Midday Open Thread

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I’m still out of town visiting family; posting will be sporadic for a few more days because I’m not always going to have a web connection. In the meantime, here’s a midday open thread. Remember to wash behind your ears, don’t eat with your entrenching tool, and above all, play nice.

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1 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 10:55:17am

Fresh thread smell! Love it so!

2 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 10:59:08am

Kinda lonely in here. Guess all the cool kids are still in the Geller thread.

3 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:00:27am

Hi Guanx88 I'm looking at both. :-)

4 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:00:51am

Eh, I can only take so much madness.

5 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:00:53am

Forget fingerprint dusting. Crime-scene drama fans might soon see a new forensic technique debut on their favorite TV series: hand-germ testing.

According to a study published online Monday, bacteria that live on a person's hands could one day accurately identify that individual. This could come in handy to track down a criminal who has worn gloves, removed prints and other personal physical evidence, or touched surfaces such as fabric on which a fingerprint wouldn't show up, the researchers said.

The concept, outlined in a paper in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, relies upon the fact that human beings leave a trail of bacteria on objects they touch and that the mix of microbes on each person's hand is highly individualized.


SNIP

6 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:01:48am
7 Soap_Man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:02:29am
8 Kragar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:02:38am

I've decided I'm going to make an active effort to try and get to bed by 10:30 everynight. I keep trying to stay up and finish everything I want to get done and been getting to bed at 1 or 2 am and getting up at 7. Its grueling and I'm done doing it.

9 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:03:04am

re: #6 Dragon_Lady

Now I know I'm right to carry and use hand sanitizing gel!

Master criminal!

10 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:03:16am

Waiting now to hear back from the underwriters, who required an explanation of why I'd sell a + $200K house to move to a $70K one. They actually had to have it explained to them that I'd rather spend some cash on the kids' education and a retirement/

11 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:03:50am

re: #10 Guanxi88

Waiting now to hear back from the underwriters, who required an explanation of why I'd sell a + $200K house to move to a $70K one. They actually had to have it explained to them that I'd rather spend some cash on the kids' education and a retirement/

WTF?

12 reine.de.tout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:04:23am

re: #10 Guanxi88

Waiting now to hear back from the underwriters, who required an explanation of why I'd sell a + $200K house to move to a $70K one. They actually had to have it explained to them that I'd rather spend some cash on the kids' education and a retirement/

Tell them:
Because I want to.

13 Kragar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:04:29am

re: #10 Guanxi88

Waiting now to hear back from the underwriters, who required an explanation of why I'd sell a + $200K house to move to a $70K one. They actually had to have it explained to them that I'd rather spend some cash on the kids' education and a retirement/

How about "Because I fucking feel like it."?

14 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:04:33am

re: #9 MandyManners

Master criminal!

Naw, jest a smart one/ ;)

15 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:04:43am

re: #7 Soap_Man

Cool story here:

Woman donates tax refund to Haiti, wins $50,000 lotto prize four days later

A Whole Lotta Karma.

That is very very cool.

16 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:05:09am

re: #10 Guanxi88

Waiting now to hear back from the underwriters, who required an explanation of why I'd sell a + $200K house to move to a $70K one. They actually had to have it explained to them that I'd rather spend some cash on the kids' education and a retirement/

Underwriters will parse the shit out of every transaction you've made in the past 5 years. Unless you're trying to buy a $400,000 house on a $35,000 income. Then they leave you alone.

17 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:05:16am

re: #10 Guanxi88

Waiting now to hear back from the underwriters, who required an explanation of why I'd sell a + $200K house to move to a $70K one. They actually had to have it explained to them that I'd rather spend some cash on the kids' education and a retirement/

?
I...
I got nothing.

18 Soap_Man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:05:24am

re: #10 Guanxi88

Waiting now to hear back from the underwriters, who required an explanation of why I'd sell a + $200K house to move to a $70K one. They actually had to have it explained to them that I'd rather spend some cash on the kids' education and a retirement/

Underwriter, while pounding on desk: "I demand to know why you are being fiscally responsible!!! What are you up to!?!?!"

19 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:05:27am

re: #11 MandyManners

WTF?

re: #12 reine.de.tout

Tell them:
Because I want to.

re: #13 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

How about "Because I fucking feel like it."?

All three were included in the original draft, but decided I should play their game - greater upside potential in the other house, whereas the one we're selling is more or less at the max value the market can sustain.

20 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:05:59am

re: #14 Dragon_Lady

Naw, jest a smart one/ ;)

Will suspects have "filth" samples taken?

21 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:06:31am

re: #8 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I've decided I'm going to make an active effort to try and get to bed by 10:30 everynight. I keep trying to stay up and finish everything I want to get done and been getting to bed at 1 or 2 am and getting up at 7. Its grueling and I'm done doing it.

My dear, I'm never up past 9:00pm! I love sleeping! Does a body gooooood!

22 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:07:02am

re: #19 Guanxi88

All three were included in the original draft, but decided I should play their game - greater upside potential in the other house, whereas the one we're selling is more or less at the max value the market can sustain.

It's interesting, because you are trying to up your insurance amt., correct? So you are willing to pay more for a larger policy and they are making it difficult?

23 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:08:03am

re: #22 Stanley Sea

It's interesting, because you are trying to up your insurance amt., correct? So you are willing to pay more for a larger policy and they are making it difficult?

No, these are mortgage underwriters; they're slightly hesitant about the whole thing. I'm half-tempted to just buy the damned place outright with the proceeds from the sale.

24 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:08:20am

re: #20 MandyManners

Will suspects have "filth" samples taken?

If their smart they'll see who's spreading all the viruses around and making everyone sick and give them a hefty fine!

25 lawhawk  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:08:36am

re: #19 Guanxi88

You were making a prudent financial and real estate investment based on the available opportunities and the chance to sell the existing real estate at an optimum price so that you can improve the related financial positions in the best interests of all the parties involved. The new property is relatively undervalued compared to comparables and therefore has more topside potential while providing less downside risk.

/when all else fails, baffle 'em with bs

26 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:08:46am

re: #10 Guanxi88

Waiting now to hear back from the underwriters, who required an explanation of why I'd sell a + $200K house to move to a $70K one. They actually had to have it explained to them that I'd rather spend some cash on the kids' education and a retirement/

Blame lawyers, actually. (my wife is an ex-title agent)

Few documents are as blatantly CYA as an LOX, or "letter of explanation". No facts or documentation are needed...it's just proof that the underwriters were paying attention.

It's actually less common to refinance and not need an LOX than to go without. They weren't quite as commonly used with purchases, but i'll bet that the past 24 months of financial anguish have everyone on their CYA horses...

27 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:09:18am

re: #24 Dragon_Lady

If their smart they'll see who's spreading all the viruses around and making everyone sick and give them a hefty fine!

Medical cops?

29 Kragar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:09:22am

re: #21 Dragon_Lady

My dear, I'm never up past 9:00pm! I love sleeping! Does a body goood!

I love sleeping to, but I'm wired as a night owl. When allowed to, I'll stay up till 2 or 3, sleep untill 10 or 11, and be just fine.

30 Soap_Man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:09:24am

re: #23 Guanxi88

No, these are mortgage underwriters; they're slightly hesitant about the whole thing. I'm half-tempted to just buy the damned place outright with the proceeds from the sale.

They are probably so used to people buying houses that are more than they can afford that they think something is amiss when someone does the opposite. :)

31 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:09:36am

re: #24 Dragon_Lady

If their smart they'll see who's spreading all the viruses around and making everyone sick and give them a hefty fine!

NO! tHEY LOCK UP THOSE SPREADING GERMS IN SEEKRIT FEMA CAMPS!!11

/Alex Jones

32 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:09:51am

Oh boy. Rep. King and G. Beck are now saying that having a vote on Sunday for HCR is an affront to God.


KING: They intend to vote on the Sabbath, during Lent, to take away the liberty that we have right from God. [...]

BECK: You couldn’t have said it better. Here is a group of people that have so perverted our faith and our hope and our charity, that is a — this is an affront to God. And I honestly, I don’t think anybody is like, “yes, and now what we’ll do is we’ll vote on the Sabbath.” But I think it’s absolutely appropriate that these people are trying to put the nail in the coffin on our country on a Sunday — something our founders would have never, ever, ever done. Out of respect for God.

[Link: thinkprogress.org...]

33 teleskiguy  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:10:17am

Here's a song played by one of my favorite touring bands Umphrey's McGee. It's called "Nemo's Fat Bottomed Good Times." Watch in 720p.

34 Kragar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:10:28am

Greatest completely awful movie trailer ever.

"We're dealing with a menace."

35 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:10:31am

re: #23 Guanxi88

Oops, misunderstanding here! Thanks for the correction.

36 Soap_Man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:10:56am

re: #32 Stanley Sea

Oh boy. Rep. King and G. Beck are now saying that having a vote on Sunday for HCR is an affront to God.

[Link: thinkprogress.org...]

I work on Sundays here and there Mr. Beck. Am I "disrespecting" God?

37 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:11:06am

There are some real interesting mixed results in the latest Pew poll - this should send rocket flares up for both parties going into 2010 elections - there are clear indicators for both parties on what's wrong about them right now.

Pay attention to the charts on pages two and three at this link, and also the top ten words for congress.

[Link: people-press.org...]

38 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:11:44am

re: #30 Soap_Man

They are probably so used to people buying houses that are more than they can afford that they think something is amiss when someone does the opposite. :)

Yep. And we wonder why the housing market's tanked.

Honestly, the whole idea came to us when we saw a neighbor sell the SAME house we have, and sell it quickly, for a VERY unreasonably high price. Told me the bleeding's not done here yet, as the cost is out of all proportion to the real value of the thing.

I guy like me should not own ANY asset that appreciates as quickly as our house did.

39 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:12:29am

re: #21 Dragon_Lady

My dear, I'm never up past 9:00pm! I love sleeping! Does a body goood!

Sleep! That's when I'm a viking!

-Ralph Wiggum

40 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:12:34am

re: #27 MandyManners

Medical cops?

Works for me. If they did that then all those who are walking around with fevers would be made aware of just how contagious they are, and maybe there wouldn't be so many sick people in the emergency rooms and running up health care costs! Just a fantasy of mine...

41 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:12:47am

re: #32 Stanley Sea

Oh boy. Rep. King and G. Beck are now saying that having a vote on Sunday for HCR is an affront to God.

[Link: thinkprogress.org...]

Dear Lord Baby Jesus, please do something about about these assholes, they make you and your dad look bad.
KTHX
XXXOOO
J.

42 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:13:56am

re: #40 Dragon_Lady

Works for me. If they did that then all those who are walking around with fevers would be made aware of just how contagious they are, and maybe there wouldn't be so many sick people in the emergency rooms and running up health care costs! Just a fantasy of mine...

There are those who cannot stay home when they're sick. But, they should keep their hands coated in that germ-killing gel.

43 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:14:13am

Dispatches from the right:

ON Sunday, the census workers came. We knew that they were mapping potential resistance to the New World Order, but few understood that they were also checking for who was Christian and who was white so that they could be rounded up later for NWO concentration camps. They also just want to know where the old people are for the death panels.

Either that or they will simply brainwash your kids with additives to the water and chem trails in the sky... teach them Darwinism and communism and nazism. Teach them to hate God, or that guns are bad.

Guns are needed to defend against the NWO. So of course we should make our kids scared of them!

The black helicopters are only for surveillance. Their agents rarely repel out of them. Those great big UN funded, unmarked SUVs are what are generally used to pick up those who know too much or those who see too clearly.

The SUV came up with the census gestapo and they goose stepped over my crisis garden, but that is just a ruse. My real stockpiles of food and emergency rations are in the bunker.

They wanted to know who lived here and what race we are. As if they don't already know all that from the chips they put in people's teeth by their NWO commie dentists. Or the tracking devices they put in you in the emergency room.

No they don't need the information, they already know, but keeping this front going is a good cover - and besides it takes more of my tax money! Though I have heard that they still do serve a purpose by trying to see who will resist, marking it down and putting them up further on the list to be eliminated or re-educated.

This is what happens when you let a bunch of liberal UN commies put a president from Uganda in charge of America!

//// Wish this were complete sarcasm... they really do think like this.

44 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:14:56am

re: #29 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I love sleeping to, but I'm wired as a night owl. When allowed to, I'll stay up till 2 or 3, sleep untill 10 or 11, and be just fine.

Have you ever tried a cup of hot decafe tea after dinner? Chamomile works for me when I can't turn off my thoughts at night.

45 mj  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:15:40am

Iran Dispute Becomes Focus of Clinton’s Russia Trip

Prime Minister Vladimir V. Putin said the much delayed plant, near the Iranian city of Bushehr, would go into operation this summer, though he did not give a date. His comments, made at a meeting of nuclear officials, came on the day that Mrs. Clinton arrived here for talks with Russian leaders about an arms control agreement, Iran, the Middle East, and other issues....

...A senior American official played down the clash over Iran in Russia, saying he did not believe Mr. Putin intended to embarrass Mrs. Clinton. The United States, he said, did not oppose Russia’s involvement in the Bushehr plant, only the timing of Tuesday’s announcement.


[Link: www.nytimes.com...]

So lets see if we understand this right. An ally of the US- Israel- makes an ill-timed announcement and this administration goes nuclear on them.
Russia, a country which can hardly be called an ally of the US, makes an ill-timed announcement about a nuclear plant being built in another country which is a declared enemy of the West and this administration seeks to play it down.

46 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:15:47am

re: #38 Guanxi88

We bought our house 12 yrs ago and even in this down market we would still be up 70k by all of the indicators if we sold now. It's taking an average of thirty days on market to sell here, whereas it was taking < week in the hot market days.

47 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:15:54am

re: #44 Dragon_Lady

Or Valerian Root tea, but that can cause depression, so watch out.

Also, tastes like stewed weeds.

48 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:16:38am

re: #47 Obdicut

Or Valerian Root tea, but that can cause depression, so watch out.

Also, tastes like stewed weeds.

It tastes like shit. Literally.

49 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:16:45am

re: #32 Stanley Sea

And....

On Palm Sunday in 2005, the Republican-controlled Senate passed a controversial bill to allow a federal court to intervene in the case of Terri Schiavo. The House passed the same bill shortly after midnight on Monday morning.

50 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:16:52am

I forgot that Sunday is saved for those sacred activities like eating at buffet restaurants after church (thus forcing the workers to work on the Sabbath), hunting and wandering around WalMart.
Or at least that is what Sunday is for in Arkansas....

51 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:16:59am

re: #46 Thanos

We bought our house 12 yrs ago and even in this down market we would still be up 70k by all of the indicators if we sold now. It's taking an average of thirty days on market to sell here, whereas it was taking < week in the hot market days.

We bought it new from the builder, lived in it 6 years, did no improvements. Made better than 35% on the thing.

52 Kragar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:17:04am

re: #44 Dragon_Lady

Have you ever tried a cup of hot decafe tea after dinner? Chamomile works for me when I can't turn off my thoughts at night.

Oh, you mean the ritual 45+ minutes of lying there worrying about anything and everything before sleep finally smothers and takes you.

No, I don't drink tea.

53 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:17:14am

re: #38 Guanxi88

Yep. And we wonder why the housing market's tanked.

Honestly, the whole idea came to us when we saw a neighbor sell the SAME house we have, and sell it quickly, for a VERY unreasonably high price. Told me the bleeding's not done here yet, as the cost is out of all proportion to the real value of the thing.

I guy like me should not own ANY asset that appreciates as quickly as our house did.

Speaking of real estate, you would think that rural midwest houses are plague-infested. Some of my relatives are thinking about buying a semi-mansion on acres of land about 70 minutes north of Columbus (for hunting & family gathering purposes) because they can literally be had for $100k or less, especially if the buyer is willing to spruce up the place...it's amazing what this shake-up has done to different areas...

54 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:18:05am

re: #29 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I love sleeping to, but I'm wired as a night owl. When allowed to, I'll stay up till 2 or 3, sleep untill 10 or 11, and be just fine.

I haven't slept normally in over ten years. I stare at the ceiling half the night, then wake up early in the morning, tired as hell. Take your sleep however you can get it.

55 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:18:17am

re: #47 Obdicut

Or Valerian Root tea, but that can cause depression, so watch out.

Also, tastes like stewed weeds.

heh.

...other than that, it's fantastic!!

56 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:19:03am

re: #42 MandyManners

There are those who cannot stay home when they're sick. But, they should keep their hands coated in that germ-killing gel.

Had a former co-worker bring in a very nasty bug and spread it around the office, over 3/4 of the staff was out sick for a week and I was sick for 3 weeks. She felt pretty bad about it and said the same thing, couldn't afford to stay home. I went out and bought her and all of my co-workers a bottle of the gel to keep in their pockets. Cost me some money but it was the only way I could get across the seriousness of spreading illness around to everyone. It worked too!

57 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:19:04am

re: #54 cliffster

I haven't slept normally in over ten years. I stare at the ceiling half the night, then wake up early in the morning, tired as hell. Take your sleep however you can get it.

Have you talked to your doctor?

58 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:19:31am

re: #55 Aceofwhat?

I mask the taste with bergamot and honey, and it's fine. And it doesn't depress me.

59 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:19:50am

re: #56 Dragon_Lady

Had a former co-worker bring in a very nasty bug and spread it around the office, over 3/4 of the staff was out sick for a week and I was sick for 3 weeks. She felt pretty bad about it and said the same thing, couldn't afford to stay home. I went out and bought her and all of my co-workers a bottle of the gel to keep in their pockets. Cost me some money but it was the only way I could get across the seriousness of spreading illness around to everyone. It worked too!

Shitty sick-leave can cost a company a lot of money.

60 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:19:58am

Excellent email app being used by the President's admin. for final health care push:[Link: my.barackobama.com...]

61 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:20:00am

re: #57 MandyManners

Indeed. A Sleep study at the very least would be a good thing-- apnea is life-threatening, and just sleeplessness can kill your quality of life.

62 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:20:06am

re: #54 cliffster

I haven't slept normally in over ten years. I stare at the ceiling half the night, then wake up early in the morning, tired as hell. Take your sleep however you can get it.

I been waking up at sunrise
I been following the light across my room,
I seen the night receive the room of my day

63 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:20:09am

Interesting trend here:

Yet more evidence that we are going backwards: A new study published today by the Pew Research Center finds the "multi-generational American family household is staging a comeback."

Pew is not the first to come up with such findings -- other studies have also shown that Americans are reverting to mixed-generational living. Like Pew, they have noted the economic forces driving more extended families under one roof, such as job losses and home foreclosures. But the Pew study finds that, more than economic pressures, the trend towards multi-gen living is driven by "demographic changes that have been gathering steam for decades" -- a graying and increasingly multi-cultural populace.

64 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:20:21am

I sleep best when I exercise regularly. I've been pretty lazy these last couple of months, but now that it's nice out I'll be biking several times a week. And it's time to renew my gym membership, and start once again doing some more heavy bag work with my brother.

65 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:20:27am

re: #47 Obdicut

Or Valerian Root tea, but that can cause depression, so watch out.

Also, tastes like stewed weeds.

I keep it around in capsule form, but it makes me groggy the next day. I use it in an pinch when the Chamomile tea doesn't work.

66 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:20:45am

re: #54 cliffster

I haven't slept normally in over ten years. I stare at the ceiling half the night, then wake up early in the morning, tired as hell. Take your sleep however you can get it.

me too. i finally broke down and told a doctor after my wife rightfully pointed out that not seeing a doctor wasn't fair to her.

I now heart Lunesta. I'm like a new person.

67 Kragar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:20:49am

I should probably go back in and get my prescription renewed for the sleep meds they had me on, but I just didn't like them. Freaky dreams.

68 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:21:12am

re: #57 MandyManners

Have you talked to your doctor?

Nah, I don't know what he'd do. Don't stress out so much, cliffster. Gee thanks doc

69 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:21:15am

re: #32 Stanley Sea

Oh boy. Rep. King and G. Beck are now saying that having a vote on Sunday for HCR is an affront to God.

[Link: thinkprogress.org...]

I bet Liebermann wouldn't have any problem attending sessions on the Sabbath?

70 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:21:44am

re: #43 LudwigVanQuixote

Oh dear, the President is now Ugandan? I never made the connection before, but phonetically, it's eerily similar:
Idi Amin
Obama Admin
Spooky.

71 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:22:31am

re: #67 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I should probably go back in and get my prescription renewed for the sleep meds they had me on, but I just didn't like them. Freaky dreams.

Ambien?

72 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:22:31am

re: #68 cliffster

I was going to ask if you are pre-menopausal?////////
Happens alot to wimmen.

73 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:23:07am

re: #61 Obdicut

Indeed. A Sleep study at the very least would be a good thing-- apnea is life-threatening, and just sleeplessness can kill your quality of life.

Not really apnea for me - just flat out don't sleep. It does suck, though, and long term it will break a body down.

74 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:23:18am

re: #32 Stanley Sea

Oh boy. Rep. King and G. Beck are now saying that having a vote on Sunday for HCR is an affront to God.

[Link: thinkprogress.org...]

God's not even American. Or is she?

75 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:23:20am

Is it possible that irrational fear of the census is caused by confusing Census workers with mental health professionals? Is the fear that others will know how crazy the wingnut is, because on some level he realizes this himself and does not want to be "taken away?"

76 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:23:20am

re: #68 cliffster

Nah, I don't know what he'd do. Don't stress out so much, cliffster. Gee thanks doc

See Obdicut's No. 61.

77 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:23:38am

re: #54 cliffster

I haven't slept normally in over ten years. I stare at the ceiling half the night, then wake up early in the morning, tired as hell. Take your sleep however you can get it.

I know not everyone likes taking pills for things, but I think Ambien saved my life.
It used to take forever to get to sleep and even then my sleep was horrible.
Waking dreams (ugh) and sleeping only an hour or so at a stretch.
Then I would fall asleep (literally) at the computer the next day.

Now I go to sleep within an hour of getting in bed and I get at least 6 hours of full sleep most nights. It is not that I can go right to sleep, but that I stay asleep once I get to sleep.
Not every night, but it works 5 out of the 7 nights in a week.

78 Kragar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:23:47am

re: #71 Aceofwhat?

Ambien?

Lunesta

79 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:23:48am

re: #68 cliffster

Nah, I don't know what he'd do. Don't stress out so much, cliffster. Gee thanks doc

A good doc will help you look for a solution. My brain won't shut down at night when i need it to. Lunesta has been my savior.

80 Interesting Times  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:23:54am

re: #56 Dragon_Lady

Had a former co-worker bring in a very nasty bug and spread it around the office, over 3/4 of the staff was out sick for a week and I was sick for 3 weeks. She felt pretty bad about it and said the same thing, couldn't afford to stay home.

This is another reason I loathe and despise companies who won't let their employees work from home when the nature of the job permits it without problems (to say nothing of the gas/emissions savings from not having to commute).

81 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:23:58am

re: #72 prairiefire

I was going to ask if you are pre-menopausal?///
Happens alot to wimmen.

Hot flashes cause global warming.

82 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:23:59am

re: #72 prairiefire

I was going to ask if you are pre-menopausal?///
Happens alot to wimmen.

Well, I hadn't thought of that. I'll look into it ;)

83 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:24:31am

re: #44 Dragon_Lady

I can't sleep in past 8:30am due to the organic alarm clocks in the apartment.

When the cat overlords demand service, they want it me-now!

84 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:24:42am

re: #79 Aceofwhat?

A good doc will help you look for a solution. My brain won't shut down at night when i need it to. Lunesta has been my savior.

I shut mine down by building houses in my mind.

85 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:24:54am

re: #69 Walter L. Newton

I bet Liebermann wouldn't have any problem attending sessions on the Sabbath?

He actually does do that. When he does, he walks more than 2 miles to the Capitol Building and takes the stairs once there.

86 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:25:02am

Karma is:
The day I go out and turn my lush dirt over to plant greens is the day my sworn enemy, the huge groundhog who lives under the old animal shed, the fellow who ate all my lettuce, spinach, melons, and cukes last summer, emerges from his winter slumber, and sleepy eyed makes his way to daylight for his first meal since November and put's his neck through a trap and get's it broke. Quick and painless, never saw it coming.

His girlfriend is next.

87 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:25:49am

re: #86 Jeff In Ohio

Karma is:
The day I go out and turn my lush dirt over to plant greens is the day my sworn enemy, the huge groundhog who lives under the old animal shed, the fellow who ate all my lettuce, spinach, melons, and cukes last summer, emerges from his winter slumber, and sleepy eyed makes his way to daylight for his first meal since November and put's his neck through a trap and get's it broke. Quick and painless, never saw it coming.

His girlfriend is next.

*whimper*

88 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:25:56am

re: #78 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Lunesta

Heh. Ambien gave me crazy dreams. Lunesta just puts me peacefully to sleep. Looks like Webvintage had a different experience with Ambien...there's nothing wrong with telling the doc that you'd like to try a different product. A good doctor knows that an effective solution includes minimizing side effects...

89 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:26:12am

re: #86 Jeff In Ohio

Karma is:
The day I go out and turn my lush dirt over to plant greens is the day my sworn enemy, the huge groundhog who lives under the old animal shed, the fellow who ate all my lettuce, spinach, melons, and cukes last summer, emerges from his winter slumber, and sleepy eyed makes his way to daylight for his first meal since November and put's his neck through a trap and get's it broke. Quick and painless, never saw it coming.

His girlfriend is next.

We could do a whole thread on our gopher escapades I bet.

90 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:26:13am

GROUNDHOGS ARE PEOPLE, TOO!

91 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:26:17am

re: #77 webevintage

Does it make you groggy in the morning? I'll pop a benadryl sometimes because that shit knocks you right out. But then I have a hard time shaking the cobwebs the next morning.

92 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:26:42am

re: #52 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Oh, you mean the ritual 45+ minutes of lying there worrying about anything and everything before sleep finally smothers and takes you.

No, I don't drink tea.

I never use to either, but when I'm stressed and can't shut off the mind I reach for the tea tin. A friend of mind gave us a whole huge variety a few years ago, since then I've discovered the benefits of a cuppa after a long day. When I'm sick I like Tazo's wild Sweet Orange with honey, it keeps the flem from clogging my throat.

93 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:26:54am

re: #91 cliffster

Does it make you groggy in the morning? I'll pop a benadryl sometimes because that shit knocks you right out. But then I have a hard time shaking the cobwebs the next morning.

I find two beers, in quick succession, are just the thing for insomnia. 'Course, that helps most things.

94 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:26:56am

re: #86 Jeff In Ohio

Groundhog curry on the menu?

95 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:26:56am

re: #84 MandyManners

I shut mine down by building houses in my mind.

we don't all picture shirtless carpenters on our way to dreamland.../

96 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:27:04am

re: #70 darthstar

Hey man, you'll like this:
Management Secrets of the Grateful Dead

97 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:27:07am

re: #86 Jeff In Ohio

Karma is:
The day I go out and turn my lush dirt over to plant greens is the day my sworn enemy, the huge groundhog who lives under the old animal shed, the fellow who ate all my lettuce, spinach, melons, and cukes last summer, emerges from his winter slumber, and sleepy eyed makes his way to daylight for his first meal since November and put's his neck through a trap and get's it broke. Quick and painless, never saw it coming.

His girlfriend is next.

I used to have a moped in college. When I stopped riding it, my dad fixed a bit of garden hose to the exhaust and would ride around the lawn stopping at each gopher hole, snaking the hose down a few feet, and letting it idle for a while to give the little fellers a nice nap.

98 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:27:16am

re: #90 MandyManners

My dog Russell was so good at killing groundhogs it was like a massacre every spring. Poor bastards.

Nothing like stepping outside on a spring morning and seeing a groundhog flying through the air as Russell plucked it from its burrow and tossed it.

99 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:27:16am

re: #85 Dark_Falcon

He actually does do that. When he does, he walks more than 2 miles to the Capitol Building and takes the stairs once there.

I know... why do you think I mentioned it?

100 mj  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:27:18am

AP decides Israel's capital is Tel Aviv:

Clinton calls Israel rift a challenge

MOSCOW – U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has described a rift with Israel over a Jerusalem construction project as a challenge, avoiding criticism of Tel Aviv....

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

101 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:27:19am

re: #86 Jeff In Ohio

If that groundhog is the bastard that made winter longer because of his feakin' shadow, than more power to you!

102 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:27:48am

From Holding Out To Whipping Health Care -- How Dennis Kucinich Is Helping Dems Pass Reform

A few hours after Rep. Dennis Kucinich switched his support to become a critical vote for the health care bill, he took to the House floor to ask wavering colleagues to join him. Astonished colleagues pointed to Kucinich (D-OH) darting from member to member on the House floor yesterday, saying privately they'd never seen him get so involved in whipping a vote.

