1 Ben Hur  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:36:00pm

Nice.

How you dewing?

2 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:36:13pm

Cure for a hangover?

3 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:36:41pm

re: #1 Ben Hur

Nice.

How you dewing?

The comments will be mountin'.

4 ctrlL  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:36:52pm

Enjoying a little weed ... Eh, Charles ?

New camera?

5 Sharmuta  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:36:55pm

re: #2 MandyManners

Cure for a hangover?

Don't mind if I dew.

6 Noam Sayin'  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:36:58pm

Staged...

7 Max Darkside  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:37:19pm

How dew you dew this new (year)?

8 gclaghorn  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:37:29pm

I must give credit where credit is dew.

This is an awesome picture. Very sharp quality.

9 Triplmilo  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:37:52pm

I question the timing.

10 Wishing  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:38:10pm

LOVELY!

11 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:38:23pm

There ain't shit on TV to watch except a Brady Bunch marathon. The "MARCIA! MARCIA! MARCIA!" episode is on now.

12 Ben Hur  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:38:28pm

Dew.

Jew.

CAN'T YOU SEE?!?!?!?

13 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:39:12pm

re: #11 MandyManners

Hated Jan. Little did I know that all of America hated Jan.

14 Wishing  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:39:27pm

Man o man, I just can't wait for Spring to arrive!
Are we almost there?

15 Max Darkside  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:39:36pm

Unfortunately the grass is being poisoned by liquid DiHydrogen Monoxide condensation, the leading global warming chemical.

16 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:39:51pm

re: #11 MandyManners

There ain't shit on TV to watch except a Brady Bunch marathon. The "MARCIA! MARCIA! MARCIA!" episode is on now.

17 Sharmuta  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:39:53pm

re: #12 Ben Hur

Dew.

Jew.

CAN'T YOU SEE?!?!?!?

It's a Zionist plot!

18 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:40:22pm

re: #13 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Hated Jan. Little did I know that all of America hated Jan.

I've always wanted to smack Cindy.

19 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:40:36pm

re: #13 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Hated Jan. Little did I know that all of America hated Jan.

As much as we hated Wesley Crusher and Gazoo from the Flintstones?

Or Scrappy Doo?

20 Max Darkside  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:40:58pm

re: #18 MandyManners

I've always wanted to smack Cindy.

Where?

21 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:41:07pm

re: #18 MandyManners

I've always wanted to smack Cindy.

Peter was a little shit too.

22 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:41:46pm

THe only one we really liked was Alice.

23 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:42:26pm

re: #12 Ben Hur

Dew.

Jew.

CAN'T YOU SEE?!?!?!?

Deuce.
Juice.

24 sngnsgt  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:44:25pm

Yea, like grass man...

25 HelloDare  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:45:55pm

AP would have photoshopped a dew smile beneath those dew eyeballs.

Or better yet, a frown. Headline: Grass cries over Israeli aggression.

26 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:45:56pm
27 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:46:25pm

re: #24 sngnsgt

Yea, like grass man...

Which brings up the question, if someone was using "grass" and drinking "Dew," would the caffeine cancel out the mellowing?

28 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:46:32pm

re: #20 Max Darkside

Where?

Right across her little mouth.

29 mattm  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:47:17pm

All our grass is covered by 7" of fresh Global Warming caused snow.

30 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:47:52pm

re: #21 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Peter was a little shit too.

Is it true about Florence Henderson and Barry Williams?

31 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:48:02pm

Wow. PSU just tied it up. Gonna be a game (it appears, as of this minute).

32 Tarkus289  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:48:11pm

re: #30 MandyManners

Yes

33 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:48:23pm

re: #27 Silhouette

Which brings up the question, if someone was using "grass" and drinking "Dew," would the caffeine cancel out the mellowing?

No. It just puts a strange angle on things.

34 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:48:46pm

re: #32 Tarkus289

Yes

Well, I never.

35 opnion  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:49:07pm

4 seconds left in the 1st quarter, Penn State just tied USC 7 all.

36 Tarkus289  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:49:42pm

re: #34 MandyManners

Supposedly, there were drugs on the set too.

37 sngnsgt  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:49:43pm

re: #29 mattm

We received 3" of lake effect global warming last night.

38 AmeriDan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:49:52pm

re: #23 reine.de.tout

Deuce.
Juice.

Moose.

Proof that Gov. Palin is part of the Vast International Zionist Conspiracy to deprive Palestinians of Mountain Dew.

39 Tarkus289  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:50:30pm

My innocence was robbed.

40 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:50:49pm

Dew tell.

41 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:51:23pm

nice...that's actually a pretty unusual picture if you think about it...Charles is up on his Dew Fu...

42 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:52:29pm

Now, one of those blades would make a wiz of a whistle!
Beautiful Charles!

43 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:52:49pm

re: #39 Tarkus289

My innocence was robbed.

guilty of not paying attention!....move over there please...

44 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:52:50pm

re: #36 Tarkus289

Supposedly, there were drugs on the set too.

What kind?

45 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:53:15pm

re: #42 notutopia

Now, one of those blades would make a wiz of a whistle!
Beautiful Charles!

I can feel the crispness of it.

46 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:53:37pm

re: #25 HelloDare

AP would have photoshopped a dew smile beneath those dew eyeballs.

Happy dew year?

47 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:56:21pm
48 BBev  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:59:04pm

How many here have to work in the morning? I have 30 guys coming in to work to make up lost time on a building, I'm not going to be the most popular person come the morning.

49 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:59:22pm

More IDF video
Mortar Bombs Shot from UN School in Gaza 29 Oct. 2007

50 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:00:08pm

There is not a blade of truth in that picture.

51 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:00:40pm

re: #45 MandyManners

It looks good enough to chew on!
Here's one of my favorite science fiction stories, also made into a movie....
No Blade of grass -John Christopher
[Link: bobmeade-ivil.tripod.com...]

52 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:02:31pm

Rocket Ready for Launch in Gaza Struck by Israel Air Force 1 Jan. 2009

53 opnion  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:02:37pm

USC just scored on a quaterback keeper. USC 14-Penn State 7 in the 2nd quarter.

54 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:02:43pm

re: #48 BBev

How many here have to work in the morning? I have 30 guys coming in to work to make up lost time on a building, I'm not going to be the most popular person come the morning.


You may not be popular but you'll still be one of the fortunates who is still in control of his livelihood.
Go get 'em BBev!

55 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:03:09pm
56 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:03:24pm

re: #49 Killgore Trout

There a reason why they didn't take them out? The could have, couple well placed shots.

57 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:05:06pm
58 Sharmuta  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:06:48pm

"You know a lot about golf!"

"I know know even more about grass."

59 AmeriDan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:06:52pm

re: #49 Killgore Trout

That's a heck of a school for a tent city refugee camp.

Note that it's a boys school also.

60 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:07:17pm

Charles, those two dew drops look like poppy-eyes!
Like a little grass elf hiding in that patch!

61 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:08:09pm

re: #56 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

A lot of those drones are unarmed and there might not have been a bomber in the area ready to go. From watching gun camera footage from Iraq I've noticed that there are a lot of steps they have to go though before they can fire. They need to get permission and I'm guessing that firing on a UN building made it a little more complicated.

62 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:10:17pm

re: #61 Killgore Trout

Sensible. So, you are saying there is a side in this struggle that uses restraint, and they are the ones being bitched about?

63 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:10:39pm

re: #49 Killgore Trout

More IDF video
Mortar Bombs Shot from UN School in Gaza 29 Oct. 2007

Has Israel flattened that school yet?

64 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:11:23pm
65 VegasRick  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:11:24pm

re: #61 Killgore Trout

A lot of those drones are unarmed and there might not have been a bomber in the area ready to go. From watching gun camera footage from Iraq I've noticed that there are a lot of steps they have to go though before they can fire. They need to get permission and I'm guessing that firing on a UN building made it a little more complicated satisfying.

66 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:11:49pm

re: #2 MandyManners

Cure for a hangover?

Don't stop drinking in the first place.

67 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:12:22pm

re: #66 JamesTKirk

Don't stop drinking in the first place.

I'll drink to that!

68 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:12:33pm

re: #66 JamesTKirk

Don't stop drinking in the first place.

Excellent advice.

69 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:14:00pm

re: #27 Silhouette

Which brings up the question, if someone was using "grass" and drinking "Dew," would the caffeine cancel out the mellowing?

Not in my experience.
I have no idea. Do tell.

70 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:14:14pm

re: #50 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

There is not a blade of truth in that picture.

right...Charles didnt take these pics...Dudley Dewright did in fact

71 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:14:23pm
72 BBev  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:14:43pm

re: #54 notutopia

You may not be popular but you'll still be one of the fortunates who is still in control of his livelihood.
Go get 'em BBev!

I'm getting ready for my next project in town Boston.

73 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:14:59pm

re: #56 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

There a reason why they didn't take them out? The could have, couple well placed shots.

unarmed drone maybe?

74 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:15:11pm

re: #36 Tarkus289

Supposedly, there were drugs on the set too.

I have no problem assuming that there are drugs on every Hollywood set unless proven otherwise.

75 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:16:29pm

re: #61 Killgore Trout

A lot of those drones are unarmed and there might not have been a bomber in the area ready to go. From watching gun camera footage from Iraq I've noticed that there are a lot of steps they have to go though before they can fire. They need to get permission and I'm guessing that firing on a UN building made it a little more complicated.

Would have made it easier if I were in charge.

76 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:17:01pm

re: #63 MandyManners

Nope, I just checked and there haven't been any strikes there. I do seem to recall footage from a year or two ago of firing from UN school.

77 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:17:17pm

re: #71 buzzsawmonkey

If you drink a lot of beer you may not get a hangover in your head, but you might well get one over the belt in the abdominal region.

Would that be a hangunder?

78 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:17:39pm

re: #72 BBev
Congratulations on the upcoming contract.
These are commercial buildings?

79 Miss Trixie  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:17:51pm

Evening, lizards. We had a loverly New Year's day, bright with sinshine, cold to the bones and a sky so blue it hurt to look at it.

And I'm sipping on a glass of bubbly sweetened with fresh-squeezed orange juice.

Chicken schnitzel with spaetzle, buttered baby red potatoes and green beans for dinner later, finished off with some loverly dark chocolate truffles given to me as a gift, for my New Year's day dessert.

Life is good. :D

Cheers!

*clink*clink*

*sip*

81 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:18:27pm

re: #61 Killgore Trout

A lot of those drones are unarmed and there might not have been a bomber in the area ready to go. From watching gun camera footage from Iraq I've noticed that there are a lot of steps they have to go though before they can fire. They need to get permission and I'm guessing that firing on a UN building made it a little more complicated.

and it should be...time is on Israels side...slowly and steadily knocking the shit out of Hamas

82 debutaunt  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:18:32pm

re: #6 Noam Sayin'

Staged...

Water dropper

83 David IV of Georgia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:18:54pm

re: #75 JamesTKirk

Would have made it easier if I were in charge.

Personally, I would be inclined to target UN buildings first regardless of political consequences, but that's just me...

84 BBev  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:19:08pm

re: #78 notutopia

Congratulations on the upcoming contract.
These are commercial buildings?

Yes they are but we just had a national account a $5 million contract back out and that really sucks.

85 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:20:00pm

You can dew me in the morning
You can dew in the night
You can dew me when you wanna dew me...

86 AmeriDan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:20:16pm

re: #64 buzzsawmonkey

Building rockets is part of shop class. Firing them is part of PT, as is jumping through flaming truck tires.

Don't forget about Killing Juice 101 class. Mandatory, I hear.

Or the more advanced classes like Using Useful Idiots.

87 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:20:29pm

re: #83 David IV of Georgia

Personally, I would be inclined to target UN buildings first regardless of political consequences, but that's just me...

well they need a little less than half a reason...I think KTs school is rubble by now

88 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:20:55pm

re: #84 BBev

Is the reason for the backout due to unavailable financing?

89 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:21:23pm

re: #86 AmeriDan

Don't forget about Killing Juice 101 class. Mandatory, I hear.

Or the more advanced classes like Using Useful Idiots.

But they still don't have any decent photoshopping courses yet.

90 BBev  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:21:59pm

re: #88 notutopia

Is the reason for the backout due to unavailable financing?

No, It's an international package carrier.

91 AuntAcid  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:22:04pm

Dew others before they dew you.

92 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:22:22pm

I must say this - I really really like the video-in-comments feature, the way it turned out after all the tweaking was finished. It is really special.

93 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:22:27pm

U like drinkin'...
Image: yodawg7.jpg

94 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:22:28pm

re: #89 JamesTKirk

But they still don't have any decent photoshopping courses yet.

til then they do have Rooters....

95 AmeriDan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:22:35pm

re: #27 Silhouette

Which brings up the question, if someone was using "grass" and drinking "Dew," would the caffeine cancel out the mellowing?

Hmmm. Check back with me in an hour or two.

96 TaeJohnDo  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:22:38pm

re: #49 Killgore Trout

More IDF video
Mortar Bombs Shot from UN School in Gaza 29 Oct. 2007

Just a little Terrorist VO tech

97 David IV of Georgia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:22:53pm
re: 87 albusteve

re: #83 David IV of Georgia

Personally, I would be inclined to target UN buildings first regardless of political consequences, but that's just me...

well they need a little less than half a reason...I think KTs school is rubble by now

I figure my taxes paid for the building anyway.

