing some work in France. I was there computer mice with the little finger wheel started showing up. A French guy in an adjacent office got a new desktop which came with such a mouse. He motions me over and says - "Look, it now has a clitoris."
Only the French.
I will never EVER look at my mouse the same way.
334 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:52:56pm |
336 | nyc redneck Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:53:07pm |
i'm sick of crazy people.
maybe he was joking.
it is a funny sign.
337 | Vicious Babushka Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:53:11pm |
re: #264 davinvalkri
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! How cuuuute! And how humiliating for Chirac! What the heck is he in hospital for, a little cut?
My neighbors have two pit bulls, and one of those Maltese things. Which dog do you think is the most aggressive? The pits for the most part are kept under control, but the little fucking hairball runs loose, craps everywhere, and barks. all. night. long.
I hate that fucking hairball.
338 | Jim in Virginia Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:53:24pm |
re: #316 reine.de.tout
And, "Dumbology,
and "Joy of Lex"
and "More Joy of Lex"
and "Words - A Connoisseur's Collection of Old and New, Weird and Wonderful, Useful and Outlandish",
and "The Portable Curmudgeon"
Jon Winokur is a gift.
339 | rawmuse Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:53:28pm |
340 | logboy Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:53:30pm |
re: #309 angrymimi
Starbucks and HandsOn Network are launching a campaign to support the President-elect’s call for national service. Working together, we can create the change we all wish to see.
From January 21-25, 2009, you’ll be able to find local volunteer opportunities at [Link: pledge5.starbucks.com....] You’ll see how you can:
- support a local food bank
- provide skills to a nonprofit
- clean up your community
- walk or run for a cause
- mentor a child or teen
- help a local family in need
And during those five days, when you pledge 5 hours for the charity or cause of your choice, Starbucks will salute your work and dedication with a free Tall brewed cup of coffee in participating U.S. Starbucks stores (not valid at airports or Barnes & Noble locations). It’s just a small token of gratitude for the big work we can all do together.
341 | Inquisitive Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:53:39pm |
re: #331 Inquisitive
Yea...that's me....I am a Rebellious Women.....hear me ROAR.....
OOPPPSSS....Woman...not Women
342 | SteveC Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:53:54pm |
re: #269 Sharmuta
Perhaps he thinks sports fans are worshipping false idols?
Our Father,
who art in Pittsburgh...
343 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:54:10pm |
344 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:54:13pm |
345 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:54:14pm |
re: #307 bellamags
Is leghorn part of the male anatomy?
I say, that's just not right! Where's that Dawg? Dawg!
346 | logboy Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:54:20pm |
re: #340 logboy
Fuck Starbucks. I will never buy another drink from them ever again.
347 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:54:33pm |
re: #329 jaunte
Have you read this one? It's pretty funny.
[Link: www.amazon.com...]
No, but I just ordered it for $0.01 plus $3.99 shipping!
Looking forward to it.
348 | rawmuse Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:54:38pm |
Sports are played on Sundays. They even have Hail Mary passes.
349 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:54:47pm |
re: #327 Silhouette
Is it really volunteering if you are paid in coffee?
It ain't if it's monkey poop coffee. MMMMMMM.
350 | pink freud Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:54:50pm |
re: #317 bellamags
could you provide a link?
Here's the bizjournal's article on Starbucks free coffee
Good evening all!
352 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:55:17pm |
353 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:55:18pm |
re: #328 jcm
Consciousness is over rated.....
uuu ... WHA ?
Sorry, you woke me up.
What was that you said?
354 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:55:24pm |
re: #340 logboy
Starbucks and HandsOn Network are launching a campaign to support the President-elect’s call for national service. Working together, we can create the change we all wish to see.
From January 21-25, 2009, you’ll be able to find local volunteer opportunities at [Link: pledge5.starbucks.com....] You’ll see how you can:
- support a local food bank
- provide skills to a nonprofit
- clean up your community
- walk or run for a cause
- mentor a child or teen
- help a local family in needAnd during those five days, when you pledge 5 hours for the charity or cause of your choice, Starbucks will salute your work and dedication with a free Tall brewed cup of coffee in participating U.S. Starbucks stores (not valid at airports or Barnes & Noble locations). It’s just a small token of gratitude for the big work we can all do together.
oh HAIL no. I am now boycotting Starbux. no more cappuccino. : (
355 | Sharmuta Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:55:27pm |
re: #348 rawmuse
Sports are played on Sundays. They even have Hail Mary passes.
We were on the same train of thought, there.
356 | Silhouette Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:55:35pm |
re: #337 Alouette
My neighbors have two pit bulls, and one of those Maltese things. Which dog do you think is the most aggressive? The pits for the most part are kept under control, but the little fucking hairball runs loose, craps everywhere, and barks. all. night. long.
I hate that fucking hairball.
Pack it up and mail it to France.
357 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:55:38pm |
358 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:55:41pm |
359 | MJ Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:55:49pm |
re: #337 Alouette
My neighbors have two pit bulls, and one of those Maltese things. Which dog do you think is the most aggressive? The pits for the most part are kept under control, but the little fucking hairball runs loose, craps everywhere, and barks. all. night. long.
I hate that fucking hairball.
Years ago, I had a landlady who had a Chihuahua. I wanted to string up that animal by the neck.
360 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:56:05pm |
re: #340 logboy
- provide skills to a nonprofit
Okay. The Second Amendment Foundation. That's what you guys had in mind, right?
/crickets
Hey, where's my free coffee?!
361 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:56:13pm |
re: #340 logboy
Starbucks and HandsOn Network are launching a campaign to support the President-elect’s call for national service. Working together, we can create the change we all wish to see.
From January 21-25, 2009, you’ll be able to find local volunteer opportunities at [Link:
362 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:56:25pm |
re: #338 Jim in Virginia
Jon Winokur is a gift.
I love the "acknowledgements" - "The following well-meaning persons insisted on trying to help: . . . "
LOL
364 | jaunte Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:56:51pm |
United Iniquity Workers Stall Contract Negotiations.
Demands for regular abomination, baseness, unmetered heinousness, immorality, and 30 minutes more weekly miscreancy.
365 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:56:52pm |
re: #359 MJ
Years ago, I had a landlady who had a Chihuahua. I wanted to string up that animal by the neck.
noooooooooooo. chi chi's are sweet. they are just different.
366 | rawmuse Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:57:06pm |
I don't mind volunteering. I have been doing it for decades.
Just don't MAKE me do it, thank you very much.
367 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:57:21pm |
re: #351 Sharmuta
You must
praytoss 5 Hail Marys....
Dan Pastorini? Izzat you? Dan, I've missed you. Please come back to Houston, Dan.
368 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:57:29pm |
369 | esch Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:57:30pm |
re: #340 logboy
So if I spend 5 hours out front protesting them with a "STARBUCKS SUCKS" sign, do I still get my free coffee?
I think I'll try that and sue them when they don't follow through.
370 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:57:35pm |
re: #361 davinvalkri
Huh? where did my comment go?!
I meant to say no Starbucks coffee for me anytime soon. Did the HOLY SPIRIT OF OBAMA get inside the higher management or something?
371 | lawhawk Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:57:41pm |
re: #348 rawmuse
Sports are played on Sundays. They even have Hail Mary passes.
And with football you have the Immaculate Reception and Touchdown Jesus!
372 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:57:49pm |
re: #364 jaunte
United Iniquity Workers Stall Contract Negotiations.
Demands for regular abomination, baseness, unmetered heinousness, immorality, and 30 minutes more weekly miscreancy.
How many self-subservient honcos here are Workers of Iniquity?
We need a poll.
373 | Kragar Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:57:53pm |
re: #340 logboy
- support a local food bank
- provide skills to a nonprofit
- clean up your community
- walk or run for a cause
- mentor a child or teen
- help a local family in need
I raise my own kids, keep food on the table, and keep a roof over their head without seeking government handouts to do so. They can take their free cup of coffee and shove it up their ass.
374 | Bloodnok Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:58:00pm |
re: #325 Occasional Reader
Which is right near that town immortalized by the Rolling Stones:
War, children
It's just Piscataway
It's just Piscataway
I can't top that...
375 | TheMatrix31 Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:58:10pm |
re: #354 bellamags
oh HAIL no. I am now boycotting Starbux. no more cappuccino. : (
Such bullshit. Five hours of work for a fucking cup of coffee? Get out of here.
376 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:58:22pm |
re: #348 rawmuse
Sports are played on Sundays. They even have Hail Mary passes.
I worked Sundays on the carrier in the Tonkin Gulf.
In the sunset years of my life, I discover that I'm damned to Hell for that.
/oh dear!
377 | logboy Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:58:27pm |
re: #354 bellamags
oh HAIL no. I am now boycotting Starbux. no more cappuccino. : (
[Link: www.infowars.com...]
beginning Wednesday, Jan. 21 through Sunday, Jan. 25. The goal of the effort is to raise pledges in excess of one million hours of service from all over the country,” a Starbucks press releases states.
Starbucks wants to “make it easy to participate in the President-elect’s call for national service.” Back in September, the Christian Science Monitor reported that Obama plans to “leverage volunteerism in communities across the country” and make government “cool again.”
Fortunately, a lot of people are beginning to realize government is never cool, as the founders warned a couple hundred years ago. In the months ahead, these folks will likely clash with Obamatron zombies, maybe even in the street.
Obama pledged that “service” will be central to his administration. He’d encourage young people to take up careers in public service and the government (thus, making it “cool.”) He’d do it in part by passing a $3.5 billion national-service program that would expand AmeriCorps and the Peace Corps as well as provide tax credits of up to $4,000 year to help underwrite college educations in exchange for public service. He’d also significantly expand the all-volunteer army, beef up veterans’ educational and health benefits, and create a kind of civilian corps that could take over some of the Army’s current civic tasks in war-torn regions around the world.
Obama’s “kind of civilian corps” was fleshed out on July 2, 2008, in Colorado Springs, Colorado, when the soon to be anointed one proposed what basically amounts to a Hitler Youth brigade one million strong to protect us from various ill-defined threats. I’m sure you have seen the video of Obama’s call for duty to the fatherland, but here it is again.Considering its dismal retail figures, you’d think Starbucks would spend more time concentrating its efforts on increasing sales. But who knows… maybe they plan to press a few volunteers into service down the road serving up cappuccino now that selfless service in the name of some amorphously defined goal will soon be cool again.
379 | Sharmuta Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:58:31pm |
I will continue to support Starbucks because of the anti-Semetic campaign to boycott them. Starbucks stands with Israel.
380 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:58:34pm |
re: #365 bellamags
noooooooooooo. chi chi's are sweet. they are just different.
My dog is 1/2 chihuahua, 1/2 some kind of terrier.
That is the best dog in the whole world.
Ugliest, too.
381 | rawmuse Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:58:37pm |
re: #371 lawhawk
And with football you have the Immaculate Reception and Touchdown Jesus!
And guys cross themselves and pray in the end zone. I have seen it myself, many times.
382 | SteveC Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:58:43pm |
re: #368 albusteve
Rodger Staubach invented it....
Staubach, the first football player to bring a shotgun to work with him!
383 | Silhouette Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:59:05pm |
re: #351 Sharmuta
You must
praytoss 5 Hail Marys....
Blasphamy!
The hail mary was by the Dallas Cowboys, from Staubach to Pearson.
384 | jaunte Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:59:13pm |
re: #372 reine.de.tout
Drawing with India Iniquity, I stained my palimpsest.
385 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:59:26pm |
re: #375 TheMatrix31
Such bullshit. Five hours of work for a fucking cup of coffee? Get out of here.
Lets see. In a normal 5 hours for me, that would be about $325 dollars. Fuck off Starbucks.
387 | Kragar Wed, Jan 21, 2009 7:59:49pm |
re: #379 Sharmuta
I will continue to support Starbucks because of the anti-Semetic campaign to boycott them. Starbucks stands with Israel.
Considering I never drink coffee anyways, its not really me boycotting them. I just dont like their attitude.
Off to watch Lost
388 | Vicious Babushka Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:00:00pm |
re: #340 logboy
Starbucks and HandsOn Network are launching a campaign to support the President-elect’s call for national service. Working together, we can create the change we all wish to see.
From January 21-25, 2009, you’ll be able to find local volunteer opportunities at [Link: pledge5.starbucks.com....] You’ll see how you can:
- support a local food bank
- provide skills to a nonprofit
- clean up your community
- walk or run for a cause
- mentor a child or teen
- help a local family in need
I provide skills to a nonprofit, it just happens to be one that I started myself. (All proceeds from The Zionist Mall go to this nonprofit)
389 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:00:01pm |
Good night, iniquity workers, wherever you are.
390 | coldpizza Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:00:05pm |
"Sara Roy" is a Marxist moonbat. I'm convinced these people are insane.
391 | formercorpsman Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:00:11pm |
re: #373 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
I just find that amazing.
There are people doing that without any fanfare. Just because it is what they are supposed to do according to their own moral fiber.
Big Brother.
392 | Mich-again Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:00:17pm |
re: #346 logboy
Fuck Starbucks. I will never buy another drink from them ever again.
Did you know Starbucks is a favorite target of Pali sympathizers everywhere? So you don't mind being aligned with Hamas? This one clip is from London but you tube is rife with Pali anger directed at Stabucks shops.
393 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:00:19pm |
re: #366 rawmuse
I don't mind volunteering. I have been doing it for decades.
Just don't MAKE me do it, thank you very much.
Damned right.
And I wish they wouldn't get smug about it, either. As if volunteerism started on Jan 20, 2009.
394 | TheMatrix31 Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:00:47pm |
re: #385 bellamags
Lets see. In a normal 5 hours for me, that would be about $325 dollars. Fuck off Starbucks.
And in a normal 5 hours of scooping ice cream for me, that'd be $55, haha.
395 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:00:50pm |
re: #360 Occasional Reader
Okay. The Second Amendment Foundation. That's what you guys had in mind, right?
/crickets
Hey, where's my free coffee?!
National Community Service...
Appleseed Project
The Appleseed Program is designed to take you from being a simple rifle owner to being a true rifleman. All throughout American history, the rifleman has been defined as a marksman capable of hitting a man-sized target from 500 yards away — no ifs, ands or buts about it. This 500-yard range is traditionally known as "the rifleman's quarter-mile;" a rifleman can hit just about any target he can see. This skill was particulary evident in the birth of our country, and was the difference in winning the Revolutionary War.
I'm in.....
396 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:00:54pm |
re: #385 bellamags
Lets see. In a normal 5 hours for me, that would be about $325 dollars. Fuck off Starbucks.
/sidles up next to bellamags
Evenin' there, ma'am...
397 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:00:57pm |
re: #382 SteveC
Staubach, the first football player to bring a shotgun to work with him!
Roger was the most fun to watch EVER! I miss him still...........
398 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:01:09pm |
399 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:01:23pm |
re: #384 jaunte
Drawing with India Iniquity, I stained my palimpsest.
LOL!
Well, erase it!
I have this great interest in language and words, but unfortunately, no talent whatsoever in putting words together.
400 | A Man for all Seasons Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:01:51pm |
re: #385 bellamags
Lets see. In a normal 5 hours for me, that would be about $325 dollars. Fuck off Starbucks.
Ok ..maybe i don't mind paying for a cup of coffee that is 10 times more expensive than a Gallon of gas..
But then they want a tip also..LOL
401 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:02:08pm |
re: #382 SteveC
Staubach, the first football player to bring a shotgun to work with him!
before pistols were all the rage....
402 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:02:13pm |
re: #396 OldLineTexan
/sidles up next to bellamags
Evenin' there, ma'am...
You're the one who knows about hymens, right?
403 | logboy Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:02:15pm |
re: #379 Sharmuta
I will continue to support Starbucks because of the anti-Semetic campaign to boycott them. Starbucks stands with Israel.
Which is the lesser of two evils? Is it worth supporting socialism/indentured servitude to support Israel?
404 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:02:32pm |
405 | Sharmuta Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:02:36pm |
re: #392 Mich-again
Did you know Starbucks is a favorite target of Pali sympathizers everywhere? So you don't mind being aligned with Hamas? This one clip is from London but you tube is rife with Pali anger directed at Stabucks shops.
[Video]
Because Starbucks invested in Israel and it's Chairman said the palis were responsible for terrorism, and people should stand behind Israel.
I will continue to support Starbucks.
406 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:02:43pm |
407 | Mich-again Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:02:53pm |
re: #403 logboy
Is it worth supporting socialism/indentured servitude to support Israel?
Strawman alert.
408 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:03:01pm |
WARNING
Perverts
Sex Addicts
Porno Freaks
Rebellious Women
Drunks
Drug Addicts
Gamblers
Fornicators
Your lives are way more fun and interesting than mine, and you suck.
/
409 | Vicious Babushka Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:03:03pm |
410 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:03:05pm |
re: #392 Mich-again
Did you know Starbucks is a favorite target of Pali sympathizers everywhere? So you don't mind being aligned with Hamas? This one clip is from London but you tube is rife with Pali anger directed at Stabucks shops.
I'm not going to protest them, but if I want coffee, I can always purchase, say, Seattle's Best or something. Let them know with my wallet that this "5 hours for 8 oz. of coffee" act is silly.
411 | Inquisitive Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:03:29pm |
re: #340 logboy
- support a local food bank
- provide skills to a nonprofit
- clean up your community
- walk or run for a cause
- mentor a child or teen
- help a local family in need
I have been doing these for years......and have taught my children to do so.....and.... I didn't have to have Obama to tell me to do it....Who does he think has been doing these things for years and years and years.......
412 | coldpizza Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:03:38pm |
re: #405 Sharmuta
Because Starbucks invested in Israel and it's Chairman said the palis were responsible for terrorism, and people should stand behind Israel.
I will continue to support Starbucks.
Starbucks has a new drink "The Star Of David Capacino"
413 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:03:42pm |
re: #381 rawmuse
And guys cross themselves and pray in the end zone. I have seen it myself, many times.
Ray Lewis was prayin his pads off the other day after that big hit...got alot of air time for it
414 | Sharmuta Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:04:05pm |
re: #403 logboy
Israel has few friends. And this program for a free cup of coffee is optional.
415 | formercorpsman Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:04:07pm |
re: #392 Mich-again
I have seen that before. It seems kind of odd to me though, considering their obvious corporate hyperventilation over Obama.
Don't get me wrong, I am glad they support Israel, damn glad. But it appears as if the one they adore might support them less.
Just trying to get a grasp on it.
417 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:04:14pm |
re: #400 HoosierHoops
Ok ..maybe i don't mind paying for a cup of coffee that is 10 times more expensive than a Gallon of gas..
But then they want a tip also..LOL
I had no choice but to go to Starbux. Dunkin Donuts continues to give me decaffinated when I ask for regular. McDonalds coffee (tastes good) makes me a mean bitch, so Starbux is the only option. guess I'm gonna have to buy a coffee maker. DAMN it.
418 | angrymimi Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:04:14pm |
re: #413 albusteve
Ray Lewis was prayin his pads off the other day after that big hit...got alot of air time for it
Ray Lewis is getting air time from coast to coast.
419 | Mich-again Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:04:22pm |
re: #413 albusteve
Ray Lewis was prayin his pads off the other day after that big hit...got alot of air time for it
Killer Kill! Killer Kill!
420 | Bloodnok Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:04:47pm |
421 | jaunte Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:05:01pm |
re: #399 reine.de.tout
I think you'll enjoy reading Karen Gordon's grammar samples; she has a real knack for unusual combinations.
