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1 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:00:14pm

I have read reviews that the G10 is not good in low light. Any thoughts?

2 Sharmuta  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:01:33pm
I got this 18th century map of the New World in the Grand Bazaar in Istanbul

Not Constantinople.

3 Racer X  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:01:40pm

I see no ice whatsoever. They had global warming back then?

4 medaura18586  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:01:57pm

Cool! I wonder whether Istanbul was much different in the mid nineties compared to 2003, when I visited. It seemed to be in flux when I was there.

5 Killgore Trout  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:02:27pm

Dar ul harb!

6 OldLineTexan  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:02:52pm

re: #3 Racer X

I see no ice whatsoever. They had global warming back then?

Sure did. Look at those coastlines.

/

7 GrepSedAwk  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:03:00pm

When I was a little kid - Iran to Iraq, slipped on Greece and fell on Turkey.

8 Bagua  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:03:12pm

So the Turks discovered America! Change the history books.

9 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:03:21pm

I can see my house.

10 OldLineTexan  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:03:27pm

re: #5 Killgore Trout

Dar ul harb!

Where do you think that compass rose is centered? Cabo San Lucas, maybe?

/

11 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:03:59pm

re: #9 Occasional Reader

I can see my house.

But can you see Russia FROM your house?

12 debutaunt  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:04:12pm

re: #9 Occasional Reader

I can see my house.

Is that an armpit?

13 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:04:30pm

My Turkish is a little rusty, but I believe the caption over Brazil reads, "come for the babes, stay for the feijoada".

14 Crusader Rabbit  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:04:43pm

re: #8 Bagua

So the Turks discovered America! Change the history books.

The did, but not until the 18th century.

15 coquimbojoe  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:05:14pm

That's pretty cool!

16 Nevergiveup  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:05:23pm

The cabinet will be asked on Sunday to approve the appointment of Foreign Minister Avigdor Lieberman as the minister responsible for Israel's strategic dialogue with the US.

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

Yeah, he and Hilliary will get along so well? Fireworks at 10:00.

17 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:05:39pm

Man, Canada has sure grown since then!

18 Honorary Yooper  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:06:04pm

Nice map, Charles. Don't have any in my collection that go back quite that far (wish I did). My earliest tend to be from the 1920s.

19 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:06:12pm

re: #12 debutaunt

Is that an armpit?

No, it's in a pretty good neighborhood, actually.

/

20 Bagua  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:06:45pm

re: #14 Crusader Rabbit

The did, but not until the 18th century.

Be careful what you say, you know there is a law against insulting Turkishness!

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

21 Kenneth  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:07:04pm

Beautiful map, Charles.

22 researchok  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:07:16pm

Pretty impressive for 18th century cartography.

23 Bagua  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:07:50pm

re: #16 Nevergiveup

The cabinet will be asked on Sunday to approve the appointment of Foreign Minister Avigdor Lieberman as the minister responsible for Israel's strategic dialogue with the US.

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

Yeah, he and Hilliary will get along so well? Fireworks at 10:00.

That should be fun to watch!

24 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:08:15pm

Captain Cook had better maps:

1787

Before satellites, gps, etc....pretty impressive

25 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:08:35pm

re: #10 OldLineTexan

Where do you think that compass rose is centered? Cabo San Lucas, maybe?

/

Those aren't compasses, they're representations of UFO overflights that were witnessed by Turkish mariners.

Chariots of the Gods?

26 Russkilitlover  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:09:05pm

Very cool. I love old maps. New maps, too.

27 Thoughtful  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:09:44pm

Cool map.

Try this for photographing documents:

1) Ideally shoot in an all-black room.
2) Use large 3M polarizing filters over the light source -- two sources 45 degrees off to either side work well. Be sure the polarizers are aligned the same.
3) Use a polarizing filter on the camera as well.

This set up pretty nearly eliminates the bits of glare off the document folds.

28 nikis-knight  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:09:56pm

Any reason Texas, Minnesota, Argentina and Brazil are labeled? Next terrorist plot? Masonic lodges? Tunnels of the Turkish mole-people?

/conspiracies 'r us!

29 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:11:07pm

re: #24 Desert Dog

Captain Cook had better maps:

1787

Before satellites, gps, etc....pretty impressive

/Thats nice, but have you seen Cap'n Crunch's?

30 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:11:53pm

re: #24 Desert Dog

Captain Cook had better maps:

1787

Before satellites, gps, etc....pretty impressive

That IS good.

When Captain Cook first sniffed the wattle
and love Columbus'd Aristotle

-Siegfried Sassoon (I think)

31 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:12:21pm

re: #29 Creeping Eruption

/Thats nice, but have you seen Cap'n Crunch's?

Amazing detail

32 OldLineTexan  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:12:24pm

re: #28 nikis-knight

Any reason Texas, Minnesota, Argentina and Brazil are labeled? Next terrorist plot? Masonic lodges? Tunnels of the Turkish mole-people?

/conspiracies 'r us!

Beef
Beer
Babes
More babes

/Turkish sailors are a practical lot

33 KenJen  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:12:40pm

Is this a rorshach test? I see boobies.

34 Nevergiveup  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:12:41pm

re: #23 Bagua

That should be fun to watch!

From a distance. Ah what's the difference anyway, Israel is going to get F...CKed no matter what with this administration.

35 Bagua  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:12:46pm

I traslated the caption it reads:

Future location of Shawarma King franchises

36 Shr_Nfr  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:12:52pm

re: #22 researchok

the maps out of Sir Walter Raleigh's "History of the World" from the early 1600s are quite impressive too. I think of the 3 or 4 copies I have, only one of them has all the maps. The others have had one or more maps "razored" out.

37 WarBicycle  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:13:09pm

They forgot Nova Scotia.

38 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:13:44pm

re: #32 OldLineTexan

Beef
Beer
Babes & beef
More babes

/Turkish sailors are a practical lot

FIFY

39 Nevergiveup  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:14:02pm

re: #37 WarBicycle

They forgot Nova Scotia.

I'll take mine with a smear of cream cheese

40 OldLineTexan  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:14:48pm

re: #38 Occasional Reader

FIFY

Well, if you're gonna get picky, we have babes in Texas, too.

And Minnesotans have fish. Some of the Turks may be watching their cholesterol.

/

41 Russkilitlover  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:14:54pm

re: #29 Creeping Eruption

/Thats nice, but have you seen Cap'n Crunch's?


Looks like a nice place. Except for that smoking, oozing friggin' VOLCANO!

42 Bagua  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:15:08pm

re: #34 Nevergiveup

From a distance. Ah what's the difference anyway, Israel is going to get F...CKed no matter what with this administration.

Perhaps, alternatively, Lieberman and Netanyahu may put up just enough fight to block much of what is attempted, Obama and Hillary will soon move on to greener pastures as the next election approaches.

43 [deleted]  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:15:31pm
44 Nevergiveup  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:16:12pm

re: #42 Bagua

Perhaps, alternatively, Lieberman and Netanyahu may put up just enough fight to block much of what is attempted, Obama and Hillary will soon move on to greener pastures as the next election approaches.

Have you been drinking this afternoon? Probably a good idea.

45 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:16:36pm

re: #41 Russkilitlover

Looks like a nice place. Except for that smoking, oozing friggin' VOLCANO!

Look out, Charles and LGF will be accused of engaging in Volcanophobia.

46 Bagua  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:17:07pm

re: #44 Nevergiveup

I'm planning to stay liquored up for the duration of the next 4 year, blunt the pain that way.

47 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:17:12pm

re: #43 buzzsawmonkey

All those lands were formerly Islamic!

Except Antartica, where they worshipped the Great Old Ones.

48 2by2  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:17:41pm
49 bosforus  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:17:47pm

Ships were huge back then!

50 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:18:05pm

I kept clicking but it wouldn't zoom in to show me my house........
What a gyp....

51 experiencedtraveller  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:18:30pm

Bindings reveal much about antiquarian books. Leather bindings came to prominence in the 1750's or so. Before that it was primarily vellum and other animal hides.

For more information about antiquarian books check the ABAA or surf through Ebay who makes a large market in them.

Some of the oldest materials are the hand-written, illuminated manuscripts and they are extremely beautiful and valuable. Early books made on a printing press are called incunabula and were printed before 1501.

52 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:19:09pm

re: #40 OldLineTexan

Well, if you're gonna get picky, we have babes in Texas, too.

And Minnesotans have fish. Some of the Turks may be watching their cholesterol.

/

I'm off to Argentina next week, so I just wanted to catalogue the attractions carefully, as a reminder.

53 bosforus  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:20:16pm

re: #52 Occasional Reader

Argentina again? Weren't you just there a few months ago?

54 mike(in)savage  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:20:17pm

If you were to squeeze South and Central America, North America would plump up to be much larger.

An immigration analogy, perhaps?

55 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:20:31pm

I hate to tell you this Charles, but I think you got rooked. (In a bazaar in Turkey? No way!) The book & writing may be from the 18th-Century, but the map is likely contemporary. I see things like this a lot in my line of work, people paint old-looking miniatures over old manuscripts which have nothing to do with the paintings. They're meant to separate tourists from their money.

56 debutaunt  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:20:36pm

re: #52 Occasional Reader

I'm off to Argentina next week, so I just wanted to catalogue the attractions carefully, as a reminder.

Are you a high-level drug runner?

57 Cicero05  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:20:51pm

Where be monsters?

58 [deleted]  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:20:59pm
59 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:21:30pm

re: #52 Occasional Reader

I'm off to Argentina next week, so I just wanted to catalogue the attractions carefully, as a reminder.

Business? Pleasure? Secret Mossad strike force hunting down old nazis?

60 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:22:31pm

re: #59 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Business? Pleasure? Secret Mossad strike force hunting down old nazis?

Is there a difference between the three?

61 experiencedtraveller  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:22:58pm

re: #52 Occasional Reader

I'm off to Argentina next week, so I just wanted to catalogue the attractions carefully, as a reminder.

Tango competition?

62 Ariel  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:23:15pm

re: #35 Bagua

I traslated the caption it reads:

Future location of Shawarma King franchises

I translated it too, and it says:

Here be the Great Satan.

63 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:23:18pm

re: #57 Cicero05

Where be monsters?

All those weird squiggly lines off the edges of the map. There be the monsters.

64 DaddyG  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:23:57pm

How about an 18th century map of the human genome?

(A very messy proceess involving slamming a condemned prisoner between the pages of a very large binding.) /

65 Bagua  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:24:08pm

re: #62 Ariel

Darn google translator left out the details!

66 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:24:34pm

re: #63 CyanSnowHawk

All those weird squiggly lines off the edges of the map. There be the monsters.

No, that's where a drunken worm got into the ink.

67 wrenchwench  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:24:46pm
I got this 18th century map of the New World in the Grand Bazaar in Istanbul, Turkey, in 1994.

Nice. I got a cool pair of socks there.

68 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:24:52pm

You can see that the Jersey Turnpike was backed up even then.

69 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:25:11pm

re: #53 bosforus

Argentina again? Weren't you just there a few months ago?

Yes. Yet, for some reason, they're letting me back in. Short memories, I guess.

70 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:25:35pm

re: #66 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

No, that's where a drunken worm got into the ink.

I didn't say it was a particularly fearsome monster.

71 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:25:37pm

re: #56 debutaunt

Are you a high-level drug runner?

Define "high-level".

72 Bagua  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:25:56pm

Does my Brasil look big on this map?

73 DaddyG  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:26:55pm

re: #72 Bagua

Does my Brasil look big on this map?

No but you look like you are a bit Chile.

74 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:26:59pm

re: #69 Occasional Reader

Yes. Yet, for some reason, they're letting me back in. Short memories, I guess.

What's Argentinian cuisine like? Similar to Spanish?

75 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:26:59pm

re: #68 opnion

You can see that the Jersey Turnpike was backed up even then.

On the plus side, the Molly Pitcher Rest Stop was actually run by Molly Pitcher!

76 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:27:32pm

re: #73 DaddyG

No but you look like you are a bit Chile.

Not to mention Uruguay.
NTTATWWT

77 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:27:32pm

re: #47 Occasional Reader

Except Antartica, where they worshipped the Great Old Ones.

At the Mountains of Madness.
Is that a shoggoth?

78 [deleted]  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:27:43pm
79 capitalist piglet  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:27:50pm

Does this map make my country look big?

80 DaddyG  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:27:53pm

re: #74 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

What's Argentinian cuisine like? Similar to Spanish?


With some German influences? /

81 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:28:21pm

re: #59 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Business? Pleasure? Secret Mossad strike force hunting down old nazis?

Hunting the old nazis is much easier these days; you can just take away their walkers.

82 lawhawk  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:28:24pm

That other caption, in the middle of the US, is actually declaring where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. /

83 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:28:47pm

re: #78 buzzsawmonkey

It is my understanding that even the vegetables in Argentina are made of beef.

But enough about Maradona...

84 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:28:50pm

re: #80 DaddyG

With some German influences? /

Is that really germane to the topic?

85 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:29:10pm

re: #75 Occasional Reader

On the plus side, the Molly Pitcher Rest Stop was actually run by Molly Pitcher!

True.

86 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:29:34pm

re: #74 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

What's Argentinian cuisine like? Similar to Spanish?