98 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:23:11pm

re: #95 AmeriDan

Hmmm. Check back with me in an hour or two.

Share!

99 Miss Trixie  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:23:15pm

re: #80 ArmyWife

All I want to dew ew ew ew ew oh ew ew ew ew is love you...

Loved that! :D I'm an Albertan raised all up with a special weakness for anything country - especially music and cowboys.

Prolly why I love Texas so much .... :D

100 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:24:05pm

re: #79 Miss Trixie

Evening, lizards. We had a loverly New Year's day, bright with sinshine, cold to the bones and a sky so blue it hurt to look at it.

And I'm sipping on a glass of bubbly sweetened with fresh-squeezed orange juice.

Chicken schnitzel with spaetzle, buttered baby red potatoes and green beans for dinner later, finished off with some loverly dark chocolate truffles given to me as a gift, for my New Year's day dessert.

Life is good. :D

Cheers!

*clink*clink*

*sip*

No Hoppin' John? You're doomed.

101 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:24:16pm
102 AmeriDan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:24:17pm

re: #92 reine.de.tout

I must say this - I really really like the video-in-comments feature, the way it turned out after all the tweaking was finished. It is really special.

I've been away for a few months. How do you do that?

103 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:24:45pm

re: #95 AmeriDan

Hmmm. Check back with me in an hour or two.

Don't bogart.

104 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:24:51pm

Bleed the World


Watch the whole thing, the altered lyrics show up about halfway through.
105 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:24:57pm

re: #95 AmeriDan

Hmmm. Check back with me in an hour or two.

Right, like you'll remember the question.

106 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:25:36pm

re: #90 BBev

It's interesting to me because the homebuilding industry is obviously stagnant due to so many foreclosed properties available. However, in the Raleigh Durham, NC area there are several highrises and many smaller strip malls being constructed.
I would have thought the commercial building would have also taken a big hit on new construction due to the
standstill in our economics.

107 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:25:41pm

re: #97 David IV of Georgia

I figure my taxes paid for the building anyway.

quite correct...you are therefore promoted to the Target Expediting Squad....

108 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:25:46pm

Aljazeera poll:

Do you think Israel’s air strikes on the Gaza Strip are justified?

Yes
No

Make sure to vote.

109 BBev  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:26:00pm

re: #88 notutopia

Is the reason for the backout due to unavailable financing?

I'm still waiting to start my Jewelry business, I have everything all set and ready to go and jewels all safe in a safety deposit box.

110 David IV of Georgia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:26:06pm

re: #89 JamesTKirk

But they still don't have any decent photoshopping courses yet.

They have some pretty good acting and movie production classes.

111 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:26:37pm

re: #102 AmeriDan

I've been away for a few months. How do you do that?

berry,berry easy.

when you find the video you want to use, copy the link from the address bar in your browser (do not use the "embed video" feature, just copy the link in your browser address bar like you do for anything).

Then come back to your comment box, click on an empty space and "paste".
Then post.

112 Miss Trixie  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:26:44pm

re: #100 MandyManners

No Hoppin' John? You're doomed.

Isn't that like cornbread?

Great - now I want cornbread and I don't have the fixins ... grrrr.

/gotta get me a man to send to the store on occasions like this

113 freedombilly  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:26:56pm

Walk me out in the morning dew.

114 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:27:05pm

January 1, 2009

My mother always told me that the first person in the household to write out the date in a new year will rule the household for the next year.

It's one of those wives tales that makes sense: the person most likely to have a need to write the date is also likely the one that handles the household bills and other business dealings.

115 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:27:18pm
116 Sharmuta  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:27:39pm

It's much two dew about grass.

117 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:27:52pm

re: #106 notutopia

It's interesting to me because the homebuilding industry is obviously stagnant due to so many foreclosed properties available. However, in the Raleigh Durham, NC area there are several highrises and many smaller strip malls being constructed.
I would have thought the commercial building would have also taken a big hit on new construction due to the
standstill in our economics.

I see stores in the shopping malls and strip malls sitting empty or going out of business, but that doesn't stop them from building even more strip malls.

Is this a variation on the Shoe Event Horizon theory?

118 jamgarr  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:28:00pm

re: #108 NJDhockeyfan

Aljazeera poll:


Make sure to vote.

78% yes!

119 BBev  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:28:17pm

re: #106 notutopia

It's interesting to me because the homebuilding industry is obviously stagnant due to so many foreclosed properties available. However, in the Raleigh Durham, NC area there are several highrises and many smaller strip malls being constructed.
I would have thought the commercial building would have also taken a big hit on new construction due to the
standstill in our economics.

I have a side business doing "Real estate development consulting" and I know how hard it is right now.

120 AmeriDan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:28:28pm

re: #98 JamesTKirk

Share!

Pssssttt!

See me in the lounge.

/Heh, as if I'd ever go in there.

*Passes over California approved Herbal Medicine*

121 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:28:36pm

re: #112 Miss Trixie

Isn't that like cornbread?

Great - now I want cornbread and I don't have the fixins ... grrrr.

/gotta get me a man to send to the store on occasions like this

Black-eyed peas, rice cooked in chicken broth, diced onion, garlic and cayenne pepper.

122 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:28:37pm

re: #108 NJDhockeyfan

Aljazeera poll:

Make sure to vote.

no...it's a trick to sell something...another ShamWow poll

123 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:28:53pm

re: #108 NJDhockeyfan

Aljazeera poll:

Make sure to vote.

I'd rather not give them my IP number and/or a chance to infect my system just for a poll which won't accomplish anything and is guaranteed to receive an overwhelming number of votes opposed to mine anyway,

124 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:29:01pm
125 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:29:49pm

re: #114 Silhouette

January 1, 2009

My mother always told me that the first person in the household to write out the date in a new year will rule the household for the next year.

It's one of those wives tales that makes sense: the person most likely to have a need to write the date is also likely the one that handles the household bills and other business dealings.

I can't remember what the first thing I said in 2009 was.

I made sure that my first word in 2008 was "monkeys".

126 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:31:12pm

re: #120 AmeriDan

Pssssttt!

See me in the lounge.

/Heh, as if I'd ever go in there.

*Passes over California approved Herbal Medicine*

You'd think a state as blue as Maryland would have some sort of medicinal herbage program.

127 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:31:15pm

re: #114 Silhouette

January 1, 2009

My mother always told me that the first person in the household to write out the date in a new year will rule the household for the next year.

It's one of those wives tales that makes sense: the person most likely to have a need to write the date is also likely the one that handles the household bills and other business dealings.

At LGF, it's probably all us that posted on the site last night first. It did feel strange to type 2009...ewww I just did it again!

128 AmeriDan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:31:57pm

re: #111 reine.de.tout

Thanks!

Going to try it now.


*******************

Hey Captain, spread the love around. We've got people jonesin upthread.

129 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:32:14pm

Dew I feel lucky?
Well dew ya, punk?

130 gop_patriot  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:32:15pm

re: #100 MandyManners

No Hoppin' John? You're doomed.

Oh no! Poor Miss Trixie. ;) Although Miss T, your dinner sounds delicious!

/Didn't do Hoppin' John here, but my black-eyed peas and greens were soooo good today. MMMM

131 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:32:48pm

re: #127 notutopia

At LGF, it's probably all us that posted on the site last night first. It did feel strange to type 2009...ewww I just did it again!

Someone once asked, "When does it stop being a 'new' year?" The answer is, when you stop writing the old year on your checks.

132 VegasRick  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:32:54pm

re: #108 NJDhockeyfan

Aljazeera poll:


Make sure to vote.

Just did, 71 to 28 Yes.

133 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:33:28pm

re: #130 gop_patriot

Oh no! Poor Miss Trixie. ;) Although Miss T, your dinner sounds delicious!

/Didn't do Hoppin' John here, but my black-eyed peas and greens were soooo good today. MMMM

I don't do the green thing.

134 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:33:43pm

dew me like I like to be dewd

135 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:34:06pm

re: #125 JamesTKirk

I can't remember what the first thing I said in 2009 was.

I made sure that my first word in 2008 was "monkeys".

WHat happens with the first thing you say?

I imagine that the first word after midnight by most Americans is "Happy."

For those with slow clocks, the first word is "one."

136 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:34:06pm

re: #117 JamesTKirk

I see stores in the shopping malls and strip malls sitting empty or going out of business, but that doesn't stop them from building even more strip malls.

Is this a variation on the Shoe Event Horizon theory?


Heh! I call this the Almelda Marcos theory...she had
thousands of pairs of shoes...
gee, I didn't know she was depressed.
/

137 jaunte  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:34:12pm

The Hoppin' John Orchestra:

138 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:34:21pm

re: #133 MandyManners

I don't do the green thing.

I do. But enough about my sex life...

139 itellu3times  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:34:28pm

USC be rollin'

140 Venflon  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:34:51pm

re: #132 VegasRick

How long 'till they take it down or "fix" the results?

141 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:34:57pm

re: #124 buzzsawmonkey

At least it's not much a-dew about nothing.

I would like to bid this pun a dew.

142 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:35:10pm

re: #131 Silhouette

Someone once asked, "When does it stop being a 'new' year?" The answer is, when you stop writing the old year on your checks.

Exactly. I just went into quicken and made sure that all my automatic drafts are posting to 2009! I don't like licking stamps!

143 Steffan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:35:19pm

re: #19 Silhouette

As much as we hated Wesley Crusher and Gazoo from the Flintstones?

Or Scrappy Doo?

Worse. Barney-level.

"I hate you, you hate me,
Let's hang Barney from a tree..."

144 Sharmuta  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:35:33pm

re: #124 buzzsawmonkey

At least it's not much a-dew about nothing.

Indeed- for that surely wouldn't dew. For if it were, we might just bid ourselves "adew".

145 Miss Trixie  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:36:04pm

Thanks, Mandy.

I guess cayenne pepper's responsible for all the hoppin' John does?

:D

*sip*

deee-LISH! I should buy these single serve bubbly wines more often - it's a loverly treat!

146 Dr. Shalit  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:36:11pm

re: #52 Killgore Trout

Rocket Ready for Launch in Gaza Struck by Israel Air Force 1 Jan. 2009


Killgore -

Good Shot. Good Show. That is all.

-S-

147 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:36:25pm

role a dewbie

148 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:37:00pm

re: #99 Miss Trixie

I like that song too. You can get the hip wiggle down pretty easily with that. On the flip side, I just won major coolness points with the guy my daughter is trying to impress by singing this on the Wii Rockband:

Just wait until they have American Idol for Old People! ;)

149 FrogMarch  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:37:06pm

Howdy.

Lou's curious, depressing and hopeful predictions for 2009:

150 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:37:45pm

re: #138 JamesTKirk

I do. But enough about my sex life...

*shaking my head*

151 itellu3times  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:38:05pm

Poets, priests and poiticians
Have words to thank for their positions
Words that scream for your submission
And no-ones jamming their transmission
And when their eloquence escapes you
Their logic ties you up and rapes you

De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through
De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
Theyre meaningless and all thats true

/sting & police

152 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:38:08pm

re: #148 ArmyWife

Well that didn't work. Again -


153 opnion  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:38:39pm

re: #139 itellu3times

USC be rollin'

I really thought that Penn State had a chance.
Time for a playoff, USC looks as good or better than anyone.

154 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:39:02pm

re: #145 Miss Trixie

Thanks, Mandy.

I guess cayenne pepper's responsible for all the hoppin' John does?

:D

*sip*

deee-LISH! I should buy these single serve bubbly wines more often - it's a loverly treat!

Where'd you find the new potatoes? I'm dying for some.

155 AmeriDan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:39:31pm

Test......

God Love Her

156 AuntAcid  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:39:32pm

re: #134 albusteve

dew me like I like to be dewd

Sorry, you're way past dew, dewd.

157 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:40:34pm

re: #150 MandyManners

*shaking my head*

[Link: www.fortunecity.com...]

158 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:40:35pm

best Police evah....

159 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:40:52pm

re: #155 AmeriDan

Test......

God Love Her



Embedding disabled by request.

160 gop_patriot  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:41:13pm

re: #133 MandyManners

I don't do the green thing.

My husband and children don't like them either. But I love them with pepper sauce. :)

/greens for money, and boy could I use some of that. lol

161 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:41:45pm

re: #149 FrogMarch

Wow, he's pretty on spot. The loss of Sears Holdings is a little sad however. It is one of the dwindling few mass retailers that has earned it's place in the business.
He's from Houston, Tx. Are you there?

162 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:41:46pm

re: #156 AuntAcid

Sorry, you're way past dew, dewd.

HA!....so true

163 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:41:58pm

re: #160 gop_patriot

I love greens with a lot of vinegar on them. Super yummy!

164 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:42:21pm

re: #151 itellu3times

/sting & police

Love The Police.
No love for Sting solo.

165 Sharmuta  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:42:33pm

Dewling Banjos

166 BBev  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:42:46pm

re: #149 FrogMarch

Howdy.

Lou's curious, depressing and hopeful predictions for 2009:

Wow, just about what I would expect.

167 summergurl  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:43:12pm

re: #160 gop_patriot

My husband and children don't like them either. But I love them with pepper sauce. :)

/greens for money, and boy could I use some of that. lol

We had collard greens and blackeyed peas with dinner - green is the bills and the peas are the coins - couldn't hurt...

168 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:43:15pm

re: #165 Sharmuta

Dewling Banjos


[Video]

ahhhh...good one!

