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1 RealityBasedSteve  Sun, Jun 2, 2013 8:15:25pm

If we find some experiment that on the surface seems to disagree with the word of God, we go with the word of God. That’s the money quote for me.

RBS
Words… I just don’t have them for this.

2 cat-tikvah  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 6:41:22am

Best alternative explanation! Courtesy of Eddie Izzard.
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3 mhcrabtree01  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 10:40:15am

The stupidity just burns and burns.

4 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:39:02am

A Scientist Visits a Creationist Museum

Comedy ensues.

5 erik_t  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:39:53am

re: #1 RealityBasedSteve

If we find some experiment that on the surface seems to disagree with the word of God, we go with the word of God. That’s the money quote for me.

I am so glad that this comment was be made by this username.

6 darthstar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:43:07am

“When we find some experiment that disagrees with the word of god, we go with the word of god.”

God thinks you’re an idiot.

7 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:45:36am

When all the available evidence contradicts your opinion, the evidence must be wrong.

Good to know.

8 wrenchwench  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:46:26am

re: #7 Kragar

When all the available evidence contradicts your opinion, the evidence must be wrong.

Good to know.

God made his brain, so he can’t be wrong.

9 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:48:31am

DERP

10 HappyWarrior  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:48:42am

Great way to teach people to think there. If we find evidence that disagrees with our religion, we just ignore the evidence and go with the religion. 14th century thinking in the 21st century. Awesome.//

11 HappyWarrior  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:49:35am

re: #9 Vicious Babushka

DERP

Yeah Obama doesn’t have a ranch to get photo-ops at it. That’s some story.

12 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:50:06am

re: #11 HappyWarrior

Yeah Obama doesn’t have a ranch to get photo-ops at it. That’s some story.

Wingnuts loves them their gender roles.

13 iossarian  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:50:18am

re: #8 wrenchwench

God made his brain, so he can’t be wrong.

Awesome. If I were a creationist I would steal this and make it my tagline.

14 erik_t  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:50:21am

re: #9 Vicious Babushka

DERP

I know what they’re trying to convey, but I want to hear them say it out loud.

15 HappyWarrior  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:51:52am

re: #14 erik_t

I know what they’re trying to convey, but I want to hear them say it out loud.

Well in that case, I’d ask which of those three referred to his wife as Mommy.

16 iossarian  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:52:38am

re: #11 HappyWarrior

Yeah Obama doesn’t have a ranch to get photo-ops at it. That’s some story.

Obama helps other people fix up their buildings.

Republican men just dick around on their own property.

18 erik_t  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:55:35am

It’s a little amusing to me that W’s only commendable action, and the comparison to St. Reagan, is that they’re both busy cutting down trees.

19 jaunte  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:56:32am

They should move the Creation Museum closer to the Grand Canyon.

20 A Mom Anon  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:57:26am

re: #19 jaunte

Perched precariously on the edge…

21 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:57:50am

re: #18 erik_t

It’s a little amusing to me that W’s only commendable action, and the comparison to St. Reagan, is that they’re both busy cutting down trees.

It’s to show that Ronnie & W are “manly men” whereas Obama is a “girly girl.”

Very common wingnut meme is to selectively find flattering pictures of their heroes and put them next to unflattering pictures of people they don’t like. See also: “Conservative women are HOT!” meme. For some reason Pam Geller never appears in these montages.

22 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:58:32am

re: #21 Vicious Babushka

It’s to show that Ronnie & W are “manly men” whereas Obama is a “girly girl.”

Very common wingnut meme is to selectively find flattering pictures of their heroes and put them next to unflattering pictures of people they don’t like. See also: “Conservative women are HOT!” meme. For some reason Pam Geller never appears in these montages.

And yet Ann Coulter does somehow.

23 jaunte  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:58:43am

re: #20 A Mom Anon

Down at the bottom of the canyon; then visitors could examine all of that “Flood geology” during the hike in.

24 Dr Lizardo  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:59:42am

OT, but an update on the flooding situation here in the Czech Republic.

The Vltava (Moldau) River running through Prague is currently at a rate of 3000 cubic meters per second. It’s normal rate is 240 cubic meters per second. So they’re getting panicky in Prague; the Vltava has yet to crest, which should happen in the next day or so.

The Labe (Elbe) River has flooded several towns in its path, including - once again - Mělnik, which lies at the confluence of the Vltava and Elbe Rivers.

So far, 7 dead, and some 9,000 forced to leave their homes. The most affected areas are Southern and Central Bohemia, with some areas of Southern Moravia affected as well. My neck of the woods, Moravian Silesia, has escaped any flooding thus far.

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26 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 11:59:49am

re: #9 Vicious Babushka

DERP

As opposed to standing around with a glass of wine in hand while wearing a blue snuggie.

27 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:00:00pm

re: #23 jaunte

Down at the bottom of the canyon; then visitors could examine all of that “Flood geology” during the hike in.

“This whole canyon was formed in a matter of hour less than 5000 years ago…”

28 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:00:44pm

HORRIBLE

29 HappyWarrior  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:00:48pm

re: #21 Vicious Babushka

It’s to show that Ronnie & W are “manly men” whereas Obama is a “girly girl.”

Very common wingnut meme is to selectively find flattering pictures of their heroes and put them next to unflattering pictures of people they don’t like. See also: “Conservative women are HOT!” meme. For some reason Pam Geller never appears in these montages.

So in other words, wingnut memes are in their maturity level akin to that of 12 year olds and I apologize to anyone here with a twelve year child, grandchild, nephew/niece.

30 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:02:24pm

re: #23 jaunte

Down at the bottom of the canyon; then visitors could examine all of that “Flood geology” during the hike in.

I was thinking close to the edge of the Grand Canyon where it’s so close you can push it over a cliff and into the canyon with one hand. Unoccupied of course.

31 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:04:25pm

re: #21 Vicious Babushka

It’s to show that Ronnie & W are “manly men” whereas Obama is a “girly girl.”

Very common wingnut meme is to selectively find flattering pictures of their heroes and put them next to unflattering pictures of people they don’t like. See also: “Conservative women are HOT!” meme. For some reason Pam Geller never appears in these montages.

For some reason though Debbie Schlussel always shows up in those montages.

32 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:05:42pm

At least they get animatronic dinosaurs. All we get locally is this:

A visit to the creation museum

You arrive and drive through heavy black iron gates and walk past a few cheesy dino sculptures in front. These include a miniature T. rex based on the outdated concept with tail dragging behind it. (At least they don’t claim that the predatory dinos ate coconuts. not meat, with their long sharp teeth, as Ken Ham’s museum does). There is a Galapagos tortoise model, a small ankylosaur, and a replica of a dinosaur egg nest, with the false statement that dinosaurs did not take care of their young (long ago debunked by Jack Horner’s Maiasaura nests in Montana). Once inside, there is a lobby with a reception desk and a gift shop which has more products from Ken Ham’s organization than it does from the old ICR gang. The docent that Ross and Carrie wanted to interview was already inside giving a tour, so we headed right in.

The very first exhibit set the pattern of the whole museum: large display object, with several placards with way too many words in tiny type that no one can read, full of creationist lies and misstatements. In this case, it was a huge slab of orthoceratid nautiloids and goniatite ammonoids (both misidentified) from the fossil mines of the Devonian Tindouf Basin of Morocco; these fossils are ubiquitous among the commercial fossil dealers and rock shops these days. The text of the placard claimed they were all lined up by the Great Flood! Ironically, the creationists were bamboozled by the Moroccans here, because real paleontologists know from experience that these big Moroccan fossil slabs (where the fossils are nicely spaced out and lined up and all of the same size) are fakes made of real fossils cast into a cleverly disguised concrete base. They could be an “art object” as they are sold in many places, but they are not a natural assemblage—and the “orientation” of the long nautiloids was done by Moroccan craftsmen, not by the Great Flood. Yet another irony: creationists mock paleontologists for the rare instances where they were fooled by a hoax—but this museum features a hoaxed specimen in its first exhibit, with a creationist interpretation, yet the creationists are not competent enough in paleontology to spot a hoax when they bought one!

33 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:06:06pm

re: #31 Gus

For some reason though Debbie Schlussel always shows up in those montages.

She does not really look like that.

34 HappyWarrior  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:07:05pm

These montages always look like they were done by a kid in preparation for the homecoming game where you do everything to emphasize how awesome your team is and how much the other team sucks.

35 wrenchwench  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:09:09pm

re: #23 jaunte

Down at the bottom of the canyon; then visitors could examine all of that “Flood geology” during the hike in.

The creationist I know got into a big argument with one of his fellow hikers at the bottom of the Grand Canyon, after walking down through all that geology.

If your world view is not fact-based, facts will have no effect.

36 Dr Lizardo  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:09:12pm

Here’s some aerial footage of the affected areas.

ceskatelevize.cz

37 jaunte  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:09:24pm

The Creationist Museum’s Eve manikin evolved Crystal Gayle hair.

38 darthstar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:16:47pm

re: #36 Dr Lizardo

Here’s some aerial footage of the affected areas.

ceskatelevize.cz

I’ve got a friend in Prague right now…last time she was there was in 2002 during that flood. Talk about shitty vacation timing.

39 wrenchwench  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:17:19pm

re: #3 mhcrabtree01

Welcome, hatchling.

40 Dr Lizardo  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:18:20pm

re: #38 darthstar

I’ve got a friend in Prague right now…last time she was there was in 2002 during that flood. Talk about shitty vacation timing.

That is indeed shitty vacation timing, not to mention an uncanny coincidence.

Speaking of ‘shitty’, the wastewater treatment facilities that service Prague have just completely failed.

41 Bulworth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:18:34pm
some experiment that on the surface seems to disagree with the word of God

That’s always the catch. Nothing ever disagrees with the word of God. It’s only a matter of “some experiment” that “on the surface”, “seems” to disagree, etc.

42 calochortus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:19:58pm

re: #9 Vicious Babushka

DERP

I know which one I’d rather be married to-if I wasn’t already married of course…

43 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:20:01pm
44 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:20:48pm

A Scientist Visits a Creationist Republican Museum

Fixed!