It's not just progressives he's targeting to keep in the fold, it's everyone, a top Democratic aide told me. Members know that Kucinich - a staunch antiwar liberal long in favor of a single-payer system and often going out on a limb with his own agenda - is setting aside deep ideology to help get something passed. "It's a totally new dynamic. People are realizing he's doing it for history," the aide said.

Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) told me last night in the House Speaker's lobby that Kucinich's support is "a sign of Democrats recognizing how important this is."

"If Kucinich can back this bill after the way he staked out a position against it, it does help show people they can come together too," Frank said.

103 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:28:03am

re: #91 cliffster

There's such a wide variety of sleep aids now (including one, er, traditional herb that most find very efficacious) that you should be able to find something that works for you.

104 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:28:16am

re: #86 Jeff In Ohio

Karma is:
The day I go out and turn my lush dirt over to plant greens is the day my sworn enemy, the huge groundhog who lives under the old animal shed, the fellow who ate all my lettuce, spinach, melons, and cukes last summer, emerges from his winter slumber, and sleepy eyed makes his way to daylight for his first meal since November and put's his neck through a trap and get's it broke. Quick and painless, never saw it coming.

His girlfriend is next.

In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.

105 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:28:21am

re: #95 Aceofwhat?

we don't all picture shirtless carpenters on our way to dreamland.../

I want to sleep. That'd only keep me wide awake.

106 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:29:05am

re: #96 Jeff In Ohio

Hey man, you'll like this:
Management Secrets of the Grateful Dead

Cool...thanks.

107 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:29:07am

These tails of groundhog massacres are freaking me out.

108 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:29:10am

re: #88 Aceofwhat?

Heh. Ambien gave me crazy dreams. Lunesta just puts me peacefully to sleep. Looks like Webvintage had a different experience with Ambien...


My husband was quite sad to find out that the reports of crazy nighttime sex was in fact not one of my reactions to the meds.

BUT I cannot take it and then go back on the computer or I buy shoes and books and...well I just spend money.

109 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:29:11am

Thanks for all of your suggestions. I really should do something.

110 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:29:21am

re: #91 cliffster

Does it make you groggy in the morning? I'll pop a benadryl sometimes because that shit knocks you right out. But then I have a hard time shaking the cobwebs the next morning.

Benadryl and other otc stuff is always a gamble with me. Sometimes it knocks me out and I have a great night's sleep. Other times it makes me sleep for about two hours, then I can't get back to sleep. Or I'll sleep for very short periods, with weird dreams, and wake up again.

111 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:29:50am

re: #84 MandyManners

I shut mine down by building houses in my mind.

I shut mine down by trying to think like a wingnut.

Immediate, profound blankness ensues. And heigh-ho! I'm dreaming.

112 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:30:02am

re: #103 Obdicut

There's such a wide variety of sleep aids now (including one, er, traditional herb that most find very efficacious) that you should be able to find something that works for you.

but will insurance cover that herb if HCR passes/

113 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:30:09am

re: #86 Jeff In Ohio

Karma is:
The day I go out and turn my lush dirt over to plant greens is the day my sworn enemy, the huge groundhog who lives under the old animal shed, the fellow who ate all my lettuce, spinach, melons, and cukes last summer, emerges from his winter slumber, and sleepy eyed makes his way to daylight for his first meal since November and put's his neck through a trap and get's it broke. Quick and painless, never saw it coming.

His girlfriend is next.

Even better way to deal with groundhogs and gophers.

114 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:30:21am

re: #94 Killgore Trout

Heh... naw, my daughters on a strict diet that we all adhere to. How would she feel if we all ate groundhog while she's eating brown rice, fresh legumes and fruit of the day?

115 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:30:24am

re: #103 Obdicut

There's such a wide variety of sleep aids now (including one, er, traditional herb that most find very efficacious) that you should be able to find something that works for you.

I've heard good things about catnip tea. The cat overlords recommend it as well...

116 Kragar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:30:41am

Now on the bright side, my Space Wolves force is coming along nicely. Finished the dreadnought, almost done with the Wolf Guard terminators and then its on to the Blood Claws and finishing the tanks.

117 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:30:52am

re: #112 Aceofwhat?

I hope so. It's cheap as hell and much more effective than the synthetic version.

118 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:31:03am

re: #114 Jeff In Ohio

Heh... naw, my daughters on a strict diet that we all adhere to. How would she feel if we all ate groundhog while she's eating brown rice, fresh legumes and fruit of the day?

Macrobiotics, is it? There's quite a lot of sound common sense to it.

119 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:31:24am

meeting time...back in a bit.

120 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:31:29am

re: #91 cliffster

If benadryl makes you tired, then you have a direct opposite response to it than other people. It either makes you hyper or tired. I'm not sure if that distinction would affect medicine choices for you but it might.
I've got a chronic "thing", so my specialist has me on a very low dose muscle relaxer with an antihistamine combo to get to sleep, and I'm not groggy in the morning.
I don't dream with Ambien and I HATE that.

121 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:31:39am

re: #107 MandyManners

These tails of groundhog massacres are freaking me out.

This is mole killing time around here.
The yard looks like a mine field.
Someone got a dead one in the house yesterday...mommy did not praise them.

122 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:31:53am

re: #110 Mad Al-Jaffee

Benadryl and other otc stuff is always a gamble with me. Sometimes it knocks me out and I have a great night's sleep. Other times it makes me sleep for about two hours, then I can't get back to sleep. Or I'll sleep for very short periods, with weird dreams, and wake up again.

the otc stuff gives me creepy-crawlies. i can't take cold-and-sinus nighttime meds or otc sleeping meds because i get very tired and restless leg syndrome at the same time. if i were in guantanamo, it'd be torture/

123 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:32:27am

re: #74 darthstar

God's not even American. Or is she?

I have often commented that God contains both masculine and feminine natures. This follows from both male and female being created in God image.

I offer as proof of G-d's feminine nature the following:

1. Quantum mechanics; If a man made the universe, the electron would know where it is damn it! It would not be here or there if it feels like it!

2. Thermodynamics; If a man made the universe, your favorite shirt and shoes would never wear out. You would never need new clothes or shoes. In fact the phrase "need new clothes or shoes" would not even exist.

I could list others, but I am afraid of angering Her.

124 Interesting Times  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:32:49am

re: #91 cliffster

Does it make you groggy in the morning?

I take Imovane (the Canadian version of Lunesta) on occasion, and don't really have any problems with grogginess. It's the only medication I've ever found that helps me fall asleep fast even when I go to bed stressed out and "wired".

125 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:33:07am

re: #107 MandyManners

These tails of groundhog massacres are freaking me out.

"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote. "

--Carl Spackler

126 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:33:08am

re: #113 Dark_Falcon

Word. My cats are great mousers, but decapitating anything larger then a medium sized bunny, and they'd rather nap.

Jack Russel sounds like the ticket. They dig up everything, though.

127 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:33:11am

That's one benefit of living in Texas. It gets so hot, most things can't live. No groundhogs for me.

128 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:33:25am

re: #121 webevintage

This is mole killing time around here.
The yard looks like a mine field.
Someone got a dead one in the house yesterday...mommy did not praise them.

I have moles but what gets my lettuce is a deer. And, the bunnies like my strawberries.

129 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:33:35am

re: #123 LudwigVanQuixote

Brilliant! Simply brilliant.

130 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:34:03am

re: #127 cliffster

That's one benefit of living in Texas. It gets so hot, most things can't live. No groundhogs for me.

Freakin' 'dillos, man. Tear the hell outta the yard.

131 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:34:18am

re: #125 Aceofwhat?

"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote. "

--Carl Spackler

*whimper*

132 Kragar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:35:21am

re: #130 Guanxi88

Freakin' 'dillos, man. Tear the hell outta the yard.

I misread dillos the first time I read thru that.

133 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:35:33am

re: #126 Jeff In Ohio

Word. My cats are great mousers, but decapitating anything larger then a medium sized bunny, and they'd rather nap.

Jack Russel sounds like the ticket. They dig up everything, though.

Rat terriers are even better at it than Jacks and have less attitude.

134 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:35:44am

re: #129 Guanxi88

Brilliant! Simply brilliant.

Thank you.

135 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:36:06am

re: #116 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Now on the bright side, my Space Wolves force is coming along nicely. Finished the dreadnought, almost done with the Wolf Guard terminators and then its on to the Blood Claws and finishing the tanks.

Warhammer 40K I assume. I presume naming them "Vargr" would be a copyright violation.

Also explains what Link Hogthrob and the Swinetrek had to live in fear of.

:)

136 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:36:14am

re: #130 Guanxi88

Freakin' 'dillos, man. Tear the hell outta the yard.

That's true. Sprinkle chili power around your yard. Seriously.

137 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:36:37am

re: #67 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I should probably go back in and get my prescription renewed for the sleep meds they had me on, but I just didn't like them. Freaky dreams.

I'm lucky I don't have a sleep problem, ask RWC. Once I'm out, I'm OUT! We had a friend that has the same prob sleeping, he even goes so far as to keep his family awake just so he won't have to be alone. I think he's on the virge of a breakdown, he hasn't slept in over ten years. RWC has his Medimar card for insomnia, that seems to work for him. Now where I have probs is with Codeine. Talk about freaky dreams! Screaming dreams is more like it! I hallucinate BIG TIME!

138 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:36:37am

re: #96 Jeff In Ohio

Hey man, you'll like this:
Management Secrets of the Grateful Dead

Good Stuff in there:

Oddly enough, the Dead’s influence on the business world may turn out to be a significant part of its legacy. Without intending to—while intending, in fact, to do just the opposite—the band pioneered ideas and practices that were subsequently embraced by corporate America. One was to focus intensely on its most loyal fans. It established a telephone hotline to alert them to its touring schedule ahead of any public announcement, reserved for them some of the best seats in the house, and capped the price of tickets, which the band distributed through its own mail-order house. If you lived in New York and wanted to see a show in Seattle, you didn’t have to travel there to get tickets—and you could get really good tickets, without even camping out. “The Dead were masters of creating and delivering superior customer value,” Barry Barnes, a business professor at the H. Wayne Huizenga School of Business and Entrepreneurship at Nova Southeastern University, in Florida, told me. Treating customers well may sound like common sense. But it represented a break from the top-down ethos of many organizations in the 1960s and ’70s. Only in the 1980s, faced with competition from Japan, did American CEOs and management theorists widely adopt a customer-first orientation.

As Barnes and other scholars note, the musicians who constituted the Dead were anything but naive about their business. They incorporated early on, and established a board of directors (with a rotating CEO position) consisting of the band, road crew, and other members of the Dead organization. They founded a profitable merchandising division and, peace and love notwithstanding, did not hesitate to sue those who violated their copyrights. But they weren’t greedy, and they adapted well. They famously permitted fans to tape their shows, ceding a major revenue source in potential record sales. According to Barnes, the decision was not entirely selfless: it reflected a shrewd assessment that tape sharing would widen their audience, a ban would be unenforceable, and anyone inclined to tape a show would probably spend money elsewhere, such as on merchandise or tickets. The Dead became one of the most profitable bands of all time.

139 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:37:00am

In case anyone is interested here is a page to the HC legislation with reconciliation:
[Link: www.rules.house.gov...]
and the CBO PDF
[Link: www.c-span.org...]

140 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:37:03am

re: #127 cliffster

That's one benefit of living in Texas. It gets so hot, most things can't live. No groundhogs for me.

I'll take the groundhogs, you can have the fire ants.

141 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:37:11am

Potential for a civil war in Thailand.

[Link: www.newsweek.com...]

142 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:37:36am

re: #136 cliffster

That's true. Sprinkle chili power around your yard. Seriously.

Oh, we do that. Our neighbors think we're crazy, but we listen to a Saturday morning organic gardening hippy on the radio, and he's never steered us wrong yet.

143 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:38:26am

re: #140 oaktree

I'll take the groundhogs, you can have the fire ants.

You know, fireants are a relatively new thing. I remember when I was a kid, and they were talking about them moving up into Texas from Mexico, and eventually we'd be taken over. They're still moving. Give it another decade, you'll all have fireants.

144 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:38:48am

re: #141 Obdicut

Potential for a civil war in Thailand.

[Link: www.newsweek.com...]

Yeah, that's been going on for so long that most of us aren't paying attention anymore.

145 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:39:20am

re: #118 Guanxi88

Macrobiotics, is it? There's quite a lot of sound common sense to it.

4 day rotation diet for leaky gut syndrome. Whole grain, fruit, fresh veggies and fruit; no dairy, wheat, gluten, soy, for a year; no eggs or tomatoes for 3 months. No cane sugar. We eat meat, so small amounts of butcher shop beef, pork, chicken and turkey. Nothing consumed for more the 24 hours, then off 4 days. It's a logistical nightmare, for me since I buy and cook, but she's missed one day of school thsi quarter (vs. 30 last quarter), hasn't had a cramp except for her special girl time since December and her exema has completely cleared upa nd she sleeps good again.

Knock on wood!

146 Interesting Times  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:39:32am

re: #137 Dragon_Lady

Now where I have probs is with Codeine. Talk about freaky dreams! Screaming dreams is more like it! I hallucinate BIG TIME!

If you're artistically inclined, try putting them down on paper and then selling them as tattoo designs ;)

147 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:39:57am

re: #142 Guanxi88

Oh, we do that. Our neighbors think we're crazy, but we listen to a Saturday morning organic gardening hippy on the radio, and he's never steered us wrong yet.

Now, the little plastic baggies full of water that you see hung from a lot of restaurants - I think that's a bunch of BS.

148 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:40:01am

re: #141 Obdicut

Potential for a civil war in Thailand.

[Link: www.newsweek.com...]

That article is over a year old.

149 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:40:24am

re: #127 cliffster

That's one benefit of living in Texas. It gets so hot, most things can't live. No groundhogs for me.

Yeah, but you have armadillos. Worst road kill ever.

150 Eclectic Infidel  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:40:31am

re: #142 Guanxi88

My dad has done that too. In his retirement, he's taken to growing all sorts of interesting plants including Chinese eggplant, Thai limes, and a wide range of herbs.

151 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:40:39am

re: #91 cliffster

Does it make you groggy in the morning? I'll pop a benadryl sometimes because that shit knocks you right out. But then I have a hard time shaking the cobwebs the next morning.

Antihistamines wire me like nothing else can! Not even caffeine wires me like an antihistamine! I hat the feeling of them, and I cannot take one after 12:00 pm or I won't sleep worth a d**m! NyQuil kills me! Can't take it for the life of me!

152 Kragar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:40:51am

re: #135 oaktree

Warhammer 40K I assume. I presume naming them "Vargr" would be a copyright violation.

Also explains what Link Hogthrob and the Swinetrek had to live in fear of.

:)

Vargr appear to be a filthy xenos breed worthy of extermination. Space Wolves are the glorious VI Legion of the Adeptus Astartes, the sons of Leman Russ.

153 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:41:18am

re: #144 Killgore Trout

The King is now critically ill, though, so I think its really about to happen.

It's a good example of a country where a 'right-wing' takeover attempt is in play, as well.

154 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:41:26am

re: #147 cliffster

Now, the little plastic baggies full of water that you see hung from a lot of restaurants - I think that's a bunch of BS.

John Dromgould - or however it's spelled - hasn't, so far as I know, suggested that one. Between him and our neighborhood "wavy Gravy" we've got an all-organic yard and garden that stays green year-round without watering.

155 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:41:45am

re: #149 Jeff In Ohio

Yeah, but you have armadillos. Worst road kill ever.

They don't have leprosy though. That's an old wives tale.

156 garhighway  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:41:49am

For you Ambien fans, the New Yorker published the Ambien cookbook.

It's worth a read.

[Link: www.newyorker.com...]

157 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:42:14am

re: #145 Jeff In Ohio

4 day rotation diet for leaky gut syndrome. Whole grain, fruit, fresh veggies and fruit; no dairy, wheat, gluten, soy, for a year; no eggs or tomatoes for 3 months. No cane sugar. We eat meat, so small amounts of butcher shop beef, pork, chicken and turkey. Nothing consumed for more the 24 hours, then off 4 days. It's a logistical nightmare, for me since I buy and cook, but she's missed one day of school thsi quarter (vs. 30 last quarter), hasn't had a cramp except for her special girl time since December and her exema has completely cleared upa nd she sleeps good again.

Knock on wood!

Fingers crossed, too. That's some hard stuff to deal with.

158 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:42:51am

re: #146 publicityStunted

If you're artistically inclined, try putting them down on paper and then selling them as tattoo designs ;)

Things crawling up the walls, heads popping out of the walls, answering the phone when it hasn't rung, not to mention the giant purple spiders hanging from the ceiling don't make for great tat's my friend.

159 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:43:11am

re: #145 Jeff In Ohio

Bless her heart! We use Eucerin lotion and Gerber baby wash for both kid's excema.
I'm so glad to she is sleeping. It's so important.

160 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:43:38am

re: #148 Dark_Falcon

Yeah, sorry, a friend of mine reminded me of the situation, posted the first link. Let me get a more recent one.

[Link: www.economist.com...]

That's much better, sorry about that.

Third, the political system has all but broken down, as the government itself tacitly admits when it argues that an election would not solve Thailand’s problems. It may well be right. Democracy works only when the parties that lose an election accept the outcome. And if, as might well happen, Mr Abhisit’s government lost an election to proxies for Mr Thaksin, the same alliance of military and civilian elites that toppled him in 2006 and his allies in 2008 might again reject the popular verdict. Instability would persist.

A very important note.l

161 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:43:40am

re: #158 Dragon_Lady

Things crawling up the walls, heads popping out of the walls, answering the phone when it hasn't rung, not to mention the giant purple spiders hanging from the ceiling don't make for great tat's my friend.

Fabulous Freak Brothers & Heavy Metal would disagree.

162 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:43:48am

re: #149 Jeff In Ohio

Yeah, but you have armadillos. Worst road kill ever.

nah. skunks are the worst.

163 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:44:31am

re: #148 Dark_Falcon

Thousands of anti-government protesters headed to the heavily guarded home of Thailand’s prime minister on Wednesday in the fourth day of protests aimed at forcing him to call
elections.

Despite the tensions, Thai stocks soared to a year-high and the baht currency reached a 21-month peak. Investors have been emboldened by the lack of violence in the opposition campaign so far and the view that Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva would survive the crisis.

Economists say the central bank will likely bring forward an expected interest rate rise that could have been delayed by unrest. Benchmark five-year bond yields dropped two basis points to 3.53 percent as prices rose. But the supporters of ousted premier Thaksin Shinawatra are not letting up in their campaign for new elections.

Wearing trademark red shirts and honking horns, singing folk songs and waving red flags, protesters on motorcycles and in pick-up trucks drove slowly toward Abhisit’s house in an affluent Bangkok neighbourhood where they planned to splash donated blood. Abhisit has not stayed at his home since Friday and has instead taken refuge at a military base, keeping a low profile.

SNIP

164 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:44:41am

re: #162 Aceofwhat?

nah. skunks are the worst.

Skunks stink and make a mess. a 'dillo goes crunchety-squish and then stinks and makes a mess. Little bastards can flatten your tires.

165 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:45:37am

re: #164 Guanxi88

Skunks stink and make a mess. a 'dillo goes crunchety-squish and then stinks and makes a mess. Little bastards can flatten your tires.

Lord help you if your motorcycle hits a 'dillo. It's curtains.

166 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:45:51am

Well, Gwyenth went to Middle America and pronounced it good. "Well, almost middle anyway."[Link: goop.com...]

167 Kragar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:47:01am

Off to lunch.

168 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:47:08am

Thailand's prime minister said Thursday the government was ready to hold talks with protesters, who want him to call new elections, but only if they stop throwing blood, blocking government offices and remain peaceful.

For the past week, Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva has been sleeping at an army base outside Bangkok to avoid mass demonstrations by anti-government protesters. Their rallies have featured shock tactics like splattering jugs of their own blood at his private home Wednesday and at the government headquarters a day earlier.

Tens of thousands of demonstrators remained encamped in the historic heart of the Thai capital Thursday, vowing to wage a "class war" until Abhisit dissolves Parliament and calls fresh elections — a demand he has repeatedly rejected.

Some of the protest's leaders have increasingly portrayed the demonstrations as a struggle between Thailand's impoverished, mainly rural masses and a Bangkok-based elite impervious to their plight. The group largely consists of supporters of former Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra, who was ousted by a 2006 military coup for alleged corruption, and pro-democracy activists who opposed the army takeover.

Thaksin is popular among the rural poor for his populist policies. They believe Abhisit came to power illegitimately with the connivance of the military and other parts of the traditional ruling class and that only new elections can restore integrity to Thai democracy.

SNIP

169 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:47:10am

re: #157 Guanxi88

re: #159 prairiefire

Thanks!

170 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:47:52am

re: #155 cliffster

They don't have leprosy though. That's an old wives tale.

That's good to know. Now I'll just tell my wife to shut up the next time I'm out collecting dead armadillos.

171 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:48:47am

re: #140 oaktree

I'll take the groundhogs, you can have the fire ants.

We've had those little monster here for over two decades. We look for the nest and poor bleach down the hole and around it, works every time.

172 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:49:20am

re: #162 Aceofwhat?

nah. skunks are the worst.

Dunno about that. I've spent a lot of time on motorcycles and traveling through Texas and Louisiana the stink and crimson beauty of the dead armadillo trumps any skunk I ever smelt.

173 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:49:23am

re: #170 Jeff In Ohio

That's good to know. Now I'll just tell my wife to shut up the next time I'm out collecting dead armadillos.

Got any more interesting hobbies?

174 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:49:31am

re: #164 Guanxi88

Skunks stink and make a mess. a 'dillo goes crunchety-squish and then stinks and makes a mess. Little bastards can flatten your tires.

hmm. i didn't know they could give you a flat. that definitely makes it worse...

175 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:49:52am

re: #165 Guanxi88

I was going to say...

176 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:49:57am

re: #164 Guanxi88

Skunks stink and make a mess. a 'dillo goes crunchety-squish and then stinks and makes a mess. Little bastards can flatten your tires.

Ew, ew! Mental image I didn't need! *shutter*

177 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:50:15am

re: #171 Dragon_Lady

We've had those little monster here for over two decades. We look for the nest and poor bleach down the hole and around it, works every time.

Boiling water. I fill my wife's gumbo pot with water, bring it to a boil, and then pour it right on the mound. Gotta do it at night, when they're all in there.

Kills the grass for a while - hell, it sterilizes the soil, but works like a charm, and it's gratifying to see all those dead fireants the next day.

178 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:50:27am

re: #170 Jeff In Ohio

They do have leprosy, but in very small numbers.

[Link: www.straightdope.com...]

Fun fact: we don't really know jack shit about leprosy.

179 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:50:49am

MASSACRE!

180 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:51:08am

re: #174 Aceofwhat?

hmm. i didn't know they could give you a flat. that definitely makes it worse...

Our '99 Kia Sephia caught a 'dillo-flat back in '03. Nastiest tire-change of my life.

181 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:51:48am

re: #177 Guanxi88

Boiling water. I fill my wife's gumbo pot with water, bring it to a boil, and then pour it right on the mound. Gotta do it at night, when they're all in there.

Kills the grass for a while - hell, it sterilizes the soil, but works like a charm, and it's gratifying to see all those dead fireants the next day.

Yup, that works great. And no need to put nuclear waste, I mean ortho, on your yard.

182 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:52:02am

re: #177 Guanxi88

Yeah that works too, but we always used bleach.

183 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:52:04am

re: #180 Guanxi88

Our '99 Kia Sephia caught a 'dillo-flat back in '03. Nastiest tire-change of my life.

yeah, i'm getting the picture. like the tire-changing equivalent of the car-cleaning scene in Pulp Fiction...

184 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:52:37am

re: #179 MandyManners

Got your PETA membership, do you.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Arthropods

185 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:52:39am

re: #166 prairiefire

Well, Gwyenth went to Middle America and pronounced it good. "Well, almost middle anyway."[Link: goop.com...]

No Pancake Pantry? The Basement? The 5 Spot? At least she caught the Time Jumpers a the Station Inn. That is a real treat.

186 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:53:12am

re: #181 cliffster

Yup, that works great. And no need to put nuclear waste, I mean ortho, on your yard.

Here in Austin, the city and EVERYBODY with a brain has been screaming for years about the need to cut that shit out. Now, I'm no Green tree-hugger, but common sense says you don't pour persistent chemical poisons on top of your aquifer or into your groundwater.

187 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:53:49am

Gwyneth has an "I can't get over myself" blog? Who'd'a thunk?

188 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:54:10am

re: #186 Guanxi88

yeah, I almost throw up just opening a bottle of that stuff. That should tell you something about the contents.

190 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:54:31am

re: #184 oaktree

Got your PETA membership, do you.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Arthropods

The only good spider is a dead spider.

191 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:55:11am

re: #177 Guanxi88

Boiling water. I fill my wife's gumbo pot with water, bring it to a boil, and then pour it right on the mound. Gotta do it at night, when they're all in there.

Kills the grass for a while - hell, it sterilizes the soil, but works like a charm, and it's gratifying to see all those dead fireants the next day.

Don't you know how dangerous that stuff is?!

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

192 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:55:17am

re: #189 Dark_Falcon

You're welcome. Did you catch No. 148?

193 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:55:49am

re: #190 MandyManners

The only good spider is a dead spider.

Pfft. Spiders kill the other bugs. As long as they stay outside of my house, the enemy of my enemy is my friend...

194 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:56:08am

re: #191 Mad Al-Jaffee

BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE NOW! IT'S FOR THE CHILLLDRENNN!

195 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:56:42am

re: #187 Cato the Elder

Gwyneth has an "I can't get over myself" blog? Who'd'a thunk?

Who's Gwyneth? She skipped Noshville. Best corned beef on rye in the south, and a brownie as big as your head with SO MANY PECANS THEY MUST HAVE USED THE WHOLE TREE!@@!!!~!1111

Love that place.

196 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:57:03am

re: #138 Guanxi88

I loved mail-order tickets back in the day...no TicketBastard fees, and like many of my fellow heads, would spend a bit of time making my envelope as cool as possible before sending it in.

Here are some sample envelopes (not mine...I wasn't that artistic).

197 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:57:16am

re: #191 Mad Al-Jaffee

Don't you know how dangerous that stuff is?!

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

fortunately, a high-quality gin or scotch can help rid the body of excess DHMO...

198 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:57:38am

re: #193 Aceofwhat?

Pfft. Spiders kill the other bugs. As long as they stay outside of my house, the enemy of my enemy is my friend...

Spiders are welcome in my house. I feed 'em the excess maggots.

199 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:57:39am
200 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:57:50am

re: #193 Aceofwhat?

Pfft. Spiders kill the other bugs. As long as they stay outside of my house, the enemy of my enemy is my friend...

Spiders are essential. Groundhogs, not so much.

201 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:58:35am

re: #193 Aceofwhat?

Pfft. Spiders kill the other bugs. As long as they stay outside of my house, the enemy of my enemy is my friend...

Recent spider story that I must share.

End of night reading in bed. Spider crawls up pillow directly to my EYE.

Naked person running down hallway yelling.

I'm still in recovery.

202 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:58:50am

re: #188 cliffster

My father had a stash of DDT. Only saw him use it once. That was when hornets set up shop in the cinder block wall of the foundation. Had an exit via a window well to the outside from behind the house siding, and another one into the basement itself. My brother and I ended up combating them in the basement using badminton racquets. Dad mixed up some of the DDT with water and squirted it up behind the siding to get it into the hole. Cleaned them out, and probably contaminated the spot badly enough there would not be a recurrence any time soon.

203 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:59:03am

What's next? A massacre of prairie dogs?

204 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:59:41am

re: #153 Obdicut

The King is now critically ill, though, so I think its really about to happen.

It's a good example of a country where a 'right-wing' takeover attempt is in play, as well.

The latest is the blood splashing etc.
[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

205 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:59:43am

re: #203 MandyManners

What's next? A massacre of prairie dogs?

Releasing the hounds and killer bees I think...

206 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 11:59:57am

OK, even with the large rodent death, I'm still broke up over Alex Chilton passing.

Big Star - Thirteen

207 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:00:07pm

re: #201 Stanley Sea

Recent spider story that I must share.

End of night reading in bed. Spider crawls up pillow directly to my EYE.

Naked person running down hallway yelling.

I'm still in recovery.

You sleep nekkid?

208 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:00:23pm

Over the past half decade or so, David's Medienkritik was a good porthole into the anti-American mindset prevalent in the German media. Now, apparently he's feeling talked out, and suffering from reallife-itis. So, so long, and thanks for all the Fisch, Dave!