169 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:44:42pm
170 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:45:15pm

re: #169 buzzsawmonkey

Does putting a lot of vinegar on Greens discourage them from demonstrating about recycling or bike lanes? Maybe I'll try it.

I think they're more afraid of soap.

171 AmeriDan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:45:27pm

re: #155 AmeriDan

Trying another way...

God Love Her

172 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:46:22pm
173 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:46:25pm

re: #171 AmeriDan

If you get the "embedding disabled by request" message, all you have to do is double-click on it and it will open the video in another tab/window.

174 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:47:12pm

re: #172 buzzsawmonkey

...they already seem to be filled with piss...

Not if Zombie's pictures are to be believed... *shudder*

175 summergurl  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:47:31pm

Now this is an oldie but goodie---

Dew You Feel Like I Dew----

Dew you?

176 Miss Trixie  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:47:53pm

re: #130 gop_patriot

Oh no! Poor Miss Trixie. ;) Although Miss T, your dinner sounds delicious!

/Didn't do Hoppin' John here, but my black-eyed peas and greens were soooo good today. MMMM

I'll live - thanks toots! :D

I was just outside and looked up to see the bright sliver of the moon and sparkly Venus in the winter sky. About took my breath away it was so beautiful.

177 AmeriDan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:48:07pm

re: #159 MandyManners

Embedding disabled by request.

Yup. Hell of a way to start off the New Year, huh?

I'l try the old way.

God Love Her

178 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:48:09pm

re: #168 albusteve

ahhhh...good one!

same guys that backed up Dylan on 'Blood on the Tracks'

179 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:48:13pm
180 Racer X  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:48:19pm

Halftime
USC 31
Penn St 7

Disproportionate use of force.

181 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:48:33pm

re: #160 gop_patriot

My husband and children don't like them either. But I love them with pepper sauce. :)

/greens for money, and boy could I use some of that. lol

I could get them down with sufficient seasoning.

182 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:48:38pm

Collard Greens Recipe and History

[Link: whatscookingamerica.net...]

The reason vinegar is served with them is that an acid
enhances their flavor. Some recipes in the deep south call for cooking them with a tad of apple cider vinegar.
Enjoy!

183 Miss Trixie  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:49:10pm

re: #148 ArmyWife

I like that song too. You can get the hip wiggle down pretty easily with that. On the flip side, I just won major coolness points with the guy my daughter is trying to impress by singing this on the Wii Rockband:

Just wait until they have American Idol for Old People! ;)

BWAHAHAHAHA! Wunnerful!

184 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:49:38pm

re: #163 ArmyWife

I love greens with a lot of vinegar on them. Super yummy!

I like to make a wilted spinach salad with a hot vinegar and bacon grease.

185 jamgarr  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:49:55pm

re: #176 Miss Trixie

I'll live - thanks toots! :D

I was just outside and looked up to see the bright sliver of the moon and sparkly Venus in the winter sky. About took my breath away it was so beautiful.

Been noticing that - the crescent "points" to the planet - pretty cool

186 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:50:00pm

re: #169 buzzsawmonkey

You need non-organic shampoo - the kind with lots of Sodium laureth sulfate to make it bubbly. That repeals them every time.

187 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:50:13pm

Deputy jailed in porn case

PORT ALLEN — A West Baton Rouge Parish sheriff’s deputy was arrested and booked Monday with a single count of intentional possession of pornography involving a minor.

Justin Kane Sprawls, 25, is accused of possessing in his laptop computer sexually explicit photographs of minors, Tammi Arender-Herring, communications director with the state Attorney General’s Office, said Wednesday.

If convicted, Sprawls faces two to 10 years in prison, a $10,000 fine, or both, according to state law.

This douchebag is going to have a rough time in prison.

188 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:50:41pm

re: #179 buzzsawmonkey

re: #174 JamesTKirk

re: #172 buzzsawmonkey

...they already seem to be filled with piss...

Not if Zombie's pictures are to be believed... *shudder*

At least Zombie doesn't provide, er, streaming video....

Either way, it's all yellow journalism.

189 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:50:50pm

Dylan at his very best....Dueling Banjo guys back up...

190 AmeriDan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:51:17pm

re: #173 JamesTKirk

If you get the "embedding disabled by request" message, all you have to do is double-click on it and it will open the video in another tab/window.

Thanks!

191 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:51:31pm

re: #184 MandyManners

I love warm spinach salad. Do you put hard boiled egg on yours?

192 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:51:31pm

re: #176 Miss Trixie

I'll live - thanks toots! :D

I was just outside and looked up to see the bright sliver of the moon and sparkly Venus in the winter sky. About took my breath away it was so beautiful.

You sure that's Venus? It was Jupiter below the moon last night...

193 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:52:05pm

re: #187 NJDhockeyfan

Deputy jailed in porn case


This douchebag is going to have a rough time in prison.

Doubly so--a cop and a kiddie perv.

194 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:52:08pm

Time to go cook up the latkes...
BBL

195 lesbianrainforest  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:52:12pm

re: #113 freedombilly

Walk me out in the morning dew.

Beck is awesome..........

196 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:52:20pm

re: #190 AmeriDan

Thanks!

De nada. Just doing my dewty.

197 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:52:32pm
198 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:53:19pm
199 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:53:26pm

re: #191 ArmyWife

I love warm spinach salad. Do you put hard boiled egg on yours?

And, lotsa' onions.

200 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:53:27pm

re: #163 ArmyWife

I love greens with a lot of vinegar on them. Super yummy!

So do I--especially malt vinegar!

201 summergurl  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:53:54pm

Drudge has a new headline - Gaza Rockets put Israel Nuke Plant in Battle Zone --

looks like an errant missile would have a big mistake

And aren't they all pretty errant?

202 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:54:05pm

re: #184 MandyManners

I like to make a wilted spinach salad with a hot vinegar and bacon grease.

And mushrooms and croutons...

203 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:54:10pm
204 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:54:16pm
205 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:54:40pm

re: #203 ploome hineni

you don't mind if I go get a glass of wine, dew you?

206 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:54:59pm

re: #204 buzzsawmonkey

If you're discussing malt vinegar, can a plate of fried cod and chips be far away?

My mouth is watering...

207 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:55:02pm

re: #202 goddessoftheclassroom

And mushrooms and croutons...

I have a major phobia about mushrooms.

208 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:55:14pm

re: #204 buzzsawmonkey

If you're discussing malt vinegar, can a plate of fried cod and chips be far away?

scrod?

209 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:55:36pm

re: #207 MandyManners

I don't eat fungus. Most especially fungus specifically grown in poop.

210 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:55:43pm

re: #207 MandyManners

I have a major phobia about mushrooms.

Oh come on, what do you have against a fun guy?

211 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:55:51pm
212 Miss Trixie  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:55:52pm

re: #154 MandyManners

Where'd you find the new potatoes? I'm dying for some.

From my grocer, silly. :P

213 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:56:14pm

re: #207 MandyManners

I have a major phobia about mushrooms.

Okay, I'll take yours...

214 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:56:17pm
215 David IV of Georgia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:56:51pm

I prefer my great-uncle's mountain dew to the Mountain Dew™ found in the stores. Unfortunately, the Treasury Department preferred it also.

216 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:57:08pm

re: #209 ArmyWife

I don't eat fungus. Most especially fungus specifically grown in poop.

Never did get the hallucengic 'shroom thing in Seattle. Anything that has a guaranteed puke involved is not for me.

217 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:57:11pm

re: #207 MandyManners

I have a major phobia about mushrooms.

I do too...they really don't seem like food, I mean not like Corn Flakes or real food...

218 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:57:30pm

re: #210 JamesTKirk

Oh come on, what do you have against a fun guy?

*rim shot*

219 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:57:43pm

re: #211 ploome hineni

was he taking pictures of the juvies he was driving?

Beats me.

220 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:58:03pm

re: #212 Miss Trixie

From my grocer, silly. :P

I've not seen anyone at my grocery store in a while.

221 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:58:03pm

re: #213 goddessoftheclassroom

Okay, I'll take yours...

You've gotta share 'em with me.

222 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:58:09pm
223 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:58:23pm

re: #216 MandyManners

Never did get the hallucengic 'shroom thing in Seattle. Anything that has a guaranteed puke involved is not for me.

I never puked from shrooms!

Really? Shrooms make you puke?

224 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:58:28pm

re: #213 goddessoftheclassroom

Okay, I'll take yours...

Can I have some of your eggs?

225 Miss Trixie  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:58:55pm

re: #192 JamesTKirk

You sure that's Venus? It was Jupiter below the moon last night...

I presumed so - but if it's Jupiter then I'm still happy.

As long a no one's looking at Uranus ...

/Sulu? Zatyoo? :D

226 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:59:10pm

re: #217 albusteve

I do too...they really don't seem like food, I mean not like Corn Flakes or real food...

The taste, the texture, the smell...ugh.

227 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:59:35pm

re: #224 MandyManners

Can I have some of your eggs?

Oh, I guess that's fair--but not all of them!

228 AmeriDan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:59:50pm

re: #160 gop_patriot

My husband and children don't like them either. But I love them with pepper sauce. :)

/greens for money, and boy could I use some of that. lol

You people on the other side of the river have a flawed notion of how to get money this new year. Just stop making your house payments.

/Obamatron off

229 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:00:08pm

re: #216 MandyManners

I am the biggest geek ever. I've never done illegal drugs. Nada. Not even a story where I can claim I didn't inhale.

230 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:00:22pm

re: #223 JamesTKirk

I never puked from shrooms!

Really? Shrooms make you puke?

I've never tried the hallucigenics but, I've seen others do them.

231 jamgarr  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:00:41pm

A batter-fried morrel is most definitely food

232 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:00:55pm

re: #229 ArmyWife

I am the biggest geek ever. I've never done illegal drugs. Nada. Not even a story where I can claim I didn't inhale.

I did your share.

233 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:01:09pm

re: #231 jamgarr

what is a morrel, pray tell?

234 David IV of Georgia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:01:11pm

re: #223 JamesTKirk

I never puked from shrooms!

Really? Shrooms make you puke?

Most psychedelic 'shrooms have enough poison in them to make a person nauseous.

235 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:01:16pm

re: #229 ArmyWife

I am the biggest geek ever. I've never done illegal drugs. Nada. Not even a story where I can claim I didn't inhale.

You're just as well off. In my experience, they're either terribly dull or terribly addictive.

236 jamgarr  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:01:34pm

re: #233 ArmyWife

what is a morrel, pray tell?


Type of 'shroom

237 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:01:44pm

re: #232 MandyManners

I suppose you owe me a thank you note.

238 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:01:45pm
239 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:01:57pm

re: #226 MandyManners

The taste, the texture, the smell...ugh.

eating mushrooms is for elitists or fools or the starving...

240 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:02:15pm

re: #229 ArmyWife

I am the biggest geek ever. I've never done illegal drugs. Nada. Not even a story where I can claim I didn't inhale.

Neither have I--not even cigarettes.

241 summergurl  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:02:16pm

re: #222 ploome hineni

I love schnitzel

so I finally made some with a crisp bredcrrumb covering

it's all in the temperture you use to fry them

.....I had my eureka moment

Ramschnitzel is the best -

fried veal patty with a white cream mushroom sauce and some spatzle

Mushrooms are good -- lol

Your text to link...

242 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:02:22pm

re: #237 ArmyWife

I suppose you owe me a thank you note.

THANK YOU!

243 Miss Trixie  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:02:27pm

re: #222 ploome hineni

I love schnitzel

so I finally made some with a crisp bredcrrumb covering

it's all in the temperture you use to fry them

.....I had my eureka moment

Yup. The trick is fresh bread crumbs, fresh peanut oil and you fry them quickly at a hot temp. Seals in the flavour and no greasiness.

*tummy grumble*

244 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:02:54pm

re: #210 JamesTKirk

Oh come on, what do you have against a fun guy?

Someone told Mandy that they were toad stools and she took the person literally....

/runs away...............

245 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:03:11pm

re: #234 David IV of Georgia

Most psychedelic 'shrooms have enough poison in them to make a person nauseous.

I must have a strong constitution and an iron stomach!

Well then, good sir, that is yet another reason why all of us should say "no" to drugs!

/and I do ... now ...

246 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:03:16pm
247 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:03:38pm

re: #240 goddessoftheclassroom

me either. Which is why you and I claim this as our theme song!

248 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:03:45pm

re: #236 jamgarr

Type of 'shroom

very expensive...not commercially grown I dont think

249 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:03:46pm

re: #235 SanFranciscoZionist

You're just as well off. In my experience, they're either terribly dull or terribly addictive.

Only things I've ever been addicted to are caffeine and junk food, and they're both legal.

250 summergurl  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:04:03pm

re: #241 summergurl

Ramschnitzel is the best -

fried veal patty with a white cream mushroom sauce and some spatzle

Mushrooms are good -- lol

Your text to link...

PIMF - insert "Mushrooms are your friend" in there

251 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:04:17pm
252 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:04:19pm

re: #238 ploome hineni

I love mushrooms

Shrimp-stuffed Portobello mushrooms.

yum.

253 Miss Trixie  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:04:49pm

re: #244 rightymouse

Someone told Mandy that they were toad stools and she took the person literally....

/runs away...............

