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Bushmaster Gun Company Shamed Into Removing “Man Card” Advertisement

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In the aftermath of the Newtown shootings, the company that manufactured the semi-automatic rifle used by Adam Lanza, Bushmaster, came under fire themselves for an ad campaign that featured “Man Cards.”

An image from that horrible campaign:

Today, while writing the previous post, I discovered that sometime in the past 24 hours Bushmaster has pulled down the entire Man Cards page. Instead of their bizarre Freudian masculinity hangups, you’ll now see this error:

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87 comments

1 Targetpractice  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:09:46pm

So they've had their Man Cards revoked?

2 Gus  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:11:40pm

ICYMI. This was the pop-up definition over at Bushmaster:

3 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:22:03pm

I actually saved a copy of the SWF file for the Man Cards page yesterday, but there are a lot of supporting data files I couldn't download so it doesn't really work on its own.

4 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:31:07pm
5 3eff Jeff  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:31:20pm

re: #2 Gus

In a world of rapidly depleting testosterone...

Seriously Bushmaster? Seriously? I honestly don't believe the world has gotten any less manly over the last 50 years.

I have a Jeep that I turn my own wrenches on. It has the big, awesome, inefficient 4.0L inline 6 engine. I drive it with glee, especially when I've got the 4 wheel drive engaged.

Normally, I use the 4WD to drive right into the middle of a storm in the Sierra Nevadas near Lake Tahoe, so I can go take unnecessary risks on double-black diamond ski terrain.

I keep in shape by lifting free weights and believe that those weight machine things are for sissies.

I learned how to shoot and maintain guns as a Boy Scout.

I've got an excellent beard right now.

I know how to weld and use machine tools to make stuff out of metal.

I live in the San Francisco Bay Area, have LGBT friends, and I'm married to the most rabid Feminazi I know. None of this stuff stops me from being a macho, redneck idiot. Not even my wife.

If you fear for the testosterone of the Millenials and are unsure of how to be manly in this modern world, I have a suggestion: Grow a pair.

6 Lidane  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:32:55pm

re: #4 Charles Johnson

Men aren't allowed to be men? What the fuck does that even mean?

I will never, ever understand these people or their thought process.

7 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:34:03pm

re: #4 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Hmm.

Seeing some of Newtowns Metro sexuals. Ick

Translation: that guy is really good-looking OH GOD I hope I'm not gay please don't let me be gay hey that other guy is really handsome, too I hope I'm not gay I hope I'm not gay I hope I'm not gay I hope I'm not gay I hope I'm not gay I hope I'm not gay I hope I'm not gay

8 EPR-radar  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:34:07pm

re: #2 Gus

ICYMI. This was the pop-up definition over at Bushmaster:

[Embedded content]

This would seem to be clinically interesting (no joke).

9 dragonfire1981  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:34:10pm

re: #4 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Hey dumbasses, I'm a man. I like combat sports, target shooting, crude jokes and Football.

You will also find me around the house sweeping, doing dishes, laundry and whatever else need to be done. There's almost nothing I wouldn't do for my wife and the children we care for (not our kids but darned close enough).

So yes, I'm a man and I don't need a military level assault rifle to prove it.

10 dragonfire1981  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:35:05pm

re: #7 Our Precious Bodily Fluids

Hmm.

Translation: that guy is really good-looking OH GOD I hope I'm not gay please don't let me be gay hey that other guy is really handsome, too I hope I'm not gay I hope I'm not gay I hope I'm not gay I hope I'm not gay I hope I'm not gay I hope I'm not gay I hope I'm not gay

In my opinion there should be no issue whatsoever with a firmly straight man describing another man as "handsome".

11 Targetpractice  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:36:03pm

re: #6 Lidane

Men aren't allowed to be men? What the fuck does that even mean?

I will never, ever understand these people or their thought process.

Simple translation? "Men aren't allowed to be utter assholes in public anymore and that's just wrong!"

12 DelusionDeluge  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:36:27pm

Fox/Beck/Limbaugh/NRA make a KILLING off this very notion. There's a huge market for people who think having to treat other people with respect and dignity is emasculating. Better to be peddled fear. It's sickening. It's a demographic that thinks they are oppressed when the hardest thing they've ever had to overcome is perhaps a member of the "PC police" gently asking them to refrain from telling a particularly racist and/or misogynist joke in public.