209 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:00:41pm

re: #192 MandyManners

You're welcome. Did you catch No. 148?

Yes. I'm just bit glum. My all day interview got pushed back till next week because the interviewer had a family emergency, but I only found out after I spent $29 on cab fare getting there. Then the bus I planned to use for the first leg home did not show up and I had to walk two miles instead. Good exercise but it wasn't a fun morning. I'm still in the running for the job, though.

210 Spider Mensch  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:01:28pm

re: #190 MandyManners

The only good spider is a dead spider.


hey, hey , hey now...

211 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:02:03pm

re: #207 MandyManners

You sleep nekkid?

Yep. Not smart for earthquakes, but I do.

212 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:02:04pm

re: #199 MandyManners

Creepy, crawly.


[Video]

What gets a little creepy is when they eat things you assume they couldn't...

213 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:02:18pm

re: #205 oaktree

Releasing the hounds and killer bees I think...

The dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you.

214 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:02:23pm

re: #209 Dark_Falcon

Still in the running for the job is GOOD!
((DF))

215 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:02:26pm

re: #193 Aceofwhat?

Pfft. Spiders kill the other bugs. As long as they stay outside of my house, the enemy of my enemy is my friend...

I try not to kill spiders unless its a black widow and in my home. I capture them in a cup wit a piece of paper and let them go outside. You should see one of my older brothers when he sees a spider! OMG its funny! A great big 6'2" 220lb guy screaming and hollering to kill it! I know I shouldn't have laughed, phobias aren't a laughing matter but heavens what a little girl he turns into! :-O

216 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:02:33pm

re: #201 Stanley Sea

Recent spider story that I must share.

End of night reading in bed. Spider crawls up pillow directly to my EYE.

Naked person running down hallway yelling.

I'm still in recovery.

yeah, i'd draw the line there too. *shiver*

217 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:02:38pm

Prairie Dog Hunt.

Wouldn't be necessary if people would quit hunting wolves from helicopters.

218 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:04:01pm

re: #211 Stanley Sea

Yep. Not smart for earthquakes, but I do.

Heh (Me too!)

219 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:04:01pm
220 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:04:24pm

re: #215 Dragon_Lady

I try not to kill spiders unless its a black widow and in my home. I capture them in a cup wit a piece of paper and let them go outside. You should see one of my older brothers when he sees a spider! OMG its funny! A great big 6'2" 220lb guy screaming and hollering to kill it! I know I shouldn't have laughed, phobias aren't a laughing matter but heavens what a little girl he turns into! :-O

Spiders, eight legs, eight eyes, walks like evil incarnate itself....

221 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:04:28pm

re: #215 Dragon_Lady

I try not to kill spiders unless its a black widow and in my home.

Me too. Those and brown recluses. I hope that doesn't make me racist.

222 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:05:04pm

These are what I find somewhat creepy yet fascinating.

Scutigera Coleoptrata

Speedsters compared to spiders. And the cats never evinced any interest in hunting them. (They did stalk and kill spiders and crickets. Though the larger wolf spiders in the house appeared to not be intimidated by anything.)

223 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:05:06pm

And speaking of geeking out.. for all fellow geeks... Dragon Age Awakenings is just the shit...

The only word for it is munchkin.

224 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:05:21pm

re: #204 Thanos

That's got some heavy symbolism in Buddhist culture, too.

This is a reason why monarchies are bad even when you have a strong king. Eventually, he gets sick and isn't strong anymore.

225 Eclectic Infidel  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:05:30pm

Oh, I'm sure everyone has already forgot, but last week I mentioned a friend on FB un-friended me over politics relating to Israel/Palestine. The friendship is over. She accused me of being hostile to her by making inflammatory statements when I challenged her assumptions. Apparently, a 'real friend' is supposed to shut up and accept her views w/o question.

On another note, I'm going to brew a Costa Rican blend and start paperwork necessary for taxes.

And it's shining bright again today. :)

226 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:06:16pm

re: #225 eclectic infidel

Oh, I'm sure everyone has already forgot, but last week I mentioned a friend on FB un-friended me over politics relating to Israel/Palestine. The friendship is over. She accused me of being hostile to her by making inflammatory statements when I challenged her assumptions. Apparently, a 'real friend' is supposed to shut up and accept her views w/o question.

On another note, I'm going to brew a Costa Rican blend and start paperwork necessary for taxes.

And it's shining bright again today. :)

The day someone lets politics get in the way of friendship is the day they've lost friend status.

227 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:06:47pm

re: #212 Aceofwhat?

What gets a little creepy is when they eat things you assume they couldn't...

Not going to look...not going to look...my poor tummy's holding by a thread as it is! Upding for the thought, though!

228 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:07:32pm

re: #227 Dragon_Lady

Not going to look...not going to look...my poor tummy's holding by a thread as it is! Upding for the thought, though!

What, you've never seen a spider eat a bird?

229 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:07:34pm

re: #223 LudwigVanQuixote

And speaking of geeking out.. for all fellow geeks... Dragon Age Awakenings is just the shit...

The only word for it is munchkin.

Nice. I'm still plodding happily through my first playthrough of the first release. It's divine.

230 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:07:34pm

re: #222 oaktree

These are what I find somewhat creepy yet fascinating.

Scutigera Coleoptrata

Speedsters compared to spiders. And the cats never evinced any interest in hunting them. (They did stalk and kill spiders and crickets. Though the larger wolf spiders in the house appeared to not be intimidated by anything.)

Oh, damn! I lived in a place ROTTEN with those things. I had to drink myself unconscious to get any sleep every time one of those unheimlich critters came into view.

THOSE things, I hate.

231 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:07:45pm

re: #205 oaktree

Releasing the hounds and killer bees I think...

Dagnabit. I can't find my link to SNL's video of Belushi and Gould.

232 reine.de.tout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:07:59pm

re: #123 LudwigVanQuixote

I have often commented that God contains both masculine and feminine natures. This follows from both male and female being created in God image.

I offer as proof of G-d's feminine nature the following:

1. Quantum mechanics; If a man made the universe, the electron would know where it is damn it! It would not be here or there if it feels like it!

2. Thermodynamics; If a man made the universe, your favorite shirt and shoes would never wear out. You would never need new clothes or shoes. In fact the phrase "need new clothes or shoes" would not even exist.

I could list others, but I am afraid of angering Her.

OMG.
I never need new clothes. The idea of "needing" clothes is a guy thing.
Women just want new clothes.

233 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:08:16pm

re: #209 Dark_Falcon

(((Dark_Falcon)))

234 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:08:35pm

re: #210 Spider Mensch

hey, hey , hey now...

Present compay excluded.

235 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:08:44pm

re: #211 Stanley Sea

Yep. Not smart for earthquakes, but I do.

Or, fires.

236 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:08:50pm

re: #225 eclectic infidel

Oh, I'm sure everyone has already forgot, but last week I mentioned a friend on FB un-friended me over politics relating to Israel/Palestine. The friendship is over. She accused me of being hostile to her by making inflammatory statements when I challenged her assumptions. Apparently, a 'real friend' is supposed to shut up and accept her views w/o question.

On another note, I'm going to brew a Costa Rican blend and start paperwork necessary for taxes.

And it's shining bright again today. :)

As I mentioned when you brought it up, a newly friended friend-of-a-friend instantly defriended me when she saw pictures of Israel in my FB photo albums. And that my political views are listed as "incorrect".

Hers? "Liberal fascist."

Heh.

237 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:08:54pm

re: #211 Stanley Sea

Yep. Not smart for earthquakes, but I do.

Or, landslides.

238 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:09:16pm

re: #212 Aceofwhat?

*whack*

239 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:09:28pm

re: #211 Stanley Sea

Yep. Not smart for earthquakes, but I do.

Or in-laws.

240 Spider Mensch  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:09:34pm

re: #234 MandyManners

Present compay excluded.

;^)

241 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:10:18pm

re: #215 Dragon_Lady

I try not to kill spiders unless its a black widow and in my home. I capture them in a cup wit a piece of paper and let them go outside. You should see one of my older brothers when he sees a spider! OMG its funny! A great big 6'2" 220lb guy screaming and hollering to kill it! I know I shouldn't have laughed, phobias aren't a laughing matter but heavens what a little girl he turns into! :-O

I release it from its mortal coils.

242 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:10:26pm

re: #230 Guanxi88

Oh, damn! I lived in a place ROTTEN with those things. I had to drink myself unconscious to get any sleep every time one of those unheimlich critters came into view.

THOSE things, I hate.

yep, me too. my frontal lobe tells the court that these suckers eat other bugs. my medulla oblongata objects and moves to strike. (figuratively and literally)

243 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:10:29pm

re: #230 Guanxi88

And they're there to eat other things for the most part.

When they started speeding around the walls and ceiling it's the "please don't suddenly lose grip and drop in my lap" thoughts...

244 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:10:57pm

re: #239 Guanxi88

Or in-laws.

245 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:11:25pm

re: #229 Aceofwhat?

Nice. I'm still plodding happily through my first playthrough of the first release. It's divine.

That too is great. One of the best things that Bioware does is carry through decisions and people from the first game. So you turn a corner and you can do say... hey I remember you!

It's really a gift they have for finding good writers. Not only is the storyline compelling, but the characters in it are compelling.

And yes there is the whole munchkining out factor. You almost have to play the expansion on a high difficulty, otherwise you spend too much time debating whether to slay your foes just by looking at them or by simply letting them hurt themselves by looking at you.

246 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:11:59pm

re: #244 Stanley Sea

The mystery of a lost post.

In-laws not allowed keys.

247 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:12:19pm

re: #232 reine.de.tout

OMG.
I never need new clothes. The idea of "needing" clothes is a guy thing.
Women just want new clothes.

Tell that to my GF... She just threw out one of my favorite shirts!

248 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:12:41pm

re: #220 LudwigVanQuixote

Spiders, eight legs, eight eyes, walks like evil incarnate itself...

Watched an huge orb spider, at least 4" across leg to leg and her body must have been at least 1" long, build a web outside my folks kitchen window one year, it was massive for a spider web! Over 6" tall and at least that across! It took her over two weeks to build the web and she had one heck of a nest at the end of the season. I must say her stripes were kind of cool and watching her build the web was fascinating!

249 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:12:52pm

I occasionally see (and kill) centipedes in my house. Even though they're supposed to be good (they eat misquito larvae) I still don't like them. They get the death penalty from me.

250 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:13:28pm

re: #242 Aceofwhat?

yep, me too. my frontal lobe tells the court that these suckers eat other bugs. my medulla oblongata objects and moves to strike. (figuratively and literally)

OK. Would you feel better or worse if your in-house predator insects were preying mantises and/or dragonflies?

251 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:13:51pm

*lalalalalala* i can't hear you *lalalalala*

252 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:14:08pm

re: #247 LudwigVanQuixote

Tell that to my GF... She just threw out one of my favorite shirts!

Conversation with the wife:

Hey, where's my knocking-around coat?

That big ugly green one?

Yeah, that's the one.

Chucked it out.

Why?

'Cause it's older than I am, was made in a country that no longer exists, and makes you look like an illegal Bulgarian immigrant.

But it's warm and waterproof!

253 reine.de.tout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:14:19pm

re: #209 Dark_Falcon

Yes. I'm just bit glum. My all day interview got pushed back till next week because the interviewer had a family emergency, but I only found out after I spent $29 on cab fare getting there. Then the bus I planned to use for the first leg home did not show up and I had to walk two miles instead. Good exercise but it wasn't a fun morning. I'm still in the running for the job, though.

DF - that's an aggravating and frustrating and disappointing experience.
I hope the weather was good for you walk, though.

Good to know you're still in the running for that job.
But I'm going to suggest that you don't put all of your eggs in one basket - continue to seek out and go to interviews for other jobs as well.

Advice from your friendly HR office.

254 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:14:40pm

re: #245 LudwigVanQuixote

That too is great. One of the best things that Bioware does is carry through decisions and people from the first game. So you turn a corner and you can do say... hey I remember you!

It's really a gift they have for finding good writers. Not only is the storyline compelling, but the characters in it are compelling.

And yes there is the whole munchkining out factor. You almost have to play the expansion on a high difficulty, otherwise you spend too much time debating whether to slay your foes just by looking at them or by simply letting them hurt themselves by looking at you.

I know i'm enjoying the writing when i struggle between answering a question to build a relationship correctly and answering it differently because it's just damn funny...

255 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:14:51pm

re: #228 Mad Al-Jaffee

What, you've never seen a spider eat a bird?

Oh, thanks for that, think I'll go throw up now. BBS

256 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:15:07pm

re: #250 oaktree

OK. Would you feel better or worse if your in-house predator insects were preying mantises and/or dragonflies?

much, much better. those are two of my favorite insects. they are welcome in my home anytime...

257 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:15:21pm

re: #250 oaktree

OK. Would you feel better or worse if your in-house predator insects were preying mantises and/or dragonflies?

That is a cool question. Preying mantises are kinda cool in my book. I admit it. Spiders just ick me out. No one ever claimed these things were completely rational.

I am not one of those who screams when I see them, but I really do not care for them.

258 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:15:27pm

re: #252 Guanxi88

Guanxi88 - just sent you an email, in response to your comment about underwrtiers on one of the previous threads.

259 reine.de.tout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:15:36pm

re: #247 LudwigVanQuixote

Tell that to my GF... She just threw out one of my favorite shirts!

LOL.
I'm guessing it perhaps needed to be thrown out.
I've done that on occasion to the Roi - I swear, he wears things until the fabric has rotted, then asks me to repair them. I can repair a seam, but no one can repair fabric that's so old it has fallen apart.

260 Slap  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:15:41pm

re: #109 cliffster

Haven't read all the way downthread yet, so apologies if this is duplicated -- but have you considered a Melatonin supplement? Doesn't work for everyone, but I do know of some folks who swear by it as an aid to sleeping.

But a half-dozen orgasms might work, too....

261 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:15:53pm

re: #230 Guanxi88

Oh, damn! I lived in a place ROTTEN with those things. I had to drink myself unconscious to get any sleep every time one of those unheimlich critters came into view.

THOSE things, I hate.

The first time I saw one of those my mesencephalon insisted that I not sleep in my apartment that night. Maybe because it popped up on the wall behind my pillows as I was walking toward the bed.

The next day I used an entire can of Raid on all the cracks in the room.

262 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:16:22pm

Just don't tell any snake stories...Those things freak me out..

263 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:16:34pm

re: #259 reine.de.tout

LOL.
I'm guessing it perhaps needed to be thrown out.
I've done that on occasion to the Roi - I swear, he wears things until the fabric has rotted, then asks me to repair them. I can repair a seam, but no one can repair fabric that's so old it has fallen apart.

But that's just when it's the softest!
Sheets are the best, right before your foot goes through them!

264 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:16:54pm

re: #260 Slap

Haven't read all the way downthread yet, so apologies if this is duplicated -- but have you considered a Melatonin supplement? Doesn't work for everyone, but I do know of some folks who swear by it as an aid to sleeping.

But a half-dozen orgasms might work, too...

Why stop there?

265 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:17:02pm

re: #201 Stanley Sea

Recent spider story that I must share.

End of night reading in bed. Spider crawls up pillow directly to my EYE.

Naked person running down hallway yelling.

I'm still in recovery.

I can almost top that. I'm sitting on the toilet late at night, after everyone's gone to bed. I'm reading a suspense novel. At a particularly hair-raising paragraph, an enormous black spider walks over my bare foot. 8O

266 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:17:25pm

re: #262 HoosierHoops

Just don't tell any snake stories...Those things freak me out..

Yesss, HoosssierHoopsss.

267 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:17:46pm

re: #252 Guanxi88

Conversation with the wife:

Hey, where's my knocking-around coat?

That big ugly green one?

Yeah, that's the one.

Chucked it out.

Why?

'Cause it's older than I am, was made in a country that no longer exists, and makes you look like an illegal Bulgarian immigrant.

But it's warm and waterproof!

Hello... YEAH!

I suppose we should take it as a sign of affection that they want to groom us and all, but hey, some of that stuff has been through a lot with me.

When she complains at me not throwing out perfectly functional and beloved old things I point out to her that a woman ought to like that her man still loves things even if they get a little old. Then she tries to hit me.

268 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:17:54pm

re: #262 HoosierHoops

My dad is such a ophidiophobe that describing a snake to him, or just saying the word 'snake' makes him shudder.

269 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:18:10pm

re: #265 The Sanity Inspector

I can almost top that. I'm sitting on the toilet late at night, after everyone's gone to bed. I'm reading a suspense novel. At a particularly hair-raising paragraph, an enormous black spider walks over my bare foot. 8O

Makes us stronger, right?

270 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:18:26pm

re: #248 Dragon_Lady

Watched an huge orb spider, at least 4" across leg to leg and her body must have been at least 1" long, build a web outside my folks kitchen window one year, it was massive for a spider web! Over 6" tall and at least that across! It took her over two weeks to build the web and she had one heck of a nest at the end of the season. I must say her stripes were kind of cool and watching her build the web was fascinating!

Now, for some reason I think jumping spiders are cute. With their blunt little heads and elongated abdomens, they remind me of 1930s roadsters.

271 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:18:45pm

re: #260 Slap

Melatonin works well... what also helps is a Dramamine tablet (the regular ones, not the "non-drawsy"). Have to be careful tho - it's an antihistimine, so if you're not supposed to take them, don't take the Dramamine. Two 3mg melatonins and a Dramamine and I'm out for 8 hrs. No "hangover", either.

272 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:19:26pm
273 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:19:32pm

You know what one of the worst insect pests is? Bed bugs. And they're coming back. I've talked to people who have had infestations, and their stories are horrifying.

274 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:19:50pm

re: #232 reine.de.tout

OMG.
I never need new clothes. The idea of "needing" clothes is a guy thing.
Women just want new clothes.

Hear, hear Sister! Upding for the truth!

275 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:20:15pm

re: #259 reine.de.tout

LOL.
I'm guessing it perhaps needed to be thrown out.

Women always band together!

I've done that on occasion to the Roi - I swear, he wears things until the fabric has rotted, then asks me to repair them. I can repair a seam, but no one can repair fabric that's so old it has fallen apart.

Well in the case of absolutely falling apart I can see it - provided you are not talking something of sentimental value. The shirt in question was not falling apart and I tend to take good care of my things. She would disagree about how serviceable it was to be fair to her, but it did not have holes or tears in it.

276 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:21:09pm

re: #212 Aceofwhat?

What gets a little creepy is when they eat things you assume they couldn't...

There's a boatload of videos on YouTube, of people feeding critters to their pet tarantulas.

277 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:21:19pm

re: #275 LudwigVanQuixote

Yeah. Memo: Original Pixies shirts don't get thrown out even when they have extensive holes in them. Ever.

278 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:21:24pm

re: #262 HoosierHoops

Just don't tell any snake stories...Those things freak me out..

heh. i love them. holding them is a blast - the mechanics of their movement are wild, especially around your arm.

279 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:21:25pm

re: #270 The Sanity Inspector

Now, for some reason I think jumping spiders are cute. With their blunt little heads and elongated abdomens, they remind me of 1930s roadsters.

We get tiny hunting (jumping) spiders running around from time to time, I agree they do look like roadsters! Fast little buggers!

280 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:21:41pm

re: #270 The Sanity Inspector

Now, for some reason I think jumping spiders are cute. With their blunt little heads and elongated abdomens, they remind me of 1930s roadsters.

I like jumping spiders a great deal as well. Saw them a lot along a brick wall where I was growing morning glories and day lillies. If I recall they also got good press in a Piers Anthony Xanth novel...

281 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:22:14pm
282 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:22:47pm

re: #273 Mad Al-Jaffee

You know what one of the worst insect pests is? Bed bugs. And they're coming back. I've talked to people who have had infestations, and their stories are horrifying.

quite true. i've read that they're incredibly good at hiding, so eliminating them is very tough once they've started to take up residence. yuck.

283 Interesting Times  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:22:49pm

Spiders and drugs are two of the topics under discussion, correct? :)

Spiders on drugs

Scientists at the United States National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) have turned their attention from the mysteries of the cosmos to a more esoteric area of research: what happens when you get a spider stoned. Their experiments have shown that common house spiders spin their webs in different ways according to the psychotropic drug they have been given. Nasa scientists believe the research demonstrates that web-spinning spiders can be used to test drugs because the more toxic the chemical, the more deformed was the web.

284 reine.de.tout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:23:01pm

re: #267 LudwigVanQuixote

Hello... YEAH!

I suppose we should take it as a sign of affection that they want to groom us and all, but hey, some of that stuff has been through a lot with me.

When she complains at me not throwing out perfectly functional and beloved old things I point out to her that a woman ought to like that her man still loves things even if they get a little old. Then she tries to hit me.

You have a few points, there.
But you must hear this story, to know why I threw out the Roi's fave sweatpants.
He wanted to do some yardwork, so he pulled on the sweatpants, but no undies.

Then he went into the yard and bent over to do some weeding, which is fine, except these pants had a hole in the crotch and well, it just was not a pretty sight, I'll leave it at that.

It wasn't a seam problem that I could fix. The fabric was torn. The pants went into the trash.

285 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:23:03pm

re: #250 oaktree

OK. Would you feel better or worse if your in-house predator insects were preying mantises and/or dragonflies?

I always have a large amount of Praying Mantises in my tomatoes and asparagus ferns. They give me the old oogly eye, and give them lots of space. They are like the mafia in the garden.

Dragon flies are just poetry in motion. They fly from the pond across the road down to the creek, crossing over our property. The girls and I love to lay out on our backs on a summers day, and watch them fly over.

286 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:23:04pm

re: #259 reine.de.tout

LOL.
I'm guessing it perhaps needed to be thrown out.
I've done that on occasion to the Roi - I swear, he wears things until the fabric has rotted, then asks me to repair them. I can repair a seam, but no one can repair fabric that's so old it has fallen apart.

I have 3 closets full of clothes...And a hallway closet stuffed with coats..
I love clothes.. you can never have too many..

287 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:23:42pm

In other news, MySpace still exists.

BBL.

288 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:24:02pm

re: #277 Obdicut

Yeah. Memo: Original Pixies shirts don't get thrown out even when they have extensive holes in them. Ever.

This one was Sisters of Mercy....

289 reine.de.tout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:24:09pm

re: #286 HoosierHoops

I have 3 closets full of clothes...And a hallway closet stuffed with coats..
I love clothes.. you can never have too many..

I agree.

290 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:24:22pm

re: #275 LudwigVanQuixote

Well in the case of absolutely falling apart I can see it - provided you are not talking something of sentimental value. The shirt in question was not falling apart and I tend to take good care of my things. She would disagree about how serviceable it was to be fair to her, but it did not have holes or tears in it.

A lot of my older clothing falls into the 'cast-iron' category, and that coat was one of them. Whole crap-load of 'worker's uniforms' ended up in Boston one year - all lovingly made in Croatia when it was part of Yugoslavia. Durable, warm, ugly, and 100% functional.

Women are different in so many ways, but they don't always appreciate the "neat" factor of an indestructible garment the way a man would.

291 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:24:24pm

re: #253 reine.de.tout

DF - that's an aggravating and frustrating and disappointing experience.
I hope the weather was good for you walk, though.

Good to know you're still in the running for that job.
But I'm going to suggest that you don't put all of your eggs in one basket - continue to seek out and go to interviews for other jobs as well.

Advice from your friendly HR office.

I'm looking. I've got two interviews tomorrow and and another one next week already. It's just annoying when you lay out money to be at an important interview on time and they can't really hold the interview.

292 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:24:33pm

re: #273 Mad Al-Jaffee

You know what one of the worst insect pests is? Bed bugs. And they're coming back. I've talked to people who have had infestations, and their stories are horrifying.

*shudder*

293 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:24:36pm

The Spiders from Mars are always fine with me. (sorry, at work, can't post any videos)

294 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:24:57pm

re: #284 reine.de.tout

LOL!
He'd be so embarrassed, if he knew you told that story!

295 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:25:13pm

re: #280 oaktree

I like jumping spiders a great deal as well. Saw them a lot along a brick wall where I was growing morning glories and day lillies. If I recall they also got good press in a Piers Anthony Xanth novel...

Funny - i like his SciFi far more than his fantasy work. Most people are the opposite, i think...

296 Spider Mensch  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:25:40pm

re: #267 LudwigVanQuixote

Hello... YEAH!

I suppose we should take it as a sign of affection that they want to groom us and all, but hey, some of that stuff has been through a lot with me.

When she complains at me not throwing out perfectly functional and beloved old things I point out to her that a woman ought to like that her man still loves things even if they get a little old. Then she tries to hit me.


I have clothing older than my wife...still wear some of it occasionally. nothing out of style or weird..just some T-shirts and sweaters. I see no reason to get rid of them anytime soon either.

297 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:26:02pm

re: #293 Mad Al-Jaffee

The Spiders from Mars are always fine with me. (sorry, at work, can't post any videos)

I can

298 Spider Mensch  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:26:12pm

re: #283 publicityStunted

Spiders and drugs are two of the topics under discussion, correct? :)

Spiders on drugs


I didn't inhale....

299 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:26:29pm

re: #284 reine.de.tout

You have a few points, there.
But you must hear this story, to know why I threw out the Roi's fave sweatpants.
He wanted to do some yardwork, so he pulled on the sweatpants, but no undies.

Then he went into the yard and bent over to do some weeding, which is fine, except these pants had a hole in the crotch and well, it just was not a pretty sight, I'll leave it at that.

It wasn't a seam problem that I could fix. The fabric was torn. The pants went into the trash.

Well, that's different. Sweatpants are to be discouraged in any and all situations. Tell him track pants or shorts, thankyouverymuch...

300 lawhawk  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:26:45pm

re: #153 Obdicut

There's quite a bit of things in play in Thailand. You've got an Islamist insurgency in the South; the king's on his last legs, and the right wing is agitating.

The government there is truly broken, and an election by itself wont fix things unless all sides recognize that the elections have significance and legitimacy.

First, the red shirts do enjoy considerable popular support, and not just in the poor north-east from which so many hail. Mr Thaksin was a high-handed leader convicted of corruption. But his policies, such as affordable health care, helped the poor. “Populism”, sniff his critics. But popularity is what competitive politics is about, and the present government has shamelessly borrowed his policies. Second, whatever Mr Thaksin’s faults, his supporters have a point. He was ousted by a coup in 2006 and the present government was installed, with the backing of the army, by a parliamentary fix, not an election.

Third, the political system has all but broken down, as the government itself tacitly admits when it argues that an election would not solve Thailand’s problems. It may well be right. Democracy works only when the parties that lose an election accept the outcome. And if, as might well happen, Mr Abhisit’s government lost an election to proxies for Mr Thaksin, the same alliance of military and civilian elites that toppled him in 2006 and his allies in 2008 might again reject the popular verdict. Instability would persist.

Fourth, and perhaps most important, the backdrop to this week’s street theatre is the looming royal succession. The king, who has reigned for six decades, is widely revered. His anointed successor, the crown prince, is not. Indeed, he is widely disliked and already shows signs of meddling in politics. Although, in theory, the monarchy inhabits a realm far above the murk of daily government, it has been an important source of legitimacy for the unelected prime minister. The king accepted the coup that overthrew Mr Thaksin in 2006. His senior advisers blessed it. And he never publicly repudiated the yellow-shirted “royalists”, whose revolt in late 2008 led to the downfall of a government led by Mr Thaksin’s proxies.

Put it all together, and you've got a powderkeg waiting to go boom.

Oh and apparently watch what color you wear when you go to Thailand - various colors hold special relevance and importance.

301 [deleted]  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:27:04pm
302 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:27:06pm

re: #266 MandyManners

Are you a Parseltongue, Mandy?

(sorry - Harry Potter reference.)

303 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:27:31pm

re: #284 reine.de.tout

You have a few points, there.
But you must hear this story, to know why I threw out the Roi's fave sweatpants.
He wanted to do some yardwork, so he pulled on the sweatpants, but no undies.

Then he went into the yard and bent over to do some weeding, which is fine, except these pants had a hole in the crotch and well, it just was not a pretty sight, I'll leave it at that.

It wasn't a seam problem that I could fix. The fabric was torn. The pants went into the trash.

LOL, ok you have a point.

My brother and his wife are both medical doctors.

Once the little brother went into the hospital for his shift and the head nurse - a very formidable black lady - looked at him and shook her head.

My brother said "what?"

She said: "Your wife is at that conference this week isn't she?"

He said yes.

Because he did not get it, she explained that there was no way his wife would let him out of the house dressed like that.

304 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:27:43pm

Well, how about Cicadas?