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Mousie, you're killin' me! :D

254 jamgarr  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:05:15pm

re: #248 albusteve

very expensive...not commercially grown I dont think


They grow around here in the spring - hard to find

255 debutaunt  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:05:20pm

re: #246 ploome hineni

make your salad dressing, cover cleanedd mushrooms for 1/2 hour BEFORE you place the salad dresing on the salad

Out sTANDING

Perfect to prepare that way - I slice in some tomatoes if I can find some good ones.

256 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:05:26pm

re: #239 albusteve

eating mushrooms is for elitists or fools or the starving...

Big portobellos roasted on a grill, eat 'em like hamburger patties.

Cheesy stuffed mushrooms.

Mushrooms on pizza.

Straw mushrooms in any kind of Chinese sauce over rice.

Garlicky pickled mushrooms at picnics.

Mushrooms sauteed with tomato sauce, over rice.

Huge deep-fried mushrooms dipped in ranch.

I may be an elitist or a fool, but I sure am not starving.

257 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:05:26pm

re: #246 ploome hineni

make your salad dressing, cover cleanedd mushrooms for 1/2 hour BEFORE you place the salad dresing on the salad

Out sTANDING

I dont trust you...sorry

258 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:05:37pm

re: #253 Miss Trixie

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Mousie, you're killin' me! :D

Hi honey! I cracked myself up over that one. lololol!

259 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:05:41pm
260 summergurl  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:05:47pm

re: #251 ploome hineni

NOT KOSHER

I use turkey breast, sliced thin..the only way I will eat turkey breast

well I can see that turkey would be your choice--

I bet it would be good with a thin piece of chicken too like what you would use for a piccata

261 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:05:49pm

re: #252 reine.de.tout

Shrimp-stuffed Portobello mushrooms.

yum.

OR, Cajun crabmeat-stuffed mushrooms.

really yum

262 Racer X  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:06:23pm

Mushrooms.

Puke.

Frank Zappa concert.

All was good.

263 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:06:24pm

re: #247 ArmyWife

me either. Which is why you and I claim this as our theme song!

Ah, brings back memories!

264 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:06:29pm
265 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:06:32pm

re: #254 jamgarr

They grow around here in the spring - hard to find

yup...in the woods of the mid west

266 Miss Trixie  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:06:44pm

re: #258 rightymouse

Hi honey! I cracked myself up over that one. lololol!

Didja have a good time this afternoon?

267 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:07:15pm
268 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:07:25pm

re: #251 ploome hineni

NOT KOSHER

I use turkey breast, sliced thin..the only way I will eat turkey breast

I've discovered a way to make a pretty good creamy Southwestern sauce for chicken using the soy cream cheese from Trader Joe's. Kosher and decadent...

269 gregg  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:07:32pm

re: #248 albusteve

very expensive...not commercially grown I dont think

We used to pick them as kids. Taste pretty good fried up in butter, but I guess a lot of things taste good that way...

270 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:07:47pm

re: #266 Miss Trixie

Didja have a good time this afternoon?


Yes, we sure did.

And our host had figured out how to make choco martinis. Good thing hubby was driving. :)

271 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:07:49pm

I'm cooking a great Moravian sugar cake right now. Any food where the last step is "drizzle with butter, brown sugar, and cinnamon" is heaven.

They always go so fast that I quadrupled the recipe and I'm making four loaves.

272 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:08:09pm

re: #267 buzzsawmonkey

Despising mushrooms is im-morel.

That's a bunch of shiitake.

273 IslandLibertarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:08:28pm

From weed to mushrooms.........2009 hasn't changed anything around here...........

274 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:08:37pm
275 jamgarr  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:08:52pm

re: #269 gregg

We used to pick them as kids. Taste pretty good fried up in butter, but I guess a lot of things taste good that way...

And they don't look like anything else - gets rid of that nagging "Am I poisoning myself" thing

276 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:09:09pm

re: #274 buzzsawmonkey

Any portobello in a storm, says I.

That was my next one...I'll need another one to cap it off...

277 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:09:19pm
278 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:09:33pm
279 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:09:36pm

re: #276 goddessoftheclassroom

That was my next one...I'll need another one to cap it off...

I was hoping to stem the cascade of shroom jokes.

280 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:09:39pm

re: #270 rightymouse

Yes, we sure did.

And our host had figured out how to make choco martinis. Good thing hubby was driving. :)

Chocolate martini?

281 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:09:47pm
282 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:09:55pm

re: #269 gregg

We used to pick them as kids. Taste pretty good fried up in butter, but I guess a lot of things taste good that way...

people go nuts over those things in Michigan....barf me

283 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:10:01pm

re: #278 buzzsawmonkey

Truffle is my business.

I like to have my truffles with tribbles.

284 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:10:24pm

re: #280 MandyManners

Chocolate martini?

Good stuff.

285 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:10:24pm

re: #274 buzzsawmonkey

Any portobello in a storm, says I.


Crimini, that was a good one!

286 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:10:30pm

re: #248 albusteve

very expensive...not commercially grown I dont think

They grow wild around here. It's my favorite mushroom. Flour them then saute in butter with a little salt & pepper.

Yum!

287 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:10:32pm

re: #280 MandyManners

Chocolate martini?

OMG, don't tell me you have not had a chocolate martini?

288 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:10:40pm

re: #263 goddessoftheclassroom

I just KNEW I was going to end up married to him. Sigh.

289 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:10:48pm
290 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:10:50pm

re: #280 MandyManners

Chocolate martini?

Yep. Chocolate martini. They are simply marvelous!

291 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:10:51pm

re: #284 JamesTKirk

Good stuff.

How to make?

292 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:11:06pm

re: #287 reine.de.tout

OMG, don't tell me you have not had a chocolate martini?

I've lead a very deprived life.

293 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:11:29pm

re: #290 rightymouse

Yep. Chocolate martini. They are simply marvelous!

Booze and chocolate?

294 jamgarr  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:11:33pm

re: #283 JamesTKirk

I like to have my truffles with tribbles.


With a side of quadrotriticale?

295 doriangrey  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:11:39pm

re: #206 goddessoftheclassroom

My mouth is watering...

MHAW..... ((Goddess)) Happy New Year cuttie pie... ;)

296 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:11:40pm

re: #267 buzzsawmonkey

Despising mushrooms is im-morel.

ha!...I've eaten a few mushrooms...they are all the same...I aint fallen for it

297 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:11:52pm

re: #288 ArmyWife

An upding for your Antics.

Whenever I hear about Wolverine and his Adamantium skeleton, that's who I think of...

298 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:12:24pm
299 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:12:28pm

re: #280 MandyManners

They are pretty good! I had a Big Apple Martini last night. Those could prove dangerous.

300 Miss Trixie  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:12:33pm

Choco Martoonies sound grrrreat but I think I'd prefer a Manhattan. It's been a dog's age since I've tasted one - anyone have a favorite mix?

301 Miss Trixie  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:12:59pm

re: #285 rightymouse

Crimini, that was a good one!

ZINGER! :D

LOL!

302 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:13:00pm

Godiva Chocolate Martini:
1 1/2 shots Godiva® chocolate liqueur
1 1/2 shots creme de cacao
1/2 shot vodka
2 1/2 shots half-and-half

Mix all ingredients in a shaker with ice, shake and pour into a chilled cocktail glass.

Or a full page of chocolate martini recipes:

303 summergurl  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:13:20pm

re: #293 MandyManners

Booze and chocolate?

OMG they are fantastic- especially when the martini glass is coated with chocolate...

two will make you weak in the knees and three you will wake up the next morning dreading the replay of what happened the night before...

304 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:13:36pm

re: #293 MandyManners

Booze and chocolate?


Here's one:

1 1/2 shots Godiva® chocolate liqueur
1 1/2 shots creme de cacao
1/2 shot vodka
2 1/2 shots half-and-half

Mix all ingredients in a shaker with ice, shake and pour into a chilled cocktail glass.

305 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:14:40pm

re: #286 NJDhockeyfan

They grow wild around here. It's my favorite mushroom. Flour them then saute in butter with a little salt & pepper.

Yum!

my inlaws used to find them and sell them out of their bar in Alpina, Mich...I know plenty enough about morrels

306 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:15:00pm

re: #300 Miss Trixie

Choco Martoonies sound grrrreat but I think I'd prefer a Manhattan. It's been a dog's age since I've tasted one - anyone have a favorite mix?

Bourbon, a little sweet vermouth (with a dash of water if it's too strong), some bitters, plonk in a cherry or a lemon twist and serve over ice. I do the latter because me no likey cherries.

307 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:15:18pm

re: #291 MandyManners

How to make?

I think there are a few different ways of making them.

You can make a vodka martini with a chocolate-flavored vodka (such as Van Gogh Dutch Chocolate Vodka), or by adding chocolate flavoring (such as clear crème de cacao).

Either way, it's good form to replace the olive with a Hershey's kiss.

308 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:15:30pm

A tip for Mushroom fans: You can buy a pillow case sized bag of dried Shitake mushrooms at you local Asian market for about $15.

309 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:15:55pm

Sounds interesting. Just call me a fuddy-duddy 'cause I'll stick to Basil.

310 Empire1  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:16:02pm

When I posted a reicpe for peanut butter balls a few days ago, someone asked if it was the same as buckeyes. When I went next door today to pay the rent, I asked the landlady, and she told me no, they aren't. The difference is that buckeyes don't have the Rise Krispies, and have a small circle left open in the chocolate covering to form the "pupil" in the buckeye.

Oh, and their dog Missy did finally get her Christmas present unwrapped!

311 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:16:14pm

What's going on here?

Rough-housing!
Horseplay!
Horse-housing!

312 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:16:16pm

re: #303 summergurl

OMG they are fantastic- especially when the martini glass is coated with chocolate...

two will make you weak in the knees and three you will wake up the next morning dreading the replay of what happened the night before...

I love it when they use dribbled white chocolate as a coating on the martini glass too. Oh. My.

313 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:16:21pm

re: #295 doriangrey

MHAW..... ((Goddess)) Happy New Year cuttie pie... ;)

MWAH! But you'll have to share this with pBMb...

314 AmeriDan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:16:26pm

re: #95 AmeriDan

re: #27 Silhouette

Which brings up the question, if someone was using "grass" and drinking "Dew," would the caffeine cancel out the mellowing?

re: #97 AmeriDan

Hmmm. Check back with me in an hour or two.

I now have scientific evidence that... uh... what was the question?

315 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:16:30pm

re: #302 reine.de.tout

Godiva Chocolate Martini:
1 1/2 shots Godiva® chocolate liqueur
1 1/2 shots creme de cacao
1/2 shot vodka
2 1/2 shots half-and-half

Mix all ingredients in a shaker with ice, shake and pour into a chilled cocktail glass.

Or a full page of chocolate martini recipes:

That's good (I've made similar), but it's not a martini if it has half-and-half in it. Martinis should be clear.

316 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:16:39pm

re: #308 Killgore Trout

A tip for Mushroom fans: You can buy a pillow case sized bag of dried Shitake mushrooms at you local Asian market for about $15.

We could then sell them on ebay and make millions!

/

317 TaeJohnDo  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:16:41pm

re: #186 ArmyWife

You need non-organic shampoo - the kind with lots of Sodium laureth sulfate to make it bubbly. That repeals them every time.

No No No -- you need to use real poo, not shampoo!

318 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:16:54pm
319 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:18:06pm

re: #314 AmeriDan

re: #27 Silhouette

I now have scientific evidence that... uh... what was the question?

Hey, you're still aware enough to post on the internet.

I say the Dew helps.

320 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:18:36pm

re: #315 JamesTKirk

That's good (I've made similar), but it's not a martini if it has half-and-half in it. Martinis should be clear.

All the choco martinis I've ever seen are not clear, and look like a chocolate drink.

They are good, but drinks that seem to be intended to mask the flavor of the liquor are not my faves.

321 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:18:44pm

Anyone here ever flavor tripped?

322 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:18:49pm
323 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:19:02pm

re: #316 Silhouette

I also buy all my spices at the Asian markets. Grocery store prices are outrageous. If you're not afraid of trying unfamiliar mushrooms they often sell some good fresh ones too.

324 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:19:23pm

re: #318 buzzsawmonkey

No, they are not all the same. The ordinary white mushroom usually available in supermarkets can be tasty if properly prepared, but it is nothing like a tree ear mushroom or a Chinese black mushroom or a portobello or a morel, or those other Chinese mushrooms I don't know the name of but refer to as "penis-heads" because that is what they look like.

If you have only "eaten a few," you've probably never experienced this variation. Let's say that you have mush room to grow.

I'd mush rather stay shroom stunted...

325 TedStriker  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:19:30pm

re: #286 NJDhockeyfan

They grow wild around here. It's my favorite mushroom. Flour them then saute in butter with a little salt & pepper.

Yum!

Not big on mushrooms, but I loves me some fried eggplant something fierce...

326 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:20:03pm

re: #325 talon_262

Not big on mushrooms, but I loves me some fried eggplant something fierce...

I don't recognize eggplant as "food".

327 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:20:37pm

re: #318 buzzsawmonkey

If you have only "eaten a few," you've probably never experienced this variation. Let's say that you have mush room to grow.

You've had your fun, Gus. But we lizards are not to be truffled with.

328 buzzdroid  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:20:43pm

George Galloway , Scottish moonbat , defends Islamic terrorism

and he gets OWNED big time...

329 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:20:58pm

re: #323 Killgore Trout

I also buy all my spices at the Asian markets. Grocery store prices are outrageous. If you're not afraid of trying unfamiliar mushrooms they often sell some good fresh ones too.


