LGF’s Hate Mail Glossary

Right wing hate mail word salad
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The hate mail box has been really bulging for the past couple days! I just did a quick count, and it looks like more than 30 messages full of badly spelled insults, homophobic rants, and sheer vitriol.

Rather than post any of these messages in their entirety (none of them are particularly creative or funny), here’s an abstract of the contents with just the insults:

deluded
impaired
retarded
libtard
libetard
Chucky (at least 12 instances of this - they seem to think it’s devastating)
Chuckie (alternate spelling for the devastating insult)
Chuckles
asshole
chicken
coward
damn ass
asshat
assclown
stupid
sad
pathetic
fraud
fool
loathesome water boy for the left
intellectually dishonest
shithead
punk
rat
traitor
commie
faggot
cock gobbler

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185 comments
1 Varek Raith  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:03:57am

How cute!
Though, you’re a biscuit head!
/Devastating insult
:)

2 jamesfirecat  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:04:20am

Rather than just giving us a list why don’t you create a wordle wordle.net based off of all (or most) of your recent hate mails?

3 thedopefishlives  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:04:34am

Wingnut uses HATEMAIL ATTACK!
It’s not very effective…

4 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:05:30am

Lol “damn ass”.

What kind of insult is that?

5 Pamela Gellar [sic(k)]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:05:31am

re: #2 jamesfirecat

Rather than just giving us a list why don’t you create a wordle [Link: www.wordle.net…] based off of all (or most) of your recent hate mails?

Ooh, yeah! Love word clouds!! A hatemail word cloud could be really funny.

6 funky chicken  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:05:35am
libetard

‘tardedness in defense of liberty is no vice!

7 Sol Berdinowitz  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:06:17am

I like Chuckles, though…

8 thedopefishlives  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:06:50am

re: #5 iceweasel

Ooh, yeah! Love word clouds!! A hatemail word cloud could be really funny.

I can see it now: Right in the center, in huge block letters, the word “ass”.

9 wrenchwench  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:07:12am

How about a list from Twitter? Oh, wait. Global Filter.

10 Varek Raith  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:07:27am

insults.net

11 iossarian  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:07:58am

re: #8 thedopefishlives

I can see it now: Right in the center, in huge block letters, the word “ass”.

So Freudian.

12 Pamela Gellar [sic(k)]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:08:06am

They really could use a thesaurus.

13 thedopefishlives  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:08:54am

re: #12 iceweasel

They really could use a thesaurus.

They wouldn’t even know what one was, let alone how to use it.

14 Surabaya Stew  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:09:37am

My favorite one is “cock gobbler”

Not sure if they are comparing you to Armin Meiwes or a bizare pairing of a chicken and turkey.

15 Pamela Gellar [sic(k)]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:10:34am

re: #14 Surabaya Stew

My favorite one is “cock gobbler”

Not sure if they are comparing you to Armin Meiwes or a bizare pairing of a chicken and turkey.

The homophobes have a very special love for imagining gay sexual acts in detail.

16 Varek Raith  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:11:08am

re: #15 iceweasel

The homophobes have a very special love for imagining gay sexual acts in detail.

Vivid, graphic detail at that.

17 tnguitarist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:11:40am

In all fairness, asshat and assclown are two of my favorite insults.

18 Four More Tears  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:12:05am

I guess they never got Palin’s message that retarded is a bad word.

19 Varek Raith  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:12:40am

re: #17 tnguitarist

In all fairness, asshat and assclown are two of my favorite insults.

Silence you damn ass!
*What the hell is a damn ass???*

20 Jamie  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:12:41am

I thought Breitwat was a fan of “Jazzy,” which must absolutely cut to the core.

21 ElCapitanAmerica  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:12:46am

I’m dissaponted, that’s it? Not enough rage. You’re doing something wrong (not sure what).

A mark of greatness is to inspire trolls and detractors into witty, creative and truly hateful insults!

Batman. Is great because of the joker; he’d be lame if his arch enemy was marvel’s Paste Pot Pete!!!

We need to fix this!!!

22 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:13:58am

re: #9 wrenchwench

How about a list from Twitter? Oh, wait. Global Filter.

If I didn’t filter out the Twitter insults, that would be all I’d see.

It was a freaking deluge of wingnut hatred yesterday.

23 ReamWorks SKG  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:14:19am

These two are particularly interesting


faggot
cock gobbler

Where does that come from?

24 ReamWorks SKG  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:15:25am

re: #18 JasonA

Youtube Video
25 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:16:50am

re: #20 Jamie

I thought Breitwat was a fan of “Jazzy,” which must absolutely cut to the core.

Yeah, he thinks it’s an insult … but I have gold records on my wall, and I’ve played with a lot of the very best musicians on the planet. Those are real accomplishments — unlike Breitbart’s fraudulently edited videos, hate speech, and dumb right wing pandering.

So I wear his goonish insult as a badge of honor.

26 Bulworth  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:18:04am

I’m sure these are all from good Christian folks.

27 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:18:42am

re: #23 reuven

Well, since I’m not gay, I can only conclude that it comes from a very twisted and sick kind of projection.

28 LWNJ  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:19:25am

Is that the best they can do?

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberry. Not only that, you force your mother to slave away keeping this site running!

/ (although I HOPE it’s obvious I’m joking)

29 rwdflynavy  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:19:25am

re: #12 iceweasel

They really could use a thesaurus.

Like Jesus rode?
//

30 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:19:38am

re: #22 Charles

If I didn’t filter out the Twitter insults, that would be all I’d see.

It was a freaking deluge of wingnut hatred yesterday.

Remarkable really…

If thoroughly wretched, loathsome, crazy, stupid, hateful people are angry at you for disrupting their shared delusions, you are proving your merit.

Having wastes of protein like that as friends would be certain evidence of bad character.

Good for you Charles.

31 thedopefishlives  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:19:46am

re: #27 Charles

Well, since I’m not gay, I can only conclude that it comes from a very twisted and sick kind of projection.