423 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:05:12pm |
re: #398 pre-Boomer Marine brat
*raising hand*
self-subservient sounds good!/whot th' hell did I agree to?
/sigh
The Fairness in Hell Doctrine of 1966 requires me to inform you that the small type subcontracts are actually the main contract and that all options, rights, and recourses are reserved in perpetuity to the Authors of the document as listed in Preamble VI through Subsection (vi) of the Appendices. Does not apply in Georgia. Fiddle contest rules are not exempted but may vary according to the market price of gold.
424 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:05:23pm |
re: #421 jaunte
I think you'll enjoy reading Karen Gordon's grammar samples; she has a real knack for unusual combinations.
I'm looking forward to getting the book.
425 | SteveC Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:05:50pm |
re: #340 logboy
You’ll see how you can:
- support a local food bank
- provide skills to a nonprofit
- clean up your community
- walk or run for a cause
- mentor a child or teen
- help a local family in need
Advocating for Congenital Heart Defect Survivors isn't on the officially approved activity list?!?! Apparently I'm a slacker!
426 | reine.de.tout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:05:55pm |
Well, thanks ya'll, for the laughs, first time I've laughed since day before yesterday!
And goodnight.
427 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:05:56pm |
That guy in the picture would be cool to have a beer with. Maybe get a hooker. Maybe with a sports nut.
428 | logboy Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:06:25pm |
re: #414 Sharmuta
Israel has few friends. And this program for a free cup of coffee is optional.
The coffee is optional. Obama's plan to tell me I have to work for free isn't if it gets enacted. I will not support it or anyone who does.
429 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:06:33pm |
re: #402 bellamags
You're the one who knows about hymens, right?
I will say that unlike SOME of the men around here, I have studied abit rather than waste any time fumblng inexpertly under some poor woman's skirt...
/////
430 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:06:37pm |
re: #346 logboy
You'll be better off for it. Their coffee is overpriced and tastes like crap anyway.
431 | Oh no...Sand People! Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:06:52pm |
re: #375 TheMatrix31
Such bullshit. Five hours of work for a fucking cup of coffee? Get out of here.
Just offering the employee pay plan to the public.
/
432 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:06:57pm |
re: #411 Inquisitive
- support a local food bank
- provide skills to a nonprofit
- clean up your community
- walk or run for a cause
- mentor a child or teen
- help a local family in needI have been doing these for years......and have taught my children to do so.....and.... I didn't have to have Obama to tell me to do it....Who does he think has been doing these things for years and years and years.......
433 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:07:03pm |
434 | Occasional Reader Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:07:13pm |
Ah, one more thing....
Iowahawk has some advance information on what we'll all be driving in a couple of years.
Good night.
435 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:07:46pm |
re: #423 OldLineTexan
/sigh
The Fairness in Hell Doctrine of 1966 requires me to inform you that the small type subcontracts are actually the main contract and that all options, rights, and recourses are reserved in perpetuity to the Authors of the document as listed in Preamble VI through Subsection (vi) of the Appendices. Does not apply in Georgia. Fiddle contest rules are not exempted but may vary according to the market price of gold.
OH SHIT!
I just read sub-paragraph E!
I'm DOOMED!
436 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:08:00pm |
re: #429 OldLineTexan
I will say that unlike SOME of the men around here, I have studied abit rather than waste any time fumblng inexpertly under some poor woman's skirt...
/////
HEY! Don't insult my honor like that! I haven't "fumbled inexpertly under some poor woman's skirt"!
/No really, I haven't. I know it's a joke, though.
438 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:08:25pm |
439 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:08:28pm |
440 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:08:32pm |
re: #435 pre-Boomer Marine brat
OH SHIT!
I just read sub-paragraph E!
I'm DOOMED!
Call Daniel Webster!
441 | rawmuse Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:08:37pm |
re: #435 pre-Boomer Marine brat
OH SHIT!
I just read sub-paragraph E!
I'm DOOMED!
Ah, the "gargle the balls of Beelzebub" passage. Gets 'em every time.
442 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:09:06pm |
re: #433 karmic_inquisitor
@JCM -
You are closing in on 35,000 posts.
Average book is 50,000 to 100,000 words.
Amazing.
Talk to Mandy.... 60K +
;-)
443 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:09:29pm |
re: #434 Occasional Reader
Ah, one more thing....
Iowahawk has some advance information on what we'll all be driving in a couple of years.
Good night.
Watch the YouTube made of that post. Funnier than the post itself.
444 | SanFranciscoZionist Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:10:04pm |
re: #337 Alouette
My neighbors have two pit bulls, and one of those Maltese things. Which dog do you think is the most aggressive? The pits for the most part are kept under control, but the little fucking hairball runs loose, craps everywhere, and barks. all. night. long.
I hate that fucking hairball.
I think people train small dogs less. You have a big dog, you need to teach it to walk on leash, not bark, not eat the neighbor's kids. A little dog, many people don't train, they just rely on superior strength and size to control it.
445 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:10:05pm |
446 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:10:15pm |
re: #405 Sharmuta
Because Starbucks invested in Israel and it's Chairman said the palis were responsible for terrorism, and people should stand behind Israel.
I will continue to support Starbucks.
This I did not know. That's pretty cool of them, but I still think their coffee is overpriced and tastes like crap. I'm not likely to buy any of their coffee, but I have more respect for their Chairman now.
447 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:10:36pm |
re: #442 jcm
Talk to Mandy.... 60K +
;-)
Totally. You're a wuss.
If WriterMom were here, she'd use a "P".
448 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:10:36pm |
450 | Mich-again Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:10:51pm |
451 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:11:05pm |
re: #429 OldLineTexan
I will say that unlike SOME of the men around here, I have studied abit rather than waste any time fumblng inexpertly under some poor woman's skirt...
/////
fumbling around has paid off for me manys the time....you gotta work it right professor...
453 | Racer X Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:11:50pm |
Has this been posted yet?
454 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:11:52pm |
455 | SanFranciscoZionist Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:11:56pm |
re: #359 MJ
Years ago, I had a landlady who had a Chihuahua. I wanted to string up that animal by the neck.
A well-trained Chihuahua can be a joy, though. They are very nice little animals. And oddly dog-like.
456 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:11:58pm |
re: #444 SanFranciscoZionist
Hell, my dog (Rocky, 5lbs of thunder) goes where I tell him to go. One finger pull on the leash? Backflip.
457 | A Man for all Seasons Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:12:16pm |
re: #417 bellamags
I had no choice but to go to Starbux. Dunkin Donuts continues to give me decaffinated when I ask for regular. McDonalds coffee (tastes good) makes me a mean bitch, so Starbux is the only option. guess I'm gonna have to buy a coffee maker. DAMN it.
I love coffee..For Xmas my Brother got us this coffee of the month gift..
Did you know there is a Jack Daniels Gourmet Coffee? Coffee on steroids that tastes yummy..
458 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:12:20pm |
re: #451 albusteve
fumbling around has paid off for me manys the time....you gotta work it right professor...
Sure, like that time you finally found "it" and realized an hour later you had soiled the honor of the corner booth's tablecloth.
No thanks!
///
459 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:13:19pm |
re: #452 SteveC
Wash it down with some Cod Liver Oil!
Chicory coffee.
Had a cup of that in a Memphis restaurant ages ago.
My tongue STILL curls.
460 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:13:21pm |
re: #456 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Hell, my dog (Rocky, 5lbs of thunder) goes where I tell him to go. One finger pull on the leash? Backflip.
Ummm, yeah, he pretty much told me that he thinks the whole "Vegetarian" thing is a ruse...
463 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:13:59pm |
re: #457 HoosierHoops
I love coffee..For Xmas my Brother got us this coffee of the month gift..
Did you know there is a Jack Daniels Gourmet Coffee? Coffee on steroids that tastes yummy..
No kidding? Where do you buy that?
464 | Mich-again Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:14:06pm |
re: #449 OldLineTexan
OK, who wants to push me over?
Not me. I don't need to push. I'd just use a Jedi mind trick.
465 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:14:24pm |
re: #453 Racer X
There is a God.
Or....
She knew she couldn't fake the intelligence we expect.
Oh, if only more felt the same way....
466 | Kosh's Shadow Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:14:24pm |
re: #423 OldLineTexan
/sigh
The Fairness in Hell Doctrine of 1966 requires me to inform you that the small type subcontracts are actually the main contract and that all options, rights, and recourses are reserved in perpetuity to the Authors of the document as listed in Preamble VI through Subsection (vi) of the Appendices. Does not apply in Georgia. Fiddle contest rules are not exempted but may vary according to the market price of gold.
Talking about this?
467 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:14:25pm |
468 | Sharmuta Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:14:37pm |
re: #428 logboy
Knock yourself out, but when I step out to grab a mocha latte, I'll continue to go to Starbucks. There are bigger fish to fry in corporate America than some coffee shop because they're giving free cups of coffee to people doing something to make their community a little better. If you really want to boycott some asshole, go with Pepsi.
469 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:14:49pm |
470 | SanFranciscoZionist Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:14:50pm |
re: #376 pre-Boomer Marine brat
I worked Sundays on the carrier in the Tonkin Gulf.
In the sunset years of my life, I discover that I'm damned to Hell for that./oh dear!
What happened to "praise the Lord and pass the ammunition"?
471 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:15:15pm |
re: #449 OldLineTexan
OK, who wants to push me over?
Done.
Consider this payment for your enlightening discussion on hyphen--hymens.
472 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:15:35pm |
Thank you kind stranger for my anniversary upding.
473 | SteveC Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:16:07pm |
re: #458 OldLineTexan
Sure, like that time you finally found "it" and realized an hour later you had soiled the honor of the corner booth's tablecloth.
No thanks!
///
Then her daddy showed up! But you shoulda seen how he got out of that scrape! Guy comes strollin' in, says "My name's Booth, and I hear you been messin' with my daughter, Corner." A second later he shouts "HEY! There's Abe Lincoln, Mr. Booth!" And while Booth was looking the other way he ran out the back door!
475 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:16:53pm |
476 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:17:06pm |
477 | logboy Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:17:08pm |
re: #468 Sharmuta
Knock yourself out, but when I step out to grab a mocha latte, I'll continue to go to Starbucks. There are bigger fish to fry in corporate America than some coffee shop because they're giving free cups of coffee to people doing something to make their community a little better. If you really want to boycott some asshole, go with Pepsi.
I'm actually boycotting both.
478 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:17:13pm |
479 | Mich-again Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:17:20pm |
re: #468 Sharmuta
I like their coffee. Its an occasional treat. I think their trick is they pour coffee in the water reservoir and brew it twice. But I could be wrong.
480 | jaunte Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:17:33pm |
re: #468 Sharmuta
On the other side, Caribou Coffee is 87.8% owned by The First Islamic Bank, whose investment activities all conform to sharia law.
[Link: www.snopes.com...]
481 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:18:00pm |
re: #457 HoosierHoops
I love coffee..For Xmas my Brother got us this coffee of the month gift..
Did you know there is a Jack Daniels Gourmet Coffee? Coffee on steroids that tastes yummy..
Coffee is truly a joy of life for me. Jack Daniels Coffee? sounds yummy. My favorite is 100% Kona. Its expensive, but totally worth it. We had some on a vacation in the smoky mountains. It was great sipping on that coffee in the morning on the porch of a cabin in the woods with a fire going. Doesn't get much better.
482 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:18:02pm |
re: #476 pre-Boomer Marine brat
*whispering* big mouth
*tiptoeing off into the darkness*
Don't tiptoe....
RUN pBMb, RUN!
483 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:18:13pm |
484 | Kosh's Shadow Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:18:38pm |
My wife is a public defender and wants to know if defending (alleged) criminals for 1/2 to 1/3 (or less) the going rate is doing public service.
She doesn't care about the coffee, because Starbucks has too much flavor for her.
485 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:18:57pm |
re: #470 SanFranciscoZionist
What happened to "praise the Lord and pass the ammunition"?
That's what we were doing -- at times, 22 hours a day.
487 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:19:04pm |
Hey y'all - sorry I'm late - what are we all talking about?!
488 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:19:38pm |
re: #479 Mich-again
Coffee at home is the best coffee.
489 | A Man for all Seasons Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:19:38pm |
re: #463 OldLineTexan
No kidding? Where do you buy that?
here you go..
[Link: www.amazingcoffeeclub.com...]
492 | Bloodnok Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:20:09pm |
re: #487 realwest
Hey y'all - sorry I'm late - what are we all talking about?!
Coffee, punctuation and chihuahuas.
493 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:20:39pm |
re: #486 Oh no...Sand People!Gee, hope it wasn't something I said!
494 | Timbre Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:20:44pm |
495 | Kosh's Shadow Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:20:55pm |
re: #483 Dustyvet
Welcome to Hell
Love that sketch! "All Christians - the Jews were right". Or do I get in trouble for seeing Monty Python's Life of Brian?
And the adulterers lining up before a small guillotine.
497 | freetoken Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:21:08pm |
re: #487 realwest
Hey y'all - sorry I'm late - what are we all talking about?!
math, coffee, and female genitalia
499 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:21:11pm |
500 | neocon hippie Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:21:16pm |
Made me think immediately of Frank Chu, one of San Francisco's legendary characters:
502 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:21:36pm |
re: #492 Bloodnok
Coffee, punctuation and chihuahuas.
And Maltese, and hyphens, and silly religious signs and hymens. I'm sorry about the last one.
503 | Mich-again Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:21:52pm |
re: #481 bellamags
My favorite is 100% Kona.
I have tried them all many times and Kenya Blue Mountain is without a doubt the finest tasting coffee of them all. Not even a close second.
504 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:21:59pm |
505 | Sharmuta Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:22:13pm |
re: #479 Mich-again
I like their coffee. Its an occasional treat. I think their trick is they pour coffee in the water reservoir and brew it twice. But I could be wrong.
I like their coffee too, but my theory is the secret ingredient is crack. The Girl Scouts also use it in their cookies. :p
506 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:22:14pm |
re: #496 Dustyvet
Me cocking up a comment. 491 has the comment I meant to add.
507 | SteveC Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:22:14pm |
re: #499 pre-Boomer Marine brat
AAAIIIIIEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Don't look! Kids don't need to see such things!
508 | Unakite Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:22:15pm |
re: #271 davinvalkri
Uh, nope. But I don't remember any part of female anatomy being named something that sounds like "hyphen".
Put an "m" in it.
509 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:22:17pm |
re: #502 davinvalkri
And Maltese, and hyphens, and silly religious signs and hymens. I'm sorry about the last one.
awww. its ok. really. don't be embarrassed.
510 | TheMatrix31 Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:22:40pm |
re: #480 jaunte
On the other side, Caribou Coffee is 87.8% owned by The First Islamic Bank, whose investment activities all conform to sharia law.
[Link: www.snopes.com...]
Didn't they call Palin "Caribou Barbie"?
ITS A PALINSPIRACY!
512 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:22:52pm |
513 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:23:04pm |
re: #497 freetoken
Hmm, Bloodnok said "Coffee, punctuation and chihuahuas."
Which is it (and PULEEZE don't say all of 'em!)?
514 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:23:07pm |
re: #492 Bloodnok
Coffee, punctuation and chihuahuas.
Some of us are trying to stay awake, some have gone to the dogs, and some are in a coma.
/yeah, I know ... I need more coffee
515 | Bloodnok Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:23:13pm |
516 | Racer X Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:23:16pm |
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? It's finally explained here in one easy-to-understand illustration.
517 | Sharmuta Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:23:30pm |
re: #480 jaunte
On the other side, Caribou Coffee is 87.8% owned by The First Islamic Bank, whose investment activities all conform to sharia law.
[Link: www.snopes.com...]
I hate their coffee! I had a very nasty cup from them once, and I've never been back. To find out they're anti-Israel is just the closer on that deal.
518 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:23:32pm |
TOTALLY blew a whole pot of coffee this morning. Put the carafe in wrong, just ran down the front of the coffee maker into the floor.
That "Hey, you can pour a cup of coffee while it's still brewing!" feature has fucked me more than once.
519 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:23:39pm |
re: #503 Mich-again
I have tried them all many times and Kenya Blue Mountain is without a doubt the finest tasting coffee of them all. Not even a close second.
I've only heard of Jamaican Blue Mountain. I haven't seen Kenya Blue Mountain before. Where can I get some?
521 | jaunte Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:24:58pm |
re: #517 Sharmuta
This is interesting. There's a lot of Bharaini money buying up businesses here through Arcapita Bank in Atlanta. Caribou Coffee is just one.
[Link: www.boycottwatch.org...]
522 | A Man for all Seasons Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:25:05pm |
re: #503 Mich-again
I have tried them all many times and Kenya Blue Mountain is without a doubt the finest tasting coffee of them all. Not even a close second.
I'm a big Kona fan...Best coffee in the World...
524 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:25:29pm |
re: #516 Racer X
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? It's finally explained here in one easy-to-understand illustration.
COOL! Can I get one of those in my room?
525 | foxsecret Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:25:32pm |
Zombie should have went to washington for some photo ops.
526 | Mich-again Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:26:03pm |
re: #505 Sharmuta
but my theory is the secret ingredient is crack.
The secret ingredient in Tim Horton's coffee was/is vanilla extract. Just a bit from a spray bottle into the grounds in the filter before brewing the pot.
527 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:26:45pm |
re: #519 bellamags
I've only heard of Jamaican Blue Mountain. I haven't seen Kenya Blue Mountain before. Where can I get some?
Jamaican coffee tastes like liquid dirt....and it's world renowned...I cant imagine what some of this other stuff you addicts taste like....bunkhouse coffee is fine round my place...
528 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:26:46pm |
re: #524 davinvalkri
COOL! Can I get one of those in my room?
It's customary to bring the entire woman.
529 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:26:57pm |
re: #502 davinvalkri
Uh, "Maltese, and hyphens, and silly religious signs and hymens, and Bloodnok said "Coffee, punctuation and chihuahuas." and freetoken said "math, coffee, and female genitalia".
So in other words it's just the usual LGF late night fare?!?
/Just kidding Charles!
530 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:27:20pm |
531 | Killer Tomato Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:27:56pm |
mmmm..... coffee.....
I'd just LOVE a cup of coffee - not a good idea at this hour though.
533 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:28:28pm |
534 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:28:28pm |
re: #530 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Eeeeeeww! Cooties!
Erotic is using a feather, Kinky is using the whole chicken...:)
535 | solomonpanting Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:28:34pm |
Differences Between Grandfathers and Grandmothers
A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special
effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would
take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some
bonding time. Just he and his granddaughter.
One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't
feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said
that she would take their granddaughter out.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
grandfather. 'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?' 'Oh
yes, Pa Pa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't
see a single dumb bastard or lousy shit head anywhere we went today!'
Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
537 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:28:49pm |
538 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:29:01pm |
re: #527 albusteve
Jamaican coffee tastes like liquid dirt....and it's world renowned...I cant imagine what some of this other stuff you addicts taste like....bunkhouse coffee is fine round my place...
I agree. Coffee definitely is not Jamaica's best crop. However Kona is very mild, no cream or sugar needed. The caffeine is also very mellow and long lasting. Its a different buzz than regular coffee.
539 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:29:15pm |
re: #503 Mich-again
Hey Mich - used to be mine too, but I do prefer Kona these days (light roast, whole beans, homeground, of course!).
