LGF reader Shiplord Kirel has granted us exclusive permission to reveal his world-shattering scoop! He’s discovered the honest-to-goodness, no BS, real, true, and genuine nirth certifikit for Barack Obama … and the conspiracy goes much deeper than even the most whacked out Nirther ever realized…
(Click the picture for a larger version…)
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jaunte Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:25:01pm |
re: #2 MandyManners
Second star to the right, and straight on 'til morning.
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Yankee Division Son Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:25:30pm |
Bwahaha! I knew it! Wait till this hits the drudge report...
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jaunte Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:26:03pm |
re: #2 MandyManners
Here's the real answer: [Link: www.daviddarling.info...]
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Gang of One Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:26:09pm |
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baier Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:26:17pm |
Umm, that can't be real because there is no official seal.///
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Who Watches the Watchmen? Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:26:36pm |
That's an obvious fake. Everybody knows Harryhausen Drive is in Monstropolis.
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slokat Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:26:47pm |
I guess should get my money back... for the one true certificate, I bought yesterday on Graigslist?
...black Irish isn't a race?
/
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Shug Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:27:22pm |
Tau ceti 3 MY ASS.
He was born on The planet Regula.
PRODUCE YOUR REGULA BIRTH CERTIFICATE !
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Baier Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:28:03pm |
re: #12 Shug
Tau ceti 3 MY ASS.
He was born on The planet
RegulaArugula.PRODUCE YOUR REGULA BIRTH CERTIFICATE !
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Shiplord Kirel Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:28:30pm |
(blush!) My very own thread!
Note the signatures of the attending doctor and special registrar, Frank Drake of SETI fame and "V/ADM" Robert A. Heinlein.
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MrPaulRevere Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:28:36pm |
It's the smoking gun I tell you!! This will be the end of Obama for sure! ///
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Dark_Falcon Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:29:10pm |
re: #12 Shug
Tau ceti 3 MY ASS.
He was born on The planet Regula.
PRODUCE YOUR REGULA BIRTH CERTIFICATE !
LMAO! That's exactly how Nithers thinks. The Nirth Certifikate is just a cover for their ODS.
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Shug Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:29:30pm |
Not to mention the doctor signed it the same year as the birth
Doctors ALWAYS sign it at least 3 years after the birth!
an obvious fake
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Shug Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:30:22pm |
The Freepers will accept no planet other than uranus
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Dark_Falcon Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:32:00pm |
re: #15 Shiplord Kirel
(blush!) My very own thread!
Note the signatures of the attending doctor and special registrar, Frank Drake of SETI fame and "V/ADM" Robert A. Heinlein.
So if Michelle Obama is married to a someone whose birth was authenticated by Robert Heinlein what does that make her:
1. A Grokker
2. A Cruel Mistress
3. Ron Paul
///
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Pawn of the Oppressor Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:32:03pm |
Bullsh-t. There's nothing at all on there about his dad being a Konfirmed Kenyan Kommunist!
WE ARE BEING LIED TO!!11
/
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Desert Dog Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:32:08pm |
re: #21 Shug
The Freepers will accept no planet other than uranus
They may be on Earth, but their hearts and heads are in Uranus
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quiet man Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:32:17pm |
Well...I looked it up..and there is a tau ceti Hawaii..they have really chewy poi there.
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MrPaulRevere Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:32:19pm |
re: #22 SasquatchOnSteroids
I don't see a seal.
Shhh, we are on the verge of bringing Obama to his knees ///
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Gang of One Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:32:37pm |
re: #22 SasquatchOnSteroids
I don't see a seal.
They were clubbed to ...
/not gonna finish this sentence.
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Shug Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:32:53pm |
re: #25 Desert Dog
They may be on Earth, but their hearts and heads are in Uranus
I think you mean theiranus...a sister planet in the bizarro universe
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Pawn of the Oppressor Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:32:57pm |
...because it's supposed to say "Kenyan Communist" on the form, you see. Typed all nice and neat with George W. Bush's commanding officer's typewriter...
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SasquatchOnSteroids Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:33:02pm |
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slokat Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:33:28pm |
re: #23 Dark_Falcon
Grokker is not a correct conjugation of Grok... just saying.
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Baier Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:33:31pm |
re: #21 Shug
The Freepers will accept no planet other than uranus
I think they have a satellite that orbits Uranus they use for communication. It beats the old method of talking straight of their ass.
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Dark_Falcon Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:33:35pm |
re: #22 SasquatchOnSteroids
I don't see a seal.
The Elephant Seal had to leave the beach and swim back out to sea. He got low on fat reserves and needs to replenish by gorging himself on unwary sea kittens.
