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Now that's how you do it Bobinbreckenridge
...#1 no #2'a here : )

I have an easy way for hamas to do it...mass suicide!

No.

Oh, shut up, Hamas.

They can see the problems when the Great Satan cuts off the Welfare payments.

I spit in your face and drink your blood. Now give me money.

I can think of another way to remove 'All of Hamas' from the State department terror list besides rewriting a piece of paper!

Must be running short on funds...wait another week.

“Hamas is not the only side that wants peace. ...All the Palestinians want peace because they are the only people whose rights have been encroached upon and who have been expelled from their lands,” Abu Marzouk said.

This is what I mean. Absolute lies without any thought. These people lie about anything and everything all the time and everytime. I thought Bhagdad Bob was a joke and a caricature, but the more I read, look at , etc. . . I see that he is typical.. The truth doesn't matter. Their end justifies any means.

Is mormon doc still on? I think I need a pill.

“Hamas is not the only side that wants peace. ...All the Palestinians want peace because they are the only people whose rights have been encroached upon and who have been expelled from their lands,” Abu Marzouk said.

By this definition, clearly the Israelis do not want peace. In Abu Marzouk's world, of course, this is true, because his definition of peace is the genocidal annihilation of all Jews south and east of Vienna.

These people are making it very hard to do parody.

As the saying goes, a leopard cannot change its spots.

“Hamas is not the only side that wants peace. ...All the Palestinians want peace because they are the only people whose rights have been encroached upon and who have been expelled from their lands,” Abu Marzouk said.

Translation: Drive the Jews into the sea, and we'll have peace...well sorta...

Hamas does want peace:

The "peace of the dead"

Aaaahhh, BOO EFFING HOO! F*CK OFF HAMAS!

The absolute gall of this crew! We've got everything else, now we want off the terror list and to be accepted in the salons of Paris. Well...NUTS TO THAT!

Father of10:

..."I thought Bhagdad Bob was a joke and a caricature,.."

I thought you were speaking of GagdabBob...

Ghagdad is one of the Lizardoid Minions.

I suspect Ghagdad is actually Mark Steyn, in disguise.

OT: Must Read...
Protester dumps family

THE organiser of London’s Muslim cartoon protests has gone abroad to fight holy war — leaving taxpayers to foot the bill to keep his family...

But his wife will not have to worry about money when he’s gone — she gets £1,700-a-month in state handouts.( that's about $4,000 - ed)

Choudary returned to organise the Danish Embassy outrage, where protesters carried banners proclaiming: “Behead Those Who Insult Islam.”

Seriously, read it. The Brittish welfare state is funding it's own destruction.

All the Palestinians want peace

Yea... right.

Hamas really gives a rip about "the list"?

That would be a weakness that we could exploit.

#15, Killgore Trout:

Cool link. Now imagine if you were married to some hideous fatima/fatwa.

Would you not leave the hag and her brood to go to Beirut and shag all those hot Lebanese chicks?

Jihad, my ass.

Stupid Brits.

Again, Muslims remind me of 3 year olds throwing tantrums.

They'll negotiate, but only if the other side agrees in advance to accept everything they ask for.

Havn't these guys ever seen the Soprano's. Once you get on the list there is only one way to get off. They, of all people, should understand that.

And they'll keep killing dhimmis until we take them off the terror list, right?

Something CAIR or the ACLU can get behind.

Try again, linky

Ed the Weatherman:

I have thunder and lightning happening in London, Ontario tonight.

10C and raining.

Hamas's days are numbered... It's time full scale all out war is declared and THEY are wiped off the face of the map. Screw waiting for the U.N. Security Council and diplomacy.
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ZZ Bachman / ZardozZ News & Satire Portal