Amen! Also rice. We buy a 25lb bag of Jasmine rice for about $10. The price of rice in the regular grocery stores is ridiculous.

330 David IV of Georgia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:21:01pm

The only mushrooms I've ever had and liked were served at a place that I either needed to be someone's guest or fork over a few thousand dollars. I was a guest.

331 Confuzed  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:21:21pm

Grass with Dew? Weed with Dew? Marijuana with Mountain Dew?

Since Israel will NEVER be loved by the world, they may as well be FEARED.
/Hamisch till death

Trivia Question: In one day, how many captive Jews did Mohammed behead?
Answer: 600- 900. So glad he was a peaceful prophet. Imagine if he were violent?

332 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:21:23pm

re: #323 Killgore Trout

Saffron? Or is it still expensive at the asian market?

333 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:22:11pm

For decadence, go for the Tiramisu Martini

4 ounces Stoli vanilla vodka
1 ounce Frangelico
1 1/2 ounce Godiva white chocolate liqueur
1 ounce Khalua
Splash crème de cocoa
Splash half-and-half
Ice
Cinnamon, for garnish
Nutmeg, for garnish

(makes 2)

334 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:22:30pm

re: #323 Killgore Trout

I also buy all my spices at the Asian markets. Grocery store prices are outrageous. If you're not afraid of trying unfamiliar mushrooms they often sell some good fresh ones too.

Beef-O-Roni dont need no spices

335 TedStriker  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:22:36pm

re: #328 buzzdroid

George Galloway , Scottish moonbat , defends Islamic terrorism


[Video]and he gets OWNED big time...

I wished Galloway would just take a long walk of a short pier...fucking corrupt Islamist apologist moron

336 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:22:38pm
Another Bomb Storage Mosque Destroyed
- Holfe Mosque in Jabalaya Blown Up by IDF
[Link: www.jpost.com...]


Looks like Israel will no longer play the Arab shell game.

337 TaeJohnDo  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:22:44pm

re: #327 Occasional Reader

You've had your fun, Gus. But we lizards are not to be truffled with.

So the morel of the story is don't be afraid to try new things; the spore you try, the spore you grow.

338 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:22:44pm

re: #322 ploome hineni
I haven't seen them at asian markets. I bought a morel kit a few years ago from Fungi Perfecti. I get fresh morels in my backyard every spring.

339 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:22:57pm

How can you people be swapping drink recipes TODAY, of all days?!

340 Miss Trixie  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:23:25pm

re: #313 goddessoftheclassroom

MWAH! But you'll have to share this with pBMb...

Then you love this!

341 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:23:33pm

re: #318 buzzsawmonkey

You just wanted to type penis head. Admit it.

342 WayDownSouthInBama  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:23:47pm

I don't know,some of that dew looks to be Photo-shopped in to me. The tiny drops on the far right leaf DO look suspicious. I'm calling in an expert to check this out.....Oh DAAAAANNNNN......

343 jamgarr  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:23:56pm

re: #332 Silhouette

Saffron? Or is it still expensive at the asian market?


World Market carries a small box of Saffron for around $5 but that's the cheapest I've seen it.

344 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:24:10pm

re: #333 ArmyWife

For decadence, go for the Tiramisu Martini

4 ounces Stoli vanilla vodka
1 ounce Frangelico
1 1/2 ounce Godiva white chocolate liqueur
1 ounce Khalua
Splash crème de cocoa
Splash half-and-half
Ice
Cinnamon, for garnish
Nutmeg, for garnish

(makes 2)

I bet that'd get one smashed.

345 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:24:22pm

re: #332 Silhouette

Saffron? Or is it still expensive at the asian market?

Saffron is pricey no matter where one goes it seems.

346 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:24:29pm

re: #334 albusteve

Beef-O-Roni dont need no spices

Dickhead, is that you?

347 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:24:30pm

re: #329 rightymouse

I always buy the big bag of Jasmine rice. Lasts me 6-9 months. Also Jasmine rice doesn't come from China so you don't have to worry about being poisoned by the chemicals they put in it.

348 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:24:36pm
349 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:24:59pm
350 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:24:59pm

re: #325 talon_262

Not big on mushrooms, but I loves me some fried eggplant something fierce...

I'm not big on purple veggies.

351 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:25:19pm

re: #344 MandyManners

It can lead to fun evenings!

352 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:25:26pm

re: #347 Killgore Trout

I always buy the big bag of Jasmine rice. Lasts me 6-9 months. Also Jasmine rice doesn't come from China so you don't have to worry about being poisoned by the chemicals they put in it.

I always buy the Thai Jasmine rice. Best stuff in the world.

353 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:25:38pm

re: #346 MandyManners

Dickhead, is that you?

what are you payin for salt blocks up your way?

354 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:25:39pm

re: #332 Silhouette

It's still pretty expensive but a hell of a lot cheaper. I bought a huge bag when I was in China so I have a lifetime supply.

355 A Man for all Seasons  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:25:58pm

How can we have a mushroom thread without my famous mushroom story?
When I first met my future wife..I was so nervous..I asked her out to dinner..
I ordered a plate of mushrooms for dinner and pretty much cracked her up.
I just was so nervous and couldn't think to order anything else.. To this day she will tease me we go out about ordering mushrooms...

356 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:26:01pm
357 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:26:16pm

re: #350 NJDhockeyfan

There are white ones if you want to be prejudiced against purple.

358 buzzdroid  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:26:38pm

re: #335 talon_262

I wished Galloway would just take a long walk of a short pier...fucking corrupt Islamist apologist moron

the guy he's interviewing asks him NINE times "when was the last time you heard a vicar or a rabbi asking for the stoning of homosexuals"?


yup - he does do that - asks Gorgeous George NINE times in that video.

the blind ignorance of the left never ceases to amaze me - the LEFT is in itself a faith and a religion... for to hold such moonbat views means you HAVE to be brainwashed in some way.

359 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:26:38pm

re: #351 ArmyWife

It can lead to fun evenings!

And dreary mornings.

360 itellu3times  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:26:44pm

re: #325 talon_262

Not big on mushrooms, but I loves me some fried eggplant something fierce...

szechuan eggplant at my local shop, veddy veddy good.

361 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:27:08pm

re: #353 albusteve

what are you payin for salt blocks up your way?

Paying?

362 TedStriker  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:27:15pm

re: #326 JamesTKirk

I don't recognize eggplant as "food".

re: #350 NJDhockeyfan

I'm not big on purple veggies.

I'd agree that, prepared any other way, eggplant is not very appealing to me, but like most anything, it tastes pretty damn good fried.

363 Empire1  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:27:18pm

re: #334 albusteve

Beef-O-Roni dont need no spices

Hmm ... an adequate amount of habanero sauce might make it tolerable.

364 TaeJohnDo  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:27:38pm

re: #350 NJDhockeyfan

I'm not big on purple veggies.

Big. Purple. There is a really ad pun here but I don't want to be a dickhead so I'll just carry on...

365 AmeriDan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:27:42pm

re: #319 Silhouette

Hey, you're still aware enough to post on the internet.

I say the Dew helps.

Huh?

/;)

366 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:27:51pm

re: #332 Silhouette

Saffron? Or is it still expensive at the asian market?

Are you just mad about saffron?

367 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:28:04pm

re: #359 MandyManners

This is where Mr. Armywife comes in handy. He can start an IV. No hangovers. Not that he WOULD start an IV outside of a hospital setting, like say in the garage or our bedroom, mind you.

368 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:28:58pm

re: #356 buzzsawmonkey

If you eat the whole bag of Jazz Man rice yourself, you can really become a Fats Waller.

Tough. No way you can Armstrong me to stop.

369 Lincolntf  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:28:59pm

The dew abides.

370 NJDhockeyfan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:29:02pm

re: #298 ploome hineni

grow your own

[Link: www.gmushrooms.com...]

Excellent!
I bookmarked that one.

371 summergurl  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:29:06pm

re: #329 rightymouse


This is news to me - I just zip by the Asian Markets- next time I will go in.

372 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:29:33pm

re: #359 MandyManners

And dreary mornings.


There are no hangovers from choco martinis. Promise.

373 Miss Trixie  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:29:34pm

Gotta nosh - BBL.

374 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:29:46pm

re: #354 Killgore Trout

It's still pretty expensive but a hell of a lot cheaper. I bought a huge bag when I was in China so I have a lifetime supply.

THis post by itself, without the original, could get you in a lot of trouble.

375 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:30:05pm

re: #362 talon_262

I'd agree that, prepared any other way, eggplant is not very appealing to me, but like most anything, it tastes pretty damn good fried.


I'm convinced that people who don't like eggplant have just never had properly prepared eggplant. I don't understand how someone could not like eggplant.

It is good fried.
But my mom made the very best baked eggplant casserole in the world.
And one of the local greek restaurants has excellent baked eggplant.
And all of the seafood restaurants serve some version of a seafood stuffed eggplant.
all delicious.

376 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:30:08pm

re: #370 NJDhockeyfan

Plan ahead. It takes about 2 years before you get any mushroom.

377 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:30:29pm

re: #372 rightymouse

There are no hangovers from choco martinis. Promise.

Good quality vodka, in general, is less likely to cause hangovers than any other liquor.

378 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:31:35pm

re: #370 NJDhockeyfan

Excellent!
I bookmarked that one.

that's actually pretty cool...at the street price for morels it seems like these would be flying off the shelves...maybe they are

379 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:31:36pm

re: #376 Killgore Trout

Plan ahead. It takes about 2 years before you get any mushroom.

So, um, what happens during those 2 years? do you just have a pot of dirt?

380 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:31:36pm

re: #371 summergurl

This is news to me - I just zip by the Asian Markets- next time I will go in.

You'll be shocked at the difference in prices there vs regular grocery stores. Check out the spice and curry paste sections as well.

381 IslandLibertarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:32:09pm

re: #355 HoosierHoops

my mushroom story:
1973, in the cow pastures behind Sleeping Giant, Kauai..........I didn't believe the 'shrooms were "magic" 'till (ate as we picked) I ate the 35th fungi............Has anyone ever seen the entire universe give a contented sigh?.....had to be there.....

Now you tell me there are Chocolate Martinis?
I've never even tasted a Zima!

/one day at a time.............

382 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:32:13pm

re: #373 Miss Trixie

Gotta nosh - BBL.

CYA.... :)

383 BBev  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:32:19pm

re: #375 reine.de.tout

I'm convinced that people who don't like eggplant have just never had properly prepared eggplant. I don't understand how someone could not like eggplant.

It is good fried.
But my mom made the very best baked eggplant casserole in the world.
And one of the local greek restaurants has excellent baked eggplant.
And all of the seafood restaurants serve some version of a seafood stuffed eggplant.
all delicious.

I agree, well prepared it is the best

384 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:32:24pm

re: #367 ArmyWife

This is where Mr. Armywife comes in handy. He can start an IV. No hangovers. Not that he WOULD start an IV outside of a hospital setting, like say in the garage or our bedroom, mind you.

How does that prevent a hangover?

385 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:32:57pm

re: #377 JamesTKirk

Good quality vodka, in general, is less likely to cause hangovers than any other liquor.

Grey Goose.

386 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:32:58pm

re: #372 rightymouse

There are no hangovers from choco martinis. Promise.

Aren't they part of the fun?

387 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:33:16pm

re: #375 reine.de.tout

I'm convinced that people who don't like eggplant have just never had properly prepared eggplant.

Tried it many ways when I had a vegetarian girlfriend. I could take the TVP and everything else, but I couldn't take the eggplant. Not even fried.

I don't understand how someone could not like eggplant.

Because we don't all have the same tastes, likes or dislikes; and it's an all too common fallacy to assume that everyone must be just like one's self, and that anyone who doesn't like what you like (Obama, for instance) must be ignorant or wrong in some way.

388 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:33:16pm

re: #384 MandyManners

You aren't dehydrated. That is the kicker with a hangover - dehydration.

389 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:33:30pm

re: #345 rightymouse

Saffron is pricey no matter where one goes it seems.

Heh. I found a McCormick container of saffron, that normally cost about $11, at Wal Mart marked down to $2.98, because someone had put a bunch of spice jars in the "discount spice" bin. I grabbed it in case someone realized what a big mistake they made.

390 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:33:57pm

re: #386 MandyManners

Aren't they part of the fun?


Not at all. Hangovers stink.

391 summergurl  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:34:08pm

re: #372 rightymouse

There are no hangovers from choco martinis. Promise.

392 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:34:12pm

re: #355 HoosierHoops

How can we have a mushroom thread without my famous mushroom story?
When I first met my future wife..I was so nervous..I asked her out to dinner..
I ordered a plate of mushrooms for dinner and pretty much cracked her up.
I just was so nervous and couldn't think to order anything else.. To this day she will tease me we go out about ordering mushrooms...

That is so sweet.

393 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:34:24pm

re: #379 reine.de.tout

The kit comes as a bag of sawdust inoculated with spores. You bury it out in the yard. For some reason morels are slow to start. so it might take some time.

394 AmeriDan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:34:29pm

re: #384 MandyManners

How does that prevent a hangover?

Fluids directly onto the system. Hangovers are all about dehydration.

395 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:34:36pm

re: #389 Alouette

Heh. I found a McCormick container of saffron, that normally cost about $11, at Wal Mart marked down to $2.98, because someone had put a bunch of spice jars in the "discount spice" bin. I grabbed it in case someone realized what a big mistake they made.