45 HappyWarrior  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:20:50pm

re: #43 Vicious Babushka

Zing.

46 Dr Lizardo  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:21:49pm

re: #38 darthstar

I’ve got a friend in Prague right now…last time she was there was in 2002 during that flood. Talk about shitty vacation timing.

Oh, and if by chance she’s staying in Prague 8 - Karlin - it’s highly likely she’s about to get evacuated. The Prague authorities are now thinking of evacuating the entire district.

47 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:22:13pm
48 darthstar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:22:21pm

re: #46 Dr Lizardo

Oh, and if by chance she’s staying in Prague 8 - Karlin - it’s highly likely she’s about to get evacuated. The Prague authorities are now thinking of evacuating the entire district.

She’s staying in a home on higher ground.

49 sagehen  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:23:42pm

re: #1 RealityBasedSteve

If we find some experiment that on the surface seems to disagree with the word of God, we go with the word of God. That’s the money quote for me.

RBS
Words… I just don’t have them for this.

That’s not just bad science, it’s also bad theology.

Maimonodes told us a thousand years ago, if actual evidence in the real world contradicts what you thought the scripture says, if it contradicts what you thought was the word of God… then the scripture doesn’t actually say what you thought it said. You’re reading it wrong.

50 erik_t  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:25:28pm

re: #49 sagehen

also

“The truth of our faith becomes a matter of ridicule among the infidels if any Catholic, not gifted with the necessary scientific learning, presents as dogma what scientific scrutiny shows to be false.”

I’m sure St. Thomas would be willing to generalize to Christian, had there been more than one kind at the time.

51 Dr Lizardo  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:25:42pm

re: #48 darthstar

She’s staying in a home on higher ground.

Good to hear. Karlin has become somewhat popular with tourists in recent years.

Bad timing for the Czech Republic; June is a big month for tourism, and tourism counts over here - it’s a pretty good sized revenue generator, and a lot of my former students work in tourism-related industries.

No tourists; they lose their jobs.

52 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:26:40pm
53 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:26:53pm

re: #50 erik_t

also

I’m sure St. Thomas would be willing to generalize to Christian, had there been more than one kind at the time.

Aquinas was a well known liberal with communistic tendencies.

54 HappyWarrior  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:27:02pm

re: #49 sagehen

That’s not just bad science, it’s also bad theology.

Maimonodes told us a thousand years ago, if actual evidence in the real world contradicts what you thought the scripture says, if it contradicts what you thought was the word of God… then the scripture doesn’t actually say what you thought it said. You’re reading it wrong.

Always amazing to read how guys like Maimonodes and Aquinas lived centuries ago and yet had a more forward way of looking at the world than many people here in 2013.But I suppose that is why we still discuss them today because they were ahead of their time.

55 HappyWarrior  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:28:47pm

re: #51 Dr Lizardo

Good to hear. Karlin has become somewhat popular with tourists in recent years.

Bad timing for the Czech Republic; June is a big month for tourism, and tourism counts over here - it’s a pretty good sized revenue generator, and a lot of my former students work in tourism-related industries.

No tourists; they lose their jobs.

I was over there in a June too or really really late May. I’d go over in a heartbeat and do the tourist thing if I had the money. Loved the CR and its people.

56 darthstar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:29:19pm

re: #52 Gus

Splodey heads!

Treat her nice, or she’ll fuck you up.

57 Dr Lizardo  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:30:44pm

re: #54 HappyWarrior

Always amazing to read how guys like Maimonodes and Aquinas lived centuries ago and yet had a more forward way of looking at the world than many people here in 2013.But I suppose that is why we still discuss them today because they were ahead of their time/

Even Averroes - Ibn Rushd. He’s considered to be quite influential on Western thinkers. He’s called the ‘founding father of secular thought in Western Europe’.

Lived in the 12th Century. And still way more forward thinking than what passes for “conservative intellectuals” nowadays.

58 GunstarGreen  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:30:55pm

re: #29 HappyWarrior

So in other words, wingnut memes are in their maturity level akin to that of 12 year olds and I apologize to anyone here with a twelve year child, grandchild, nephew/niece.

Thorough examination of most Right-Wing ‘humor’ shows itself to be on a gradeschool level of maturity/development.

See Also: The Republican obsession with coming up with ‘clever’ nicknames for their political opponents (Nobama, Obummer, etc.), which stopped being funny or interesting for properly-functioning humans around or before the 5th grade.

59 Ian G.  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:31:22pm

re: #54 HappyWarrior

It’s like how people say “the music/movies today are terrible compared to what was around back in the day”. No, there was plenty of dreck back then too, it’s just that “The Godfather” or “Exile on Main Street” stood the test of time.

We remember Maimonodes and Thomas Aquinas because they were brilliant in any era. For every one of them, I’m sure there were thousands of people who were the medieval equivalent of the creation museum dude.

60 calochortus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:31:39pm

As so often seems to happen, the creationists have an astrophysicist discussing paleontology. Now, he ought to understand the scientific method and all that, but his field isn’t particularly close to what he purports to be working on.

All scientists are totally interchangeable!

61 HappyWarrior  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:32:11pm

re: #59 Ian G.

It’s like how people say “the music/movies today are terrible compared to what was around back in the day”. No, there was plenty of dreck back then too, it’s just that “The Godfather” or “Exile on Main Street” stood the test of time.

We remember Maimonodes and Thomas Aquinas because they were brilliant in any era. For every one of them, I’m sure there were thousands of people who were the medieval equivalent of the creation museum dude.

Very true but let’s face it the 1970’s were a great time for movies and music.

62 Dr Lizardo  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:33:04pm

re: #55 HappyWarrior

I was over there in a June too or really really late May. I’d go over in a heartbeat and do the tourist thing if I had the money. Loved the CR and its people.

It’s great here. I’ve been living here for 12 years now; I love it.

One month, just to see if I could swing it in Ostrava, I set myself a budget of $500. After rent, utilities, groceries, ciggies, occasional entertainment, and minor sundry expenses, I still had $12 left at the end of the month.

Not bad.

63 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:35:52pm

As if my state doesn’t have enough to be embarrassed about with the Creation Museum, we also have Arkencounter in the works, supported by tax dollars ($43 million in tax breaks).

grumble, grumble…

64 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:36:08pm

LOL!

In the focus group research conducted in January 2013, the young ‘winnable’ Obama voters were asked to say what words came to mind when they heard ‘Republican Party.’ The responses were brutal: closed-minded, racist, rigid, old-fashioned.”

These are the young voters the GOP thinks they can win over?

65 erik_t  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:36:42pm

re: #64 Kragar

And the pitch jusssssst a little outside…

66 GunstarGreen  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:36:44pm

re: #64 Kragar

LOL!

These are the young voters the GOP thinks they can win over?

They just need some more rebranding, that’s all.

67 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:36:53pm
68 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:37:30pm

I see. Now “conservative” outreach is extending to a mistrust of naturalized citizens. Nothing that new really.

69 GeneJockey  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:38:11pm

re: #67 Gus

Wait, isn’t that like telling someone everything you say is a lie?

70 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:38:35pm

re: #66 GunstarGreen

They just need some more rebranding, that’s all.

“The odds of me voting for you are a million to one.”
“So, you’re saying I’ve got a chance.”

71 calochortus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:39:35pm

re: #69 GeneJockey

Wait, isn’t that like telling someone everything you say is a lie?

Exactly like it.

72 HappyWarrior  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:39:47pm

re: #65 erik_t

And the pitch jusssssst a little outside…

The GOP: Alienating voters for a whole new generation. If you think they’re alienating the millennials (my generation), they’re going to alienate the next one even more but I’m sure they don’t think that’s a problem because so many of them have convinced themselves that the current generation just spoiled and knows nothing.

73 iossarian  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:41:49pm

re: #69 GeneJockey

Wait, isn’t that like telling someone everything you say is a lie?

“If I asked you which door led to freedom, what would you say?”

74 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:41:56pm

re: #69 GeneJockey

Wait, isn’t that like telling someone everything you say is a lie?

Patriots.

75 HappyWarrior  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:42:00pm

re: #67 Gus

Oh for fuck sake. Just declare yourselves the second coming of the Know Nothing Party and be done with it now.

76 GeneJockey  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:42:02pm

re: #64 Kragar

“The responses were brutal: closed-minded, racist, rigid, old-fashioned.”

Let’s just use different adjectives!

Close minded = consistent,

Racist = Selective,

Rigid = reliable,

Old Fashioned = Classic!
//

77 calochortus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:42:40pm

re: #72 HappyWarrior

A relative of mine in his late 30s was telling me the other day how people feel “entitled” these days-not like the old days… I asked him when, precisely, a bunch of people didn’t feel they were special, but sadly he couldn’t provide an example. I don’t suppose I actually made him change his mind though.

78 Targetpractice  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:42:50pm

re: #64 Kragar

LOL!

These are the young voters the GOP thinks they can win over?

Like an overbearing parent, all they can think when they look at young voters is “They’ll come around.” “Give’em a few years, when they got a job, kids, and a mortgage, and then they’ll see things our way.”

79 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:43:26pm

re: #76 GeneJockey

re: #64 Kragar

Let’s just use different adjectives!

Close minded = consistent,

Racist = Selective,

Rigid = reliable,

Old Fashioned = Classic!
//

Youtube Video

80 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:44:09pm

re: #75 HappyWarrior

Oh for fuck sake. Just declare yourselves the second coming of the Know Nothing Party and be done with it now.

Whites only.

81 Targetpractice  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:44:13pm

re: #76 GeneJockey

re: #64 Kragar

Let’s just use different adjectives!

Close minded = consistent,

Racist = Selective,

Rigid = reliable,

Old Fashioned = Classic!
//

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Seriously, that’s exactly how they look at it. You tell them that they’re a bunch of close-minded morons and they take it as a compliment because it means they’re “true to their beliefs” and “men of principle.”