It's been a wild couple of weeks in the mideast. The cartoon jihad has parts of Europe caving in and of course the media isn't helping with its usual denial of a problem, like the media loses its freedom of its speech against a religion is a normal occurance unworthy of comment. The attitude of the west is changing. France now realises that the Islamists are serious and is protesting Iran's nuclear program for the first time. Europe is a whole is realising that Islamic law is incompatible with western democracy, and while Norway may have caved in the rest of Europe isn't. Now we have the Hamas telling the US to take them off its terrorist list. The Pali's are going to riot over this big-time because America isn't going to budge, and the Pali's funding from Europe is about to be dry up. The only thing Hamas understands is violence works against the west. At least it used to. I expect a few suicide bombings to start happening soon in Europe. I think that will be the beginning of a rapid change from appeasement to Europe actively defending itself. I give it two months before the first bombs in Europe go off. Courtesy of Hamas, of course. This thing is going to backfire on the Pali's and Islam in general. It'll be interesting to watch the media attempt to spin the upcoming bombings into the usual sympathetic bias for the poor oppressed Muslims. The problem for the media is that no matter how how they spin this, the public is reading right through their lies and making their own opinions.

EFF U Hamas.

“Hamas is not the only side that wants peace. ...All the Palestinians want peace because they are the only people whose rights have been encroached upon and who have been expelled from their lands,” Abu Marzouk said.

Obviously, I'm too late to make an original post on this bit of newspeak (I bow to those before me), but it is so sad that this crap gets traction among ther LLL. Who cannot understand that "peace" means the obliteration of Israel?

Methinks you'd better pack a lunch, Marzook.

#27 LoFlyer:

Ohhh I hope you're right! The media has me so angry with their lack of ethics. There's a few I do like like Brit Hume but on the whole they're weasels. I don't want to think of bombers but it's bound to happen. I knew that when Sheik Hassan Nasrallah called for the bombers not to be shy a couple of years ago and to widen their sphere of activities (meaning the West).

I hope when they all run out of money they bloody well starve and start killing each other...save the rest of us the trouble! I have no sympathy for them left at all. NONE! And for me that's saying a lot. Ten years ago, before I knew anything about these people, the Palestinians, or the Muslims for that matter, I gave the the deference and respect I give all people. No more! They are truly evil and this whole thing has gotten like Lord of the Rings. I think maybe Tolkein could see this coming and wrote the books in order to light our path.

Whiterasta- Canadian front visible near Georgetown, TX at 10:00PM CST surging Southward near 30 knots.

Temperatures in upper 20s, North Texas, to as warm as 32º at Laredo come to an end. Dallas probably doesn't reach 4º tomorrow, and by shortly after sunset, any light drizzle which develops will freeze on contact, as surface temps drop below 0º, while a warm layer of 5 to 10º between 1500 and 2500 meters melts any light falling snow to liquid rain or drizzle.

New 0Z NAM continues trend of previous runs, 5 mm or less. Even more optimistic 18Z GFS was less than 10 mm. 5 mm is worthless, that tiny amount of ice would be sublimating as fast as it accumulated.

Just looking at Toronto MAVMOS from my Pay-Per-View AccuWeather site, and station CYYZ has a high of -10º on Saturday.

Actual Muslim moderates, do they exist?
This story suggests a sighting has been made in Germany...

From the Belmont Club...

Bloggledygook carries the story of a German Muslim group that has dared Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to visit the Auschwitz concentration camp and deny the Holocaust there.

By denying the Holocaust, Ahmadinejad not only denigrated the Jewish victims of the genocide but also the 200,000 Roms and Arabs murdered in the "gypsy camp" of Auschwitz-Birkenau and other camps, the institute spokesman said. The fact that the president of an Islamic state repeated Nazi anti-Semitism was harmful to the image of Islam and "a disgrace for all the world’s Muslims", he added. The Berlin-based institute, founded in 1927, is the oldest Muslim body in Germany.

How do you say Pthhh in Arabic?

OT

Abbas asks the Norwegians to come back.

If you read this article, be sure to check out the name of the fellow who heads up Norwegian led observer force TIPH.

32 sane in MN- more importantly (he drooled), same post at Belmont club has a pic of the hot new Lara Croft actress. She is from George Galloway's distric in London, but no burka.

Test sorry

we don't have enough bullets to deal with Hamas "as it is". Or do we?