They want to portray you as gay so they can unleash their inner homophobe on you. How childish of them.

32 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:20:40am

re: #12 iceweasel

Heck, even a dictionary!

33 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:21:17am

re: #27 Charles

Well, since I’m not gay, I can only conclude that it comes from a very twisted and sick kind of projection.

Of course it does! Even if you were gay, why is that an insult?

What mature person cares?

The only people who get riled about such things - I mean really riled - are the ones who feel they have something of their own to suppress.

34 iossarian  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:21:30am

re: #29 rwdflynavy

Like Jesus rode?
//

Genius. Plus one to you sir.

35 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:21:44am

re: #18 JasonA

I guess they never got Palin’s message that retarded is a bad word.

Only when used by Democrats.

(That one still chafes my hide a little. I agree with her, it’s not appropriate speech. The fact that she didn’t give a shit when Limbaugh used it, and that was brought to her attention, aggravated me. Petty, yes.)

36 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:23:11am

re: #26 Bulworth

I’m sure these are all from good Christian folks.

Nah, plenty of secular crazed haters out there. In fact, the more secular, the more crazed. If you can’t console yourself with the idea that God will eventually reward you for being right, you HAVE to make your fellow man ADMIT that you’re right.

37 Tiny alien kittens are watching you  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:25:26am
loathesome water boy for the left

OMG! How will you ever recover, that had to be particularly damaging to your sense of self and internal Freudian image?

Just shut the place down now Charles before they tell you that “your father was a Hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries!” you might never recover from such a taunting. ;)

/Monty Python

38 LWNJ  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:26:15am

re: #28 C1nnabar

Is that the best they can do?

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberry. Not only that, you force your mother to slave away keeping this site running!

/ (although I HOPE it’s obvious I’m joking)

re: #37 ausador

OMG! How will you ever recover, that had to be particularly damaging to your sense of self and internal Freudian image?

Just shut the place down now Charles before they tell you that “your father was a Hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries!” you might never recover from such a taunting. ;)

/Monty Python

Thief! :)

39 Tiny alien kittens are watching you  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:27:08am

re: #28 C1nnabar

Is that the best they can do?

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberry. Not only that, you force your mother to slave away keeping this site running!

/ (although I HOPE it’s obvious I’m joking)

Dammit, I was typing that already! Get out of my head!

///

40 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:27:48am

Those are so lame. There aren’t even any cute ones like “honco” or “Stan” or “Satin”

41 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:27:57am

re: #39 ausador

Dammit, I was typing that already! Get out of my head!

///

Your head? The heads of about 1/3 of all Americans. My daughter knows this stuff, and it was in re-circulation by the time that I was her age.

42 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:29:07am

My favorite personal insult (to me) from this bunch will always be “math tyrant.” I was rather fond of “physics fascist” as well.

The thing that amuses me, is that these cretins seem to think that their opinions of people like Charles or me (when it gets pointed at me) matter.

I won’t speak for CJ, but the idea that one of those semi-literate, deluded cave people could even consider itself my equal, let alone my better, to insult me in the first place makes me giggle.

43 thedopefishlives  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:30:34am

re: #42 LudwigVanQuixote

In the immortal words of P.T. Barnum: I don’t care what you say about me, just spell my name right.

44 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:31:48am

re: #15 iceweasel

The homophobes have a very special love for imagining gay sexual acts in detail.

This is because they are ashamed at how much they imagine such things for themselves. By becoming elaborate about what they “hate” they give themselves a safe outlet for their own fantasies.

45 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:32:18am

re: #35 SanFranciscoZionist

Only when used by Democrats.

(That one still chafes my hide a little. I agree with her, it’s not appropriate speech. The fact that she didn’t give a shit when Limbaugh used it, and that was brought to her attention, aggravated me. Petty, yes.)

Hee waz being satirical!

And all the Palinoids fall for it.

F’n unreal. Plus, if she were really interested in anti-disability speech, she would not go around calling things “lamestream”.

Conservative PC…blah.

46 tnguitarist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:34:49am

To them, every ‘lefty’ is gay or supports gays (same same to them). How we manage to reproduce, I’ll never know.

47 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:35:02am

I like ‘loathesome water boy for the left’.

48 Tiny alien kittens are watching you  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:35:17am

re: #44 LudwigVanQuixote

This is because they are ashamed at how much they imagine such things for themselves. By becoming elaborate about what they “hate” they give themselves a safe outlet for their own fantasies.

Actually this one is completely true and the subject of numerous studies. Not saying that 100% of the offenders suffer from this contradiction, just that a statistically significant percentage of them actually do.

49 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:35:32am

re: #46 tnguitarist

To them, every ‘lefty’ is gay or supports gays (same same to them). How we manage to reproduce, I’ll never know.

Arch angel Gabriel gets around…

50 thedopefishlives  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:35:50am

re: #46 tnguitarist

To them, every ‘lefty’ is gay or supports gays (same same to them). How we manage to reproduce, I’ll never know.

Cloning, of course. We’re evil, remember?/

51 ReamWorks SKG  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:36:08am

re: #45 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

F’n unreal. Plus, if she were really interested in anti-disability speech, she would not go around calling things “lamestream”.

Conservative PC…blah.

That is an excellent point. The linguistic trajectory of the word “lame” from meaning “physically disabled” to meaning “ill-advised; poorly constucted; low quality” is nearly identical to the path “retarded” too. (And, for that matter, “gay.”)

52 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:36:11am

re: #46 tnguitarist

To them, every ‘lefty’ is gay or supports gays (same same to them). How we manage to reproduce, I’ll never know.

We don’t reproduce, we RECRUIT.

//

53 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:36:13am

re: #48 ausador

Actually this one is completely true and the subject of numerous studies. Not saying that 100% of the offenders suffer from this contradiction, just that a statistically significant percentage of them actually do.

Absolutely.

Honestly, it seems self evident even without the numerous studies.

