Heavy metal idiots!

Caption for the first picture:
Mrs. Clinton, your blouse is unbuttoned.

Xtreme Kar Swarmerz... now on X-box!

Were a complete peace settlement agreed upon tomorrow, I would not interact with this society for at least twenty years. It's the worst of a death cult and a lynch mob rolled into one.

Ohio State beats Michigan!

#3 iowahawk: That's f'ed up man! You should probably patent it though.

It's one thing to gape in horror as you gather around the wreckage. It's another to climb on the damn car as if you were Chicagoans and one of the teams has won the World Series.

Middle East Monster Garage!

Palestinian Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas accused Israel Tuesday of creating a recipe for violence by allowing Jewish extremists to visit the most politically sensitive holy site for both sides in Jerusalem.

This car swarm is one of many of the ingredients for the recipe he's talking about?

The expression on the guy in the top photo is priceless.

Is he "seething"?

Oh Oh! Better get Maaco!

Here's the flip side.

Might I suggest a missile with a cluster munition...

I Will Paint Any Car for $99.95

-- Earl Sahib Auto Body

They just don't seem to go about car swarms with the same gusto when there aren't any dead bodies to run around with.

Although, check the wild-eyed guy in the first photo! Maybe he's spotted a dead squirrel or something.

Regarding the topmost picture where the lad is giving the Ve vill tear vis car apart shout, see the lack of hair in his armpit? I know that good muslims shave thier naughty bits (anyone recall gay-porn Osama?) but does the Koran also command them to shave thier pits?

"...no longer than a grain of rice..."

Oh yeah. That top photo is some primo car swarm shit, although I'm a little disappointed that bugeyes didn't smear himself with blood or something. It would have been so choice.

Shots from Abercrombie & Fitch's upcoming spring 2004 catalog, featuring the 'AF Swarm' sportswear line

iowahawk (#3)

LOL!

Caption for top photo:

"Seventy two RAISINS? Are you f*cking KIDDING me?!!!

Call Geico Direct and save 50% on your swarmer insurance

#13 iowahawk

Is that guy still around. Yeah, he'll paint your car. And your windows, and your tires, and your...

Bottom Photo:

"I've been named Mr. Palestinian Goodwrench!"

#21 CC Señor:

Yep, good ol' Earl Scheib is still around (or at least his shops are). I remember when he offered paint jobs for $49.95.

Middle East Monster Garage!

almost spit out my beverage when I read that

The Fast and The Furious 3: West Bankin'

Caption for photo #2:

"Y-M-C-A the infidels stay at the Y-M-C-A"...

These swarmers have a certain logic beyong the ridicule they get at LGF. These jerky boys are mugging for the cameras. For the Arab TV stations and for Al Jezeera. Thus ginning up more insanity in the Muslim world. More kill the Jews insanity. More blood lust insanity.

# 4 Model4

You are sooo right! Even if by a miracle a peace treaty could be made with these monsters that they would respect and obey, I still maintain that Israel should continue with its wall/fence and build it as high as a sky scraper. Their (Pali) society is not human, it is as if Pods came down to earth and took over the Pali bodies. This Jorge Bush, Colonoscopy Powell idea that Israel and Palestine can live side by side in peace as if they were Austria and Switzerland and hold hands while singing Kumbaya is such shit that I find it difficult to believe that anyway who does not have a syphilitic mind can possibly believe in it. Pali 'society' is brutish, blood thirsty and depraved - in short as my Poli Sci professor from Hunter College once called "the culture of the knife" - and I want Israel to separate herself from it as much as humanly possible.

1. No more Pali workers in Isreal
2. No more Pali patients in Israeli hospitals
3. No more Pali students at Israeli universities

Was that a Skoda Belchfire 5000?

In the third pic, there's a big ad for "Goodyear Tires" in the background.

Gonna need more than tires to put this car back together.

Are the ones in the second photo trying to invent the Palestinian helicopter?
Flap harder, boys!

Where do they get those nice "S'warm-up suits". Say I heard that the Wal-Marts closed in Gaza...Yeah, they are being replaced with Targets...(ba dum pah)...
...But seriously folks...Take these car swarmers...
puh-lease take them.
I wonder if the IDF has one of those helicopters that are used to put out fires.In Calif, they swoop down to a lake
and fill up the tank with water and then drop it on the fire...Well these lads need a cooling off...be great if one of those copters could retard all this swarming behavior --not every time but on occasion.