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karmic_inquisitor Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:33:38pm |
If you put the father's name in to Wingdins 3 font and then reformat it into Arial, it translates into "Galactic Islamic Sekrit Overlord".
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quiet man Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:33:59pm |
I half expected the cirtificate to pulse like the Rather Memo did...
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Vicious Babushka Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:34:27pm |
re: #23 Dark_Falcon
So if Michelle Obama is married to a someone whose birth was authenticated by Robert Heinlein what does that make her:
1. A Grokker
2. A Cruel Mistress
3. Ron Paul
///
She is a Klingon, everybody knows that.
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Dark_Falcon Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:35:08pm |
re: #32 slokat
Grokker is not a correct conjugation of Grok... just saying.
Sorry. Just trying a joke. Thank you for the correction. It doesn't bother me: My dad always corrects spelling and grammar in jokes.
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Shiplord Kirel Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:35:50pm |
re: #9 baier
Umm, that can't be real because there is no official seal.///
Doesn't our official Nirth Certifikit walrus count?
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Ojoe Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:36:13pm |
Charles, could you make this certificate throb? It could throb to a translation of all the weird alien writing.
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SasquatchOnSteroids Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:36:53pm |
re: #34 Dark_Falcon
The Elephant Seal had to leave the beach and swim back out to sea. He got low on fat reserves and needs to replenish by gorging himself on unwary sea kittens.
Nirth will be an actual new word next year.
You can use it for anything.
What on Nirth was that.
You stoopid Nirthwit.
John tried to take my money, but I Nirthed his azz.
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quiet man Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:37:44pm |
re: #41 Ojoe
Shit! We should have had fish in our ears to understand Obama!!
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jaunte Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:38:02pm |
re: #40 Shiplord Kirel
(Now we know what Tau Cetans really look like).
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spidly Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:38:33pm |
Isn't there a Uranus comment to be made? C'mon!
Well, there's always the AGW crowd to make the Nirthers look sane...
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Walter L. Newton Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:38:33pm |
We're all going to look like idiots if this thing turns out to be phony.
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quiet man Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:38:50pm |
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Dark_Falcon Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:39:06pm |
re: #40 Shiplord Kirel
Doesn't our official Nirth Certifikit walrus count?
That's not a Walrus, that's an Elephant Seal. Wild Walruses have ivory tusks.
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karmic_inquisitor Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:39:25pm |
Just remember, even though he is a Tau Cetan3, he was still born in the USofA.
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quiet man Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:39:47pm |
re: #47 Walter L. Newton
Not a bit of it..we will say the debate is over and we won.
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Shiplord Kirel Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:40:16pm |
re: #49 Dark_Falcon
That's not a Walrus, that's an Elephant Seal. Wild Walruses have ivory tusks.
Oh.
Well good, then we have an official seal (albeit elephant) after all.
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quiet man Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:40:54pm |
re: #52 Shiplord Kirel
I think there is an Easter seal that could be persuaded
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Sharmuta Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:41:35pm |
He was born in the hatchery. That doesn't sound natural born at all. He came from an egg, I tell you! Natural born, my ass.
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solomonpanting Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:41:40pm |
re: #50 karmic_inquisitor
Just remember, even though he is a Tau Cetan3, he was still born in the USofA.
Uh, he wasn't still born.
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quiet man Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:42:27pm |
re: #54 Sharmuta
I am sure he wasnt the only President laid in Hawaii
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SasquatchOnSteroids Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:44:45pm |
Nirth just rolls off the tongue. Anytime I say it it makes me think of Marvin the Martian.
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Dreader1962 Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:45:04pm |
The most shocking thing on here is that his mother and father have the same family name (Obama is entered as the mother's maiden name).
This means that they were brother and sister! Incest!
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srb1976 Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:45:12pm |
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davinvalkri Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:46:01pm |
We'll see this on some of the looniest of the loony nirther sites in five, four...
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albusteve Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:46:03pm |
re: #57 SasquatchOnSteroids
Nirth just rolls off the tongue. Anytime I say it it makes me think of Marvin the Martian.
"I don't plan profanity
it just rolls off my tongue"
L George
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quiet man Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:47:00pm |
re: #60 davinvalkri
Yes we will..but will they be laughing??
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MrPaulRevere Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:47:01pm |
re: #58 Dreader1962
Excellent point, keep digging friend, we'll get to the bottom of this...I smell an Oliver Stone movie in the future ///
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Dark_Falcon Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:47:04pm |
re: #57 SasquatchOnSteroids
Nirth just rolls off the tongue. Anytime I say it it makes me think of Marvin the Martian.
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SasquatchOnSteroids Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:48:35pm |
re: #65 Dark_Falcon
I grew up on this shit. Be back in 6:54.