54 engineer cat  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:38:39am

obviously they desperately need my help:

phlogiston denier
wycliffite heretic
syndicalist
your father uses gotos and your mother returns pointers to stack memory
albigensian

55 Interesting Times  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:39:30am

re: #53 LudwigVanQuixote

OT: Figured you’d appreciate this “leverage” of the Weiner scandal and media priorities :)

56 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:40:04am

re: #48 ausador

Actually this one is completely true and the subject of numerous studies. Not saying that 100% of the offenders suffer from this contradiction, just that a statistically significant percentage of them actually do.

My own observation is that straight men who feel OK about their sexuality and that of others would, in fact, prefer not to dwell on the mechanics of sex between men. They are happy to support it in an abstract way, but will beg not to be given any details.

57 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:41:27am

re: #55 publicityStunted

OT: Figured you’d appreciate this “leverage” of the Weiner scandal and media priorities :)

PURE GENIUS!

58 makeitstop  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:42:01am

‘Beyond the pale’ is a constantly-moving goal post, it seems.

A New Mexico man’s decision to lash out with a billboard ad saying his ex-girlfriend had an abortion against his wishes has touched off a legal debate over free speech and privacy rights.

The sign on Alamogordo’s main thoroughfare shows 35-year-old Greg Fultz holding the outline of an infant. The text reads, “This Would Have Been A Picture Of My 2-Month Old Baby If The Mother Had Decided To Not KILL Our Child!”

Abortion billboard put up as payback by N.M. boyfriend

Oy.

59 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:43:37am

re: #58 makeitstop

‘Beyond the pale’ is a constantly-moving goal post, it seems.

Abortion billboard put up as payback by N.M. boyfriend

Oy.

I’m old enough to remember when people fought in private.

60 Kid A  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:47:29am

Dear Charles,

Whoever called you a cock gobbler is beyond immature.

Regards,

Seven-year-olds.

61 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:47:36am

re: #29 rwdflynavy

Like Jesus rode?
//

This was one of he most clever posts I’ve seen in a long time. My hat is tipped to you.

62 Kragar  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:49:00am

loathesome water boy for the left

I thought Charles was a loathesome water boy for the right. This is getting confusing.
/

63 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:49:11am

I’ve been called a “self hating Jew” because I don’t hate Obama.

64 reine.de.tout  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:50:54am

“cock gobbler”?
That sounds painful.

65 RogueOne  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:51:11am

35 Beavis And Butt-Head Insults You Should Call Your Friends
clutch.mtv.com


1. Dumbass
2. Ass goblin
3. Ass munch
4. Ass dumpling
5. Ass wipe
6. Turd burglar
….
20. Butt nugget
28. Monkey slap
34. Chode

66 ProBosniaLiberal  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:51:41am

Off topic, but wanted you guys to read this on Kucinich. After the little fruit’s comments on the Libyan War, I went from disliking him, to despising him.

realchange.org

67 funky chicken  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:51:49am

re: #58 makeitstop

‘Beyond the pale’ is a constantly-moving goal post, it seems.

Abortion billboard put up as payback by N.M. boyfriend

Oy.

I simply cannot imagine why this woman wouldn’t have been thrilled to spend the rest of her like sharing parenting duties with this guy.
/// to infinity

68 thedopefishlives  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:52:08am

re: #63 Alouette

I’ve been called a “self hating Jew” because I don’t hate Obama.

Wait, what.

69 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:52:14am

These wingnuts have the dim derps even about invective.

I would have said something along the lines of “You are truly a contrarian knave, a villainous bounder, a baboon, a poltroon, and a maroon. Your degrees are in smegmology and analinguistics. You are so repugnant even lawyers will not associate with you.”

70 Summer Seale  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:52:29am

re: #4 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Lol “damn ass”.

What kind of insult is that?

A donkey who accepts evolution?

71 Phydeaux Speaks  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:52:57am

re: #19 Varek Raith

Silence you damn ass!
*What the hell is a damn ass???*

A spillway?

72 sattv4u2  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:53:04am

OT ,, (sorry)

Dear Bashar

When your own forces start turning against you, it may be time to re-think your strategy

Regards

Captain Queeg

And here littlegreenfootballs.com he’s all indignant that he’s being called names, the same vein of names that he allows Goddamfrank and LQV to call rightys on a daily basis!!

73 makeitstop  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:54:01am

re: #67 funky chicken

I simply cannot imagine why this woman wouldn’t have been thrilled to spend the rest of her like sharing parenting duties with this guy.
/// to infinity

I’d like to know what makes this guy think he has the right to put up such an offensive billboard dealing with what should have been a private issue.

Although I guess we should be happy he didn’t name names.
///

74 sattv4u2  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:54:10am

re: #72 sattv4u2

OT ,, (sorry)

Dear Bashar

When your own forces start turning against you, it may be time to re-think your strategy

Regards

Captain Queeg

news.yahoo.com>

75 celticdragon  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:54:34am

re: #58 makeitstop

‘Beyond the pale’ is a constantly-moving goal post, it seems.


Abortion billboard put up as payback by N.M. boyfriend

Oy.

Oy indeed.

As long as he does not cross the line into libel, though, the boyfriend is likely on solid 1st Amendment ground, however ill advised and distastful his billboard may be.

76 sattv4u2  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:55:05am

re: #75 celticdragon

Oy indeed.

As long as he does not cross the line into libel, though, the boyfriend is likely on solid 1st Amendment ground, however ill advised and distastful his billboard may be.

disgusting

77 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:55:45am

re: #63 Alouette

I’ve been called a “self hating Jew” because I don’t hate Obama.

You too?

78 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:56:36am

hahaha cock gobbler, I used that one lovingly among friends in college, and that’s the best they got?


man, hate mail from old republicans, toothless dogs on the internet :D

79 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:56:56am

re: #66 ProLifeLiberal

Off topic, but wanted you guys to read this on Kucinich. After the little fruit’s comments on the Libyan War, I went from disliking him, to despising him.

[Link: www.realchange.org…]

You are allowed to cordially loathe Kucinich. However, could I ask that you not use ‘fruit’ as an insult? Especially on this thread, no matter how ironic.