540 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:29:31pm |
541 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:30:04pm |
re: #534 Dustyvet
Erotic is using a feather, Kinky is using the whole chicken...:)
I just now got to where I can type ... LOL!
542 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:30:12pm |
re: #539 realwest
Hey Mich - used to be mine too, but I do prefer Kona these days (light roast, whole beans, homeground, of course!).
What the hell happened to Maxwell House! Still love that stuff!
543 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:30:17pm |
545 | rawmuse Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:30:34pm |
re: #500 neocon hippie
Made me think immediately of Frank Chu, one of San Francisco's legendary characters:
That dude is legendary. I rank him just below the Human Jukebox, who passed away some years ago.
546 | foxsecret Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:30:46pm |
Interesting stats...don't now if anyone posted them yet.
Presidential Inauguration Ratings:
2009 - Barack Obama - 37.8 million
2005 – George W. Bush – 11.8 HH / 15.5 million
2001 – George W. Bush – 20.8 HH / 29.0 million
1997 – Bill Clinton – 17.1 HH / 21.6 million
1993 – Bill Clinton – 24.5 HH / 29.7 million
1989 – George Bush – 18.1 HH / 23.3 million
1985 – Ronald Reagan – 22.3 HH / 25.1 million
1981 – Ronald Reagan – 37.4 HH / 41.8 million
1977 – Jimmy Carter – 31.5 HH / 34.1 million
1973 – Richard Nixon – 28.5 HH / 33.0 million
Reagan wins with 41.8 million!
547 | Mich-again Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:30:53pm |
re: #522 HoosierHoops
I'm a big Kona fan...Best coffee in the World...
How bout the vending machine stuff from the oil change shop? Thats pretty good too.
548 | NY Nana Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:31:17pm |
re: #453 Racer X
There seems to be a very big problem, as it seems that neither our Gov. Paterson nor Caroline Schlossberg will comment, even though this broke a few hours ago.
Kennedy Continues Senate Bid Despite Reports of Withdrawal
Something smells stinks about this...
549 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:31:20pm |
re: #544 SteveC
Cake is good. Cake with a woman is better!
Careful cutting those woman-cakes. The filling is very delicate.
550 | A Man for all Seasons Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:31:25pm |
re: #542 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
What the hell happened to Maxwell House! Still love that stuff!
Dude..The 70's called..they want their coffee back
/
551 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:31:28pm |
re: #544 SteveC
Cake is good. Cake with a woman is better!
The cake is a lie!
/I'm sorry, video game reference
552 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:31:30pm |
553 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:31:31pm |
re: #533 Fat Bastard Vegetarian I beg your pardon? What loser comment count? And why should I shut up?
554 | SteveC Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:31:39pm |
re: #534 Dustyvet
Erotic is using a feather, Kinky is using the whole chicken...:)
Live Chicken, an eggbeater, and a gallon of grape jelly.
555 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:32:05pm |
re: #538 bellamags
I agree. Coffee definitely is not Jamaica's best crop. However Kona is very mild, no cream or sugar needed. The caffeine is also very mellow and long lasting. Its a different buzz than regular coffee.
in my world a tin can of coffee is a treat no matter what brand...much ado about nuthin....I'm way outa the loop sometimes but I dont mind...never been to a Starbucks...what's the big deal?
556 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:32:25pm |
re: #547 Mich-again
How bout the vending machine stuff from the oil change shop? Thats pretty good too.
Sir? Sir? We don't have a coffee machine here!
557 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:32:26pm |
re: #544 SteveC
Cake is good. Cake with a woman is better!
My wife is Hawt! Doesn't bake tho.
Been havin' an affair.
Girl's kind of young. I call her "little debbie". She ain't much to look at, but, DAYAM! she can bake!
558 | Vicious Babushka Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:32:35pm |
re: #481 bellamags
Coffee is truly a joy of life for me. Jack Daniels Coffee? sounds yummy. My favorite is 100% Kona. Its expensive, but totally worth it. We had some on a vacation in the smoky mountains. It was great sipping on that coffee in the morning on the porch of a cabin in the woods with a fire going. Doesn't get much better.
Gevalia coffee is far and away the best coffee I have ever had. We became "hooked" after falling for that "subscribe to the Gevalia coffee club and get a free coffee-maker" scam. Their coffee is so good it's addictive, but also hideously expensive. It took years to kick the habit, but now I am back to drinking good old regular Maxwell House.
559 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:32:42pm |
re: #552 Dustyvet
Hey Dusty! Do y'all have any idea of what FBV was talking about in his #533? Or why I should shut up?
560 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:32:48pm |
re: #542 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
What the hell happened to Maxwell House! Still love that stuff!
There is a Maxwell House packing plant near me. Some mornings I can smell it. It really doesn't smell that great.
561 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:33:21pm |
re: #554 SteveC
Live Chicken, an eggbeater, and a gallon of grape jelly.
Lesse, you could thicken the jelly by using the eggbeater and rendered yummies from the chicken (after you've cooked it of course) and serve it up along with the delicious chunks of birdie!
Or is that not what you meant?
563 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:33:32pm |
re: #560 bellamags Trust me, it don't taste all that great, either!
565 | SteveC Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:33:35pm |
re: #557 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
My wife is Hawt! Doesn't bake tho.
Been havin' an affair.
Girl's kind of young. I call her "little debbie". She ain't much to look at, but, DAYAM! she can bake!
Should I ask about the cream filling....?
566 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:33:48pm |
567 | TheOtherCanadian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:34:01pm |
A bit out of left field, but Dick Morris overstates *The One's* ability to have any lasting effect on the United States. *The One* be a one termer (provided the Alpha Omega crowd don't become deputized and armed), and a common sense revolution shall follow.
568 | A Man for all Seasons Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:34:12pm |
re: #555 albusteve
in my world a tin can of coffee is a treat no matter what brand...much ado about nuthin....I'm way outa the loop sometimes but I dont mind...never been to a Starbucks...what's the big deal?
The difference between MD 20/20 and a 68 Merlot from Napa Valley..
but like wine..we can all disagree and all be right
569 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:34:33pm |
re: #559 realwest
Hey Dusty! Do y'all have any idea of what FBV was talking about in his #533? Or why I should shut up?
Not a clue...:)
570 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:34:33pm |
re: #562 Fat Bastard Vegetarian Uh, HEY - what did you mean by your #533?
571 | SanFranciscoZionist Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:34:47pm |
re: #500 neocon hippie
Made me think immediately of Frank Chu, one of San Francisco's legendary characters:
Fred is a special man.
573 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:35:03pm |
re: #559 realwest
Earlier folks were talking about Mandy's comment count. You (IIRC) have more. Was being silly.
Love ya Real!
574 | Mich-again Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:35:11pm |
575 | Killgore Trout Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:35:20pm |
We've had some really interesting threads today. I think the discussion on the Geert thread is just about as good as I've ever seen on LGF. Interesting and rational yet heated.
Kudos to Lizards.
/Off too eat da feesh and watch some TV
//Namaste, Y'all
577 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:36:10pm |
re: #568 HoosierHoops
The difference between MD 20/20 and a 68 Merlot from Napa Valley..
but like wine..we can all disagree and all be right
coffee and booze...I drink for the effect...probably wouldnt be a big hit at your house I guess...I'm a little frayed around the edges you might say
578 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:36:41pm |
re: #555 albusteve
in my world a tin can of coffee is a treat no matter what brand...much ado about nuthin....I'm way outa the loop sometimes but I dont mind...never been to a Starbucks...what's the big deal?
Starbucks regular coffee isn't that great. Dunkin Donuts (if they give you REGULAR, not decaffinated) is the best tasting. Starbucks makes great coffee drinks, like cappuccino, or lattes. They make the real thing. Other places just add a lot of flavoring to coffee and call it a latte or a cappuccino. Also, Starbucks has a good atmosphere and the employees are usually sharp.
579 | Bloodnok Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:36:43pm |
re: #548 NY Nana
There seems to be a very big problem, as it seems that neither our Gov. Paterson nor Caroline Schlossberg will comment, even though this broke a few hours ago.
Kennedy Continues Senate Bid Despite Reports of Withdrawal
Something
smellsstinks about this...
FFS can the Democrats pick ONE damned senator? And they are in charge of everything? Really?
581 | MandyManners Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:37:35pm |
re: #554 SteveC
Live Chicken, an eggbeater, and a gallon of grape jelly.
Don't forget the plastic drop cloth!
582 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:37:35pm |
re: #567 TheOtherCanadian
Um, do y'all have a link or a summary of what Dick The Toe Sucker Morris had to say?
583 | solomonpanting Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:37:35pm |
re: #546 foxsecret
Interesting stats...don't now if anyone posted them yet.
Presidential Inauguration Ratings:
2009 - Barack Obama - 37.8 million
2005 – George W. Bush – 11.8 HH / 15.5 million
2001 – George W. Bush – 20.8 HH / 29.0 million
1997 – Bill Clinton – 17.1 HH / 21.6 million
1993 – Bill Clinton – 24.5 HH / 29.7 million
1989 – George Bush – 18.1 HH / 23.3 million
1985 – Ronald Reagan – 22.3 HH / 25.1 million
1981 – Ronald Reagan – 37.4 HH / 41.8 million
1977 – Jimmy Carter – 31.5 HH / 34.1 million
1973 – Richard Nixon – 28.5 HH / 33.0 millionReagan wins with 41.8 million!
Consider, also, that there were nearly 80 million fewer inhabitants in 1981 and televisions were not as ubiquitous as now.
585 | Timbre Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:38:13pm |
re: #546 foxsecret
Interesting stats...don't now if anyone posted them yet.
...
Reagan wins with 41.8 million!
Reagan always wins! For the Gipper and for most Americans (loyal patriotic ones, anyway...)
586 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:38:14pm |
re: #568 HoosierHoops
The difference between MD 20/20 and a 68 Merlot from Napa Valley..
but like wine..we can all disagree and all be right
MD 20/20? HA HA. that stuff was good mixed with sprite!
587 | Syrah Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:38:27pm |
Sumatra is the best.
Good hot and cold, steaming and iced.
With a fat dollop of Orange Blossom honey, it is sublime.
588 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:38:30pm |
re: #572 TheMatrix31
Prepare for a delete. Can be read another way.
I'm sure you didn't mean a bad way, but that one might be gone later.
590 | TheMatrix31 Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:38:53pm |
Actually, my joke had nothing to do with JFK's fate. It was moreso the annointment of Obama as the next Kennedy.
591 | A Man for all Seasons Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:38:59pm |
re: #578 bellamags
Starbucks regular coffee isn't that great. Dunkin Donuts (if they give you REGULAR, not decaffinated) is the best tasting. Starbucks makes great coffee drinks, like cappuccino, or lattes. They make the real thing. Other places just add a lot of flavoring to coffee and call it a latte or a cappuccino. Also, Starbucks has a good atmosphere and the employees are usually sharp.
The Starbucks african bean is a little bitter for my tast..I'm no sure whay bean Seattles best uses..But i really like the roast...
592 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:39:09pm |
re: #573 Fat Bastard Vegetarian Well I may have more, but I've been here far longer than has Mandy and on that basis she is by far and away the comment count winner.
593 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:39:25pm |
re: #578 bellamags
Starbucks regular coffee isn't that great. Dunkin Donuts (if they give you REGULAR, not decaffinated) is the best tasting. Starbucks makes great coffee drinks, like cappuccino, or lattes. They make the real thing. Other places just add a lot of flavoring to coffee and call it a latte or a cappuccino. Also, Starbucks has a good atmosphere and the employees are usually sharp.
if I want atmosphere I'll fly a space rocket....what's wrong with McDonalds coffee?...are they politically not chic today?
594 | TheMatrix31 Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:39:38pm |
re: #590 TheMatrix31
Actually, my joke had nothing to do with JFK's fate. It was moreso the annointment of Obama as the next Kennedy.
But if it needs to be deleted then obviously I'm okay with that.
595 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:39:48pm |
re: #590 TheMatrix31
Actually, my joke had nothing to do with JFK's fate. It was moreso the annointment of Obama as the next Kennedy.
Ah, alright. But it's still a bit ambiguous.
596 | pre-Boomer Marine brat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:39:49pm |
Out of here until tomorrow.
Good night to all.
597 | Throbert McGee Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:39:53pm |
"Okay, we'll take the porno freaks, the drunks, and the homos -- but we DON'T WANT THE MORMONS!"
/ Blazing Saddles, updated for the 21st century
598 | Unakite Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:40:01pm |
599 | freedombilly Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:40:19pm |
Did you all see that there was a Lizard removed at the end of the last thread?
600 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:40:20pm |
re: #586 bellamags
MD 20/20? HA HA. that stuff was good mixed with sprite!
Thunderbird wine...
Everclear...
602 | solomonpanting Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:40:30pm |
re: #572 TheMatrix31
I rarely down ding, but that was deserved.
603 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:40:38pm |
re: #564 rawmuse
George Washington invented instant coffee.
But Obama will reinvent it.
/Yet another Obama / Washington comparison
604 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:41:11pm |
re: #593 albusteve
if I want atmosphere I'll fly a space rocket....what's wrong with McDonalds coffee?...are they politically not chic today?
McDonals coffee is the equivalent to crack. It tastes good, but turns me into a total bitch by 12 noon. Its the buzz, man. The caffeine is poor quality.
606 | TheMatrix31 Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:41:33pm |
re: #602 solomonpanting
I rarely down ding, but that was deserved.
Like I said, I didn't realize how it could be construed. Definitely did not mean it that way.
607 | freedombilly Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:42:04pm |
re: #603 karmic_inquisitor
But Obama will reinvent it.
/Yet another Obama / Washington comparison
But I thought he was like Lincoln?!? He is so similar to so many geniuses it truly is hard for your every day Lizard to keep track of it all.
608 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:42:07pm |
re: #603 karmic_inquisitor
But Obama will reinvent it.
/Yet another Obama / Washington comparison
Nope, he's too busy pandering...
609 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:42:11pm |
re: #599 freedombilly
Did you all see that there was a Lizard removed at the end of the last thread?
Was it me?
610 | bellamags Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:42:20pm |
re: #591 HoosierHoops
The Starbucks african bean is a little bitter for my tast..I'm no sure whay bean Seattles best uses..But i really like the roast...
Yeah. It is bitter. If you pay 4 bucks for a drink, it needs to be good. I wish Starbucks would quit with the liberal BS -- AND -- offer a good Kona.
611 | esch Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:42:36pm |
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on that one. You could say the same about O and Lincoln, frankly.
612 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:42:51pm |
re: #606 TheMatrix31
We know. It'll (should) disappear.
613 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:42:55pm |
re: #604 bellamags
McDonals coffee is the equivalent to crack. It tastes good, but turns me into a total bitch by 12 noon. Its the buzz, man. The caffeine is poor quality.
I only drink a coupla cups a day....you guys are deep deep in....I suck cardboard so I'm told
614 | Timbre Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:43:01pm |
re: #575 Killgore Trout
We've had some really interesting threads today. I think the discussion on the Geert thread is just about as good as I've ever seen on LGF. Interesting and rational yet heated.
Kudos to Lizards.
/Off too eat da feesh and watch some TV
//Namaste, Y'all
Killgore Trout: Your HDL is what--about 86?!
Good for you eating all that healthy fish.
615 | foxsecret Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:43:02pm |
re: #585 Timbre
Reagan always wins! For the Gipper and for most Americans (loyal patriotic ones, anyway...)
Affirmative!
Even in an age of revisionist history attempts of a dying MSM...Reagan still beats em'
616 | freedombilly Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:43:10pm |
re: #609 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Was it me?
Nope. Even though I still can't eat olives or black-eyed peas after that story you posted about the dude eating his own eyeball!
617 | Optimizer Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:43:32pm |
re: #301 logboy
WTF? This ad just showed up on Facebook.
Are you in?
Starbucks supports the call for national service. Pledge five volunteer hours and we’ll give you a free Tall coffee. Learn more.
I saw the ad on TV this morning; I thought I was going to throw up. I'm glad I never did get coffee there; it might have been inconvenient to have to upset my routine over Obamamania.
It was probably on CNBC, but it might have been on the Weather Channel instead.
My wife told me the Starbucks in our town is closing, and so I told her "good riddance" and told her about the commercial.
Starbucks is based in Seattle, which is a Moonbat haven, and (I guess) their francises are practically a network of clubhouses for elitist a**holes - so it's not surprising that way. But I thought they weren't doing so well financially, so it seems surprising that they would alienate a percentage of their customers with such blatant partisanship. Perhaps they think it will bring in their more devoted Moonbat customers more often.
I wonder how this "national service" bit will fly with the general public. I would think they would be too freaked about their personal financial security to be interested such a distraction at a time like this. But in true American fashion, many will claim to believe it's a wonderful thing, and that they "really care" - while their inaction will prove they really aren't interested.
Then again, there's the inner-city Obama Kool-Aid drinkers, but they're not exactly a cross-section, now are they? It'd be about time they did something to actually improve their own neighborhoods, BTW...
618 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:43:33pm |
re: #607 freedombilly
But I thought he was like Lincoln?!? He is so similar to so many geniuses it truly is hard for your every day Lizard to keep track of it all.
I am going to google for an Obama / Einstein comparison. There have to be some out there.
619 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:44:06pm |
re: #614 Timbre
Killgore Trout: Your HDL is what--about 86?!
Good for you eating all that healthy fish.
My cholesterol count is the envy of all who count it.
620 | Unakite Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:44:08pm |
re: #546 foxsecret
Interesting stats...don't now if anyone posted them yet.
Presidential Inauguration Ratings:
2009 - Barack Obama - 37.8 million
2005 – George W. Bush – 11.8 HH / 15.5 million
2001 – George W. Bush – 20.8 HH / 29.0 million
1997 – Bill Clinton – 17.1 HH / 21.6 million
1993 – Bill Clinton – 24.5 HH / 29.7 million
1989 – George Bush – 18.1 HH / 23.3 million
1985 – Ronald Reagan – 22.3 HH / 25.1 million
1981 – Ronald Reagan – 37.4 HH / 41.8 million
1977 – Jimmy Carter – 31.5 HH / 34.1 million
1973 – Richard Nixon – 28.5 HH / 33.0 millionReagan wins with 41.8 million!
Has that been adjusted for inflation? probably worth a lot more now.
621 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:44:08pm |
623 | solomonpanting Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:44:26pm |
re: #606 TheMatrix31
Like I said, I didn't realize how it could be construed. Definitely did not mean it that way.
I'm at a loss to see how it could have been construed otherwise.
624 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:45:01pm |
re: #614 Timbre
Killgore Trout: Your HDL is what--about 86?!
Good for you eating all that healthy fish.
Da feesh not so healty after da Killgore eat heem...
625 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:45:16pm |
re: #599 freedombilly
Who? And when y'all say "removed" do you mean banned or deleted?
626 | esch Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:45:56pm |
re: #623 solomonpanting
That he has yet to do anything to even be measured against JFK. Or anybody, for that matter.
627 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:46:07pm |
re: #625 realwest
Who? And when y'all say "removed" do you mean banned or deleted?
beermeister, mere hatchling at 107 comments.
628 | Timbre Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:46:13pm |
re: #619 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
My cholesterol count is the envy of all who count it.
We are talking HDL, the "good cholesterol" right? ;)
629 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:46:16pm |
re: #618 karmic_inquisitor
I am going to google for an Obama / Einstein comparison. There have to be some out there.