Beef, beef, and more beef (as buzzsaw's quip indicates). Plus, of course, lots of international cuisine, especially Italian and Spanish, given their roots.

87 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:29:34pm

re: #74 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

What's Argentinian cuisine like? Similar to Spanish?

Their Scottish food is Kosher, I know that for a fact

88 DaddyG  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:29:35pm

re: #84 Creeping Eruption

Is that really germane to the topic?

If you don't like it you Tango.

89 [deleted]  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:30:04pm
90 Bagua  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:30:10pm

This map proves Creationism, notice there is no Galapagos islands on the map, so they must be less than 200 years old.

91 DaddyG  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:30:59pm

We should really take these inside puns outside... Whew!

92 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:31:05pm

re: #72 Bagua

Does my Brasil look big on this map?

Your Brasil should only be large enough to contain your Bolivars, otherwise people will look at Peru funny.

93 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:31:09pm

Had I only been in realestate back then!
IT WOULD ALL BE MINE! HAAHAHAHAHAHA!
MINE I SAY....MINE!

94 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:31:20pm

re: #78 buzzsawmonkey

It is my understanding that even the vegetables in Argentina are made of beef.

Remember the McRib? Even the bones were made of meat.

95 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:31:28pm

re: #77 Kosh's Shadow

At the Mountains of Madness.
Is that a shoggoth?

No, I'm just happy to see you.

96 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:31:41pm

re: #94 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Remember the McRib? Even the bones were made of meat.

see my 87

97 SecondComing  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:32:03pm

What happened to the mid-west?

98 KenJen  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:32:05pm

Charles, What are the dimensions on the map? Just curious. It's beautiful. You should frame it.

99 Honorary Yooper  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:32:15pm

re: #94 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Remember the McRib? Even the bones were made of meat.

I'd rather not remember the McRib.
/Just say no to faux-que.

100 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:32:30pm

re: #87 Desert Dog

Their Scottish food is Kosher, I know that for a fact

The Argentina McD's is mehadrin kosher, not even the McD's in Israel has that level of certification.

101 experiencedtraveller  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:32:30pm

re: #89 buzzsawmonkey

One thing is nice about Argentina; you don't have to mind your manners. Everyone is gauch-o.

Just remember to declare any suitecases full of cash...

102 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:32:43pm

re: #94 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Remember the McRib? Even the bones were made of meat.

If you are talking about McD's, I think it is more appropriate to say that even the meat were made of bones . . ./

103 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:32:48pm

re: #94 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Remember the McRib? Even the bones were made of meat.

"You're wayyy off. Think, 'smaller'... and more legs."

-Krusty

104 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:32:57pm

re: #99 Honorary Yooper

I'd rather not remember the McRib.
/Just say no to faux-que.

I still have flashbacks, but they're becoming less severe.

105 JHW  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:33:10pm
The Piri Reis map is a famous pre-modern world map compiled in 1513 from military intelligence by the Ottoman-Turkish admiral and cartographer Piri Reis. The half of the map which survives shows the western coasts of Europe and North Africa and the coast of Brazil with reasonable accuracy. Various Atlantic islands including the Azores and Canary Islands are depicted, as is the mythical island of Antillia and possibly Japan. The map has been used in pseudo-scholarship to claim an ancient knowledge of an ice-free Antarctica, transmitted either from extra-terrestrials or an Ice Age civilization, but the region in question better fits Patagonia. The historical importance of the map lies in its demonstration of the extent of Portuguese exploration of the New World by approximately 1510, and in its claim to have used Columbus's maps, otherwise lost, as a source

Piri Reis Map

106 DaddyG  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:33:25pm

re: #94 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Remember the McRib? Even the bones were made of meat.

Ah yes, and like spaghettios one of the few foods that has no discernable change of state between the time it is ingested to the time it is eliminated (regardless of how).

107 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:33:32pm

re: #98 KenJen

Charles, What are the dimensions on the map? Just curious. It's beautiful. You should frame it.

He keeps it in the glove box of his '75 Lincoln Town Car. He only gets it out if he is REALLY lost.

/

108 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:34:13pm

re: #100 Alouette

The Argentina McD's is mehadrin kosher, not even the McD's in Israel has that level of certification.

I don't know that much about what's kosher, but can a cheeseburger ever be kosher?

109 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:34:15pm

re: #99 Honorary Yooper

I'd rather not remember the McRib.
/Just say no to faux-que.

Those things were hooves & lips.

110 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:35:04pm

re: #100 Alouette

The Argentina McD's is mehadrin kosher, not even the McD's in Israel has that level of certification.

Wow. Never heard that. Any idea where that particular one is located? I'd be curious to check it out.

111 [deleted]  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:35:04pm
112 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:35:36pm

re: #108 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I don't know that much about what's kosher, but can a cheeseburger ever be kosher?

You can't mix dairy with meat......learned that here at LGF.

113 [deleted]  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:35:49pm
114 Ward Cleaver  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:35:54pm

re: #31 Desert Dog

Amazing detail

Not to mention the sound of the ocean, it puts me to sleeeeee...

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115 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:36:05pm

re: #111 buzzsawmonkey

Not if it's real cheese, no.

What if it's beef with goat (or other animal) cheese?

116 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:36:35pm

re: #100 Alouette

The Argentina McD's is mehadrin McHadrin kosher

FIFY

117 Ward Cleaver  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:37:01pm

re: #112 LGoPs

You can't mix dairy with meat......learned that here at LGF.

So much for a chocolate shake with meatballs.

118 DaddyG  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:37:18pm

re: #115 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

What if it's beef with goat (or other animal) cheese?

I was wondering the same thing about anything that's "not 'da mama".

119 vxbush  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:37:47pm

re: #117 Ward Cleaver

So much for a chocolate shake with meatballs.

Do not discuss such evils. Chocolate should never be thus polluted.

120 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:38:22pm

re: #115 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

What if it's beef with goat (or other animal) cheese?

Well, when I was 16 and worked at McDonalds on Havana Street in beautiful Aurora, Colorado, I am pretty sure we did not put "real cheese" on them BigMacs. It looked like cheese, and kinda tasted like cheese, but it was not cheese.

121 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:39:15pm

re: #120 Desert Dog

Well, when I was 16 and worked at McDonalds on Havana Street in beautiful Aurora, Colorado, I am pretty sure we did not put "real cheese" on them BigMacs. It looked like cheese, and kinda tasted like cheese, but it was not cheese.

I always look for products that are labeled "cheese food". Usually in smallish print.

122 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:39:22pm

re: #120 Desert Dog

Well, when I was 16 and worked at McDonalds on Havana Street in beautiful Aurora, Colorado, I am pretty sure we did not put "real cheese" on them BigMacs. It looked like cheese, and kinda tasted like cheese, but it was not cheese.

Oh sure, next you'll be telling me that Velveeta isn't cheese.
/

123 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:39:28pm

re: #117 Ward Cleaver

So much for a chocolate shake with meatballs.

That's 2/3 of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
/#1 in da hood, G!

124 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:40:03pm

re: #115 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

What if it's beef with goat (or other animal) cheese?

Nope

125 Russkilitlover  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:40:21pm

re: #112 LGoPs

You can't mix dairy with meat......learned that here at LGF.


No ground beef shakes, huh? Bummer.

126 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:40:29pm

re: #108 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I don't know that much about what's kosher, but can a cheeseburger ever be kosher?

Not if the meat is real meat and the cheese is real cheese.
However, if the "meat" is a veggieburger, it can be kosher, or if the cheese is fake, non-dairy "cheese".

127 Spider Mensch  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:40:39pm

re: #121 Occasional Reader

I always look for products that are labeled "cheese food". Usually in smallish print.

I think steven wright asked "is that what cheese eats?"

128 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:40:50pm

re: #121 Occasional Reader

I always look for products that are labeled "cheese food". Usually in smallish print.

Pasturized processed cheese food.
yum.

129 Russkilitlover  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:40:58pm

re: #117 Ward Cleaver

So much for a chocolate shake with meatballs.

Dang it, didn't see yours.....

130 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:41:16pm

re: #122 CyanSnowHawk

Oh sure, next you'll be telling me that Velveeta isn't cheese.
/

It's processed cheese, the main difference between that & "real" cheese is that the whey is reintroduced into the mix.
/Saw a Modern Marvels special on cheese.

131 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:41:41pm

re: #57 Cicero05

Where be monsters?

I was going to say that. Then decided to "F3" monsters. Your post showed up.

CURSES!

132 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:41:54pm

My brother and I used to put beef gravy on cottage cheese when we were kids.

133 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:42:04pm

re: #126 Kosh's Shadow

Not if the meat is real meat and the cheese is real cheese.
However, if the "meat" is a veggieburger, it can be kosher, or if the cheese is fake, non-dairy "cheese".

So if God had caused it to rain tofu burgers and Cheez-Whiz from heaven, the Israelites would have been a-ok eating it.

134 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:42:05pm

re: #128 redstateredneck

Pasturized processed cheese food.
yum.

How else are you supposed to spray it out of the can?

135 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:42:13pm

I have consulted my arabic/english dictionary and I see the bit in Canada says "Infidels", the bit in the US says "more infidels", the bit in Brazil says "not much here" and the bit in Argentina says "infidels and their 9 year old daughters". The piece at the bottom says, "all ours, ripe for the picking"


Oh BTW, if "they" believe the earth is flat and they cant see the Americas from their window I guess it must mean that the Americas are on the other side of the dice.

136 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:42:36pm

re: #122 CyanSnowHawk

Oh sure, next you'll be telling me that Velveeta isn't cheese.
/

Read somewhere that Margarine is one molecule away from being plastic.

137 DaddyG  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:42:40pm

Two all beef soy and animal byproduct patties special sauce lettuce shredded vegitable matter cheese imitation dairy solids pickles onions on a sesame seed bun bleached flour loaf.

138 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:43:05pm

re: #108 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I don't know that much about what's kosher, but can a cheeseburger ever be kosher?

A beef burger with soy cheese can be kosher.

A tofu burger with real cheese can be kosher.

139 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:43:18pm

re: #131 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I was going to say that. Then decided to "F3" monsters. Your post showed up.

CURSES!


New Avatar FBV? Less confusing

140 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:43:23pm

re: #130 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
Did ya catch the one on "Hot Dogs"......
I'll never eat them anyway but that one didn't help!

141 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:43:23pm

re: #133 Occasional Reader

So if God had caused it to rain tofu burgers and Cheez-Whiz from heaven, the Israelites would have been a-ok eating it.

"What's for dinner Mom?"

"Manna, Jacob"

"Manna AGAIN!"

142 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:43:34pm

re: #133 Occasional Reader

So if God had caused it to rain tofu burgers and Cheez-Whiz from heaven, the Israelites would have been a-ok eating it.

Sounds like low rent manna.

143 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:43:35pm

re: #130 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

It's processed cheese, the main difference between that & "real" cheese is that the whey is reintroduced into the mix.
/Saw a Modern Marvels special on cheese.

Saw the same show. It has whey, oil, and various emulsifiers and stabilizers added to actual cheese, and then it is melted and mixed together.
Thus is produced Velveeta, the Cheese that Would Not Die

144 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:43:37pm

re: #121 Occasional Reader

I always look for products that are labeled "cheese food". Usually in smallish print.

I like the term 'potted meat product'.
WTF?

145 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:43:39pm

re: #133 Occasional Reader

So if God had caused it to rain tofu burgers and Cheez-Whiz from heaven, the Israelites would have been a-ok eating it.

Most theologians think that's what manna was.

146 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:43:41pm

re: #134 CyanSnowHawk

How else are you supposed to spray it out of the can?

Don't knock it. EZ Cheese is a good source of calcium.

I know that, because I read it on the can.

One can is one serving...right?

147 DaddyG  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:43:58pm

re: #127 Spider Mensch

I think steven wright asked "is that what cheese eats?"

My favorite Steven Wright question is "If they put pictures of vegitables on canned vegitables, then why is there a picture of a baby on the baby food jar?

148 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:44:22pm

re: #144 LGoPs

I like the term 'potted meat product'.
WTF?

I had a few friends in college that fit that description to a T.

149 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:44:31pm

re: #139 A Kiwi Infidel

Yep. By design. And it is a really cool avatar, isn't it?

150 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:44:47pm

re: #147 DaddyG

My favorite Steven Wright question is "If they put pictures of vegitables on canned vegitables, then why is there a picture of a baby on the baby food jar?

Mine is: "I live on a one-way dead end street"

151 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:44:47pm

Later.

152 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:44:50pm

"The cheese stands alone, the cheese stands alone, hi-ho, the derio, the cheese stands alone."

WTF does that mean, anyway?re: #143 Kosh's Shadow

Saw the same show. It has whey, oil, and various emulsifiers and stabilizers added to actual cheese, and then it is melted and mixed together.
Thus is produced Velveeta, the Cheese that Would Not Die

I once received a job application from a woman named Velveeta Larshay. Kinda has a ring to it.

153 DaddyG  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:45:08pm

re: #141 Desert Dog

"What's for dinner Mom?"

"Manna, Jacob"

"Manna AGAIN!"

Mind Your Mannas young man!

154 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:45:23pm

re: #147 DaddyG

My favorite Steven Wright question is "If they put pictures of vegitables on canned vegitables, then why is there a picture of a baby on the baby food jar?