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lone_wolf_in_illinois Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:48:53pm |
Just the nightcap that I needed! Thank you Shiplord and Charles for sending me off into Neverland with a smile on my face!
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JacksonTn Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:49:39pm |
Vote for me and I will set you free ... oh, yeah ...
Ball of Confusion ...
it is all fucked up ... no matter who is telling the story ... stop the fucking madness ...
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Cygnus Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:49:40pm |
re: #15 Shiplord Kirel
(blush!) My very own thread!
Note the signatures of the attending doctor and special registrar, Frank Drake of SETI fame and "V/ADM" Robert A. Heinlein.
What? no Arthur C. Clarke?!?
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SasquatchOnSteroids Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:51:22pm |
re: #65 Dark_Falcon
We must capture a live Nirth creature, canine, and take it back with us to Mars.
Isn't that a nice assignment ?
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Cygnus Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:53:21pm |
re: #53 quiet man
I think there is an Easter seal that could be persuaded
Or you could use the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval.
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Dark_Falcon Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:54:42pm |
re: #71 SasquatchOnSteroids
We must capture a live Nirth creature, canine, and take it back with us to Mars.
Isn't that a nice assignment ?
Yes, It's lovely.
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quiet man Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:55:56pm |
re: #74 Dark_Falcon
I dunno..I think that cartoon down there represents a teachable moment
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jaunte Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:57:30pm |
re: #70 albusteve
I saw that earlier. Who in their right mind is going to risk hiring her when they know she's a litigious nut?
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SasquatchOnSteroids Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:58:12pm |
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MrPaulRevere Sun, Aug 2, 2009 8:58:46pm |
Just wait until The Only Man Who Can Save America get's wind of this...///
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Shiplord Kirel Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:00:17pm |
re: #69 Cygnus
What? no Arthur C. Clarke?!?
Of course not! This was a 100% natural born American operation.
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srb1976 Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:01:10pm |
re: #81 Shiplord Kirel
Of course not! This was a 100% natural born American operation.
that also explains why no Asimov, huh?
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SasquatchOnSteroids Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:01:18pm |
Crap. 3&1/2 days til vacation, Best get to bed so I can get 'em over with.
Night.
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quiet man Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:01:23pm |
re: #81 Shiplord Kirel
AlsoI understood Clarke to be a pinko...so he was the original BritCom
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Shug Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:01:40pm |
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Shiplord Kirel Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:04:43pm |
re: #82 srb1976
that also explains why no Asimov, huh?
Good catch. You must be a real fan to know that Isaac came from here from Russia as a little tyke.
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quiet man Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:05:14pm |
I remember just loving City and the Stars and the two roborepair men
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lostlakehiker Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:05:38pm |
Well, at any rate, this document establishes beyond shadow of a doubt that Obama is a citizen of the galaxy. Though he's now a stranger in a strange land, he's a double star.
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quiet man Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:06:31pm |
re: #88 lostlakehiker
It also eplains his rush to push the bills..he wants time enough for love
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quiet man Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:07:11pm |
which I think he has penciled in for on Friday
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Cygnus Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:07:17pm |
re: #88 lostlakehiker
Well, at any rate, this document establishes beyond shadow of a doubt that Obama is a citizen of the galaxy. Though he's now a stranger in a strange land, he's a double star.
In orbit around himself.
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srb1976 Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:07:25pm |
re: #86 Shiplord Kirel
Good catch. You must be a real fan to know that Isaac came from here from Russia as a little tyke.
There's something a little sad about realizing that both of your favorite authors are dead...no new material ever!!
Seriously, I got hooked on Asimov when my dad left me his Lucky Starr books to read when I had the chicken pox (to the best of our knowledge, dad has still never had the chicken pox...so he couldn't hang out)
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tradewind Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:07:35pm |
Nice try, ShipLord...
But I happen to know that the original is stored safely in Warehouse 13 (aka America's Attic), deep in S. Dakota. Obama hasn't produced it because it is taking a little longer than expected to locate ...not surprising given the size of that joint.
[Link: www.syfy.com...]
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quiet man Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:08:23pm |
re: #94 tradewind
Yes, WEarehouse 13..also know as America's attic and The Lame Locker
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Cygnus Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:08:30pm |
re: #94 tradewind
Nice try, ShipLord...
But I happen to know that the original is stored safely in Warehouse 13 (aka America's Attic), deep in S. Dakota. Obama hasn't produced it because it is taking a little longer than expected to locate ...not surprising given the size of that joint.
[Link: www.syfy.com...]
Right next to the Ark of the Covenant.
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JacksonTn Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:09:57pm |
Anyone seen Watchmen? ... I am thinking of watching it on Amazon Video On Demand ... just wondering it if is worth it ...