YAYYYYYYYY! Stuff is bloody expensive.

396 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:34:45pm

re: #381 IslandLibertarian

I've never even tasted a Zima!

Better hurry up, then; they've finally discontinued that mule piss.

Of course, even if you'd had a Zima, one would have to ask which one. They've jiggered the formula several times in a desperate attempt to come up with something that people would like, which hardly any success.

397 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:34:50pm

I haven't had a hangover since the '80s.

398 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:34:51pm

re: #387 JamesTKirk

Because we don't all have the same tastes, likes or dislikes; and it's an all too common fallacy to assume that everyone must be just like one's self, and that anyone who doesn't like what you like (Obama, for instance) must be ignorant or wrong in some way.

Well, oops, I know all of that, it was just an expression of how I view it, no intent at all to offend your delicate sensibilities.

399 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:34:53pm

re: #388 ArmyWife

You aren't dehydrated. That is the kicker with a hangover - dehydration.

married to an ER nurse for 15 years and neither one of us ever had a hangover...fluids as go...

400 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:34:53pm

re: #388 ArmyWife

You aren't dehydrated. That is the kicker with a hangover - dehydration.

I thought it was caused by little men with ice picks in the brain.

401 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:35:10pm

re: #384 MandyManners

How does that prevent a hangover?

The primary cause of hangovers is dehydration.

402 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:35:14pm

bbiab

403 summergurl  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:35:38pm

re: #375 reine.de.tout

I'm convinced that people who don't like eggplant have just never had properly prepared eggplant. I don't understand how someone could not like eggplant.

It is good fried.
But my mom made the very best baked eggplant casserole in the world.
And one of the local greek restaurants has excellent baked eggplant.
And all of the seafood restaurants serve some version of a seafood stuffed eggplant.
all delicious.


I'm with you - and will even take it a step ,eggplant parm with mushrooms

404 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:35:46pm

re: #400 MandyManners

They IV fluid drowns them.

405 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:36:05pm

re: #400 MandyManners

I thought it was caused by little men with ice picks in the brain.

well it is really...you need to drownd the little bastids!

406 AmeriDan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:37:05pm

re: #402 MandyManners

bbiab

She's chugging some water about now.

407 golly_wog  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:37:14pm

Here's a serious muhroom link:

[Link: morelmushroomhunting.com...]

408 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:37:50pm

re: #400 MandyManners

I thought it was caused by little men with ice picks in the brain.

*giggles*

409 BBev  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:37:52pm

re: #396 JamesTKirk

Better hurry up, then; they've finally discontinued that mule piss.

Of course, even if you'd had a Zima, one would have to ask which one. They've jiggered the formula several times in a desperate attempt to come up with something that people would like, which hardly any success.

Zima is OK, it has a clean taste. I have not had one in a while.

410 TedStriker  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:38:03pm

re: #358 buzzdroid

the guy he's interviewing asks him NINE times "when was the last time you heard a vicar or a rabbi asking for the stoning of homosexuals"?

yup - he does do that - asks Gorgeous George NINE times in that video.

the blind ignorance of the left never ceases to amaze me - the LEFT is in itself a faith and a religion... for to hold such moonbat views means you HAVE to be brainwashed in some way.

Saddam sure did get his money's worth with Gorgeous George (among others) in the Oil For Food scam, didn't he?

411 A Man for all Seasons  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:38:23pm

re: #381 IslandLibertarian

my mushroom story:
1973, in the cow pastures behind Sleeping Giant, Kauai..........I didn't believe the 'shrooms were "magic" 'till (ate as we picked) I ate the 35th fungi............Has anyone ever seen the entire universe give a contented sigh?.....had to be there.....

Now you tell me there are Chocolate Martinis?
I've never even tasted a Zima!

/one day at a time.............

LOL
I never ate a magic mushroom..just the store bought ones...

412 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:39:25pm

re: #395 rightymouse

YAYYYYYYYY! Stuff is bloody expensive.

I searched the whole bin. There was only one. But now I make a point to check the bin every time I go to Wal Mart. Idiots don't realize that whole spice never gets stale.

413 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:39:26pm

re: #401 JamesTKirk

The primary cause of hangovers is dehydration.

Exactly.

414 David IV of Georgia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:40:39pm

re: #355 HoosierHoops

How can we have a mushroom thread without my famous mushroom story?
When I first met my future wife..I was so nervous..I asked her out to dinner..
I ordered a plate of mushrooms for dinner and pretty much cracked her up.
I just was so nervous and couldn't think to order anything else.. To this day she will tease me we go out about ordering mushrooms...

On my dad and mom's first date, my mom who grew up a few miles from the coast ordered oysters on the half-shell. My dad left the table until she finished eating them. They came very close to not having a second date.

415 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:41:04pm
416 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:41:19pm

re: #412 Alouette

I searched the whole bin. There was only one. But now I make a point to check the bin every time I go to Wal Mart. Idiots don't realize that whole spice never gets stale.

Good for you!

I keep telling myself that I'm going to grow my own basic herbs like basil, thyme, etc. - but never seem to get around to doing that.

417 buzzdroid  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:41:34pm

london - such a thriving "multicultural" city on christmas day..

oh wait no..

[Link: www.flickr.com...]

seems like "londoners" have just gotten the hell out of there...

418 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:42:03pm
419 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:42:39pm
420 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:42:49pm

If you find a terrorist behind a rock, kill him on the spot.

421 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:43:04pm

Packed The Kid off to the movies with my dad.

422 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:43:35pm

re: #419 buzzsawmonkey

Interesting that the Rubber Spine should now be waving an iron fist.

Too many of us remember 2006.

423 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:43:37pm

re: #418 ArmyWife

Check this out - Rejecting truce, Olmert vows 'iron fist' against Hamas

I didn't think there was currently a truce to violate...

424 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:43:49pm

re: #418 ArmyWife

Check this out - Rejecting truce, Olmert vows 'iron fist' against Hamas

Olmert found his manhood...good

425 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:43:53pm

re: #419 buzzsawmonkey

Interesting that the Rubber Spine should now be waving an iron fist.

It's all about the upcoming election.

426 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:44:20pm

re: #422 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Too many of us remember 2006.

Will the voters?

427 golly_wog  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:44:21pm

re: #415 buzzsawmonkey

It's good that you were able to reduce the amount of saffron in the world.

You better nip that in the bud or we're all going to crocus.

428 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:45:13pm

re: #427 golly_wog

You better nip that in the bud or we're all going to crocus.

Lotus hope that doesn't happen.

429 David IV of Georgia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:45:23pm

re: #372 rightymouse

There are no hangovers from choco martinis. Promise.

Sounds like a possible migraine.
Sounds worth the risk.

430 Throbert McGee  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:45:25pm

re: #27 Silhouette

Which brings up the question, if someone was using "grass" and drinking "Dew," would the caffeine cancel out the mellowing?

I dunno about that, but as far as the cancellation effect goes, I can affirm that lots of cocaine users do it primarily so that they can drink mass quantities of booze without getting too tipsy -- while at the same time, the liquor helps take the jittery, teeth-clenching edginess off the blow. As P.J. O'Rourke said in his late-'80s classic Modern Manners (paraphrasing from memory):

Sophisticated users often like to combine their "nose Drano" with alcohol or other depressants, in order to achieve that marvelous sensation similar to not having taken drugs at all.

/Gosh, I miss the dot-com bubble and being under 30.

431 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:45:34pm

re: #427 golly_wog

You better nip that in the bud or we're all going to crocus.

Well find some way to be stamen alive...

432 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:46:01pm
433 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:46:23pm

re: #426 JamesTKirk

Will the voters?

No predictions here... I mean... we voted for a guy with no experience, a questionable past, and ideals directly anti-American.

/hopefully, brain-dead voters are rare in Israel.

434 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:46:26pm

re: #429 David IV of Georgia

Sounds like a possible migraine.
Sounds worth the risk.

Try one. I don't think you'll be disappointed.

435 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:47:31pm

re: #433 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

/hopefully, brain-dead voters are rare in Israel.

Given the current crop of officeholders...

436 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:47:52pm
437 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:48:00pm

I "knead" to go check my dough and see if it has risen.
/no mushrooms, kalua

438 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:48:33pm
439 AmeriDan  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:48:53pm

re: #418 ArmyWife

Check this out - Rejecting truce, Olmert vows 'iron fist' against Hamas

It's just McClatchy. Their slogan is "Truth To Power" and they are just making the juice look like blood crazed warmongers.

A sample...

Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert vowed to use an "iron fist" to pummel Hamas militants and Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni politely rebuffed French efforts to broker a truce that might make a ground offensive unnecessary.

While the tentative diplomatic initiative stalled, Israel targeted a top Hamas military mastermind with an air strike that killed the hard-line leader and 13 members of his family.

More than 400 Palestinians have been killed by Israeli air strikes that are taking an increasing toll on civilians. According to the Hamas-led Ministry of Health in Gaza, the latest Israeli attacks have killed 11 children and six women since Wednesday.

440 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:49:10pm

re: #437 Silhouette

I "knead" to go check my dough and see if it has risen.
/no mushrooms, kalua

just Bisquick about it...

441 nyc redneck  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:49:23pm

re: #375 reine.de.tout

I'm convinced that people who don't like eggplant have just never had properly prepared eggplant. I don't understand how someone could not like eggplant.

It is good fried.
But my mom made the very best baked eggplant casserole in the world.
And one of the local greek restaurants has excellent baked eggplant.
And all of the seafood restaurants serve some version of a seafood stuffed eggplant.
all delicious.

i love eggplant fried or anyway, really.
it is such a wonderful vegetable to grow in the garden.
and so many varieties.
check the seed catalogs for the little ones, big ones, skinny ones, striped ones,
purple ones, lavender ones, white ones.
:D

442 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:49:24pm
443 So?  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:50:18pm

OT---Not good news. F***king Iran.


Gaza rockets put Israel’s nuclear plant in battle zone
Growing concern over Hamas’s new arsenal

444 A Man for all Seasons  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:50:29pm

re: #432 taxfreekiller

Al Gore's fat ass is blocking the sun, if he would just sit down and STFU,
the snow would stop,, er both kinds...!

Sun spots, or, no sun spots, that is the temperature question.

Universetoday web site has stated that solar activity has been very low these last couple of years..If there is Global warming..It can't be solar activity

445 realwest  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:50:40pm

Another beautiful photo! Thanks Charles (though for some reason I did like the clover photo from yesterday a little bit more)!

446 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:50:41pm

re: #436 buzzsawmonkey

Do I dare to answer the Kalhua the wild?

All the liquor puns you need are in this song here...

447 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:50:47pm

re: #430 Throbert McGee


Sophisticated users often like to combine their "nose Drano" with alcohol or other depressants, in order to achieve that marvelous sensation similar to not having taken drugs at all.

Like all those waterbeds that advertise they are low-wave or no-wave. "So, yer sayin' yer selling point is that it barely feels like a waterbed?"

448 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:50:49pm

re: #436 buzzsawmonkey

Do I dare to answer the Kalhua the wild?

Is that sort of like Wild Turkey?

449 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:50:50pm

re: #443 So?

OT---Not good news. F***king Iran.

Gaza rockets put Israel’s nuclear plant in battle zone
Growing concern over Hamas’s new arsenal

Flatten them

450 sngnsgt  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:50:52pm

re: #440 albusteve

just Bisquick about it...

Dough!

451 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:51:04pm

re: #443 So?

OT---Not good news. F***king Iran.

Gaza rockets put Israel’s nuclear plant in battle zone
Growing concern over Hamas’s new arsenal

Green light time. Turn Gaza into the world's biggest parking lot. Ship the Palis off to Sinai.

452 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:51:11pm

re: #436 buzzsawmonkey

Do I dare to answer the Kalhua the wild?

Howl you do that?

453 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:51:45pm

re: #447 Silhouette

Like all those waterbeds that advertise they are low-wave or no-wave. "So, yer sayin' yer selling point is that it barely feels like a waterbed?"

Waterbeds are great for sex, but I always had trouble sleeping on them.

454 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:51:45pm

re: #450 sngnsgt

Dough!

good for two!...

455 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:51:48pm

re: #416 rightymouse

Good for you!

I keep telling myself that I'm going to grow my own basic herbs like basil, thyme, etc. - but never seem to get around to doing that.

I grow herbs on the back porch during the summer, but when I bring them inside the house they die (not enough natural light).

456 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:52:14pm

re: #436 buzzsawmonkey

Do I dare to answer the Kalhua the wild?

If you get in trouble with this pun thread, don't look to me to Bailey you out.

457 David IV of Georgia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:52:48pm

re: #453 JamesTKirk

I usually end up sleeping on the floor when someone tries to stick me with a waterbed.

458 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:54:12pm

re: #457 David IV of Georgia

I usually end up sleeping on the floor when someone tries to stick me with a waterbed.

Yep, spent a lot of time on the floor. All my friends in high school had waterbeds and I hated them.

459 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:54:13pm

re: #455 Alouette

I grow herbs on the back porch during the summer, but when I bring them inside the house they die (not enough natural light).

I have a perfect spot in the side garden for them. The soil stinks, though. Started working on that this past summer - cleared out a ton of clay. Hopefully, can finish that this summer and plant the herbs.

Can't bring anything inside either.

460 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:55:19pm

re: #457 David IV of Georgia

I usually end up sleeping on the floor when someone tries to stick me with a waterbed.