13 3eff Jeff  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:36:40pm

re: #10 dragonfire1981

In my opinion there should be no issue whatsoever with a firmly straight man describing another man as "handsome".

100% agreed. I have no compunction about commenting on another man's good looks (normally just to my wife). But then, I'm the straightest straight guy I know, and have no insecurity about that at all.

14 SpikeDad  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:37:44pm

re: #5 3eff Jeff

FYI - I do none of those things and I'm just as much a man as you. My manliness comes from taking care of my family, teaching my kids right from wrong, loving my wife and having character and keeping my word.

Just wanted to point out that macho doesn't mean manly in the least.

15 EPR-radar  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:38:23pm

re: #11 Targetpractice

Simple translation? "Men aren't allowed to be utter assholes in public anymore and that's just wrong!"

My suggested translation is more severe:

"I'm not allowed to take whatever and whoever I want, subject only to the threat of violence from other men who own who/what I want to take"

16 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:40:15pm

Some of these people, it's like they missed everything that happened in the last 40 years.

17 3eff Jeff  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:40:44pm

re: #14 SpikeDad

FYI - I do none of those things and I'm just as much a man as you. My manliness comes from taking care of my family, teaching my kids right from wrong, loving my wife and having character and keeping my word.

Just wanted to point out that macho doesn't mean manly in the least.

I do not want to imply that you aren't manly. Because you are. Taking care of your family and caring for and respecting your wife are some of the biggest tests any of us face.

I just do a bunch of stuff that's traditionally manly and I have a macho/redneck streak. I've also figured out how to respect women as equals and that I don't have to be a sexist or racist pig as a part of that [macho/manliness]. It's not a zero sum game.

18 Targetpractice  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:41:46pm

re: #16 Charles Johnson

Some of these people, it's like they missed everything that happened in the last 40 years.

Closer to 60 years. They forever live in ignorance of the fact that Leave it to Beaver was a TV show.

19 EPR-radar  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:42:37pm

re: #16 Charles Johnson

Some of these people, it's like they missed everything that happened in the last 40 years.

Some are going for 400 years, or even 4000 years. The nut balls are chafing at the limits imposed by social structures that come with freaking agriculture.

20 jaunte  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:42:41pm
Bushmaster has pulled down the entire Man Cards page

Their ad agency has pulled their Bushmaster work off the samples page, too.
(although it won a Tulsa Addy award for print in 2010)
[Link: www.broco.com...]

Still have the Bushnell "DOA" ad up though. "Size 'em up. Put 'em down."

21 darthstar  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:43:20pm

Sheesh...some people really need to get into the Xmas spirit. You back over one pedestrian in the parking lot and suddenly you're a 'son-of-a-bitch' and an 'asshole'...good news is I managed to hit the brake before bowling him over, but he was walking parallel to the cars when I started moving and he did step in back of me. I just got that car detailed yesterday...you think I want some grumpy guy's body parts on it?

22 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:43:41pm

re: #4 Charles Johnson

23 3eff Jeff  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:45:11pm

I've got to say also, that just pulling the ads seems a bit cowardly. A brief statement that they are doing it as gesture of decency in the wake of the Newtown tragedy would have been a good accompaniment.

24 jaunte  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:46:24pm

re: #22 watching you tiny alien kittens are

It's not like there's been a sudden shortage of Cialis, Viagra and testosterone supplement advertising recently.

25 wrenchwench  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:46:28pm

re: #5 3eff Jeff

Wait--turning wrenches is manly? O:

26 EPR-radar  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:46:44pm

re: #23 3eff Jeff

I've got to say also, that just pulling the ads seems a bit cowardly. A brief statement that they are doing it as gesture of decency in the wake of the Newtown tragedy would have been a good accompaniment.

They all have their "man cards" to "settle any questions". Who need to act like a civilized person any more?

27 Lidane  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:47:18pm

re: #16 Charles Johnson

Some of these people, it's like they missed everything that happened in the last 40 years.

Oh, they didn't miss it. They deliberately ignored it and now they're trying to reverse it.

28 3eff Jeff  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:48:09pm

re: #25 wrenchwench

Wait--turning wrenches is manly? O:

Sure. But I was brought up to believe that you don't actually need the man-bits to do manly things or be manly. Nor does that impinge on femininity.