Caption for photo 1

"By the prophet's stinky beard, Abdul, that thing is huge and infected! And you want me to put it WHERE?!?"

#15 Militant Elvis:

I'm pretty sure he's not old enough to have armpit hair. Although I'll admit the expression on his face makes him look many years older.

-Hyperthyroid, from the bulging eyes?

-Actually it reminds me of a picture of Joe Biden that appeared in the Washington Times during the Bork borkings.

-I'm trying to think up some bitchy comments a la "Queer Eye for a Straight Guy"...can any of y'all supply some? Something along the lines of..."pearls with corduroy...are you MAD?!?!?"

Guy in pic #1:

"It's Jessie and Michael Jackson! The infidels have sent their big guns! RUN!!"

Caption for third picture:
Wimp angry! Wimp SMASH!

Guy in #1 looks like an Ed "Big Daddy" Roth t-shirt...

[Link: www.ratfink.org...]

Can't you zionist warmongers see that the guy in the second photo is making the PEACE SIGN?!?!?

/LLL moonbatness off

Notice the Air Force guy in the first one. Glad to see their new bdus are helping them to blend in and spy on Palestinians ;-)

Completely OT, sorry: Iraqi says threat of blast was received

A leading Iraqi-American businessman said yesterday that he and others who were cooperating with the U.S.-led coalition had received a series of written warnings of an attack days before the bombing last week of the U.N. headquarters in Baghdad.

..."The American soldiers and American and Jewish businessmen occupying Palestine Meridian hotel, Ishtar Sheraton hotel, Al-Rasheed hotel, conference palace and president palaces will be target to Iraqi resistance forces starting from 8:00 p.m. of Saturday 16th August," said the one-page warning, in English on one side and Arabic on the other.

Oh, just a typical day at the office for the "palestinian paramedics."

[Link: www.ratfink.org...]

Would you buy a used car from these people?

I think the kid in the black t-shirt at the top of the picture is picking his nose.

iowahawk, you're just a ball of laff. :-D

Oh my G-d he is picking his nose. Ha ha ha ha!

Re: photo #1

Oh, man. I Think Israel might really be in trouble now. Apparently the paleos have recruited the Fantastic Four to fight for them. If Mr. Fantastic is that strangely distorted figure in the foreground, can the Thing and the Human torch be far behind?

Photoshop some light stix and soap suds and... voila! A Palestinian rave!

The guy in the first picture looks like he just realized that drinking a cup of cofffee while eating a bran muffin plays havoc with his intestinal system and needs a bathroom real fast.

Picking his nose? LOLOL I think he's sucking his thumb. LOLOL

Just what is the density of the population of Gaza, anyway?

Er, I mean that in the aggregate, not the density of the individuals who populate Gaza.

Is it just me or the guy in the top picture is wearing the same trousers as the Palestinian police? Is he an off-duty cop or an on-duty terrorist? Just curious. I really don't give a shit about these 'people' anymore.

Continuing my #51, I mean, if this happened in on the typical street in America, you might have two or three mildly irritated squirrels show up.

Wildeyes:
"Do what you will with the women but LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Ryu, Ken, Chun-lee, zangief, and the gang need to tour this area. Clean up some street garbage.

Or given his relative youth and inexperience:

"My God, Madam! What on earth did they do to your penis!!?!?!???!?!?"

Ever gone to a talk / late night show or a camp gathering with kids?

C'mon kids, lemme hear ya screaaam as loud as you can. Cheer as hard as you can kids, then you'll be on TV!!! and even win a prize. Show your team spirit. Yaaay. Let's go get 'em. Grrr,

Not unlike building up sales enthusiasm at Future Shop retail stores.

We're gonna sell today! Always make a sale. Let's be all pumped up and remember, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell. You gotta sell hard!

What's this have to do with the expression on these Palestinian's faces? Everything!

I see that iowahawk just couldn't keep limiting himself to decaf. And we reap the rewards!

#40 Yossarian: What the hell is up with the WashTimes? It's bad enough they label him "Iraqi-American," but perhaps justifiable in this context. But in the headline, he's transformed into an "Iraqi?!" I'd be pissed!

Possible caption for photo 1: "My hand! It's gone! And what is this arm growing out of my chest???"

Photo 2: (Guy in red) "Damn, someone else must've taken all the body parts already."

Photo 3: (Voice-over guy) "After coating the fender with Nu-Finish, the once a year car polish, we ran it through 52 consecutive car washes. Then we bombed the shit out of it."