80 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:57:25am

re: #70 Summer

A donkey who accepts evolution?

Yes, well, Jesus didn’t ride an elephant into Jerusalem, did he now?

81 reloadingisnotahobby  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:57:32am

WOW!!!
I’ve only been called three of thoughs!!
(I think)
Feeling good about myself!!
Woo Hoo!!!

82 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:57:37am

re: #69 Shiplord Kirel

These wingnuts have the dim derps even about invective.

I would have said something along the lines of “You are truly a contrarian knave, a villainous bounder, a baboon, a poltroon, and a maroon. Your degrees are in smegmology and analinguistics. You are so repugnant even lawyers will not associate with you.”

Do you still peek in at Free Republic?

83 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:58:24am

re: #75 celticdragon

Oy indeed.

As long as he does not cross the line into libel, though, the boyfriend is likely on solid 1st Amendment ground, however ill advised and distastful his billboard may be.

Whatever happened to not washing dirty laundry in giant letters on the side of the freeway?

84 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:58:26am

re: #79 SanFranciscoZionist

You are allowed to cordially loathe Kucinich. However, could I ask that you not use ‘fruit’ as an insult? Especially on this thread, no matter how ironic.

I take no offense at fruit, I find it cute actually

It’s like calling someone a “ponce”

YOU FEY WASTREL, OFF WITH THEE BACK TO YOUR OPIUM DUVAN

85 celticdragon  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:58:29am

re: #66 ProLifeLiberal

Off topic, but wanted you guys to read this on Kucinich. After the little fruit’s comments on the Libyan War, I went from disliking him, to despising him.

[Link: www.realchange.org…]

He is certainly different.

A lot of guys really like his wife for some reason…

I imagine that has something to do with her being tall, red headed and gorgeous.

86 sattv4u2  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:58:38am

re: #82 Alouette

Do you still peek in at Free Republic?

never have
never will

I mean ,,, why???!

87 Lidane  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:59:09am

Man, Palin is getting seriously mocked here at work. My bosses are roasting her and her fans over the coals.

Also, the Wikipedia edit story has legs.

88 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 10:59:56am

re: #69 Shiplord Kirel

THE LIBATIONS THY CONSUME ARE THOSE OF THY OWN MOTHER’S DISEASED BREAST, HAVE AT THEE

89 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:00:11am

re: #84 WindUpBird

I take no offense at fruit, I find it cute actually

It’s like calling someone a “ponce”

YOU FEY WASTREL, OFF WITH THEE BACK TO YOUR OPIUM DUVAN

I, however, do take some offense.

I like ‘fey wastrel’, however, and may adopt it.

What the hell is a ‘duvan’? Is that a combo divan and den?

90 sattv4u2  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:00:34am

re: #66 ProLifeLiberal

Off topic, but wanted you guys to read this on Kucinich. After the little fruit’s comments on the Libyan War, I went from disliking him, to despising him.

[Link: www.realchange.org…]

Whats with the Paul McCartney hairdo!?!?!

91 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:00:39am

re: #87 Lidane

and me, having been banned from Conservapedia for my hilarious editorial efforts!

92 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:01:26am

re: #89 SanFranciscoZionist

I, however, do take some offense.

I like ‘fey wastrel’, however, and may adopt it.

What the hell is a ‘duvan’? Is that a combo divan and den?

You caught me, I meant divan, I’m currently down three beers :D

93 Kragar  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:01:30am

re: #78 WindUpBird

hahaha cock gobbler, I used that one lovingly among friends in college, and that’s the best they got?

man, hate mail from old republicans, toothless dogs on the internet :D

They lack the creative wit to come up with a truly stinging invective, the chode smoking turd nobblers that they are.

94 celticdragon  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:01:30am

re: #83 SanFranciscoZionist

Whatever happened to not washing dirty laundry in giant letters on the side of the freeway?


I never said it was a good idea or socially acceptable (I think it is neither. I find the idea repellant, personally). As a legal matter, he is probably protected, and especially since he is mixing a political message into the matter.

IANAL, so YMMV

95 reloadingisnotahobby  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:01:57am

re: #87 Lidane

Also, the Wikipedia edit story has legs.

…Cool…Leg man here!!

96 Lidane  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:02:05am

re: #91 WindUpBird

I tried reading Conservapedia once. I felt my brain cells dying, so I quit. It’s the same reason I can’t force myself to listen to Caribou Barbie talk anymore.

97 sod  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:02:37am

Someone slapped a bumper sticker on my car once that read:

“Back off Jack, Chuckie’s Back!”

I left it there cuz I kind of liked it. It was for Child’s Play (part II maybe?).

98 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:03:23am

re: #94 celticdragon

I never said it was a good idea or socially acceptable (I think it is neither. I find the idea repellant, personally). As a legal matter, he is probably protected, and especially since he is mixing a political message into the matter.

IANAL, so YMMV

I don’t know the legal ramifications at all, I’m just horrified at the sheer tackiness of it.

99 celticdragon  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:03:53am

re: #98 SanFranciscoZionist

I don’t know the legal ramifications at all, I’m just horrified at the sheer tackiness of it.


Agreed.

100 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:04:04am

re: #89 SanFranciscoZionist

it also helps, that when i think of “fruits” I also think of Tokyo street fashion

101 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:04:22am

re: #72 sattv4u2

OT ,, (sorry)

Dear Bashar

When your own forces start turning against you, it may be time to re-think your strategy

Regards

Captain Queeg

And here [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com…] he’s all indignant that he’s being called names, the same vein of names that he allows Goddamfrank and LQV to call rightys on a daily basis!!

“indignant?” Hardly. You must have missed the pretty damned obvious fact that I think it’s funny.

On the other hand, what you’re doing here is pretty accurately described as “whining.”