82 GeneJockey  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:44:52pm

re: #78 Targetpractice

Like an overbearing parent, all they can think when they look at young voters is “They’ll come around.” “Give’em a few years, when they got a job, kids, and a mortgage, and then they’ll see things our way.”

Right: “A Conservative is a Liberal who’s been mugged”.

Of course, “A Liberal is a Conservative who’s been unemployed”.

Except Craig T. Nelson, of course. He’s just an idiot.

83 Stephen T.  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:45:40pm

re: #72 HappyWarrior

The GOP: Alienating voters for a whole new generation. If you think they’re alienating the millennials (my generation), they’re going to alienate the next one even more but I’m sure they don’t think that’s a problem because so many of them have convinced themselves that the current generation just spoiled and knows nothing.

Many of them have convinced themselves that there won’t be a generation after, they believe we are living in the End Times and the Rapture will be here before it matters.

That, or they know they’ll be dead by then so it won’t matter either.

84 sagehen  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:46:15pm

re: #61 HappyWarrior

Very true but let’s face it the 1970’s were a great time for movies and music.

1939 was *the* year for movies.

1973 was *the* year for albums.

85 HappyWarrior  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:47:45pm

re: #77 calochortus

A relative of mine in his late 30s was telling me the other day how people feel “entitled” these days-not like the old days… I asked him when, precisely, a bunch of people didn’t feel they were special, but sadly he couldn’t provide an example. I don’t suppose I actually made him change his mind though.

Most annoying is seeing politicians like Paul Ryan who benefited personally through things like Pell Grants, student loans, etc try to cut them. It’s like “Sorry we got ours but you have to fend for yourself.” One Republican Congressman even tried to sell higher interest rates on loans as a way of teaching kids that personal responsibility is cool. Got to love that message. And they wonder why we hate their fucked up joke of a party by and large.

86 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:48:49pm

re: #82 GeneJockey

Right: “A Conservative is a Liberal who’s been mugged”.

Of course, “A Liberal is a Conservative who’s been unemployed”.

Except Craig T. Nelson, of course. He’s just an idiot.

Yeah, poor guy. If only someone had helped him out when he was on food stamps and welfare.

87 sagehen  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:48:50pm

re: #82 GeneJockey

Right: “A Conservative is a Liberal who’s been mugged”.

Of course, “A Liberal is a Conservative who’s been unemployed”.

Except Craig T. Nelson, of course. He’s just an idiot.

And a libertarian is a conservative who smokes pot.

88 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:49:00pm

re: #82 GeneJockey

Right: “A Conservative is a Liberal who’s been mugged”.

Of course, “A Liberal is a Conservative who’s been unemployed”.

Except Craig T. Nelson, of course. He’s just an idiot.

Crow T. Robot > Craig T. Nelson.

89 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:49:05pm

GOP Report Warns of Party’s Apocalypse With Young Voters

Obviously, the evidence must be wrong because they listen to God.

90 Ian G.  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:49:31pm

re: #78 Targetpractice

Like an overbearing parent, all they can think when they look at young voters is “They’ll come around.” “Give’em a few years, when they got a job, kids, and a mortgage, and then they’ll see things our way.”

I’m not sure why, the moment I have kids and a mortgage, I’m supposed to suddenly hate gays, believe global warming is a hoax, or think cutting spending will magically increase GDP, but then again, I’m not part of the GOP’s “braintrust”.

91 aagcobb  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:50:01pm

re: #67 Gus

De Silva should clearly self-deport, since he has told us we simply can’t trust him.

92 GeneJockey  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:50:11pm

re: #88 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

Crow T. Robot > Craig T. Nelson.

“Oh, wait! Here it is: Breach hull, all die. Even underlined it.”

93 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:50:18pm

re: #89 Kragar

GOP Report Warns of Party’s Apocalypse With Young Voters

Obviously, the evidence must be wrong because they listen to God.

Clearly that GOP report was financed by Soros.

94 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:51:06pm

re: #88 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

Crow T. Robot > Craig T. Nelson.

Crow is quite the dancer

Youtube Video

95 calochortus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:51:22pm

re: #85 HappyWarrior

That’s the problem with entitlement-one always deserves the things one gets, but others are often less deserving.

96 HappyWarrior  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:51:24pm

re: #82 GeneJockey

Right: “A Conservative is a Liberal who’s been mugged”.

Of course, “A Liberal is a Conservative who’s been unemployed”.

Except Craig T. Nelson, of course. He’s just an idiot.

No one helped me out when I was on welfare! Didn’t he pretty much say that? I wanted someone to smack the dude because it was just so stupid. And then there was the one Republican congresswoman who argued against increasing the minimum wage using the rate she got as a teenager which adjusted for inflation is more than what it is now. I think conservatives at their core are people who hate the government but yet want the government to be the enforcer of their morality. It’s a twisted marriage between Biblical literalism and Ayn Rand Objectivism.

97 Bulworth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:51:31pm

re: #67 Gus

You know who else can’t be trusted? College students and anyone under 30.

Also, too: womenz.


//

98 HappyWarrior  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:52:23pm

re: #97 Bulworth

You know who else can’t be trusted? College students and anyone under 30.

Also, too: womenz.

//

Ah the GOP version of the Yippies, don’t trust anyone under 30.

99 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:52:24pm

re: #97 Bulworth

You know who else can’t be trusted? College students and anyone under 30.

Also, too: womenz.

//

Melanin: the pigment of deceit

100 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:52:35pm

re: #94 Kragar

Crow would make a great Senator.

“If my learned friend will refer to my butt, he will encounter something that will interest him.”

101 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:52:49pm

Sidebar.

102 GeneJockey  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:53:47pm

re: #77 calochortus

A relative of mine in his late 30s was telling me the other day how people feel “entitled” these days-not like the old days… I asked him when, precisely, a bunch of people didn’t feel they were special, but sadly he couldn’t provide an example. I don’t suppose I actually made him change his mind though.

Conseervatives all pine for a golden age that didn’t actually exist - The America I Grew Up In.

Which for most of them was a time of high taxes, strong labor movement, increasing regulation etc. Not to mention rampant sexism and racism.

103 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:54:06pm

re: #100 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

Crow would make a great Senator.

“If my learned friend will refer to my butt, he will encounter something that will interest him.”

Crow has some suggestions for Japan.

Youtube Video

104 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:54:54pm

“Are you Luxemburg?”
“No.”
“THEN SHUT UP!”

105 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:55:42pm

Yup

How is the afternoon going?

106 HappyWarrior  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:56:24pm

So yeah conservatism has gone from government works best on a local scale to now being government always bad but please let me hang the 10 commandments on the court house. It’s that kind of shit that made Goldwater embarrassed with the movement he helped to create.

107 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:57:15pm

re: #104 Kragar

New Whitehouse switchboard message:

Hi. This is the human race. We’re not in right now. Please speak clearly after the sound of the bomb.

108 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:57:23pm

My daughter’s favorite MSTie is Crow.

109 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:58:30pm

re: #108 Kragar

One of the most interesting things to do with MST3K fans is ask them to describe how Tom and Crow are different.

110 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:58:34pm

re: #107 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

New Whitehouse switchboard message:

Crow takes the stand:

Youtube Video

111 Lidane  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:59:38pm

re: #1 RealityBasedSteve

If we find some experiment that on the surface seems to disagree with the word of God, we go with the word of God.

Because really, who needs reason and free will?

112 lawhawk  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 12:59:50pm

re: #63 Backwoods_Sleuth

Yeah, Kentucky extended a tax credit program just to support the Creationists’ attempt at a theme park. But the backers of the park haven’t been able to raise enough funds to get it going. The tax credit program might sunset without them taking advantage of that, though I expect them to lobby to get it extended so they can get this done on taxpayer dime.

113 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:00:01pm

re: #110 Kragar

Crow reads from “Love’s Sweet Throbbing Gondola”.

Would be best filibuster ever.

Youtube Video

114 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:00:24pm

re: #111 Lidane

Because really, who needs reason and free will?

Don’t make me bring Rush into this.
/

115 Targetpractice  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:00:30pm

re: #109 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

One of the most interesting things to do with MST3K fans is ask them to describe how Tom and Crow are different.

Tom has an underwear collection?

116 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:01:19pm

re: #113 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

Crow reads from “Love’s Sweet Throbbing Gondola”.

Would be best filibuster ever.

Crow as the Llama

Youtube Video

117 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:01:57pm

Local police were walking around the neighborhood today. I asked them what was up. Kids setting off Drain Bombs?

Never heard of such a thing. After they explained, I told the cops I thought it sound like a lot of fun. I probably shouldn’t have.

118 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:02:32pm

re: #116 Kragar

Oh god, the Llama.

MST3K is what I point to when British people claim superiority in comedy. MST3K has got nothing like it.

119 Mattand  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:03:10pm

re: #109 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

One of the most interesting things to do with MST3K fans is ask them to describe how Tom and Crow are different.

Yeah, I’ll bite.

Servo is more self-confident and brash, which often gets him into trouble. He also has a lovely singing voice to boot (pun intended).

Crow is a little more laid back but gets rattled easier than Tom.

120 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:03:50pm

So, this Mystery Science Theatre thingy is something I should know about?

121 Bulworth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:04:21pm

re: #67 Gus

“While some critics may hurl any accusation at Obama without any rhyme or reason, my assertion that he is a Third World thinker is based on my unapologetic patriotism for America and my own immigrant experience.”

Yes, that is some very strong facts there. //

122 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:04:47pm

re: #119 Mattand

But Tom has absolutely epic meltdowns, too, which turn his confidence into an inverse powerdive into nihilism.

123 Bulworth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:05:07pm

re: #111 Lidane

That must be some liberal, secular, Sharia law thing. /

124 Targetpractice  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:05:29pm

re: #120 FemNaziBitch

So, this Mystery Science Theatre thingy is something I should know about?

Good place to start.

Come…join us…//

125 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:05:31pm

re: #109 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

One of the most interesting things to do with MST3K fans is ask them to describe how Tom and Crow are different.

Tom was the composed wry one.
Crow was the impatient cynical one.