What about pictures of Girl Scouts on Girl Scout Cookies?
(Cue Wednesday Addams)

155 Russkilitlover  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:45:26pm

re: #136 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Read somewhere that Margarine is one molecule away from being plastic.

I read that too, and that if you put an open container of Margarine and an open container of butter in the garage, bugs will go to the butter but NOT the margarine. That stuff's just nasty.

156 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:46:01pm

re: #153 DaddyG

Mind Your Mannas young man!

There are people starving in Nubia, eat all your manna.

157 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:46:01pm

re: #152 redstateredneck

I see I managed to combine two posts again. Dang that auto comment button!

158 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:46:15pm

re: #138 Alouette

I am curious as to what I eat (as a vegetarian) that is not kosher. Don't really care, but am curious.

159 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:46:16pm

re: #132 redstateredneck

My brother and I used to put beef gravy on cottage cheese when we were kids.

I wish we were so lucky. We couldn't afford cottage chesse. We had to put beef gravy on dirt..........

160 Cato the Elder  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:46:24pm

The Mercator projection is a geographical lie. (Note that the superimposed dots represent areas of equal size.)

It makes Africa and South America look insignificant in relation to their real proportions. In actual fact, Brazil alone is nearly as big as the continental United States.

A sinusoidal projection comes much closer to the reality.

Even better is this.

161 Racer X  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:46:44pm

re: #136 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Read somewhere that Margarine is one molecule away from being plastic.

True.

Place a tub of it outside. Critters will leave it alone - it is not food to them.

162 Cato the Elder  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:46:49pm

re: #121 Occasional Reader

I always look for products that are labeled "cheese food". Usually in smallish print.

Mostly made from oil.

163 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:46:55pm

re: #155 Russkilitlover

I read that too, and that if you put an open container of Margarine and an open container of butter in the garage, bugs will go to the butter but NOT the margarine. That stuff's just nasty.

WE READ THE SAME ARTICLE!

164 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:47:05pm

re: #160 Cato the Elder

The Mercator projection is a geographical lie. (Note that the superimposed dots represent areas of equal size.)

It makes Africa and South America look insignificant in relation to their real proportions. In actual fact, Brazil alone is nearly as big as the continental United States.

RACIST!
%P%

165 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:47:06pm

re: #159 LGoPs

I wish we were so lucky. We couldn't afford cottage chesse. We had to put beef gravy on dirt..........

Was it clay dirt?

166 Russkilitlover  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:47:30pm

re: #144 LGoPs

I like the term 'potted meat product'.
WTF?

That's beef that's been raised in a patio container.

167 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:47:32pm

re: #152 redstateredneck

"The cheese stands alone, the cheese stands alone, hi-ho, the derio, the cheese stands alone."

WTF does that mean, anyway?

I once received a job application from a woman named Velveeta Larshay. Kinda has a ring to it.

Velveeta, the Cheese that Would Not Die is from National Lampoon's Doon
A great parody, that takes place on Arruckus, the dessert planet, whose vast sugars, inhabited by giant pretzels and freedmenmen, is the only known source of that mysterious, mind-altering substance known as "beer".

168 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:47:37pm

My mom is thrilled with the winegram I sent her for Mother's Day.

169 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:47:47pm

re: #152 redstateredneck

"The cheese stands alone, the cheese stands alone, hi-ho, the derio, the cheese stands alone."

WTF does that mean, anyway?

I once received a job application from a woman named Velveeta Larshay. Kinda has a ring to it.

Charisma Carpenter no longer is so bugged about being named after a perfume.

170 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:48:02pm

re: #160 Cato the Elder

A sinusoidal projection comes much closer to the reality.

Is that a polite way of saying "snot"?

171 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:48:04pm

re: #159 LGoPs

I wish we were so lucky. We couldn't afford cottage chesse. We had to put beef gravy on dirt..........

And we LIKED it!

172 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:48:04pm

re: #158 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I am curious as to what I eat (as a vegetarian) that is not kosher. Don't really care, but am curious.

As a vegetarian do you eat artichoke heart?

173 DaddyG  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:48:05pm

re: #165 redstateredneck

Was it clay dirt?


Nice tie in with the last thread. Ding

174 bosforus  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:48:17pm

re: #69 Occasional Reader

Yes. Yet, for some reason, they're letting me back in. Short memories, I guess.

Someone wants you to become a socialist. Don't fall for it!

175 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:48:19pm

re: #149 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Yep. By design. And it is a really cool avatar, isn't it?


After reading your post #146, it really is you, isnt it?

176 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:48:55pm

re: #168 Alouette

My mom is thrilled with the winegram I sent her for Mother's Day.

My wife sends me one of those just about everyday and I am sick and tired of it! Oh wait, you said "WINEgram"....sorry, nevermind

177 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:48:59pm

re: #165 redstateredneck

Was it clay dirt?

Clay? That there's fancy dirt! They couldn't afford that!

178 DaddyG  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:49:06pm

re: #170 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Is that a polite way of saying "snot"?


Some people think thats gum he's chewing... but it snot.

179 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:49:07pm

re: #165 redstateredneck

Was it clay dirt?

No. Clay dirt was for the rich kids.........we just had plain, old fashioned, nutrient poor dirt.

180 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:49:30pm

re: #170 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Is that a polite way of saying "snot"?


I thought it was a sinusoidal projection but it's not.

181 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:50:19pm

re: #173 DaddyG

Nice tie in with the last thread. Ding

Continuity!

182 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:50:24pm

re: #174 bosforus

Someone wants you to become a socialist. Don't fall for it!

Perhaps he can catch a flight over to Bolivia and help Jimmah pick some coca leaves while he's in the 'hood?

183 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:50:26pm

re: #172 LGoPs

As a vegetarian do you eat artichoke heart?

The ears off of corn. And the eyes off of a potato. And the lips off of a ... uh ... what vegetable has lips?

184 Cato the Elder  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:51:14pm

re: #179 LGoPs

No. Clay dirt was for the rich kids.........we just had plain, old fashioned, nutrient poor dirt.

You had dirt? Lucky bastards! We had to beg for spare dust bunnies and navel lint.

I bet you had feet, too. Not us. We had stumps, and we were lucky to have those. Some families nearby had to share a pair of stumps between six, seven kids.

185 DaddyG  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:51:51pm

re: #180 redstateredneck

I thought it was a sinusoidal projection but it's not.

A tidbit from 1491... While the Europeans were gawking at the uncivilized indians the Native Americans were wondering why the white man would wrap up a boogger in linen and save it in their pocket like they were saving a precious heirloom.

Gotta catch the train.

186 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:52:02pm

re: #183 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The ears off of corn. And the eyes off of a potato. And the lips off of a ... uh ... what vegetable has lips?

LOL.....

187 Racer X  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:52:10pm

re: #183 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The ears off of corn. And the eyes off of a potato. And the lips off of a ... uh ... what vegetable has lips?

Flowers - they have two lips.

188 DaddyG  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:52:39pm

re: #183 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The ears off of corn. And the eyes off of a potato. And the lips off of a ... uh ... what vegetable has lips?


Vagitable? /

189 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:52:54pm

re: #183 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The ears off of corn. And the eyes off of a potato. And the lips off of a ... uh ... what vegetable has lips?

A Peach?

190 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:53:24pm

re: #184 Cato the Elder

You had dirt? Lucky bastards! We had to beg for spare dust bunnies and navel lint.

I bet you had feet, too. Not us. We had stumps, and we were lucky to have those. Some families nearby had to share a pair of stumps between six, seven kids.

ROTFLMAO.......
:)

191 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:53:34pm

re: #188 DaddyG

Vagitable? /

oh, hell, you didn't.

192 Ariel  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:53:34pm

re: #158 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I am curious as to what I eat (as a vegetarian) that is not kosher. Don't really care, but am curious.

Nothing. If you're a vegetarian, everything you eat is kosher. One rabbi I knew said that God wanted us to be vegetarians, but felt like he had to compromise with people's natural desire for meat, so he created the laws of kashrut to minimize animal suffering and ensure that people are conscious of what they are doing when they eat meat.

193 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:53:38pm

Bill Clinton's on Rachel Ray. He keeps looking at her ass.

Not really; but kind of funny.

194 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:53:55pm

re: #187 Racer X

Flowers - they have two lips.

I don't have the stamen-a for these puns.

195 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:53:57pm

re: #188 DaddyG

OOOOOH!

196 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:54:33pm

re: #193 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Bill Clinton's on Rachel Ray. He keeps looking at her ass.

Not really; but kind of funny.

Hillary should lend her the frying she uses at home. You know, the one with all the dents in it.

197 DaddyG  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:54:36pm

re: #191 redstateredneck

oh, hell, you didn't.

:-D

Yup I did. Ducks and runs in serpentine pattern...

198 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:54:49pm

re: #141 Desert Dog

"What's for dinner Mom?"

"Manna, Jacob"

"Manna AGAIN!"

Man, Momma . . .not Manna again

199 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:54:59pm

if you're a vegan, can you eat eggplant?

200 Ojoe  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:55:07pm

The Turks knew about the Orinoco River, that's for sure.

201 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:55:53pm

re: #196 Desert Dog

Kind of always wondered about that. If she went after him with a fireplace poke, Secret Service'd have to shoot her, wouldn't they?

202 UFO TOFU  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:56:41pm

re: #133 Occasional Reader

tofu burgers


That ain't right.

203 Russkilitlover  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:56:43pm

re: #199 LGoPs

if you're a vegan, can you eat eggplant?

Or blood oranges?

204 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:56:45pm

re: #192 Ariel

Nothing. If you're a vegetarian, everything you eat is kosher. One rabbi I knew said that God wanted us to be vegetarians, but felt like he had to compromise with people's natural desire for meat, so he created the laws of kashrut to minimize animal suffering and ensure that people are conscious of what they are doing when they eat meat.

Just don't have blue cheese. Mold isn't kosher.
And you need to very carefully wash all the vegetables to make sure no insects are on them, because insects aren't kosher (except for a few specific species of locust, and those are only allowed for communities that have a tradition of eating them and can tell which ones are kosher).

205 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:56:56pm

re: #201 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Poker. Gosh.

206 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:57:10pm

Nice! And a very interesting map. Thanks, Charles.

Has anyone translated the big caption over the State of Texas?

/*duck*

207 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:57:22pm

re: #199 LGoPs

if you're a vegan, can you eat eggplant?

Only if you call it aubergine.

208 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:57:40pm

re: #204 Kosh's Shadow

Isn't cheese a mold?

209 Ojoe  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:57:58pm

re: #208 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Yeast is a fungus.

210 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:58:19pm

re: #204 Kosh's Shadow

Just don't have blue cheese. Mold isn't kosher.
And you need to very carefully wash all the vegetables to make sure no insects are on them, because insects aren't kosher (except for a few specific species of locust, and those are only allowed for communities that have a tradition of eating them and can tell which ones are kosher).

Only the circumsized locusts, eh? If I was THAT hungry, I think I would not take the time to check and see if they are.

211 Skaught  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:59:11pm

"Here be Infidels"

212 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:59:35pm

re: #208 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Isn't cheese a mold?

That never o kurd to me........

213 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, May 7, 2009 1:59:46pm

re: #183 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The ears off of corn. And the eyes off of a potato. And the lips off of a ... uh ... what vegetable has lips?

Mick Jagger?

214 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:00:03pm

Has no one posted the map of Middle Earth yet?

215 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:01:13pm

re: #208 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Isn't cheese a mold?

No, only blue cheese is moldy.
Cheese itself is made from curdled milk. Cream cheese involves some kind of bacteria (trying to remember the details from the Modern Marvels show on cheese).

216 J Doc  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:01:16pm

re: #193 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
It is HUGE.

217 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:01:26pm

re: #183 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The ears off of corn. And the eyes off of a potato. And the lips off of a ... uh ... what vegetable has lips?

I yam at a loss........

218 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:01:35pm

re: #212 LGoPs

That never o kurd to me........

Whey did you have to bring that up?

219 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:02:16pm

What about Thror's map?

220 Russkilitlover  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:02:22pm

re: #208 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Isn't cheese a mold?


Cheese and Mold .

They arent all exposed to mold. They ae exposed to rennens and acids which change the texture and curdle the milk. The liquid is drained off (whey) and the solidsare preserved (cheese).

Soft-ripened cheeses such as Brie and Camembert are made by allowing white Penicillium candida or P. camemberti mold to grow on the outside of a soft cheese for a few days or weeks. The mold forms a white crust and contributes to the smooth, runny, or gooey textures and more intense flavors of these aged cheeses. Goats' milk cheeses are often treated in a similar manner, sometimes with white molds (Chèvre-Boîte) and sometimes with blue.

Blue-mold cheeses like Roquefort, Gorgonzola, and Stilton are produced by inoculating loosely pressed curds with Penicillium roqueforti or Penicillium glaucum molds. The mold grows within the cheese as it ages. These cheeses have distinct blue veins and, often, assertive flavors. Their texture can be soft or firm.

221 Madeline  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:03:05pm

Charles,
Great map! This looks more like a 16th Century map to me. The shape of the continents, the multiple compass roses and ships sketched in the ocean have that mid 1500's look.