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quiet man Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:10:28pm |
re: #96 Cygnus
They need to look by the Elvis "Power muttonchops"
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MandyManners Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:11:05pm |
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quiet man Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:11:27pm |
re: #98 JacksonTn
Its a long movie..beautiful as well.
I enjoyed it
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srb1976 Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:13:14pm |
re: #101 quiet man
Its a long movie..beautiful as well.
I enjoyed it
So, probably worth picking up on Blu-ray?
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quiet man Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:13:37pm |
night, friends...the moon is a harsh mistress after all
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Irenicum Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:14:03pm |
Laundry is calling and I'm gonna search out Bugs Bunny cartoons on youtube! G'nite all!
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Dark_Falcon Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:14:54pm |
re: #77 SasquatchOnSteroids
Thanks for posting that. Memory lane...
Here's another great cartoon. This one now gets chopped when shown on TV, but this is the unedited version:
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Dark_Falcon Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:15:43pm |
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tradewind Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:16:01pm |
re: #25 Desert Dog
Reminds me of that very first episode... deleted scenes here:
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srb1976 Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:16:10pm |
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Pvt Bin Jammin Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:17:43pm |
This is great! LOL Thanks Shiplord Kirel.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:17:57pm |
I really need to go to bed.
That is brilliant.
Still a Jew-Hating Southerner though.
Didn't enter the conversation.
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MrPaulRevere Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:18:51pm |
re: #97 Sharmuta
Obama's birth was an inside job?
Engineered by the Project for a new American century and Ariel Sharon ///
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avanti Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:20:05pm |
Be sure and look at the older Redneck engineering pictures too.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:20:06pm |
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MrPaulRevere Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:23:54pm |
"He’s discovered the honest-to-goodness, no BS, real, true, and genuine nirth certifikit for Barack Obama ... and the conspiracy goes much deeper than even the most whacked out Nirther ever realized..." That's funnier than hell Charles, you have a real way with words.
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The Other Les Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:28:12pm |
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MrPaulRevere Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:31:32pm |
I wonder why 'muddywood' down dinged the thread? They must not have a sense of humor. Here is its last comment: Charles, explain to me how auditing the Fed is a bad thing?
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Pvt Bin Jammin Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:31:37pm |
Quick, somebody better send this to Art Bell.
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Cygnus Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:33:45pm |
re: #106 Dark_Falcon
Here's another great cartoon. This one now gets chopped when shown on TV, but this is the unedited version:
Which reminds me of another classic Bugs Bunny cartoon (sorry about the poor quality).
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Sharmuta Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:34:38pm |
School Bus Driver Responsible for 70,000 Meals
This is not just a story about a man who has spent the last few years tirelessly cooking, packing and giving free, hot meals to hungry people every day under a subway stop--some 70,000 in total.
RTWT
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jhrhv Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:34:49pm |
I'm really confused now. I thought Barry was from Nirth and people were trying to say he was from France or something.
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Dark_Falcon Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:36:16pm |
re: #120 Cygnus
Which reminds me of another classic Bugs Bunny cartoon (sorry about the poor quality).
Great stuff. Thanks.
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tradewind Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:36:40pm |
O/T alert, but I do love me some Breitbart when he gets rolling...
The problem for the White House was the more the esteemed professor talked, the more trouble he created for his friend, the president. The clever photo-op sans audio was crafted to yank the director of the W.E.B. Du Bois Institute for African and African American Research off the stage, lest anyone begin to question what is being taught at Harvard these days.
[Link: bighollywood.breitbart.com...]
I suspect that TOTUS hopes the sticky nirth certifiket wicket lives long and prospers...just to distract us from how inept he actually is off 'prompter.
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JacksonTn Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:37:01pm |
I think that anyone on this or any other blog who embraces anything about Soros is just crazy …. Yeah and I am especially talking about Cato as he was talking about Soros earlier …. Cato you may be smart but I think in this Soros crap you are crazy …
That friggin guy has been only about himself for a long long time and he uses any vehicle necessary to get what he wants … whether it be victims of the Germans (yes, he was a child at the time but he never admits his mistakes only the circumstances) …. I just do not get anyone EVER dismissing his actions of recent … or his economic actions towards any country to take down their economy … and if I am wrong … then you tell me where I am wrong …
Obama and the democrats were his last most recent vehicle … he drives whatever bus will get him to where he wants to be .. he is anti-American …
Why is he accepted? … why? … and why are the people he endorses accepted? … we discussed this at length during the campaign on this blog … I am not sure why the things that were discussed here during the campaign are sometimes disregarded now … and that is not only about the Soros stuff …
What changed? Just because Obama is president now does NOT mean the things that happened before should be pushed under the rug …
I know that time goes on but does it make it better by just forgetting? … I am so confused … what was even the point of the discussions of Obama and his past relationships? … because I think they tell us very much about a person .. but we were not allowed to “see” anything about Obama …
On this blog we asked “why” we were not allowed to see and now it does not seem to matter … we make fun of the birth certificate which is fine because it was and is crap but what about the other stuff .. he is getting a pass and I don’t care how that sounds …
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Kosh's Shadow Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:37:13pm |
Funny, when I was in college, some of the foreign students would use masking tape to put their countries on the dorm windows in big letters.