126 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:06:09pm

re: #124 Targetpractice

Good place to start.

Come…join us…//

OMG! I will never watch all those. Are there a few I should definitely know about?

127 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:06:37pm

Crow is THE SCREAMING SKULL!

Youtube Video

128 Targetpractice  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:07:17pm

re: #126 FemNaziBitch

OMG! I will never watch all those. Are there a few I should definitely know about?

I’d recommend Manos…but I’m not that sadistic.

129 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:07:44pm

re: #125 Kragar

Tom was the composed wry one.
Crow was the impatient cynical one.

Tom’s composure sometimes suffered.

Youtube Video

130 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:07:57pm

re: #124 Targetpractice

Good place to start.

Come…join us…//

I just have every episode burned to my hard drive for convenience.

131 Mattand  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:08:07pm

re: #120 FemNaziBitch

So, this Mystery Science Theatre thingy is something I should know about?

Yes. And studies have shown you’re a terrible person if you don’t.

Science, you know.

Here’s the low down.

It live on in RiffTrax and Cinematic Titanic, although CT is hanging it up this year.

132 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:08:18pm

re: #126 FemNaziBitch

OMG! I will never watch all those. Are there a few I should definitely know about?

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, because at least you have Raul Julia.

133 Lidane  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:08:54pm

re: #114 Kragar

Don’t make me bring Rush into this.
/

No need. I started singing the song in my head as soon as I wrote that. Heh.

134 Bulworth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:09:17pm
It is not your naturalization certificate that makes you an American — the certificate only makes you a U.S. citizen. Rather, what makes you an American is your unconditional belief this is your country.

So documentation alone won’t do it then. Rather a new super loyalty oath requiring an unapologetic affirmation of American Exceptionalism is needed.

In addition, a test must be passed, 100%, providing the correct answers to questions selected, and answers judged by, a non-bi-partisan group, like the tea party patriots.

//

135 Mattand  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:09:24pm

re: #128 Targetpractice

I’d recommend Manos…but I’m not that sadistic.

Worse than Manos? Skydivers, I say. As TV’s Frank described it, the movie is like Manos, only without the lucid plot.

136 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:09:55pm

My faith in young people is proven once again:

upworthy.com

137 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:10:32pm

Twitter go down?

138 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:11:04pm

re: #128 Targetpractice

I’d recommend Manos…but I’m not that sadistic.

Space Mutiny.
Riding with Death

One of my favorites: Agent for H.A.R.M
Girl: “Are you coming or do I swim alone?”
Crow: “Yes and yes.”

139 Targetpractice  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:11:17pm

re: #137 Gus

Twitter go down?

Twitter’s down? Oh dear God, work might actually get done! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!

//

140 darthstar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:12:04pm

re: #64 Kragar

You say “closed-minded, rigid, racist and old fashioned” like it’s a bad thing.

141 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:12:35pm

re: #135 Mattand

Worse than Manos? Skydivers, I say. As TV’s Frank described it, the movie is like Manos, only without the lucid plot.

Perhaps “Starfighters”

Anyone up for some… refueling?

142 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:12:38pm

re: #139 Targetpractice

Twitter’s down? Oh dear God, work might actually get done! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!

//

Why you say that? I was about to mother fuck Michael Hastings! ;) //

143 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:13:03pm

re: #138 Kragar

Space Mutiny.
Riding with Death

One of my favorites: Agent for H.A.R.M
Girl: “Are you coming or do I swim alone?”
Crow: “Yes and yes.”

OK, I’ll check-it out.

Strange it’s a been around since 1988 and I’ve never heard of it?

144 Targetpractice  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:13:33pm

re: #138 Kragar

Space Mutiny.
Riding with Death

One of my favorites: Agent for H.A.R.M
Girl: “Are you coming or do I swim alone?”
Crow: “Yes and yes.”

Blast Hardcheese!

145 Bulworth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:14:02pm

re: #142 Gus

the twitters isn’t reloading for me on my stupid Obamasmart phone.

146 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:14:05pm

re: #136 FemNaziBitch

That was Awesome.

147 Romantic Heretic  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:14:10pm

re: #54 HappyWarrior

Always amazing to read how guys like Maimonodes and Aquinas lived centuries ago and yet had a more forward way of looking at the world than many people here in 2013.But I suppose that is why we still discuss them today because they were ahead of their time.

That’s because for some people thinking is hard, and admitting that they’re wrong is even harder.

So ‘Word of God’ because you can’t argue with God.

148 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:14:14pm

MST3K - Why Study Industrial Arts?!

Youtube Video

149 darthstar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:14:30pm

Tourist spot #437 of the top 100 places to take your mother in San Francisco.

Image: 977351_10151652127873024_1379406768_o.jpg

OMFGSTRIPPERS!!!

150 Ian G.  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:14:36pm

re: #128 Targetpractice

I’d recommend Manos…but I’m not that sadistic.

Do not start with Manos, it’s way too painful.

Warrior of the Lost World, Hobgoblins, or The Final Sacrifice would be great places to start.

151 Mattand  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:15:28pm

re: #150 Ian G.

Do not start with Manos, it’s way too painful.

Warrior of the Lost World, Hobgoblins, or The Final Sacrifice would be great places to start.

Hobgoblins? Good Lord, man, what kind of monster are you?

152 Lidane  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:15:31pm

re: #135 Mattand

Worse than Manos? Skydivers, I say. As TV’s Frank described it, the movie is like Manos, only without the lucid plot.

Monster A-Go Go. It’s like Manos, but without the interesting characters, nice costumes, and Shining type moment at the end.

You’re welcome.

153 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:16:13pm

re: #151 Mattand

Hobgoblins? Good Lord, man, what kind of monster are you?

Go straight to the most creepy with Touch of Satan.

154 Targetpractice  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:16:27pm

If you have Netflix, there’s also MST3K: The Movie on there. Might be a bit digestible, as This Island Earth is pretty tame by their standards.

155 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:17:16pm

re: #154 Targetpractice

All of MST3k is on youtube and google video.

156 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:17:24pm

re: #151 Mattand

Hobgoblins? Good Lord, man, what kind of monster are you?

Its Coily the Spring Sprite!

“NO SPRINGS!” *whistle*

157 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:18:04pm

re: #132 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, because at least you have Raul Julia.

Raul Julia —now that man has some mojo!

158 Targetpractice  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:18:09pm

“‘This Island Earth’ can be yours, if the price is right!”

159 Ian G.  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:18:41pm

re: #151 Mattand

Hobgoblins? Good Lord, man, what kind of monster are you?

C’mon, remember the hand-to-hand combat “training” scene with the gardening tools? That’s a classic!

And don’t forget the rockin’ soundtrack from Club Scum!

160 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:19:24pm

re: #157 FemNaziBitch

Raul Julia —now that man has some mojo!

Here. Watch and enjoy:

Youtube Video

161 Mattand  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:20:03pm

re: #143 FemNaziBitch

OK, I’ll check-it out.

Strange it’s a been around since 1988 and I’ve never heard of it?

The show really is the living embodiment of cult TV. It never really broke through to a mainstream audience.

What is amazing, though, is how broad the audience’s age range is. I was at the theater broadcast of Birdemic, and the guy next to me, at best, was maybe 1 year old when MST3K debuted.

Good God, I’m old…

162 Mattand  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:20:35pm

re: #156 Kragar

Its Coily the Spring Sprite!

“NO SPRINGS!” *whistle*

In the coming apocalypse, you’ll be the first to die!

163 Mattand  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:21:14pm

re: #159 Ian G.

C’mon, remember the hand-to-hand combat “training” scene with the gardening tools? That’s a classic!

And don’t forget the rockin’ soundtrack from Club Scum!

“Paint my muscle car PRUNE color, please!”

164 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:21:41pm

re: #161 Mattand

A friend of mine in his thirties is dating a 21 year old girl, and his defense is that she gets more MST3K jokes than he does, so she’s obviously actually older than him.

165 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:21:48pm

re: #162 Mattand

In the coming apocalypse, you’ll be the first to die!

NO SPRINGS!

Youtube Video

166 Targetpractice  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:22:27pm

re: #161 Mattand

The show really is the living embodiment of cult TV. It never really broke through to a mainstream audience.

What is amazing, though, is how broad the audience’s age range is. I was at the theater broadcast of Birdemic, and the guy next to me, at best, was maybe 1 year old when MST3K debuted.

Good God, I’m old…

I only caught it at the tail end of the Scifi run, and then in reruns for years afterwards. And now I feel old.

167 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:23:00pm

OK, home improvement geeks.

Saw this lady on pinterest who plasticized paper with silicone and then sewed with it.

So, for my bookbinding project, I thought that the plasticized paper would work well for my endsheets and the spine part where the edges of the bound papers kinda fan out.

In the tutorial pictures (not video) we only were shown the tip of the silicone and it looked like a regular caulk tube tip. So I go to the store and check out the silicone caulk products.

I decide on one that is in a regular tube (because caulk guns are a PITA and I don’t want to buy that much). Indoor, outdoor, clear, dries to touch in 3 hours -totally in 24. Anyway, it worked well, but not really. It is too “tacky” or rubbery to the touch. won’t work well for my purposes.

Can you think of any other product that might fit the description of “silicone” that would end up smooth and not tacky?

168 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:23:32pm

re: #167 FemNaziBitch

Some kind of epoxy?

169 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:24:19pm

MST3K - Are You Ready for Marriage?

Youtube Video

170 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:28:24pm

re: #167 FemNaziBitch


How about making a glaze of white glue (like Elmer’s) mixed with water? I use that on ceramics as a glossy finish and it dries very well. You could do multiple applications (letting it dry in between coats) to get the heft you like.

171 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:29:24pm

re: #168 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

Some kind of epoxy?

No, I don’t think a two-part system would work.

I just don’t want to buy every silicone product out there to figure out which will works best. It has to be smooth and pliable.

I know it’s a caulk type product because of the tip that was shown in the pictures.

I might try what I bought again but put a very, very, minute thin layer on.

172 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:29:46pm

re: #167 FemNaziBitch

You could also try RTV silicone.