Noisy, sorta ugly to look at. Occasional massive local outbreaks. But at least they go see us and go OM NOM NOM.

305 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:28:25pm

re: #302 BaseballMom57

Are you a Parseltongue, Mandy?

(sorry - Harry Potter reference.)

I don't know.

306 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:28:26pm

I've gone major fatcat on y'all, with shades of oil potentate thrown in.
I bought a car.

Yep, an honest-to-T.E. Lawrence Rolls-Royce of all things.
It smells like leather to most people but to me it smells like history- Lawrence cruising the desert shooting up Turks from his armored Silver Ghost, the scream of Merlins in the summer of 1940, etc.
This particular one is from 1969, before the bankruptcy and the aircraft engine division separation, let alone the take-over by the accursed Huns Germans (VW first and now BMW).
Older, used RRs are actually pretty affordable but maintenance costs are something else again and you have to know both a competent mechanic and the market before you dive in.

307 ArchangelMichael  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:28:54pm

re: #283 publicityStunted

More Spiders on Drugs.

308 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:28:59pm

re: #280 oaktree

I like jumping spiders a great deal as well. Saw them a lot along a brick wall where I was growing morning glories and day lillies. If I recall they also got good press in a Piers Anthony Xanth novel...

Hey I read that book! Love Xanth novels, got them all. Got my love of puns from him...

309 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:29:23pm

re: #304 oaktree

Well, how about Cicadas?

Noisy, sorta ugly to look at. Occasional massive local outbreaks. But at least they godon't see us and go OM NOM NOM.

PIMF

310 reine.de.tout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:29:26pm

re: #294 Floral Giraffe

LOL!
He'd be so embarrassed, if he knew you told that story!

YOu're right!
He would be!
LOL
What he should have been embarrassed about was wearing those pants.

311 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:29:37pm

re: #306 Shiplord Kirel

That's a beautiful machine, well done, well done indeed.

312 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:29:53pm

re: #309 oaktree

PIMF

Scared the shit out of me for a minute.

313 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:30:05pm

I need to do a heap of work.

So I'm turning on the DJ Shadow and disappearing into design space.

314 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:30:10pm

re: #301 mikeysdca

This is an extraordinary moment. With control of the Executive Branch and both Houses of Congress, the Democrats have demonstrated that they cannot govern.

And they did it so quickly. It took Jimmy Carter almost three tears to sink into utter futility. These guys did it in fourteen months,

Uh...don't buy dope at the bus station. It might have taken losing their super-majority in the Senate (which the never really had, when you consider Lieberman) to wake them up, but shit is getting done, despite zero support from 41% of the Senate and 42% of the House. Good shit.

315 Kragar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:30:33pm

And I'm back.

316 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:31:38pm

re: #315 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

And I'm back.

What'dja eat?

317 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:31:42pm

re: #306 Shiplord Kirel

What are you going to name it?
IIRC, Lord Peter Wimsey's was Miss Mertle?
We had a car named Murgatroyd, once.

318 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:31:43pm

I went to get lunch, come back and we're still talking about insects. Geez.

319 Slap  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:32:12pm

re: #273 Mad Al-Jaffee

"Horrifying" is really almost insultingly mild. (You're not insulting, mind you.) The Mrs and I used to live in an older apartment next door to a fellow who had occasional overnight visitors whose sleeping accommodations were perhaps less than optimal most days; his apt became infested. Landlord treated his apt four different times without notifying other tenants or researching bedbug behavior, and the other apartments sharing common walls (ours included) became infested in short order. Took three treatments to eradicate them; the infections from the bites put the Mrs on antibiotics for a stretch that really screwed with her system, had to buy an entirely new mattress/box springs.

IF YOU TRAVEL AND STAY AT HOTELS, do a little research into what bedbug infestation indicators look like -- check the box springs and the hanging pics on the walls for them. They're starting to be found all over.

Bedbugs -- not just for the indigent anymore.

Honestly, we still both have the occasional nightmares about it.

320 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:32:43pm

re: #306 Shiplord Kirel

I'd love to get a duesenberg, or an early 50's Mercedes.

321 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:32:57pm

re: #318 cliffster

I would love to talk about snakes, but I don't want to freak out dear Hoops!

322 Kragar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:33:13pm

re: #307 ArchangelMichael

More Spiders on Drugs.

[Video]

You beat me to it.

323 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:33:14pm

re: #304 oaktree

Well, how about Cicadas?

Noisy, sorta ugly to look at. Occasional massive local outbreaks. But at least they go see us and go OM NOM NOM.

You should see our cat pepper go after crickets! She killed at least 3 dozen last spring, she whacks them with her paws till they're flat. We call her the "Intrepid Cricket Hunter". Found at least 1 a day all spring long. Funny furrbie!

324 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:33:18pm
325 Kragar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:33:45pm

re: #316 MandyManners

What'dja eat?

Club sandwich, BBQ chips and a Dr. Pepper

326 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:34:08pm

re: #304 oaktree

Well, how about Cicadas?

Noisy, sorta ugly to look at. Occasional massive local outbreaks. But at least they go see us and go OM NOM NOM.

We get the 17 year brood, well, every 17 years. The first time in my life they emerged, I was in high school. They were all over the place. The next time (about six years ago) there were quite a bit, not the massive amount we got the previous time.

327 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:34:11pm

re: #324 Cato the Elder

Speaking of insectile things that will make you scream...

The perpetrator of that outrage against public mental health needs to be locked up and studied.

328 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:34:34pm

re: #318 cliffster

I went to get lunch, come back and we're still talking about insects. Geez.

Awww, are we bugging you?

329 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:34:40pm

re: #319 Slap

You are correct - they are being found in even the best hotels. I always pull up the sheets and check the mattresses before even unpacking. They are visible to the naked eye, but it takes some looking.

And no, I haven't found any yet. *knocks wood*

330 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:34:50pm

re: #306 Shiplord Kirel

I've gone major fatcat on y'all, with shades of oil potentate thrown in.
I bought a car.

Yep, an honest-to-T.E. Lawrence Rolls-Royce of all things.
It smells like leather to most people but to me it smells like history- Lawrence cruising the desert shooting up Turks from his armored Silver Ghost, the scream of Merlins in the summer of 1940, etc.
This particular one is from 1969, before the bankruptcy and the aircraft engine division separation, let alone the take-over by the accursed Huns Germans (VW first and now BMW).
Older, used RRs are actually pretty affordable but maintenance costs are something else again and you have to know both a competent mechanic and the market before you dive in.

PLUTOCRAT! OLIGARY!!1 ELEVENTY!11

//

331 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:35:14pm

Okay...somehow, Netflix managed to send us a copy of "The Hangover"...neither my wife nor myself was all that interested in watching it, but we threw it on last night and figured we'd give it fifteen minutes (the guys gone wild movies always are pretty stupid, after all). Laughed our asses off. It takes the whole 'crap I did what?' thing to a new level. Gets predictable at the end, of course, but shit there were some funny scenes.

332 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:36:02pm

re: #302 BaseballMom57

Are you a Parseltongue, Mandy?

(sorry - Harry Potter reference.)

Muggles be warned!

333 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:36:08pm

re: #311 Guanxi88

That's a beautiful machine, well done, well done indeed.

Many thanks. I've wanted one since I first became aware of what cars were.

The market is down just now and I am not getting any younger, so it was a good time. First order of business will be to get it to run on regular unleaded pump fuel without the altered timing and such used in its former residence of California. The latter process works but it reduces mileage to single figures. A much better solution entails swapping the pistons to reduce compression from 9/1 to the 7.3/1 ratio used in the 70s and 80s. This costs some power but 70s Silver Shadow seem quick enough so it probably isn't noticeable.

334 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:36:17pm

Okay, one more:

Amazing live performance.

335 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:36:21pm

re: #325 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Club sandwich, BBQ chips and a Dr. Pepper

I did McDonalds. Gonna' do Subway tonight. Or, Mexican.

336 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:37:18pm

re: #304 oaktree

Well, how about Cicadas?

Noisy, sorta ugly to look at. Occasional massive local outbreaks. But at least they go see us and go OM NOM NOM.

3 words: Killer Cicada Wasp. As big as your thumb, burrows in the ground. Aggressive, but stingerless. They're my late July killing project.

337 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:37:28pm

And:

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

Burma releases jailed US activist Nyi Nyi Aung

338 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:37:32pm

re: #332 Dragon_Lady

Psst.... I bombed my own reference... should have been Parselmouth. :-)

339 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:37:47pm

re: #328 Dragon_Lady

Awww, are we bugging you?

you are giving me the heebie jeebies.

340 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:37:53pm

re: #319 Slap

I would have used something stronger than "horrifying" if I ever experienced them myself.

Until a couple of years ago (when I first started hearing about them coming back here) I thought "bed bugs" were some kind of mythical things ("don't let the bed bugs bite.")

They're not disease vectors, at least not yet, but if they do they'll be even worse.

341 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:37:55pm

re: #333 Shiplord Kirel

Many thanks. I've wanted one since I first became aware of what cars were.

The market is down just now and I am not getting any younger, so it was a good time. First order of business will be to get it to run on regular unleaded pump fuel without the altered timing and such used in its former residence of California. The latter process works but it reduces mileage to single figures. A much better solution entails swapping the pistons to reduce compression from 9/1 to the 7.3/1 ratio used in the 70s and 80s. This costs some power but 70s Silver Shadow seem quick enough so it probably isn't noticeable.

I miss leaded premium. Pretty car, I concur. Got to drive a silver ghost for my sister's wedding (friend of my parents owned it). They are a treat.

342 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:37:59pm

re: #331 darthstar

Okay...somehow, Netflix managed to send us a copy of "The Hangover"...neither my wife nor myself was all that interested in watching it, but we threw it on last night and figured we'd give it fifteen minutes (the guys gone wild movies always are pretty stupid, after all). Laughed our asses off. It takes the whole 'crap I did what?' thing to a new level. Gets predictable at the end, of course, but shit there were some funny scenes.

We thought it was a big cut above the rest of the genre, too.

I heard one of them interviewed - they said that Tyson was so prepared and focused for his scenes that they rarely needed more than one take. They were calling him "one-take Tyson" because he kept nailing it.

343 Kragar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:38:34pm

re: #335 MandyManners

I did McDonalds. Gonna' do Subway tonight. Or, Mexican.

Had kimchee noodles with carnitas last night

344 lawhawk  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:38:41pm

re: #329 BaseballMom57

I always try to avoid putting my luggage on the bedding in hotels, and then back on my own bedding back home to reduce the chances that something might join me back home.

The problems are pretty bad at NYC area hotels for some reason, though this report puts international travel and restrictions on certain pesticide use as a reason.

There's even a registry of hotels and motels where they're spotted (can't vouch for its accuracy - it's self reporting of bed bug sightings).

345 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:38:49pm

Okay, I just gotta ask! What the heck are you guys trying to say when you use the following:
11
and:
(( ))

Would someone please explain it to a poor NOOB?

346 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:39:00pm

re: #342 Aceofwhat?

We thought it was a big cut above the rest of the genre, too.

I heard one of them interviewed - they said that Tyson was so prepared and focused for his scenes that they rarely needed more than one take. They were calling him "one-take Tyson" because he kept nailing it.

The naked asian jumping out of the trunk had us rolling. Though they never did explain the chicken.

347 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:39:37pm

re: #345 Dragon_Lady

Okay, I just gotta ask! What the heck are you guys trying to say when you use the following:
11
and:
(( ))

Would someone please explain it to a poor NOOB?

((hugs))
OMFG!!!11! (finger slipping off shift key)

348 Slap  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:39:48pm

re: #264 MandyManners

Well, I figured the point was how to get sleepy, not how to take your partner on an endless journey of quivery explodingnesses.

But I commend the direction of your thoughts, nonetheless.

349 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:40:48pm

re: #323 Dragon_Lady

My two cats hunted field crickets (larger and brown compared to the black house crickets). I mainly found a trail of legs eventually leading to the stranded hull that looked like a car left on cinder blocks. Glass spiders and daddy longlegs in the house got the same. Treated them as toys. However,when they caught moths of various sizes they were eaten. I even saw one of them catching and eating moths outdoors as well. Dietary supplement I guess.

The other "toy" insect were large beetles. Japanese beetles and May beetles (aka June bugs) for the most part. One of them saw and chased a large Tiger beetle once, but it got away.

350 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:40:57pm

re: #345 Dragon_Lady

Okay, I just gotta ask! What the heck are you guys trying to say when you use the following:
11
and:
(( ))

Would someone please explain it to a poor NOOB?

Multiple parentheses around a name are hugs, (((DL))).

Multiple exclamation points with random "1s" mock excitable internet users!!!1!

351 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:41:05pm

re: #343 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Had kimchee noodles with carnitas last night

Oh, dudes and dudettes the food references are killing me! Arrgh!

352 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:41:07pm

re: #329 BaseballMom57

You are correct - they are being found in even the best hotels. I always pull up the sheets and check the mattresses before even unpacking. They are visible to the naked eye, but it takes some looking.

And no, I haven't found any yet. *knocks wood*

My brother knows an entomologist who keeps them for studies. Since they need human blood to feed on, he and his colleagues let them bite their arms when needed so they'll live.

353 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:41:16pm

re: #343 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Had kimchee noodles with carnitas last night

What's a kimchee noodle?

354 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:41:58pm

re: #346 darthstar

The naked asian jumping out of the trunk had us rolling. Though they never did explain the chicken.

Same guy is in the Community sitcom as a spanish teacher. Love him.

355 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:42:08pm

re: #343 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Had kimchee noodles with carnitas last night

Two great tastes that taste great together! an intercontinental delight

356 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:42:22pm

re: #348 Slap

Well, I figured the point was how to get sleepy, not how to take your partner on an endless journey of quivery explodingnesses.

But I commend the direction of your thoughts, nonetheless.

Some say I have a dirty mind.

357 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:42:33pm

re: #350 Cato the Elder

Multiple parentheses around a name are hugs, (((DL))).

Multiple exclamation points with random "1s" mock excitable internet users!!!1!

Thank you ever so much for the explanation! I'll get internet savvy one of these days. Upding for you! :-)

358 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:42:42pm

Irish dinner for me last night. Leftovers for lunch (three Guinnesses and a half-bottle of Jameson). Actually, I just brought the last of my leftover Lasagna for lunch (froze the rest). Do have Guinness and Jameson waiting patiently at home, however.

359 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:43:13pm

re: #353 MandyManners

What's a kimchee noodle?

Take some cabbage and bury it 3 feet in the ground. Come back a year later and dig it up. Kimchee!

360 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:43:16pm

re: #346 darthstar

The naked asian jumping out of the trunk had us rolling. Though they never did explain the chicken.

I loved when the valet brought the police cruiser to them. Hell, I loved every dang bit of that movie. Glad you watched it. I've told tons of my friends about it and so many haven't taken my fine advice yet.

361 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:43:49pm

re: #359 cliffster

Take some cabbage and bury it 3 feet in the ground. Come back a year later and dig it up. Kimchee!

How do you make a noodle out of it?

362 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:43:53pm

re: #352 Mad Al-Jaffee

In a controlled environment such as that, I can understand that - I've never heard they can spread infection (although I would think they could), but I admit I haven't researched it much.

363 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:44:26pm

re: #361 MandyManners

How do you make a noodle out of it?

oh, good question. Perhaps a misnomer

364 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:44:27pm

Story from my clan:

My largest hobby is actually art. I draw and paint and do photography.

A few months before my little sister got married, I was home and she came to ask my artistic opinion of which possible wedding dress I thought looked better.

She showed me two photographs of two lovely wedding dresses from two different magazines. I looked and then did a double take... I told her she was being funny.

She said "what!" genuinely upset.

I had honestly thought she was having a go at me. I said, aren't those dresses exactly the same?

She rolled her eyes in exasperation. The one in the first magazine was ivory colored and the one in the second magazine was antique bone.

Further, the second one, which she like a little better would necessitate buying different shoes. I pointed out that they were both full length dresses and that no one would see her feet and since she would be standing a lot, wouldn't it be a good idea to wear something comfortable even if the color would be different by two whole hertz if you looked at it with spectrum analyzer?

At that point my other sister and mother declared me hopeless.

365 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:45:31pm

re: #341 darthstar

I miss leaded premium. Pretty car, I concur. Got to drive a silver ghost for my sister's wedding (friend of my parents owned it). They are a treat.

I was a little concerned about it being too conspicuous in this part of the country but a while back I saw one in traffic and it didn't especially jump out at me despite my interest. It was designed to be understated visually, it isn't especially large, and it actually looks kind of like an old Volvo at a distance. This one has the retractable hood ornament to keep casual thieves at bay. This is standard for new RRs but is an add-on for old ones.

366 RogueOne  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:45:46pm

re: #335 MandyManners

I did McDonalds. Gonna' do Subway tonight. Or, Mexican.

Mmm, Subway:

[Link: www.suntimes.com...]


Barbara Romero ate toasted chicken and onion teriyaki sandwiches from the Subway at 1009 E. Roosevelt Rd. in Lombard on Feb. 23 and Feb. 25, and started to feel sick on Feb. 27, according to the suit filed in DuPage County Circuit Court.

Romero was hospitalized from Feb. 27 through March 2 because the sandwich was contaminated with Shigella sonnei -- a potentially lethal bacteria, according to a release from the Marler Clark law firm.

The DuPage County Health Dept. closed the Subway on March 4 after receiving multiple reports of “severe” gastrointestinal illness from patrons, according to the release.

Now you know the secret to the Subway diet, take a bite and you crap your brains out.

367 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:46:06pm

re: #363 cliffster

oh, good question. Perhaps a misnomer

Is it shredded cabbage?

368 Slap  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:46:25pm

re: #356 MandyManners

Well, if we had been discussing something dirty, I might examine that assertion more closely.

Had I been discussing, say, vegetable prep, and you made a remark about something sexual, such a charge could stand, I suppose.

(Have a hard time with any notion that orgasms be dirty in any way....)

369 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:46:36pm

re: #336 Jeff In Ohio

3 words: Killer Cicada Wasp. As big as your thumb, burrows in the ground. Aggressive, but stingerless. They're my late July killing project.

I've seen them. Initial reaction is "monster yellowjacket! RUN!!!11!!!"

370 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:46:52pm

re: #366 RogueOne

Now you know the secret to the Subway diet, take a bite and you crap your brains out.

Ok. Mexican.

371 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:46:58pm

re: #349 oaktree

My two cats hunted field crickets (larger and brown compared to the black house crickets). I mainly found a trail of legs eventually leading to the stranded hull that looked like a car left on cinder blocks. Glass spiders and daddy longlegs in the house got the same. Treated them as toys. However,when they caught moths of various sizes they were eaten. I even saw one of them catching and eating moths outdoors as well. Dietary supplement I guess.

The other "toy" insect were large beetles. Japanese beetles and May beetles (aka June bugs) for the most part. One of them saw and chased a large Tiger beetle once, but it got away.

I love it! Cats are such funny creatures. The best toy around here seems to be the plastic ring around the milk or orange juice jug. All three of our furrbies go nuts for them, but Pepper loves spiders and crickets. I won't let her go after the spiders, I don't need the vet bill if she gets bitten. Heavens only knows it the one shes playing with is venomous or not.

372 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:47:06pm

Don't click on this link if insects (especially huge ones) freak you out:

Image: King_of_Heros.jpg

373 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:47:21pm

re: #367 MandyManners

Is it shredded cabbage?

kimchi noodles

374 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:47:24pm

re: #364 LudwigVanQuixote

Story from my clan:

My largest hobby is actually art. I draw and paint and do photography.

A few months before my little sister got married, I was home and she came to ask my artistic opinion of which possible wedding dress I thought looked better.

She showed me two photographs of two lovely wedding dresses from two different magazines. I looked and then did a double take... I told her she was being funny.

She said "what!" genuinely upset.

I had honestly thought she was having a go at me. I said, aren't those dresses exactly the same?

She rolled her eyes in exasperation. The one in the first magazine was ivory colored and the one in the second magazine was antique bone.

Further, the second one, which she like a little better would necessitate buying different shoes. I pointed out that they were both full length dresses and that no one would see her feet and since she would be standing a lot, wouldn't it be a good idea to wear something comfortable even if the color would be different by two whole hertz if you looked at it with spectrum analyzer?

At that point my other sister and mother declared me hopeless.

Men should say nothing about the dresses women wear for major occasions. The choice of such a dress is governed by emotional and fashion rules that men cannot understand.

375 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:47:32pm

re: #368 Slap

Well, if we had been discussing something dirty, I might examine that assertion more closely.

Had I been discussing, say, vegetable prep, and you made a remark about something sexual, such a charge could stand, I suppose.

(Have a hard time with any notion that orgasms be dirty in any way...)

I'm gonna' resist.

376 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:48:03pm

re: #365 Shiplord Kirel

Can you use airplane fuel? I read that in a book once, don't know if it's true.

377 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:48:21pm

re: #364 LudwigVanQuixote

Ludwig, I completely agree with you! My M-I-L wanted me to get shoes (heels) to match my dress and I said, "uh, no. I'm buying comfortable flats in whatever color they come in." She was mortified. I didn't care - they were my feet!

378 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:48:50pm

re: #373 cliffster

kimchi noodles

Looks good.

379 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:49:13pm

re: #372 Mad Al-Jaffee

Don't click on this link if insects (especially huge ones) freak you out:

[Link: media.photobucket.com...]

Centipedes aren't insects. So, the squeamish among us can feel free to click!

380 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:49:17pm

re: #360 Stanley Sea

I loved when the valet brought the police cruiser to them. Hell, I loved every dang bit of that movie. Glad you watched it. I've told tons of my friends about it and so many haven't taken my fine advice yet.

"Here you go, officers"...that was a great "What the fuck?" moment.

381 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:49:32pm

re: #377 BaseballMom57

Ludwig, I completely agree with you! My M-I-L wanted me to get shoes (heels) to match my dress and I said, "uh, no. I'm buying comfortable flats in whatever color they come in." She was mortified. I didn't care - they were my feet!

Is she a mother-in-law from hell?

382 Slap  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:49:37pm

re: #375 MandyManners

lol....that could be wise.

Such a lubricated slippery slope!

383 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:49:43pm

re: #352 Mad Al-Jaffee

My brother knows an entomologist who keeps them for studies. Since they need human blood to feed on, he and his colleagues let them bite their arms when needed so they'll live.

Oh, now that's just gross! My tummy's just rolling at the thought!

384 RogueOne  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:49:45pm

re: #370 MandyManners

Ok. Mexican.

Last night was my sis-n-laws birthday and she wanted mexican. Since I didn't get my corned beef I figure I'll hit a pub on cinco de mayo to even it all out.

385 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:50:23pm

re: #382 Slap

lol...that could be wise.

Such a lubricated slippery slope!

I'm always in the mood for puns.

386 Spider Mensch  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:50:28pm

re: #333 Shiplord Kirel

Many thanks. I've wanted one since I first became aware of what cars were.

The market is down just now and I am not getting any younger, so it was a good time. First order of business will be to get it to run on regular unleaded pump fuel without the altered timing and such used in its former residence of California. The latter process works but it reduces mileage to single figures. A much better solution entails swapping the pistons to reduce compression from 9/1 to the 7.3/1 ratio used in the 70s and 80s. This costs some power but 70s Silver Shadow seem quick enough so it probably isn't noticeable.

why not just add lead..works on my oldies...Image: 210457_88ce3e2e.gif

387 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:50:51pm

re: #384 RogueOne

Last night was my sis-n-laws birthday and she wanted mexican. Since I didn't get my corned beef I figure I'll hit a pub on cinco de mayo to even it all out.

You're a walking multi-culti machine!

388 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:51:13pm

re: #376 Floral Giraffe

Can you use airplane fuel? I read that in a book once, don't know if it's true.

You can here in Texas, but not in California where the car was registered before. A friend of mine also has an old RR, a 1971 and he puts 100LL avgas in it. It's kind of a pain to take it to the airport for gas though and it appears that 100LL itself might not be available a lot longer.

389 Kragar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:51:27pm

re: #361 MandyManners

How do you make a noodle out of it?

Kimchee seasoning for the noodle soup base, with carnitas added into the mix

390 RogueOne  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:52:13pm

re: #387 MandyManners

You're a walking multi-culti machine!

Any excuse to eat out works for me.

391 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:52:31pm

I actually went to an Irish pub for lunch today instead of last night. There's one I really like right across the street from work. A good friend of mine works just a couple of blocks away, and that's where we usually meet for lunch (maybe 3-4 times a year.)

It was nice enough to sit outside, and this place has amazing fish and chips. It would have been better with a beer, but I behaved and just had water.

392 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:52:34pm

re: #381 MandyManners

Not really. But she was (and still is) WAY more into clothes/accessories than I am. I have a total of three pairs of shoes - white tennies, black tennies, and black flats (for work). My husband (God rest his soul) was the one who took up the whole walk-in closet. His mother taught him his love of clothes.

393 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:53:21pm

re: #390 RogueOne

Any excuse to eat out works for me.

in bed?

394 martinsmithy  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:53:53pm

As pernicious as the global warming denialists and anti-vaccination kooks in terms of denying scientific progress have been the anti Genetically Modified Foods zealots.

Well finally, the EU is not caving in to their hysteria: [Link: www.usatoday.com...]

395 Spider Mensch  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:54:08pm

re: #388 Shiplord Kirel

You can here in Texas, but not in California where the car was registered before. A friend of mine also has an old RR, a 1971 and he puts 100LL avgas in it. It's kind of a pain to take it to the airport for gas though and it appears that 100LL itself might not be available a lot longer.

it's also illegal to sell the 100LL for road use. Fed and state Tax reasons. but many small airports really don't pay much attention, especially in rural areas.

396 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:54:16pm

re: #371 Dragon_Lady

The "instant cat toy" is always preferred over something store bought because it is the thought that counts.

I once shifted my couch for cleaning/dusting and found a dozen paper balls and crumpled up Klondike bar wrappers. They made noise when batted around and thus were preferred over the standard plastic ball toys. (Which in my house where practice golf balls since I golfed at the time. The foam ones with a plastic core were liked since they could be picked up and tossed more easily by the cat.)

The most played with item in the house was an old sock that I poured dried catnip into and tied of the open end. Attacked repeatedly and wrestled with and clawed about. Had to make a second one since the two of them fought over the first one.

398 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:54:34pm

You know what's good about Triscuits? They start out stale so they never "go stale" no matter how long you keep them on the shelf...

399 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:54:40pm

re: #364 LudwigVanQuixote

Not hopeless, just a man. Your normal. I draw too, but my stuff is all abstract. Being an artist doesn't automatically make you and expert on color and stuff. :-)

400 HappyWarrior  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:56:08pm

President is speaking here tomorrow and I am excited. I would be even if I didn't vote for and like Obama. Way I see it. We've had forty three different guys as president and five during my life time so seeing one speak would be a honor in itself.

401 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:58:13pm

re: #396 oaktree

The "instant cat toy" is always preferred over something store bought because it is the thought that counts.

I once shifted my couch for cleaning/dusting and found a dozen paper balls and crumpled up Klondike bar wrappers. They made noise when batted around and thus were preferred over the standard plastic ball toys. (Which in my house where practice golf balls since I golfed at the time. The foam ones with a plastic core were liked since they could be picked up and tossed more easily by the cat.)

The most played with item in the house was an old sock that I poured dried catnip into and tied of the open end. Attacked repeatedly and wrestled with and clawed about. Had to make a second one since the two of them fought over the first one.

I had a big male cat named Bear that tore up one of those, Lord how he loved that thing! He left us about three years ago, I still miss him and his Mum. They were both 16 years old when they passed... Good but sad memories...

402 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:58:18pm

re: #397 The Sanity Inspector

Pet bird-eating spider sitting on girl's face.

Kids!

403 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:58:33pm

re: #400 HappyWarrior

That's cool. I saw Clinton once. Quite the ruckus. Not to be morbid, but you'll never catch me in the same place as any president ever again. Not after that dud-grenade incident with Bush in Russia.

404 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:59:30pm

re: #394 martinsmithy

As pernicious as the global warming denialists and anti-vaccination kooks in terms of denying scientific progress have been the anti Genetically Modified Foods zealots.

Well finally, the EU is not caving in to their hysteria: [Link: www.usatoday.com...]

My biggest concern with GMO foods is that the seed companies patent the crops, and if cross-pollination occurs with someone's organic crops near-by, they can claim that the organic farmer now owes them for the cost of their seeds. And the whole 'termination gene' that makes it impossible to save seeds from year to year really pisses me off. That's why I only plant heirloom varieties...even though I don't harvest my own seeds.

405 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 12:59:44pm

re: #324 Cato the Elder

Speaking of insectile things that will make you scream...