I'm no map expert, but do collect antique books, botanicals, animal prints and some maps.

Just saying your map could be older than you think!

222 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:03:08pm

re: #214 MandyManners

Has no one posted the map of Middle Earth yet?

In darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair, but Gollum the evil one, crept up and slipped away with her.....Ramble On

223 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:03:14pm

re: #218 Kosh's Shadow

Whey did you have to bring that up?

Don't get offended. You need to tuffet out.

224 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:03:17pm

re: #204 Kosh's Shadow

Just don't have blue cheese. Mold isn't kosher.

How about matzoh-rella? Is that kosher?

225 J Doc  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:03:24pm

Not sure how this turned into a food post, but I have to say that gravy on anything is good.

Try dunking Cheddar or mozzarella sticks in gravy...yum.

226 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:03:31pm

re: #192 Ariel

I tell people all of the time I am an "Original Intent" vegetarian.

Genesis 1:29-30.

227 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:03:38pm

re: #223 LGoPs

Don't get offended. You need to tuffet out.

Are we going to milk this pun thread?

228 Conservative in Liberal Hands  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:03:46pm

Beautiful Map Charles... Cheesy Thread. All this talk of food is making me hungry... is there any leftover fruit cups from the overnight thread?

229 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:03:56pm

re: #221 Madeline

Charles,
Great map! This looks more like a 16th Century map to me. The shape of the continents, the multiple compass roses and ships sketched in the ocean have that mid 1500's look.

I'm no map expert, but do collect antique books, botanicals, animal prints and some maps.

Just saying your map could be older than you think!


I say we call in the crew of Antiques Roadshow.

230 Walter L. Newton  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:04:15pm

“Well, isn’t that special." Bostom has turned off the comments for his article attacking Bawer and Fortuyn. I was the only person who had left a comment, and he (or a moderator) deleted it twice before they shut the comment s down. Typical tactics. What does that remind you of?

Here is my comment in case anyone is interested.

Your article is as much proof as one would want if you need to understand what is going on in Europe.

Attacking ones sexual preference as you have just done was a standard practice of these racial nationalist, hell, didn’t the 30’s teach you anything?

And this little post by you just highlights the hatred. You didn’t address or refute a single point in Bawer’s article, never even mentioned it, linked to it, but never mentioned it.

A cheap, dirty low shot that has nothing to do with anything. This doesn’t bolster your positions one iota.

You tact is nothing new, just more national socialism ?

231 jhrhv  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:04:23pm

18th century is that when Obama started running for the president of the U.S.A.?

232 Russkilitlover  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:04:26pm

re: #215 Kosh's Shadow

No, only blue cheese is moldy.
Cheese itself is made from curdled milk. Cream cheese involves some kind of bacteria (trying to remember the details from the Modern Marvels show on cheese).

No Humbolt Blue for you? Bummer.

233 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:04:28pm

re: #222 Desert Dog

In darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair, but Gollum the evil one, crept up and slipped away with her.....Ramble On

Darn fine dope-smoking song.

234 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:04:34pm

re: #221 Madeline

Charles,
Great map! This looks more like a 16th Century map to me. The shape of the continents, the multiple compass roses and ships sketched in the ocean have that mid 1500's look.

I'm no map expert, but do collect antique books, botanicals, animal prints and some maps.

Just saying your map could be older than you think!

See my #55 - I suspect it's more recent that he thinks!

235 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:04:59pm

re: #227 Kosh's Shadow

Are we going to milk this pun thread?

The mere thought of it is enough to curdle all commentary.

236 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:05:00pm

re: #206 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Nice! And a very interesting map. Thanks, Charles.

Has anyone translated the big caption over the State of Texas?

/*duck*

I believe the original Turkish script says "Where the men are men and the sheep are afraid".............

*zigzags away running for cover*

237 Walter L. Newton  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:05:04pm

My tummy is sick. I'm going back to bed, just got up because the phone rang. See you all later.

238 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:05:18pm

re: #228 Conservative in Liberal Hands

Beautiful Map Charles... Cheesy Thread. All this talk of food is making me hungry... is there any leftover fruit cups from the overnight thread?

A map for a cheesy thread.

239 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:05:20pm

re: #233 MandyManners

Darn fine dope-smoking song.

especially if you have headphones....it goes back and forth at the end....WHOOOAA Dude

240 Ben Hur  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:05:23pm

Does this mean that the Native Americans really were Muslims?

241 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:05:28pm

re: #215 Kosh's Shadow

No, only blue cheese is moldy.
Cheese itself is made from curdled milk. Cream cheese involves some kind of bacteria (trying to remember the details from the Modern Marvels show on cheese).

That program to me seems akin to visiting Kholer Wisconsin.
They make the high end bathroom fixtures there. It has a 5 star resort & a golf course.
The kicker is they have a bathroom fixture museum. Seriously bathroom stuff through the ages.

242 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:06:20pm

re: #227 Kosh's Shadow

Are we going to milk this pun thread?

I dairy ya!

243 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:06:29pm

re: #241 opnion

That program to me seems akin to visiting Kholer Wisconsin.
They make the high end bathroom fixtures there. It has a 5 star resort & a golf course.
The kicker is they have a bathroom fixture museum. Seriously bathroom stuff through the ages.

We've come a long way, baby.

244 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:06:39pm

re: #239 Desert Dog

especially if you have headphones....it goes back and forth at the end....WHOOOAA Dude

The Rain Song is another good dope-smoking song.

245 Conservative in Liberal Hands  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:06:51pm

re: #238 CyanSnowHawk

A map for a cheesy thread.

You mean... Wisconsin?!

246 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:06:57pm

re: #240 Ben Hur

Does this mean that the Native Americans really were Muslims?

that's in one of the lost books of Mormon that the LDS is trying to suppress.
/

247 KenJen  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:07:20pm

re: #230 Walter L. Newton

Good for you Walter. Feel better.

248 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:07:33pm

re: #224 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

How about matzoh-rella? Is that kosher?

As long as it isn't made with natural rennet. Rennet is a problem because it is taken from calves under a week old, and that makes them unkosher.
You see, it is forbidden to sacrifice an animal under a week old, and if we cannot sacrifice it to G-d, we certainly can't use it for ourselves.

249 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:07:36pm

re: #243 redstateredneck

We've come a long way, baby.

Is that you, Virginia? You're so slim!

250 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:07:45pm

re: #244 MandyManners

The Rain Song is another good dope-smoking song.

Well, once you light up....just about any song becomes a good dope-smoking song, yes?....even Alvin and the Chipmunks version of Whole Lotta Love sounds deep

251 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:07:46pm

re: #236 LGoPs

I believe the original Turkish script says "Where the men are men and the sheep are afraid".............

*zigzags away running for cover*

*grin*
I'm glad someone took the opportunity.

252 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:08:28pm

re: #241 opnion

That program to me seems akin to visiting Kholer Wisconsin.
They make the high end bathroom fixtures there. It has a 5 star resort & a golf course.
The kicker is they have a bathroom fixture museum. Seriously bathroom stuff through the ages.

The American Club. I believe it was an old Playboy club. The old Kohler family mansion is also a resort golf course: Riversbend

253 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:08:42pm

re: #235 pre-Boomer Marine brat

The mere thought of it is enough to curdle all commentary.

I cheddar at the thought of some of the puns

254 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:09:38pm

re: #250 Desert Dog

Well, once you light up....just about any song becomes a good dope-smoking song, yes?....even Alvin and the Chipmunks version of Whole Lotta Love sounds deep

Fortunately I've never heard that one.

255 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:09:42pm

re: #244 MandyManners

The Rain Song is another good dope-smoking song.


Best dope-smoking song for me?...

Course, it's been 25 years....

Here's a little Queen....

256 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:09:59pm

re: #253 Kosh's Shadow

I cheddar at the thought of some of the puns

mozza rella hit a nerve.....huh?

257 jhrhv  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:10:04pm

re: #240 Ben Hur

I believe it was the Spanish and the Brits that did most of the discovering. The Muslims probably killed someone and stole the map then claimed it was their own.

258 OldLineTexan  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:10:31pm

re: #236 LGoPs

I believe the original Turkish script says "Where the men are men and the sheep are afraid".............

*zigzags away running for cover*

The Turks discovered Texas A&M?

/I did not know that

259 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:11:00pm

re: #253 Kosh's Shadow

I cheddar at the thought of some of the puns

Then we are caught on the longhorn of a dilemma.

260 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:11:23pm

re: #257 jhrhv

I believe it was the Spanish and the Brits that did most of the discovering. The Muslims probably killed someone and stole the map then claimed it was their own.

The Arabs did their share as well, but not as well as the English, they are the all time champs.

261 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:11:35pm

re: #243 redstateredneck

We've come a long way, baby.

The concept of a bathroom fixture museum seems bizzare, but it actually is kind of interesting.

262 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:11:42pm

re: #258 OldLineTexan

The Turks discovered Texas A&M?

/I did not know that


It was once called "Turk's Ass A & M" .... The Mexicans bastardized the name.

263 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:11:58pm

re: #261 opnion

Flush the idea.

264 OldLineTexan  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:11:59pm

re: #154 Kosh's Shadow

What about pictures of Girl Scouts on Girl Scout Cookies?
(Cue Wednesday Addams)

Just don't eat any Brownies.

265 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:12:23pm

re: #261 opnion

The concept of a bathroom fixture museum seems bizzare, but it actually is kind of interesting.

Well, stay away from the Fleet Enema museum...especially the interactive displays.

266 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:12:27pm

re: #242 LGoPs

I dairy ya!

I havarti started.

267 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:12:45pm

re: #256 LGoPs

mozza rella hit a nerve.....huh?

Gouda one.

268 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:12:53pm

re: #258 OldLineTexan

The Turks discovered Texas A&M?

/I did not know that

*stands up, waving hands, yelling to the room*
I DIDN'T SAY THAT !

/*snicker*grin*

269 OldLineTexan  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:13:04pm

re: #123 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

That's 2/3 of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
/#1 in da hood, G!

Ice on your fingers and your toes ... are you a Taurus?

/

270 capitalist piglet  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:13:33pm

re: #242 LGoPs

I dairy ya!

Smell the dairy air.

271 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:13:58pm

re: #255 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Best dope-smoking song for me?...

Course, it's been 25 years....

Here's a little Queen....

Too busy for smoking pot but, a nice song otherwise.

272 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:14:01pm

Swiss one of you started this cheese pun?

273 Conservative in Liberal Hands  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:14:06pm

re: #241 opnion

That program to me seems akin to visiting Kholer Wisconsin.
They make the high end bathroom fixtures there. It has a 5 star resort & a golf course.
The kicker is they have a bathroom fixture museum. Seriously bathroom stuff through the ages.

The John Michael Kohler Arts Center is a pretty neat place to visit. As long as this has turned into a foodie thread, if one is visiting Kohler, one should slide down the road to Sheboygan and sample their Bratwurst.

274 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:14:35pm

re: #272 Desert Dog

Swiss one of you started this cheese pun?


It was Brie .... she did it.

275 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:14:45pm

re: #273 Conservative in Liberal Hands

The John Michael Kohler Arts Center is a pretty neat place to visit. As long as this has turned into a foodie thread, if one is visiting Kohler, one should slide down the road to Sheboygan and sample their Bratwurst.

Their wurst is the best?

276 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:14:59pm

re: #271 MandyManners

Too busy for smoking pot but, a nice song otherwise.

Oh, with headphones on it was ...uh ...uh ... what was I sayin... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

277 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:15:22pm

re: #252 Creeping Eruption

The American Club. I believe it was an old Playboy club. The old Kohler family mansion is also a resort golf course: Riversbend

As I recall the Playboy Club was in Lake Geneva,Wi. There is a new resort on the property. No Lake view, the wrong side of Route 12.

278 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:15:35pm

re: #273 Conservative in Liberal Hands

The John Michael Kohler Arts Center is a pretty neat place to visit. As long as this has turned into a foodie thread, if one is visiting Kohler, one should slide down the road to Sheboygan and sample their Bratwurst.

Bah! You want Brats, come to Milwaukee. Sheboygan is a bathroom stop on the way to the North Woods.

279 gymmom  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:15:38pm

re: #168 Alouette

What about a wine makes it kosher or not?

280 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:15:41pm

re: #266 Kosh's Shadow

I havarti started.

That's what you say, Jack.

281 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:15:45pm

re: #272 Desert Dog

Swiss one of you started this cheese pun?

Hole off with that just a bit, until we really get going.

282 Madeline  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:15:54pm

re: #234 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
You very well could be right!

The style of the map is like ones of 16th century. If manuscript is dated in 18th century, then very possibly a trace of older map to make more bucks off tourists.

283 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:15:59pm

re: #263 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Flush the idea.

I will relieve myself of the thought.

284 Conservative in Liberal Hands  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:16:06pm

re: #275 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Their wurst is the best?

It's damn good, though! Maybe not the best, but damn good!

285 OldLineTexan  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:16:12pm

re: #268 pre-Boomer Marine brat

*stands up, waving hands, yelling to the room*
I DIDN'T SAY THAT !