173 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:30:07pm

re: #170 Backwoods_Sleuth

How about making a glaze of white glue (like Elmer’s) mixed with water? I use that on ceramics as a glossy finish and it dries very well. You could do multiple applications (letting it dry in between coats) to get the heft you like.

oh, and the glue/water mixture dries clear.

174 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:30:23pm

re: #170 Backwoods_Sleuth

How about making a glaze of white glue (like Elmer’s) mixed with water? I use that on ceramics as a glossy finish and it dries very well. You could do multiple applications (letting it dry in between coats) to get the heft you like.

It’s not waterproof. I’d still have to seal it.

I have a gallon of Elmer’s. It’s great stuff, but it’s not for permanent applications.

175 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:31:59pm

re: #174 FemNaziBitch

how about gesso? You can get that from an art supply store. It’s waterproof and dries clear.

176 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:32:15pm

re: #172 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

You could also try RTV silicone.

I almost bought that one. Instead I tried this. only a smaller tube.

177 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:32:43pm

re: #175 Backwoods_Sleuth

how about gesso? You can get that from an art supply store. It’s waterproof and dries clear.

true. I have clear wall primer as well —it’s basically the same thing. I think I’ll try that next before I buy anything else. I want something that will saturate the paper —and primer will do that.

178 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:33:36pm

re: #176 FemNaziBitch

I almost bought that one. Instead I tried this. only a smaller tube.

Only one customer review:

GE Premium Waterproof Silicone is the worst caulk I have ever used. I have been using various types of caulking for 30 years and have never had difficulty smoothing out the bead with my finger and cleaning up the residue with a paper towel or rag. This does not work with this product. It starts to smooth out but leaves a residue everywhere you don’t want it and is impossible to remove with soap and water or any solvent I have. Supposedly it will “flake off” once dry. Great! I’ve been removing as much as I can so I can start over with another product and have concluded that my tile job is now a disaster. I think in their attempt to make a product that dries quickly, GE has made it impossible to work with. Shame on you GE!

179 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:33:52pm

re: #177 FemNaziBitch

true. I have clear wall primer as well —it’s basically the same thing.

worth a try!

180 Targetpractice  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:34:24pm

See, this is what I love about LGF, we can be discussing MST3K and then just as suddenly turn to arts and crafts. Just be mindful to wear your seatbelt so’s you don’t get whiplash.

181 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:34:44pm

re: #178 Vicious Babushka

Only one customer review:

Sounds like that person doesn’t know how to apply caulk.

I think it would work fine around a tub or something, Just not for what I am trying to do with it.

182 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:35:16pm

re: #180 Targetpractice

See, this is what I love about LGF, we can be discussing MST3K and then just as suddenly turn to arts and crafts. Just be mindful to wear your seatbelt so’s you don’t get whiplash.

Hey, art IS SCIENCE!

183 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:36:05pm

re: #182 FemNaziBitch

Hey, art IS SCIENCE!

and they are LIBERAL!

184 darthstar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:36:22pm

re: #180 Targetpractice

See, this is what I love about LGF, we can be discussing MST3K and then just as suddenly turn to arts and crafts. Just be mindful to wear your seatbelt so’s you don’t get whiplash.

So I’m thinking about getting into decoupage…are there any good online classes I can take? I’m really good at cutting and pasting. Decoupage is a French word for Fox News Reporting, right?

185 Decatur Deb  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:37:03pm

re: #181 FemNaziBitch

Sounds like that person doesn’t know how to apply caulk.

I think it would work find around a tub or something, Just not for what I am trying to do with it.

Skip the goo entirely, and use self-adhesive mylar sheeting. Lots of colors including clear and metallics.

alibaba.com

186 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:37:41pm
187 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:38:02pm

re: #184 darthstar

So I’m thinking about getting into decoupage…are there any good online classes I can take? I’m really good at cutting and pasting. Decoupage is a French word for Fox News Reporting, right?

real decoupage or Mod Podge decoupage?

188 calochortus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:38:22pm

re: #167 FemNaziBitch

I Googled silicone coated paper and it does look like she used ordinary silicone caulk/sealer for her project. Have you tried something like Fray Block(available at fabric stores)? If I recall correctly it is a plastic of some sort in alcohol, meaning it is very liquid and penetrates fabric and paper well. It is intended, as the name suggests, for use on unfinished fabric edges to prevent raveling, but you can also use it to make fabric hold a shape (like a fabric leaf or petal with a bit of curve in it.) I haven’t tried using it for paper, but it is flexible and colorless and might be worth a try. There are other brands including Fray Check, which is stiffer when dry and discolors a bit more. It may just be that it contains more plastic or something.

189 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:39:09pm

re: #185 Decatur Deb

Skip the goo entirely, and use self-adhesive mylar sheeting. Lots of colors including clear and metallics.

alibaba.com

do they sell retail? Anywhere I can get small quantities or an assortment pack at big box or other local type stores?

190 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:40:20pm

re: #188 calochortus

I Googled silicone coated paper and it does look like she used ordinary silicone caulk/sealer for her project. Have you tried something like Fray Block(available at fabric stores)? If I recall correctly it is a plastic of some sort in alcohol, meaning it is very liquid and penetrates fabric and paper well. It is intended, as the name suggests, for use on unfinished fabric edges to prevent raveling, but you can also use it to make fabric hold a shape (like a fabric leaf or petal with a bit of curve in it.) I haven’t tried using it for paper, but it is flexible and colorless and might be worth a try. There are other brands including Fray Check, which is stiffer when dry and discolors a bit more. It may just be that it contains more plastic or something.

I have fray check, but it’s a really small bottle and if I remember about $4. That could get more expensive than I want. Good Idea tho!

191 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:42:57pm

I think I’ll try the silicone again —very, very think coat.

AND, I’ll try the drywall primer I have that is clear.

I’ll report back tomorrow.

thanks for the ideas!

192 calochortus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:43:11pm

re: #190 FemNaziBitch

Fray Block comes in a bigger tube and if you have a coupon (which JoAnn’s Fabric hands out like candy) you can get it 30 or 40% off. It goes a long way, but if you’re going to do a lot of sheets of paper, it could end up costing too much.

I wonder if you could find a solvent to dilute the caulk a bit. Preferably something non-toxic…

193 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:43:38pm

re: #8 wrenchwench

God made his brain, so he can’t be wrong.

God made my brain, so I can’t be wrong. Being an atheist, I believe no god exists, and since I can’t be wrong, then no god exists. Therefore god did not make my brain, so I can be wrong. If I can be wrong and I believe god does not exist, then god may exist. But if he does indeed exist, …

There is so much wrong with that, I’m speechless.

194 Decatur Deb  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:44:23pm

re: #189 FemNaziBitch

do they sell retail? Anywhere I can get small quantities or an assortment pack at big box or other local type stores?

If you’re near NYC, Canal Street used to have a bunch of hightech materials outlets that were haunted by artists and craftsmen. Any really large city might have such. Otherwise I’d be looking at graphic arts supply houses, perhaps even office supply big box stores.

195 Hercules Grytpype-Thynneghazi  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:46:23pm

re: #193 Walking Spanish Down the Hall

God made my brain, so I can’t be wrong. Being an atheist, I believe no god exists, and since I can’t be wrong, then no god exists. Therefore god did not make my brain, so I can be wrong. If I can be wrong and I believe god does not exist, then god may exist. But if he does indeed exist, …

There is so much wrong with that, I’m speechless.

Norman coordinate!!

196 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:46:37pm

re: #22 Kragar

And yet Ann Coulter does somehow.

On first glance she looks somewhat attractive, but as more nonsense comes out of her mouth the less attractive she becomes, until she’s revealed as an ugly troll.

197 calochortus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:47:03pm

re: #192 calochortus

I wonder if you could find a solvent to dilute the caulk a bit. Preferably something non-toxic…

Hmm, a quick Google search says you can thin silicone caulk with odorless mineral spirits. You might want to try that. Possibly in a well ventilated area.

198 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:47:04pm

MST3K - X Marks the Spot

Youtube Video

The greatest driver’s ed film ever made.

199 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:47:35pm

re: #194 Decatur Deb

If you’re near NYC, Canal Street used to have a bunch of hightech materials outlets that were haunted by artists and craftsmen. Any really large city might have such. Otherwise I’d be looking at graphic arts supply houses, perhaps even office supply big box stores.

thx, I’ll see what I can find.

200 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:48:15pm

re: #196 Walking Spanish Down the Hall

On first glance she looks somewhat attractive, but as more nonsense comes out of her mouth the less attractive she becomes, until she’s revealed as an ugly troll.

Ann Coulter looks skanky to me. Honestly, I when I first saw her on Fox, I wondered if she was a transgender.

201 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:48:31pm

re: #197 calochortus

Hmm, a quick Google search says you can thin silicone caulk with odorless mineral spirits. You might want to try that. Possibly in a well ventilated area.

ah! you are awesome!

202 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:49:20pm

re: #193 Walking Spanish Down the Hall

God made my brain, so I can’t be wrong. Being an atheist, I believe no god exists, and since I can’t be wrong, then no god exists. Therefore god did not make my brain, so I can be wrong. If I can be wrong and I believe god does not exist, then god may exist. But if he does indeed exist, …

There is so much wrong with that, I’m speechless.

God made atheists because He’s tricksy that way. Sort of like why He made fossils. Keeps the believers on their toes.

203 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:50:10pm

re: #189 FemNaziBitch


There’s always the good old standby: Contact paper. They make it in clear for inexpensive laminating.

204 calochortus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:50:40pm

re: #201 FemNaziBitch

What does it say about me that I now want to go see if I can use mineral spirits to thin caulk? I really don’t have a use for it. Now anyway, but what if I suddenly need it tomorrow? ;)

205 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:51:23pm

re: #203 Backwoods_Sleuth

There’s always the good old standby: Contact paper. They make it in clear for inexpensive laminating.

Yeah, but it’s kinda thick and not totally clear and will wear down after a while and become unstuck.

I thought of that.