We put up Tau Ceti IV
So Obama's parents were neighbors of ours!
Imagine that.
(Love the Harryhousen Dr. and signed by Frank Drake)
| 127 |
tradewind Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:40:36pm |
re: #125 JacksonTn
Soros and company just wanna moveon(dot org).
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Cygnus Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:40:58pm |
re: #123 Dark_Falcon
Great stuff. Thanks.
You're welcome. That one always amuses our choir director, who wishes he had a glove that would stay in the air like that.
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Pvt Bin Jammin Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:44:27pm |
re: #129 ggt
Sweet dreams to you. Glad all is well with your pet.
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subsailor68 Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:46:15pm |
Evening all!! It's great to see everyone here!
Thanks Shiplord Kirel for a wonderful take on the nirther insanity.
I'm not so sure, however, that we're going to see a wholesale return to sanity - on either side - very soon.
The supplicants kneel in posture prone, their savior to see upon the throne; the opposition in disarray, falls back upon these sad displays...
and the country bleeds.
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Cygnus Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:46:24pm |
re: #54 Sharmuta
He was born in the hatchery. That doesn't sound natural born at all. He came from an egg, I tell you! Natural born, my ass.
He's not all he was cracked up to be.
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Killgore Trout Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:48:01pm |
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:49:03pm |
Nicolai Shutorov.
The singer in "Long Haired Hare".
Good night.
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jhrhv Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:49:06pm |
Has anyone checked Biden for his Nirth Certifikit?
/
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JacksonTn Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:50:06pm |
re: #134 Killgore Trout
I see.
KT ... is that was snark ... then go for it ... but it is the truth as I see it ... you may not feel the same way I do ... but that has been clear for a long time ..
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swamprat Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:53:15pm |
re: #125 JacksonTn
Anybody who would be immediately arrested by french authorities at the first opportunity...well, they can't be all bad.
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Dark_Falcon Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:53:19pm |
re: #136 jhrhv
Has anyone checked Biden for his Nirth Certifikit?
/
Biden doesn't provoke the feelings of hate that Obama, Bush and Palin do. Neither does John McCain. Both Biden and McCain were (and McCain still is) long-serving senators whose views were well known and not crazy. You can't really ramp up the hate for people like that. Snark and mockery yes, but not hate.
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JacksonTn Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:54:02pm |
re: #139 swamprat
Anybody who would be immediately arrested by french authorities at the first opportunity...well, they can't be all bad.
SR ... I wish ...
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swamprat Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:57:01pm |
re: #141 JacksonTn
Ever occur to you that the stimulus is a poison pill to keep soros from doing to us what he did to france?
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JacksonTn Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:58:05pm |
re: #142 swamprat
Ever occur to you that the stimulus is a poison pill to keep soros from doing to us what he did to france?
Sr ... in what way ...
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jhrhv Sun, Aug 2, 2009 9:58:57pm |
re: #140 Dark_Falcon
I'm obviously mostly about the snark and mockery so far tonight. The sad truth is inadequacy and all Joe and Zero are both legit. Sadder still is how this bad nirth joke won't go away.
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Macker Sun, Aug 2, 2009 10:02:48pm |
re: #41 Ojoe
Charles, could you make this certificate throb? It could throb to a translation of all the weird alien writing.
1,000,000 updings!
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NY Nana Sun, Aug 2, 2009 10:04:21pm |
Please do not faint! I am going to sleep now! Honest.
G'nite, Lizards. Sweet dreams.
What else would a NY Nana post for a lullaby? ;)
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swamprat Sun, Aug 2, 2009 10:07:54pm |
re: #143 JacksonTn
Extreme inflation would make us not worth playing with. The money has been granted, but not put into place, or even printed.
Sometimes these guys don't show all their hand. It is beginning to look like Carter let Iran humiliate the US because he knew russia was poised to take over their country, And he choose humiliation rather than see them get control. Obama grew up in a left environment, nurtured by by lefty educators and friends...But he is no fool.
I hope.