29 3eff Jeff  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:48:53pm

re: #26 EPR-radar

They all have their "man cards" to "settle any questions". Who need to act like a civilized person any more?

There's the old "an armed society is a polite society" for you.

30 Targetpractice  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:51:05pm

re: #29 3eff Jeff

There's the old "an armed society is a polite society" for you.

An armed society is a polite society because everybody's too fucking scared they'll spark a shoot-out by saying they're not that fond of football.

//

31 wrenchwench  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:51:48pm

re: #28 3eff Jeff

Sure. But I was brought up to believe that you don't actually need the man-bits to do manly things or be manly. Nor does that impinge on femininity.

What if I'm fixing a pink bicycle? Is it still manly?

32 Lidane  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:52:46pm

re: #29 3eff Jeff

There's the old "an armed society is a polite society" for you.

Which is another steaming pile of bullshit.

The idea that more guns will solve our problems with gun violence is stupid. We've got enough fucking guns in this country. What we need are smarter people.

33 Gus  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:54:28pm

re: #29 3eff Jeff

There's the old "an armed society is a polite society" for you.

An armed society is Florida.

34 jaunte  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:55:05pm

A completely armed society is a terrorized society.

35 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:55:13pm

There does seem to be, or have been, an atmosphere of adolescent frivolity connected with this scary black gun hobby. Destro posted this video showing some typical specimens in action:

These idiots seem to be drunk, in which case they are also lucky to be alive. Btw, there really is such a thing as "tactical bacon."

36 Gus  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:55:27pm
37 Gus  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:55:41pm

re: #34 jaunte

A completely armed society is a terrorized society.

An armed society is Yemen.

38 jaunte  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:56:25pm

re: #37 Gus

"I think you're only pretending to be polite."

39 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:56:27pm

re: #36 Gus

Since Piers Morgan may have done more to popularize and legitimize Andrew Breitbart than any other journalist, this is kind of poetic justice.

40 Lidane  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:57:47pm

re: #37 Gus

An armed society is Yemen.

And we're more heavily armed than they are:

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

41 Lidane  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:58:45pm

re: #36 Gus

Karma's a bitch. Still, it's amusing to see Piers Morgan out there getting into pissing contests with the wingnuts.

42 dragonfire1981  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:59:18pm

re: #40 Lidane

And we're more heavily armed than they are:

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

That's another thing. I can understand people being considerably armed in places where law enforcement and political stability is lax or where there's a known conflict area. It's not like anyone is firing mortars into Kansas nor has the Indiana state legislature gone up in flames.

43 bratwurst  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:59:42pm

re: #36 Gus

[Embedded content]

It's a guilty pleasure for me to see people I dislike fighting each other.

44 dragonfire1981  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:00:21pm

re: #41 Lidane

Karma's a bitch. Still, it's amusing to see Piers Morgan out there getting into pissing contests with the wingnuts.

I think he's fascinated by them. These kinds of people (the right wingers) are far more mainstream in America than in Britain. I truly think he finds it comical that people like Bryan Fischer and Jones have the level of clout they do.

45 Targetpractice  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:01:06pm

re: #42 dragonfire1981

That's another thing. I can understand people being considerably armed in places where law enforcement and political stability is lax or where there's a known conflict area. It's not like anyone is firing mortars into Kansas nor has the Indiana state legislature gone up in flames.

That's just it, they forever engage in the fantasy that either the government's about to start kicking down doors or civilization is about to collapse, and they'll need all those guns to fight off the barbarian hordes. They like the first scenario more, because they can imagine that it's liberals that they'll be fighting a "revolution" against.

46 dragonfire1981  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:01:07pm

OT but I was doing some tidying up today and found Nirvana: Unplugged cassette tape.

Sweet.

47 dragonfire1981  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:01:40pm

re: #45 Targetpractice

That's just it, they forever engage in the fantasy that either the government's about to start kicking down doors or civilization is about to collapse, and they'll need all those guns to fight off the barbarian hordes. They like the first scenario more, because they can imagine that it's liberals that they'll be fighting a "revolution" against.

and I can about guarantee you they'd be scared shitless after living in Tel Aviv for a few days.

48 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:02:28pm

OT: Haboob from hell in Lubbock today, 40 mph winds, gusts to 70, visibility 1/8 mile, power outages, etc.