3 million hits
[Link: www.google.com...]
Depressing how stupid the Internet has made people. I had such hopes for it when it was a bunch of university UNIX boxes with 9600 baud modems.
630 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:46:24pm |
re: #605 jcm
Hey jcm - good night to you! How are you doing my friend?
631 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:46:29pm |
re: #623 solomonpanting
I'm at a loss to see how it could have been construed otherwise.
Really? Because the "a" word was NOT the first thing that popped into my mind with that joke. Seriously, Kennedy is worshipped, but at least he did *something* before becoming President.
632 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:46:45pm |
A goody that someone posted today, but is a classic in it's own time.
Did you hear the news?
Apparently when Obama woke upo this morning he opened the curtains to admire the view from his new home. But there in the snow, written in yellow, was the rude message: "Obama is a dork!"
The Secret Service was called & they immediately went to work, taking samples and comparing them to medical records, etc. Soon they had the mystery solved and reported to Obama,
"Mr. President, we have some good news and some bad news..."
"Umm.. do you know who left that message?"
"Yes sir, we found a positive match for the urine sample, as you suspected, it was John McCain."
"Ah-ha! I knew it! Umm... but what's the bad news?"
"It's in Michelle's handwriting."
633 | freedombilly Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:47:00pm |
re: #625 realwest
It was beermeister and they were blocked, not banned.
How are you feeling these days rw?
634 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:47:05pm |
re: #627 jcm
Did you know I own your avatar on a t-shirt?
635 | SteveC Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:47:29pm |
re: #626 esch
That he has yet to do anything to even be measured against JFK. Or anybody, for that matter.
Well..... most (all?) Presidents went to the Day of Prayer the day after the Inauguration. We can compare him on that!
/That was a honkin' ugly tie!
636 | TheMatrix31 Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:47:50pm |
re: #623 solomonpanting
I'm at a loss to see how it could have been construed otherwise.
Well, that's fine. I already explained how I construed it when I heard it. I just asked the person who told me and he confirmed your (and others) opinions. If that's the real point of the joke, then that's disgusting. It didn't even cross my mind, as I laughed at it from a media attention-hype comparison perspective.
If #572 could be deleted please, I'd appreciate it Charles.
637 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:48:10pm |
Thousands of pages comparing Obama to Proust. Coulda expected that...
638 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:48:11pm |
re: #628 Timbre
Oh hell yeah. 46 year old, fat bastard guy...like 142. Crazy healthy low.
639 | foxsecret Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:48:22pm |
re: #620 Unakite
Has that been adjusted for inflation? probably worth a lot more now.
Knowing the MSM, they would demand a recount. This time include the squirrels, ferrets and wood peckers watching the Obama inauguration from outside the Obama supporter's window.
That should give a boost to the One's numbers...
640 | SteveC Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:48:41pm |
re: #627 jcm
beermeister, mere hatchling at 107 comments.
Just like a rookie. Shots start flying, he sticks his head up to see what's going on... and got it shot right off.
641 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:49:10pm |
re: #636 TheMatrix31
Well, that's fine. I already explained how I construed it when I heard it. I just asked the person who told me and he confirmed your (and others) opinions. If that's the real point of the joke, then that's disgusting. It didn't even cross my mind, as I laughed at it from a media attention-hype comparison perspective.
If #572 could be deleted please, I'd appreciate it Charles.
UP AGAINST THE WALL!...we're searching you for more illicit comments!....
relax
642 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:49:22pm |
re: #619 Fat Bastard Vegetarian "My cholesterol count is the envy of all who can count that high!it.
Joking - it's probably very low with you being a Vegetarian and all.
My cholesterol otoh, is probably very very High.
Such is life.
643 | solomonpanting Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:49:45pm |
644 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:50:00pm |
re: #639 foxsecret
Knowing the MSM, they would demand a recount. This time include the squirrels, ferrets and wood peckers watching the Obama inauguration from outside the Obama supporter's window.
That should give a boost to the One's numbers...
Wait One...
All the dead at Arlington, hell they do it in Chicago all the time.
645 | Mich-again Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:50:01pm |
Everybodys down at McDonnelzzz My People Need a Place to GO!
647 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:50:58pm |
648 | JohnAdams Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:51:08pm |
re: #636 TheMatrix31
Relax. It happens and you learn from it. I don't know how many times I've offended people in emails when they could not read into the sarcasm. All part of the confluence of electronic communication and overly sensitive PC times.
649 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:51:10pm |
re: #643 solomonpanting
Didn't mean to pile on or anything.
650 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:51:27pm |
re: #630 realwest
Hey jcm - good night to you! How are you doing my friend?
Kicking back, enjoying a beer, getting kids clothes ready for tomorrow, doing a few dishes, hanging out here.
651 | steve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:51:29pm |
Presidential Inauguration Ratings:
2009 - Barack Obama - 37.8 million
2005 – George W. Bush – 11.8 HH / 15.5 million
2001 – George W. Bush – 20.8 HH / 29.0 million
1997 – Bill Clinton – 17.1 HH / 21.6 million
1993 – Bill Clinton – 24.5 HH / 29.7 million
1989 – George Bush – 18.1 HH / 23.3 million
1985 – Ronald Reagan – 22.3 HH / 25.1 million
1981 – Ronald Reagan – 37.4 HH / 41.8 million
1977 – Jimmy Carter – 31.5 HH / 34.1 million
1973 – Richard Nixon – 28.5 HH / 33.0 million
Didn't 'Idol' beat out Obama in the ratings.
he he he
653 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:51:55pm |
Well I found a person that (according to google) has yet to be compared with Barack Obama.
Ed McMahon.
654 | Inquisitive Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:52:05pm |
re: #599 freedombilly
Did you all see that there was a Lizard removed at the end of the last thread?
I try to stay away for the creationist threads......
655 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:52:15pm |
re: #633 freedombilly
I thought blocked was = to banned, no?
And I'm doing ok, thanks for asking! How's about yourself?
656 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:52:19pm |
re: #642 realwest
"My cholesterol count is the envy of all who can count that high!
it.
Joking - it's probably very low with you being a Vegetarian and all.
My cholesterol otoh, is probably very very High.
Such is life.
Kinda funny. You can tell that physicians are not accustomed to seeing people of my ... uh ... wisdom (yeah, that's the ticket!) with hdl's lower than theirs.
On the down side... they draw blood again.
657 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:52:37pm |
re: #653 karmic_inquisitor
Well I found a person that (according to google) has yet to be compared with Barack Obama.
Ed McMahon.
YES! That's right, right?
658 | solomonpanting Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:52:47pm |
659 | freedombilly Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:53:00pm |
re: #647 ggt
Hello ggt. "stretch" is getting schooled on the eloquence of logic on the previous thread. This thread is pleasantly meandering.
660 | Dancing along the light of day Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:53:16pm |
Thanks for the laughs tonight.
Funny Lizards, y'all cheer me up to no end!
And the topics, and the tangents!
My oh my!
661 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:53:17pm |
A guy runs up to a McDonalds, throws a brink through the window, with a note tied to it. He then runs away.
Manager picks up the brick, and unties the note and opens it, and reads.
"You deserve a brick today at McDonalds!"
662 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:53:27pm |
re: #638 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Oh hell yeah. 46 year old, fat bastard guy...like 142. Crazy healthy low.
Once, when I was a bit younger, my cholesterol came in at 113. I asked my doctor if it was too low. As I was/am a non-meat eater, and otherwise in good health, he said no. I don't think I've ever broken 150.
663 | Silhouette Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:53:54pm |
re: #653 karmic_inquisitor
Well I found a person that (according to google) has yet to be compared with Barack Obama.
Ed McMahon.
He promised me 10 million dollars.
664 | Throbert McGee Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:53:55pm |
By the way, I saw some "anti-Zionist" freaks in DC on Tuesday, but they were a number of blocks away from the Mall (specifically, at Farrugut Square). Beltway-area lizards have probably seen their sad-ass "geodesic dome" (made from PVC piping and bedsheets) before -- sometimes they're on the actual circle that gives Dupont Circle its name.
My collection of random Inauguration ephemera also includes a Jews 4 Jesus leaflet of "Interesting Inaugural Facts" -- a bunch of Presidential trivia to soft-sell their usual pitch for "Y'shua."
Also, a foil-packaged O-BAM-AAH!™ "energy supplement" -- basically Red Bull in Pixy-Stix powdered form.
665 | TheMatrix31 Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:53:55pm |
I've never checked my cholesterol, but I should.
666 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:54:06pm |
re: #657 davinvalkri
YES! That's right, right?
My painstakingly thorough search effort (all of 3.5 seconds) proves without risk of contradiction that Obama has not been compared to Ed McMahon.
668 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:54:48pm |
re: #660 Floral Giraffe
Thanks for the laughs tonight.
Funny Lizards, y'all cheer me up to no end!
And the topics, and the tangents!
My oh my!
Topics, Tangents, and Tigers oh my...:)
669 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:55:07pm |
re: #659 freedombilly
Hello ggt. "stretch" is getting schooled on the eloquence of logic on the previous thread. This thread is pleasantly meandering.
I don't recall that nic. good eating?
670 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:55:20pm |
re: #663 Silhouette
He promised me 10 million dollars.
Well - we now have a basis for comparing Obama to Ed McMahon!
671 | JohnAdams Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:55:32pm |
re: #664 Throbert McGee
The video footage of the absolute wasteland of litter and debris on the Mall is pretty telling.
672 | steve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:56:05pm |
re: #662 ggt
Once, when I was a bit younger, my cholesterol came in at 113. I asked my doctor if it was too low. As I was/am a non-meat eater, and otherwise in good health, he said no. I don't think I've ever broken 150.
I would hate to see what mine is.
frustated and slightly depress for being laid off for five weeks. Been eating anything and everything.
673 | Kosh's Shadow Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:56:05pm |
re: #586 bellamags
MD 20/20? HA HA. that stuff was good mixed with sprite!
Wasn't that the recipe for Zima?
674 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:56:16pm |
re: #670 karmic_inquisitor
Well - we now have a basis for comparing Obama to Ed McMahon!
First one for google!
675 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:56:17pm |
676 | J.S. Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:56:23pm |
I was watching some "Entertainment Tonight" thing (CNN Headline News)...and, all I can say, is "wow." It was like they're all mesmerized? deluded? all crazed and "star struck?" I find it's really, really creepy...They played some new American "anthem" (?)...And Obama keeps saying how he's going to "change" America, etc. Personally, I just don't get it. I do not understand what's going on. It's as if they've all found their new "Messiah", their new "savior" -- but I don't see it...
677 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:56:34pm |
By the way, cholesterol is also hereditary. My dad eats live fat cows and freebases eggs by the dozen. He's 75 (next month); cholesterol counts are in the same range (for age, etc) as mine.
678 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:56:44pm |
re: #671 JohnAdams
The video footage of the absolute wasteland of litter and debris on the Mall is pretty telling.
and Carbon foot prints all over the frigging place...
679 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:56:58pm |
re: #671 JohnAdams
The video footage of the absolute wasteland of litter and debris on the Mall is pretty telling.
The Obamists should've handed out a trashbag and a pair of rubber gloves (cuz those pointy sticks are dangerous) to every third VOLUNTEER that passed the security checkpoint.
680 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:56:59pm |
re: #672 steve
I would hate to see what mine is.
frustated and slightly depress for being laid off for five weeks. Been eating anything and everything.
Even tho mine is low my LDL/HDL ratio is a little dicey. That is really what they look for these days.
682 | Silhouette Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:57:08pm |
re: #670 karmic_inquisitor
Well - we now have a basis for comparing Obama to Ed McMahon!
This could be a game.
Compare Obama to (fill in the blank.)
Obama to Roy Rogers.
Obama to the lady in the Where's the Beef commercial.
Obama to Jane Austen.
683 | Killer Tomato Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:57:09pm |
re: #671 JohnAdams
I wouldn't worry about it. I'm sure there'll be a bunch of people who'll run down there, clean it up and then go get their free coffee.
684 | solomonpanting Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:57:36pm |
re: #664 Throbert McGee
Also, a foil-packaged O-BAM-AAH!™ "energy supplement" -- basically Red Bull in Pixy-Stix powdered form.
His commie mentors were the subject of discussion here last night.
685 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:57:50pm |
re: #673 Kosh's Shadow
Wasn't that the recipe for Zima?
Now you're gonna get it. That's the secret, that is.
687 | Silhouette Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:58:31pm |
re: #675 ggt
ROTFLMAO
Okay, I make the Obama/McMahon connection joke with 10 million dollars, and KI gets the chuckles?!
688 | Killer Tomato Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:58:31pm |
re: #683 Killer Tomato
I wouldn't worry about it. I'm sure there'll be a bunch of people who'll run down there, clean it up and then go get their free coffee.
whoops! forgot /
689 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:58:55pm |
re: #677 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
By the way, cholesterol is also hereditary. My dad eats live fat cows and freebases eggs by the dozen. He's 75 (next month); cholesterol counts are in the same range (for age, etc) as mine.
My physician says that cardio exercise is the big determining factor. When my HDL/LDL is bad, he tells me to exercise more. He doesn't bitch at me about smoking or diet or anything. Since I mostly see geriatrics in his office waiting room, I figure he knows what he is talking about.
690 | foxsecret Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:58:58pm |
re: #676 J.S.
I was watching some "Entertainment Tonight" thing (CNN Headline News)...and, all I can say, is "wow." It was like they're all mesmerized? deluded? all crazed and "star struck?" I find it's really, really creepy...They played some new American "anthem" (?)...And Obama keeps saying how he's going to "change" America, etc. Personally, I just don't get it. I do not understand what's going on. It's as if they've all found their new "Messiah", their new "savior" -- but I don't see it...
I'm sick of it also!
Now is not a good time to watch TV...garbage in-garbage out meter is very high...beware!
691 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:59:28pm |
re: #683 Killer Tomato
I wouldn't worry about it. I'm sure there'll be a bunch of people who'll run down there, clean it up and then go get their free coffee.
Free Coffee? Is it fresh? Where?
692 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:59:33pm |
re: #647 ggt Hey ggt! I never heard of Navoo before - have y'all been there?
693 | steve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:59:37pm |
re: #680 ggt
Even tho mine is low my LDL/HDL ratio is a little dicey. That is really what they look for these days.
back in 2000 I was up to 215lb and went on Adkins for 6 months. Dropped to 185 but my bad choles was real high. Caused concern for the Doc but with in 2 months of going off Adkins it dropped down real low nad made the Doc happy.
694 | itellu3times Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:59:39pm |
re: #669 ggt
I don't recall that nic. good eating?
like yesterday's double-bubble from the bottom of the chair, yeah.
695 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 8:59:46pm |
re: #682 Silhouette
This could be a game.
Compare Obama to (fill in the blank.)
Obama to Roy Rogers.
Obama to the lady in the Where's the Beef commercial.
Obama to Jane Austen.
Roy Rogers served beef.
Clara Peller looked for beef.
Jane Austen had a beef.
None of them ever had to even look at Obama.
696 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:00:01pm |
re: #690 foxsecret
I'm sick of it also!
Now is not a good time to watch TV...garbage in-garbage out meter is very high...beware!
The internet is really really great!
And not just for porn now!
697 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:00:09pm |
re: #688 Killer Tomato
whoops! forgot /
Washington D. C. has just got to have a ton of folks doing the community service thing...
698 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:00:29pm |
re: #686 Iron Fist
I've never gotten why people seem to think Kennedy was so shit-hot. He fucked up the Bay of Pigs invasion, convinced Khrushchev that he was a pantywaist that could be pushed around, barely survived the Cuban Missile Crisis without getting us nuked, started Vietnam, and then was assassinated. Oh, I left out started the moon project. That one is good, I guess, but the rest of it is just plain awful.
I try to get what I'm missing, but I just can't see it. The people wanted "Camelot". Fine, read Once and Future King, don't try to graft it on to the rotting corpse of a mediocre President who had very few accomplishments. There's no there there.
I've come to the conclusion that there are a lot of people who want a King.
People are trying to do the same thing with the Obamessiah. If anything, they are worse. They really do worship Obama as some god made flesh as surely as the old Roman Emperors were worshipped as gods. It is scary, really.
700 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:00:35pm |
re: #682 Silhouette
This could be a game.
Compare Obama to (fill in the blank.)
Obama to Roy Rogers.
Obama to the lady in the Where's the Beef commercial.
Obama to Jane Austen.
Great idea. But be prepared for some hazzards. For example, you may want to grab your Official Obama Inaugural Barf Bag for this one (a top google hit for "Obama Jane Austen")
[Link: www.nytimes.com...]
701 | freedombilly Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:00:57pm |
re: #669 ggt
I don't recall that nic. good eating?
Just a newbie who got a little big for his junior britches.
702 | steve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:01:03pm |
re: #682 Silhouette
This could be a game.
Compare Obama to (fill in the blank.)
Obama to Roy Rogers.
Obama to the lady in the Where's the Beef commercial.
Obama to Jane Austen.
Obama to He-man
Obama to She-ra
Obama to Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force - Go!
703 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:01:03pm |
re: #650 jcm Ah, so Obama's election hasn't changed your life yet then, hmmm?
704 | JohnAdams Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:01:11pm |
re: #676 J.S.
I was watching some "Entertainment Tonight" thing (CNN Headline News)...and, all I can say, is "wow." It was like they're all mesmerized? deluded? all crazed and "star struck?" I find it's really, really creepy...They played some new American "anthem" (?)...And Obama keeps saying how he's going to "change" America, etc. Personally, I just don't get it. I do not understand what's going on. It's as if they've all found their new "Messiah", their new "savior" -- but I don't see it...
I am going through a similar thing. I actually find it much easier to accept Obama and give him a chance than to deal with the weird Messiah-lust of the people who have seemingly given up their lives to worship him. It is as though they've emerged from the Gates of Hell. I just want to tell them, it wasn't so bad before, and it isn't going to be so great going forward.
I feel like a dinosaur frankly. As though the world has turned over the crazy card and I am no longer relevant.
705 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:01:41pm |
706 | Unakite Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:01:56pm |
re: #639 foxsecret
Knowing the MSM, they would demand a recount. This time include the squirrels, ferrets and wood peckers watching the Obama inauguration from outside the Obama supporter's window.
That should give a boost to the One's numbers...
Or just ignore it. What you don't know can't hurt them.
707 | Fat Bastard Vegetarian Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:01:56pm |
re: #696 davinvalkri
The internet is really really great!
And not just for porn now!
Well. Heck. There are 23:45 hours left in a day.
709 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:02:09pm |
re: #684 solomonpanting
His commie mentors were the subject of discussion here last night.
I'm still laughing / shaking my head over last night.
711 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:02:36pm |
re: #702 steve
Obama to He-man
Obama to She-ra
Obama to Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force - Go!
Uh...all four are 2-D and somewhat juvenile?
712 | lifeofthemind Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:02:36pm |
I've taken a break for the day, anything been going on in the world?
714 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:03:05pm |
re: #692 realwest
Hey ggt! I never heard of Navoo before - have y'all been there?
Yeah, it's one of those places in Illinois that people in Illinois go. It's kinda like Springfield (Lincoln's grave and home), in that respect. I think people mostly go for the bleu cheese. I don't like bleu cheese, but hubby has to stop by when we are in the area and get some.
How you doin' tonite RW?