/*snicker*grin*

Oh Aggie Boy, with apologies to the Irish

Oh Aggie boy, as pretty as a fairy tale
That you would find
Wherever fruit trees grow
It's not at all apparent
That your sex is male
Or that your band
Can do a halftime show

And Oh! the Corps
That darling bunch of manly guys
We know they sleep
Together when it's cold ...
AT A & M
with all the things that name implies
The guys who go with girls
Are really pretty bold

/not my song, but I memorized it almost 25 years ago

286 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:16:24pm

are: #283 opnion

Oh, shit.

Wow. That one was easy!

287 capitalist piglet  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:16:30pm

re: #277 opnion

As I recall the Playboy Club was in Lake Geneva,Wi. There is a new resort on the property. No Lake view, the wrong side of Route 12.

Indeed it was.

I grew up very near Wisconsin Dells...ever been there? It is the Rubber Indian Drum capitol of the world.

288 MarineGrunt  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:16:42pm

re: #13 Occasional Reader

stay for the feijoada

And you know what that is, how.

289 KenJen  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:16:47pm

re: #281 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Hole off with that just a bit, until we really get going.

I'm feta up with these puns.

290 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:16:48pm

re: #278 Creeping Eruption

Bah! You want Brats, come to Milwaukee. Sheboygan is a bathroom stop on the way to the North Woods.

Maders!

291 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:16:58pm

re: #249 MandyManners

Is that you, Virginia? You're so slim!

Thanks for noticing!

292 Conservative in Liberal Hands  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:17:07pm

re: #278 Creeping Eruption

Bah! You want Brats, come to Milwaukee. Sheboygan is a bathroom stop on the way to the North Woods.

Actually the Scenic View Cafe has a pretty good steak dinner. Can you say "Road Trip!"?

293 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:17:08pm

re: #277 opnion

As I recall the Playboy Club was in Lake Geneva,Wi. There is a new resort on the property. No Lake view, the wrong side of Route 12.

You are right. The Playboy club was the "Americana." Kohler still has the American Club and Riverbend. I have been to both - very nice.

294 [deleted]  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:17:08pm
295 Racer X  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:17:36pm

re: #255 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Best dope-smoking song for me?...

Course, it's been 25 years....

Here's a little Queen....

Excellent!

Haven't heard that one in years.

296 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:17:54pm

re: #279 gymmom

What about a wine makes it kosher or not?

It shouldn't contain any grapes of wrath.....?

297 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:18:05pm

re: #285 OldLineTexan

Oh Aggie Boy, with apologies to the Irish

Oh Aggie boy, as pretty as a fairy tale
That you would find
Wherever fruit trees grow
It's not at all apparent
That your sex is male
Or that your band
Can do a halftime show

And Oh! the Corps
That darling bunch of manly guys
We know they sleep
Together when it's cold ...
AT A & M
with all the things that name implies
The guys who go with girls
Are really pretty bold

/not my song, but I memorized it almost 25 years ago

*stands up, waving hands, yelling to the room*
I DIDN'T POST THAT !

/*snicker*grin*

298 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:18:26pm

re: #279 gymmom

What about a wine makes it kosher or not?

It has to be made by Jews.
This is because when the kasruth rules were made, most people were pagans, and their wine would be used in idol worship. There is a strict prohibition against Jews using any object that was used in idol worship.
The rules haven't changed.

299 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:18:33pm

re: #290 opnion

Maders!

I can see Maders from my office (if I stretch my neck a little).

300 OldLineTexan  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:18:53pm

re: #297 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Yes, you did.

You know it because it is a fact.

/Bugs Bunny

301 OldLineTexan  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:19:23pm

re: #299 Creeping Eruption

I can see Maders from my office (if I stretch my neck a little).

What else you got in the garden 'sides maders?

302 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:19:30pm

re: #292 Conservative in Liberal Hands

Actually the Scenic View Cafe has a pretty good steak dinner. Can you say "Road Trip!"?

They also have Stefano which is worth the trip.

303 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:19:36pm

re: #287 capitalist piglet

Indeed it was.

I grew up very near Wisconsin Dells...ever been there? It is the Rubber Indian Drum capitol of the world.

Oh yeah I have been to the Dells. We took our daughter when she was little & mdad the mistake of going to Paul Bunyans restaurant.
They serve family style on metal plates & the kids bang their spoons on the plates constantly.

304 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:19:53pm

re: #298 Kosh's Shadow

It has to be made by Jews.
This is because when the kasruth rules were made, most people were pagans, and their wine would be used in idol worship. There is a strict prohibition against Jews using any object that was used in idol worship.
The rules haven't changed.

So these two women aren't Jews then?

305 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:19:56pm

re: #298 Kosh's Shadow

It has to be made by Jews.
This is because when the kasruth rules were made, most people were pagans, and their wine would be used in idol worship. There is a strict prohibition against Jews using any object that was used in idol worship.
The rules haven't changed.

MD 20/20.....Kosher and will kick your ass....just like the IDF

306 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:20:13pm

re: #293 Creeping Eruption

You are right. The Playboy club was the "Americana." Kohler still has the American Club and Riverbend. I have been to both - very nice.

You got it.

307 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:20:16pm

re: #296 LGoPs

It shouldn't contain any grapes of wrath.....?

All the wrath is poured out.

308 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:20:18pm

re: #298 Kosh's Shadow

It has to be made by Jews.
This is because when the kasruth rules were made, most people were pagans, and their wine would be used in idol worship. There is a strict prohibition against Jews using any object that was used in idol worship.
The rules haven't changed.

The trucking company I work for hauls bulk food grade sugars. We have to have Kosher certification on the trailers themselves by a rabbi in order to haul product to some places where they are making Kosher food items.

309 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:20:36pm

Queen's "A Night At the Opera" was a great pot-smoking album.

310 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:21:08pm

re: #300 OldLineTexan

Yes, you did.

You know it because it is a fact.

/Bugs Bunny

uh oh!

*standing on tiptoe, peering around, looking for AggieMom*

311 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:21:11pm

re: #305 Desert Dog

MD 20/20.....Kosher and will kick your ass....just like the IDF

Reminds me of many a high school puker party.

312 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:21:22pm

re: #298 Kosh's Shadow

It has to be made by Jews.
This is because when the kasruth rules were made, most people were pagans, and their wine would be used in idol worship. There is a strict prohibition against Jews using any object that was used in idol worship.
The rules haven't changed.

So having wine while watching American Idol is right out?
/

313 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:21:34pm

re: #287 capitalist piglet

Indeed it was.

I grew up very near Wisconsin Dells...ever been there? It is the Rubber Indian Drum capitol of the world.

My parents have a nice summer place just north of the Dells. I love it up there.

314 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:21:48pm

re: #304 CyanSnowHawk

So these two women aren't Jews then?

Sure they are, you know Jezebel and her sister Gomorraha don't you?

315 Conservative in Liberal Hands  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:21:50pm

re: #302 Creeping Eruption

We discovered it by accident on a rad trip to Door County. BTw, did anybody konw that Door County is a reference to "Death's Door"?

There are more shipwrecks around Door County, WI than anyplace else in the Great Lakes.

/More useless trivia

316 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:21:59pm

re: #299 Creeping Eruption

I can see Maders from my office (if I stretch my neck a little).

May I suggest the sauerbraten?

317 capitalist piglet  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:22:03pm

re: #303 opnion

Oh yeah I have been to the Dells. We took our daughter when she was little & mdad the mistake of going to Paul Bunyans restaurant.
They serve family style on metal plates & the kids bang their spoons on the plates constantly.

I have been there. My mother used to work there, in fact. I ate there once, and only once.

318 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:22:05pm

re: #308 redstateredneck

The trucking company I work for hauls bulk food grade sugars. We have to have Kosher certification on the trailers themselves by a rabbi in order to haul product to some places where they are making Kosher food items.

That is to make sure there is no non-kosher material in the truck.

319 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:22:06pm

At the risk of sounding like a huge loser nerd...

Anybody following American Idol this year. I've watched it with one eye and my favorite was killed off last night.

320 Shr_Nfr  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:22:09pm

re: #249 MandyManners

Actually, yes. There is a gene linked to weight loss in smokers:

What keeps smokers thin
6 May 2009, 1300 hrs IST, ANI

WASHINGTON: Previous studies have shown that smokers have less body fat as compared to non-smokers. Now, a new study by US researchers may help
explain the reason.

For the study, researchers from Weill Medical College of Cornell University New York evaluated the levels of alpha2-zinc-glycoprotein1 (AZGP1), a gene linked to weight loss, in 37 healthy non-smokers and 55 healthy smokers.

They found that AZGP1 levels were higher in smokers than non-smokers.

They could not directly prove that smoking induced increases in AZGP1 are enough to mediate weight loss, but they speculate that the increased AZGP1 levels in smokers could be one mechanism contributing to the weight difference between smokers and non-smokers.

This study is published in the May issue of CHEST, the peer-reviewed journal of the American.

source: [Link: timesofindia.indiatimes.com...]

321 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:22:14pm

re: #296 LGoPs

It shouldn't contain any grapes of wrath.....?

If it's Kosher, then it's made from the grapes of Roth.

322 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:22:16pm

re: #313 LGoPs

My parents have a nice summer place just north of the Dells. I love it up there.

The farmer in the Dell, the farmer in the Dell...here I go again.

323 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:22:40pm

re: #309 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Queen's "A Night At the Opera" was a great pot-smoking album.

And it has the only song I know of about relativistic time dilation.
39

324 Russkilitlover  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:22:42pm

re: #298 Kosh's Shadow

It has to be made by Jews.
This is because when the kasruth rules were made, most people were pagans, and their wine would be used in idol worship. There is a strict prohibition against Jews using any object that was used in idol worship.
The rules haven't changed.

So being stomped by feet isn't the problem.

325 capitalist piglet  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:22:42pm

re: #313 LGoPs

My parents have a nice summer place just north of the Dells. I love it up there.

By Castle Rock? (Don't feel obliged to answer if that's too intrusive.)

326 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:23:11pm

re: #319 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

At the risk of sounding like a huge loser nerd...

Anybody following American Idol this year. I've watched it with one eye and my favorite was killed off last night.

Sorry. I don't answer comments from huge loser nerds......
/ ;

327 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:23:21pm

re: #303 opnion

Oh yeah I have been to the Dells. We took our daughter when she was little & mdad the mistake of going to Paul Bunyans restaurant.
They serve family style on metal plates & the kids bang their spoons on the plates constantly.

You need to go to re: #313 LGoPs

My parents have a nice summer place just north of the Dells. I love it up there.

The Dells is where the geography and topography of Wisconsin becomes very beautiful. Glaciers do wonderful work.

328 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:23:27pm

re: #323 Kosh's Shadow

Just listened to that. Seriously!

329 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:23:33pm

re: #318 Kosh's Shadow

That is to make sure there is no non-kosher material in the truck.

Yep. He comes once a year for inspection and re-certification.

330 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:23:41pm

re: #319 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

At the risk of sounding like a huge loser nerd...

Anybody following American Idol this year. I've watched it with one eye and my favorite was killed off last night.

She won't want for employment for more than about 5 minutes ...

331 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:23:53pm

re: #313 LGoPs

My parents have a nice summer place just north of the Dells. I love it up there.

I like Wisconsin, even though I'm a FIB. Door County is great, particularly Egg Harbor.

332 Russkilitlover  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:23:59pm

re: #309 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Queen's "A Night At the Opera" was a great pot-smoking album.

So were their concerts.

333 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:24:03pm

re: #325 capitalist piglet

By Castle Rock? (Don't feel obliged to answer if that's too intrusive.)

Not a problem. It's in Adams/Friendship...small town close to there.

334 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:24:16pm

re: #319 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

At the risk of sounding like a huge loser nerd...

Anybody following American Idol this year. I've watched it with one eye and my favorite was killed off last night.

She was good, but very young. Somebody will snatch her up and develop her talent, I guarantee.

335 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:24:17pm

re: #320 Shr_Nfr


This study is published in the May issue of CHEST, the peer-reviewed journal of the American.

source: [Link: timesofindia.indiatimes.com...]

"CHEST?" Sounds like a no-frills Playboy.

336 capitalist piglet  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:24:23pm

re: #327 Creeping Eruption

The Dells is where the geography and topography of Wisconsin becomes very beautiful. Glaciers do wonderful work.

I so agree with that. I've been gone many years, and though I live in a beautiful place (Seattle), I really miss it sometimes.

337 Natasha  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:24:35pm

Interesting find, that map! I dropped in, it caught my attention, so I only intended to take a look at it, but I am definitely staying for the puns. I am still amazed at how the lizard gang can turn pretty much anything into a pun!

338 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:24:37pm

re: #317 capitalist piglet

I have been there. My mother used to work there, in fact. I ate there once, and only once.

You get some serious headache at that place.

339 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:24:37pm

re: #315 Conservative in Liberal Hands

We discovered it by accident on a rad trip to Door County. BTw, did anybody konw that Door County is a reference to "Death's Door"?

There are more shipwrecks around Door County, WI than anyplace else in the Great Lakes.

/More useless trivia

Not if you are a sailor. Very useful info according to my buddy who does regattas around there.

340 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:24:39pm

re: #332 Russkilitlover

So were their concerts.

Stoned by osmosis....no need to actually inhale

341 quickjustice  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:24:59pm

Cool! I got my Hereke rug in the Grand Bazaar in 1990. Such a deal!