I used packing tape on a 2” square project and it was wonderful. But this project is larger and I don’t want any seams.

206 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:53:02pm

TWITTER WENT DOWN BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT THE BRADLEY MANNING HEARING!!

207 A Mom Anon  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:53:28pm

re: #189 FemNaziBitch

Have you looked at Micheal’s Crafts or JoAnn Fabrics? They may have something like what you’re looking for. You could also maybe try a water based clear coat mixed with white glue(which would keep it flexible, maybe).

208 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:54:56pm

re: #204 calochortus

What does it say about me that I now want to go see if I can use mineral spirits to thin caulk? I really don’t have a use for it. Now anyway, but what if I suddenly need it tomorrow? ;)

I might have some in the garage. If I do. I’ll try it as well as the 2 ideas I posted above and report back.

I’m not going to have time to buy any and try it Plus, do mineral spirits come in smaller cans? What would I do with a whole qt (?) size can of it. That would cover A LOT of paper.

209 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:57:02pm

I’ve been thinking about The Mixer all day. I have decided to go with the high end.

It’s down to the KitchenAid Commercial or the Verona/MagicMill/Electrolux.

I have to make up my mind soon as the Electrolux is almost sold out.

210 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:57:03pm

re: #207 A Mom Anon

Have you looked at Micheal’s Crafts or JoAnn Fabrics? They may have something like what you’re looking for. You could also maybe try a water based clear coat mixed with white glue(which would keep it flexible, maybe).

Yeah, been all over the craft stores. Ruled out white glue mixes.

Honestly, the craft stores are the last place I usually find something unless it is a specific product made for a specific purpose. Michael’s didn’t have any lamination stuff in the Memory Book section —I asked.

211 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:57:16pm

re: #178 Vicious Babushka

Only one customer review:

Obviously someone with no experience with silicone. If a bead is done right, there is no need to use your finger. Push caulking, don’t pull it.

212 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:59:13pm

re: #191 FemNaziBitch

I think I’ll try the silicone again —very, very think coat.

AND, I’ll try the drywall primer I have that is clear.

I’ll report back tomorrow.

thanks for the ideas!

If you use silicone get the paintable type. Normally paint doesn’t adhere to silicone.

213 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 1:59:34pm

re: #204 calochortus

What does it say about me that I now want to go see if I can use mineral spirits to thin caulk? I really don’t have a use for it. Now anyway, but what if I suddenly need it tomorrow? ;)

You never know when a MacGyver situation will arise…

214 erik_t  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:00:37pm

re: #213 Backwoods_Sleuth

You never know when a MacGyver situation will arise…

Hard to make a pinecone-grenade without sufficiently thin caulk or sufficiently unbent binder clips.

215 darthstar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:00:45pm

Not a good day to work for Zynga…you can still have words with friends, but 1 in 5 of them will say “Fuck you!”

216 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:01:32pm

re: #212 Walking Spanish Down the Hall

If you use silicone get the paintable type. Normally paint doesn’t adhere to silicone.

why paintable?

217 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:01:50pm

re: #213 Backwoods_Sleuth

You never know when a MacGyver situation will arise…

THIS is the fun of it!

218 calochortus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:02:11pm

re: #208 FemNaziBitch

You could probably find a smaller size at an art supply store or maybe a hardware store, but the price difference wouldn’t be much. On the other hand you wouldn’t have to store a whole quart.

219 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:02:38pm

re: #205 FemNaziBitch

Yeah, but it’s kinda thick and not totally clear and will wear down after a while and become unstuck.

I thought of that.

I used packing tape on a 2” square project and it was wonderful. But this project is larger and I don’t want any seams.

Look what I found:

Duck clear laminate sheets

220 calochortus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:03:38pm

re: #213 Backwoods_Sleuth

You never know when a MacGyver situation will arise…

That is so true, although my ‘clever fixes’ are rarely quite as successful.

221 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:03:40pm

re: #218 calochortus

You could probably find a smaller size at an art supply store or maybe a hardware store, but the price difference wouldn’t be much. On the other hand you wouldn’t have to store a whole quart.

We have so much SHIT in the garage. We had two tubes (bit) of clear silicone caulk, both hard as nails. Aren’t mineral spirits flammable? Don’t want a lot of extra flammable stuff around.

222 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:04:32pm
223 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:04:35pm

re: #219 Backwoods_Sleuth

Look what I found:

Duck clear laminate sheets

hmmm, and Ace has it. I haven’t wandered around Ace in a while.

We also have a Sears Hardware —good wandering there too!

224 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:04:43pm

Fuck Drudge.

225 calochortus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:04:43pm

re: #221 FemNaziBitch

Surely you have a neighbor or friend who is a hoarder and will take the excess off your hands?

226 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:05:14pm

re: #222 Gus

Because there are only 2 sides —it’s always Zero-Sum with this shit. I’m sooo tired of it.

227 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:05:46pm

re: #225 calochortus

Surely you have a neighbor or friend who is a hoarder and will take the excess off your hands?

yeah probaby.

Thanks for googling for me. That’s really cool of you!/

228 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:06:16pm

I had an interesting few days. I had a server go south because of a corrupted certificate. I had to change about 10 files and create 8 new certificates because the web config manager crapped out halfway through changing the domain. Because the system was non-standard I had to look all over hell’s half acre to find the config files and the correct certs to change.

I wasted a day and a half trying to build a substitute server and move over the emails.

It was very frustrating.

229 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:06:47pm

oh wait, Sleuth did some googling.

Thanks Sleuth!

230 Bulworth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:07:27pm

re: #222 Gus

And by whose “side” we mean, don’t name some RINO; he or she, preferably a he, must be a. real. conservative. //

231 calochortus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:07:51pm

re: #227 FemNaziBitch

You may notice that this is the sort of thing I love to check out. Let me know how it goes.

232 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:08:00pm

re: #221 FemNaziBitch

We have so much SHIT in the garage. We had two tubes (bit) of clear silicone caulk, both hard as nails. Aren’t mineral spirits flammable? Don’t want a lot of extra flammable stuff around.

They’ve invented these things called outhouses where you can store your shit.

233 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:08:01pm

re: #222 Gus

Again, what if Christie was a Democrat and Lautenberg was a Republican, and Christie decided to replace him with a Democrat? Essentially, the wingnuts are demanding he do the same thing…

234 Bulworth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:08:05pm

re: #222 Gus

Gotta clear any pick with Drudge. //

235 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:08:07pm

It’s all from when Bush said “You are either with us or against us.”

People haven’t realized that you can be totally against Terrorism, but not totally aligned with the USA.

I guess the nuances are beyond some brains to distinguish.

236 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:08:19pm

re: #231 calochortus

You may notice that this is the sort of thing I love to check out. Let me know how it goes.

thanks!

237 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:08:26pm

re: #228 Walking Spanish Down the Hall

My wife just emailed me because she thinks her flashdrive got infected by a virus on the plate machine. The reason this is especially worrying is that this is a machine doing massive amounts of SCIENCE! and the virus may be fucking up those results. So the assholes who wrote this virus may be slowing down the advancement of science and, specifically, new cancer treatments.

238 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:09:06pm

Wingnuts think that all Republicans should be complete lowlife and classless losers like themselves.

I’m sure Christie would appreciate my choice of words here too. ;)

239 Lidane  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:09:29pm

re: #222 Gus

If I was Christie, I’d use that shit as incentive to appoint Cory Booker.

You know, for the lulz.

240 darthstar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:09:52pm

re: #230 Bulworth

And by whose “side” we mean, don’t name some RINO; he or she, preferably a he, must be a. real. conservative. //

Chris Christie could do the GOP a huge favor and say, “Who the hell is Drudge and why should I care what some internet aggregator says?” But I hope he doesn’t do that. I hope he cowers before the little freak and calls someone like Christine O’Donnell for the temporary fill.

241 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:10:24pm

re: #238 Gus

Wingnuts think that all Republicans should be complete lowlife and classless losers like themselves.

I’m sure Christie would appreciate my choice of words here too. ;)

His own vocabulary might be more colorful, but yes, I think he would approve.

242 Joanne  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:10:25pm

re: #36 Dr Lizardo

Is this from rain?

243 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:11:57pm

re: #237 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

My wife just emailed me because she thinks her flashdrive got infected by a virus on the plate machine. The reason this is especially worrying is that this is a machine doing massive amounts of SCIENCE! and the virus may be fucking up those results. So the assholes who wrote this virus may be slowing down the advancement of science and, specifically, new cancer treatments.

Helpful assholes aren’t they?

What OS is the plate machine using? Better question, why is the network server not running blocking software?

244 calochortus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:14:29pm

bbl. Must do something constructive.

245 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:16:46pm
246 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:16:49pm

re: #244 calochortus

bbl. Must do something constructive.

don’t blow anything up…

247 funky chicken  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:16:53pm

re: #120 FemNaziBitch

So, this Mystery Science Theatre thingy is something I should know about?

Oh yeah. Netflix them.

248 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:18:25pm
249 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:18:44pm

I’m going to go get the wife. Because of construction it now takes twice as long to get anywhere in this city.

It took me almost 20 minutes to drive the wife to work this morning.

250 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:18:50pm

re: #246 Backwoods_Sleuth

don’t blow anything up…

that would be destructive.

251 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:19:29pm

re: #247 funky chicken

Oh yeah. Netflix them.

I’m too old to NETFLIX. I can’t even turn-on my TV.

I can, however, work my macbook. So, I’ll check them that way.
LOL

252 GeneJockey  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:19:34pm

re: #250 FemNaziBitch

that would be destructive.

Not if it’s a really BIG bang.

253 funky chicken  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:20:25pm

re: #222 Gus

I’d love to see him appoint Corey Booker or Christie Todd Whitman. Booker would eliminate his strongest opposition in the general election but might cost him the GOP nomination for governor. Either would enrage the folks on the extremes of both parties probably.

254 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:20:32pm

re: #252 GeneJockey

Not if it’s a really BIG bang.

Film at 11!!!!