They can get off the terror list if they do the following:

1. Truely renounce terror for ever.

2. Surrender all weapons.

3. Prosecute all their terrorists.

4. Renounce anti-semitism.

5. Give open and honest intelligence to the west.

6. Modify media and education to promote peace.

7. Pay reparations to all victems.

8. Do Teshuva or repentence.

9. Maybe change religions. (after all the Dali Lama is around)

I am not sure how the State Department deals with this. From my service there, I think the only terrorist organization they truely recognize is the one that checks travel authorizations.

35...
Yeah, Jim, she's hot...Maybe Galloway should donate that red bodysuit he was prancing around in(Big Brother) to "Lara". After it was disinfected, of course!

Shake, Bake...ok, you're off the list.

#37. You haven't seen a cluster bomb in action. The Islamists have forgotten the "mile of death" in Kuwait after our boys slaughtered an Iraqi convoy. And don't worry about us running out of ammo, we'll make more.

#38 gedalia,

They can get off the terror list if they do the following:

1. Truely renounce terror for ever.

2. Surrender all weapons.

3. Prosecute all their terrorists.

4. Renounce anti-semitism.

5. Give open and honest intelligence to the west.

6. Modify media and education to promote peace.

7. Pay reparations to all victems.

8. Do Teshuva or repentence.

9. Maybe change religions. (after all the Dali Lama is around)

Wow, that's some list. I could only come up with one suggestion for Hamas:

1. Drop dead!

Marzook is a fucking terrorist and he started the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), right here, in the USA ...

#38
You forgot "recognize Israel as Nation"

These are all positive developments. These guys want *stuff*. They can't get stuff unless the official policy of the government is not to obliterate their neighbors. Before the election, they were able to play this stupid game of having full blast terrorism while at the same time their govt was getting money by denouncing it. Now Hamas is in charge of both, and even Kofi can't find a distinction now.

#15, Killgore Trout:

Ahhh! The Sun. Page three. They just don't make tabloids like that here.

NSI MEMORANDUM
TO: DDHS
FROM: POTUS
RE: LIST

SIR,

PLEASE IMMEDIATLY TRANSFER HAMAS FROM THE TERRORIST WATCH LIST TO THE DEEP IN SHIT LIST ASAP.

SINCERELY,

GW

cc: VPOTUS, SOS, DCI

On January 26, 2006 it was announced that a "tiny minority" of extremists, the radical Islamic movement Hamas, had won a large majority in the new Palestinian parliament.

Sec Rice has announced we will continue to fund "humanitarian aid." I saw a clip of her speakin about the wretched conditions the "refugees" face. What a crock. Humanitarian = guns for Hamas. I don't know if she belives what she said, but if she does, she's an idiot.

And just like that, someone else will not be picked for dodgeball. So goes the moral equivalent universe.

Rice: Palestinians Voted for Change (State.gov)

We believe that they voted for change against long-term corrupt practices that had made their lives difficult and their progress difficult. But we believe that the change that they -- that what has not changed is the Palestinian people's desire to have a freer and a better life.

If she or the President belives that they are delusional. Unless she means free of Jews.

Funding Palestinian "Humanitarian" Needs is a MISTAKE

Until the Bush administration blocked his reappointment last year, long-term UNRWA commissioner-general Peter Hansen made a career out of "see no evil, hear no evil" with respect to Hamas while imputing all manner of malfeasance on Israel. The final straw for Washington may have been Hansen's candid admission during a television interview with the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation in late 2004: "I am sure there are Hamas members on the UNRWA payroll, and I don't see that as a crime."

When will we learn? Is Baker the Secretary of State? Or does "Condi" just channel him? It is idiotic to fund ANYTHING going to the "territories." Let their Arab fiends feed them.

I will hope Rice & the President are playing a game. It is the only rational reason, besides trying to get Muslims to like us, to continue to fund "humanitarian" aid.

Hamas want to 'clean up' their charter.
Guess what will still be in it?
Hamas working on 'new charter'

At closed meetings in hotel suites in Beirut and Damascus, Hamas has been developing a new charter that is designed to showcase a more moderate and non anti-Semitic face,

Yet this new document, acknowledged Dr. Azzam Tamimi, 51, the Hebron-born director of the Institute of Islamic Political Thought in London, would still call for an end to the Jewish state and the creation of a Palestinian state on all of mandatory Palestine.

Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian. -- Heywood Broun

how's that saying go?...oh yea, "you made your bed, now lie in it".

In South Afric the Africa Muslim Party's hateful campaign posters

Sorry...meant to say Off Topic for the above post.

Right.

Negotiate with a guy named 'abu'.

No clue there...

Hamas and Islam will not accept the concept, nor acknowledge the source, of "beating swords into plowshares".

My suggestion is for the islamists to clear their minds by giving themselves enemas with their own RPG's.

Considering that Hamas admits that they're taking money from yet another terrorist group Hizbullah, which also happens to be on the list of designated foreign terrorist organizations, the chances of Hamas being removed are slim.

That doesn't mean some dhimmi at the State Dept wont try, but it means that they've got to justify removing two major terrorist organizations at a time when they're both agitating for the destruction of one of our allies (and always threatening action against the US to boot).

A senior Hamas official called on the United States Thursday to remove the militant Islamic group from Washington’s list of terrorist organizations and to open a dialogue without preconditions.

MOAB
 

Meanwhile, the Russians are saying Hamas should join in the peace process, according to the wire services on the Boston Dhimmi Globe web site: Link to article.

Read this one - the Rooskies also want to sell two helicopters and 50 armored personnel carriers to the PA. (Funny, I thought the Palestinians thought an ambulance was an APC.) And how is Hamas supposed to get the money to buy these? Must be more humanitarian assistance.

Last, even if they did have their own state on all of Israel, what would they do? Their only export is suicide bombers.

Biased headline of the day: "Israel puts the squeeze on Fledgling Democracy"

Google News sucks.

[Link: smh.com.au...]

# 64
amazing article. mostly because of this guy's understanding of democracy. it reads like those palestinians could vote barghouti out of prison like in those "reality tv" shows where the voters decide who's in or out.

BEFORE ANYONE...ANYONE!...GIVES ONE POOP ABOUT WHAT HAMAS SAYS ABOUT THIS SO-CALLED "PEACE PROCESS"...

THEY MUST LEARN ABOUT THE PHASED PLAN

Any agreement made for WB (& Aza) now will be worthless! THEY WANT ALL OF ISRAEL YOU F'N IDIOTS! They continue to say this...no matter how much we berate & negotiate them out of how they state their goal...THEY WILL NEVER CHANGE THE ESSENCE OF THEIR GOALS...

A request that Hamas, denounce their hatred of Israel...is only a request in Name only...not intent...ITS WORTHLESS! (And furthermore its just naive & stupid...Would/should we have asked Hitler to denounce his anti-semetism?..try to convince him that the Jews weren't that bad?...NO dipships, we realized that such hateful bungholes DON'T CHANGE & we protected our lives & defeated him...no questions asked)

The "secular", "non-Terrorist", FATAH...wouldn't actually stop their desire to Destroy Israel...WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD HAMAS!?

If you want to see Israel...(esp as a Jewish State) GO NOW! Israel Gov., doesn't get it! Israeli people don't get it! (I went to a long speech by an Israeli Political Scientist & I'm very very scared)

ISRAEL WILL BE DESTROYED! (Not because I want it too...but because they don't get it) Visit Now..or lose your chance!

#64 Pawn of the Oppressor
Ed O'Laughlin of the Sydney Morning Herald didn't care to mention that Hamas' announced vow is death-to-Israel, that its own Covenant calls for the destruction of Israel, that Hamas has carried out dozens of suicide bombings against Israelis including more than 10 bombings of buses, that Hamas does not recognize Israel's right to exist and has renounced all agreements made with Israel.

Why should Israel cooperate with a gang that calls for and has tried to carry out Israel's desruction?

Just because the Palis put Hamas into power doesn't mean that Israel has to kowtow to it. In the 1930s the Germans put the Nazis into power. That didn't make the Nazi regime any less disgusting. That didn't mean that other states had to support Nazi Germany. The fact that Palis brought Hamas into power is binding on the Palis; it isn't binding on other states, especially the state against whom Hamas has been carrying out a terrorist war.

The bias of Ed O'Laughlin and the Sydney Morning Herald is obvious from what they have failed to report. That is, Hamas' actions against Israel.