342 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:25:16pm

re: #320 Shr_Nfr

Actually, yes. There is a gene linked to weight loss in smokers:

What keeps smokers thin
6 May 2009, 1300 hrs IST, ANI

WASHINGTON: Previous studies have shown that smokers have less body fat as compared to non-smokers. Now, a new study by US researchers may help
explain the reason.

For the study, researchers from Weill Medical College of Cornell University New York evaluated the levels of alpha2-zinc-glycoprotein1 (AZGP1), a gene linked to weight loss, in 37 healthy non-smokers and 55 healthy smokers.

They found that AZGP1 levels were higher in smokers than non-smokers.

They could not directly prove that smoking induced increases in AZGP1 are enough to mediate weight loss, but they speculate that the increased AZGP1 levels in smokers could be one mechanism contributing to the weight difference between smokers and non-smokers.

This study is published in the May issue of CHEST, the peer-reviewed journal of the American.

source: [Link: timesofindia.indiatimes.com...]

I thought it was the higher metabolism smokers get from the nicotine.

343 Shr_Nfr  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:25:19pm

re: #256 LGoPs

In other news, the US is dropping the tariff on Roquefort [Link: online.wsj.com...]

Looks like we won't have a beef about that one.

344 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:25:21pm

re: #319 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

At the risk of sounding like a huge loser nerd...

Anybody following American Idol this year. I've watched it with one eye and my favorite was killed off last night.

You know that Adam's gonna win this, but I was sorry to see Allison get the boot. She's going to have a big career if she doesn't trash her voice.

345 gymmom  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:25:29pm

re: #296 LGoPs

re: #298 Kosh's Shadow

Thanks, didn't know that. re:

#296 LGoPs

It shouldn't contain any grapes of wrath.....?

I thought it had something to do with the Mice and Men in the barrel room

346 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:25:39pm

re: #316 opnion

May I suggest the sauerbraten?

Haven't been there since last year when three people were shot at a club next door and one died on Maders doorstep.

347 OldLineTexan  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:25:48pm

re: #342 MandyManners

I thought it was because smokers can't taste anything.

348 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:25:59pm

re: #323 Kosh's Shadow

Walter was talking about relativistic time dilation just last week. I didn't understand it, but he was talking about something from High School with it. Didn't use the term, but (having just looked it up) it was kind of what he was talking about.

349 capitalist piglet  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:26:02pm

re: #333 LGoPs

Not a problem. It's in Adams/Friendship...small town close to there.

Ah, yes. I know it well. My aforementioned mother (who worked at Paul Bunyan's) used to work for a private investigator on cases around Adams/Friendship. (She was an interesting, colorful woman. : )

350 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:26:23pm

re: #321 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

If it's Kosher, then it's made from the grapes of Roth.

Now you have me thinking of Portnoy's Complaint. Oh, ick. That one passage....

351 gymmom  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:26:33pm

re: #344 CyanSnowHawk

I've been watching too and can blame it on my 12 year old. I think she can have a career in the music business, along with Kris and Adam. Don't think Danny has the right appeal. But lots of people like him.

352 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:26:35pm

re: #334 redstateredneck

She was on three years too early.

353 Shr_Nfr  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:26:41pm

re: #342 MandyManners

Probably more than one thing. But I found that one interesting.

354 Racer X  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:26:45pm

re: #323 Kosh's Shadow

And it has the only song I know of about relativistic time dilation.
39

Dr. Brian May is an astrophysicist.

355 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:27:16pm

re: #347 OldLineTexan

I thought it was because smokers can't taste anything.

My taste buds work just fine.

356 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:27:19pm

re: #344 CyanSnowHawk

You know that Adam's gonna win this, but I was sorry to see Allison get the boot. She's going to have a big career if she doesn't trash her voice.

At least this season they haven't had a loser Sanjaya that stayed on way past their ability. I don't care for Adam, but he does produce a consistently good performance. Accept for that "Ring of Fire" thing.

357 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:27:45pm

re: #348 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Walter was talking about relativistic time dilation just last week. I didn't understand it, but he was talking about something from High School with it. Didn't use the term, but (having just looked it up) it was kind of what he was talking about.

And do you know that time dilation is even measurable at the speeds of commercial aircraft? The Hafele-Keating experiment showed that

358 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:27:57pm

re: #351 gymmom

I've been watching too and can blame it on my 12 year old. I think she can have a career in the music business, along with Kris and Adam. Don't think Danny has the right appeal. But lots of people like him.

I like Danny. He's got kind of an Elvis Costello look.

359 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:28:11pm

re: #319 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

At the risk of sounding like a huge loser nerd...

Anybody following American Idol this year. I've watched it with one eye and my favorite was killed off last night.

Loser, nerd? Say it loud say it proud. I saw it & was surprised that Allison got booted.
She just thurned 17 & kills on a Janis Joplin song. She has a big future.

360 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:28:16pm

re: #337 Natasha

Interesting find, that map! I dropped in, it caught my attention, so I only intended to take a look at it, but I am definitely staying for the puns. I am still amazed at how the lizard gang can turn pretty much anything into a pun!

BTW, in your sapper classes, do they teach you about the things which most definitely do NOT work -- for example, the Bangalore Torpid-o?

/*grin* ... hey, you asked for it!

361 Conservative in Liberal Hands  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:28:42pm

re: #339 Creeping Eruption

Personally, I am convinced beyond argument that the Great Lakes are Inland Seas! The first time I went swimming in Lake Michigan - coming from La Jolla, California (and swimming & surfing most every day) I almost drowned. Also watching a winter storm from the shore... Naw, it is a Sea not a lake!

362 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:28:49pm

re: #354 Racer X

Dr. Brian May is an astrophysicist.

"'39" was Brian May's attempt to do "sci-fi skiffle." The B-side of "You're My Best Friend" and one of the band's most popular songs, "'39" relates the tale of a group of space explorers who embark on what is, from their perspective, a year-long voyage. Upon their return, however, they realize that a hundred years have passed, due to the time dilation effect in Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, and the loved ones they left behind are now all dead.[3] Because the "year of '39" resembles 1939, some[4] have speculated that this is actually a song about the beginning of World War II but this is not the case. There are backing vocals by Mercury as well as very high and fairly low harmonies by Taylor, and some falsettos by Taylor.

Wiki Wiki Wiki Wiki (the remix)

363 Russkilitlover  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:29:30pm

re: #334 redstateredneck

She was good, but very young. Somebody will snatch her up and develop her talent stifle her talent and can her music, I guarantee.

Sorry, had to editorialize on the pop music industry ;-}

364 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:29:34pm

re: #359 opnion

Loser, nerd? Say it loud say it proud. I saw it & was surprised that Allison got booted.
She just thurned 17 & kills on a Janis Joplin song. She has a big future.

She totally nailed it last night on her farewell performance.

365 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:30:02pm

re: #331 opnion

I like Wisconsin, even though I'm a FIB. Door County is great, particularly Egg Harbor.

Door County rivals New England for fall colors IMHO.

366 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:30:12pm

Adam got a call from the worlds gayest man, asking him to tone down the "gayness"?

Just sayin'.

NTTAWWT!

367 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:30:35pm

re: #361 Conservative in Liberal Hands

Personally, I am convinced beyond argument that the Great Lakes are Inland Seas! The first time I went swimming in Lake Michigan - coming from La Jolla, California (and swimming & surfing most every day) I almost drowned. Also watching a winter storm from the shore... Naw, it is a Sea not a lake!

Having grown up a block from Lake Michigan, I agree. Its usually gentle appearance lulls people into a false sense of security . . and bam! They are toast.

368 Racer X  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:30:35pm

re: #354 Racer X

Dr. Brian May is an astrophysicist.


Interesting -

May studied physics at Imperial College London, graduating with a B.Sc. (Hons) degree in both Physics and Mathematics and ARCS with Upper Second-Class Honours. He then proceeded to study for a Ph.D degree, also at the Imperial College London departments of Physics and Mathematics, and was part way through this Ph.D programme, studying reflected light from interplanetary dust and the velocity of dust in the plane of the Solar System, when Queen became successful.

He abandoned his physics doctorate but did co-author two scientific research papers: MgI Emission in the Night-Sky Spectrum (1972)[7] and An Investigation of the Motion of Zodiacal Dust Particles (Part I) (1973),[8] which were based on May's observations at the Teide Observatory in Tenerife. He is the co-author of Bang! – The Complete History of the Universe with Patrick Moore and Chris Lintott, which was published in October 2006.[9]

More than 30 years after he started his research, in October 2007 he completed his Ph.D. thesis in astrophysics[10], entitled A Survey of Radial Velocities in the Zodiacal Dust Cloud[11], passed his viva voce, and performed the required corrections.[12][13][14][15] He officially graduated at the postgraduate awards ceremony held in the Royal Albert Hall, on the afternoon of Wednesday 14 May 2008.

369 Sharmuta  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:30:41pm

It's a little weird out there- lgf watch is agreeing with Charles about VB, and another LGF stalker blog is spending more time watching pam & bob. Even lgf watch calls the 2 "fruitloops".

370 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:30:47pm

re: #363 Russkilitlover

Sorry, had to editorialize on the pop music industry ;-}

She doesn't fit the pop princess mold. Hopefully, she'll be groomed by someone who actually has a talent for music.

371 quickjustice  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:31:11pm

OT: The James Bond movie "From Russia With Love", starring Sean Connery, has a lot of footage of Istanbul, including Hagia Sophia and the Grand Bazaar, where the head of Station T (Turkey) has a rug business as his cover.

372 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:31:43pm

re: #337 Natasha

Interesting find, that map! I dropped in, it caught my attention, so I only intended to take a look at it, but I am definitely staying for the puns. I am still amazed at how the lizard gang can turn pretty much anything into a pun!

Puns are never a problem, hun.....
:)

373 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:31:45pm

re: #351 gymmom

Danny has the sympathy (Awww. His wife died.) thing going for him.

He's the one who's wife died?

374 Honorary Yooper  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:31:57pm

re: #304 CyanSnowHawk

So these two women aren't Jews then?

NSFW! NSFW! Use the disclaimer!

375 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:32:15pm

re: #365 LGoPs

Door County rivals New England for fall colors IMHO.

This is the best place in Wisconsin for Fall Colors - hands down: Holy Hill Basilica

376 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:32:19pm

re: #373 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Danny has the sympathy (Awww. His wife died.) thing going for him.

He's the one who's wife died?

His wife died? I did not know that.

377 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:32:33pm

re: #374 Honorary Yooper

NSFW! NSFW! Use the disclaimer!

Billy Idol photos aren't safe anywhere.

378 quickjustice  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:33:46pm

In my youth, I dated a few hot, Jewish chicks! The Sephardic lady was really nice!

379 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:34:16pm

re: #359 opnion

Loser, nerd? Say it loud say it proud. I saw it & was surprised that Allison got booted.
She just thurned 17 & kills on a Janis Joplin song. She has a big future.

Mrs. Hawk thinks Allison doesn't have a good fan base for the show like the boys do. I might agree, but she absolutely rocked the Joplin song, and I don't care too much for Joplin.

380 Macker  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:34:44pm

re: #362 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I prefer this method of travel. No relativistic effects involved:

381 Natasha  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:34:45pm

re: #360 pre-Boomer Marine brat

BTW, in your sapper classes, do they teach you about the things which most definitely do NOT work -- for example, the Bangalore Torpid-o?

/*grin* ... hey, you asked for it!

LOL... I sure did ask for it. Thanks! :)

382 Silvergirl  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:34:47pm

re: #366 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Adam got a call from the worlds gayest man, asking him to tone down the "gayness"?

Just sayin'.

NTTAWWT!

Speaking of gay, though apropos of perhaps nothing, I read yesterday that David Ogden Stiers has come out.

383 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:34:50pm

re: #319 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

At the risk of sounding like a huge loser nerd...

Anybody following American Idol this year. I've watched it with one eye and my favorite was killed off last night.

Sorry, FBV. I made a smart ass comment to your question earlier and just noticed the smiley face at the end dropped off. Didn't want you to think I was dissing you.
:)

384 Honorary Yooper  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:35:34pm

re: #369 Sharmuta

It's a little weird out there- lgf watch is agreeing with Charles about VB, and another LGF stalker blog is spending more time watching pam & bob. Even lgf watch calls the 2 "fruitloops".

I saw that earlier today. I had to keep from laughing out loud when I read the post on LGF Watch. The Duece (sounds appropriate, IMHO) is nuts. They were the first to attack Bawer.

385 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:35:45pm

re: #376 redstateredneck

His wife died? I did not know that.

In July of '08. Now he's gotcha too!

386 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:36:14pm

re: #385 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

In July of '08. Now he's gotcha too!

I already liked him! I like the guy from Arkansas, too, though.

387 Desert Dog  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:36:20pm

re: #368 Racer X

I know most musically talented people also usually have high intelligence, but doesn't it seem that the UK has produced a much brighter batch of rock stars than the USA? The Billy Idol and Ozzy factor removed, of course.

388 Russkilitlover  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:36:21pm

re: #377 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Billy Idol photos aren't safe anywhere.

Hey! Little Sister!