255 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:21:09pm

re: #253 funky chicken

I’d love to see him appoint Corey Booker or Christie Todd Whitman. Booker would eliminate his strongest opposition in the general election but might cost him the GOP nomination for governor. Either would enrage the folks on the extremes of both parties probably.

Yeah. Whitman would piss off the wingers.

256 funky chicken  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:21:52pm

re: #251 FemNaziBitch

They have them on DVD. I’m techno-challenged myself. It was something the kids and I could enjoy together, which is kinda rare.

257 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:23:25pm
258 funky chicken  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:23:29pm

re: #255 Gus

Yep, but I think she’d make a damn good senator.

259 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:24:07pm

re: #243 Walking Spanish Down the Hall

Helpful assholes aren’t they?

What OS is the plate machine using? Better question, why is the network server not running blocking software?

That’s what I just asked my wife, but she hasn’t answered yet. And I dunno, it’s a university, so how good their IT department is is pretty random, in my experience.

It’s an obscure, old virus, too. But it creates an autorun.inf on the flashdrive. Think it’s a rootkit.

260 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:24:19pm

re: #258 funky chicken

Yep, but I think she’d make a damn good senator.

Yeah. She’s a good moderate Republican. Almost old school at this point.

261 funky chicken  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:26:02pm
Shame on Congress
By Christine Todd Whitman
April 18, 2013
I was extremely disappointed to see the gun legislation voted down in the Senate on Wednesday. When 90% of Americans support a piece of legislation that is then voted down by the Congress, something in our democracy is broken. How can we stand by and let a lobbying group thwart the will of a majority of Americans? It can only happen when the majority sits back and assumes commonsense will prevail. Perhaps this will be the wake up call that people need - we cannot continue to allow our government to be controlled by a few. We must start to demand policy over politics and the only way to do that is to show up at the polls.
I agree wholeheartedly with what Gabrielle Giffords bravely wrote in the New York Times on Wednesday. May people heed her call and show our representatives that we will not stand idly by while they worry more about re-election than protecting our children.

christiewhitman.com

262 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:26:26pm
263 Decatur Deb  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:28:22pm

re: #199 FemNaziBitch

thx, I’ll see what I can find.

For when you return:

shoplet.com

264 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:29:42pm

I think she is the first Republican I’ve seen or heard who said the obvious:

claimed that the majority of Republican women support the right to choose. They may oppose late-term abortions, she said, but few actually want abortion banned in all cases — and that Mitt Romney’s opposition to abortion rights is the major reason he’s had trouble appealing to female voters.

265 funky chicken  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:31:20pm

re: #209 Vicious Babushka

I’ve been thinking about The Mixer all day. I have decided to go with the high end.

It’s down to the KitchenAid Commercial or the Verona/MagicMill/Electrolux.

I have to make up my mind soon as the Electrolux is almost sold out.

Don’t know anything about the Electrolux but even our lower-end Kitchenaid has been a serious work horse for over a decade.

266 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:32:03pm

re: #263 Decatur Deb

For when you return:

shoplet.com

ah! THE OFFICE SUPPLY STORE!!!!

Another great place to wander!

Thanks!

267 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:32:26pm

re: #265 funky chicken

Don’t know anything about the Electrolux but even our lower-end Kitchenaid has been a serious work horse for over a decade.

Ours quit and hasn’t been repaired yet. It didn’t like making pasta dough.

268 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:32:40pm

re: #265 funky chicken

Don’t know anything about the Electrolux but even our lower-end Kitchenaid has been a serious work horse for over a decade.

I have a KitchenAid that’s been running strong for 30 years, I just want one with a larger capacity.

269 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:33:51pm

Whose side are you on?

I guess America was never considered as a side by Drudge

270 funky chicken  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:34:39pm

re: #264 FemNaziBitch

But…Ron Paul? I may have to reconsider my opinion of her:

Whitman’s immediate goal is to get a moderate candidate chosen through Americans Elect on the 2012 ballot, so that he or she can participate in debates, and she said that possibilities include John Huntsman, Ron Paul, and activist Michaelene Risley. Whitman added that her parents met at the 1931 Republican National Convention, and her father described the Republican Party he belonged to as like an umbrella, covering lots of different people. She hopes for a return to those days, a move away from what she sees as a hyper-partisan political climate where every candidate’s position on every issue “has to be all or nothing.”

271 Kragar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:36:44pm

Ted Cruz pushes for flat tax but wants to abolish the IRS

Cruz insisted that taking “the bureaucrats” out of Washington and the process of collecting taxes would curtain abuses of power by the IRS.

Cruz did not mention what agency will take the place of the IRS when collecting these tax revenues, nor did he allow for the fact that creating a single tax rate on every dollar earned would go even further toward increasing income inequality in the U.S. by lowering taxes on the wealthy and raising them on the poor and middle class.

Bolling, for his part, said that he thinks this is “a fantastic idea.”

272 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:36:55pm

Just remembering the last project with which I had group LGF support. in 2011. It was a lot of fun. Temple of Vesta. Kid’s school project.

273 A Mom Anon  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:40:42pm

re: #272 FemNaziBitch

pardon if you already said, what kind of books are you making? Are you trying to bind the fabric to some sort of underlying board, or use the fabric on its own?

274 Jack Burton  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:40:58pm

re: #270 funky chicken

But…Ron Paul? I may have to reconsider my opinion of her:

Where the hell is Ron Paul a “moderate candidate”? Rapture? Columbia?

275 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:41:31pm

re: #268 Vicious Babushka

I have a KitchenAid that’s been running strong for 30 years, I just want one with a larger capacity.

I’ve had one for 15 years. It’s never let me down.

276 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:43:27pm

re: #271 Kragar

Ted Cruz pushes for flat tax but wants to abolish the IRS

Bet they hate that internet sales tax…

277 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:44:12pm

re: #273 A Mom Anon

pardon if you already said, what kind of books are you making? Are you trying to bind the fabric to some sort of underlying board, or use the fabric on its own?

no fabric.

The one I am working on now is a little photo book. I did the coptic binding (stitching) and am trying to figure out how I want the cover/boards, spine and endsheets to look.

I’ve covered the boards with a cardstock-turned-to-leather-look technique and am working on the spine/paste/tape thingy part.

I want to make a lot of little books—each from the various types of bookbinding.

I’ve done a couple, but already gave them away, so I don’t have pictures to show.

278 Lidane  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:44:53pm

re: #271 Kragar

Ted Cruz pushes for flat tax but wants to abolish the IRS

Ugh. Flat taxes. That shit always sounds good in theory (A tax form the same size as a post card!) but it would truly screw the poor and middle class in favor of the rich.

No surprise Ted Cruz is in favor of it.

279 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:45:05pm

Heh.

280 Joanne  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:45:48pm

re: #89 Kragar

GOP Report Warns of Party’s Apocalypse With Young Voters

Obviously, the evidence must be wrong because they listen to God.

But has the Unskewed Polls guy chimed in yet?

281 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:46:11pm

re: #270 funky chicken

But…Ron Paul? I may have to reconsider my opinion of her:

They spelled Jon Huntsman’s name wrong. Can’t find anything about Ron Paul but found this: Christine Todd Whitman to Jon Huntsman: Run third party

282 darthstar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:50:17pm

Ismir…today. Looks like a few people showed up.

Image: 485879_10151702195808055_1012487948_n.jpg

283 darthstar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:51:53pm
284 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:52:40pm

Troll showed up at the bottom of the previous thread.

285 EPR-radar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:53:13pm

re: #278 Lidane

Ugh. Flat taxes. That shit always sounds good in theory (A tax form the same size as a post card!) but it would truly screw the poor and middle class in favor of the rich.

No surprise Ted Cruz is in favor of it.

It’s not even a significant simplification in theory. 99 point repeater nine percent of the complexity of the tax code is defining what is and is not taxable income.

Progressive marginal tax rates are trivially simple, and necessary in principle.

286 A Mom Anon  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:53:22pm

re: #277 FemNaziBitch

Oh OK, where the hell did I get fabric from? LOL. The kid and I did little books, journals, many, many years ago and we used rice paper that had flowers embedded in it and homemade paper for the covers. We sealed them with a spray on sealer of some kind, but I don’t remember what it was called. The paper was stuck to heavy card stock with spray adhesive. Gack, I tasted that stuff for days afterwards, icky.

287 funky chicken  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:53:25pm

That Electrolux mixer is one nice looking appliance, I have to admit. I’d never seen one before.

288 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:53:56pm

re: #284 Vicious Babushka

Troll showed up at the bottom of the previous thread.

Is that Yoda?

289 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:54:50pm

re: #277 FemNaziBitch

no fabric.

The one I am working on now is a little photo book. I did the coptic binding (stitching) and am trying to figure out how I want the cover/boards, spine and endsheets to look.

I’ve covered the boards with a cardstock-turned-to-leather-look technique and am working on the spine/paste/tape thingy part.

I want to make a lot of little books—each from the various types of bookbinding.

I’ve done a couple, but already gave them away, so I don’t have pictures to show.

I just remembered something from back in the olden days when I worked in a book bindery (I was a typesetter for stamping titles and Dewey Decimal System numbers on the spines). The people who worked at the end of the line used something soft and squishy like rubber cement between the back of the sewn pages and the spine of the cover. Then the end pages were glued to the inside of the covers.

290 Lidane  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:55:59pm
291 darthstar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:58:53pm

One of my coworkers has a magazine for gamer artists…pics of busty women with mega-weapons on their shoulders…that kind of crap. Nearly every picture in the magazine has a ‘close x’ Box on it… I said, “Really? They pay all that attention to detail down to hair follicles and drips of sweat, but they leave a fucking CLOSE box on the print version?

292 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 2:59:27pm

re: #286 A Mom Anon

Oh OK, where the hell did I get fabric from? LOL. The kid and I did little books, journals, many, many years ago and we used rice paper that had flowers embedded in it and homemade paper for the covers. We sealed them with a spray on sealer of some kind, but I don’t remember what it was called. The paper was stuck to heavy card stock with spray adhesive. Gack, I tasted that stuff for days afterwards, icky.

thanks!