Sleepy. Hard to organize my thoughts. night all
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srb1976 Sun, Aug 2, 2009 10:10:18pm |
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subsailor68 Sun, Aug 2, 2009 10:12:01pm |
I think it's time for a wee bit of sleep myself. I'm grateful for all the friends here. When we agree, tis wonderful. When we don't it's brilliant!!!
To all my friends, sleep well...
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JacksonTn Sun, Aug 2, 2009 10:12:55pm |
re: #149 swamprat
Extreme inflation would make us not worth playing with. The money has been granted, but not put into place, or even printed.
Sometimes these guys don't show all their hand. It is beginning to look like Carter let Iran humiliate the US because he knew russia was poised to take over their country, And he choose humiliation rather than see them get control. Obama grew up in a left environment, nurtured by by lefty educators and friends...But he is no fool.
I hope.Sleepy. Hard to organize my thoughts. night all
SR ... I hope so too ... I am not backing down ... on this blog or any other place where I can voice my opinion ...
How Far Is Heaven ...
Good Night ...
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Last Mohican Sun, Aug 2, 2009 10:13:09pm |
re: #140 Dark_Falcon
Biden doesn't provoke the feelings of hate that Obama, Bush and Palin do. Neither does John McCain. Both Biden and McCain were (and McCain still is) long-serving senators whose views were well known and not crazy. You can't really ramp up the hate for people like that. Snark and mockery yes, but not hate.
I'm jumping in late here, but the moonbats on digg, Kos, et al. were working themselves up into a good frenzy of hatred for McCain by the end there. Granted, he was generally liked by all until the election, but after the primary was over, they were screaming about how he was a crazy, senile warmonger who literally enjoyed war for no other reason than that he loved the thought of blood being spilled.
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Dark_Falcon Sun, Aug 2, 2009 10:17:53pm |
re: #153 Last Mohican
I'm jumping in late here, but the moonbats on digg, Kos, et al. were working themselves up into a good frenzy of hatred for McCain by the end there. Granted, he was generally liked by all until the election, but after the primary was over, they were screaming about how he was a crazy, senile warmonger who literally enjoyed war for no other reason than that he loved the thought of blood being spilled.
They did do that, but it did spill not out into the editorial pages in the same way as attacks on Bush did.
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Racer X Sun, Aug 2, 2009 10:18:28pm |
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srb1976 Sun, Aug 2, 2009 10:24:27pm |
Just ran across this...forgot how much I like this song...
Nothing else to add = )
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BlackFedora Sun, Aug 2, 2009 10:34:38pm |
I was buying it until the Groom Lake stuff. I really appreciate the nod to Robert A. Heinlein though. :)
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tradewind Sun, Aug 2, 2009 10:36:42pm |
While the press screws around with nirthers and domestic vs imports, this makes me nervous, because it feels as if Panetta is understating, big time. Hope he's not sending a subtle c.y.a here...
[Link: briefingroom.thehill.com...]
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Kilroy Sun, Aug 2, 2009 10:41:03pm |
When an Iranian nuke goes off in a crowded city that'll be a joke too! Ha Ha Ha!
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realwest Sun, Aug 2, 2009 10:47:15pm |
re: #159 tradewind
Hi tradewind - just a drive by here but, from your link:
The op-ed marks yet another salvo in the back-and-forth between Congress and the CIA director over the agency's national security initiatives during the Bush administration.The most recent had come after
the CIAPanetta revealed the Bush administration had withheld briefings about some programs targeting terrorist leaders.Panetta complained that his agency "continues to pay a price for enduring disputes over policies that no longer exist" and that conflicts with lawmakers "fuel a climate of suspicion and partisanship on Capitol Hill that our intelligence officers — and our country — would be better off without." [correction made by realwest]
Panetta starts what will be and so far certainly appears to be a lie about the CIA, interrogation techniques, Cheney and Bush, all designed to deflect criticism from that idiot Pelosi and NOW he discovers that the "disclosures" (about intelligence gathering and interrogation techniques that were NEVER PUT IN PLACE BY THE CIA), may be hurting the CIA?
That's definitely a cover my ass op ed he's doing or did.
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Mad Prophet Ludwig Sun, Aug 2, 2009 10:48:15pm |
MEBST!!!
How dare you reveal the inner workings of Remulak!
Your will be re-educated, and not given a bagel!
If this story gains credence, we will have to break out certain other stories we were saving for real crisis!
FINE, Because of you, OJ will be making a comeback to distract your media.
///
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Macker Sun, Aug 2, 2009 10:50:51pm |
re: #166 ludwigvanquixote
Um...isn't Remulak a small town in France?