This also reminds me of another family story...

The little brother, when he was in medical school, took perverse glee in telling me of the latest truly wrath of G-d way to die that he had learned about.

I mean Clive Barker on acid stuff. The ability to gross out his older brother was too appealing.

Stuff like spiders that eat your face and mold that eats your eyes... worms that eat the ligatures in your gut, so you crap out a three foot length of your own intestines (complete with a picture of a guy on his hands and knees with a length of worm infested insides hanging out like a tail... it would be humorous if not for the expression on his face)... I mean really nasty stuff.

So one day he called with that voice he gets when he has a good one and he decided to tell me about caseous necrosis.

It was a challenge and all... So I manned up and prepared to hear of it.

He started by saying:

You know Latin and a little Greek, what do the words mean to you?

I say well necrosis is dying tissue.

Correct.

And caseous.. you mean like cheese? You mean cheesy dying tissue?

Very good dear brother!

So he goes into a molecular level discussion of how this is really nasty, and it just wasn't doing it for me that day. I said Sorry, compared to the spiders that eat your face, this really isn't so horrifying.

But but but if you could only consider what is going on at the cellular level! He protested.

Just at that point, I heard a knock on his door. It was the little sister coming to visit him. I suggested to him that even she would not be so horrified by it.

I heard him call her over and ask her to look at something. He was showing her a medical text.

I next heard shrieking... OMG WHAT IS THAT!?! OMG I AM GOING TO THROW UP!

The I heard his wife come into the room:

What? What's wrong?

The sister, in a voice of infinite woundedness says, no doubt with a quiver in her lip like a trembling silver screen heroine, "He showed me pictures of caseous necrosis..."

I then heard my little brother getting beaten by his wife and my little sister.

Ahh the joys of being an older brother...

406 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:00:05pm

You know what kids, I'm tired. I'm going to go lay down for a while. BBL, Keep Laughing! :-)

407 lawhawk  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:00:13pm

re: #364 LudwigVanQuixote

You fell for the classic Kobiyashi Maru from which there is no Kirk cheat. You cannot win, no matter how you answer the argument. The only question is how you want to lose - die well like a Klingon or with a whimper like a Ferengi.

408 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:00:24pm

re: #403 cliffster

That's cool. I saw Clinton once. Quite the ruckus. Not to be morbid, but you'll never catch me in the same place as any president ever again. Not after that dud-grenade incident with Bush in Russia.

I saw Reagan once when I was young, dumb, and full of...

409 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:00:31pm

re: #403 cliffster

That's cool. I saw Clinton once. Quite the ruckus. Not to be morbid, but you'll never catch me in the same place as any president ever again. Not after that dud-grenade incident with Bush in Russia.

I shook "Good" John McCain's hand in 2000. Closest I've ever come. Very casual scene on that campaign trail.

410 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:03:08pm

re: #377 BaseballMom57

Ludwig, I completely agree with you! My M-I-L wanted me to get shoes (heels) to match my dress and I said, "uh, no. I'm buying comfortable flats in whatever color they come in." She was mortified. I didn't care - they were my feet!

Good for you! Honestly, I would be completely turned on by that attitude. So would most men.

411 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:03:24pm

re: #336 Jeff In Ohio

Those flying tanks make my kids scream.

Gywneth Paltrow. If you click through, under "Make", there is a letter from Sir Paul about "Meatless Mondays", and some recipes.

412 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:03:27pm

re: #407 lawhawk

You fell for the classic Kobiyashi Maru from which there is no Kirk cheat. You cannot win, no matter how you answer the argument. The only question is how you want to lose - die well like a Klingon or with a whimper like a Ferengi.

So true.

413 SixDegrees  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:03:39pm

re: #404 darthstar

My biggest concern with GMO foods is that the seed companies patent the crops, and if cross-pollination occurs with someone's organic crops near-by, they can claim that the organic farmer now owes them for the cost of their seeds. And the whole 'termination gene' that makes it impossible to save seeds from year to year really pisses me off. That's why I only plant heirloom varieties...even though I don't harvest my own seeds.

F1 hybrids have presented pretty much the same problem for many decades.

I very much doubt any claim to hybrid offspring would stand up in court. A more realistic concern is the spread of GM traits, like pesticide resistance, to wild offspring, and possibly to related weeds.

414 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:04:14pm

Didn't have any memories of him until I saw the notice:

Fess Parker Obituary.

415 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:05:22pm

re: #413 SixDegrees

F1 hybrids have presented pretty much the same problem for many decades.

I very much doubt any claim to hybrid offspring would stand up in court. A more realistic concern is the spread of GM traits, like pesticide resistance, to wild offspring, and possibly to related weeds.

Well, there is an entire ecosystem to consider. Imagine what happens when a parasite adapts to the GMO product, and its off-spring become pesticide free. Then we'll have super-bugs wiping out the heartland. At least we'll still have Soylent Green.

416 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:05:53pm

re: #414 freetoken

Didn't have any memories of him until I saw the notice:

Fess Parker Obituary.

Aw...I loved watching Daniel Boone when I was a kid.

417 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:05:59pm

re: #403 cliffster

I've never seen any presidents, but I was at the second Bush innauguration. When I was a volunteer EMT they asked fire/ems departments from MD and VA to volunteer all day and night as a supplement to the DC and Federal staff. Three of us were on a night shift - something line 8 pm - 4 am. Didn't have to treat or transport anyone, but it was a pretty unique event. Never saw DC streets so empty, or that many cop cars on the road. We got to hang out at the Texas/Arkansas Ball. I was hoping to have drinks with Jenna and Barbara, but I guess they had left by then.

418 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:06:43pm

re: #405 LudwigVanQuixote

Do not read this book then...

Parasite Rex - Carl Zimmer

My brother remarked that it gave him bad dreams for a few days. (Nothing like a photographic plate showing the variety of head forms for tapeworms.)

419 Kragar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:06:47pm

re: #407 lawhawk

You fell for the classic Kobiyashi Maru from which there is no Kirk cheat. You cannot win, no matter how you answer the argument. The only question is how you want to lose - die well like a Klingon or with a whimper like a Ferengi.

When in doubt, attack.

420 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:07:16pm

re: #399 Dragon_Lady

Not hopeless, just a man. Your normal. I draw too, but my stuff is all abstract. Being an artist doesn't automatically make you and expert on color and stuff. :-)

I never claimed I was an expert on such things. She asked me!

421 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:07:31pm

re: #417 Mad Al-Jaffee

You were hoping to be on a YouTube video gettin' nekkid with Jenna and Barbara...you would've been famous.

422 avanti  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:07:44pm

re: #409 Stanley Sea

I shook "Good" John McCain's hand in 2000. Closest I've ever come. Very casual scene on that campaign trail.

He gave a talk to my 20 sailor Electronics Tech division across the river from the naval academy in the early 70's. I liked him enough to want to vote for him as POTUS until he started pandering to the religious right.

423 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:08:24pm

re: #418 oaktree

Do not read this book then...

Parasite Rex - Carl Zimmer

My brother remarked that it gave him bad dreams for a few days. (Nothing like a photographic plate showing the variety of head forms for tapeworms.)

Yeah, things like that have created my no jungles for me policy.

424 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:08:56pm

re: #410 LudwigVanQuixote

**blushes** Thank you!
During our wonderful marriage, my husband loved telling me that his friends would say, "Good grief man, where did you find her, and did they make more?" or various similar comments. That was his favorite, though.

425 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:09:41pm

Everyone remember the movie Creep Show? And the segment with the germphobic guy and the cockroaches?

426 SixDegrees  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:11:01pm

re: #415 darthstar

Well, there is an entire ecosystem to consider. Imagine what happens when a parasite adapts to the GMO product, and its off-spring become pesticide free. Then we'll have super-bugs wiping out the heartland. At least we'll still have Soylent Green.

A more immediate problem is that caused by the very introduction of pesticide resistant plants - they encourage a large increase in the use of pesticides.

It seems wiser to use the promise of genetic manipulation to develop more targeted pesticides that affect only the species of interest, rather than a broad spectrum of bystanders.

427 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:11:15pm

re: #414 freetoken

Didn't have any memories of him until I saw the notice:

Fess Parker Obituary.

King of the wild frontier!


428 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:11:38pm

Not enough to make a real help to the state books:

S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford to pay $74K in ethics fines

South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford has agreed to pay $74,000 to settle charges that his travel and campaign spending violated state ethics laws.
[...]

Under a consent agreement signed Thursday, Sanford doesn't admit guilt but does not contest the charges either.

Sanford gets off easy, no jail time. Yet some low level pol in Texastan gets caught with a couple ozs of MJ in his pocket and serves 35 years in prison.

Justice in America?

429 Mad Al-Jaffee  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:12:21pm

Time for me to go. I hope you all don't bug each other while I'm gone.

430 Kragar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:12:35pm

re: #425 Mad Al-Jaffee

Everyone remember the movie Creep Show? And the segment with the germphobic guy and the cockroaches?

Yeah, but I like the creature under the stairs segment better.

431 lawhawk  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:12:39pm

Chicago man enters guilty plea on multiple terror counts.

It's a laundry list of mayhem and murder:

The 49-year-old Headley says in the agreement that Pakistan-based terrorist leader Ilyas Kashmiri wanted the severed heads thrown from the newspaper office to send a message.

The newspaper offended many Muslims by publishing a dozen cartoons in 2005 depicting the Prophet Muhammad.

Headley also admitted he helped scout out the Indian city of Mumbai before a 2008 terrorist attack there that left 166 people dead.

432 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:14:13pm

re: #431 lawhawk

Chicago man enters guilty plea on multiple terror counts.

It's a laundry list of mayhem and murder:

Good. Now that piece of shit will be moved out my city (I don't live in Chicago these days, but it's always been 'my city') and shipped off to Marion, where he belongs.

433 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:14:34pm

I'm in Heaven.. finally College Basketball Championships (oh the madness)
is here.. There were 2 OT games in the first 3 games today.. There were only 2 OT games last year during the Big Dance...

434 HappyWarrior  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:15:06pm

I got to ask a question to Chuck Hagel once in his Senate office. That was really neat. He seemed real down to earth too. The most amazing experience though was that same year with my political science class meeting Bruce Laingen who had been one of the hostages in Tehran in 1979. If Ahmadinjad had been president then I would have asked him about the rumors that Ahmadinjad was one of the hostage takers. Have heard conflicting reports on that from former hostages in the papers.

435 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:15:10pm

End of the work day for me folks. Headed here to meet a friend and have a beer (or two).

Stay scaly!

436 RogueOne  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:16:26pm

Did everyone see the story yesterday about the jogger getting hit by an airplane making an emergency landing on a beach in Hilton Head? If you jog, don't wear headphones otherwise you might not hear the plane falling out of the sky:


[Link: www.digitaljournal.com...]


Hilton Head Island, United States - Pharmaceutical salesman Robert Gary Jones, an employee of GlaxoSmithKline had a business trip turn deadly on Monday. He was jogging on the beach while listening to his iPod when a kit-built single-engine plane was gliding down for an emergency landing on a beach.According to aviation expert Mary Schiavo, a former inspector general for the National Transportation Safety Board, "There's no noise. So the jogger, with his ear buds in, and the plane without an engine, you're basically a stealth aircraft. Who would expect to look up?"
The pilot was overwhelmed by the incident, "I've got a lot of issues going on right now," Smith said. "I've got a plane that's all torn up. And I've got a young man that I killed."

Nice of the guy to mention his plane being damaged first.

437 RogueOne  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:18:06pm

re: #433 HoosierHoops

I'm in Heaven.. finally College Basketball Championships (oh the madness)
is here.. There were 2 OT games in the first 3 games today.. There were only 2 OT games last year during the Big Dance...

and ND is already out. Go Butler!

438 subsailor68  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:19:23pm

re: #430 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Yeah, but I like the creature under the stairs segment better.

LOL! One of the best lines in the movie:

"Just ask it to call you Billie, you bitch!"

439 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:19:35pm

Kucinich is helping whip up votes for HCR...you go, little man!

It's not just progressives he's targeting to keep in the fold, it's everyone, a top Democratic aide told me. Members know that Kucinich - a staunch antiwar liberal long in favor of a single-payer system and often going out on a limb with his own agenda - is setting aside deep ideology to help get something passed. "It's a totally new dynamic. People are realizing he's doing it for history," the aide said.

Yep...His-to-ry.

440 Kragar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:19:59pm

re: #433 HoosierHoops

I'm in Heaven.. finally College Basketball Championships (oh the madness)
is here.. There were 2 OT games in the first 3 games today.. There were only 2 OT games last year during the Big Dance...

I still say it would more be fun if the allowed obstacles and machinegun nests to be part of the game.

441 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:20:01pm

re: #413 SixDegrees

F1 hybrids have presented pretty much the same problem for many decades.

I very much doubt any claim to hybrid offspring would stand up in court. A more realistic concern is the spread of GM traits, like pesticide resistance, to wild offspring, and possibly to related weeds.

Which is no different than a trait that has been bred into a plant, rather than inserted...

442 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:20:47pm

So, underwriters liked the letter. Now, two more hoops to jump through, and maybe, just maybe, we won't be sleeping in the moving van.

443 Kragar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:20:57pm

re: #438 subsailor68

LOL! One of the best lines in the movie:

"Just ask it to call you Billie, you bitch!"

When he daydreamed about shooting her in the head and the whole party golf clapped.

"Nice shooting."

444 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:21:42pm

re: #442 Guanxi88

So, underwriters liked the letter. Now, two more hoops to jump through, and maybe, just maybe, we won't be sleeping in the moving van.

Good luck Guanxi. You should get through this just fine.

445 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:22:33pm

I'm going to be a grandfather...today
soon come
yikes!

446 SixDegrees  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:22:55pm

re: #441 Aceofwhat?

Which is no different than a trait that has been bred into a plant, rather than inserted...

Oh, I agree - I see no difference between genetic manipulation and plain old breeding, which is...genetic manipulation. But GM does broaden the range of what can be manipulated, such as pesticide resistance, and that comes with some additional risks and problems.

There are other avenues where genetics may play a better role.

447 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:22:58pm

re: #433 HoosierHoops

I'm in Heaven.. finally College Basketball Championships (oh the madness)
is here.. There were 2 OT games in the first 3 games today.. There were only 2 OT games last year during the Big Dance...

Later, Irish! Guess St. Patrick wasn't looking out for them-

448 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:23:29pm

re: #444 Dark_Falcon

Good luck Guanxi. You should get through this just fine.

Hey, I'm a guy, so I can roll with more or less anything that comes down the pike. My Bitter Half, though, is a nervous wreck.

Wants to know why I'm not more sympathetic to her stress-fests.

"Look, not only do I have to deal with this, that, and the other thing, keep my two gigs going, and all the rest of it, but I also gotta live with you. Have some pity and give me some quiet, whydoncha?"

449 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:23:35pm

re: #445 albusteve

I'm going to be a grandfather...today
soon come
yikes!

Congratulations. "The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they share a common enemy." --Mark Twain.

I'm happy for you. Seriously.

450 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:23:39pm

re: #442 Guanxi88

Glad they responded positively. Once they get docs out, you're cool.

451 HappyWarrior  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:23:49pm

Villanova almost lost to Robert Morris. I normally wouldn't care about Nova but Scottie Reynolds went to high school with me and put our high school on the map. Though normally I'd root for the upset and Morris is I believe in Pittsburgh and I like seeing Pittsburgh schools do well since my family/s from there originally and my grandfather and godmother were Pitt alums.

452 RogueOne  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:23:53pm

My guys are back so I can finally get out of here. Cya later folks.

453 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:24:01pm

re: #440 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I still say it would more be fun if the allowed obstacles and machinegun nests to be part of the game.

I think Vandy may lose it's game against Murray State with 6 minutes left...
They look exhausted and the legs must be burning with pain..
I like the speed of Murray State in transition..
I picked Vandy..Come on boys! Man up!

454 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:24:13pm

re: #445 albusteve

I'm going to be a grandfather...today
soon come
yikes!

The best days are the days that babies are born!

455 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:24:40pm

re: #435 oaktree

End of the work day for me folks. Headed here to meet a friend and have a beer (or two).

Stay scaly!

I've been there during a business trip!! Monks in Philly...the Brickstore in Atlanta...good Belgian beer joints are treasures. Enjoy-

456 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:24:58pm

re: #445 albusteve

I'm going to be a grandfather...today
soon come
yikes!

Tell your kid to cross her legs for three more days...then you'll have an Aries!

457 HappyWarrior  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:24:59pm

I still can't believe Mason lost in the CIT. I hadn't even heard of that before I found out we were in it. Keep an eye on Mason next year though. Their nucleus is young and they only have one graduating senior this year in Birdsong.

458 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:25:39pm

re: #445 albusteve

I'm going to be a grandfather...today
soon come
yikes!

Congratulations.

459 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:25:59pm

re: #449 darthstar

Congratulations. "The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they share a common enemy." --Mark Twain.

I'm happy for you. Seriously.

thanks...really, I need to catch a break and find some joy in my life

460 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:26:38pm

re: #458 LudwigVanQuixote

Congratulations.

thanks...I'm officially old now

461 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:27:23pm

re: #445 albusteve

Grampas are so important. I'm sure the little one will be your treasure.

462 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:28:19pm

New ad from Geico, Warren Buffet singing as Axl Rose.

The Lizard Ballad:

463 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:28:22pm

re: #457 HappyWarrior

I still can't believe Mason lost in the CIT. I hadn't even heard of that before I found out we were in it. Keep an eye on Mason next year though. Their nucleus is young and they only have one graduating senior this year in Birdsong.

George Mason was one of the greatest Cinderella stories of all time a few years ago..
Came out of nowhere

464 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:28:23pm

re: #461 BaseballMom57

Grampas are so important. I'm sure the little one will be your treasure.

Ain't that the truth. My folks raised me, my grandparents inspired me.

465 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:28:58pm

re: #420 LudwigVanQuixote

I never claimed I was an expert on such things. She asked me!

Yeah I realize that, but being an artist she automatically thinks you are an expert! It's just how girls think. Gonna go lay back down now. BBL

466 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:29:13pm

re: #446 SixDegrees

Oh, I agree - I see no difference between genetic manipulation and plain old breeding, which is...genetic manipulation. But GM does broaden the range of what can be manipulated, such as pesticide resistance, and that comes with some additional risks and problems.

There are other avenues where genetics may play a better role.

Fine points!

Focusing on the potential risk of the expected trait rather than the method by which the trait is developed would at least get us to a reasonable discussion on the topic. The cretins with the 'FRANKENFOODS' signs aren't helping...

467 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:29:14pm

re: #445 albusteve

I'm going to be a grandfather...today
soon come
yikes!

Congrats Grandpa! :)

468 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:29:49pm

re: #69 Walter L. Newton

I bet Liebermann wouldn't have any problem attending sessions on the Sabbath?

That came up when he was running for Veep. He stated that in the event of an important vote he would stay nearby and walk over.

Most Christians do not observe the technicalities of Shabbat, though.

469 HappyWarrior  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:30:08pm

re: #463 HoosierHoops

George Mason was one of the greatest Cinderella stories of all time a few years ago..
Came out of nowhere


Yep and I've met and interviewed Coach L before. Real nice guy too. They made the final four before I transferred in here but my roommate was a freshman when it happened. Said it was a crazy time to be here. I bet.

470 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:30:22pm

My pear tree's buds are getting bigger and bigger. I can even see a bit of the blooms that are about to erupt.

471 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:31:05pm

thanks to all...
I've already laid claim to the rascal...he's named after me...dig that

472 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:31:39pm

re: #460 albusteve

thanks...I'm officially old now

I discovered that I was officially old in the physics dept.

I was talking with a friend in his office when the summer girls physics program went giggling by. It's a program to get more young women interested in science and is aimed at high school girls. It's a great program.

I looked at my friend and said.

"That's it, I am officially old."

He asked why?

I said, "I can remember a time when I would see a bunch of teenaged girls dressed in so little and be quite happy about it."

Now the first thoughts that went through my mind were:

Didn't you just learn to walk? Does your mother know you dress like that?

473 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:31:47pm

re: #471 albusteve

YAY! Even better!

474 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:32:09pm

re: #460 albusteve

thanks...I'm officially old now

/and sent in your ways ;)

Congratulations

475 Jadespring  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:32:15pm

I'm so happy I could cry.

I got the an portable internet turbo stick today in the mail. Been stuck with dial up here for two years.

Had a bit of problem installing it but got the glitches worked out and connected to the net.

No more freaking Dial-up. This network is so fast. Pages load in a split second. A photo that took me ten minutes to download before took 6 seconds.

Woo!

476 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:32:16pm

re: #463 HoosierHoops

George Mason was one of the greatest Cinderella stories of all time a few years ago..
Came out of nowhere

the Lobos have the Montana Griz tonight...who the hell are those guys?

477 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:32:31pm

re: #471 albusteve

thanks to all...
I've already laid claim to the rascal...he's named after me...dig that

That's a high honor. We named our son for my father in law and my grandfather.

478 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:33:10pm

re: #474 brookly red

/and sent in your ways ;)

Congratulations

I used to be more flexible, before I realized I don't know much

479 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:33:37pm

re: #471 albusteve

thanks to all...
I've already laid claim to the rascal...he's named after me...dig that

They named their baby Albusteve?
*wink*
/congratulations

480 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:33:53pm

re: #475 Jadespring

I'm so happy I could cry.

I got the an portable internet turbo stick today in the mail. Been stuck with dial up here for two years.

Had a bit of problem installing it but got the glitches worked out and connected to the net.

No more freaking Dial-up. This network is so fast. Pages load in a split second. A photo that took me ten minutes to download before took 6 seconds.

Woo!

did you have to promise the other half that you'd resist online gaming, though?!?

481 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:34:12pm

re: #472 LudwigVanQuixote

Those are my first thoughts for other reasons - I'm raising two young men, and their eyeballs are assaulted with those tantalizing images on a daily basis!

482 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:34:27pm

re: #100 mj

AP decides Israel's capital is Tel Aviv:

Clinton calls Israel rift a challenge

MOSCOW – U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has described a rift with Israel over a Jerusalem construction project as a challenge, avoiding criticism of Tel Aviv...

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

Haven't they always done that?

483 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:34:43pm

re: #478 albusteve

Congrats...

484 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:35:34pm

re: #479 HoosierHoops

They named their baby Albusteve?
*wink*
/congratulations

what about if it's Albustevea ?

485 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:35:56pm

re: #475 Jadespring

I'm so happy I could cry.

I got the an portable internet turbo stick today in the mail. Been stuck with dial up here for two years.

Had a bit of problem installing it but got the glitches worked out and connected to the net.

No more freaking Dial-up. This network is so fast. Pages load in a split second. A photo that took me ten minutes to download before took 6 seconds.

Woo!

You're going to miss this sound:

I actually set that as the ringtone on my mobile phone for a while. It was a real head-turner.

486 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:36:06pm

re: #459 albusteve

Congratulations, babies bring much joy. You can look for family members in their faces.

487 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:37:58pm

re: #481 BaseballMom57

Those are my first thoughts for other reasons - I'm raising two young men, and their eyeballs are assaulted with those tantalizing images on a daily basis!

To be completely fair and honest, if you dealing with teen aged boys, nothing and I do mean nothing is going to stop them from thinking about such things. Young women could wear burkas, and it would not make a difference to teen aged boys.

My respectful advice is to teach them about responsibility and cause and effect. The biggest deterrent to just playing around is the thought of the consequences of an unwanted pregnancy.

488 HappyWarrior  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:38:03pm

I was named after both grandfathers myself. Thinking about doing the same if I ever marry and have a son. I've never met anyone with my middle name, Howard both as a first or middle name. Guess that makes sense. It's an old school name. I do like the practice of naming people after relatives all said. I like traditional names though.

489 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:38:13pm

re: #486 prairiefire

Congratulations, babies bring much joy. You can look for family members in their faces.

#2 daughter has my grandmother's face, my great grandmother's nose. #1 daughter has my forehead; #1 son has my grandfather's eyes and mouth.

490 Jadespring  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:38:33pm

re: #485 darthstar

You're going to miss this sound:

[Video]I actually set that as the ringtone on my mobile phone for a while. It was a real head-turner.

LOL. The cool thing is that now I can actually download that MP3 to hear what you're talking about!

491 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:39:06pm

re: #155 cliffster

They don't have leprosy though. That's an old wives tale.

Kinky Friedman has been heard to hope that there is an alternative universe somewhere where big, intelligent armadillos scoop out humans' innards and dry them for novelty baskets.

492 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:39:12pm

re: #414 freetoken

Didn't have any memories of him until I saw the notice:

Fess Parker Obituary.

Looks like he had quite a successful life when he retired from show business after the "Davy Crockett" craze.

493 Jadespring  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:39:48pm

re: #480 Aceofwhat?

did you have to promise the other half that you'd resist online gaming, though?!?

LOL. He just said, okay dear I know its fast but please keep your downloads in check cause we don't want to go over the limit.

494 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:39:51pm

re: #489 Guanxi88

#2 daughter has my grandmother's face, my great grandmother's nose. #1 daughter has my forehead; #1 son has my grandfather's eyes and mouth.

Kids sound like they're still missing a few parts.
/

495 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:40:12pm

re: #468 SanFranciscoZionist

That came up when he was running for Veep. He stated that in the event of an important vote he would stay nearby and walk over.

Most Christians do not observe the technicalities of Shabbat, though.

He has done that for many important Senate votes.

496 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:40:21pm

re: #165 Guanxi88

Lord help you if your motorcycle hits a 'dillo. It's curtains.

Doesn't do the armadillo a whole hell of a lot of good either.

497 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:40:33pm

re: #491 SanFranciscoZionist

Kinky Friedman has been heard to hope that there is an alternative universe somewhere where big, intelligent armadillos scoop out humans' innards and dry them for novelty baskets.

Ha! I sent an armadillo from a taxidermist here to a business colleague in China. What he wanted with it, I have no idea, but it made his day when it arrived. Talk about a nightmare, though, customs was ALL OVER than package from the word go.

498 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:41:19pm

re: #494 darthstar

Kids sound like they're still missing a few parts.
/

Well, the Wife's family has made their own contributions, but I'm terrible with names. They all look about the same, to me.

499 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:42:59pm

re: #487 LudwigVanQuixote

Oh, I completely agree, and I am doing my very best. I'd just like to slap the parents of these young women silly - they are demeaning their daughters by allowing them to dress as they do... we'd best not get me started on that rant!

500 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:43:37pm

re: #498 Guanxi88

Well, the Wife's family has made their own contributions, but I'm terrible with names. They all look about the same, to me.

could be awkward if she has sisters, no?

501 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:44:06pm

re: #499 BaseballMom57

Oh, I completely agree, and I am doing my very best. I'd just like to slap the parents of these young women silly - they are demeaning their daughters by allowing them to dress as they do... we'd best not get me started on that rant!

Feel free to rant a little. It's an open thread.

502 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:44:09pm

On the naming of the son, we had to compromise. "Shlomo" she told me, was right out, even as a middle name....

(I almost got her to name him James Tiberias, but couldn't keep a straight face long enough to be able to pull it off.)

503 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:44:14pm

murray state! one point lead, two seconds left! L8tr Vandy!

504 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:44:38pm

OMG Murray State beat Vandy with a last second shot!
I need a beer...what a game!

505 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:44:59pm

re: #500 brookly red

could be awkward if she has sisters, no?

I go by height, and, so far as I can tell, she's only got a brother. Still, they're an oddly homogeneous lookin' bunch.

506 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:45:18pm

As expected, the atavists are widening their attack on science:

Questions Swirl Around U.N.'s Climate Auditors

A little-known group called the InterAcademy Council has been made the voice of authority on the credibility of climate change, leaving critics scratching their heads -- and some key questions unanswered.

[...]

The IAC was founded in 2000 as an advisory body for the U.N. and the World Bank. Hosted by the Royal Netherlands Academy of Arts and Sciences in the Netherlands, the organization's Web site indicates that it focuses on a range of issues, from examining "climate change and genetically modified organisms to the crucial challenge of achieving sustainability."

But in the decade it has existed, the IAC has accomplished little relevant to climate change -- the four major reports it has produced have focused on topics ranging from African agriculture to the role of women in science -- leading some experts to voice concerns that its review ultimately will be a whitewash, designed to silence them and provide cover for politicians.

"I've never heard of the group," Howard Hayden, editor and publisher of the Energy Advocate newsletter, told FoxNews.com.

The Energy Advocate Newsletter? It's a site that promotes books such as "Questioning Einstein: Is Relativity Necessary?" (which is a book that attacks the physics of special and general relativity.)