102 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:04:26am

Attention, wingnut correspondents:

Your parents would have drowned you, but the ditch in front of their shack wasn’t deep enough. Even bill collectors find you obnoxious. You would be socially inept even at Texas Tech. Thunderbird is too good for your parties. Your car smells of wet flatulence. Your church teaches that soap and water are inventions of Satan. You are married to your sister, your first and second cousin, and your former aunt by marriage all at the same time, because they are the same person. Your shoes are cleaner after a walk through a manure pile. A blast of air freshener would cause your face to evaporate.

103 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:04:41am

re: #98 SanFranciscoZionist

I don’t know the legal ramifications at all, I’m just horrified at the sheer tackiness of it.

Should make it harder to find dates.

104 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:05:00am

re: #96 Lidane

I tried reading Conservapedia once. I felt my brain cells dying, so I quit. It’s the same reason I can’t force myself to listen to Caribou Barbie talk anymore.

I just decided to correct their woefully broken little wiki…

…and then a Navy bible literalist tea-partier pink floyd fan banned me, hahaha

105 makeitstop  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:05:27am

re: #90 sattv4u2

Whats with the Paul McCartney hairdo!?!?!

Why, Kucinich is the Fifth Beatle!
/

106 reloadingisnotahobby  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:05:32am

re: #97 sod

O.T. sort of…
Saw bumper sticker just yesterday..
Me Play Drums
Me Hit Things

It all made perfect sense once I passed him and got a look!
Think Gieco comercial…”Even a caveman can do it”!

107 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:05:45am

re: #82 Alouette

Do you still peek in at Free Republic?

Once in a while. It just got too repetitive to do my “Dredge Reports” anymore though.

108 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:06:22am

re: #104 WindUpBird

I just decided to correct their woefully broken little wiki…

…and then a Navy bible literalist tea-partier pink floyd fan banned me, hahaha

Pink Floyd? Was it Rev. Bill Turner?

109 Kragar  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:06:35am

re: #106 reloadingisnotahobby

O.T. sort of…
Saw bumper sticker just yesterday..
Me Play Drums
Me Hit Things

It all made perfect sense once I passed him and got a look!
Think Gieco comercial…”Even a caveman can do it”!

How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay for the pizza.

110 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:06:39am

re: #96 Lidane

I tried reading Conservapedia once. I felt my brain cells dying, so I quit. It’s the same reason I can’t force myself to listen to Caribou Barbie talk anymore.

Most of it is dull and didactic. Some of it is hilarious. The section on why you should marry a conservative is delicious. Also the Invisible Hand of Marriage (my personal fave), and of course, their doubts regarding the theory of relativity.

111 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:06:39am

re: #102 Shiplord Kirel


May all their children grow up to be wildly successful drag-queen entertainers and retro-satanic death metal drummers!

112 celticdragon  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:06:59am

re: #103 Decatur Deb

Should make it harder to find dates.

On the other hand, he may quickly find a paid speaking slot in the wingnut welfare circuit if Fox News picks this up.

113 sattv4u2  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:07:37am

re: #101 Charles

“indignant?” Hardly. You must have missed the pretty damned obvious fact I think it’s funny.

On the other hand, what you’re doing here is pretty accurately described as “whining.”

I don’t think it’s “funny” at all, no matter who the perpetrators are

114 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:07:51am

re: #108 Decatur Deb

Pink Floyd? Was it Rev. Bill Turner?

I’d look him up, but he banned my IP :D

it’s the future of the internet! A shame, because I love me some floyd

Youtube Video
115 celticdragon  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:07:57am

re: #104 WindUpBird

I just decided to correct their woefully broken little wiki…

…and then a Navy bible literalist tea-partier pink floyd fan banned me, hahaha


Whaaa…?

Run that by me again?

116 makeitstop  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:08:01am

re: #109 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay for the pizza.

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

117 ProBosniaLiberal  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:08:02am

re: #72 sattv4u2

Good to finally hear it. Wonder what chaos occurs when he falls. Syria is the 2nd most diverse nation in the region, behind Iraq.

Mainline Shias, Alawis, Sunnis, Christians, and Druze, oh my!

118 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:08:35am

For the real classics of faux-cursing, you have to go back to Johnny Carson’s Karnak character:
“May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.”
“May your daughter marry a Congressman.”

119 makeitstop  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:08:43am

re: #111 WindUpBird

May all their children grow up to be wildly successful drag-queen entertainers and retro-satanic death metal drummers!

I actually work for the perfect mix of both - Twisted Sister.

120 sattv4u2  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:09:51am

re: #117 ProLifeLiberal

Good to finally hear it. Wonder what chaos occurs when he falls. Syria is the 2nd most diverse nation in the region, behind Iraq.

Mainline Shias, Alawis, Sunnis, Christians, and Druze, oh my!

news.yahoo.com

Not thrilled that they are going on rampages, but the cracks the regime (Syrias) seem to be widening

121 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:09:56am

re: #118 Shiplord Kirel

For the real classics of faux-cursing, you have to go back to Johnny Carson’s Karnak character:
“May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.”
“May your daughter marry a Congressman.”

The evil muppet Scred has the best insult: “Your mother breeds out of season.”

122 lawhawk  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:10:27am

re: #67 funky chicken

I saw a news report about that earlier today, and the friends of the woman say that the woman actually suffered a miscarriage, and did not have an abortion whatsoever.

As if the guy wasn’t enough of a piece of work… a judge has already ruled that the billboard should come down. The guy claims that he’s got a free speech right to post the billboard, and cites to the Westboro decision at the US Sup. Ct., but that’s a gross misreading seeing that the Supreme Court limited that decision to only the Westboro situation at issue.

123 researchok  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:10:32am

I like “loathesome water boy for the left”.

Relatively creative stupidity.

124 celticdragon  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:10:33am

re: #118 Shiplord Kirel

For the real classics of faux-cursing, you have to go back to Johnny Carson’s Karnak character:
“May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.”
“May your daughter marry a Congressman.”


I still prefer the Monty Python Holy Grail scene at the French Castle.

125 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:10:41am

re: #65 RogueOne

one of my fondest B&B memories was after MTV prevented the show from doing their FIRE FIRE FIRE!!! schtick

so they played a video that was nothing but flames and fire and Beavis and Butthead just stared and calmly looked at each other…then mildly stared some more


also the line “Look! They’re coming to kick Krokus’s ass!”