715 | Silhouette Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:03:06pm |
re: #700 karmic_inquisitor
Must they pore Obama crap into everything sacred?
716 | Unakite Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:03:09pm |
re: #640 SteveC
Just like a rookie. Shots start flying, he sticks his head up to see what's going on... and got it shot right off.
Hey, I' a rookie. Just trying to stay out of the line of fire.
(duck).
717 | steve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:03:20pm |
re: #708 Iron Fist
Time for me to try and sleep. If I can't, I'll probably be back. If not, have a fun night :-)
Hope you get to sleep. Will offer sacrifice for you if you wish!
718 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:03:38pm |
re: #701 freedombilly
Just a newbie who got a little big for his junior britches.
Ah, well, these things happen. Never too early to toughen the skin with scar tissue.
719 | Walter L. Newton Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:03:45pm |
re: #387 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Considering I never drink coffee anyways, its not really me boycotting them. I just dont like their attitude. Off to watch Lost
And what a "watch" that was. I'm going to watch it again, and again... I think I'm skipping.
720 | steve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:03:57pm |
721 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:04:08pm |
re: #698 ggt
I've come to the conclusion that there are a lot of people who want a King.
People are trying to do the same thing with the Obamessiah. If anything, they are worse. They really do worship Obama as some god made flesh as surely as the old Roman Emperors were worshipped as gods. It is scary, really.
People accused Bush of having an emperor complex. Then they do this Obama thing.
Wisdom of crowds?
722 | Silhouette Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:04:14pm |
re: #702 steve
Obama to He-man
Obama to She-ra
Obama to Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force - Go!
They are both heroes here to save our world.
They both like women.
They both are action figures.
723 | J.S. Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:04:15pm |
re: #704 JohnAdams
I'm feeling totally alien...totally out of it...like a spectator in some unfolding nightmare...
724 | Fenway_Nation Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:04:20pm |
re: #676 J.S.
Maybe someone can do a music video featuring the MainStream Mouthpieces adulation of 0bama to Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus.
725 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:04:30pm |
726 | unclassifiable Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:04:34pm |
I am on the "wait and see" status with the President. Easy to be "proactive" when Iraq is winding down, most of the senior staff is leaving, and the remaining Gitmo crowd will either be repatriated to their respective shitholes our gets to join the fine folks in Marion Federal Penitentiary.
What makes a president is what he does when the unexpected occurs.
/still suspicious
727 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:04:36pm |
re: #716 Unakite
Hey, I' a rookie. Just trying to stay out of the line of fire.
(duck).
Where's your helmet and flack jacket rookie?...:)
728 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:04:49pm |
re: #672 steve
Shit steve - 5 weeks? Do ya mind telling what city/state you live in and what y'all did for a living?
729 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:04:59pm |
re: #720 steve
And your point is?
You wanted a comparison. And while 2-d and juvenile are fine for children's cartoons, they're somewhat more problematic for the POTUS.
730 | itellu3times Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:05:01pm |
re: #704 JohnAdams
What he said.
Back in the day, people always asked, "How could civilized Germany have gone anti-semitic Nazi nuts?" OK, maybe it wasn't such a jump as all that, given a full historical view. But anyway, since the Clinton funnies in the 1990s, and the financial insanities now playing at a wallet in your pants, and the Obamatons and Pelosiacs not just Code Pink crazy on the sidewalk but actually in office - I now know, it can happen here.
731 | NY Nana Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:05:09pm |
re: #558 Alouette
Ha! We did the Gevalia schtick, too. Somehow we were able to get another one, with their standard offer. I keep the second one for Pesach.
NY Grampa loves the Columbian. And I am not usually a coffee drinker any more, but I tried it, and yes, it is the best.
The coffee maker is worth it, even without the coffee!
732 | Killer Tomato Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:05:16pm |
re: #691 ggt
Starbucks and HandsOn Network are launching a campaign to support the President-elect’s call for national service. Working together, we can create the change we all wish to see.
From January 21-25, 2009, you’ll be able to find local volunteer opportunities at [Link: pledge5.starbucks.com....] You’ll see how you can:
- support a local food bank
- provide skills to a nonprofit
- clean up your community
- walk or run for a cause
- mentor a child or teen
- help a local family in needAnd during those five days, when you pledge 5 hours for the charity or cause of your choice, Starbucks will salute your work and dedication with a free Tall brewed cup of coffee in participating U.S. Starbucks stores (not valid at airports or Barnes & Noble locations). It’s just a small token of gratitude for the big work we can all do together.
734 | lifeofthemind Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:05:50pm |
re: #655 realwest
I thought blocked was = to banned, no?
And I'm doing ok, thanks for asking! How's about yourself?
Evening, if I understand it seems that blocked means you cannot post but your archives remain. Banned means when queried the database replies "no such user." A friend told me that if you stiffed the Harvard Library they threatened to Expunge you. A fate worse than death.
735 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:06:11pm |
re: #686 Iron Fist
My grandmother cursed Kennedy and thought Roosevelt was a son of a bitch.
Unreformed, she was.
Kennedy was President when my uncle went to Viet Nam the first time. I think that was her gripe with him.
Roosevelt...hoo boy, she hated Roosevelt for so many reasons (good and bad).
736 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:06:14pm |
re: #721 karmic_inquisitor
People accused Bush of having an emperor complex. Then they do this Obama thing.
Wisdom of crowds?
I don't understand it. I'm basically in introvert, so I don't understand a lot of group dymanics.
737 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:06:22pm |
re: #721 karmic_inquisitor
People accused Bush of having an emperor complex. Then they do this Obama thing.
Wisdom of crowds?
Product of the celebrity culture?
738 | SteveC Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:06:44pm |
re: #656 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Kinda funny. You can tell that physicians are not accustomed to seeing people of my ... uh ... wisdom (yeah, that's the ticket!) with hdl's lower than theirs.
On the down side... they draw blood again.
Jeebus. The last time I had to have blood drawn, the nurse is sitting on my left, I offer my right arm. She wants my left.
"Can't find a pulse in my left arm. I have a shunt in that arm." But she's gonna try! Of course... no pulse.
So now she want to check clotting properties with the finger stick.
"That won't work, My Hemiglobin is too high, it causes the test machine to reset." But she's going to show that she can.... the machine gives an error code, as always.
So now she's going to do it veiniously. I offer my right arm. She want to stick my left! "Lady, you just stop right now, you have no idea what you are doing, and you know it so well you won't listen!"
THAT led to an interesting discussion with the office manager. *sigh*
739 | steve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:07:03pm |
re: #728 realwest
Shit steve - 5 weeks? Do ya mind telling what city/state you live in and what y'all did for a living?
Vancouver, WA
I work for a silicon wafer manufacturing plant. Worked in Facilities for 14 years before being naftaed. Now I work in what is called the puller room since 2000.
740 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:07:16pm |
re: #721 karmic_inquisitor
People accused Bush of having an emperor complex. Then they do this Obama thing.
Wisdom of crowds?
General vein of lunacy?
741 | Killer Tomato Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:07:33pm |
re: #710 Sharmuta
Right after the election I had to take a break for awhile. Then I had an accident and spent some time flat on my back (no wisecracks!) - anyway, I'm back.
742 | Unakite Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:07:54pm |
re: #665 TheMatrix31
I've never checked my cholesterol, but I should.
It would probably be better to have a doctor check it.
/
743 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:07:55pm |
re: #704 JohnAdams
I feel like a dinosaur frankly. As though the world has turned over the crazy card and I am no longer relevant.
< Obama speech voice on >
Together, we will use ridicule and laughter to weather the crazy shit storm. We will do this through the darkness and share a new dawn.
< Obama speech voice off >
744 | capitalist piglet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:08:09pm |
Good evening, night shift. Did you all see this?
Report: Obama to order closing of CIA "black sites" tomorrow
745 | Kosh's Shadow Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:08:24pm |
re: #730 itellu3times
What he said.
Back in the day, people always asked, "How could civilized Germany have gone anti-semitic Nazi nuts?" OK, maybe it wasn't such a jump as all that, given a full historical view. But anyway, since the Clinton funnies in the 1990s, and the financial insanities now playing at a wallet in your pants, and the Obamatons and Pelosiacs not just Code Pink crazy on the sidewalk but actually in office - I now know, it can happen here.
Don't forget the "Jews back to the ovens" protest in Ft. Lauderdale.
746 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:08:26pm |
re: #726 unclassifiable
I am on the "wait and see" status with the President. Easy to be "proactive" when Iraq is winding down, most of the senior staff is leaving, and the remaining Gitmo crowd will either be repatriated to their respective shitholes our gets to join the fine folks in Marion Federal Penitentiary.
What makes a president is what he does when the unexpected occurs.
/still suspicious
I think a lot of our on a wait and see mode. My problem is he has a track record, like the thread last night, it's there for those willing to follow it. It's not encouraging, the pointers of that record.
747 | JohnAdams Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:08:26pm |
re: #723 J.S.
I'm feeling totally alien...totally out of it...like a spectator in some unfolding nightmare...
I have many lib friends, many of whom sent me all their bullshit and bitching about Bush over the years... and I want to yell at them all and say look at me, remember the shit you said?...well notice how I just go about my business and live my life. But I don't even wanna give them that.
749 | Throbert McGee Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:08:31pm |
re: #633 freedombilly
It was beermeister and they were blocked, not banned.
For a gratuitously homophobic comment about "recruiting and indoctrinating" kids. (In response to my comment that textbook-bestickering Creationists are like unto radical "Queer" activists, in that both groups try to push their pet agendas into school curricula. And, I might add, the Creationists do the crybaby "if you don't let me express my POV in public schools, you are oppressing me" schtick just as eagerly and shamelessly as the Queer activists do.)
750 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:08:45pm |
re: #732 Killer Tomato
I've been pretty neutral on Starbucks because they support the troops, or did IIRC, in some way.
I think they are trying to revive their business and this gives them a way to do so.
Been cutting costs at home, so Starbucks has been out of the budget for some time.
751 | OldLineTexan Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:09:19pm |
752 | Kosh's Shadow Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:09:36pm |
re: #734 lifeofthemind
Evening, if I understand it seems that blocked means you cannot post but your archives remain. Banned means when queried the database replies "no such user." A friend told me that if you stiffed the Harvard Library they threatened to Expunge you. A fate worse than death.
Is that like being expelled from Hogwart's?
753 | Irish Rose Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:09:43pm |
re: #8 Killgore Trout
"Baby killing women, Porno freaks, sports nuts, drunks, Homos, Jesus mockers, Mormons..."
I'm 3 out of 7. Not bad, eh?
LMAO
754 | freedombilly Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:09:49pm |
re: #655 realwest
I thought blocked was = to banned, no?
And I'm doing ok, thanks for asking! How's about yourself?
I meant blocked not deleted. You are right. I am doing alright considering I survived the inauguration of the Messiah here in DC.
755 | TheMatrix31 Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:09:51pm |
re: #750 ggt
I've been pretty neutral on Starbucks because they support the troops, or did IIRC, in some way.
I think they are trying to revive their business and this gives them a way to do so.
Been cutting costs at home, so Starbucks has been out of the budget for some time.
Good thing for me, I don't like coffee. I do like hot white chocolate though. Unfortunately, in LA, it's been over 80 for about a week and a half now.
756 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:10:19pm |
re: #744 capitalist piglet
Good evening, night shift. Did you all see this?
Report: Obama to order closing of CIA "black sites" tomorrow
Yup, more pandering...hate to say this, but he panders better then Hanoi John Kerry...and he's got a degree in pandering.
757 | NY Nana Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:10:28pm |
re: #741 Killer Tomato
The killer tomato was attacked? ;)
Seriously, it's great to see you back. Stay well.
758 | Killer Tomato Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:10:28pm |
re: #750 ggt
I've never really given their politics any thought - can't stand their coffee so it makes no difference to me.
759 | esch Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:10:38pm |
re: #738 SteveC
I've met plenty of idiots in healthcare. One of the most horrible nights of my life involved 13 IV tries. Then I stopped the nurse as she was about to inject the drug that was WRITTEN ON MY ALLERGY BRACELET 1 INCH away from the IV, asking her what it was. "Oops!" Idiot.
760 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:10:40pm |
re: #738 SteveC
Jeebus. The last time I had to have blood drawn, the nurse is sitting on my left, I offer my right arm. She wants my left.
"Can't find a pulse in my left arm. I have a shunt in that arm." But she's gonna try! Of course... no pulse.
So now she want to check clotting properties with the finger stick.
"That won't work, My Hemiglobin is too high, it causes the test machine to reset." But she's going to show that she can.... the machine gives an error code, as always.
did you have an actual RN. I never have luck with the techs, but breathe a sigh of relief when an old, gray-haired RN comes in the room.
So now she's going to do it veiniously. I offer my right arm. She want to stick my left! "Lady, you just stop right now, you have no idea what you are doing, and you know it so well you won't listen!"THAT led to an interesting discussion with the office manager. *sigh*
761 | JohnAdams Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:11:09pm |
re: #743 karmic_inquisitor
< Obama speech voice on >
Together, we will use ridicule and laughter to weather the crazy shit storm. We will do this through the darkness and share a new dawn.
< Obama speech voice off >
Heh...thing is, I can hear him!
762 | Throbert McGee Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:11:42pm |
re: #692 realwest
I never heard of Navoo before - have y'all been there?
Wasn't that the home planet of Queen Amygdala and Jub-Jub?
763 | Killer Tomato Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:11:55pm |
re: #757 NY Nana
Hey Nana! Thanks! Good to be able to check in - I was going nuts without my LGF fix every day!
764 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:11:56pm |
re: #761 JohnAdams
Heh...thing is, I can hear him!
Oh my god, I can too. Most of us have been on television blackout for the past 24 hours, but he's...still...there!
765 | Dancing along the light of day Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:12:27pm |
re: #741 Killer Tomato
Glad you are back & hope you are doing well?
766 | capitalist piglet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:12:40pm |
re: #756 Dustyvet
Yup, more pandering...hate to say this, but he panders better then Hanoi John Kerry...and he's got a degree in pandering.
He scares the hell out of me.
767 | JohnAdams Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:13:48pm |
re: #764 davinvalkri
Oh my god, I can too. Most of us have been on television blackout for the past 24 hours, but he's...still...there!
You can tell there is a very seriously disciplined voice inside him telling him to stop trying to channel MLK, but occasionally he gives way to it.
768 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:13:51pm |
769 | unclassifiable Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:14:01pm |
re: #746 jcm
My problem is that this guy (sorry for the sports analogy) is a counter puncher. He will do nothing (except platitudes -- he's good at that) unless he has to. The problem is that the world itself has evolved to the point where the first punch can be absolutely devastating.
770 | mattm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:14:01pm |
re: #11 karmic_inquisitor
Just put this on the last thread, but more relevant to this one.
Just heard one of the dark princes of hedge funds, former George Soros partner Jim Rogers, just thrash Obama and his economic team, and then he took Geithner outside for a chain whipping.
The only story on it so far is from the Beeb itself, which spared Obama and focused on Geithner.
Liberals eating liberals. I love it.
771 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:14:30pm |
re: #766 capitalist piglet
He scares the hell out of me.
I figure by the middle of next week, he'll start on down grading the military...
772 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:14:33pm |
773 | SteveC Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:14:51pm |
re: #760 ggt
Nope. Drew a Tech.
Now my sister in law is a tech, and a pretty good one. She's done a draw on me before. But she was at a different hospital.
774 | Killer Tomato Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:15:14pm |
re: #765 Floral Giraffe
Glad you are back & hope you are doing well?
Well let's see - last time I posted, GWB was President, and now....
775 | mattm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:15:32pm |
I don't environmentalists would like the Hummer H2 as a giant ad for the energy bar. Or the communists.
776 | USCMSNE Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:16:23pm |
OT: I hope this administration fails miserably¹.
¹Disclaimer: Use of the term “fail miserably” is predicated on the user’s belief that socialism and collective government policies will do irrevocable damage to the country. Therefore it is incumbent that any implementation of a policy that undermines an individual’s inalienable right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness (specifically in that order), and thus would do damage to this country, fails miserably and the person responsible for implementing said policy fails miserably. These objections are based solely on the users desire for this country and her citizens to be (1) safe, (2) free, and (3) prosperous. The user emphatically disagrees with the socialist philosophy and collectivist motivation of the current administration and beyond the stated objections wishes the current administration success in both their official and private endeavors.
/Can I get lawhawk or other legal lizard to give me a proof read before I put this in the fine print of every post.
777 | lifeofthemind Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:16:33pm |
re: #744 capitalist piglet
Good evening, night shift. Did you all see this?
Report: Obama to order closing of CIA "black sites" tomorrow
Idiocy, all these policies with the accompanying intrusion of lawyers into battlefield decisions, give the soldiers massive perverse incentives to not take prisoners. That has three consequences:
1) moral, it encourages conduct contrary to the UCMJ and our traditions
2) political, it impedes our ability to transition from combat to positive relations with
the people where our forces operate
3) operational, it denies us the benefits of gaining intelligence from prisoners.
778 | Unakite Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:16:43pm |
re: #727 Dustyvet
Where's your helmet and flack jacket rookie?...:)
Oops, I..uh..I left it... uh..the dog ate it. Yeah, that's it!
779 | rawmuse Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:16:51pm |
I miss the nights when all we would comment on were guns and boobs.
780 | Fenway_Nation Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:17:51pm |
Should the title of this thread be
Age of Hoper at the Inauguration
?
Also, how much longer until we change over to the overnight hopen thread?
781 | Silhouette Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:18:03pm |
Midnight headline check.
Obama to ban abusive interrogations, order Guantanamo closed
Finally realizing our actions do not come anywhere close to torture, they are going to ban ABUSE? Leaving us with "pretty please."
Israel, Hamas disagree on civilian death toll during fighting
Ooh, ooh, let me guess which is closest to the truth. Pick me! Pick me!
First daughters Sasha, Malia may lift J. Crew's bottom line
Money spent on Palin's new clothes was wasteful and evil, but money spent on the Obama children is (cue anthem) helping to save the businesses of America.
782 | davinvalkri Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:18:12pm |
re: #779 rawmuse
I miss the nights when all we would comment on were guns and boobs.
There's some enlightening back and forth about hymens and hyphens up-thread.
783 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:18:18pm |
re: #778 Unakite
Oops, I..uh..I left it... uh..the dog ate it. Yeah, that's it!
I should have used that one for my 1st Sgt in Vietnam 41 years ago...:) Perfect...
784 | freedombilly Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:18:42pm |
re: #779 rawmuse
I miss the nights when all we would comment on were guns and boobs.
I am always a fan of the boob threads.
785 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:19:01pm |
re: #686 Iron Fist Gee Iron Fist, never knew you felt that way. See I remember things a little differently that you do: I remember the Bay of Pigs being an "invasion" cooked up by the CIA, using (mostly) ex-pat Cubans which depended on US airpower. And that JFK didn't find out about it until it was too late to stop it, but also didn't send in our Air Force or Navy Air because, under International law that would have been the same as declaring war on Cuba - I'm not saying that would have been a Bad Thing, but JFK apparently was sooo newly installed as POTUS he wasn't looking to start a war that the CIA started (oh and btw, in one of Nixon's memoirs he recalled thinking the CIA was out of it's mind for planning the Bay of Pigs, but also didn't think anything would come of the planning). Of course this was after he resigned the Presidency so Nixon may have been trying to burnish his image for history's sake. As for the USSR, I remember the fear I felt when a US Navy Destroyer stopped the Soviet Freighter with missile shaped containers on deck and it turned around and there was no nuclear war - and I was proud of the Navy and of JFK for standing up to the Soviet Union. Vietnam I'll grant you - it was STUPID in the extreme, but JFK was SO unpopular that he felt he needed to go to Texas to shore up his support for his re-election. He was not the "popular" figure that the MSM makes him out to be until AFTER he was murdered.