Fox "News" has wandered straight into Art Bell's Dreamland.

Let's continue with the Fox article:

He [Hayden] cited the first sentence from the IAC's 2007 report, "Toward a Sustainable Energy Future," which states that "achieving a sustainable energy future presents an urgent challenge for the 21st century. Current patterns of energy resources and energy usage are proving detrimental to the long-term welfare of humanity."

"From that much, I doubt we can expect objectivity," Hayden said.

Objectivity? A complaint from an author, Hayden, who promotes his own book on CO2 and climate change that promotes psuedoscience? Did "Fair and balanced" Fox tell you that?

Let's continue on:

"Like so many things, the devil is in the details," said Dr. Don J. Easterbrook, a professor of geology at Western Washington University and a noted commentator on global warming. "The only way to evaluate whether or not this is just another whitewashing job or a real bona fide review will be a look at the final makeup of the evaluating panel."

If the IAC's panel of scientists is composed of people who already believe that global warming is manmade, "then the review is a foregone conclusion and worthless," Easterbrook said.

Easterbrook says this because he is on the Heartland Institute's gravy-train of AGW-science-denialism conferences. Did Faux bother to tell its readers of Easterbrooks own well known biases?

More from the Faux article:

Leading European scientist and former Harvard University physicist Lubos Motl sees the IAC as something of an "umbrella group" for various national academies of science across the globe.

Motl has authored a paper on string theory with one of the leaders of the IAC, and believes that he is "personally independent" of the U.N.'s control. But he too worries that other group members chosen for the panel may not be so independent.

Does Faux tell you that Motl is a notorious AGW denier, or that his own history in Physics is riddled with controversial statements?

BTW, the Interacademy Council is not the secret or notorious organization Faux presents - their website is easily found.

507 filetandrelease  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:46:11pm
Hundreds of powerful US “bunker-buster” bombs are being shipped from California to the British island of Diego Garcia in the Indian Ocean in preparation for a possible attack on Iran.

snip

The brouhaha between Washington and Israel felt to me like a staged event. I thought maybe Washington was looking for an excuse to badger Israel.

But maybe Washington is pandering to the Arab world for a completely different reason.

508 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:49:25pm

re: #507 filetandrelease

snip

The brouhaha between Washington and Israel felt to me like a staged event. I thought maybe Washington was looking for an excuse to badger Israel.

But maybe Washington is pandering to the Arab world for a completely different reason.

I've been wondering the same thing.

509 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:51:18pm

re: #507 filetandrelease

snip

The brouhaha between Washington and Israel felt to me like a staged event. I thought maybe Washington was looking for an excuse to badger Israel.

But maybe Washington is pandering to the Arab world for a completely different reason.


one never knows...

510 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:51:28pm

re: #507 filetandrelease

[Link: www.heraldscotland.com...]

511 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:54:25pm

re: #510 MandyManners

[Link: www.heraldscotland.com...]

/Gee, maybe some congress person said they would vote for the HCR bill if he took out Iran?

512 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:55:46pm

re: #411 prairiefire

Those flying tanks make my kids scream.

Gywneth Paltrow. If you click through, under "Make", there is a letter from Sir Paul about "Meatless Mondays", and some recipes.

Monday is Ground Beef Night.

513 filetandrelease  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:56:11pm

Almost 200 2000lb bunker busters already unloaded. The mullahs are putting there great country and people in a dangerous situation.

514 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:56:22pm

re: #445 albusteve

I'm going to be a grandfather...today
soon come
yikes!

Congratulations!! Grandchildren are the big pay-off. It's fascinating to engage in the time-honored grandparent practice of looking for earlier generations in their faces or traits.
My granddaughter, now 4 years old, is like a little clone of her mom. My 9 year old grandson is more like his father but he has exactly the same rather unusual dark shade of red-brown hair that I have (albeit sparsely these days). He is the only other person I have ever seen who had that hair color.

515 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:57:01pm

re: #492 Alouette

Looks like he had quite a successful life when he retired from show business after the "Davy Crockett" craze.

I got into the very backend of the D Crockett gig....I actually had a coonskin cap...and it led to a lifelong interest in his life and the other frontiersmen...still have it, and a towering admiration for that man

516 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:58:26pm

re: #513 filetandrelease

Almost 200 2000lb bunker busters already unloaded. The mullahs are putting there great country and people in a dangerous situation.

/might just change the meaning of March Maddness forever...

517 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:59:19pm

re: #515 albusteve

I got into the very backend of the D Crockett gig...I actually had a coonskin cap...and it led to a lifelong interest in his life and the other frontiersmen...still have it, and a towering admiration for that man

They don't make 'em like that any more.

518 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 1:59:59pm

re: #502 Guanxi88

On the naming of the son, we had to compromise. "Shlomo" she told me, was right out, even as a middle name...

(I almost got her to name him James Tiberias, but couldn't keep a straight face long enough to be able to pull it off.)

Yeah, my husband has ruled out 'Shlomo'. Also names with chets in them, since he can't pronounce them.

519 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:00:44pm

re: #513 filetandrelease

Almost 200 2000lb bunker busters already unloaded. The mullahs are putting there great country and people in a dangerous situation.

They won't back off. We'd actually have to kill some top mullahs before they'd pay attention. Otherwise they'll go on thinking we're going to do nothing.

520 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:01:21pm

re: #517 cliffster

They don't make 'em like that any more.

Johnny Appleseed, of all people. Big local frontier hero, and for the industrial age, John Henry (to whose statue we schoolkids made a pilgrimage one year)

521 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:01:39pm

oh, congratulations a-steve. Grandkids are the awesome.

522 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:02:13pm

re: #518 SanFranciscoZionist

Yeah, my husband has ruled out 'Shlomo'. Also names with chets in them, since he can't pronounce them.

I told her that if Yiddish was out, by jove, Cajun names were out, too. We reached an uneasy truce on the matter.

523 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:02:56pm

re: #514 Shiplord Kirel

Congratulations!! Grandchildren are the big pay-off. It's fascinating to engage in the time-honored grandparent practice of looking for earlier generations in their faces or traits.
My granddaughter, now 4 years old, is like a little clone of her mom. My 9 year old grandson is more like his father but he has exactly the same rather unusual dark shade of red-brown hair that I have (albeit sparsely these days). He is the only other person I have ever seen who had that hair color.

thanks Ship...I'm lookin to do regularly scheduled trips north to keep track of that stuff...I'll bet he looks like me

524 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:03:02pm

re: #519 Dark_Falcon

They won't back off. We'd actually have to kill some top mullahs before they'd pay attention. Otherwise they'll go on thinking we're going to do nothing.

others have made that mistake before...

525 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:03:59pm

re: #520 Guanxi88

Johnny appleseed was a damn prog!