126 wee fury  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:11:03am

To the hate mailers.
This is cyber-space.
Get a real life.

127 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:11:18am

re: #119 makeitstop

I actually work for the perfect mix of both - Twisted Sister.

This household is 100% on board with Twisted Sister, and the album Stay Hungry specifically

128 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:11:43am

re: #121 Decatur Deb

The evil muppet Scred has the best insult: “Your mother breeds out of season.”

hahahahahahahahaha WIN

129 Kragar  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:12:53am

re: #121 Decatur Deb

The evil muppet Scred has the best insult: “Your mother breeds out of season.”

“I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.”

130 allegro  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:13:21am

re: #122 lawhawk

I saw a news report about that earlier today, and the friends of the woman say that the woman actually suffered a miscarriage, and did not have an abortion whatsoever.

As if the guy wasn’t enough of a piece of work… a judge has already ruled that the billboard should come down. The guy claims that he’s got a free speech right to post the billboard, and cites to the Westboro decision at the US Sup. Ct., but that’s a gross misreading seeing that the Supreme Court limited that decision to only the Westboro situation at issue.

As I recall when I first read about this, the guy started a foundation (membership of one) that was named after the woman in question. So the billboard did include the woman’s name.

131 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:13:24am

re: #109 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay for the pizza.

Thankfully, I was the drummer who owned all the gear for the band, so they couldn’t fuck with me :D

132 tnguitarist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:13:45am

re: #125 WindUpBird

one of my fondest B&B memories was after MTV prevented the show from doing their FIRE FIRE FIRE!!! schtick

so they played a video that was nothing but flames and fire and Beavis and Butthead just stared and calmly looked at each other…then mildly stared some more

also the line “Look! They’re coming to kick Krokus’s ass!”

My favorite: Life of Agony video….Beavis says “Aww, daddy didn’t love me”

133 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:14:36am

re: #129 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

“I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.”

Had to look it up in IMDB.

134 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:15:03am

re: #132 tnguitarist

My favorite: Life of Agony video…Beavis says “Aww, daddy didn’t love me”

God, and I saw them live after the Ugly Kid Joe singer joined them

135 Kragar  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:15:04am

re: #125 WindUpBird

one of my fondest B&B memories was after MTV prevented the show from doing their FIRE FIRE FIRE!!! schtick

so they played a video that was nothing but flames and fire and Beavis and Butthead just stared and calmly looked at each other…then mildly stared some more

also the line “Look! They’re coming to kick Krokus’s ass!”

There was another video of a guy on fire is running down the street, and Butthead says he’s going to change the channel and Beavis quietly says, “Butthead, I swear to God, if you change the channel…I will kill you.”

136 makeitstop  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:15:42am

re: #127 WindUpBird

This household is 100% on board with Twisted Sister, and the album Stay Hungry specifically

They just re-released ‘Under The Blade’ (the album that got them in dutch with Tipper Gore) along with a long-lost video from the Reading Festival where Lemmy and Fast Eddie got on stage with them cementing their rep as the Real Deal in the UK.

And they’re about to start the summer festival run in Hungary in a couple of days.

137 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:15:45am

re: #135 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

There was another video of a guy on fire is running down the street, and Butthead says he’s going to change the channel and Beavis quietly says, “Butthead, I swear to God, if you change the channel…I will kill you.”

hahahaha oh memories

I never ever got tired of B&B ever, it was always funny

138 reine.de.tout  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:15:50am

Well this would make a good insult; unfortunately, it seems to have been a serious attempt by somebody to make an in-store ad:
Image: 246717_1782952823123_1518541173_31500305_2394903_s.jpg

139 Decatur Deb  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:16:01am

re: #131 WindUpBird

Thankfully, I was the drummer who owned all the gear for the band, so they couldn’t fuck with me :D

What’s the difference between a rabbit and a bodrun player?

The rabbit might be going to a gig.

140 ProBosniaLiberal  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:16:15am

re: #120 sattv4u2

Have no sympathy for them. These people had no mercy in gunning down civilians even children. When their more moral compatriots broke away, they did the right thing. For now, there is a little safety.

141 tnguitarist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:16:59am

re: #134 WindUpBird

God, and I saw them live after the Ugly Kid Joe singer joined them

Me too! Ozzfest…can’t remember the year. Incubus was on the 2nd stage.

142 Kragar  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:17:07am

re: #137 WindUpBird

hahahaha oh memories

I never ever got tired of B&B ever, it was always funny

Like the time they went to the gym and the huge guy asked them to spot him. The bar slipped and the guy is wheezing out “SPOT! SPOT!” and Butthead leans in “There you are dude.”

143 sattv4u2  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:17:20am

re: #140 ProLifeLiberal

Have no sympathy for them. These people had no mercy in gunning down civilians even children. When their more moral compatriots broke away, they did the right thing. For now, there is a little safety.

My thoughts were more towards civilians that are probably in the cross fire between troops still loyal to Bashar and the ones rebelling against him

144 makeitstop  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:17:27am

re: #139 Decatur Deb

What’s the difference between a rabbit and a bodrun player?

The rabbit might be going to a gig.

What’s the difference between an accordian and an onion?

Most people cry when you cut up an onion.

145 Sol Berdinowitz  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:18:34am

re: #131 WindUpBird

Thankfully, I was the drummer who owned all the gear for the band, so they couldn’t fuck with me :D


re: #116 makeitstop

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

True drummer story: our dcrummer used to call up regularly before a gig to say that his truck had broken down and could we pick up his gear and bring him to the gig.

But he was otherwise a decent guy who would always help us if one of our cars broke down.

So we get a call the afternoon before a gig. He needed help: not because his truck had broken down, but his girlfriend had kicked him out, and his truck was too crammed with his stuff to fit the drum kit!