And,like most Americans, I don't exactly appreciate anyone trying to murder a duly elected POTUS.
786 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:19:07pm |
re: #777 lifeofthemind
Tell me if I'm wrong, BUT the Military is, in reality, in charge --they take a back seat because they respect the Constitution and Civlilian Leadership concept. They don't have to, they have the big guns. No amount of paperwork is going to change that.
787 | unclassifiable Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:19:19pm |
re: #779 rawmuse
I miss the nights when all we would comment on were guns and boobs.
We are hiding the guns and the boobs are running the government now.
788 | Charles Johnson Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:19:29pm |
I've had it up to here with people who think they can sneak in little sly "assassination" references on my site and get away with it. That kind of stuff is not funny, and not welcome, and I'm going to yank the account of anyone who does it. Period. Full stop.
789 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:19:56pm |
re: #769 unclassifiable
My problem is that this guy (sorry for the sports analogy) is a counter puncher. He will do nothing (except platitudes -- he's good at that) unless he has to. The problem is that the world itself has evolved to the point where the first punch can be absolutely devastating.
Good analogy. In todays world you have to be proactive and get inside the other guys OODA loop. GWB did that, and we've been safe for 7 years. Clinton did not and a series of attacks led to 9/11. As you said, I don't see him being that pro-active.
790 | albusteve Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:19:57pm |
re: #686 Iron Fist
I've never gotten why people seem to think Kennedy was so shit-hot. He fucked up the Bay of Pigs invasion, convinced Khrushchev that he was a pantywaist that could be pushed around, barely survived the Cuban Missile Crisis without getting us nuked, started Vietnam, and then was assassinated. Oh, I left out started the moon project. That one is good, I guess, but the rest of it is just plain awful.
I try to get what I'm missing, but I just can't see it. The people wanted "Camelot". Fine, read Once and Future King, don't try to graft it on to the rotting corpse of a mediocre President who had very few accomplishments. There's no there there.
People are trying to do the same thing with the Obamessiah. If anything, they are worse. They really do worship Obama as some god made flesh as surely as the old Roman Emperors were worshipped as gods. It is scary, really.
he got his PT boat run down by a destroyer...killed his crew and Big Joe got him a medal for it....dereliction of duty pays for a Kennedy
791 | lifeofthemind Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:20:04pm |
re: #752 Kosh's Shadow
Is that like being expelled from Hogwart's?
Wouldn't be shocked if the held a ceremony in 17th century get up.
792 | freedombilly Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:21:11pm |
re: #788 Charles
Respect the office. Now and forever. Period.
793 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:21:13pm |
re: #705 OldLineTexan
Well I spelled it the way ggt did, so as to not embarrass her by correcting her spelling.
794 | Sharmuta Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:21:18pm |
re: #741 Killer Tomato
Right after the election I had to take a break for awhile. Then I had an accident and spent some time flat on my back (no wisecracks!) - anyway, I'm back.
I'm so sorry to hear you weren't well, but I'm very happy to hear you're doing better, and I'm glad to see you back.
795 | MandyManners Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:23:12pm |
re: #771 Dustyvet
I figure by the middle of next week, he'll start on down grading the military...
He started last night.
796 | foxsecret Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:23:33pm |
re: #744 capitalist piglet
Good evening, night shift. Did you all see this?
Report: Obama to order closing of CIA "black sites" tomorrow
It goes to show it's easier to destroy then to build.
The effort it took for a nation like ours to become a super power can be taken down by a few strokes of a pen of a naive, incompetent POTUS.
Notice he is attacking our national security measures first before moving on to other types of destruction.
797 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:23:38pm |
re: #793 realwest
Well I spelled it the way ggt did, so as to not embarrass her by correcting her spelling.
Aw, thanks RW. It's so late, I wouldn't have noticed if you did.
798 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:23:48pm |
re: #714 ggt I'm doing ok, thanks - and you know I feel stupid but I didn't know Lincoln was buried in Springfield.
How are y'all doing tonight?
799 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:24:41pm |
re: #785 realwest
I single minor quibble with your excellent post. I think in overall context of the Cold War and the Soviet and Chinese activity in SEA, supporting S. Vietnam was the correct decision. The execution of that support was a complete and utter Charlie Fox beginning to end.
800 | Killian Bundy Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:25:50pm |
Taliban demands end to music on Pakistan buses
Bus drivers in northwest Pakistan have begun removing audio and video equipment from their vehicles after Taliban militants threatened suicide attacks against those who played music or movies for their passengers, an industry official said Tuesday.
Transport workers in Mardan town received letters this week from militants saying that buses offering such entertainment were guilty of spreading "vulgarity and obscenity," Walid Mir, general secretary of the town's transport union, told The Associated Press.
The militants said they would check the buses and that suicide attacks would be carried out against vehicles that still had audio and video equipment — prompting union members to act quickly, Mir said.
The Taliban letter complained that traveling in buses that provide audiovisual entertainment was a "source of mental agony for pious people," according to a text obtained by AP.
/geez, lighten up Francis
801 | Silhouette Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:26:00pm |
re: #798 realwest
I'm doing ok, thanks - and you know I feel stupid but I didn't know Lincoln was buried in Springfield.
You feel stupid? I didn't even know he was sick.
802 | lifeofthemind Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:26:28pm |
re: #786 ggt
Tell me if I'm wrong, BUT the Military is, in reality, in charge --they take a back seat because they respect the Constitution and Civlilian Leadership concept. They don't have to, they have the big guns. No amount of paperwork is going to change that.
I don't understand you, the prisons are not military, they are under civilian control through the CIA, and even Defense Intel has a largely civilian staff. Also I do not see how it matters, my concern is that people at the lowest tactical level may disobey orders. That can happen with bad results in both the civilian and military service. My concern was not with a large scale defiance by senior officers, that is movie stuff. In reality they obey or resign, they do not run secret prisons without telling the President. That would be a moonbat fantasy.
803 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:27:08pm |
I was just thinking, that at the age of 61, I have two memories that I'll take to the grave with me. November 22, 1963, I was in an 8th grade math class, and September 11, 2001, I had just cut the grass, and came into the house just in time to see the second airliner hit the WTC on TV...
804 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:28:08pm |
re: #798 realwest
I'm doing ok, thanks - and you know I feel stupid but I didn't know Lincoln was buried in Springfield.
How are y'all doing tonight?
Wait till he finds out who's in Grants Tomb...
805 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:28:40pm |
re: #798 realwest
I'm doing ok, thanks - and you know I feel stupid but I didn't know Lincoln was buried in Springfield.
How are y'all doing tonight?
Hangin' in there, tired. Thanks for askin'.
806 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:29:10pm |
807 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:29:50pm |
re: #737 jcm
I do believe you're right about that Obama being the beneficiary of the Celebrity Culture. Of course, it helped his celebrity status that he was the first Black man ever to run for POTUS but not as much as the fact that, apparently, a helluva lot of Americans really DO want a Nanny State.
That's one of the most depressing aspects of his victory.
808 | Killer Tomato Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:30:08pm |
re: #794 Sharmuta
I'm so sorry to hear you weren't well, but I'm very happy to hear you're doing better, and I'm glad to see you back.
Thanks, Sharm! I really am glad to be back.
And now I gotta go get some sleep.
Thanks for the well wishes everyone - 'night!
809 | Dancing along the light of day Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:30:55pm |
re: #802 lifeofthemind
Unfortunately, we have LOTS of moonbats running around, behaving like they are in charge, just now....
810 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:31:46pm |
re: #803 Dustyvet
I was just thinking, that at the age of 61, I have two memories that I'll take to the grave with me. November 22, 1963, I was in an 8th grade math class, and September 11, 2001, I had just cut the grass, and came into the house just in time to see the second airliner hit the WTC on TV...
Nov. 22, '63 is my first memory. I was 3 and a half. What I remember is being on my dad's shoulders when a large noisy, busy place, came to a complete standstill and utterly quiet. Later my dad told me about it. We were in Chicago's O'hara Airport when the announcement of the assassination came over the PA.
812 | Erik The Red Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:31:52pm |
re: #806 Dustyvet
Hey dv glad you decided to stick around. We need the humor around here and you do add value here with the serious stuff to.
813 | lifeofthemind Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:31:52pm |
re: #809 Floral Giraffe
Unfortunately, we have LOTS of moonbats running around, behaving like they are in charge, just now....
Even worse, they are in charge.
814 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:31:57pm |
re: #809 Floral Giraffe
Unfortunately, we have LOTS of moonbats running around, behaving like they are in charge, just now....
Wondering if a can of RAID would help?
815 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:32:18pm |
re: #739 steve Uh, you mean you worked in a "puller room" or you still do?
And what is a puller room (sorry, but I just barely know what a silicon wafer is!)?
816 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:32:30pm |
re: #812 Erik The Red
Hey dv glad you decided to stick around. We need the humor around here and you do add value here with the serious stuff to.
TA Red...:)
817 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:32:39pm |
re: #802 lifeofthemind
I don't understand you, the prisons are not military, they are under civilian control through the CIA, and even Defense Intel has a largely civilian staff. Also I do not see how it matters, my concern is that people at the lowest tactical level may disobey orders. That can happen with bad results in both the civilian and military service. My concern was not with a large scale defiance by senior officers, that is movie stuff. In reality they obey or resign, they do not run secret prisons without telling the President. That would be a moonbat fantasy.
I don't advocate the military doing anything you mentioned. I just can't fathom a President working against the military, when it is so obviously counter-productive. I'm tired and it is too late for me to word my thoughts correctly. Perhaps another day . . .
818 | unclassifiable Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:32:43pm |
Good night folks.
About 90 days from now all of these executive orders will start having CONSEQUENCES, and then the President will slow down; contemplate things a little more; maybe a nice trip; like Australia or someplace like that.
819 | Maximu§ Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:33:05pm |
re: #800 Killian Bundy
Taliban demands end to music on Pakistan buses
/geez, lighten up Francis
I wonder what they would say about those talking gas-pumps we're being tortured with.....:
820 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:33:43pm |
re: #807 realwest
I do believe you're right about that Obama being the beneficiary of the Celebrity Culture. Of course, it helped his celebrity status that he was the first Black man ever to run for POTUS but not as much as the fact that, apparently, a helluva lot of Americans really DO want a Nanny State.
That's one of the most depressing aspects of his victory.
At the rate Obama proposes the nanny state ponzi scheme will collapse sooner than later.
821 | lifeofthemind Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:34:47pm |
re: #800 Killian Bundy
Taliban demands end to music on Pakistan buses
/geez, lighten up Francis
Give them 18 months and they will be demanding the end to haram music on greyhound buses and airplanes in America.
822 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:35:14pm |
re: #739 steve
Vancouver, WA
I work for a silicon wafer manufacturing plant. Worked in Facilities for 14 years before being naftaed. Now I work in what is called the puller room since 2000.
Intel?
823 | esch Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:35:33pm |
re: #809 Floral Giraffe
Unfortunately, we have LOTS of moonbats running around, behaving like they are in charge, just now....
Oh, it'll pass. This IS the left we're talking about. Once it's THEIR turn to sacrifice, they'll geek.
0's going to have to throw a lot of tantrums.
824 | karmic_inquisitor Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:35:37pm |
Thing about celebrity - very few have staying power.
And Obama has made it this far by avoiding decisions.
He is now compelled to make them, and has to live with the consequences. No more "distraction" bullshit.
52% bought his act.
His favorable is at 72%, which means half of those who didn't vote for him are of ggodwill and think it is fair to give the guy a chance. But that is not a sustainable number without doing something concrete and compelling that puts the Nation a better footing. Not likely to happen. Like so many stars, we will see his star fade.
825 | Charles Johnson Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:36:36pm |
I've restored Matrix31's account, because I believe he didn't mean to cross that line. But I am dead serious about this zero tolerance policy. If I have to turn over my logs to the Secret Service because someone just had to vent at my site, I am going to be SERIOUSLY pissed off.
826 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:36:37pm |
re: #756 Dustyvet
Actually I thought John 'Effin Kerry had a Masters degree in pandering; what, is Obama going for a PhD?
827 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:36:37pm |
re: #819 Maximu§
I wonder what they would say about those talking gas-pumps we're being tortured with.....:
Two aliens, Zathar and Caad, landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station.
They approached the gas pumps and Zathar said to it "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader. "
The gas pump, of course, did not respond.
Zathar repeated the greeting and there was still no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived as the gas pump's haughty attitude, Zathar drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings Earthling, we come in peace. Why do you dare ignore us this way? Take us to your leader now, or I will be forced to fire upon you."
Caad began to warn his comrade, "No, you must not anger him................", but ...before he could finish his warning Zathar fired upon the gas pump.
There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert where they landed in a heap.
When they finally regained consciousness (aliens have tough skin) Zathar turned to Caad and said "What a ferocious creature. It nearly killed us. How did you determine it to be so dangerous?"
Caad answered, "If there is one thing I have learned in my travels throughout the galaxy, it is that if a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick in his own ear, don't mess with him."
828 | TheMatrix31 Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:36:47pm |
Thanks Charles, for understanding the misunderstanding.
829 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:37:32pm |
re: #826 realwest
Actually I thought John 'Effin Kerry had a Masters degree in pandering; what, is Obama going for a PhD?
Yup...:)
831 | TheMatrix31 Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:38:43pm |
re: #825 Charles
I've restored Matrix31's account, because I believe he didn't mean to cross that line. But I am dead serious about this zero tolerance policy. If I have to turn over my logs to the Secret Service because someone just had to vent at my site, I am going to be SERIOUSLY pissed off.
And of course, I fully agree about the policy. That stuff is reprehensible, and I lashed out at the person who told me the joke when he told me what HE intended it to mean versus what I took it as. I guess that's the difference between someone with his head on straight such as myself, and others with warped, disgusting senses of humor.
832 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:38:50pm |
On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, an incident they say has been covered up by the military.
March 31, 1948, nine months after that day, Al Gore was born.
That clears up a lot of things.
833 | Dancing along the light of day Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:40:13pm |
How much wood would an 0bama chuck
if an 0bama could chuck wood?
834 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:40:22pm |
re: #832 Dustyvet
On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, an incident they say has been covered up by the military.
March 31, 1948, nine months after that day, Al Gore was born.
That clears up a lot of things.
Damn, you, I have to clean beer off my laptop!
ROFLMAO!
835 | Maximu§ Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:41:24pm |
Its sad to say that Moonbats will be planted in here just to make threatening comments towards President Obama, so as to make LGF out to be a "hate-filled" website.
If the SS wants to find hateful, threatening posts, just go to Dailykos.
836 | melinwy Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:41:57pm |
I think the scariest thing for me, is that he has seen the classified info on the terror threats which probably come in daily (new ones) and yet he still signed an order to close gitmo and also closing CIA black sites.....is he trying to hamstring the country? Seems so.
837 | HelloDare Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:42:09pm |
re: #832 Dustyvet
On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, an incident they say has been covered up by the military.
March 31, 1948, nine months after that day, Al Gore was born.
That clears up a lot of things.
And not he's too fat to get on a space ship. We're stuck with him.
838 | freedombilly Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:42:10pm |
Good night to this thread too. I am hitting the sack. Play nice and avoid the previous thread if you don't have your patient pants on!
839 | HelloDare Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:42:32pm |
re: #837 HelloDare
And
notnow he's too fat to get on a space ship. We're stuck with him.
840 | TheMatrix31 Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:42:36pm |
re: #833 Floral Giraffe
How much wood would an 0bama chuck
if an 0bama could chuck wood?
He'll take the wood that he chucks, and re-distribute it to those who do not have such wood.
842 | lifeofthemind Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:42:56pm |
re: #831 TheMatrix31
the difference between someone with his head on straight such as myself, and others with warped, disgusting senses of humor.
Hey, I resemble that!
844 | nigella Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:43:48pm |
Hi all, I just read Obama is going to do an executive order to close the so called"black zones" the cooperation between Foreign intelligence organizations and the CIA in interrogations of terrorists. Sorry but is our new "leader" insane? Sorry I don't need an answer to that I already know. God help us, and the rest of the World.
845 | Walter L. Newton Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:43:59pm |
re: #834 jcm
Damn, you, I have to clean beer off my laptop!
ROFLMAO!
You should not be drinking and surfing at the same time.
847 | lifeofthemind Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:44:13pm |
re: #833 Floral Giraffe
How much wood would an 0bama chuck
if an 0bama could chuck wood?
Two peices for a photo op is his limit, has he ever done shudder manual labor?
848 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:45:01pm |
re: #845 Walter L. Newton
You should not be drinking and surfing at the same time.
The internet po-lice will never catch me.......
849 | TheMatrix31 Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:46:00pm |
850 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:46:07pm |
re: #847 lifeofthemind
Two peices for a photo op is his limit, has he ever done shudder manual labor?
Besides I think he chucks waffles...not wood...
851 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:49:39pm |
re: #789 jcm OTOH, I remember hearing how McCain was getting inside of Obama's OODA loop and that didn't turn out so well, now did it?!
Actually we had this discussion last evening but I'm gonna repeat my part: I can't stand Obama's policies (such as I can discern them) I can't stand everyone I know of the he freely CHOOSES to associate with (Ayers, Dohrn, Wright, Emmanuel et.al.) but he IS the POTUS. IF he keeps America safe from attack, if he can do something to help our semi-free market economy and he doesn't do any long term structural damage (e.g., nationalizing health care) then I'll consider him to be a good POTUS and will refrain from being critical of him. If he doesn't do those things he WILL be a crappy POTUS and I will be communicating that to him and everyone else I know.
That's about the extent of my wait and see attitude about Obama. And he's already on tenuous ground as far as I'm concerned.
852 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:49:42pm |
AT THE WATERGATE
A couple from out-of-town stays at the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The wife is concerned with the privacy there. To soothe her mind, the husband says he will search the room for a bug. He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug. Under the rug he finds a disc with four screws. He gets his Swiss Army knife, unscrews the screws, and throws them and the disc out the window. The next morning, the hotel manager asks the couple how their stay was. The husband immediately becomes suspicious and wants to know why he's being questioned. The hotel manager replies, "Well, the room under you complained of the chandelier falling on them!"
853 | esch Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:50:13pm |
re: #844 nigella
There's a huge difference between crazy and foolish. Foolish can be fixed with enough painful lessons. I hope not too many die before he learns a modicum of wisdom.
854 | Syrah Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:50:31pm |
re: #844 nigella
Hi all, I just read Obama is going to do an executive order to close the so called"black zones" the cooperation between Foreign intelligence organizations and the CIA in interrogations of terrorists. Sorry but is our new "leader" insane? Sorry I don't need an answer to that I already know. God help us, and the rest of the World.
He will make everything so dainty and nice.
Unicorns and Rainbows!
/The left lives in a dream world.
855 | MandyManners Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:52:53pm |
856 | nigella Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:54:17pm |
All I can say that in his first 24 hours as POTUS, he has done exactly what I feared he would do, weaken Americas' defenses, at least in my observation.