Also, he thought he was gonna marry to angels when he got to heaven, so he had to be chaste in this world.

~~~

Really cool, interesting guy. He did amazing good (except for the ragweed). Also interestingly crazy :D

526 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:04:05pm

re: #522 Guanxi88

I told her that if Yiddish was out, by jove, Cajun names were out, too. We reached an uneasy truce on the matter.

How about combo names? "Blansh" was popular in the Ashkenazi world, as was 'Dolce'.

Or you call her Aidel, and she calls her Adele...

527 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:04:07pm

re: #516 brookly red

/might just change the meaning of March Maddness forever...

I wish this stuff was not public knowledge tho....a sucker punch is always the best way

528 Daniel Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:04:13pm

re: #519 Dark_Falcon
re: #513 filetandrelease
re: #510 MandyManners

I just do not understand how the Norks can build and test nuclear weapons twice and not get hit. But Iran may get hit before they even build one? I think we are all missing some big piece of the puzzle. In fact I call bullshit on this one. Otherwise there would be a bunch of these same weapons sent to Guam.

529 filetandrelease  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:04:14pm

re: #519 Dark_Falcon

They won't back off. We'd actually have to kill some top mullahs before they'd pay attention. Otherwise they'll go on thinking we're going to do nothing.

Sometimes I wish Ford hadn't signed that silly "no assassination" order.

530 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:04:15pm

re: #522 Guanxi88

I told her that if Yiddish was out, by jove, Cajun names were out, too. We reached an uneasy truce on the matter.

What about Thibodyahu?

531 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:05:40pm

re: #526 SanFranciscoZionist

How about combo names? "Blansh" was popular in the Ashkenazi world, as was 'Dolce'.

Or you call her Aidel, and she calls her Adele...

re: #530 Walter L. Newton

What about Thibodyahu?

WE did one better - all (except for #1 daughter, who carries an odd name from Wife's family) have got WASPY names. Ha! Ha! They'll slip right in; no one will ever know who the REALLY ARE!

532 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:05:58pm

re: #528 Rightwingconspirator

Its relatively safe to hit Iran, and anybody who attacks them gets a huge amount of free popularity.

Mess with North Korea, and you have to worry about a) china getting pisst, b) them deciding 'ok lets invade the south'.

533 filetandrelease  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:07:08pm

re: #528 Rightwingconspirator
I think the Norks saving grace is that they aren't actively exporting terror and aggression.

534 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:07:41pm

re: #528 Rightwingconspirator

There is quite a bit of controversy over the supposed NK nuke tests. Some people claim evidence points to the explosions being faked. In other words, simple (but very large) chemical explosions laced with radioactive material.

535 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:07:54pm

re: #517 cliffster

They don't make 'em like that any more.

no they don't...I always get the chills thinking about the circumstances at the Alamo, and the fact he and the rest knew they were done in...and he just did it without being asked or for any reason other than the principle of the thing...he and those guys embody the American spirit

536 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:07:56pm

re: #533 filetandrelease

I think the Norks saving grace is that they aren't actively exporting terror and aggression.

Aren't they arming Hamas/Hizb'allah?

537 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:08:15pm

re: #531 Guanxi88

WE did one better - all (except for #1 daughter, who carries an odd name from Wife's family) have got WASPY names. Ha! Ha! They'll slip right in; no one will ever know who the REALLY ARE!

(course, this is Texas; you've got guys with Bohemian and Irish names who speak Spanish as a first language, so names, as I've learned, are nothing to go by.)

538 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:08:35pm

re: #527 albusteve

I wish this stuff was not public knowledge tho...a sucker punch is always the best way

could be a diversion... or just head games... could be anything.

539 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:09:05pm

re: #528 Rightwingconspirator

re: #513 filetandrelease
re: #510 MandyManners

I just do not understand how the Norks can build and test nuclear weapons twice and not get hit. But Iran may get hit before they even build one? I think we are all missing some big piece of the puzzle. In fact I call bullshit on this one. Otherwise there would be a bunch of these same weapons sent to Guam.

We put up defensive missiles in four nations within the last two or so months.

540 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:10:12pm

re: #521 cliffster

oh, congratulations a-steve. Grandkids are the awesome.

that's what I'm thinkin...in a few short years he'll be spending time with me in the NM outback

541 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:10:13pm

re: #533 filetandrelease

I think the Norks saving grace is that they aren't actively exporting terror and aggression.


true, theye do like to keep it in the family...

542 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:10:19pm

re: #528 Rightwingconspirator

re: #513 filetandrelease
re: #510 MandyManners

I just do not understand how the Norks can build and test nuclear weapons twice and not get hit. But Iran may get hit before they even build one? I think we are all missing some big piece of the puzzle. In fact I call bullshit on this one. Otherwise there would be a bunch of these same weapons sent to Guam.

it may be BS, but have the Norks stated a goal to wipe other countries off the map?

543 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:10:27pm

re: #539 MandyManners

~Which is still substantially more mild than ANY of our responses to Iran.

Plus we're putting up missile shields around Iran too, and threatening to do this, and this is well before any tests were done.

544 filetandrelease  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:10:36pm

re: #536 MandyManners

Aren't they arming Hamas/Hizb'allah?


They do export weapons and may be, but Hamas/Hizb'allah aren't their proxy armies. (i don't mean to be obvious)

IMO, Iran posses a much greater threat.

545 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:11:13pm

Mad mad world update:
Retired general links gays in army to genocide

A retired U.S. general says Dutch troops failed to defend against the 1995 genocide in the Bosnian war because the army was weakened, partly because it included openly gay soldiers.

The comment by John Sheehan, a former NATO commander who retired from the military 1997, shocked some at a Senate Armed Services Committee, where Sheehan spoke in opposition to a proposal to allow gays to serve openly in the U.S. military. Committee Chairman Sen. Carl Levin told Sheehan he was "totally off-target."

Sheehan failed to make any logical connection between gay soldiers and the Srebrenica massacre. He considers acceptance of homosexuals as part of a pattern of weakening in the European armed forces that he in turn blames for the massacre, but even that dubious proposition is not a statement of cause and effect.

546 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:11:47pm

re: #543 windsagio

~Which is still substantially more mild than ANY of our responses to Iran.

Plus we're putting up missile shields around Iran too, and threatening to do this, and this is well before any tests were done.

That's the area I was talking about. We're defending four Arab nations.

Fine with me. Fucking bastards shouldn't get a chance to test one.

547 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:11:48pm

re: #545 Shiplord Kirel

sheesh

548 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:12:23pm

re: #544 filetandrelease

They do export weapons and may be, but Hamas/Hizb'allah aren't their proxy armies. (i don't mean to be obvious)

IMO, Iran posses a much greater threat.

North Korea can barely feed it's people.

549 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:12:44pm

re: #546 MandyManners

OH!

I was wondering about that heh.

I didn't htink we'd surrounded N. Korea with antimissile systems, but I didn't wanna accuse you of being wrong >>

550 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:13:20pm

re: #518 SanFranciscoZionist

Yeah, my husband has ruled out 'Shlomo'. Also names with chets in them, since he can't pronounce them.

The most popular names amongst Alouette's grandchildren:

Sarah (5)
Moussia (4)
Menachem Mendel (3)
Schneur Zalman (2)
David (2)
Sholom (2)

551 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:13:25pm

re: #528 Rightwingconspirator

re: #513 filetandrelease
re: #510 MandyManners

I just do not understand how the Norks can build and test nuclear weapons twice and not get hit. But Iran may get hit before they even build one? I think we are all missing some big piece of the puzzle. In fact I call bullshit on this one. Otherwise there would be a bunch of these same weapons sent to Guam.

It's simple. The Norks have a lot of Artillery that can range on Seoul. If we hit them, they might fire those guns. We'd beat them, but the civilian casualties would be in the tens of thousands at least.

552 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:13:31pm

re: #520 Guanxi88

I am two generations from proving we are related to Johnny Appleseed, Chapman. An early American eccentric liberal, devotee of Swedenborgian religious beliefs.[Link: www.swedenborg.org...]

553 HappyWarrior  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:13:55pm

re: #545 Shiplord Kirel

Mad mad world update:
Retired general links gays in army to genocide

Sheehan failed to make any logical connection between gay soldiers and the Srebrenica massacre. He considers acceptance of homosexuals as part of a pattern of weakening in the European armed forces that he in turn blames for the massacre, but even that dubious proposition is not a statement of cause and effect.

Jeez, that's a ridiculous conclusion.

554 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:14:02pm

re: #539 MandyManners

We put up defensive missiles in four nations within the last two or so months.

I hope we are charging for that...

555 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:14:11pm

re: #549 windsagio

OH!

I was wondering about that heh.

I didn't htink we'd surrounded N. Korea with antimissile systems, but I didn't wanna accuse you of being wrong >>

I've been wrong before. I probably will be again.

556 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:14:48pm

re: #548 MandyManners

And has a huge army that could destroy its neighbor, really any time it gets desperate enough.

Iran is teetering on the edge of revolution. I suppose that argument goes both ways (the 'guy with nothing to lose and his finger on the button' issue), but still. Neither nation, as it is, is a serious threat to the world. They're just awful to their own people, and have a few interesting meta-threats to some of the surrounding areas.

557 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:14:51pm

re: #548 MandyManners

North Korea can barely feed it's people.

Yes, but North Korea doesn't care much.

558 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:15:14pm

re: #554 brookly red

I hope we are charging for that...

It'd be nice if they threw a few million barrels of oil our way.

559 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:16:01pm

re: #556 windsagio

I'll not argue this with you. I'm behind doing whatever we need to do to help defend Israel. End of discussion.

560 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:16:18pm

re: #554 brookly red

I hope we are charging for that...

lease with an option to buy?

561 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:16:23pm

bbl

562 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:16:48pm

re: #550 Alouette

The most popular names amongst Alouette's grandchildren:

Sarah (5)
Moussia (4)
Menachem Mendel (3)
Schneur Zalman (2)
David (2)
Sholom (2)

I'm going to take a wild guess here--there's some Lubavitch influence in the family?

/

563 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:16:59pm

Science-journalism FAIL:

DINOSAURS DID NOT GRADUALLY DIE OUT

Non-avian dinosaurs became extinct 65 million years ago, and now researchers have proven that this die-off didn't happen over a long period of time.

A detailed look at dinosaur bones, tracks and eggs located at 29 archaeological sites located in the Catalan Pyrenees reveals that there was a large diversity of dinosaur species living there just before the fatal K-T extinction event, which many scientists believe was caused by several large meteors hitting Earth.

Unless, gulp, Texastan's McLeroy is correct....

564 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:17:05pm

re: #552 prairiefire

I am two generations from proving we are related to Johnny Appleseed, Chapman. An early American eccentric liberal, devotee of Swedenborgian religious beliefs.[Link: www.swedenborg.org...]

Holy cows! That's the guy who made sure settlers could get their applejack palsy wherever they moved. A good and interesting American. Today, he'd be medicated, which shows how poorly-run we are these days.

Guy was a business genius.

565 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:17:06pm

re: #551 Dark_Falcon

That's interesting... it was my understanding that N. Korea would certainly take Seoul with its ground forces, and chase us a fair ways down the penninsula before we could stop them. I mean we'd likely win in the longterm (depending on China of course), but in the short-term it would be a massacre.

566 Stuart Leviton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:17:11pm

re: #515 albusteve
Mazel Tov on becoming a grand daddy.

567 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:17:11pm

re: #558 MandyManners

It'd be nice if they threw a few million barrels of oil our way.

how ironic, war protection for oil...

568 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:18:00pm

re: #562 SanFranciscoZionist

I'm going to take a wild guess here--there's some Lubavitch influence in the family?

/

*ding* *ding* *ding*

Captain Obvious!

569 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:18:37pm

re: #553 HappyWarrior

Jeez, that's a ridiculous conclusion.

Andrea Dworkin blamed the rapes in Bosnia on pornography, so hell, why shouldn't this guy come with his pet theory?

/Morons

570 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:19:47pm

re: #553 HappyWarrior

Jeez, that's a ridiculous conclusion.

Man. Gay Dutch guys are bad news.

///

571 HappyWarrior  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:19:56pm

re: #569 SanFranciscoZionist

Andrea Dworkin blamed the rapes in Bosnia on pornography, so hell, why shouldn't this guy come with his pet theory?

/Morons

Didn't know that but sheesh it just amazes me that people could be this ignorant.

572 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:20:43pm

re: #571 HappyWarrior

Didn't know that but sheesh it just amazes me that people could be this ignorant.

read as "This insane". Both the general and Dworkin are all about letting your own hangups and mental issues rule your worldview.

573 SixDegrees  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:21:37pm

re: #528 Rightwingconspirator

re: #513 filetandrelease
re: #510 MandyManners

I just do not understand how the Norks can build and test nuclear weapons twice and not get hit. But Iran may get hit before they even build one? I think we are all missing some big piece of the puzzle. In fact I call bullshit on this one. Otherwise there would be a bunch of these same weapons sent to Guam.

A couple problems with NK: first, their relationship with China means that any strike against NK would almost certainly drag China into a very unpleasant confrontation. Second, NK is all about bluster and threats made in hopes of shaking down it's neighbors and the West for dough, a game it's played for decades now and which it will certainly continue as long as the rewards merit; NK's nukes don't present the regional threat that Iran's do. The best approach to take with NK is 1) stop playing the game they like to play, giving them aid in exchange for empty promises, and 2) engage with China and encourage China to solve the NK problem, which it can do in a matter of days if it chooses simply by opening their border and draining the country of manpower in desperate search of food.

Iran, in contrast, would certainly use it's nukes to destabilize the region, posing an existential threat to Israel and even countries as remote as Europe with only slight improvements to existing missile technology, motivated both by radical Islam and an interest in a resurgent Persian Empire. And a military engagement with Iran, although certainly not a pleasant prospect, would likely be regionally moderated by Arab states who fear Persian expansionism more than Western aggression, at least in the short run.

574 simoom  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:21:41pm

re: #28 iceweasel

Heh, I briefly turned him on while exercising and he had drawn some sort of evil, nightmare Tree of Liberty. The apples were labeled things Lies, Ego, Arrogance and the roots were being corrupted by Progressivism :P Then inside a chalk drawing of half an apple, the critical seeds were missing: Hope, Faith & Charity?

He also seemed to be predicting our country would collapse like the USSR, and that's why healthcare was being passed, to enslave everyone in a cage or something after the fall :o.

His audience was hanging on his every word :P.

575 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:21:50pm

re: #563 freetoken

It was dino-rapture.

576 filetandrelease  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:22:06pm

re: #548 MandyManners

North Korea can barely feed it's people.

Fastest animal in the world? A N Korean chicken.

577 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:22:16pm

Sushi connoisseurs win, the tuna lose:

Export ban on Atlantic bluefin tuna rejected

Fishing nations won a victory over environmentalists Thursday when a U.S.-backed proposal to ban export of the Atlantic bluefin tuna was overwhelmingly rejected at a U.N. wildlife meeting.

Japan won over scores of poorer nations with a campaign that played on fears that a ban would devastate their economies. Tokyo also raised doubts that such a radical move was scientifically sound.

Money can buy you friends.

578 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:22:17pm

re: #564 Guanxi88

Whenever Disney showed the cartoon about him on a Sunday night, my grandma would say, "now see, you should be proud of him!"
I need to get the info out of Indiana after the turn of the century to prove it. We would be descended from his dad, Nathaniel Chapman's 2nd wife, Lucy Cooley, and he would be a half uncle. Is that what is meant by "half removed"? Anyone?

579 HappyWarrior  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:22:44pm

re: #572 windsagio

read as "This insane". Both the general and Dworkin are all about letting your own hangups and mental issues rule your worldview.

True, true. Dworkin and her anti pornography attitude reminds me of reading about James Dobson using what Ted Bundy said about pornography making him violent and a serial killer as gospel even though Bundy was a psychopath and thus a master manipulator.

580 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:24:13pm

re: #573 SixDegrees

Your first part is great, but I still think that you guys are vastly overrepresenting Iran's likelihood to actually use nuclear weapons if/when they get them. I still think they want them a) for general international prestige, and b) to protect themselves through MAD from Israeli nukes.

581 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:24:19pm

re: #522 Guanxi88

I told her that if Yiddish was out, by jove, Cajun names were out, too. We reached an uneasy truce on the matter.

During the adoption process before we had our placement, I tried to convince my wife that, if we got a girl, we should name her for our respective maternal Grandmothers - Vivalore Balbina. She didn't seem to think that was a good idea ...

It became moot when John came along :)

William

582 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:24:21pm

Money can buy you friends.

no Elliot you only rent em...

583 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:24:31pm

More from that AP wire story:

Japan, which imports 80 percent of the tuna, had lobbied delegates hard to kill the proposal. They even held a reception Wednesday night for uncertain delegates that included plenty of bluefin sushi.

What do you do when you need to make friends?

Throw a party!

584 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:24:34pm

re: #471 albusteve

thanks to all...
I've already laid claim to the rascal...he's named after me...dig that

Hi Steve, just had to drop in to say congratulations. Being a grandpa is the best. My little girl who just turned 5 is coming from Colorado for a visit next week. I am pumped. Her mother will not want her back after Gramma and Grandpa Baldy (that would be me) have utterly spoiled her. No candy, cake or sweets allowed? Heh, watch me..

585 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:24:46pm

re: #563 freetoken

Science-journalism FAIL:

DINOSAURS DID NOT GRADUALLY DIE OUT

Unless, gulp, Texastan's McLeroy is correct...

Who committed dinocide?

586 simoom  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:25:11pm

re: #574 simoom

Just to be clear, this was Beck, not Colbert :P.

587 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:25:17pm

re: #583 freetoken

And give them Mercury poisoning!

588 reine.de.tout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:26:27pm

re: #584 The Shadow Do

Hi Steve, just had to drop in to say congratulations. Being a grandpa is the best. My little girl who just turned 5 is coming from Colorado for a visit next week. I am pumped. Her mother will not want her back after Gramma and Grandpa Baldy (that would be me) have utterly spoiled her. No candy, cake or sweets allowed? Heh, watch me..

Grandparents have a God-given right (and responsibility!) to spoil the grandkids.

589 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:27:20pm

re: #578 prairiefire

Whenever Disney showed the cartoon about him on a Sunday night, my grandma would say, "now see, you should be proud of him!"
I need to get the info out of Indiana after the turn of the century to prove it. We would be descended from his dad, Nathaniel Chapman's 2nd wife, Lucy Cooley, and he would be a half uncle. Is that what is meant by "half removed"? Anyone?

I didn't know there was such thing as a half removed.

"Removed" means "generations away." My father's first cousin is actually my first cousin "once removed." That man's children are my second cousins, no removed.

The way you figure it, you count back generations to the common link, then subtract one to find what cousins you are. So, your first cousins and you are two generations back (to grandma and grandpa). Removed means that you and the other person don't have the same number of generations to the common ancestor. So, if you met someone who had a common ancestor with you, and it was three generations back for them, and four for you, that person is your second cousin, once removed.

Clear as mud? I'm sure you were just dying to know this.

Congratulations, though, on being related to a cool person.

590 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:27:27pm

re: #577 freetoken

Sushi connoisseurs win, the tuna lose:

Export ban on Atlantic bluefin tuna rejected

Money can buy you friends.

I'm conflicted. Because toro is sooo good...

591 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:27:34pm

re: #518 SanFranciscoZionist

Yeah, my husband has ruled out 'Shlomo'. Also names with chets in them, since he can't pronounce them.

Heh. My grandson is Sholom Yechezkel. They call him "Chezky"

592 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:27:49pm

re: #588 reine.de.tout

Grandparents have a God-given right (and responsibility!) to spoil the grandkids.

Indeed they do, and I take this obligation very seriously!

593 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:28:16pm

Time for me to get the Kitties med's and go to the store now that my nap's over. I pop back in later. Keep Laughing Lizards!

594 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:28:21pm

re: #583 freetoken

More from that AP wire story:

What do you do when you need to make friends?

Throw a party!

I like you so no snark bomb...

595 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:29:08pm

Schumer / Graham on Immigration
[Link: www.washingtonpost.com...]

596 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:29:16pm

re: #566 Stuart Leviton

Mazel Tov on becoming a grand daddy.

thank you bro

597 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:29:30pm

re: #588 reine.de.tout

Grandparents have a God-given right (and responsibility!) to spoil the grandkids.

My granddaughters are coming for the holidays and I bought a 42" HDTV just so they can watch the new Disney movie and all their favorites!

Hmm, should I get a Blue-ray player?

598 Daniel Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:29:36pm

re: #551 Dark_Falcon

But Iran has conventional ballistic missiles. And the terror armies. I'm just not seeing it.

599 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:29:59pm

re: #590 Aceofwhat?

I'm conflicted. Because toro is sooo good...

had negitoro & negi hama for lunch...

600 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:30:26pm

re: #599 brookly red

had negitoro & negi hama for lunch...

you're doing it right...

601 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:30:40pm

re: #589 EmmmieG

Sorry, I meant "once removed."

Thanks, it is cool. I have to prove it though, because my kids say the kids at school don't believe them.

602 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:30:46pm

re: #585 Alouette

Who committed dinocide?

/had to be Bush...

603 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:31:12pm

re: #584 The Shadow Do

Hi Steve, just had to drop in to say congratulations. Being a grandpa is the best. My little girl who just turned 5 is coming from Colorado for a visit next week. I am pumped. Her mother will not want her back after Gramma and Grandpa Baldy (that would be me) have utterly spoiled her. No candy, cake or sweets allowed? Heh, watch me..

what?...there was non of that!
(ninja grandpa)

604 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:31:31pm

Tea party crowd going to go rabid over this:

Our plan has four pillars: requiring biometric Social Security cards to ensure that illegal workers cannot get jobs; fulfilling and strengthening our commitments on border security and interior enforcement; creating a process for admitting temporary workers; and implementing a tough but fair path to legalization for those already here.

Obama is going to put the mark of the debbil on all our SSN cards!

//

605 reine.de.tout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:31:31pm

re: #597 Alouette

My granddaughters are coming for the holidays and I bought a 42" HDTV just so they can watch the new Disney movie and all their favorites!

Hmm, should I get a Blue-ray player?

I say exercise your grandparental rights to the fullest!

Some of my favorite memories are visiting my grandparents in New Orleans. To this day, when I smell sweet olive, I become 10 years old, exploring their small and overgrown and mysterious yard in the summertime.

606 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:31:38pm

re: #602 brookly red

/had to be Bush...

Not the Juice?

607 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:31:39pm

Here's a story from last week that'll make your blood boil:
Navy says 3 dogs died after contractor neglect

The Navy says that three dogs died and dozens more were in poor health after being neglected by a private security contractor in Chicago that had been hired to train the dogs to detect explosives.

A team of military handlers discovered the dogs last October at a facility run by Securitas Security Services USA after the Navy terminated a $7.5 million contract.

Navy spokesman Capt. William Fenick said that of the 49 dogs discovered, two were dead and the rest were in poor health. Another dog died soon after being recovered.

Securitas Security Services did not immediately provide comment.

The incident was first reported by The Virginian-Pilot, which says it obtained a picture of one of the rescued dogs, whose rib cage and hip bones were protruding.

Securitas is the ubiquitous Swedish owned security conglomerate that took over such traditional American operators as Pinkerton and Burns back in the 90s. Their uniformed and sometimes armed guards can be found at banks, construction sites, and government buildings all over the country.

This is their second PR black-eye in recent weeks. The security guards who were videoed standing idly by while a woman was beaten half to death in Seattle a while back were Securitas employees. They apparently were in fact acting in accord with company policy.

608 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:31:50pm

Guess who did the public political work for the sushi lovers?


At Thursday's meeting in Doha, though, delegates from Libya quickly put a stop to that momentum. "Let's just say they were very impassioned," says Glenn Sant, global marine program leader for Traffic, a U.K.-based organization that monitors international trade in wildlife. "We had expected the proposal to go to a working group for extended debate, but Libya called for a vote immediately."

Do I hear three cheers for Mohammar/Muhamar from the sushi lovers?

609 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:31:57pm

re: #598 Rightwingconspirator

But Iran has conventional ballistic missiles. And the terror armies. I'm just not seeing it.

how do you kill a snake?

cut it head off.

610 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:32:14pm

re: #597 Alouette

My granddaughters are coming for the holidays and I bought a 42" HDTV just so they can watch the new Disney movie and all their favorites!

Hmm, should I get a Blue-ray player?

If you really want to make their day, get a Playstation 3. It's also a Blu-ray player, and visually appealing to boot. Last year it was far less expensive than a stand-alone blu-ray player...i haven't checked prices lately, though.

I don't own one, but have friends who rave about the multimedia capabilities (grown-up friends, mind you;)

611 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:32:33pm

re: #588 reine.de.tout

Grandparents have a God-given right (and responsibility!) to spoil the grandkids.

BINGO!....we will not be subdued!

612 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:32:41pm

re: #604 Thanos

Hey, why don't we embed the SS# under the skin of the right hand of every infant that is a real American citizen?

613 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:33:26pm

re: #609 brookly red

Crude methods like that haven't exactly worked well for us (or our allies) in that particular country~

614 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:33:36pm

re: #606 Alouette

Not the Juice?

Bush... the new Juice!

615 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:33:45pm

re: #612 freetoken

microchips with transmitters are better, thats why!

616 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:33:53pm

The Libya angle is from this article:

Why a Proposed Ban On Bluefin Tuna Fishing Failed

617 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:34:21pm

re: #613 windsagio

Crude methods like that haven't exactly worked well for us (or our allies) in that particular country~

so you advise to do nothing with regard to Iran?

618 SixDegrees  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:34:23pm

re: #580 windsagio

Your first part is great, but I still think that you guys are vastly overrepresenting Iran's likelihood to actually use nuclear weapons if/when they get them. I still think they want them a) for general international prestige, and b) to protect themselves through MAD from Israeli nukes.

Nonetheless, that's the calculus behind the actions being taken.

Personally, I think the US, Russia and China should have gone all NWO on proliferator's asses a couple decades ago, before things really started to get out of hand, and crushed the spread of nukes in the early stages. Now, there's probably too much rogue infrastructure worldwide to contain further proliferation.

619 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:34:29pm

re: #595 Thanos


We would require all U.S. citizens and legal immigrants who want jobs to obtain a high-tech, fraud-proof Social Security card. Each card's unique biometric identifier would be stored only on the card; no government database would house everyone's information. The cards would not contain any private information, medical information, nor tracking devices. The card will be a high-tech version of the Social Security card that citizens already have.

Prospective employers would be responsible for swiping the cards through a machine to confirm a person's identity and immigration status. Employers who refused to swipe the card or who otherwise knowingly hired unauthorized workers would face stiff fines and, for repeat offenses, prison sentences.

Sounds reasonable.

620 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:34:43pm

re: #603 albusteve

what?...there was non of that!
(ninja grandpa)

LOL

621 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:35:28pm

re: #613 windsagio

Crude methods like that haven't exactly worked well for us (or our allies) in that particular country~

while that is true it may be the lesser of 2 evils...

622 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:36:35pm

re: #617 albusteve

We've been over this land many times before :p What we shouldn't do is directly attack Iran.

re: #618 SixDegrees

oh absolutely. Really tho', nonproliferation was always a paper tiger. Any country that seriously wanted nukes and had the resources (or allies) to get them has them. Like you said tho', it just gets easier as time goes on.

Its a sad situation we find ourselves in. The good news is I still think we're a ways away from any country dumb enough to actually use the things getting them ;)

623 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:36:50pm

re: #604 Thanos

A lot of non-Tea Party folks are against biometric ID.

624 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:37:33pm

re: #619 Killgore Trout

Sounds reasonable.

ehhh...for those of us who lose personal belongings at an alarming rate, it's a little scary. i don't care about the biometric info. i care about one card being my ticket to paradise...do you have any idea how long it's been since i actually had a physical social security card??

625 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:38:18pm

re: #621 brookly red

my problem is that I think we'll actually make the situation worse. I'm sure you're tired of hearing about him, but the whole story arc with Mosaddegh is the perfect example. I still think that any direct intervention will just feed the extremists, Iran in its natural state seems to want to be a more liberal country.

626 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:38:18pm

The right's new hero describes his bravery in being rude to the President.....
Bret Baier on his Obama Interview and Why the Interruptions!

627 simoom  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:38:28pm

Beck is now trying to distance himself from the crazies, talking about some Alaskan armed militia he read about in the paper today and saying, "please, armed resistance/violence is never the answer." And he then had Palin come on the screen and make the same appeal.

628 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:38:48pm

re: #622 windsagio

We've been over this land many times before :p What we shouldn't do is directly attack Iran.

re: #618 SixDegrees

oh absolutely. Really tho', nonproliferation was always a paper tiger. Any country that seriously wanted nukes and had the resources (or allies) to get them has them. Like you said tho', it just gets easier as time goes on.

Its a sad situation we find ourselves in. The good news is I still think we're a ways away from any country dumb enough to actually use the things getting them ;)

Do you have any idea how close Pakistan and India have come to trading shots?

629 martinsmithy  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:39:27pm

re: #404 darthstar

I agree - Monsanto's behavior is outrageous. But that is a problem with our legal system and patent laws, not genetically modified foods themselves.

I also plant heirloom seeds. But I plant a bunch together, so they hybridize among themselves, and I can't use them the next year!

630 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:39:55pm

re: #625 windsagio

my problem is that I think we'll actually make the situation worse. I'm sure you're tired of hearing about him, but the whole story arc with Mosaddegh is the perfect example. I still think that any direct intervention will just feed the extremists, Iran in its natural state seems to want to be a more liberal country.

sometimes things just need a little push to get them rolling.

631 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:40:08pm

re: #628 The Shadow Do

and yet they haven't :p

Its like how close the US and the USSR came to trading shots a few times, which would be a LOT worse. The cost of using nuclear weapons is just to high, and even the rulers of Iran probably aren't willing to pay that price (ie, annihilation).

632 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:40:22pm

re: #622 windsagio

We've been over this land many times before :p What we shouldn't do is directly attack Iran.

re: #618 SixDegrees

oh absolutely. Really tho', nonproliferation was always a paper tiger. Any country that seriously wanted nukes and had the resources (or allies) to get them has them. Like you said tho', it just gets easier as time goes on.

Its a sad situation we find ourselves in. The good news is I still think we're a ways away from any country dumb enough to actually use the things getting them ;)

what should we do with Iran?...let them use nuclear blackmail over their neighbors?

633 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:40:28pm

re: #619 Killgore Trout

Sounds reasonable.

Sounds fine to me as well but the "freemen" types and Alex Jones audience is definitely going to go bonkers

634 simoom  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:40:44pm

re: #627 simoom

Palin: "Leadership is not taking up arms, at this point, it's ..." :P

635 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:40:55pm

re: #574 simoom

Heh, I briefly turned him on while exercising and he had drawn some sort of evil, nightmare Tree of Liberty. The apples were labeled things Lies, Ego, Arrogance and the roots were being corrupted by Progressivism :P Then inside a chalk drawing of half an apple, the critical seeds were missing: Hope, Faith & Charity?

He also seemed to be predicting our country would collapse like the USSR, and that's why healthcare was being passed, to enslave everyone in a cage or something after the fall :o.

His audience was hanging on his every word :P.

Heh. I missed that. I also missed this-- apparently angry rage hippo Brietbart announced he would destroy 'the institutional left' within 3 weeks-- that dead line passed on March 15th:

Naturally, some snarky person started the Institutional Left Doomsday Clock...

And apparently people were having a lot of fun on twitter with it.

636 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:41:02pm

re: #630 brookly red

I'm afraid that if the push comes from the outside, it'll have a backlash effect.

I'm all for taking a covert angle on this subject.

637 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:41:05pm

re: #625 windsagio

my problem is that I think we'll actually make the situation worse. I'm sure you're tired of hearing about him, but the whole story arc with Mosaddegh is the perfect example. I still think that any direct intervention will just feed the extremists, Iran in its natural state seems to want to be a more liberal country.

they KILL dissidents

638 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:41:17pm

re: #627 simoom

Beck is now trying to distance himself from the crazies, talking about some Alaskan armed militia he read about in the paper today and saying, "please, armed resistance/violence is never the answer." And he then had Palin come on the screen and make the same appeal.

it beats the alternative, i guess...(ow...sharp pain from nearly complimenting him)

639 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:41:44pm

re: #632 albusteve

Neither of us can prove it, but I suspect that won't actually happen... Any more than Israel uses nuclear blackmail over ITS neighbors.

640 Varek Raith  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:42:34pm

re: #639 windsagio

Neither of us can prove it, but I suspect that won't actually happen... Any more than Israel uses nuclear blackmail over ITS neighbors.

D'oh! Apples and oranges, my friend.
;)

641 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:42:37pm

re: #633 Thanos

Sounds fine to me as well but the "freemen" types and Alex Jones audience is definitely going to go bonkers

Yeah, they were freaking out when Neo-con Rudy proposed that idea.

642 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:42:50pm

re: #639 windsagio

Neither of us can prove it, but I suspect that won't actually happen... Any more than Israel uses nuclear blackmail over ITS neighbors.

que? blackmailing its neighbors not to wipe it out? that ain't blackmail...

643 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:43:09pm

re: #631 windsagio

and yet they haven't :p

Its like how close the US and the USSR came to trading shots a few times, which would be a LOT worse. The cost of using nuclear weapons is just to high, and even the rulers of Iran probably aren't willing to pay that price (ie, annihilation).

Hope is a very weak foreign policy though it is easy! Just my opinion of course.

What do you suppose transpires when the Persions begin dictating terms to the Arabs by the way?

644 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:43:20pm

re: #631 windsagio

and yet they haven't :p

Its like how close the US and the USSR came to trading shots a few times, which would be a LOT worse. The cost of using nuclear weapons is just to high, and even the rulers of Iran probably aren't willing to pay that price (ie, annihilation).

But "Christians" are crazy enough to start a war to bring the "end times" to the world. I get it, there's no religious fervor in Iran.

645 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:43:38pm

re: #565 windsagio

That's interesting... it was my understanding that N. Korea would certainly take Seoul with its ground forces, and chase us a fair ways down the penninsula before we could stop them. I mean we'd likely win in the longterm (depending on China of course), but in the short-term it would be a massacre.

Their army has gone downhill. They might still be able to take Seoul but that would be chancy, given that the quality of South Korea's army has gone up a decent bit.

646 Joo-LiZ  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:43:48pm

re: #510 MandyManners

[Link: www.heraldscotland.com...]

Mandy, I posted a link earlier to Commentary Magazine before. They debunk the alarmism about this move quite nicely.

This is the latest post on it.

It is a totally routine move.

647 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:44:09pm

re: #644 Walter L. Newton

*chortle*

648 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:44:12pm

re: #640 Varek Raith

haha I know! And I expect some flak for that one.

There is a point however. Nations with nuclear weapons don't tend to act that way, especially if there's a counterbalancing force around (and Iran has at least 2, with the US and Israel).

649 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:44:27pm

The latest outrageous outrage: Voting on the Sabbath!

Iowa Congressman And Glenn Beck Agree: Sunday Health Care Vote Is 'An Affront To God'

I'll be interesting to see if they get get people to show up to the Tea Party this weekend.

650 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:45:00pm

re: #639 windsagio

Neither of us can prove it, but I suspect that won't actually happen... Any more than Israel uses nuclear blackmail over ITS neighbors.

next time they threaten to wipe someone of the map let me know.

651 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:45:26pm

re: #645 Dark_Falcon

Their army has gone downhill. They might still be able to take Seoul but that would be chancy, given that the quality of South Korea's army has gone up a decent bit.

That b-grade russian surplus tech they have going on isn't exactly aging well, IIRC...

652 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:45:37pm

re: #641 Killgore Trout

Yeah, they were freaking out when Neo-con Rudy proposed that idea.

What's so funny is that the ones who are most up in arms over security measures like this and the new scanners are the ones who raise the biggest stink about border security and Illegal immigration. It makes you wonder some days if they just want the problem to remain unsolved so they have something to spew bile over.

653 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:45:51pm

re: #645 Dark_Falcon

Their army has gone downhill. They might still be able to take Seoul but that would be chancy, given that the quality of South Korea's army has gone up a decent bit.

it would be the greatest massacre of the last century or so...the Norks have no chance to do anything more than fuck things up temporarily...knock down some buildings, kill a bunch of people...

654 keloyd  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:45:55pm

re: #306 Shiplord Kirel

AAhahhh that's a fine piece of machinery. That is high culture. IIRC, they were still running ads when that was built that claimed you could hear the (wind up) clock ticking while cruising at 60 mph, or as the British wrote it, m.p.h. 7.3:1 compression? Wow, my Honda lawn mower has more than that.

655 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:46:26pm

re: #644 Walter L. Newton

oh there is, but the Mullahs wouldn't have gotten there if they weren't pretty savvy. People sharp enough to get in charge of a nation don't go around getting themselves killed.

re: #643 The Shadow Do

Its not 'hope', its 'analysis'. There's a tendency to think of the leaders of Iran as suicide bombers on a huge scale, and that's just not very likely to be true.

656 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:46:37pm

re: #607 Shiplord Kirel

Here's a story from last week that'll make your blood boil:
Navy says 3 dogs died after contractor neglect

Securitas is the ubiquitous Swedish owned security conglomerate that took over such traditional American operators as Pinkerton and Burns back in the 90s. Their uniformed and sometimes armed guards can be found at banks, construction sites, and government buildings all over the country.

This is their second PR black-eye in recent weeks. The security guards who were videoed standing idly by while a woman was beaten half to death in Seattle a while back were Securitas employees. They apparently were in fact acting in accord with company policy.

That is indeed the policy in many cases: observe and report. Trying to intervene leads to lawsuits. I've been told at jobs that one should not step in even in a co-worker is being attacked. Thankfully, I was never put to the test on that one. If I had been, I would have stepped in. I'd rather be in jail, than be a coward.

657 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:47:41pm

re: #649 Killgore Trout

The latest outrageous outrage: Voting on the Sabbath!

Iowa Congressman And Glenn Beck Agree: Sunday Health Care Vote Is 'An Affront To God'


[Video]I'll be interesting to see if they get get people to show up to the Tea Party this weekend.

Beck's got to shore up his "I'm with God" culture warrior cred after crapping on churches by calling them communists recently...

658 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:47:48pm

re: #655 windsagio

oh there is, but the Mullahs wouldn't have gotten there if they weren't pretty savvy. People sharp enough to get in charge of a nation don't go around getting themselves killed.

They're in charge = they're savvy and sharp?

659 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:47:54pm

re: #644 Walter L. Newton

But "Christians" are crazy enough to start a war to bring the "end times" to the world. I get it, there's no religious fervor in Iran.

"They're religious nuts" isn't the whole story either. Iran is...complicated.

660 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:48:16pm

re: #645 Dark_Falcon

I wonder what China would do if N. Korea invaded the south. Just stay out of it? Would they let the DKRP fall?

661 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:48:28pm

re: #655 windsagio

oh there is, but the Mullahs wouldn't have gotten there if they weren't pretty savvy. People sharp enough to get in charge of a nation don't go around getting themselves killed.

re: #643 The Shadow Do

Its not 'hope', its 'analysis'. There's a tendency to think of the leaders of Iran as suicide bombers on a huge scale, and that's just not very likely to be true.

so you believe that a successful general uprising is probable in the near future?

662 Daniel Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:48:44pm

re: #573 SixDegrees
re: #551 Dark_Falcon
re: #556 windsagio

My conclusion, even with all the valid points made is that we are missing some salient facts. Maybe THE salient facts. Or fact. To me that is what makes this look so strange. But I am caught up with my own view, that nuclear non proliferation enforcement is literally life or death for billions.