146 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:18:45am

re: #141 tnguitarist

Me too! Ozzfest…can’t remember the year. Incubus was on the 2nd stage.

it wasn’t Ozzfest for me, I don’t remember what tour it was, all I know was they sure were not headlining

147 celticdragon  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:18:54am

re: #122 lawhawk

I saw a news report about that earlier today, and the friends of the woman say that the woman actually suffered a miscarriage, and did not have an abortion whatsoever.

As if the guy wasn’t enough of a piece of work… a judge has already ruled that the billboard should come down. The guy claims that he’s got a free speech right to post the billboard, and cites to the Westboro decision at the US Sup. Ct., but that’s a gross misreading seeing that the Supreme Court limited that decision to only the Westboro situation at issue.


You know better than I do, but this case could have legs on it(lots of websites carrying this story, and deep pockets anti abortion groups will fight this one all the way), and courts are reluctant to censor political and religious speech. The billboard is explicitely anti abortion. It does not appear to be the case that the mother is actually named or featured in any way, so any defamation argument on her part may not have much in the way of grounds to rest upon. As I said, however, you know better then I do.

148 ProBosniaLiberal  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:18:54am

re: #143 sattv4u2

True, didn’t think about the fact this would be in neighborhoods.

149 tnguitarist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:20:04am

re: #137 WindUpBird

hahahaha oh memories

I never ever got tired of B&B ever, it was always funny

They were watching a death metal video….one of them said something about on of the characters looking like that ‘Barney from Mayberry guy’, then Beavis says, “Andy, I reckon I’m gonna head up to Mt. Pilot and worship satan.” I laughed until I cried.

150 celticdragon  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:20:37am

re: #130 allegro

As I recall when I first read about this, the guy started a foundation (membership of one) that was named after the woman in question. So the billboard did include the woman’s name.

If that is so, then she may well have a case against him. I hope she does.

151 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:20:50am

re: #117 ProLifeLiberal

Good to finally hear it. Wonder what chaos occurs when he falls. Syria is the 2nd most diverse nation in the region, behind Iraq.

Mainline Shias, Alawis, Sunnis, Christians, and Druze, oh my!

Iran had a tension headache right about now.

In 1948, Syria also had 30,000 Jews. Less than a hundred now.

152 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:20:56am

re: #145 ralphieboy

awww that’s kinda sad and sweet :D


I come from the angry prog-metal school of drummers-who-run-the-band-and-get-furious-when-the-band-can’t-play-in-13/8, so I never got the whole drummers-are-dumbshits jokes…until our band started to gig some, and then I went OOH AHH GOT IT

153 Tiny alien kittens are watching you  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:21:36am

re: #56 SanFranciscoZionist

My own observation is that straight men who feel OK about their sexuality and that of others would, in fact, prefer not to dwell on the mechanics of sex between men. They are happy to support it in an abstract way, but will beg not to be given any details.

Got me pegged there, I have absolutely no interest in knowing, no interest in considering it, and still find the entire idea just really…”icky” However just because a photo/video of a man kissing another man or seeing men being amorous with each other in public is distasteful to me is not enough reason for me to want to outlaw/ostracize them.

I am 100% attracted to women, but I have read enough, talked enough, shared enough, to realize that some men are simply born being attracted to other men (and some women to women too). It doesn’t matter that I find it distasteful myself, I do not and should not have the right to tell them that whatever person of whatever sex is attractive to them is a perversion and/or a sin.

As a straight I find it hard to understand and easy to disagree with what some call a “Chosen lifestyle.” But I know that it is not chosen, I didn’t sit down one day and decide between whether boys or girls would excite me, I had no choice in the matter. I accept as fact that neither did they, so I support them as best I can.

If my fundamentalist upbringing had taken hold early on, and I had an attraction to other boys? My only option would have been to deny my “perversion” and instead to attack the cause of my sinful thoughts. Namely gays…

I think we are seeing this far more than most people realize. Even after all the “evangelical” gay sex scandals over the last 20 years or so.

154 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:21:37am

re: #149 tnguitarist

*falls the fuck over and dies*

seriously best laugh I’ve had all week jesus

155 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:22:19am

re: #149 tnguitarist

have they released those on DVD with the videos intact? My God

156 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:24:02am

re: #82 Alouette

Do you still peek in at Free Republic?

Inspired by your inquiry, I did check in today. As always, they produce some gems of derpitude.
In this one, Something Strange With Volcano Eruption in Chile, a blogger sees it as very strange, perhaps a sign of the end times, that a volcano erupts in one place, while associated earthquakes are happening up to 40 km away. This is actually quite normal for linear eruptions, since the whole extended formation will start shaking when any sizable part of it does.
As usual, not quite all freepers are buying it:

I would recommend complete panic. Make sure you send me all your money, you won’t be needing it anyway.
157 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:24:24am

re: #153 ausador

Got me pegged there, I have absolutely no interest in knowing, no interest in considering it, and still find the entire idea just really…”icky” However just because a photo/video of a man kissing another man or seeing men being amorous with each other in public is distasteful to me is not enough reason for me to want to outlaw/ostracize them.

My father likes to explain to people that the thought of surgery being performed on a human eyeball makes him want to throw up, but he’s not going to ask that they outlaw that to make him happier.

158 tnguitarist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:24:30am

re: #155 WindUpBird

have they released those on DVD with the videos intact? My God

Not to my knowledge.

159 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:24:32am

re: #72 sattv4u2

Sat I must object to a post that compares the way that I bash Teabags, immoderate Republicans and other GOP sub-Australopitheci to the way these same sub-Australopitheci bash Charles or me.

Really…

I write detailed essays supported by rigorous science about how they are murdering future generations, about how they are setting back our education and civilization by centuries for the profit of a morally bankrupt few, and long detailed essays about all the “bible quotes” they get utterly wrong while proving they have never read the good book they bang on so loudly.