293 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:00:57pm

re: #259 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

That’s what I just asked my wife, but she hasn’t answered yet. And I dunno, it’s a university, so how good their IT department is is pretty random, in my experience.

It’s an obscure, old virus, too. But it creates an autorun.inf on the flashdrive. Think it’s a rootkit.

Oh great. If it’s on one machine, it’s on many. Give my condolences to your wife.
What ever happened to the hackers code?

294 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:01:16pm

re: #289 Backwoods_Sleuth

I just remembered something from back in the olden days when I worked in a book bindery (I was a typesetter for stamping titles and Dewey Decimal System numbers on the spines). The people who worked at the end of the line used something soft and squishy like rubber cement between the back of the sewn pages and the spine of the cover. Then the end pages were glued to the inside of the covers.

they have various pastes in bookbinding. There are some recipes on the web—most involve flour and such. I’m happy with the acid-free memory book stuff —basically Elmers

It’s the cover and certain papers I don’t want to tear or get water soaked. I thought the silicone idea seemed like a good one.

Have some experimenting to do tonite. I’ll report back.

295 funky chicken  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:01:38pm

re: #284 Vicious Babushka

Troll showed up at the bottom of the previous thread.

Hey! I had the last two comments over there! (oh, not any more, pshew)

296 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:02:11pm

kittehs are five weeks old today.
Piglet is diving headfirst in a can of gourmet chicken pate for kittens.
Growler is an adventurous little diva who is a climbing fool and has discovered the joys of self-grooming…

297 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:02:31pm

re: #267 FemNaziBitch

Ours quit and hasn’t been repaired yet. It didn’t like making pasta dough.

Do you seriously blame it?

298 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:02:38pm

re: #289 Backwoods_Sleuth

I just remembered something from back in the olden days when I worked in a book bindery (I was a typesetter for stamping titles and Dewey Decimal System numbers on the spines). The people who worked at the end of the line used something soft and squishy like rubber cement between the back of the sewn pages and the spine of the cover. Then the end pages were glued to the inside of the covers.

Actually, it might have been rubber cement. I’ve seen some old books with what looks like the remnants of rubber cement on the parts that have come apart. We used to use it in art class in college and at high school yearbook seminars. I remember it not lasting forever and leaving a rather distinctive stain.

299 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:03:19pm

re: #297 Walking Spanish Down the Hall

Do you seriously blame it?

yes, we did a lot of pasta dough. It was really the only thing we made with the kitchen aid for a long time.

300 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:04:04pm

re: #293 Walking Spanish Down the Hall

Oh great. If it’s on one machine, it’s on many. Give my condolences to your wife.
What ever happened to the hackers code?

Luckily, most scientists use macs so this is actually limited to the flashdrives and the production machines, and they’re working through it now. Should be okay.

One of the best anti-virus setups is to have personal macs with PC specialist computers. Or vice versa. And no Java.

301 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:04:29pm

bbl

302 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:05:40pm

re: #284 Vicious Babushka

Troll showed up at the bottom of the previous thread.

A pink one?

303 FemNaziBitch  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:05:48pm

re: #286 A Mom Anon

Oh OK, where the hell did I get fabric from? LOL. The kid and I did little books, journals, many, many years ago and we used rice paper that had flowers embedded in it and homemade paper for the covers. We sealed them with a spray on sealer of some kind, but I don’t remember what it was called. The paper was stuck to heavy card stock with spray adhesive. Gack, I tasted that stuff for days afterwards, icky.

You can make rice paste too!

304 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:06:16pm

re: #298 FemNaziBitch

Actually, it might have been rubber cement. I’ve seen some old books with what looks like the remnants of rubber cement on the parts that have come apart. We used to use it in art class in college and at high school yearbook seminars. I remember it not lasting forever and leaving a rather distinctive stain.

It probably was. I seem to remember that it needed to be very flexible on the back pages. I’m thinking the back of the pages were not directly attached to the inside of the spine of the cover. There might have been some sort of thin loosely woven fabric (like gauze) attached to the rubber cement stuff on the back of the pages. This was back in the very early 1970s, so my memory is not not all that great…

305 funky chicken  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:08:00pm

re: #267 FemNaziBitch

Ours quit and hasn’t been repaired yet. It didn’t like making pasta dough.

I quit making homemade pasta when I had kids :). But I have the 12 cup Kitchenaid food processor and it will suppposedly make pasta dough.

306 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:08:22pm

What’s the name of that obnoxious metaphysics guy. Author, speaker, general babbler of all things made up. Indian I believe.

307 funky chicken  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:09:07pm

re: #306 Gus

What’s the name of that obnoxious metaphysics guy. Author, speaker, general babbler of all things made up. Indian I believe.

Deepak Chopra or some such.

308 Lidane  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:09:07pm

re: #306 Gus

What’s the name of that obnoxious metaphysics guy. Author, speaker, general babbler of all things made up. Indian I believe.

That would be Deepak Chopra.

309 jaunte  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:09:13pm

re: #306 Gus

Deepak Chopra?

310 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:09:57pm

re: #307 funky chicken

Deepak Chopra or some such.

re: #308 Lidane

That would be Deepak Chopra.

re: #309 jaunte

Deepak Chopra?

Him! Thanks. :D

311 darthstar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:11:02pm

Why do I have a sudden urge for some Deepak Chopra? Maybe a little Tikka Masala too.

312 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:11:11pm

Deepcrack Chopra.

313 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:11:18pm

re: #306 Gus

What’s the name of that obnoxious metaphysics guy. Author, speaker, general babbler of all things made up. Indian I believe.

Deeprock Smugpra.

314 jaunte  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:11:27pm

Deepak Chopra Quote Generator
wisdomofchopra.com

315 funky chicken  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:12:11pm

I can’t believe I spelled that right. He’s kinda fallen off the radar, or at least my radar, for a while now.

316 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:12:26pm

re: #311 darthstar

Why do I have a sudden urge for some Deepak Chopra? Maybe a little Tikka Masala too.

Cause yer frikken loonie?

317 jaunte  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:13:01pm

“You must be like wolf pack, not six-pack.”

318 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:14:42pm

re: #315 funky chicken

I can’t believe I spelled that right. He’s kinda fallen off the radar, or at least my radar, for a while now.

The Twitterverse has a bad Chopkra infection.

319 Kid A  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:14:44pm

Meanwhile, Bryan’s gay fetish continues…

320 jaunte  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:14:49pm
321 darthstar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:15:00pm

re: #316 Walking Spanish Down the Hall

Cause yer frikken loonie?

Whew…that’s a relief.

322 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:15:40pm

re: #320 jaunte

Barfwoo.

323 Joanne  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:16:08pm

re: #257 Gus

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCanseco

I am not a right wing nut job

Maybe not, but you’re still a raging asshole. (I remember the time he went off on a bunch of kids wanting his autograph…wanting them to pay him for it. Seriously, fuck this guy, no matter his political leanings.

324 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:16:28pm

re: #320 jaunte

Dear God. What total, utter, bullshit.

325 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:16:42pm

re: #323 Joanne

Maybe not, but you’re still a raging asshole. (I remember the time he went off on a bunch of kids wanting his autograph…wanting them to pay him for it. Seriously, fuck this guy, no matter his political leanings.

326 jaunte  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:16:50pm

re: #324 Gus

“When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.”

327 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:18:25pm

re: #326 jaunte

“When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.”

Weird movie, weird role.

328 ProTARDISLiberal  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:18:42pm

Doing more research, I will be pleased as punch if either Rupert Grint or Chiwetel Ejiofor become the 12th Doctor.

The only one I do want to become the 12th Doctor is Russell Tovey.

I wish we could split the difference, and get a redheaded British-African, but that might be a little difficult to get.

329 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:19:03pm

re: #326 jaunte

“When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.”

Absoola, katawa, toorensular katata boorka chok.

De pet a dum deedly dee da doom!

Voila!

330 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:21:56pm

Chopra is like a bottle of homeopathic medicine. 99.99 percent water.

331 Joanne  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:22:03pm

re: #325 Gus

Like I said…raging asshole. :-)

332 EPR-radar  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:23:58pm

re: #330 Gus

Chopra is like a bottle of homeopathic medicine. 99.99 percent water.

Or a vocabulary festival with all sorts of interesting words strung together to form meaningless sentences. (i.e., word salad with quantum woo dressing)

333 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:28:59pm

re: #332 EPR-radar

Or a vocabulary festival with all sorts of interesting words strung together to form meaningless sentences. (i.e., word salad with quantum woo dressing)

The mind is cosmic don’t you know. That’s why if you have a brain tumor all you need is some good old fashioned metaphysics and a self-help book.

334 Gus  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:36:21pm

This is why we have helmets. //

335 Decatur Deb  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:44:14pm

Now it’s getting weird:

Walking Dead and Vampire Diaries Actress Accused by Husband of Being Behind Ricin Letters Plot

xfinity.comcast.net

336 danarchy  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:51:57pm

re: #330 Gus

Chopra is like a bottle of homeopathic medicine. 99.99 percent water.

Hehe, me and my friends homebrew, and we were making a pumpkin ale one weekend and we forgot the pumpkin… So we just called it Homeopathic Pumpkin Ale. It actually ended up being pretty darn good anyway.

337 Backwoods_Sleuth  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:52:39pm

re: #328 ProTARDISLiberal

Doing more research, I will be pleased as punch if either Rupert Grint or Chiwetel Ejiofor become the 12th Doctor.

The only one I do want to become the 12th Doctor is Russell Tovey.

I wish we could split the difference, and get a redheaded British-African, but that might be a little difficult to get.

For next Doctor, I vote for Ship Cat. It would be FUN!

338 GeneJockey  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 3:53:57pm

re: #335 Decatur Deb

Ricin is apparently the toxin of choice for framers. Not to be confused with THE Framers.

339 funky chicken  Mon, Jun 3, 2013 4:01:40pm

re: #320 jaunte

OK barf. Yet another reason to not join Twitter, I suppose. My son and husband love it, but haven’t recruited me yet.


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