Lubbock, 12-19-12 4:00 PM

49 3eff Jeff  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:02:35pm

re: #31 wrenchwench

What if I'm fixing a pink bicycle? Is it still manly?

That's probably well into the grey areas, but I don't think it matters, nor does constructing any kind of context to make manly or not manly. The important bit to me is about how you feel about yourself. There's a whole slew of stuff that's traditionally things that "A Man Should Know" that you might learn to feel you are a competent Real Man.

However, stuff that is in the "A Man Should Know Or Do" category doesn't imply that any of it is only for men or really all men should do it. I was brought up to believe that I should care for my own stuff, know how to survive in the mountains and other things. I was also brought up to be able to cook my own meals and wash my own clothes.

It's more about being a capable person and doing things you enjoy. I love working on that Jeep, that's really why I do it. It's just fun to be able to hold it up as "manly".

If that makes any sense. Traditionally male stuff doesn't have to be exclusionary and likewise, being male in this world doesn't mean you have to be a bearded wildman who knows how to duct-tape a log to the side of his truck to nurse a broken axle back home. It's more important to be a good father and good at your hobbies and profession (if you're a guy), and if you're a woman, that all goes the same.

50 Targetpractice  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:04:17pm

re: #47 dragonfire1981

and I can about guarantee you they'd be scared shitless after living in Tel Aviv for a few days.

Probably. Much of these pudknockers like to think Red Dawn was a roadmap for how you fight a guerrilla war against a superior foe and "win." Of course, they likewise fantasize that the US Armed Forces are either gonna refuse to put down any armed rebellion or will even join the rebels, because "Hey, it happened in Egypt!"

51 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:05:33pm

re: #26 EPR-radar

They all have their "man cards" to "settle any questions". Who need to act like a civilized person any more?

And if the card doesn't work they can always grab their Bushmaster™ you don't get questions from people with bullet holes in them. OK, well maybe "Why?" but that just shows you need to practice the manly art of the head shot more.

///

52 jaunte  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:06:42pm
53 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:06:44pm

re: #48 Shiplord Kirel

OT: Haboob from hell in Lubbock today, 40 mph winds, gusts to 70, visibility 1/8 mile, power outages, etc.

Lubbock, 12-19-12 4:00 PM

In Alaska that is known as a "Williwaw."

54 Lidane  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:07:47pm

re: #52 jaunte

Tea Party Nation Knows What Causes Shootings: Unions, Loud Stereos and Sluts

Anything but the guns.

Pfft. As if guns are ever a factor in a shooting.

Don't you know? Guns don't kill, people do.

55 Gus  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:08:14pm

This from the author of the topic of the previous thread:

Atheists: No God, no reason, just whining
Superstar atheists are motivated by anger -- and boohoo victimhood.

Excerpt:

First off, there's atheist victimology: Boohoo, everybody hates us 'cuz we don't believe in God. Although a recent Pew Forum survey on religion found that 16% of Americans describe themselves as religiously unaffiliated, only 1.6% call themselves atheists, with another 2.4% weighing in as agnostics (a group despised as wishy-washy by atheists). You or I might attribute the low numbers to atheists' failure to win converts to their unbelief, but atheists say the problem is persecution so relentless that it drives tens of millions of God-deniers into a closet of feigned faith, like gays before Stonewall.

56 jaunte  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:09:14pm

re: #38 jaunte

"I think you're only pretending to be polite."

Right on cue, Twitter pops up some recent guntoter paranoia:

57 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:09:29pm

re: #31 wrenchwench

What if I'm fixing a pink bicycle? Is it still manly?

If it's a SAS bicycle intended for use in the desert of course it is!
;)

58 lawhawk  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:11:11pm

re: #48 Shiplord Kirel

Car crash from hell on LIE this afternoon. 1 dead, dozens injured:

At an afternoon news conference, Suffolk Fire Rescue and Emergency Services Commissioner Joel Williams and Deputy Suffolk County Police Department Inspector Kevin Fallon said the accident resulted in one fatality.

At least 18 other people were injured in the crash involving three tractor trailers and at least 25 vehicles, officials said.

It happened near Exit 68 in Shirley just before 3 p.m.

Twelve of those injured in the crash were taken to Peconic Bay Medical Center.