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Neutral President Sun, Aug 2, 2009 10:52:22pm |
re: #164 Pvt Bin Jammin
It's one of those "he would need 3 promotions to be an asshole" situations.
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Mad Prophet Ludwig Sun, Aug 2, 2009 10:52:28pm |
re: #168 Macker
Um...isn't Remulak a small town in France?
Yes, France...
For those who do not know the true power of interplanetary Zionism, yes... FRANCE...
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realwest Sun, Aug 2, 2009 10:55:12pm |
re: #170 LudwigVanQuixote
Yes, France...
For those who do not know the true power of interplanetary Zionism, yes... FRANCE...
Would that be the France that generates 75%+ of it's electrical power by using nuclear power?
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Mad Prophet Ludwig Sun, Aug 2, 2009 11:00:13pm |
By the way, we are taking votes for our media wing's next distraction.
Recently we have been developing a marriage between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, only to have them split in a murder/suicide after Lindsay becomes pregnant.
But one of our media interns believes that it would distract your media even longer if the baby were rescued from the dying Lindsay, and then there could be a custody battle.
We would like as an informal poll, to know which father would be the most distracting to your masses:
A) O.J. Simpson
B) Dr. Gates
C) Shatner
D) Michael Jackson's frozen sperm
E) Yasser Arafat's frozen sperm
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Shiplord Kirel Sun, Aug 2, 2009 11:01:31pm |
re: #172 LudwigVanQuixote
By the way, we are taking votes for our media wing's next distraction.
Recently we have been developing a marriage between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, only to have them split in a murder/suicide after Lindsay becomes pregnant.
But one of our media interns believes that it would distract your media even longer if the baby were rescued from the dying Lindsay, and then there could be a custody battle.
We would like as an informal poll, to know which father would be the most distracting to your masses:
A) O.J. Simpson
B) Dr. Gates
C) Shatner
D) Michael Jackson's frozen sperm
E) Yasser Arafat's frozen sperm
Ron Paul or Todd Palin of course.
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Pvt Bin Jammin Sun, Aug 2, 2009 11:01:37pm |
re: #169 ArchangelMichael
It's one of those "he would need 3 promotions to be an asshole" situations.
LOL
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Salamantis Sun, Aug 2, 2009 11:04:47pm |
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Salamantis Sun, Aug 2, 2009 11:06:28pm |
Obama is from Tau Ceti?
I Siriusly thought he hailed from another star system...
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Mad Prophet Ludwig Sun, Aug 2, 2009 11:08:12pm |
re: #177 Salamantis
Obama is from Tau Ceti?
I Siriusly thought he hailed from another star system...
He is from REMULAK... Have a bagel and please answer the media poll, or feel free to suggest your own father candidate.
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tradewind Sun, Aug 2, 2009 11:10:24pm |
re: #173 Shiplord Kirel
For maximum distraction, the focus needs to shift thusly: have O J cut the child from the womb of a dying Lindsey, and deliver it in a white bronco, slowly, to Paris, who is being blackmailed by Perez Hilton into obtaining a baby for him and his lover, Skip Gates.
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Salamantis Sun, Aug 2, 2009 11:12:06pm |
re: #153 Last Mohican
I'm jumping in late here, but the moonbats on digg, Kos, et al. were working themselves up into a good frenzy of hatred for McCain by the end there. Granted, he was generally liked by all until the election, but after the primary was over, they were screaming about how he was a crazy, senile warmonger who literally enjoyed war for no other reason than that he loved the thought of blood being spilled.
Basically, they tried to pull a Dick Cheney mask over John McCain's face. And their mask wasn't even of the real Dick Cheney; it was of their malevolently willful misconstrual of him.
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Mad Prophet Ludwig Sun, Aug 2, 2009 11:12:52pm |
re: #179 tradewind
For maximum distraction, the focus needs to shift thusly: have O J cut the child from the womb of a dying Lindsey, and deliver it in a white bronco, slowly, to Paris, who is being blackmailed by Perez Hilton into obtaining a baby for him and his lover, Skip Gates.
Do you wish to work for our media wing Human?
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tradewind Sun, Aug 2, 2009 11:15:23pm |
re: #181 LudwigVanQuixote
Love to, but I'm tied to this assignment in a ...small town in France.
Yeah, France.
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Salamantis Sun, Aug 2, 2009 11:17:29pm |
re: #180 Salamantis
Basically, they tried to pull a Dick Cheney mask over John McCain's face. And their mask wasn't even of the real Dick Cheney; it was of their malevolently willful misconstrual of him.
And the reason they did that is that Dick Cheney was, if anything, even MORE generally reviled than Dubya was, because he had been portrayed as Dubya's Evil Corporate Bagman Puppetmaster so relentlessly for so long.