389 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:36:30pm

re: #361 Conservative in Liberal Hands

Personally, I am convinced beyond argument that the Great Lakes are Inland Seas! The first time I went swimming in Lake Michigan - coming from La Jolla, California (and swimming & surfing most every day) I almost drowned. Also watching a winter storm from the shore... Naw, it is a Sea not a lake!

Where were you swimming?

390 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:36:54pm

re: #383 LGoPs

booooohoooooo.. Waaaaaaah.

I thought it was funnier without it.

391 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:37:20pm

re: #382 Silvergirl

Okay. Who?

392 Silvergirl  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:38:02pm

re: #391 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Okay. Who?

Not a M*A*S*H fan I see.

393 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:38:31pm

re: #382 Silvergirl

Oh, hell. That was like Elton John coming out.

Now, "Liberace? I didn't see that coming. Women loved him."
-Austin Powers.

394 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:38:33pm

re: #346 Creeping Eruption

Haven't been there since last year when three people were shot at a club next door and one died on Maders doorstep.

Whoa! That's the first time that I heard that.
When I am there it is for buiness lunches. Things must get tougher at night.

395 capitalist piglet  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:38:48pm

re: #387 Desert Dog

I know most musically talented people also usually have high intelligence, but doesn't it seem that the UK has produced a much brighter batch of rock stars than the USA? The Billy Idol and Ozzy factor removed, of course.

That reminds me of a drummer I used to work with, who reminded me of "Woody" on Cheers. When I told him this, he shouted, "I ain't no Woody!"

Of course, he sounded just like "Woody" at that moment, which simply solidified my impression.

396 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:39:03pm

re: #374 Honorary Yooper

NSFW! NSFW! Use the disclaimer!

Oh, okay. I figure that if the naughty bits were covered it was fine.

397 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:39:17pm

re: #392 Silvergirl

Not a M*A*S*H fan I see.

What does that make Hot Lips?

398 reine.de.tout  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:39:37pm

re: #392 Silvergirl

Not a M*A*S*H fan I see.

Well I am.
I'm surprised it was kept quiet for as long as it was.
perhaps because he's not really that well-known, apart from his MAsh character.

399 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:39:38pm

I couldn't figure out which I liked better when I was younger: Billy Idol, Joe Elliot or Adam Ant.

400 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:39:40pm

re: #361 Conservative in Liberal Hands

Personally, I am convinced beyond argument that the Great Lakes are Inland Seas! The first time I went swimming in Lake Michigan - coming from La Jolla, California (and swimming & surfing most every day) I almost drowned. Also watching a winter storm from the shore... Naw, it is a Sea not a lake!


If you can't see the other side it is Big Water.

401 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:39:47pm

bbl

402 Conservative in Liberal Hands  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:40:30pm

re: #389 Creeping Eruption

Long, long time ago, I swam near the clock tower between Addison and Irving Park. For those of you who watch the cubs on WGN, the clock tower is in the shot they show of sail boats on Lake Michigan.

OT and BTW - 72 days until the start of The 101st Chicago Yacht Club Race to Mackinac

403 [deleted]  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:40:48pm
404 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:41:15pm

Gotta go and make the dough!

405 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:41:34pm

re: #379 CyanSnowHawk

Mrs. Hawk thinks Allison doesn't have a good fan base for the show like the boys do. I might agree, but she absolutely rocked the Joplin song, and I don't care too much for Joplin.

For such a young girl, she has real moxie. I have come to appreciate Janis Joplin more & more& that Allison just killed it.

406 tazzerman  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:41:49pm

Interesting map... I wonder where IT came from? I doubt seriously if it was of actual arab invention itself, probably copied or cobbled from other sources. Especially after seeing the VERY Euro looking caravels etc..

What I find interesting are the little circle maps in each corner. Am I mistaken or are those maps of the Arctic and Antarctic?

I'd LOVE to see what the translations say. :) -tm

407 Silvergirl  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:42:01pm

re: #397 redstateredneck

What does that make Hot Lips?

I don't know. What does she have to do with Stiers? Am I missing a joke here?

408 DEZes  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:42:32pm

re: #403 Iron Fist

I love old maps. You can learn a lot by looking at them. I've got a 1947 Officer's Atlas from the Red Army (USSR). My Russian is just (barely) good enough to read the maps. It is interesting to look at the Middle East, especially "Palestine" and Transjordan as Soviet doctrine would ave seen the area just prior to the creation of Israel.

I doubt that Hamas would like what it shows. I doubt that very much.

I have always loved old globes, so I can understand the love of maps.

409 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:42:52pm

re: #394 opnion

Whoa! That's the first time that I heard that.
When I am there it is for buiness lunches. Things must get tougher at night.


A nightclub in another part of downtown shut down do to shootings etc. Many of the patrons moved over to the club on Mader's block. Not too long after, there was this triple shooting. That club is gone and there are some nice beer halls there now. It is fine during the day and not too bad at night.

410 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:42:54pm

re: #404 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Gotta go and make the dough!

At yeast say goodbye.

411 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:43:01pm

re: #387 Desert Dog

I know most musically talented people also usually have high intelligence, but doesn't it seem that the UK has produced a much brighter batch of rock stars than the USA? The Billy Idol and Ozzy factor removed, of course.

A friend of mine got his degree in Western Australia. He told me that the biggest reason for dropping out of engineering studies in Australia was to start a rock band. I wonder if the culture is similar in the UK?

412 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:43:47pm
I got this 18th century map of the New World in the Grand Bazaar in Istanbul, Turkey

AND WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN TURKEY, CHARLES? WERE YOU HELPING TO PLAN THE ISLAMIFICATION OF AMERICA WITH YOUR ISLAMIFISIZIZIZING BUDDIES?!

With love,

Rob n' Pam

413 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:43:52pm

re: #402 Conservative in Liberal Hands

Long, long time ago, I swam near the clock tower between Addison and Irving Park. For those of you who watch the cubs on WGN, the clock tower is in the shot they show of sail boats on Lake Michigan.

OT and BTW - 72 days until the start of The 101st Chicago Yacht Club Race to Mackinac

A good friend of mine crews the Mac race.

414 Digital Display  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:44:00pm

re: #399 MandyManners

I couldn't figure out which I liked better when I was younger: Billy Idol, Joe Elliot or Adam Ant.

Billy Idol...He had the 'it' factor..
/Mandy and Billy in the 80's...mmmmm.. I could see it..The big hair..A convertible with the top down..

415 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:44:41pm

re: #407 Silvergirl

I don't know. What does she have to do with Stiers? Am I missing a joke here?

Wasn't he Frank on M*A*S*H*, her boyfriend?

416 Altermite  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:44:54pm

re: #406 tazzerman

Interesting map... I wonder where IT came from? I doubt seriously if it was of actual arab invention itself, probably copied or cobbled from other sources. Especially after seeing the VERY Euro looking caravels etc..

What I find interesting are the little circle maps in each corner. Am I mistaken or are those maps of the Arctic and Antarctic?

I'd LOVE to see what the translations say. :) -tm

the turks were active seamen for a while, iirc, and the caravel was based on an earlier arab ship, so that might simply be a parallel development.

417 Silvergirl  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:44:55pm

re: #410 MandyManners

At yeast say goodbye.

Oh no. Bread puns. I can't rise to this occasion, any way you slice it.

418 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:45:00pm
419 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:45:02pm

re: #396 CyanSnowHawk

Oh, okay. I figure that if the naughty bits were covered it was fine.

With Billy Idol, the naughty bits could be anywhere!

420 Silvergirl  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:45:19pm

re: #415 redstateredneck

Wasn't he Frank on M*A*S*H*, her boyfriend?

Charles Emerson Winchester III

421 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:45:25pm

re: #365 LGoPs

Door County rivals New England for fall colors IMHO.

It really does. I like almost everything there, the fish boils not so much.

422 Creeping Eruption  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:45:36pm

re: #417 Silvergirl

Oh no. Bread puns. I can't rise to this occasion, any way you slice it.

I sure don't knead a bread pun thread. G'night all.

423 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:45:42pm

re: #399 MandyManners

I couldn't figure out which I liked better when I was younger: Billy Idol, Joe Elliot or Adam Ant.

A former fiance was a big Joe Elliot fan. Must have seen Def Leppard at every venue within 200 miles.

424 capitalist piglet  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:45:59pm

re: #417 Silvergirl

Oh no. Bread puns. I can't rise to this occasion, any way you slice it.

Bread puns. Swheat.

425 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:46:08pm

re: #414 HoosierHoops

Billy Idol...He had the 'it' factor..
/Mandy and Billy in the 80's...mmmmm.. I could see it..The big hair..A convertible with the top down..

Black leather boots and Izods!

426 Mithrax  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:46:16pm

re: #418 MandyManners

Dy-no-mite!

427 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:46:27pm

re: #415 redstateredneck

Wasn't he Frank on M*A*S*H*, her boyfriend?

Never mind, I'm confused...a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

428 DEZes  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:46:33pm

re: #417 Silvergirl

Oh no. Bread puns. I can't rise to this occasion, any way you slice it.

People here always make something outta muffin.

429 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:46:50pm

re: #417 Silvergirl

re: #410 MandyManners

At yeast say goodbye.

Oh no. Bread puns. I can't rise to this occasion, any way you slice it.

Thank goodness it was a bread pun. I was thinking it was... never mind.

430 redstateredneck  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:46:57pm

Time to run.
Later, lizards!

431 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:46:59pm

re: #415 redstateredneck

Wasn't he Frank on M*A*S*H*, her boyfriend?

That was Larry Linville. When he left the show, Charles Emerson Winchester, III, came on.

432 Silvergirl  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:47:04pm

re: #415 redstateredneck

Wasn't he Frank on M*A*S*H*, her boyfriend?

That's Larry Linville who died quite some time ago.

433 Digital Display  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:47:05pm

re: #425 MandyManners

Black leather boots and Izods!

A back Trans Am...FM turned all the way up...

434 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:47:07pm

re: #364 redstateredneck

She totally nailed it last night on her farewell performance.

Yup

435 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:47:23pm

re: #417 Silvergirl

Oh no. Bread puns. I can't rise to this occasion, any way you slice it.

Rub the crust out of your eyes!

436 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:48:02pm

re: #423 CyanSnowHawk

A former fiance was a big Joe Elliot fan. Must have seen Def Leppard at every venue within 200 miles.

They had wild times backstage.

437 Conservative in Liberal Hands  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:48:18pm

re: #424 capitalist piglet

I'm afraid that I simply cannot rise to the situation. Yeast you feel sorry for me!

438 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:48:40pm

re: #429 Occasional Reader

Thank goodness it was a bread pun. I was thinking it was... never mind.

That's enough from you, young man.

*shaking ruler*

439 zombie  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:48:51pm

re: #379 CyanSnowHawk

Mrs. Hawk thinks Allison doesn't have a good fan base for the show like the boys do. I might agree, but she absolutely rocked the Joplin song, and I don't care too much for Joplin.

re: #405 opnion

For such a young girl, she has real moxie. I have come to appreciate Janis Joplin more & more& that Allison just killed it.

I actually knew about Alison Iraheta long before this season of American Idol, because I watched her win the Spanish-language version of the show, on Telemundo. (She was 14 at the time.) Back then, there were all these videos she had taken of herself practicing at home at the ages of 12, 13 and 14. She had posted them on YouTube, and I stumbled across them after she was cruising to an unstoppable victory in the Telemundo idol show. Those practice videos were jaw-dropping. I thought first that she must be lip-synching, but no -- she'd stop and mess up and start again sometimes. I actually sent links to those videos to some friends, saying, "Can you believe this 13-year-old girl? She's the best singer I've ever heard!"

Now that she's more famous, the American idol producers got all those videos removed, unfortunately.

I hardly ever watch TV, but I did watch some Idol episodes this year, just to catch her. I thought she might win, but alas, no -- tweener girls dominate the voting, and they always vote for the "cute guys" exclusively.

440 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:48:54pm

re: #425 MandyManners

Black leather boots and Izods!

Cold beer
hot lights
My sweet romantic teenage nights

441 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:49:31pm

re: #433 HoosierHoops

A back Trans Am...FM turned all the way up...

I had a Datsun Z car. Hell on wheels.

442 LGoPs  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:49:50pm

BBL

443 Sparmageddon  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:50:08pm

re: #76 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Uruguay off with that, global warming and all/

444 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:50:44pm

re: #433 HoosierHoops

A back Trans Am...FM turned all the way up...

I miss the 80s. Reagan was President, Chuck Norris movies were plentiful...

445 Randall Gross  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:50:52pm

Are we sure that this isn't a page from The Necronomicon? It looks familiar....

446 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:51:19pm

re: #425 MandyManners

Black leather boots and Izods!

From an earlier era:
Black denim trousers and motorcycle boots

447 DEZes  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:51:26pm

re: #433 HoosierHoops

A back Trans Am...FM turned all the way up...

I bought a brand new Trans Am in 1978, Then Smokey and the Bandit came out.
Suddenly dates were no problem. ;)

448 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:51:32pm

re: #440 Occasional Reader

Cold beer
hot lights
My sweet romantic teenage nights

Bob's birthday was this week.

449 Mithrax  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:52:07pm

re: #448 MandyManners

Now THAT tune brings back memories.