Preliminary information indicates that a tractor-trailer filled with wood-chips and mulch, heading east to a landfill, rear-ended and then plowed through more than a dozen vehicles that had slowed to merge from three lanes to one near Exit 68, CBS 2′s Jennifer McLogan reported.

Vehicles began careening, spinning and burst into flames, including the tractor-trailer.

59 dragonfire1981  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:12:02pm

re: #58 lawhawk

Car crash from hell on LIE this afternoon. 1 dead, dozens injured:

BAN CARS!!!

60 TedStriker  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:12:34pm

re: #10 dragonfire1981

In my opinion there should be no issue whatsoever with a firmly straight man describing another man as "handsome".

Like Ataturk...someone posted a a couple of picture of him and the first thing that popped into my head was, "Damn, he was a handsome dude!"

In a totally hetero way.

61 Feline Fearless Leader  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:12:51pm

re: #59 dragonfire1981

Ban mulch. It's liberal recycling to blame!
//

62 Varek Raith  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:13:09pm

Nuclear weapons don't kill people, people do!
Let's no longer restrict them!

Also, sarin gas for everyone!

63 Gus  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:13:54pm

re: #62 Varek Raith

Nuclear weapons don't kill people, people do!
Lets no longer restrict them!

Also, sarin gas for everyone!

Now you've done it. The NSA is going to start monitoring us.

//

64 3eff Jeff  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:13:55pm

re: #59 dragonfire1981

You think you're funny, but we'll be having this discussion with as much rationality and civility in 20 years once Google has everything ironed out with their robotic Prius.

I'm also afraid that I'm going to end up on the stupid side of that argument.

65 Varek Raith  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:14:35pm

re: #63 Gus

Now you've done it. The NSA is going to start monitoring us.

//

It's no big deal, they've been monitoring me for years!

66 jaunte  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:14:59pm

re: #55 Gus

I read the whole thing, and I still don't know what she wants.

67 Targetpractice  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:15:03pm

re: #56 jaunte

Right on cue, Twitter pops up some recent guntoter paranoia:

[Embedded content]

And just think, had everybody else in the shop been armed, this never would have happened...or rather hot-head would be full of bullets and we'd be chalking him up as just another statistic.

68 wrenchwench  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:16:03pm

re: #49 3eff Jeff

That's probably well into the grey areas, but I don't think it matters, nor does constructing any kind of context to make manly or not manly. The important bit to me is about how you feel about yourself.

Thanks for putting that up front. I was going to keep poking until we got there. :)

69 Gus  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:16:12pm

re: #66 jaunte

I read the whole thing, and I still don't know what she wants.

Crazy lady is crazy.

70 TedStriker  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:17:53pm

re: #26 EPR-radar

They all have their "man cards" to "settle any questions". Who need to act like a civilized person any more?

RWNJ gun nuts haven't had to as of late, because their "man cards" are chambered in .223.

But, hopefully, some change will come out of all of the madness.

71 engineer cat  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:18:25pm

Obama demands 'concrete proposals' on gun violence

whatever kind of concrete will successfully encase the assholes

72 3eff Jeff  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:18:30pm

re: #68 wrenchwench

Thanks for putting that up front. I was going to keep poking until we got there. :)

Thanks for poking me until I figured out my real point. ;)

73 jaunte  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:18:44pm
74 TedStriker  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:18:47pm

re: #41 Lidane

Karma's a bitch. Still, it's amusing to see Piers Morgan out there getting into pissing contests with the wingnuts.

Especially when he helped make their patron saint.

75 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:22:49pm

re: #73 jaunte

"Guns don't kill people, people kill people. And so will monkeys, if you give them guns." - Eddie Izzard

Some drunken soldiers in Africa decided to do just that, with the expected results. I know, a chimp is not a monkey but it's close enough in terms of responsible gun handling.

Note the chimp posing triumphantly after the soldiers flee. Does he get a man card now?

76 Varek Raith  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:23:38pm
77 3eff Jeff  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:24:02pm

Alright, I'm out for a bit. Nice chatting with y'all.

78 TedStriker  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:24:09pm

re: #50 Targetpractice

Probably. Much of these pudknockers like to think Red Dawn was a roadmap for how you fight a guerrilla war against a superior foe and "win." Of course, they likewise fantasize that the US Armed Forces are either gonna refuse to put down any armed rebellion or will even join the rebels, because "Hey, it happened in Egypt!"