When I saw the first photo, my initial thought was "Al Pacino's overacting again!"

What's with the endless supply of soccer jerseys those kids are always wearing? Those things aren't cheap. Hell my mom didn't buy me school clothes that cost that much!

these ppl need they Kola nuts and caffine taken from them...then maybe they'll mellow out

Dripping Sarcasm- Dude, the Thing's Jewish. He's one of the good guys.

(Wouldn't you love to see a Paleostinian try to throw a rock at him!)

Donna V.

When I saw the first photo, my initial thought was "Al Pacino's overacting again!"

Yeah Al does have a tendency to scream quite a bit in his movies.

1. Serpico
2. Scent of A Woman
3. Author, Author
4. Heat
5. Scarface

Is that Marty Feldman?

#46 hell he's not picking his nose--thats just an excited fan preparing to eat a paleostinian snack at halftime during a tough day car swarming at the islamic demolition derby

Joel: Yes, and bug out his eyes.

Not entirely OT (since it involves motor vehicles): the coolest thing happened to me today. I ran into one of these guys, in town for the 100th anniversary of Harley-Davidson:

[Link: www.starofdavidson.com...]

It was quite a concidence, since somebody mentioned Jewish motorcycle clubs just the other day. I was walking into a store, and this dude wearing a "My Hog is Kosher" T-shirt was walking out. I turned and yelled out "Shalom" and he turned, gave me a big grin and a thumbs up, and got on his kosher hog.

*Sigh* That was one cool Jew!:-)

Those swarmers are mostly kids! Are there no schools? No parents who make kids stay home and do homework, instead they let them roam the streets where the IDF does target practice.

That last photo is courtesy of our buddy Khalil Hamra over at AP. I think I am going to start researching this guy and see if I can make any connections.

Caption for first photo:

"What do you mean it wasn't insured?"

Did anyone listen to the NPR reporting on this news story. They called the target of the operation a "fighter". What next, "humanitarian"? It just gets worse and worse!

A. van Hilten,

Is he an off-duty cop or an on-duty terrorist?

As though there's a difference.

#1 ---I'm out of order? No , your out of order! This whole countries out of order! And this car is definitely out of order!!!

#2 --- the kick is up! It has the distance... and its Good!

#3---"About your car Ahmed, I have some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I found the problem it was this loose fender. The bad news, we have to send away to Tel Aviv to get a new one."

Oh, iowahawk: You're a funny, funny man. Thank you. 'AF swarm' was particularly funny.

#60 and #64...

Don't forget "Dog Day Afternoon."

Attica, Attica, Attica!!!

They were looking for spare parts for their electronic prayer rugs no doubt!

#67 Donna V.,

My local Chabad house has two Harley owners. I always warn them to be careful about the non-kosher bugs that can fly into their mouths when they ride. :-I

What would happen if the IDF dropped a daisy-cutter on this bunch?

What would happen if the IDF dropped a daisy-cutter on this bunch?

Two words: Feeding Frenzy

I think they're looking for the radio; it's easier to steal if the dashboard's blown to pieces.

#61 John O'Brien

...endless supply of soccer jerseys...

Considering this is the result of a welfare system out of control and most of the sympathy comes from the EU the soccer jerseys make sense.

French Aide Worker: "Missier Chirac, ze jooo victims need assistance again."

Chirac: "Don't bother mi wit dis, Jus sendz zem jersesys and headbands.. zey will be fine"

Chirac:" and Where are zee meat trucs for my parents? zey are starting to stink up my refrigerator"

Model4 -

While the Washington Times' coverage of the Middle East is generally pro-Israel and pro-America, the fact that the World Unification Church has been trying to strengthen its presence in the Arab world tends to cause periodic idiocy like this one. Also, they own UPI, which was previously owned by the Saudis, I believe.

Donna V and Gary - yeah I forgot Dog Day Afternoon. I remember actually when that inicdent took place in August 1972 as I was living in Brooklyn at the time. The problem with Pacino I think is that he is too enamored with the "method" style of acting. Remember him and DeNiro sitting across from each other in "Heat"? They kept making faces at each other in true Method acting sytle.

most of the sympathy comes from the EU

I move that in this forum, the EU be henceforth referred to as EUtopia.

#81 Egfrow - If you haven't already seen this, you'll love it. Mandrake linked to this Steyn on a diminished thread the other day.

Iraq may be on the edge but France has hit rock bottom abyss
[Link: www.telegraph.co.uk...]