857 | hous bin pharteen Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:54:46pm |
Its been 2 days, and I am already sick of the bullshit. They want to close GITMO but put Bush and Cheney on trial? For someone who saw the towers burning, I don't care what happens next. You want to pour gasoline while smoking your joint, have fun! If your that stupid, have your relatives find your body. Or whats left of it. The thing that makes me happy is the Devils leaving the Meodowlands. At least its downwind. Even North Korea is starting to flex its muscles with the new El Presidente.
But they say the are worried about global warming. But they have no problem with 2,000 degrees.
859 | lifeofthemind Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:55:13pm |
re: #851 realwest
OTOH, I remember hearing how McCain was getting inside of Obama's OODA loop and that didn't turn out so well, now did it?!
Actually we had this discussion last evening but I'm gonna repeat my part: I can't stand Obama's policies (such as I can discern them) I can't stand everyone I know of the he freely CHOOSES to associate with (Ayers, Dohrn, Wright, Emmanuel et.al.) but he IS the POTUS. IF he keeps America safe from attack, if he can do something to help our semi-free market economy and he doesn't do any long term structural damage (e.g., nationalizing health care) then I'll consider him to be a good POTUS and will refrain from being critical of him. If he doesn't do those things he WILL be a crappy POTUS and I will be communicating that to him and everyone else I know.
That's about the extent of my wait and see attitude about Obama. And he's already on tenuous ground as far as I'm concerned.
My theory for the present is that McCain was doing well, getting inside Obama's OODA loop and having his staff pump out great videos for the 5 weeks up to the Republican Convention. Then the real John McCain was kidnapped and replaced by his evil twin Skippy who lost the election. We may be able to add Rosewell to this, or even a well endowed gas pump.
860 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:55:45pm |
re: #790 albusteve
Ah, no. He didn't get his crew killed for it - one of them did survive and wrote a book about PT-109 and his experiences and blames JFK for nothing that happened. Moreover, unlike John Effin Kerry, JFK did in fact "see" combat and was, IMO,duly awarded a medal for outstanding bravery above and beyond the call of duty.
You didn't have to agree with him politically; I didn't.
But you should not denigrate his wartime service; his big daddy Joe could have kept JFK off of PT boats altogether and JFK chose to take one - and PT boat service was notoriously dangerous duty.
861 | MandyManners Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:56:31pm |
re: #856 nigella
All I can say that in his first 24 hours as POTUS, he has done exactly what I feared he would do, weaken Americas' defenses, at least in my observation.
All those here who've spoken down from their mighty and lofty perches to tell us to give him a chance should be eating a ton of crow by now. I hope they choke on it.
Good night, Lizards!
862 | capitalist piglet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:57:17pm |
re: #851 realwest
It's his first full day on the job, and already he's going after Gitmo and the CIA.
I want to be comfortable with him at the helm, but I just can't. Not like this. I think Americans who thought they hated President Bush are going to learn a new appreciation for him one day.
863 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:58:20pm |
re: #851 realwest
OTOH, I remember hearing how McCain was getting inside of Obama's OODA loop and that didn't turn out so well, now did it?!
Actually we had this discussion last evening but I'm gonna repeat my part: I can't stand Obama's policies (such as I can discern them) I can't stand everyone I know of the he freely CHOOSES to associate with (Ayers, Dohrn, Wright, Emmanuel et.al.) but he IS the POTUS. IF he keeps America safe from attack, if he can do something to help our semi-free market economy and he doesn't do any long term structural damage (e.g., nationalizing health care) then I'll consider him to be a good POTUS and will refrain from being critical of him. If he doesn't do those things he WILL be a crappy POTUS and I will be communicating that to him and everyone else I know.
That's about the extent of my wait and see attitude about Obama. And he's already on tenuous ground as far as I'm concerned.
Well said, well said. I pray for him daily.
We shall see, I hope we all are pleasantly surprised. Givne his history, make that very surprised.
864 | lifeofthemind Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:58:57pm |
re: #860 realwest
Ah, no. He didn't get his crew killed for it - one of them did survive and wrote a book about PT-109 and his experiences and blames JFK for nothing that happened. Moreover, unlike John Effin Kerry, JFK did in fact "see" combat and was, IMO,duly awarded a medal for outstanding bravery above and beyond the call of duty.
You didn't have to agree with him politically; I didn't.
But you should not denigrate his wartime service; his big daddy Joe could have kept JFK off of PT boats altogether and JFK chose to take one - and PT boat service was notoriously dangerous duty.
I support the Swifties, they never said that Kerry didn't see combat, he did,. What is claimed is that he exaggerated and falsified records to get medals. I think Kennedy did wrong in putting and unauthorized gun on his ship and performing unnecessarily dangerous maneuvers that hazarded his ship and crew.
865 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:59:02pm |
re: #861 MandyManners
All those here who've spoken down from their mighty and lofty perches to tell us to give him a chance should be eating a ton of crow by now. I hope they choke on it.
Good night, Lizards!
Nighters Mandy...take care.
866 | freetoken Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:59:17pm |
re: #788 Charles
I happened to check out Cranmer's site last night... where there were explicit statements (in the comments) hoping that Obama would soon visit a theatre (this in reference to Lincoln.)
It was so over the top I was amazed.
867 | TheMatrix31 Wed, Jan 21, 2009 9:59:57pm |
re: #862 capitalist piglet
It's his first full day on the job, and already he's going after Gitmo and the CIA.
I want to be comfortable with him at the helm, but I just can't. Not like this. I think Americans who thought they hated President Bush are going to learn a new appreciation for him one day.
And the worst part is, I have people contacting me today pushing that I should have a wait-and-see approach. Wait and see for WHAT? I've already seen what I have seen, and I hate it. I outlined why I felt the way I did about just today's events, and she was spouting off stuff as if she was one of those Obamatons, which, up to this point, she wasn't.
868 | nigella Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:00:05pm |
Amen Mandy, why would anyone with any memory want to give Obama any chance. Like many here I truly believe he deserves the same amount of respect and "chance" Bush received from the dhimmi liberals.
869 | capitalist piglet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:00:25pm |
Interesting. The Washington Times pulled the CIA story.
870 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:00:27pm |
re: #860 realwest
Ah, no. He didn't get his crew killed for it - one of them did survive and wrote a book about PT-109 and his experiences and blames JFK for nothing that happened. Moreover, unlike John Effin Kerry, JFK did in fact "see" combat and was, IMO,duly awarded a medal for outstanding bravery above and beyond the call of duty.
You didn't have to agree with him politically; I didn't.
But you should not denigrate his wartime service; his big daddy Joe could have kept JFK off of PT boats altogether and JFK chose to take one - and PT boat service was notoriously dangerous duty.
Joe K, Jr. Volunteered for extremely hazardous bomber duty and got killed doing his duty. As I recall Joe K. Sr. wasn't happy about his son's recklessness.
872 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:02:54pm |
re: #862 capitalist piglet
It's his first full day on the job, and already he's going after Gitmo and the CIA.
I want to be comfortable with him at the helm, but I just can't. Not like this. I think Americans who thought they hated President Bush are going to learn a new appreciation for him one day.
Obama reminds of a teen who just got his drivers permit, and he just took dad's car for a "spin"...
873 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:03:12pm |
re: #799 jcm Well I certainly agree with you that the execution of the support of South Vietnam was a Charlie Foxtrot. We could - sometime when I'm not so tired, perhaps, discuss the wisdom of providing that support - there is considerable evidence that the US did not go forward with the unification elections we'd agreed to, because all evidence was that Ho Chi Minh would have won in a landslide. And that, until we cancelled the election, Ho was more favorably disposed to the US than he was to the USSR but we were singularly unaware of that fact. The CIA's long string of intelligence failures in Vietnam didn't start with JFK.
874 | BlueCanuck Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:03:25pm |
re: #872 Dustyvet
Obama reminds of a teen who just got his drivers permit, and he just took dad's car for a "spin"...
Lets just hope that he hasn't spun out. . . . . .
875 | esch Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:03:45pm |
877 | NY Nana Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:06:01pm |
re: #803 Dustyvet
I was just thinking, that at the age of 61, I have two memories that I'll take to the grave with me. November 22, 1963, I was in an 8th grade math class, and September 11, 2001, I had just cut the grass, and came into the house just in time to see the second airliner hit the WTC on TV...
Same here. I am 10 years older than you, and was pregnant with our first child, living in my native Boston, as NY Grampa was stationed at the now-defunct Boston Army Base. On that horrific November day, I had the radio on, and a bulletin came in re President Kennedy having been shot. BTW, he was my first presidential vote, as you had to be 21 in those days to vote...I then turned the TV on, and saw Walter Cronkite taking off his glasses and announcing the death of our President.
It did not sink in at first, but when it did, I called my husband...the Army Base did not know yet! He was sent home, as were the others. Why, I do not know.
I spent days crying...long story. It is seared in my brain. From then on, I dated everything before and after the assassination.....until the morning of 9/11. We had 3 kids and a daughter in law working in the city, and I honestly can't remember certain things..I was in shock, and seeing it on TV? Live and in color? I know I screamed when the second plane went in, and my husband came running out to see what was wrong. I pointed at the TV, speechless.
I am not going to go into the details, except that thank G-d the kids were all OK, physically. It is always in our minds, and my husband and I have not been in the city since..we are in the suburbs.
If a plane going into La Guardia seems to be flying too low? I still get scared.
Now, everything is dated after 9/11 in my mind, and I fear like I have not since a few months after that with Hussein in the White House, we are again in danger of another 9/11, G-d forbid. I do not think he has what it takes, and his Cabinet and VP? Horrific, and not fit in any way to be a post-9/11 government.
878 | capitalist piglet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:08:56pm |
re: #867 TheMatrix31
And the worst part is, I have people contacting me today pushing that I should have a wait-and-see approach. Wait and see for WHAT? I've already seen what I have seen, and I hate it. I outlined why I felt the way I did about just today's events, and she was spouting off stuff as if she was one of those Obamatons, which, up to this point, she wasn't.
So how did she become one? Any idea? Just swept up in the Cult of Personality?
I have a relative who is a very well-connected Democrat; he called to say everything would "be okay...really, it will". At least he's sensitive enough to realize that some of us have reservations about him, and they're not without substance.
879 | TheMatrix31 Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:10:07pm |
re: #872 Dustyvet
Obama reminds of a teen who just got his drivers permit, and he just took dad's car for a "spin"...
That's actually the best analogy for the situation.
880 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:10:43pm |
re: #832 Dustyvet
Ah see Dusty, I told you that one advantage of getting older is you can recycle your old jokes and the younger folk laugh at 'em as if they were brand new!
Course the problem is that as you get older you start losing bits and pieces of your memory and so your collection of jokes does too!
881 | Jack Burton Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:11:00pm |
re: #867 TheMatrix31
And the worst part is, I have people contacting me today pushing that I should have a wait-and-see approach. Wait and see for WHAT? I've already seen what I have seen, and I hate it. I outlined why I felt the way I did about just today's events, and she was spouting off stuff as if she was one of those Obamatons, which, up to this point, she wasn't.
I think this "wait and see" nonsense comes from the complete ignorance of economics the average person in the US (regardless of party affiliation) is blessed with. The idea that "his plan might work" when it's painfully obvious that every economic idea coming out of the left today is a clusterfuck of extraordinary magnitude seems to support this.
882 | TheMatrix31 Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:11:17pm |
re: #878 capitalist piglet
So how did she become one? Any idea? Just swept up in the Cult of Personality?
I have a relative who is a very well-connected Democrat; he called to say everything would "be okay...really, it will". At least he's sensitive enough to realize that some of us have reservations about him, and they're not without substance.
I dont think she has, I don't know. She just sounded like someone who was way more willing to give a chance. Maybe she just wants to be in denial over what I've told her over the last year or two.
883 | anotherindyfilmguy Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:12:21pm |
On the plus side since the event is always in January in D.C. at least we don't have to see new pictures of scrotum man and company in the buffaroo...
884 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:12:49pm |
re: #880 realwest
Ah see Dusty, I told you that one advantage of getting older is you can recycle your old jokes and the younger folk laugh at 'em as if they were brand new!
Course the problem is that as you get older you start losing bits and pieces of your memory and so your collection of jokes does too!
ROFLMAO...ahem but have you seen my house keys...?:) Hey Next easter i get to hide my own eggs...:)
885 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:14:16pm |
re: #873 realwest
Well I certainly agree with you that the execution of the support of South Vietnam was a Charlie Foxtrot. We could - sometime when I'm not so tired, perhaps, discuss the wisdom of providing that support - there is considerable evidence that the US did not go forward with the unification elections we'd agreed to, because all evidence was that Ho Chi Minh would have won in a landslide. And that, until we cancelled the election, Ho was more favorably disposed to the US than he was to the USSR but we were singularly unaware of that fact. The CIA's long string of intelligence failures in Vietnam didn't start with JFK.
Yeah, it was a mess all around, our post war policy in SEA. If you look at most conflicts there is always a point where it could have been avoided, but that the beauty of hindsight.
My larger point of view is defense of liberty is never a mistake. We just turned that good thing in one of the largest FUBARs of all time in SEA.
Hell if we'd let Patton come home through Moscow like he wanted the entire Cold War would never have happened.
886 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:14:47pm |
I got an urgent question can anybody help...
Just where the hell are the wings at on a buffalo?
887 | Dark_Falcon Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:15:25pm |
re: #886 Dustyvet
I got an urgent question can anybody help...
Just where the hell are the wings at on a buffalo?
Ask Jessica Simpson. That was her gaffe.
888 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:15:55pm |
889 | Fenway_Nation Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:16:21pm |
re: #875 esch
I'm sandwiched between a "punish the rich" Obamanaut
*sigh*
Does that include all those rich people in that insipid 'I Pledge' video?
890 | hous bin pharteen Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:16:52pm |
re: #872 Dustyvet
Yeah, but drinking a keg, not a can, of beer first.
891 | Syrah Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:17:47pm |
re: #882 TheMatrix31
I dont think she has, I don't know. She just sounded like someone who was way more willing to give a chance. Maybe she just wants to be in denial over what I've told her over the last year or two.
I wonder if the key here is in:
"Maybe she just wants to be in denial over what I've told her over the last year or two."
It might be that you were not listening to what she was saying, or not giving her a chance to say it.
893 | Killian Bundy Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:19:39pm |
894 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:20:09pm |
re: #877 NY Nana
Same here. I am 10 years older than you, and was pregnant with our first child, living in my native Boston, as NY Grampa was stationed at the now-defunct Boston Army Base. On that horrific November day, I had the radio on, and a bulletin came in re President Kennedy having been shot. BTW, he was my first presidential vote, as you had to be 21 in those days to vote...I then turned the TV on, and saw Walter Cronkite taking off his glasses and announcing the death of our President.
It did not sink in at first, but when it did, I called my husband...the Army Base did not know yet! He was sent home, as were the others. Why, I do not know.
I spent days crying...long story. It is seared in my brain. From then on, I dated everything before and after the assassination.....until the morning of 9/11. We had 3 kids and a daughter in law working in the city, and I honestly can't remember certain things..I was in shock, and seeing it on TV? Live and in color? I know I screamed when the second plane went in, and my husband came running out to see what was wrong. I pointed at the TV, speechless.
I am not going to go into the details, except that thank G-d the kids were all OK, physically. It is always in our minds, and my husband and I have not been in the city since..we are in the suburbs.
If a plane going into La Guardia seems to be flying too low? I still get scared.
Now, everything is dated after 9/11 in my mind, and I fear like I have not since a few months after that with Hussein in the White House, we are again in danger of another 9/11, G-d forbid. I do not think he has what it takes, and his Cabinet and VP? Horrific, and not fit in any way to be a post-9/11 government.
Nana, thank you. You wrote the feelings that I found it hard to. When the towers collasped I wept like a child. When I was a child, I has a step father who informed my brothers and I that men don't cry. This one does.
895 | nigella Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:21:02pm |
All I can say is thanks all for giving me some hope that there are still some Americans out there with some amount of intelligence. Just saying that for the most part Lizards have yet to fall under the spell of "The One" That means there is still a chance we may be able to overcome Obama's plans to "fix" America. God bless and keep up the good fight!
896 | esch Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:22:16pm |
re: #889 Fenway_Nation
Probably.
Can't wait to walk in one day and say to his face "I'm rich and you'll never catch up. FOAD. Bye."
897 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:22:49pm |
re: #895 nigella
All I can say is thanks all for giving me some hope that there are still some Americans out there with some amount of intelligence. Just saying that for the most part Lizards have yet to fall under the spell of "The One" That means there is still a chance we may be able to overcome Obama's plans to "fix" America. God bless and keep up the good fight!
The trick is, that when that twit comes on TV, thank God for the remote and the mute button.
898 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:23:25pm |
re: #835 Maximu§
I agree completely and I'm afraid some of them - I call them "sleepers" are already amongst us waiting to pull shit like that.
Those of us who are fortunate enough to comment regularly out here I think OWE IT to Charles and LGF to a) report any comment of that ilk and b) Strongly disagree with such poster as soon as we see the comment.
I know I've probably pissed off Charles or the Monitor lizards by reporting comments that seemed to me to be out of line when Charles or the Monitors disagreed with me, but I'm going to keep reporting 'em and let Charles make the call. I truly HATE the way Kos, DU and Huffpoo - among others - rather routinely allow posters to call for violence against the POTUS - or at least when Bush was POTUS and if a comment THERE dared to question posting stuff like that, he or she would be deleted.
899 | hous bin pharteen Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:27:17pm |
re: #877 NY Nana
Yes, but the problems is, one of our worst enemys,,( Tehren, Carter and US Emassy come to find?) are making nukes now. And with Osama they dont nead missiles or bombers, just commercial ships.
900 | TheMatrix31 Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:27:45pm |
re: #891 Syrah
It might be that you were not listening to what she was saying, or not giving her a chance to say it.
Nah, that's not the problem. I always let her speak or respond.
901 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:31:54pm |
re: #898 realwest
Ditto, I don't pay much attention to number of comments, karma, or dings. But there was one thread that was a bit of food fight. I started looking at some of the lizards and those things, I realized HOLY CRAP, I'm one of the big scaly ones everyone talks about (I still feel like a hatchling). I realized I owed it to Charles to try to keep a lid on things.
902 | NY Nana Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:33:04pm |
re: #894 Dustyvet
Thank you. There is so much more....ironic that we lived in Boston in '63, and now in NY for so many years.
IMHO, only real men cry. G-d bless you.
BTW, we became indies a few months into Carter the Jew hater's first term...actually , and never looked back. We registered as Republicans when GW ran the first time, as indies can't vote in primaries in NY. And now? I think it was one of the wisest things we did.
No administration has so totally scared me so much in my life. I fear for our kids and grandkids. They seem destined, especially the little ones, to an America that will be a socialist state if Hussein and his minions get the chance.
I never,ever gave even a thought to Shrillary becoming Sec. of State...the whole set up stinks...was there a deal made with the devil? Living in NY, in the same county as the Billaries? They are more fake than a $7.00 bill, but as dangerous and devious as Hussein.
Any Republican candidate with the baggage they all carry would not even make it to a primary.
904 | Mostly sane, most of the time. Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:33:32pm |
Baby killing women, Porno freaks, sports nuts, drunks, Homos, Jesus mockers, Mormons...