I'd try to sleep right on the edge, where there were less tidal effects, but often ended up moving onto the couch instead. Haven't had to worry about waterbeds since the 90s though, thank God.

461 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:55:36pm

re: #457 David IV of Georgia

David, if you go out, strap a claymore on the roof of your car. It will come in handy clearing parking lot trees of grackles.

462 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:56:02pm

re: #460 JamesTKirk

I'd try to sleep right on the edge, where there were less tidal effects, but often ended up moving onto the couch instead. Haven't had to worry about waterbeds since the 90s though, thank God.

For awhile there, I used to laugh at the 50 waterbeds for sale in the classified. The downside of the trend.

463 A Man for all Seasons  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:56:07pm

re: #458 Silhouette

Yep, spent a lot of time on the floor. All my friends in high school had waterbeds and I hated them.

you know life sucks when you get sea sick going to bed..

464 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:56:08pm
465 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:56:24pm

re: #456 Occasional Reader

If you get in trouble with this pun thread, don't look to me to Bailey you out.

If you drink too much you'll be bourbon all night.

466 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:56:39pm
467 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:56:47pm
468 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:56:57pm

re: #461 pre-Boomer Marine brat

HAPPY NEW YEAR! MWAH!

First this one...

Then this one...

469 David IV of Georgia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:57:02pm

re: #461 pre-Boomer Marine brat

David, if you go out, strap a claymore on the roof of your car. It will come in handy clearing parking lot trees of grackles.

You're just lucky. They seem to all be on your side of town.

470 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:57:39pm

re: #465 Spare O'Lake

If you drink too much you'll be bourbon all night.

Just came in.
Is this a pun thread?!
Gee, I'm sorry I've been absinthe.

471 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:57:58pm

re: #462 Silhouette

For awhile there, I used to laugh at the 50 waterbeds for sale in the classified. The downside of the trend.

As I said, they were very good for one thing.

That thing just wasn't "sleeping".

472 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:58:17pm

re: #458 Silhouette

Yep, spent a lot of time on the floor. All my friends in high school had waterbeds and I hated them.

When I was in the hospital for three months when I was a teen, I slept on a waterbed. Prevents bedsores.

473 realwest  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:58:25pm

re: #443 So?
Ya kknow I've about had it past here with Iran. Somebody needs to really smack 'em upside the head and if in fact those new Iranian provided missles can reach Dimona, Israel may just have to do that: Smack Iran, HARD.
Your comment and Link were hardly encouraging but I also have to say that, to the extent Israel needed any excuse to smack Iran around like a pinata, those missiles were all the excuse they needed.
And I STILL don't know why Israel hasn't started it's ground offensive against Hamas in Gaza.

474 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:58:37pm

re: #469 David IV of Georgia

You're just lucky. They seem to all be on your side of town.

And every @%#$@& last one of the b*stards in the Tom Thumb parking lot just now!

475 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:59:46pm

re: #468 goddessoftheclassroom

HAPPY NEW YEAR! MWAH!

First this one...

Then this one...

Uh oh!
Innocent me comes waltzing in and gets hammered by a lurker!
Dare I open those links?
*shiver*

476 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:59:47pm

re: #464 buzzsawmonkey

Zowie.

That vid looks like a collision between the original Star Trek and the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

That song was actually written by the same guy who wrote Rocky Horror.

The movie is called "The Return of Captain Invincible". It's cheesy but enjoyable; better than another drunken superhero movie that came out last year. Plus, this one's a musical (and has Christopher Lee!)

477 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:59:47pm

re: #474 pre-Boomer Marine brat

And every @%#$@& last one of the b*stards in the Tom Thumb parking lot just now!

Don't knuckle under to the aggravation.

478 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:59:57pm
479 David IV of Georgia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:00:02pm

re: #474 pre-Boomer Marine brat

When I'm at Home Depot, I don't park under the trees.

480 nyc redneck  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:00:29pm

did anyone besides me spend the afternoon trying to get a porcupine out of the wood shed.
and to think i was expecting a unicorn.

481 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:01:11pm
482 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:01:25pm

re: #446 JamesTKirk

What in the Sam Hill was that?

483 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:01:26pm

re: #470 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Just came in.
Is this a pun thread?!
Gee, I'm sorry I've been absinthe.

Aren't all threads pun threads?

They are to me...

484 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:02:10pm
485 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:02:14pm

re: #480 nyc redneck

did anyone besides me spend the afternoon trying to get a porcupine out of the wood shed.

And that's a euphemism for....?

486 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:02:26pm
487 realwest  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:02:31pm

re: #478 buzzsawmonkey
Hey Buzz - Happy New Year!
I appreciate the humor in your comment, but I was serious - just don't know why Israel is waiting to start the ground offensive, I really don't.
Especially as it would appear that most sane nations do not expect Israel to stop attacking Hamas now.

488 A Man for all Seasons  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:02:38pm

re: #473 realwest

Ya kknow I've about had it past here with Iran. Somebody needs to really smack 'em upside the head and if in fact those new Iranian provided missles can reach Dimona, Israel may just have to do that: Smack Iran, HARD.
Your comment and Link were hardly encouraging but I also have to say that, to the extent Israel needed any excuse to smack Iran around like a pinata, those missiles were all the excuse they needed.
And I STILL don't know why Israel hasn't started it's ground offensive against Hamas in Gaza.

I'm not very smart but we held ground troops over the head of Iraq in Gulf war 1 for like a 100 days.. There is no rush..You wanna play?
The ground troops arrive in their own sweet time...

489 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:02:39pm

re: #482 Occasional Reader

What in the Sam Hill was that?

See #476.

490 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:02:39pm

re: #468 goddessoftheclassroom

HAPPY NEW YEAR! MWAH!

First this one...

Then this one...

OMG, goddess! I'm gonna have to wait to go to the second one. My sides are hurting from "Spend more quality time with the family!" Laughing with tears in my eyes!

491 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:02:45pm

re: #480 nyc redneck

did anyone besides me spend the afternoon trying to get a porcupine out of the wood shed.
and to think i was expecting a unicorn.

Use a large Styrofoam ball?

492 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:02:52pm

re: #467 taxfreekiller

Facts:

1. High sales of guns.
2. High sales of gun safes.
3. High sales of safes for home use.
4. High ammo sales.
5. High sales of gold and silver bullion and coins.
6. High sales of property near lakes away from large cities.
7. High numbers of people who do not trust the Government at all.
8. High numbers of people getting gun training and self defense training.
9. High numbers in sales of off road used trucks and suv's.
10. High number of reasons for the nine above.

count me as a High person who does not trust the govt at all

493 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:03:13pm

re: #483 JamesTKirk

Aren't all threads pun threads?
They are to me...

Creationist!

494 David IV of Georgia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:03:33pm

re: #472 MandyManners

When I was in the hospital for three months when I was a teen, I slept on a waterbed. Prevents bedsores.

But it is so much fun turning over in bed because the bed sores hurt worse than being half dead and having been cut half in two.

495 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:04:08pm
496 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:04:10pm
497 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:04:26pm
498 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:04:36pm

re: #481 buzzsawmonkey

Save the quills. Dyed, you can make cunning beadwork.

right...they are quite useless when alive

499 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:04:38pm

hmmmm.

... I think people are very proud of the way we do elections in Minnesota and that pride and that trust is reflected in the fact that we are always number 1 voting in the nation and we're 5 percentage points above the state that is number 2. People trust our elections in Minnesota because they're run on a fair and non partisan basis and because they trust that they turn out and vote."

500 JamesTKirk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:04:44pm

re: #493 Spare O'Lake

Creationist!

I said "pun", not "wanton accusation".

I don't monkey around with creationists.
But then, I've always thought that the world evolves around me.

501 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:04:57pm

re: #484 buzzsawmonkey

Looked like a paean to poteen to me.

That rumor's been scotched.

502 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:04:59pm

re: #481 buzzsawmonkey

Save the quills. Dyed, you can make cunning beadwork.

which will come in really handy if you're ever alone on exile island on "survivor", and need to make a fake immunity idol to thoroughly screw over the other players.

503 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:05:22pm

Just got this in email:

In a few short days, an African American man will move from his private residence into a much larger and infinitely more expensive one owned not by him but by the taxpayers. A vast lawn, a perimeter fence and many well trained security specialists will insulate him from the rest of us but the mere fact that this man will be residing in this house should make us all stop and count our blessings - because it proves that we live in a nation where anything is possible.

Many believed this day would never come. Most of us hoped and prayed that it would, but few of us actually believed we would live to see it. Racism is an ugly thing in all of its forms and there is little doubt that if this man had moved into this house fifteen years ago, there would have been a great outcry - possibly even rioting in the streets.

Today, we can all be both grateful and proud that no such mayhem will take place. when this man takes up residency in this house.

This man, moving into this house at this time in our nation's history is much more than a simple change of addresses for him - it is proof of a change in our attitude as a nation. It is an amends of sorts - the righting of a great wrong. It is a symbol of our growth, and of our willingness to "judge a man, not by the color of his skin but by the content of his character".

There can be little doubt now that the vast majority of us truly believe that this man has earned both his place in history and his new address. His time in thishouse will not be easy - it will be fraught with danger and he will face many challenges. I am sure there will be many times when he asks himself how in the world he ended up here and like all who have gone before him, the experience will age him greatly.

But I for one will not waste an ounce of worry for his sake - because in every way a man can, he asked for this. His whole life for the past fifteen years appears to have been inexorably leading this man toward this house. It is highly probable that that in the past, despite all of his actions, racism would have kept this man out ofthis house. Today, I thank the lord above that I am an American and that I live in a nation where wrongs are righted, where justice matters and where truly anything is possible.

Who is this man? you ask.

504 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:05:31pm

re: #480 nyc redneck

did anyone besides me spend the afternoon trying to get a porcupine out of the wood shed.
and to think i was expecting a unicorn.

Porcupine abuse!

505 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:05:33pm
506 Bloodnok  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:05:39pm

re: #480 nyc redneck

did anyone besides me spend the afternoon trying to get a porcupine out of the wood shed.
and to think i was expecting a unicorn.

Sounds delicious

507 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:05:49pm

re: #502 reine.de.tout

which will come in really handy if you're ever alone on exile island on "survivor", and need to make a fake immunity idol to thoroughly screw over the other players.

I think that in a pinch I could make lye soap.

508 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:06:34pm

re: #468 goddessoftheclassroom

Especially for the video !

509 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:06:58pm

re: #457 David IV of Georgia

Just where do they try to stick that waterbed?

510 Sunlight  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:07:22pm

re: #473 realwest

Ya kknow I've about had it past here with Iran. Somebody needs to really smack 'em upside the head and if in fact those new Iranian provided missles can reach Dimona, Israel may just have to do that: Smack Iran, HARD.
Your comment and Link were hardly encouraging but I also have to say that, to the extent Israel needed any excuse to smack Iran around like a pinata, those missiles were all the excuse they needed.
And I STILL don't know why Israel hasn't started it's ground offensive against Hamas in Gaza.

In summer '06, the IDF went into Lebanon in a very minor way to try to retrieve the kidnapped guys. And then the rockets started. And then a rocket actually hit something important. The Israelis (we were listening to the radio with someone translating, so I'm sure I missed lots of it) ramped up immediately, thinking that maybe the rockets were actually aimed and maybe had a guidance system or something. As time went on, it became very clear that the one rocket that hit home was dumb luck (or "disluck"). I hope Gaza and Iran realize that if they actually hit Dimona, they're done.

511 realwest  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:07:24pm

re: #488 HoosierHoops
Yes, Hoops I know that, but at least there was some semblance of a reason - trying to get a HUGE coalition of forces united, in place and the logistics were all pretty time consuming problems.
Gaza? If Israel doesn't have everything as ready to go as they could have by now, then frankly Olmert AND the IDF have been derelict in their responsibilities to the Israeli people. How could Israeli Intelligence NOT KNOW that Hamas had these missiles and their capabilities?

512 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:07:58pm

re: #430 Throbert McGee

/Gosh, I miss the dot-com bubble and being under 30.

Gosh, I don't. I was working downtown then, and the message being screamed from the media was that if you weren't on track to retire at 26 you were a moron. Also, all the dotcommers bought SUVS and drove them around downtown San Francisco like bats out of hell. Leaving the building was dangerous.

Why would you take cocaine to dull the effect of liquor? Isn't that paying extra to cancel your buzz?

513 rightymouse  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:08:09pm

Time to go couchular. Great time punning with y'all. :)

514 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:08:23pm

re: #494 David IV of Georgia

But it is so much fun turning over in bed because the bed sores hurt worse than being half dead and having been cut half in two.

My leg was in traction so I couldn't roll over.

515 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:08:23pm

re: #487 realwest

- just don't know why Israel is waiting to start the ground offensive, I really don't..

I'm HOPING it's a rational strategy of getting all the mileage they can out of air power before going in, as our guys did in 1991 in Iraq.

516 David IV of Georgia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:08:23pm

re: #509 ArmyWife

Just where do they try to stick that waterbed?

That comment's all wet.

517 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:08:36pm

re: #495 buzzsawmonkey

All I do now is hope they get the job done before Olmert's vestigial 'nads re-ascend.

A thousand up-dings!

518 realwest  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:08:39pm

re: #495 buzzsawmonkey
Amen to that!

519 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:09:01pm

re: #508 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Especially for the video !