160 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:25:36am

re: #157 SanFranciscoZionist

My father likes to explain to people that the thought of surgery being performed on a human eyeball makes him want to throw up, but he’s not going to ask that they outlaw that to make him happier.

yeah, I cannot watch eye trauma, not in film, not shots of surgery, not in a horror movie, not even in video games

also can’t watch footage of ants swarming, that also freaks me the hell out

161 sattv4u2  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:26:23am

re: #159 LudwigVanQuixote

Sat I must object to a post that compares the way that I bash Teabags, immoderate Republicans and other GOP sub-Australopitheci to the way these same sub-Australopitheci bash Charles or me.

I was talking about how you go off on people HERE,,, not trolls,,, longtime Lizards who happen to (horrors) disagree with you!

162 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:26:46am

re: #158 tnguitarist

Not to my knowledge.

there must be a torrent somewhere, and my PC will spit video to my Xbox and thus my TV, via the magic of Sir Bill Gates

163 sattv4u2  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:27:21am

re: #159 LudwigVanQuixote

re: #161 sattv4u2

Sat I must object to a post that compares the way that I bash Teabags, immoderate Republicans and other GOP sub-Australopitheci to the way these same sub-Australopitheci bash Charles or me.

I was talking about how you go off on people HERE,,, not trolls,,, longtime Lizards who happen to (horrors) disagree with you!

and btw,,, “who happen to disagree with you” on perhaps ONE thing,, people that usually are in AGREEMENT with you

164 tnguitarist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:27:36am

re: #154 WindUpBird

*falls the fuck over and dies*

seriously best laugh I’ve had all week jesus

Found it!

Youtube Video
165 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:28:02am

re: #164 tnguitarist

MORBID ANGEL’s GOD OF EMPTINESS!

166 makeitstop  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:28:27am

re: #155 WindUpBird

have they released those on DVD with the videos intact? My God

Nope. They’ve released the episodes, but getting rights to the songs they mocked would have been prohibitive, so no videos.

Kinda defeats the purpose for me - I sat through the episodes waiting for them to trash videos.

167 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:28:53am

re: #161 sattv4u2

Again sat… I am sorry that all of this negative attention to your pet righties had made you feel compelled to attack me with the age old trope of “merely disagreeing with me.” That rather clouds:

1. Your raging butthurt
2. The bizarre notion that I disagree with idotic right wing things you say simply to be perverse rather than to call you out on the sheer idiocy of what you are saying.

168 sattv4u2  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:29:53am

re: #167 LudwigVanQuixote

{sigh}

169 lawhawk  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:30:03am

re: #147 celticdragon

She’s suing on grounds of invasion of privacy and harassment, not defamation or slander.

170 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:30:09am

re: #166 makeitstop

“Bow to me splendidly? What does that mean?”

yeah, the videos were the money content :D

171 tnguitarist  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:31:10am

re: #170 WindUpBird

“Bow to me splendidly? What does that mean?”

yeah, the videos were the money content :D

I loved it when the song sucked so bad, they would just sit and stare with their mouths agape.

172 RogueOne  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:31:18am

re: #155 WindUpBird

have they released those on DVD with the videos intact? My God

I have them all but ~10 episodes that I converted from tape/dvr to DVD’s. I even went through the hassle of pulling out all the videos and put them on separate discs so I could watch just those.

173 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:32:12am

re: #156 Shiplord Kirel

I recommend rending garments and hurling your washing machine into traffic, Jesus is coming, and he’s tossing cop cars around like they’re basketballs

174 sattv4u2  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:32:13am

re: #167 LudwigVanQuixote

I didn’t realize Ice and Jimmah (amongst others)were “righties”

I welcome them to the club. Good allies, all!

175 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:32:29am

re: #172 RogueOne

I have them all but ~10 episodes that I converted from tape/dvr to DVD’s. I even went through the hassle of pulling out all the videos and put them on separate discs so I could watch just those.

WELL DONE SIR *_*

176 RogueOne  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:32:32am

re: #166 makeitstop

Nope. They’ve released the episodes, but getting rights to the songs they mocked would have been prohibitive, so no videos.

Kinda defeats the purpose for me - I sat through the episodes waiting for them to trash videos.

The DVD collection sets each have about a dozen videos in each.

177 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:33:24am

re: #171 tnguitarist

those were often 80’s new wave, wasn’t there some Erasure video where the spectacle was too much for them?

(Seriously I love Erasure for the videos, golden motorcycles and flying saucers and holy hell)

178 sattv4u2  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:38:36am

re: #177 WindUpBird

littlegreenfootballs.com

Thanks

;)

179 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:38:46am

re: #174 sattv4u2

I’m just going to ignore your attempts to start a fight.

There is a pattern here with you…

1. Pick a fight when I said nothing to you.
2. Get the fight going.
3. Whine that I made a thread about me…

Do you really, honestly think others don’t see that?

180 RogueOne  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:46:09am

re: #171 tnguitarist

Sometimes they were brutal. They tore up Grim Reaper . “This isn’t Spinal Tap, this Sucks!” “They won a blue ribbon in the pig contest”

Youtube Video
181 sattv4u2  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 11:48:56am

re: #179 LudwigVanQuixote

again, {sigh}


So instead of addressing what I actually stated, you veer off

YOU stated that you bash Teabags, immoderate Republicans and other GOP sub-Australopitheci

I then noted with astonishment that I didn’t realize that some long time Lizards (who you have bashed) here were on the right

182 theheat  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 12:11:00pm

For the most part, the haters consist of people who can’t buy a vowel.

183 Flavia  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 12:23:53pm

re: #15 iceweasel

The homophobes have a very special love for imagining gay sexual acts in detail.

& we all know why.

philosophy-religion.org

Charles: you just keep on doing the excellent work you do - let them expose themselves further w/brainless trash like this.

184 Diego  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 12:36:13pm

I’ve emailed you before, when the site was locking up on IE users, and called you ‘Chuck’, but not as an insult. I did it like Peppermint Patty in Peanuts. I never thought of people doing such and meaning it as an insult.

I forgot the mental age of the average Teapublican is 14½ going on 80

185 William of Orange  Tue, Jun 7, 2011 1:24:00pm

Pah! All in a days work.


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