450 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:53:07pm

re: #439 zombie

Yeah, Allison was worth watching the Idol this year.
You just can't believe that voice comes out of a girl that young,
she was 16 when the competition started. I don't see any way that she won't be a star.

451 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:53:38pm

re: #448 MandyManners

Bob? I was quoting Billy (Joel).

452 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:54:07pm
453 DEZes  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:54:23pm

{Callahan}

454 Mithrax  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:55:38pm

re: #452 MandyManners

Time to hit up itunes, I can hear my credit card crying already :P

455 Kragar  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:55:54pm

Trent Reznor has some issues with Apple

Thanks Apple for the clear description of the problem — as in, what do you want us to change to get past your stupid f***ing standards?

And while we’re at it, I’ll voice the same issue I had with Wal-Mart years ago, which is a matter of consistency and hypocrisy. Wal-Mart went on a rampage years ago insisting all music they carry be censored of all profanity and “clean” versions be made for them to carry. Bands (including Nirvana) tripped over themselves editing out words, changing album art, etc to meet Wal-Mart’s standards of decency — because Wal-Mart sells a lot of records. NIN refused, and you’ll notice a pretty empty NIN section at any Wal-Mart. My reasoning was this: I can understand if you want the moral posturing of not having any “indecent” material for sale — but you could literally turn around 180 degrees from where the NIN record would be and purchase the film “Scarface” completely uncensored, or buy a copy of Grand Theft Auto where you can be rewarded for beating up prostitutes. How does that make sense?

You can buy The Downward F***ing Spiral on iTunes, but you can’t allow an iPhone app that may have a song with a bad word somewhere in it. Geez, what if someone in the forum in our app says F*** or C***? I suppose that also falls into indecent material. Hey Apple, I just got some SPAM about f***ing hot asian teens THROUGH YOUR MAIL PROGRAM. I just saw two guys having explicit anal sex right there in Safari! On my iPhone!

Come on Apple, think your policies through and for f***’s sake get your app approval scenario together.

456 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:56:08pm

re: #451 Occasional Reader

Bob? I was quoting Billy (Joel).

If my mind hadn't drifted, you'd never get to see 1:11 in my No. 452.

457 callahan23  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:56:08pm

re: #453 DEZes

{DEZes} found me out! How's you today?

458 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:56:55pm

re: #450 opnion

Yeah, Allison was worth watching the Idol this year.
You just can't believe that voice comes out of a girl that young,
she was 16 when the competition started. I don't see any way that she won't be a star.

Don't underestimate an industry that might try to package her as another Brittany, although I think Simon might work to prevent that. She's a rocker, and if they stifle that, it won't turn out well. She needs some advice from Daughtry.

459 Mithrax  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:57:19pm

re: #456 MandyManners

Lol.

Looks ain't everything. My personal standard is the size of a girl's library :P

460 DEZes  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:57:42pm

re: #457 callahan23

{DEZes} found me out! How's you today?

I am tired, been a long week, just one more day till its the weekend.
And how are you today.

461 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:57:54pm

Have a great night, Lizards!

462 vxbush  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:57:58pm

re: #455 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I believe Apple has already changed its mind (or its tune). They are allowing it.

463 Occasional Reader  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:58:30pm

Off to have drinks with friends n' colleagues. Later.

464 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:58:34pm

re: #459 Mithrax

Lol.

Looks ain't everything. My personal standard is the size of a girl's library :P

What about girls with huge... tracts of land?

465 Digital Display  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:58:36pm

re: #444 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I miss the 80s. Reagan was President, Chuck Norris movies were plentiful...

Ahhh.. the 80's.. The only time you could have kids in the back seat..The windows rolled down singing the Eagles at the top of your lungs..
I figured if any of them ever needed to go to Therapy that could blame me..

466 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:59:09pm
467 Mithrax  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:59:15pm

re: #464 Kosh's Shadow

What about girls with huge... tracts of land?

Don't matter if she's got tracts the size of Montana, no bookie, no nookie.

468 Honorary Yooper  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:59:22pm

re: #445 Thanos

Are we sure that this isn't a page from The Necronomicon? It looks familiar....

Name's Ash. [cocks rifle] Housewares.

469 opnion  Thu, May 7, 2009 2:59:36pm

re: #458 CyanSnowHawk

Don't underestimate an industry that might try to package her as another Brittany, although I think Simon might work to prevent that. She's a rocker, and if they stifle that, it won't turn out well. She needs some advice from Daughtry.

Yeah, she can't be a bubble gummer, she is a Rocker for sure.
Good point about Daughtry , he could really help, maybe let her open.
He has to feel secure to do that because she has some pipes.

470 MandyManners  Thu, May 7, 2009 3:00:01pm

re: #459 Mithrax

Lol.

Looks ain't everything. My personal standard is the size of a girl's library :P

You nuzzle books?

*Bad Mandy*

471 Mithrax  Thu, May 7, 2009 3:00:25pm

re: #470 MandyManners

You nuzzle books?

*Bad Mandy*

LOL

Yeah, but the papercuts are a real nightmare :P

472 Kragar  Thu, May 7, 2009 3:00:48pm

re: #464 Kosh's Shadow

What about girls with huge... tracts of land?

But I dont want land.

473 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, May 7, 2009 3:01:26pm

re: #472 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

But I dont want land.

No singing!

474 capitalist piglet  Thu, May 7, 2009 3:01:43pm

re: #470 MandyManners

You nuzzle books?

*Bad Mandy*

Where is buzz? I'm working on something and I need his help:

I like big books and I cannot lie
And all the words they have inside
And when you curl up with that page and get a taste
With a booklight in your face
You get smart, want to show off your chops
Cause you know that your brain is tops

475 callahan23  Thu, May 7, 2009 3:02:17pm

re: #460 DEZes

I am tired, been a long week, just one more day till its the weekend.
And how are you today.

You took the words right out of my mouth. Personal troubles and a week of lecturing .... tired - big time, am happy as it's only "one more day till its the weekend". ;-)

476 Spider Mensch  Thu, May 7, 2009 3:03:18pm

re: #441 MandyManners

I had a Datsun Z car. Hell on wheels.

I have a 1975 Datsun 280Z. Great shape. garage kept. Racing orange with chrome spoked wheels. 4 spd. fuel injection. new tire, brakes, exhaust sytem. about 100k on the speedo. I have it for sale. I paid 4500 about 7-8 years ago. I'm looking for 6000 but everyones broke now. I don't want to take a loss on it. so I guess I'll keep it for now. It is a sharp car and a fun drive. manual steering...lol..really gives you a feel for the road.

477 Digital Display  Thu, May 7, 2009 3:06:31pm

re: #474 capitalist piglet

Where is buzz? I'm working on something and I need his help:

I like big books and I cannot lie
And all the words they have inside
And when you curl up with that page and get a taste
With a booklight in your face
You get smart, want to show off your chops
Cause you know that your brain is tops

Buzzsaw is on a G5 right now..He hides the fact he has a condo on the upper east side and is chief of staff for Leno..I know his driver...
I have proof..You ever seen Buzzsaw post anything while the private jet is going to the West coast? EVER? See what I mean? He flies home every morning at 4am..You ever seen Buzzsaw post at 4am?

478 Madeline  Thu, May 7, 2009 3:15:05pm
479 Alberta Oil Peon  Thu, May 7, 2009 3:15:35pm

Interesting map. Notice how the East-West dimensions of the continents are distorted relative to the North-South ones? That is a result of the lack of good chronometers back in the day. Latitude could be measured very accurately, even in Classical times, but in order to measure longitude, you need to have an accurate timepiece that works independent of the Sun, because you measure your longitude, typically, by noting the hour, relative to your starting point, at which local noon occurs.

480 Canoe Train  Thu, May 7, 2009 3:21:51pm

re: #331 opnion
Writing as another Badger on this fine site, Door County is a bit too "commercial" and yuppified for my tastes. For the past three decades, it seems as if Door County is geared more and more and more towards tourism, especially for those with large expense and travel accounts. Everything there is expensive. While it is an attractive place, there are too many snobs.

481 Canoe Train  Thu, May 7, 2009 3:38:40pm

re: #459 Mithrax

That's one of my standards, too. Sometimes beauty can come in other than physical forms.

482 SixDegrees  Thu, May 7, 2009 3:45:31pm

re: #479 Alberta Oil Peon

Interesting map. Notice how the East-West dimensions of the continents are distorted relative to the North-South ones? That is a result of the lack of good chronometers back in the day. Latitude could be measured very accurately, even in Classical times, but in order to measure longitude, you need to have an accurate timepiece that works independent of the Sun, because you measure your longitude, typically, by noting the hour, relative to your starting point, at which local noon occurs.

You probably already know about it, but there's an excellent book on this topic - Longitude, by Dava Sobel. Sobel is an extremely good writer and researcher, and makes the topic vastly engrossing. A great, great read - if you haven't read it, you need to.

Also made into a miniseries by, I think, The History Channel, which was also quite well done. But Sobel's prose is outstanding.

Also, give her Galileo's Daughter a try. Galileo's story, illuminated by a collection of letters she sent to him from the convent she lived in, and fleshed out with biographical detail. Casts very interesting lights on the traditional "Church versus Science" presentation of his story, and has a stunning, surprise ending proving that art is always a pale imitation of life.

483 maryatexitzero  Thu, May 7, 2009 4:59:19pm

An amazing map. You can find excellent stuff at the Grand Bazaar.

If you go down the back alleys nearby, there's a less-than-grand local bazaar where you can get some of the same things for 1/10th the price. Unfortunately, I found this after I did most of my shopping.

484 Areopagitica  Thu, May 7, 2009 6:04:48pm

Charles,

Cool map but not sure if its genuine. The paper looks glossy in the photo. Is this printed on vellum or some other animal hide? That is something you probably wouldn't see in the 17th century but more like the 12th or 13th centuries. To the best of my knowledge, the earliest known printing of an arabic book is from the mid 1500's. If its paper, shine a flashlight behind a blank part of the map and see if you can see chain lines or a watermark going through the paper. These lines are unique to paper from the 1500's until around 1800. This is because the paper would be hand made. If you don't see those lines, I would be very suspicious. Also, if this came from an atlas, I don't think you'd see the kind of crease through the center of the map. It almost looks like it was in a book and a whole group of pages was bound in separating the entire map into two halves that you couldn't see at once. I've handled 16th and 17th century European atlases and the maps would never be folded and bound in that manner. Do some more research on this if you have time and keep us lizards updated if you are going to appear on Antiques Roadshow.

485 meh130  Thu, May 7, 2009 7:08:52pm

re: #3 Racer X

I see no ice whatsoever. They had global warming back then?

That is a really good observation. Look at the polar maps (if that is what the small circular maps are). It seems odd, but the map in the southwestern corner of the map looks like the Arctic Ocean, and the map in the northeastern corner looks like a map of the continent of Antarctica. I don't know why the north pole would be on the map's south, and the south pole is on the map's north. But if that is what they are, how did they know what part of the north polar ice cap was ice and what was land?

486 Seax  Thu, May 7, 2009 7:18:20pm

You can see where the rum ration came on
hard...by the distortions in the map.
LOL.

487 meh130  Thu, May 7, 2009 7:22:35pm

re: #455 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Trent Reznor has some issues with Apple

Trent Reznor has issues, period.

488 Madeline  Thu, May 7, 2009 7:55:55pm

re: #484 Areopagitica

I agree after looking more closely that this map is most likely not genuine. It looks to be a recent copy/tracing and very recent coloring of a 16th century style map similar in style to the Turkish Admiral Piri Reis. See link to example of his Map of Americas completed in early 1500's.
Piri Reis Map of 1513

The damp staining and foxing are also a clue that the map was done later over whatever was originally under the map. There is no sign that these stains and fox marks are on the map, and the damp staining would have protruded into the map area as these marks are circular in the way they naturally spread.

489 Charles Johnson  Thu, May 7, 2009 7:58:12pm

Thanks to all who let me know that the salesman in the Grand Bazaar lied to me -- imagine my shock. I also got email from a collector who definitively punctured that balloon.

Oh well, at least I only paid $20 for it.

490 [deleted]  Thu, May 7, 2009 9:44:48pm
491 The Left  Fri, May 8, 2009 3:10:52am

It may not be a genuine map, but it's still a gorgeous photo, IMHO. I hope you enjoyed your trip there. I was there once in 2002; beautiful city.

492 Gary Gapinski  Fri, May 8, 2009 3:37:51am

The World Digital Library has several hundred maps from a variety of times and places.

493 Cugel  Fri, May 8, 2009 8:13:43pm

At $20, you got yourself a nice souvenir. Not a lot to pay for a hand-crafted piece of art you can frame.

Finding real maps and legitimate brass scribe sets and so on for great prices, is hard work. I have a friend who has a few items he picked up in Aleppo, but it helps to be fluent in Arabic and of course to know what you're looking at. The tribal carpet industry also suffers from this. Some of the Pakistani carpet makers spread brand new carpets over the road and drive over them to age them and get better prices.

Still, if you love it and you get a price that won't make you wince whenever you recall it, who cares? I don't buy this stuff for resale - I buy it because it's love at first sight and I have to have it. Now, excuse me while I go walk barefoot across the lamb's wool Shirazi carpet I bought in Riyadh a few years back. Mmmmmmm.... Bliss!


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