You're welcome. I thought you'd especially like the number 1 resolution!

520 Bloodnok  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:09:58pm

re: #507 Silhouette

I think that in a pinch I could make lye soap.

I had to make some for a class project. I remember it smelling awful.

521 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:10:05pm

re: #507 Silhouette

I think that in a pinch I could make lye soap.

Oh, yeah.

I keep trying to send the Roi to try out for Survivor. He can be pretty ornery around the type of idiots they often have on that show (which, I admit, to my everlasting shame, I just love), and he knows how to find food. I cannot understand how those folks can be dropped into nature somewhere, and be unable to feed themselves. If the animals around them are thriving, then the area has plenty of food.

522 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:10:26pm

re: #514 MandyManners

My leg was in traction so I couldn't roll over.

My dad was in an induced coma in 2003. His ICU bed automatically "waved" to prevent bedsores. Technology is amazing,

523 realwest  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:10:44pm

re: #510 Sunlight
I hope so too, Sunlight. But I have to say that Israeli intelligence is really not as good as I thought it was if it didn't know Hamas had these missiles available and the capabilities of these missles.

524 nyc redneck  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:10:48pm

re: #491 Silhouette

Use a large Styrofoam ball?

lol,
how abt. a shotgun?
we didn't shoot it yet. it's still out there.
but that thing is going to have to go.
too dangerous for the dog who got in some big trouble a few yrs. ago.
ouch.
my husband tried everything to get it gone except the gun.
i'm over skunks too.

525 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:11:12pm

re: #519 goddessoftheclassroom

You're welcome. I thought you'd especially like the number 1 resolution!

It was good, but "Quality time" just blew everything else right out of the running.

/at least the kid had the right idea

526 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:11:40pm

re: #525 pre-Boomer Marine brat

It was good, but "Quality time" just blew everything else right out of the running.

/at least the kid had the right idea

But the kitteh got the last laugh!

527 opnion  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:12:01pm

Chicgo has already taken it's first gun related homicide of the new year.
At 2am last night the victim was shot in the head & killed.
Chicago has a gun free prohibition.

528 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:12:43pm

re: #522 goddessoftheclassroom

My dad was in an induced coma in 2003. His ICU bed automatically "waved" to prevent bedsores. Technology is amazing,

I got mine in ICU, too.

529 realwest  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:12:43pm

re: #497 Iron Fist
Yeah, you're right bro' - sure hope Bush leaves Israel with some Major League weapons and redundancy in munitions as a going away present!

530 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:12:57pm

re: #516 David IV of Georgia

I am tapped out on water puns.

531 David IV of Georgia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:12:59pm

re: #522 goddessoftheclassroom

My dad was in an induced coma in 2003. His ICU bed automatically "waved" to prevent bedsores. Technology is amazing,

The new pneumatic mattresses are great—different parts inflate at different times so that no place on the body has to support weight for very long.

532 A Man for all Seasons  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:13:01pm

re: #511 realwest

Yes, Hoops I know that, but at least there was some semblance of a reason - trying to get a HUGE coalition of forces united, in place and the logistics were all pretty time consuming problems.
Gaza? If Israel doesn't have everything as ready to go as they could have by now, then frankly Olmert AND the IDF have been derelict in their responsibilities to the Israeli people. How could Israeli Intelligence NOT KNOW that Hamas had these missiles and their capabilities?


I think all those secondary explosions pretty much showed the juices Intel.

533 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:13:04pm
534 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:13:17pm

re: #524 nyc redneck

lol,
how abt. a shotgun?
we didn't shoot it yet. it's still out there.
but that thing is going to have to go.
too dangerous for the dog who got in some big trouble a few yrs. ago.
ouch.
my husband tried everything to get it gone except the gun.
i'm over skunks too.

Dogs and Porcupines do not mix!

535 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:13:26pm

re: #524 nyc redneck

lol,
how abt. a shotgun?
we didn't shoot it yet. it's still out there.
but that thing is going to have to go.
too dangerous for the dog who got in some big trouble a few yrs. ago.
ouch.
my husband tried everything to get it gone except the gun.
i'm over skunks too.

it'll be gone by daylight...not to worry...it's probably confused and will figure it out

536 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:13:30pm
537 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:13:54pm

re: #531 David IV of Georgia

The new pneumatic mattresses are great—different parts inflate at different times so that no place on the body has to support weight for very long.

That's it! Thanks.

538 VegasRick  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:14:10pm

re: #516 David IV of Georgia

That comment's all wet.

Dripping with sarcasm.

539 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:14:17pm

re: #536 Iron Fist

But the person making this statement is judging Obama not by his character, but by his skin color. As did the electorate, both black and white. Is there any doubt that a man with as little acomplishments as Obama has would be elected President if he were white? He'd have never made it through the Primaries. He wouldn't have been considered at all. Look at Joe Biden's race for the Presidency, and you can see how such a bag of piss and wind would be treated.

Didja look at who she was talking about?

540 realwest  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:14:28pm

Well sorry y'all, I gotta run cause mom just called dinner!
I hope to get the chance to see you all down the road and that Charles sees my report on SO?'s comment as I think the Times article would make a great thread!

See you later, y'all!

541 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:14:56pm
542 summergurl  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:15:05pm

re: #521 reine.de.tout

Oh, yeah.

I keep trying to send the Roi to try out for Survivor. He can be pretty ornery around the type of idiots they often have on that show (which, I admit, to my everlasting shame, I just love), and he knows how to find food. I cannot understand how those folks can be dropped into nature somewhere, and be unable to feed themselves. If the animals around them are thriving, then the area has plenty of food.

If Armaggedon ever happens I am moving in with our middle son - that kid can hunt with a stick and bring home a deer it seems. Don't know where he gets it from, not me that's for sure and not hubby. Hunting to hubby is driving to a second grocery store if the first doesn't have rib eyes.

543 A Man for all Seasons  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:15:28pm

re: #532 HoosierHoops

I think all those secondary explosions pretty much showed the juices Intel.

Gotta go realwest..whenever Charles has a tech note i fly like a moth to the flame.
See ya upthread bro

544 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:15:33pm

re: #536 Iron Fist

But the person making this statement is judging Obama not by his character, but by his skin color

pssst clink on the link in Alouette's post

545 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:15:45pm

New tech filled thread upstairs. I am sure they need our pun-tifications!

546 nyc redneck  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:16:14pm

re: #506 Bloodnok

Sounds delicious

i think people do eat them. they are herbivores, under all those quills and make a good stew. what a rough way to get a meal, tho. imagine cleaning a porcupine.
a lot more trouble than a chicken. or a squirrel.

547 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:17:04pm
548 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:17:12pm

re: #546 nyc redneck

i think people do eat them. they are herbivores, under all those quills and make a good stew. what a rough way to get a meal, tho. imagine cleaning a porcupine.
a lot more trouble than a chicken. or a squirrel
.

that is probably the most understated understatement I've ever seen.

549 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:17:14pm

re: #526 goddessoftheclassroom

But the kitteh got the last laugh!

actually, thank G*d!
cats don't swim very well

550 summergurl  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:17:45pm

re: #540 realwest

Well sorry y'all, I gotta run cause mom just called dinner!
I hope to get the chance to see you all down the road and that Charles sees my report on SO?'s comment as I think the Times article would make a great thread!

See you later, y'all!

How old are you RW? Mom calling dinner?

551 opnion  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:17:47pm

re: #533 buzzsawmonkey

If Chicago has no guns, then the victim is not really dead.

QED.

Good point. The account of this is obviously erroneous as Richie Daley has outlawed handguns.

552 VioletTiger  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:18:43pm

re: #524 nyc redneck

Have you tied one of those humane traps? I've used them to trap feral cats for TNR, but they come in bigger sizes as well. The critters are not harmed. You could do a little critter relocation.

Happy New Year everyone! Spent the day recovering from way to much fun last night. The fog is lifting, finally.

553 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:23:02pm
554 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:23:03pm
555 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:23:21pm

re: #552 VioletTiger

Have you tied one of those humane traps?

HavaHart!

556 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:24:34pm
557 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:25:18pm

re: #554 buzzsawmonkey

But is a voice chanting, "This land was made for you and me?"

This land is my land
it isn't your land
You'd better get off
I'll blow your head off
I've got a shotgun
and you don't got one
This land is private proper-tee

(oldie but a goodie, circa 4th Grade)

558 nyc redneck  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:25:31pm

re: #534 reine.de.tout

Dogs and Porcupines do not mix!

omg, did that guy survive?
you couldn't even tell it was a dog.
porcupines can blind and choke a dog.
my boy was smart enough to back off quickly but he was still stuck pretty good.
some of the quills had to be clipped off and pulled thru his lips.

559 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:25:33pm
560 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:25:43pm

re: #553 Iron Fist

Yeah. But that bullshit could have came from any Democrat, white or black or puce or chartreuse. They didn't vote for Obama the man. They voted for the Great Obamessiah, the One who would cleanse us of the original sin of having white Presidents.

They voted for a god, not a President. As such, Obama cannot hope to succeed. The question is how spectacular a failure will he be?

CLICK THE LINK!

561 nyc redneck  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:27:26pm

re: #535 albusteve

it'll be gone by daylight...not to worry...it's probably confused and will figure it out

that's what we're hoping. and then i'll fence off the wood shed so it won't have a place to hole up.

562 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:28:39pm

re: #473 realwest

And I STILL don't know why Israel hasn't started it's ground offensive against Hamas in Gaza.

They prefer clear weather to maximize the air support.

Gaza ground invasion looks likely as weather clears
After two days of rain and cloud cover which made the use of tanks and armoured infantry difficult, the skies over the Gaza Strip cleared today.

563 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:29:02pm

re: #546 nyc redneck

i think people do eat them. they are herbivores, under all those quills and make a good stew. what a rough way to get a meal, tho. imagine cleaning a porcupine.
a lot more trouble than a chicken. or a squirrel.

English Romany are fond of hedgehogs for cooking--they're considered 'clean' animals under their system, and can be easily hunted on the road.

I think a porcupine would be pure hell to skin, though.

564 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:29:51pm

re: #561 nyc redneck

that's what we're hoping. and then i'll fence off the wood shed so it won't have a place to hole up.


they are very private little guys...if he gets freaked out somehow he wont be back...but you never know

565 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:30:30pm

re: #534 reine.de.tout

Dogs and Porcupines do not mix!

Neither do porcupines and waterbeds.

566 TaeJohnDo  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:30:57pm

re: #563 SanFranciscoZionist

English Romany are fond of hedgehogs for cooking--they're considered 'clean' animals under their system, and can be easily hunted on the road.

I think a porcupine would be pure hell to skin, though.

I have a pair of cowboy boots made from them -- very nice look.

567 Bloodnok  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:32:42pm

re: #561 nyc redneck

that's what we're hoping. and then i'll fence off the wood shed so it won't have a place to hole up.

How big is the porcupine? Aww, how could you chase away this little guy

568 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:34:56pm
569 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:34:56pm
570 nyc redneck  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:38:03pm

re: #567 Bloodnok

How big is the porcupine? Aww, how could you chase away this little guy

well, i couldn't chase away that cute little creature but the thing in the wood shed must weigh abt. 50 lbs, and is as broad as a #3 galvanized tub. not to mention the knitting needle size quills.

571 VioletTiger  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:38:44pm

re: #554 buzzsawmonkey

Oh geez, I hope not!

572 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:39:31pm

Save the NY Porcupine!

573 Bloodnok  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:42:41pm

re: #570 nyc redneck

well, i couldn't chase away that cute little creature but the thing in the wood shed must weigh abt. 50 lbs, and is as broad as a #3 galvanized tub. not to mention the knitting needle size quills.

Well, if you have to... Just make sure the force isn't disproportionate.

574 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:52:36pm
575 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:53:28pm
576 Bloodnok  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:55:36pm

re: #575 Iron Fist

Aren't porcupines a protected minority? You may have interfered with its civil rights. Please tell me you didn't put panties on its head. There's nothing in the world that is as bad as that...

The rousting from the shed will end when the firing of quills stops.

577 avanti  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 6:10:00pm

Anyone want to walk this path ?


Path

578 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 6:11:27pm

re: #574 taxfreekiller

Ammonia works well too, 25% strength in water.

579 2SoonOld2LateSmart  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 6:38:03pm

Sing along time.

The Green Green Grass of Home

580 path  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 6:38:50pm

re: #577 avanti

Anyone want to walk this path ?


Path

Whoa, sure not my path - wish I were that brave. Anybody know where and what this is? Very beautiful; very frightening.

581 SFGoth  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 6:45:24pm

Mmmmm, grass with Jew!

582 avanti  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 6:51:28pm

re: #580 path

Read the comments on under the video, it's some sort of a path across a falls.

583 caligal  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 7:04:44pm

New camera for Christmas? great up close photos. Thanks. And...
May the skill and luck of the Trojans carry over to all of us in the New Year.
Fight on! and GoZags!

584 Muadib  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 7:16:56pm

re: #574 taxfreekiller

On goodbye varmints.

Large water gun.
large can of ground cayenne (its aka red pepper)
mix it in water, shoot the varmint in the face, (nose)

varmits gone,

ps
do not block its path

Fun tunnel patrol

585 hurricane567  Fri, Jan 2, 2009 12:42:22am

[sees ImageWell is for MACs] Ehhhh....i don't want to start a mac vs pc fight, but *hack*Irfanview*cough*


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