Does anyone work over there?

Is that Ray Romano, Jr. in the top picture? In the WB, "Everybody Loves...uh... Hatred"

The French do seem rather casual and unconcerned about 10,000 dead in their own country. Maybe they were all Jews.

The Steyn piece is brilliant. The US occupation of Iraq has killed, uh, a couple hundred, whereas Chiraq's occupation of France has offed 10,000. Where's the outrage?

Also, did you see that some Frogs didn't want to interupt their endless summer vacation to retrieve dead relatives from the morgue. The nanny state system hits rock bottom.

Adbul Romano stars in "Everybody Loves Martyrdom."

Abdul Romano stars in "C.S.I., Gaza" (Car Swarm Instigators)

71   davic - Did anyone listen to the NPR reporting on this news story. They called the target of the operation a "fighter". What next, "humanitarian"? It just gets worse and worse!

Yep, this morning on regular AM radio news they refered to Israel as assassins... as in Israel assassinated a top hamas leader... leader? That too has been a stretch of samantics.

Maybe they can get me a rear tail light (driver's side) for my '96 Intrepid? Flibotte's (in Braintree) didn't have one yesterday...

Donna V -- you're in Brewtown? I'm just over the Cheddar Curtain in ChiTown. I was just up there last weekend for a badass hotrod show at the Nite Owl drive-in on Layton Ave.

Good luck with all those Hell's Accountants coming into town for the HD 100 party. Saw prolly a thousand or so this morning headed north on 94.

potatopotatopotatopotato...

BTW Donna V - I know a bunch of those Hymie-Davidson menschen. Cool guys. There's a pancake joint near my house that was a Sunday AM rendezvous spot for Chicagoland bikers and they would show up en masse on their kosher hogs. One dude had Star of David rear view mirrors.

The second shot really captures the action of the whole situation. One guy is pulling the hood right out from under the fellow mugging for the camera. And, is the guy on the right side gonna do some crowd surfing?

Some of those nuts seem to be holding up two fingers in a 'V' for 'Victory' sign. These retardos are definitely unclear on the concept.

Dirk D. -

Not only is the workweek only 35 hours over there (NOT including famous 6-week vacations), but it is absolutely ILLEGAL to WORK OVERTIME.

Iowahawk -

Cheddar Curtain

Funny! :)

Hey, wasn't Marty Feldman Al Pacino's transsexual lover in "Dog Day Afternoon"?

{whisper whisper whisper}

Huh? And it was 28 years ago? Never mind...

The guy in the first picture looks like he just realized that drinking a cup of cofffee while eating a bran muffin plays havoc with his intestinal system and needs a bathroom real fast.

Bug-eyed Palestinian: weyn al-Hamaam! b-ismillah Ahmed, fi7lan aHtaaj Hammam! laazim a7mal khara kabiira!

Words to that effect. I know the feeling today.

And, check out the dude coping a feel of the crowd-surfer in picture #2.

Further irony is the people holding up the "V" for victory sign with the Good Year billboard in the background.

No, you did not have a good year. But you don't know that because you've been brainwashed from infancy into thinking that the sole measurement of success as a society is killing jews. You've had a bad year because your society hes been reduced to a death and violence-worshiping, unproductive morally-bankrupt shithole. But you'd never know that. You're having a good year because you're going to go kill some more.

Frank IBC # 49

Huh? And it was 28 years ago? Never mind...

Yeah it was 28 years ago. I was about to turn ___ years old the next month. Th ehwole incident took palce at a bank in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn.

Is the bug-eyed one in the top picture one of St Pancake's former pupils? Teacher's pet and got top marks in his Enraged Screaming exam. In fact, on the strength of that he is now 'Dr'.

Never a couple of A-10 Warthogs around when you need them!

PDM -

I can't believe you haven't made a picture of Popeye and St. Pancake (screaming flag-burning version) cheek to cheek...

But when you do, give me a warning so that I can take a dose of "Daddy's nerve medication" before seeing it...

Hey...now that I think about it...how do we know that isn't his typical facial expression? Maybe he sits all day in school (OK, that's a BIG assumption on my part) with that expression? Maybe has it breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Who knows? Maybe he's like one of Jerry's Kids or something?

Correction Frank IBC - the dog day afternoon took place 29 years ago (August 1972).

#15 Militant Elvis:

anyone recall gay-porn Osama?)

I don't. What about gay-porn Osama?

Hamas will replay soon

and you all know how does hamas revenge from the murders