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Salamantis Sun, Aug 2, 2009 11:19:20pm |
re: #179 tradewind
For maximum distraction, the focus needs to shift thusly: have O J cut the child from the womb of a dying Lindsey, and deliver it in a white bronco, slowly, to Paris, who is being blackmailed by Perez Hilton into obtaining a baby for him and his lover, Skip Gates.
Only if Britney Spears is hired o0n as their live-in nanny.
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tradewind Sun, Aug 2, 2009 11:30:59pm |
re: #184 Salamantis
The point to the above is how flexible it allows TOTUS to be in his ramblings off-prompter ...he'll have his choice of several prime injustices to pick from, including but not limited to the issue of gay/lesbian/transgender marriage, the disproportionate incarceration stats re ex-athletes of color, energy independence and even CAFE standards, personified by the eco-unfriendly, inefficient white Bronco. Frankly, the teachable moments potential is huge.
Of course, all this messy business would have been averted had Lohan just made the correct , umm, Choice.
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calcajun Sun, Aug 2, 2009 11:54:33pm |
You know, it's so crazy, it might be true!
It says who the mother was--not who was the brooder. See, just enough to tantalize us.///
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calcajun Sun, Aug 2, 2009 11:55:13pm |
re: #184 Salamantis
Only if Britney Spears is hired o0n as their live-in nanny.
More like Charles Manson as the mid-wife.
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RadicalRon Sun, Aug 2, 2009 11:56:00pm |
This is great news!
Now, George Noury, Art Bell, Alex Jones and other purveyors to the paranoid have - proof, in living color, dammit! - that something ain't quite right. And why the lie about which state he was born? Huh? Wazzup wid dat shit?
Trying to get Helen Thomas to ruin Gibbie's day?
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LieSeeker Mon, Aug 3, 2009 1:13:38am |
Yeah, I see the problem. Hawaii will be furious to admit he's a Nevadan.
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The Curmudgeon Mon, Aug 3, 2009 3:31:51am |
Jeepers! That thing looks so real, with Heinlein's signature and all, that it really had me fooled! (But for the next one, may I suggest "Grassy Knoll, Texas" as the birthplace.)
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Annar Mon, Aug 3, 2009 4:11:46am |
Nonsense! Everyone knows that only Tau Ceti 2 has intelligent life!
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Areozol Mon, Aug 3, 2009 4:19:22am |
"YOU DARE MAKING FUN OF US!!!???"
/As said crazy conspiracy wacko
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Quilly Mammoth Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:18:12am |
Probably show up on "No Quarter" this morning. Larry will hint that he has new information that he is checking out.
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butterick Mon, Aug 3, 2009 6:37:01am |
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you the Orly Taitz / O RLY owl mashup.
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flyovercountry Mon, Aug 3, 2009 7:06:25am |
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DeafDog Mon, Aug 3, 2009 7:33:36am |
Great! Can we get his college transcripts now? I'm convinced that he failed econ 101.
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Aug 3, 2009 8:22:54am |
re: #15 Shiplord Kirel
(blush!) My very own thread!
Note the signatures of the attending doctor and special registrar, Frank Drake of SETI fame and "V/ADM" Robert A. Heinlein.
(In late, the next morning)
Damned fine dumpster diving, SK!
There is no instant-rimshot loud enough!
(I updinged your original post on the music thread too!)
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mili Mon, Aug 3, 2009 8:45:40am |
C'mon!
U really buying this crap?!?!
If the government was able to plan 9/11 with the help of Lizard people and evil zionists,then why do you believe that faking the nirth certifikit would be a harder task for them?
Wake up!
R.I.P Paul McCartney.
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Dark_Falcon Mon, Aug 3, 2009 8:49:05am |
re: #200 mili
I hope you just forgot your /sarc tag. Since this your second comment, I'm going to assume that this the case.
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mili Mon, Aug 3, 2009 9:06:38am |
re: #201 Dark_Falcon
I don't use sarcasm tags.It would be like starting to tell a joke,pausing in the middle and saying "this is a joke".And that kinda spoils the whole thing...
But I guess I will start using them while speaking of conspiracy theories, since the crazier the theory,the bigger is the number of its believers.
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Drider Mon, Aug 3, 2009 9:59:44am |
Well I refuse to waste one minute in the ring worrying about actual proof that Obama possesses an American birth certificate.
I'm going to do what most everyone else has on this subject and just take other peoples word for it and move on.
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Abdul Abulbul Amir Mon, Aug 3, 2009 11:43:51am |
This was obviously done by the same Bush black-ops group that phonied up the Rathergate docs.
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