Which is hilarious, because the RWNJs seemed to miss the plot:

Almost all of the male Wolverines were dead by the end of the movie.

79 Varek Raith  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:24:34pm

re: #75 Shiplord Kirel

Some drunken soldiers in Africa decided to do just that, with the expected results. I know, a chimp is not a monkey but it's close enough in terms of responsible gun handling.

[Embedded content]

Rofl.
Morons.

80 Tigger2  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:24:46pm

re: #75 Shiplord Kirel

Some drunken soldiers in Africa decided to do just that, with the expected results. I know, a chimp is not a monkey but it's close enough in terms of responsible gun handling.

[Embedded content]

ROTFLMAO

81 Varek Raith  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:27:54pm

re: #78 TedStriker

Which is hilarious, because the RWNJs seemed to miss the plot:

Almost all of the male Wolverines were dead by the end of the movie.

Clearly not manly enough.

82 Gus  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:29:36pm

re: #75 Shiplord Kirel

Some drunken soldiers in Africa decided to do just that, with the expected results. I know, a chimp is not a monkey but it's close enough in terms of responsible gun handling.

[Embedded content]

Note the chimp posing triumphantly after the soldiers flee. Does he get a man card now?

Fake!

[Link: metro.co.uk...]

83 Varek Raith  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:29:55pm

re: #82 Gus

Fake!

[Link: metro.co.uk...]

Silence!
:P

84 Varek Raith  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:30:54pm
85 Gus  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 3:33:25pm

re: #83 Varek Raith

Silence!
:P

Original viral video.

From the Apes Will Rise channel.

86 geoduck  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 4:09:04pm

re: #82 Gus

Fake!

[Link: metro.co.uk...]

Still amusing.

87 Skip Intro  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 4:57:59pm

re: #6 Lidane

Men aren't allowed to be men? What the fuck does that even mean?

I will never, ever understand these people or their thought process.

It means that you'll never be a real man unless you load up on our products. We assume that anybody who bothers to read our ads is stupid enough to believe them.


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Rightwingconspirator
A Lizard’s Regenerating Tail
Don't ya hate it when that happens? You feel so short for a month. Anoles are curious little lizards capable of ditching their tails when they feel threatened. This self-amputation, called autotomy, takes about 25 days for the tail to ...

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CriticalDragon1177
Io9 - Everything You Need To Know About Lemuria, The Lost Continent Of Lemurs
Esther Inglis-Arkell talks about the weirdest lost continent myth, I've ever heard. Its the only one I know of that ever included giant telepathic lemurs. No seriously! In 1858 a young zoologist, playing around with an idea, came up with ...

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Randall Gross
U.S. Accuses Israel Police of Targeting Slain Palestinian Boy’s Family
The U.S. State Department on Wednesday accused Israel of having "singled out" for arrest members of the family of Mohammed Abu Khdeir, the Palestinian boy who was burned alive last month by Israeli Jews. The statement followed the arrest ...

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FemNaziBitch
Face It: The Abortion Battle Is Just About Sex- US News
The phony battle over certain kinds of birth control that are (often wrongly) called abortifacients is not about abortion. And much of the political fight about abortion isn't really about abortion, either. It's about whether women should be allowed ...

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Laughing Gas
Scumbag “HBD believer” claims Michael Brown charged officer
WARNING: LINK TO HATE SITE He links to some ijreview, a right wing site: This guy makes me sick.

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BadExampleMan
“Growth” and Some Jellyfish
This piece was basically just to use up some scraps I had sitting around. I liked the way the frit lace turned out but I didn't really have a use for it. I've been on a jellyfish kick lately. This ...

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Pie-onist Overlord
Police Investigating Whether Rabbi’s Miami Killing a Hate Crime
More: Police Investigating Whether Rabbi's Miami Killing a Hate Crime (Reuters) - Police in Miami investigating the killing of a 60-year-old Orthodox rabbi over the weekend said on Monday they haven't yet decided whether the shooting was a hate crime. ...

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Romantic Heretic
The War Photo No One Would Publish
An interesting story on a photograph taken during Desert Storm that no news outlet in the US would publish. It is one of those photos that stares straight at the horror of war. It's hideous, stomach turning...and something that should ...

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 Frank says:

The more BORING a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being GOOD PARENTS -- because they have a TAME CHILD-CREATURE in their house.