I'm looking at this list, and I'm seeing who's going to get stuck bringing refreshments again. Sigh.
/But I am NOT doing the little brownie bites again. The pans take too long to clean.
905 | pink freud Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:34:39pm |
Kyle Ann Shiver (regular contributor to American Thinker) hits another one out of the park:
We have just elected a President sworn to pass the Freedom of Choice Act, which will codify Roe, require payment by the state for abortions, and even strike down the conscience clauses that now protect medical personnel. Our new President is also certain to appoint Supreme Court justices highly supportive of abortion rights. No one is mounting an army to rush in and destroy abortion mills all over the Country. Abortion is set to reign in America, perhaps forever.
There is nothing that I, as an individual, can do to change this reality. I continue to pray for the awakening of moral conscience, continue to offer substantive help to women who want to choose life for their unborn children, and continue to vote for candidates sworn to uphold the most basic human right there is -- the right to life, from the moment of conception as a unique human being. Unless I were willing to become a murderer myself, intent on bombing abortion mills and killing those inside them, I can do nothing else to stop it.
.....................
According to Genocide Watch, The International Campaign to End Genocide, there are 8 stages to Genocide, of which classification, the Holocaust was the first acknowledged internationally.
Is abortion the new, unacknowledged genocide?
The 8 stages of genocide are:
....................
Boomers are Next
I predict that the next American genocide will be the elderly, large swaths of the 79,000,000 Boomer generation. By sheer numbers, and in an economy that threatens long-term scarcity, these Boomers stand to be the next big losers in our increasingly utilitarian morality.
As any student of genocide can predict, once the innate and inviolable value of any group of human beings is rendered less than the value of others, then extermination (once all utility has been garnered from the group) is the natural inclination of human beings. And as long as we continue in the state of denial, then any group can become a target.
Roe, at 36 years old today, is only the beginning -- the mere sprout of the onion in the killing fields that America has become. Until we decide to change course, then every one of us is fodder for someone's genocide.
And no amount of rationalization or moral relativity or verbal contortionism can alter that immutable fact.
Read it all, here
906 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:35:10pm |
re: #904 EmmmieG
Baby killing women, Porno freaks, sports nuts, drunks, Homos, Jesus mockers, Mormons...
I'm looking at this list, and I'm seeing who's going to get stuck bringing refreshments again. Sigh.
/But I am NOT doing the little brownie bites again. The pans take too long to clean.
Do a big sheet pan, then let folks cut their own bites.....
;-)
907 | pink freud Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:35:10pm |
re: #905 pink freud
Link [Link: www.americanthinker.com...]
908 | pat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:37:40pm |
Do you know why Obama called all the Muslim thugs today? And then later Olmert the Jew? Because he thought that he has a special ability to heal 'the conflict'. This demonstrates a level of ignorance and stupidity beyond any level seen since the pre-WWII delegation of dressed up British Penguin-Delegates to Germany, meeting a 100 Germans in military uniform and announcing that they have a deal.
909 | x-wing Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:38:21pm |
910 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:39:37pm |
re: #862 capitalist piglet
Well y'all have to remember who got him elected - the FAR LEFT and those voters stupid enough to get their news from the MSM. Gitmo he said he was considering giving an EO to close "in about a year" - that means it's still open and should we continue to gather valuable intellegence from the detainees that helps keep America and Americans safe, methinks even Obama will find a way not to close GITMO - or close it only to relocate it. Moreover you need to read what he actually said about the CIA's "rendering" operations to get the drift, in light of whom he has to, or feels he has to please.
But he has not done ANYTHING yet that makes me think he'll be a good POTUS as I defned it in my #851 above.
911 | x-wing Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:39:49pm |
re: #907 pink freud
Link [Link: www.americanthinker.com...]
Never mind....thanks.
I love reading American Thinker articles.
913 | sngnsgt Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:41:02pm |
re: #897 Dustyvet
The trick is, that when that twit comes on TV, thank God for the remote and the mute button.
One of these works well also.
914 | Erik The Red Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:42:18pm |
re: #886 Dustyvet
I got an urgent question can anybody help...
Just where the hell are the wings at on a buffalo?
Don't ask me but I think they come from the kitchen part. I just eat them
915 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:43:01pm |
re: #864 lifeofthemind
"unauthorized gun on his ship and performing unnecessarily dangerous maneuvers that hazarded his ship and crew." What unauthorized guns? What unnecessarily dangerous manouvers? PT boats came in a whole variety of armament - for four .50 cal machine guns, to 40 and 20mm cannon but mostly they were Patrol Torpedo boats.
916 | bosforus Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:44:02pm |
"Mormons coming"?
Heck, we've been around for nearly 200 years. Joseph Smith ran for president in 1844.
[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]
Where has that guy been?
917 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:44:24pm |
re: #910 realwest
Well y'all have to remember who got him elected - the FAR LEFT and those voters stupid enough to get their news from the MSM. Gitmo he said he was considering giving an EO to close "in about a year" - that means it's still open and should we continue to gather valuable intellegence from the detainees that helps keep America and Americans safe, methinks even Obama will find a way not to close GITMO - or close it only to relocate it. Moreover you need to read what he actually said about the CIA's "rendering" operations to get the drift, in light of whom he has to, or feels he has to please.
But he has not done ANYTHING yet that makes me think he'll be a good POTUS as I defned it in my #851 above.
Well Real as we used to say in our Army Days...WAIT FOR IT!. I'm not holding my breath. With his actions today about Gitmo, and handcuffing the CIA, the handwriting is on the wall, where he's going. And it turns my blood stone cold. We are in deep kimchee.
918 | jcm Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:45:48pm |
G'nite all....
“The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his own weight.”
Theodore Roosevelt
919 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:47:24pm |
920 | TheMatrix31 Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:48:33pm |
re: #918 jcm
G'nite all....
“The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his own weight.”
Theodore Roosevelt
What weight? The overweight will be magically transformed as a result of Barack-care!
/
921 | pink freud Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:48:51pm |
re: #911 x-wing
Thank you, x-wing (and you too, Pat) :-)
Kyle Ann Shiver is one of my favorite reads. She is plainspoken, a patriot and gentle-woman. She has her own website that I resort to when I am overwhelmed by the senselessness of today's world.
This is part of her open letter to George Bush today:
With all due respect, I would rather you had saved the Country than the Republican Party, and that’s just what you’ve done.
I believe that’s called proper prioritizing.
It’s what presidents are supposed to do. Always. Every single time.
Yes, the Republican-Party brand appears tarnished beyond repair, our candidates far and wide are suffering defeat, and hardly a voice in defense of you can be heard anywhere. But, surely G. W., you realize that these difficult realities say far more about the non-cognizant state of our citizenry than they say about you.
Over New Year’s, I was hip-deep in a political debate with friends, who bemoaned your lack of eloquence, your mangling of simple words and your despised-one status with the media. When I mentioned your courage (a quality, which you have in spades, Mr. President), I drew blank stares.
I filled the noise void with a simple acknowledgement that we have now traded a genuine-article, manly president with true courage of conviction, for someone about whom we know next-to-nothing, except that he possesses the one thing most bemoaned as lacking in you, G.W. The President-Elect can give a good speech and sounds downright eloquent with a teleprompter.
Oh, and the media adores him.
This response endeared me to my friends about as much as the Iraq War has endeared you to yours.
One brave soul (another female, of course) said, “Katrina,” to which I replied, “Mayor Nagin and Governor Landrieu.” Silence. I then mentioned that the politicization of that natural disaster was the first time since Pravda’s heyday I had seen such a triumph of blatant poppycock propaganda. More silence.
Which, of course, brought the discussion right back to the liberal trump card, the Iraq War. One guy ventured that he had spoken with a few soldiers, who adamantly opposed the War. And oh, I could not help but remind him that according to the Military Times surveys, our military overwhelmingly supported John McCain, the guy who said he would stay in Iraq for 100 years if that’s what it took to secure a humane and democratic foothold in the Middle East.
Even the naysayers among my New Year’s group were forced to admit that your giving the reins to General Petraeus and your backing the Surge — amidst the most outlandish national outcry this Nation has ever endured - has saved America from another ignominious withdrawal.
In our little group, we’re all old enough to remember the anguished crowds around the helicopters on the rooftop of the American Embassy in Vietnam, the throngs of boat people arriving with tales of horror, the bloodbath conducted by the Vietnamese communists and the encouragement our leaving gave to every evil madman on the planet. We’re all old enough to remember, too, the foibles of the feckless Jimmy Carter and his helping the rise of the Mullahs that eventually brought us to 9/11. So, no one in our group was brazen enough to say that as a Wartime President, you failed.
In fact, Mr. President, there was a bit of grudging admiration all around.
922 | pat Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:49:22pm |
Kennedy was trying to nail an enemy vessel. The boats were wood, slow by today's standard, the American equivalent of Kamakazis. If he had an extra gun, so be it. I bet he had wished he had a tank of nitro. He attacked.
923 | Dark_Falcon Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:50:07pm |
re: #907 pink freud
Link [Link: www.americanthinker.com...]
Well written and fear inducing. Thank you.
924 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:51:44pm |
There were two frogs sitting on a lily pad looking for flies. A fly came by, and one of the frogs stuck his tongue and ate the fly. Both the frogs started laughing hysterically .
Then, another fly came by the the other frog ate it, and they both started laughing again. As time went on the frogs kept eating flies and laughing so much that they were almost choking on the flies.
Just then, a third frog leaped up on the lily pad out of the water and asked them "What's so funny?"
First Frog: "Time is funny!"
Third Frog: "Huh.. Time?"
The second frog explained: "Time's fun when your having flies."
925 | x-wing Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:52:40pm |
re: #910 realwest
Hey realwest. That 's what really tees-me off. Obama is looking at outlawing torture i.e. waterboarding. What a fucking joke. I read the other day that he was looking to to put a classified loophole in for an extreme case.
I am beyond pissed because Pres. Bush had the same fucking thing in place until someone decided to blab about it to the NYT.
You think someones' gonna blab about it under the current POTUS?
I must self delete myself right now.
926 | MonkeySon Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:54:53pm |
re: #869 capitalist piglet...I think the URL changed.....If you go to their home page, you can see it right now...
927 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:55:15pm |
re: #917 Dustyvet I don't doubt that Obama will fuck up. However, unlike others - especially those on the LEFT who jumped on Bush from day 1 (and the SCOTUS decisions, wrongly reported by the MSM that seemed to lend credence to the idea that Gore won and was the founding point of BDS) I am not going into ODS. When he's wrong I'm gonna say he's wrong, but I do wish him success: He is the President of MY COUNTRY and for the COUNTRY'S SAKE I hope he does well.
928 | Dark_Falcon Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:55:34pm |
re: #922 pat
Kennedy was trying to nail an enemy vessel. The boats were wood, slow by today's standard, the American equivalent of Kamakazis. If he had an extra gun, so be it. I bet he had wished he had a tank of nitro. He attacked.
Yes, he did. The ship that rammed PT109, the Amagiri was an excellent ship for night surface action, and she had a first rate captain and crew. That JFK was beaten does not dishonor him, since he faced A-list opposition on their terms.
929 | Skul Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:55:59pm |
Mormons? Strange. I've know many. They were all quite descent folks.
930 | pink freud Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:58:06pm |
Forwarded to me today from Craigslist personals, Savannah Georgia:
To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah)
Date: 2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST
I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.
I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol af ter you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?
I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown stinking sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.
I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.
So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace!
931 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:58:36pm |
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.
However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen.
A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and, hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds.
The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.
The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the crap is not necessarily your friend.
3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of crap, keep your mouth shut.
932 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 10:59:49pm |
933 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:02:23pm |
re: #931 Dustyvet
Ah - "3. And, if you're warm and happy and full of in a pile of crap, keep your mouth shut.
FTFY!
934 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:02:32pm |
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, find a single bat STANDING upright on the floor of their cave.
Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask him: "What the heck are you doing down there ?"
The fellow shouts back: "It's a new thing called Yoga!"
935 | LeePro Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:02:51pm |
Hi, y'all.
Just one good ON-TOPIC shot and then I'm off to bed...
Wouldn'tcha just love to watch this guy break out into really vigorous clapping... with his gloves on?
Good-night!
;D
937 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:04:11pm |
938 | BlueCanuck Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:05:15pm |
re: #935 LeePro
LOL, good night {LeePro}. Needed that laugh.
939 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:07:42pm |
re: #938 BlueCanuckHey Blue - when did the Night shift show up?!
941 | Killian Bundy Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:12:15pm |
Revel in the Change and ethical transparency! Hillary gets to be Secretary of State and Bill gets to keep raking in foreign donations.
/just what manner of unholy scam is this?
942 | NY Nana Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:12:55pm |
944 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:14:02pm |
re: #941 Killian Bundy
Revel in the Change and ethical transparency! Hillary gets to be Secretary of State and Bill gets to keep raking in foreign donations.
/just what manner of unholy scam is this?
“This is the city. Los Angeles, California. I work here. I carry a badge. My name's Friday. The story you are about to see is true; the names have been changed to protect the innocent.”
Jack Webb
945 | BlueCanuck Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:14:06pm |
re: #939 realwest
Evening rw. Been lurking mostly for the past couple of hours. :)
/catching up on the spin off links mostly.
946 | NY Nana Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:14:13pm |
re: #935 LeePro
Copy cat! I am also going to sleep! Sweet dreams!
947 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:14:41pm |
re: #941 Killian Bundy
What?!? Last I heard he gets to keep what he's already received in bribe money, but can't accept anymore now that she's Sec of State.
948 | pink freud Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:15:13pm |
LittleOldLady:
I am leaving this here for you. BlueCanuck, would you please see that she gets it when she arrives? Thanks.
[Link: www.kyleanneshiver.com...]
949 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:15:21pm |
re: #946 NY Nana
Copy cat! I am also going to sleep! Sweet dreams!
i used to sleep...it's over rated...:)
950 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:16:10pm |
re: #945 BlueCanuck
Well dog on it, now you've made me late to bed!
I always know that when you post your famous "Night Crew reporting in" it's time for me to hit the hay!
951 | x-wing Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:16:23pm |
re: #940 Dustyvet
7/7 London Bomber Captured in Pakistan
And Obama has been in office a little more than 36 hours. I suspect the WOT to be over by the end of the month.
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
952 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:17:18pm |
re: #949 Dustyvet
Hey Dusty, do y'all have a link for your #940?
953 | Killian Bundy Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:18:08pm |
re: #947 realwest
What?!? Last I heard he gets to keep what he's already received in bribe money, but can't accept anymore now that she's Sec of State.
/guess again and he only has to disclose annually
954 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:18:25pm |
955 | x-wing Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:18:28pm |
956 | Erik The Red Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:18:53pm |
This may have been posted already if it has I apologies. Common sense has prevailed. Caroline Kennedy Confirms End to Senate Bid
957 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:19:17pm |
re: #951 x-wing Y'all can forget the sarc tags until we found out WHO caught WHOM. We may have had NOTHING TO DO WITH IT AND then your entire post would be sarcastic indeed.
958 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:20:26pm |
re: #954 Dustyvet
Huh? Ok - wondering why that sorta link couldn't be posted.
I was gonna go to bed, so please e-mail it as quickly as you can!
959 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:21:21pm |
960 | Dustyvet Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:22:32pm |
re: #958 realwest
Huh? Ok - wondering why that sorta link couldn't be posted.
I was gonna go to bed, so please e-mail it as quickly as you can!
I'm being careful what i link. Not going to make that mistake again.
961 | BlueCanuck Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:26:24pm |
re: #948 pink freud
Will do. I try not to miss the fruitcup hour when I work. :)
962 | BlueCanuck Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:27:16pm |
re: #950 realwest
I apologize. Don't mean to do that to you.
963 | pink freud Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:27:30pm |
re: #961 BlueCanuck
Thankyou Blue. I'm going to repost on the new thread and then I'm out. It's a wonderful article.
964 | Inquisitive Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:28:22pm |
Ah....a little humor to share this late night.....
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load "
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on
the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window.
Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs
back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter,and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
966 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:31:52pm |
re: #960 Dustyvet
I addressed that in my reply to you! LOL!
967 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:32:36pm |
re: #962 BlueCanuck
Hey, don't apologize Blue, I was just kidding ya!
968 | realwest Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:34:34pm |
However I am going to bed right now. Hope you all have a GREAT EVENING/EARLY MORNING and that I get the chance to see you all down the road!
Good night, all.
969 | Dark_Falcon Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:40:14pm |
re: #964 Inquisitive
Ah....a little humor to share this late night.....
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load "
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on
the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window.
Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs
back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter,and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
Thank you, that was a good one! I'm off to bed.
970 | Outrider Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:41:50pm |
re: #948 pink freud
LittleOldLady:
I am leaving this here for you. BlueCanuck, would you please see that she gets it when she arrives? Thanks.
[Link: www.kyleanneshiver.com...]
awesome article.
971 | Spiny Norman Wed, Jan 21, 2009 11:44:35pm |
re: #941 Killian Bundy
Revel in the Change and ethical transparency! Hillary gets to be Secretary of State and Bill gets to keep raking in foreign donations.
/just what manner of unholy scam is this?
Hopenchange!
972 | RexMundi Thu, Jan 22, 2009 2:53:00am |
I mock Jesus. Feel free to judge me all you want. At least I'm not a sports nut!
973 | Martel Thu, Jan 22, 2009 7:15:41am |
re: #222 Occasional Reader
Now, "Baby killing women"... does that refer to women who kill babies, or a particular baby who kills women?
I think the sign is calling the reader ‘baby’ and warning that killing any of the following on the list will result in a coming judgment. Properly punctuated, it reads as follows:
Warning baby!
Killing women, porno freaks, sports nuts, drunks, homos, Jesus mockers, Mormons?
Judgment coming!
974 | Zimriel Thu, Jan 22, 2009 7:44:42am |
He's probably right about the drunks. Most common last words down here in Texas: "Hey bubba! Hold my beer 'n watch THIS"
975 | MJ Thu, Jan 22, 2009 8:18:58am |
SF Chronicle drops Jew-hating Columnist:
Chronicle Cans Firebrand Columnist Robert Scheer -- And He's 'Pissed Off'
[Link: blogs.sfweekly.com...]
976 | ErnieG Thu, Jan 22, 2009 8:25:51am |
re: #99 J.D.
Did anyone else hear MLK, Jr. say, in his speech, something about "when Obama takes the office of oaf..."?
I'm sure that he meant to say Biden. It fits.
977 | anotherindyfilmguy Thu, Jan 22, 2009 10:46:13am |
re: #915 realwest
"unauthorized gun on his ship and performing unnecessarily dangerous maneuvers that hazarded his ship and crew." What unauthorized guns? What unnecessarily dangerous manouvers? PT boats came in a whole variety of armament - for four .50 cal machine guns, to 40 and 20mm cannon but mostly they were Patrol Torpedo boats.
IIRC Kennedy ordered his P.T. Boats placed into neutral in dangerous waters with very low visibility. He was warned against doing it by his crew and insisted they do it. This was against the current S.O.P. and done for no justifiable reason. By putting his Boat into nuetral they didn't have time to put it into gear when they realized another vessel was bearing down on them and neither vessel could then avoid the collision that sank his Boat. It was gross negligence on his part and he was spared court martial conviction because he was a powerful senator's son etc. Most any other P.T. Commander would have been court-martialed and sent to jail/out of the service under the same conditions.