663 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:48:57pm

re: #651 Aceofwhat?

That b-grade russian surplus tech they have going on isn't exactly aging well, IIRC...

No, it isn't. Further, the RoK's K1A! MBT has the same firepower and protection advantages over the Nork's tanks that the M! does (though it is slower). That's why I say the North could not do what they once could: They've gotten worse and the South has gotten better.

664 Joo-LiZ  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:49:09pm

re: #655 windsagio

oh there is, but the Mullahs wouldn't have gotten there if they weren't pretty savvy. People sharp enough to get in charge of a nation don't go around getting themselves killed.

re: #643 The Shadow Do

Its not 'hope', its 'analysis'. There's a tendency to think of the leaders of Iran as suicide bombers on a huge scale, and that's just not very likely to be true.

I think the opposite is true -- there is a tendency to think of them as rational actors, like the Soviets were.

It completely ignores the specifics of Iran.

The sect of Islam to which Ahmadinejad and Khameini subscribe really is quite worrisome in terms of any possible "containment" strategy like MAD.

I doubt they would want to commit suicide THEMSELVES... but I also think they wouldn't be stopped by the thought of a losing an Iranian city or two, while they hide out in bunkers/in hiding.

665 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:49:26pm

re: #658 Aceofwhat?

You try to rise to the top of a huge organization, political or religious. And as far as I know, its not an inherited nobility :p

So largely, yes. At least politically.

666 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:49:52pm

re: #660 windsagio

I wonder what China would do if N. Korea invaded the south. Just stay out of it? Would they let the DKRP fall?

Triple troops on the NORK border
Lay mile-deep minefields and defensive barriers
Move artillery and aircraft closer to the border

Do whatever it takes to keep NORKS outta China, 'cause that's where they'll try to run.

667 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:49:59pm

re: #660 windsagio

I wonder what China would do if N. Korea invaded the south. Just stay out of it? Would they let the DKRP fall?

I have five bucks that says China (unlike Iran) is far too savvy to save NKorea if they instigated a full-on conflict. NKorea is a pawn, not a bishop.

668 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:50:08pm

re: #660 windsagio

They've been getting more and more pissed off at the number of NK refugees. That's all I know about their relations.

669 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:50:09pm

re: #655 windsagio

oh there is, but the Mullahs wouldn't have gotten there if they weren't pretty savvy. People sharp enough to get in charge of a nation don't go around getting themselves killed.

Sure... but rogue "christians" are going to bring in the end times for the messiah. The left always telling us how dangerous christians are, but a country run by radical Islamic mullahs are sane and reasonable.

Right.

670 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:50:33pm

re: #666 Guanxi88

OOh! post of the Beast.

671 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:50:35pm

re: #652 Thanos

It's also a bummer because these Alex Jones/Ron Paul paranoid idiots have infected the Republican party. There's no chance of the Republican party voting for a national ID card with Glenn Beck and the Birch Society around.

672 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:50:59pm

re: #658 Aceofwhat?

They're in charge = they're savvy and sharp?

They've stayed in charge a long time.

673 Joo-LiZ  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:51:01pm

re: #665 windsagio

You try to rise to the top of a huge organization, political or religious. And as far as I know, its not an inherited nobility :p

So largely, yes. At least politically.

Also... (unrelated to the quoted the post but directed at you)...

Many people ignore the political rammifications of Iran OBTAINING a bomb. Even if they don't use it at all.

It will mean a radical realignment of geostrategic forces, and the US will lose a LOT of influence.

674 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:51:12pm

re: #669 Walter L. Newton

Tell us more stories about The Left, Uncle Walter!
/
Most of whom are themselves, of course, Christian.

675 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:51:32pm

re: #665 windsagio

You try to rise to the top of a huge organization, political or religious. And as far as I know, its not an inherited nobility :p

So largely, yes. At least politically.

I missed the part where that train of thought stops at the GWBush station...remind me again how sharp and savvy you think he is, since he climbed a much taller mountain and stayed on top for an extra term...;)

676 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:52:12pm

re: #655 windsagio

oh there is, but the Mullahs wouldn't have gotten there if they re: #643 The Shadow Do

Its not 'hope', its 'analysis'. There's a tendency to think of the leaders of Iran as suicide bombers on a huge scale, and that's just not very likely to be true.


Oh, I agree. They are anything but suicidal. But they will spill blood willy nilly as evidenced by their treatment of their own people obviously. If you don't think they will be pushing outward alone or in proxy with the safety net of nukes, then you may want to get some further analysis.

What do you think they want nukes for, and please don't say self defense.

677 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:52:19pm

re: #659 SanFranciscoZionist

"They're religious nuts" isn't the whole story either. Iran is...complicated.

Well, of course it's complicated when you have to make rogue christians look more dangerous than a country run by radical Islamic clergyman who have a full air force, military, navy and tons of money.

678 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:52:38pm

re: #671 Killgore Trout

It's also a bummer because these Alex Jones/Ron Paul paranoid idiots have infected the Republican party. There's no chance of the Republican party voting for a national ID card with Glenn Beck and the Birch Society around.

Yep, it will be another "NO" and Lindsay will continue to get bashed as a Trilateralist NWO RINO!

679 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:52:53pm

re: #661 albusteve

In my opinion, its 5 years out max. Of course I could be wrong :P

re: #664 Joo-LiZ

I think its the divide between their rhetoric and their real beliefs. Even if they survive, if they enter a nuclear exchange with anyone, their power is over, their rule is over, and eventually they'll be hunted down (Now that's a war crimes trial!). It comes down to the idea that someone who was totally in tune with the mindset you're describing wouldn't have the wherewithal to struggle to the top of a nation.

680 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:53:24pm

re: #672 SanFranciscoZionist

They've stayed in charge a long time.

So did Saddam.

681 Daniel Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:53:25pm

re: #653 albusteve
And I do not believe for a second the Chinese would militarily retaliate if we hit the NK launchers and nuclear production facilities. Nor for us defending South Korea. Nor will Russia do the same over Iran.

682 HappyWarrior  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:53:30pm

Seriously, Beck and King are just doing this crap because they will oppose anything Obama does. I mean I am sure Bush and Reagan had votes on Sunday as well. These dudes really just need to get the hell over themselves. They exhibit the same narcissism what they accuse Obama of having.

683 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:53:54pm

re: #677 Walter L. Newton

Well, of course it's complicated when you have to make rogue christians look more dangerous than a country run by radical Islamic clergyman who have a full air force, military, navy and tons of money.

...and support from other countries like Russia and China and N. Korea and 33/4 of the middle east and...

684 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:53:56pm

re: #669 Walter L. Newton

dude, whats with the projection and strawmen out of you lately? Between yesterday and today, its like you're reading posts from me that don't really exist.

685 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:54:07pm

re: #670 Guanxi88

Lucky!

686 SixDegrees  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:54:25pm

re: #660 windsagio

I wonder what China would do if N. Korea invaded the south. Just stay out of it? Would they let the DKRP fall?

I think that would be way more bullshit than China would be willing to put up with. The reaction from China's trading partners would be almost universally hostile, and the fallout would last for decades. I strongly suspect L'il Kimmy would be rather roughly ushered into a new role as Former Great Leader.

China has resisted attempts at reunification because economically, the South would essentially take over the North thanks to the fact that they're A) technologically much more advanced and B) have food, thus placing an American client-state on China's border. An invasion of the South by the North would have much the same effect, but be a whole lot messier; the US is bound by a whole pile of treaties to respond, NATO would probably be compelled to join in, and the outcome, though certain, would be awful due to the proximity of Seoul to the border.

It's in China's best interest to prevent such an outcome, and I think they would, quickly and firmly.

687 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:54:27pm

OT: I know we've talked about how terrible it is that CNN would hire Erik Erickson of Red State, but here's a collection of his wimminz-hating statements that I was unfamiliar with:

From 2008 (no link):

As the Clintons and their supporters continue their destruction of the Democratic Party, we see the latest salvo fired from the thighs of ugly nags.

From the nether regions that see no men, New York's National Association of Gals is out bashing Teddy Kennedy for endorsing Barack Obama instead of Hillary Clinton.

Some other misogynistic tweets:

one and
two
There really is no good reason to consider this guy as a serious commentator on anything. Thanks, CNN. Feh.

688 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:56:00pm

re: #677 Walter L. Newton

A lot of the current conflict in Iran is actually the military vs. the religious establishment.

[Link: www.time.com...]

689 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:56:19pm

re: #684 windsagio

dude, whats with the projection and strawmen out of you lately? Between yesterday and today, its like you're reading posts from me that don't really exist.

Ha... My point is spot on. Go search some of the "scary christians" topics that have been discussed here.

690 keloyd  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:56:21pm

re: #655 windsagio

I've mentioned this guy before, but he's really cool, so here goes. An author, CIA analyst, and statistician with the totally not made-up name of "Bruce Buena de Mesquita" wrote a book backing up your points. A search on Amazon will bring up lots of good stuff. He had the nerd-cred to quote Isaac Asimov's Foundation series on Jon Stewart's Daily Show when publicizing his last book. He predicts stuff for a living, mostly elections and wars, but also Iran's foreign policy and internal politics. In my academic career, I have gotten a taste of the spooky math world he lives in, enough of a taste to be in awe of what he does, but not really do it myself.

Cliff Notes version of his book - Iran's behavior demonstrate that it is evil but rational, loosely similar to a dozen other military dictatorships. It's in their interest to develop nukes a bit further in order to get bribed to stop for a higher price from the international community. Also, Ahmadinashore is more of a religious zealot than the mullahs who hold the real power. They were against his election due to his inflammatory talk. The military holds more power after the election shenanigans, and military juntas are even less irrational than mullahs. Evil? maybe Stupid? no Suicidal? NO.

691 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:56:22pm

re: #687 iceweasel

eww.

692 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:56:23pm

re: #682 HappyWarrior

Seriously, Beck and King are just doing this crap because they will oppose anything Obama does. I mean I am sure Bush and Reagan had votes on Sunday as well. These dudes really just need to get the hell over themselves. They exhibit the same narcissism what they accuse Obama of having.

The Terri Schaivo vote was on Palm Sunday in 2005.

693 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:56:41pm

re: #673 Joo-LiZ

Disagree with that point. How much influence did we lose when, say, China, Israel, Pakistan, or India got the bomb?

re: #676 The Shadow Do

I said above :P Prestige, and MAD with Israel.

694 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:56:55pm

re: #681 Rightwingconspirator

And I do not believe for a second the Chinese would militarily retaliate if we hit the NK launchers and nuclear production facilities. Nor for us defending South Korea. Nor will Russia do the same over Iran.

no but they Chinese might offer to trade NK for Taiwan at any time...

695 Guanxi88  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:57:37pm

Tell you what - last thing the PRC needs is hundreds of thousands of traumatized, starving civvies coming into their country; nor do they need whole military units crossing over intact and setting up operations in China. They'll break heads to keep the NORKS out, if worse comes to worst.

That's the nightmare scenario for the PRC right there. NORKS slug it out, get whomped on, and start running north.

696 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:57:54pm

re: #693 windsagio

Indian and Pakistan kinda sort having bombs did definitely change the power structure in the region, and took power away from the US to influence.

It didn't completely cut us out, but it definitely had an effect.

697 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:57:58pm

re: #687 iceweasel

It's an open thread, how can it be OT??

I really can't help but think it's an attempt to paint conservatives in a bad light. Like if Fox hired Cindy Sheehan. No other explanation.

698 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:58:08pm

Remember, this Rep. King (on Beck's show) is the same one that exploited the shooting at the Fed building a few weeks ago, and he is also promoting the Dobson "Prayer" festival coming soon in DC.

699 avanti  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:58:23pm

re: #692 Stanley Sea

The Terri Schaivo vote was on Palm Sunday in 2005.

Good catch, and Palm Sunday to boot.

700 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:58:25pm

re: #689 Walter L. Newton

Not by me tho :p

I've even argued that I think the 'christians support Israel to start the apocalypse' story is nearly pure myth :p

Send those fights at the people that make them, not at me please :)

/also, aren't you like a hardcore atheist?

701 Varek Raith  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:58:49pm

re: #697 cliffster

It's an open thread, how can it be OT??

I really can't help but think it's an attempt to paint conservatives in a bad light. Like if Fox hired Cindy Sheehan. No other explanation.

Or...he's influential on the right-o-sphere...

702 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:59:13pm

re: #649 Killgore Trout

Heh. Jackasses

703 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:59:34pm

re: #697 cliffster

Heh. That is one theory. Or that this behavior is cropping up often enough among bloggers and commentators that the oldsters at CNN just figure it's part of that hip new interwebs culture they've heard so much about.

704 RogueOne  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:59:37pm

re: #652 Thanos

What's so funny is that the ones who are most up in arms over security measures like this and the new scanners are the ones who raise the biggest stink about border security and Illegal immigration. It makes you wonder some days if they just want the problem to remain unsolved so they have something to spew bile over.

Not quite. I don't think this is a good idea at all. For one, I don't believe the "we're not going to warehouse the information" portion of that story for even a second. Two, I don't think illegal immigration is a big enough problem that we have to go to drastic measures to verify employment.

705 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 2:59:58pm

re: #697 cliffster

I don't think CNN would waste money like that 'just to make conservatives look bad'. See 701.

706 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:00:03pm

re: #681 Rightwingconspirator

And I do not believe for a second the Chinese would militarily retaliate if we hit the NK launchers and nuclear production facilities. Nor for us defending South Korea. Nor will Russia do the same over Iran.

nobody want's to get in a shoot out with the US...nobody...nip at our heals maybe...the Chinese and Russians are too busy making money right now and they can trust us more than we can trust them

707 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:00:59pm

re: #706 albusteve

the problem is they can easily screw us so many ways, without firing a bullet.

Between the trade imbalance, and how much of our debt they own...

actually, no. I don't even wanna think about it.

708 SixDegrees  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:01:01pm

re: #695 Guanxi88

Tell you what - last thing the PRC needs is hundreds of thousands tens of millions of traumatized, starving civvies coming into their country; nor do they need whole military units crossing over intact and setting up operations in China. They'll break heads to keep the NORKS out, if worse comes to worst.

That's the nightmare scenario for the PRC right there. NORKS slug it out, get whomped on, and start running north.

FTFY.

709 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:01:29pm

re: #703 Obdicut

Heh. That is one theory. Or that this behavior is cropping up often enough among bloggers and commentators that the oldsters at CNN just figure it's part of that hip new interwebs culture they've heard so much about.

Them young whippersnappers and them b-logs. What the hell is a b-log anyways?

710 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:02:01pm

re: #687 iceweasel

OT: I know we've talked about how terrible it is that CNN would hire Erik Erickson of Red State, but here's a collection of his wimminz-hating statements that I was unfamiliar with:

Erick Erecksion won't be at CNN for long. Hopefully, he got a good agent and has a buyout clause that will cost CNN as much money as they lose in advertising for hiring him. They deserve to suffer as a result of this exercise in stupidity.

711 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:02:23pm

re: #697 cliffster

It's an open thread, how can it be OT??

I really can't help but think it's an attempt to paint conservatives in a bad light. Like if Fox hired Cindy Sheehan. No other explanation.

I think it's just general cluelessness on their part. Erik claims, and wants it to be the case, that RedState is some kind of huge grass activism/powerhouse/influential site. He's always running stupid stunts like encouraging people to send rock salt to Olympia Snowe and bullshit like that. He envisages RS as some kind of combination of the NetRoots convention, FDL, and Kos. It fails at all.

712 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:02:31pm

re: #707 windsagio

the problem is they can easily screw us so many ways, without firing a bullet.

Between the trade imbalance, and how much of our debt they own...

actually, no. I don't even wanna think about it.

good point, but their greatest weapon is patience... time is on their side.

713 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:02:57pm

re: #700 windsagio

/also, aren't you like a hardcore atheist?

That's so interesting a comment. What makes a hardcore atheist? Someone who doesn't believe in g-d more than some softer atheist?

Hey man, when you don't believe, you don't believe... nothing hard about it.

And my understanding of major world religions is better that most practitioners.

714 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:03:15pm

re: #704 RogueOne

Not quite. I don't think this is a good idea at all. For one, I don't believe the "we're not going to warehouse the information" portion of that story for even a second. Two, I don't think illegal immigration is a big enough problem that we have to go to drastic measures to verify employment.

And besides that the census stalkers can probably read the card through the walls of your house too!

//

715 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:04:11pm

re: #713 Walter L. Newton

"The sarc tags, they do nothing!"

716 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:04:17pm

re: #711 iceweasel

Maybe, pretty silly either way. Maybe he'll calm the fuck down, who knows?

717 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:04:51pm

re: #716 cliffster

You certainly can't blame him for taking his shot at the bigtime >

718 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:05:13pm

re: #711 iceweasel

I think it's just general cluelessness on their part. Erik claims, and wants it to be the case, that RedState is some kind of huge grass activism/powerhouse/influential site. He's always running stupid stunts like encouraging people to send rock salt to Olympia Snowe and bullshit like that. He envisages RS as some kind of combination of the NetRoots convention, FDL, and Kos. It fails at all.

Yes, but now he'll have enough money to buy that PT Cruiser he's always wanted. Though with a TV gig he might upgrade to a Cobalt.

719 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:05:16pm

re: #716 cliffster

Maybe, pretty silly either way. Maybe he'll calm the fuck down, who knows?

It's nuts that that type of resume gets him a job at all. They just ignored it or something.

720 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:05:17pm

re: #713 Walter L. Newton

That's so interesting a comment. What makes a hardcore atheist? Someone who doesn't believe in g-d more than some softer atheist?

Hey man, when you don't believe, you don't believe... nothing hard about it.

And my understanding of major world religions is better that most practitioners.

heh

"dude...my unbelief is so much stronger than yours"
"no way, man...i totally don't believe at all"

721 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:05:47pm
No, it isn't. Further, the RoK's K1A! MBT has the same firepower and protection advantages over the Nork's tanks that the M! does (though it is slower). That's why I say the North could not do what they once could: They've gotten worse and the South has gotten better.

The south has really always had the advantage militarily, at least since the armistice in 1953. This long-running propaganda about the Norks' invincible million man army is just that: propaganda. I even suspect that this trope was borrowed to inflate the reputation of Saddam's invincible million man army before the Persian Gulf war.

The RoK (southern) army is, and has long been, one of the best trained in the world. They are at least a generation ahead of the Norks in equipment, more than that in some cases, and they have had more than 50 years to fortify the Uijongbu corridor from the DMZ to Seoul.
Another frequent theme is the alleged ease with which Nork artillery could "flatten Seoul." In fact, most of their artillery is of WW2 vintage and the very longest ranged pieces could only reach the northern suburbs of Seoul even in the unlikely event that they were dragged right up to the edge of the DMZ (by horse teams perhaps?).

Finally, the RoK army is actually the larger of the two if trained and organized reserves are included.

722 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:06:03pm

re: #693 windsagio

Disagree with that point. How much influence did we lose when, say, China, Israel, Pakistan, or India got the bomb?

re: #676 The Shadow Do

I said above :P Prestige, and MAD with Israel.

Prestige my ass. The word is power.

And you did. I told you not to. You argue self defense.

Tough to talk to a unicorn. Are you serious?

723 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:06:26pm

re: #720 Aceofwhat?

heh

"dude...my unbelief is so much stronger than yours"
"no way, man...i totally don't believe at all"

/I don't believe you.

724 keloyd  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:06:44pm

Speaking of North Korea, they killed a very high official today. The man who botched their currency reform was scapegoated with extreme prejudice.

We usually only hear stories about people starving, but there is a lively black market and quasi-mafia underground economy and "government" (not unlike how the Sicilian mafia got started in the absence of competent institutions.) This guy tried to cancel out the life savings that everyone kept on the down low in their mattresses. The result was more rioting than in the last famine.

725 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:06:50pm

re: #722 The Shadow Do

To be blunt, your pretensions of superior savvy and knowledge are annoying.

In the end, you don't know any better than I do.

726 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:07:19pm

re: #723 brookly red

/I don't believe you.

i'll prove it...wait...let me think...

727 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:07:22pm

re: #715 windsagio

"The sarc tags, they do nothing!"

Sarcasm tags. That's Sarcasm 101. Really, you need to move up to a more nuance rhetorical style... drop the tags, take responsibility for your statements... I do :)

I like you Windy. You're the younger brother I never got to smack around.

728 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:08:11pm

re: #697 cliffster

It's an open thread, how can it be OT??

I really can't help but think it's an attempt to paint conservatives in a bad light. Like if Fox hired Cindy Sheehan. No other explanation.

Concur.

729 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:08:18pm

re: #707 windsagio

the problem is they can easily screw us so many ways, without firing a bullet.

Between the trade imbalance, and how much of our debt they own...

actually, no. I don't even wanna think about it.

Mexican stand off. They own the debt, we own the market for their crap.

730 RogueOne  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:08:46pm

re: #710 darthstar

Erick Erecksion won't be at CNN for long. Hopefully, he got a good agent and has a buyout clause that will cost CNN as much money as they lose in advertising for hiring him. They deserve to suffer as a result of this exercise in stupidity.

They're barely in the top 30, nuber 29 to be exact, in the ratings. How much more can they suffer?

731 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:09:22pm

re: #716 cliffster

Maybe, pretty silly either way. Maybe he'll calm the fuck down, who knows?

I don't find his remarks about women 'silly'. Nor his other statements. Let's recap some of Erikson's resume:

For example, it wasn't long ago when Erickson explained his belief on why the left has a stronger online presence than the right. He attributed it to an asymmetry in free time, since conservatives "have families because we don't abort our kids, and we have jobs because we believe in capitalism."

This is the same Erickson who recently called retired Supreme Court Justice David Souter a "goat f--king child molester," referred to two sitting U.S. senators as "healthcare suicide bombers," praised protesters for "tell[ing] Nancy Pelosi and the Congress to send Obama to a death panel" (he later backpedaled on that one), and described President Obama's Nobel Prize as "an affirmative action quota."

And perhaps my personal favorite was the time, just last year, when Erickson was angry about new environmental regulations relating to dishwasher detergent. He told his readers, "At what point do the people tell the politicians to go to hell? At what point do they get off the couch, march down to their state legislator's house, pull him outside, and beat him to a bloody pulp for being an idiot?"

There was a point when major professional outlets would look at a voice like this as an "extremist," to be shut out of the mainstream of America's civil discourse. CNN, however, considers this record of radical rhetoric, and concludes it should pay him to offer on-air political commentary.

732 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:09:46pm

I was at the grocery store the other day.. at the checkout line where they do their hyper-merchandising and their magazines. saw this book.. had to be a joke. HAD to be. but it wasn't. So I whipped out my phone and took a pic. I'm going on a limb here because now the stalkers will know what the tip of my left thumb looks like, but I had to share with my buddies here.

Also at Amazon. Idiot's guide to connecting with Angels. Hello, McGod.

733 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:09:47pm

re: #664 Joo-LiZ

I think the opposite is true -- there is a tendency to think of them as rational actors, like the Soviets were.

It completely ignores the specifics of Iran.

The sect of Islam to which Ahmadinejad and Khameini subscribe really is quite worrisome in terms of any possible "containment" strategy like MAD.

I doubt they would want to commit suicide THEMSELVES... but I also think they wouldn't be stopped by the thought of a losing an Iranian city or two, while they hide out in bunkers/in hiding.

I'm old enough to remember back when we didn't think the Sovs were rational actors.

734 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:09:55pm

Smoke an acre


- Alozade & Mr Vegas
735 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:09:59pm

re: #727 Walter L. Newton

Sarcasm tags. That's Sarcasm 101. Really, you need to move up to a more nuance rhetorical style... drop the tags, take responsibility for your statements... I do :)

I like you Windy. You're the younger brother I never got to smack around.

I thought he was a woman...are you sure?

736 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:10:15pm

re: #729 The Shadow Do

Mexican stand off. They own the debt, we own the market for their crap.

so they expand while we contract... all very peaceful all tao.

737 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:10:22pm

I'm sitting here listening to the weather, checking the ham radio operators, visiting my local weather feed on the internet... we're fixing to get slammed with probably a foot or more of snow in the next 24 hours.

738 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:10:31pm

re: #729 The Shadow Do

Mexican stand off. They own the debt, we own the market for their crap.

and we can always stiff them if we need to

739 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:10:48pm

re: #669 Walter L. Newton

Sure... but rogue "christians" are going to bring in the end times for the messiah. The left always telling us how dangerous christians are, but a country run by radical Islamic mullahs are sane and reasonable.

Right.

Did Wind say anything about Christians?

740 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:10:50pm

re: #724 keloyd

'Tis an awful place.

741 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:11:05pm

re: #727 Walter L. Newton

I like that :D

The problem Walter (I just can't do walt, it makes me crazy. You can still call me windy tho :p), is that you're so unpredictable as to when I think you'll actually get a joke or not. So occasionally, especially when you're in 'feisty old coot' mode, I have to use the tags for something I know you won't get... and then you don't get it anyways :(

The low level sparring is certainly fun tho', just try to keep it to the awful things I actually say, there certainly are enough of them!

742 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:11:19pm

re: #731 iceweasel

Meaning - silly to hire him. Benefit of the doubt, now.. ;)

743 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:11:30pm

re: #732 cliffster

Angels for dummies?

744 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:11:52pm

re: #445 albusteve

I'm going to be a grandfather...today
soon come
yikes!

Wow! Mazel Tov brother.

745 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:12:14pm

re: #673 Joo-LiZ

Also... (unrelated to the quoted the post but directed at you)...

Many people ignore the political rammifications of Iran OBTAINING a bomb. Even if they don't use it at all.

It will mean a radical realignment of geostrategic forces, and the US will lose a LOT of influence.

That's a big issue, and is my best guess at this time--they want nukes for the prestige nukes give you on the block. And that will be a big problem.

746 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:12:40pm

re: #733 SanFranciscoZionist

I'm old enough to remember back when we didn't think the Sovs were rational actors.

well...their whole commie plot to sap our precious bodily fluids was pretty insane...

747 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:12:45pm

re: #742 cliffster

Meaning - silly to hire him. Benefit of the doubt, now.. ;)

Well, yeah. I would use a phrase like 'a fucking disgrace', but that's me and my lib potty mouth for ya. ;)

748 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:13:00pm

re: #743 HoosierHoops

Angels for dummies?

Hehe, exactly. Connect with God in 21 days or less

749 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:13:04pm

re: #739 SanFranciscoZionist

Did Wind say anything about Christians?

No... I did... go back and read my comment. I was making a comparison to how people see certain religious fanatics.

750 Joo-LiZ  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:13:32pm

re: #679 windsagio

In my opinion, its 5 years out max. Of course I could be wrong :P

re: #664 Joo-LiZ

I think its the divide between their rhetoric and their real beliefs. Even if they survive, if they enter a nuclear exchange with anyone, their power is over, their rule is over, and eventually they'll be hunted down (Now that's a war crimes trial!). It comes down to the idea that someone who was totally in tune with the mindset you're describing wouldn't have the wherewithal to struggle to the top of a nation.


re: #693 windsagio

Disagree with that point. How much influence did we lose when, say, China, Israel, Pakistan, or India got the bomb?

re: #676 The Shadow Do

I said above :P Prestige, and MAD with Israel.

I agree there can be a lot of valid debate about where exactly the mentality of the Iranian regime is in terms of MAD/actual use of a weapon/crazy religious nut-case-iness.

However, I think it is a big mistake to compare Iran to Pakistan/China/N.K.

I generally agree with Barry Rubin's analysis of this situation.

There is a battle on between Islamists and Nationalists in the Arab world. The Islamists are represented by the Iran/Syria/Hizballah/Hamas bloc, and each Arab state has a Muslim Brotherhood branch agitating to take control of the country.

The competition in the Arab world is not about which country can be most moderate, but rather (thanks to a century of rhetoric in this direction), about which system is better at resisting the West, restoring Arab/Muslim pride, removing Israel, etc.

So far, in the Arab states (Egypt, Jordan, Saudi, etc.) the governments have been able to maintain control by clamping down very hard on the Islamists. THey have been able to maintain this control despite a huge loss of prestige in their failed attempts at destroying Israel.

It is for this reason that a lot of the Arab states are very scared of Iran. If Iran proves to be able to do in action what they have only been doing in words (namely defying the West), it will be a rallying cry for Muslim Brotherhood groups and Islamist militias throughout the Middle East. Hizballah and Hamas will be empowered, and there MAY or may not be a war with Israel. Whether that means a nuke is used or not -- it would be a really bad war for Israel because it would have lost a great deal of it's deterrence.

At that point, Arab states will have a few options. Either a) accept a US "defense umbrella" b) try to get their own nuclear arms to counter Irans (India/Pakistan situation) c) appease Iran to avoid being overthrown/stay in the good books of the "winners".

Anyone who opts for a) would be at a disadvantage because they would be tarred as collaborating with the West, and quite frankly, why should they trust the US after it failed to prevent Iran from getting nuclear capability -- something that the US has specfically said it is trying to prevent.

They will likely all go for b) regardless. A highly destabilizing possibility. Do you remember how panicked the world got when the Pakistani Taliban got within a few miles of the Pakistani capital and its Nuclear arms? Imagine that threat all throughout the Middle East.

For the exact same reasons as they wouldn't opt for a) most states would probably opt for c), and Iran would have no reason to hold back when its strategy of provoking the West and promoting Islamism has proved so profitable to them.

751 Joo-LiZ  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:13:38pm

re: #750 Joo-LiZ

It would all around be a bad situation, and not just for the off chance of Iran actually USING a Nuke, or handing one off to their terror proxies.

Even if there is, say, a 10% chance the Iran would be willing to use a Nuke against Israel and absorb the retaliation themselves (which various non-Ahmedinejad clerics in Iran have said quite explicitly), I say a 10% chance is 10% too high.

752 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:13:50pm

re: #675 Aceofwhat?

I missed the part where that train of thought stops at the GWBush station...remind me again how sharp and savvy you think he is, since he climbed a much taller mountain and stayed on top for an extra term...;)

So, basically, you feel that Bush proves that any schmuck can run Persia for thirty years? I miss the exact line of reasoning there, but OK.

//

753 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:14:12pm

re: #744 Bagua

In general, you don't say Mazel Tov until the baby is born; it's not over yet.

754 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:14:19pm

re: #747 iceweasel

Well, yeah. I would use a phrase like 'a fucking disgrace', but that's me and my lib potty mouth for ya. ;)

fucking progressive...

755 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:14:26pm

re: #745 SanFranciscoZionist

That's a big issue, and is my best guess at this time--they want nukes for the prestige nukes give you on the block. And that will be a big problem.

Great point. What that "prestige" amounts to is a sword of destruction hanging over Israel's head, not to mention everyone else the Iranians may target.

756 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:14:27pm

re: #677 Walter L. Newton

Well, of course it's complicated when you have to make rogue christians look more dangerous than a country run by radical Islamic clergyman who have a full air force, military, navy and tons of money.

Have I ever done that?

757 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:15:59pm

re: #680 Aceofwhat?

So did Saddam.


He was smart as hell, and would have stayed in power if the U.S. hadn't come to rumble. If the mullahs are half that savvy, they are savvy indeed.

758 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:16:32pm

re: #750 Joo-LiZ

For the exact same reasons as they wouldn't opt for a) most states would probably opt for c), and Iran would have no reason to hold back when its strategy of provoking the West and promoting Islamism has proved so profitable to them.

indeed.

759 RogueOne  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:16:34pm

re: #721 Shiplord Kirel

The south has really always had the advantage militarily, at least since the armistice in 1953. This long-running propaganda about the Norks' invincible million man army is just that: propaganda. I even suspect that this trope was borrowed to inflate the reputation of Saddam's invincible million man army before the Persian Gulf war.

The RoK (southern) army is, and has long been, one of the best trained in the world. They are at least a generation ahead of the Norks in equipment, more than that in some cases, and they have had more than 50 years to fortify the Uijongbu corridor from the DMZ to Seoul.
Another frequent theme is the alleged ease with which Nork artillery could "flatten Seoul." In fact, most of their artillery is of WW2 vintage and the very longest ranged pieces could only reach the northern suburbs of Seoul even in the unlikely event that they were dragged right up to the edge of the DMZ (by horse teams perhaps?).

Finally, the RoK army is actually the larger of the two if trained and organized reserves are included.

I have bad news, it's not a myth. N. Korea is scary. When I went through my Basic Officers Course at Ft. Huachuca (best base ever btw) they held some of our classes in secure areas. Searched going in, searched going out, and built so no sound was able to escape the building. The only briefing I ever had in that building that actually had me concerned was one on N. Korea.

760 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:16:38pm

re: #748 cliffster

Hehe, exactly. Connect with God in 21 days or less

21 days?! Can I get the Cliffs Notes?

761 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:16:44pm

re: #752 SanFranciscoZionist

So, basically, you feel that Bush proves that any schmuck can run Persia for thirty years? I miss the exact line of reasoning there, but OK.

//

I'm comfortable standing pat on the notion that keeping hold of a country does not necessarily equate to "sharp" and "savvy" in a way that translates to capably juggling nuclear pursuits.

762 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:16:47pm

re: #754 Aceofwhat?

I think you mean Lumbering Proglodyte

763 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:16:55pm

re: #744 Bagua

Wow! Mazel Tov brother.

I'm ready!...not saying much, I have a phone handy....thanks

764 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:16:59pm

re: #741 windsagio

I like that :D

The problem Walter (I just can't do walt, it makes me crazy. You can still call me windy tho :p), is that you're so unpredictable as to when I think you'll actually get a joke or not. So occasionally, especially when you're in 'feisty old coot' mode, I have to use the tags for something I know you won't get... and then you don't get it anyways :(

The low level sparring is certainly fun tho', just try to keep it to the awful things I actually say, there certainly are enough of them!

Ok... I'll be really honest with you. I get all your jokes, and most everyones jokes. But, I also see humor as also a way to make a point, but with deniability.

Feisty old coot is a character I play on the interwebs. And I use that as my way of making a point.

It's all a virtual world.

765 RogueOne  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:17:56pm

re: #759 RogueOne

I should add the South would kick the crap out of N. Korea but not before there were hundreds of thousands of casualties. I'm talking that many casualties in the first 48 hours.

766 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:18:00pm

re: #755 Bagua

Great point. What that "prestige" amounts to is a sword of destruction hanging over Israel's head, not to mention everyone else the Iranians may target.

Which is a good reason to not let the mullahs have them.

767 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:18:12pm

re: #682 HappyWarrior

Seriously, Beck and King are just doing this crap because they will oppose anything Obama does. I mean I am sure Bush and Reagan had votes on Sunday as well. These dudes really just need to get the hell over themselves. They exhibit the same narcissism what they accuse Obama of having.

Not really. They're not all about themselves, they're all about OBAMA.

But it is nutty. I am willing to bet there've been votes on Sunday before, and that these guys have been known to go into work on a Sunday a time or two. They're trying to invoke a cultural standard that simply doesn't exist in most of the country.

768 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:18:25pm

re: #757 SanFranciscoZionist

He was smart as hell, and would have stayed in power if the U.S. hadn't come to rumble. If the mullahs are half that savvy, they are savvy indeed.

Perhaps we are using the same term in different ways. I'm not sure that quite so many people needed to die during his tenure in order for him to remain in power. Brutality, to me, is usually a sign of a lack of savvy.

769 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:18:34pm

re: #764 Walter L. Newton

I get all your jokes, and most everyones jokes. But, I also see humor as also a way to make a point, but with deniability.

Quoted for freakin' freakin' true.

I guess the problem is then that you have to call me out in a more recognizable manner :P (Naturally, none of the problem is with me)

770 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:19:05pm

re: #766 Dark_Falcon

You should read the article I linked; the situation in Iran is not so simple as 'the mullahs' being in control. There's a lot of internal tensions between the mullahs, the military, and the bureaucracy.

771 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:19:33pm

re: #760 The Shadow Do

21 days?! Can I get the Cliffs Notes?

The road to spiritual enlightenment is long and fraught with cleansing suffering and danger. Or, you can read this 50 page paperback. All for only $19.99

772 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:19:38pm

re: #692 Stanley Sea

The Terri Schaivo vote was on Palm Sunday in 2005.

But that was doing GOD'S work. Whereas healthcare reform is of the Devil.

773 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:19:41pm

sigh...
Big Star / September Gurls

...see ya Alex.

774 Jadespring  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:20:35pm

Hey all. Well my happiness due finally getting speedy connection to the net was short lived. Just got of the phone with Mom. My sister has not been well and saw a neurologist yesterday. He family doc thought maybe MS. The neuro said no not MS but something is definitely wrong. She has little muscle tone and keeps losing weight. Neuro suspect some sort of brain lesion so is sending her for an MRI. I don't know what that means and avoiding any internet googling because I'm seriously trying not to freak out here and go where my brain is heading because it's not good.

Anyone have any experience with this sort of thing that turned out okay? Things can be done to fix these sort of things right?

775 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:20:42pm

re: #766 Dark_Falcon

Which is a good reason to not let the mullahs have them.

/well if God really is on your side, why would you need a nuke?

776 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:20:56pm

The biggest military difference between North and South Korea is probably in their air forces, even discounting the very substantial US forces based in Korea and nearby Japan.
RoK AF
Nork AF
The Norks have a single MiG-29 squadron dedicated to the defense of Pyongyang (ie the oligarchy's dear asses) while the rest of their large force is equipped with obsolete aircraft like the SU-7 and MiG-21 and even with relics like the MiG-17 and the An-2 biplane.

There is a danger here, though, as cited in the wikipedia article on the Nork AF. With no hope of contesting air superiority or of supporting the army for any useful length of time, the Norks might resort to an "air Tet," a massive and virtually suicidal attack on the south with all available aircraft. Given the short ranges, and with high losses taken for granted, such an onslaught could temporarily overwhelm any air defense ever developed and do major, or at least visually impressive, damage. It would be over after that, with RoK and US units racking up world record one day kill totals and the media moaning over the failure to stop the attack entirely. It would cost Kim his whole air force but it might give him a propaganda coup, which is the only use to which it could be put.

777 RogueOne  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:22:16pm

re: #764 Walter L. Newton

Ok... I'll be really honest with you. I get all your jokes, and most everyones jokes. But, I also see humor as also a way to make a point, but with deniability.

Feisty old coot is a character I play on the interwebs. And I use that as my way of making a point.

It's all a virtual world.

I'm actually nicer online than I am in person. I'm actually a real asshole.

778 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:22:34pm

re: #774 Jadespring

Anyone have any experience with this sort of thing that turned out okay? Things can be done to fix these sort of things right?

I think it's hard to say until the tests come back, but we can pray for her-

779 Joo-LiZ  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:23:12pm

re: #679 windsagio

Also, I'm just curious... have you heard the specifics of WHY Ahmedinejad and Khameini are considered "religious nutjob"-y enough to use a Nuke and not care about the consequences, and simply reject it, or has nobody told you yet?

The whole "Hidden Imam" and being able to bring him about through a catastrophic global war theory...

780 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:23:19pm

re: #769 windsagio

Quoted for freakin' freakin' true.

I guess the problem is then that you have to call me out in a more recognizable manner :P (Naturally, none of the problem is with me)

It's not a you against me, it's not me calling you out or vice versa, it's just a discussion with virtual bits and bytes. And none of the problem is with you, or me. I don't know you, I don't let a single thing that goes on here be my measure of a person.

That happens if I meet you, as I have met a many Lizards over the last 7 years here, live and in color. I can assure you that you would be so surprised how different a lot of people are in real life.

This is all a brain fuck, a mental exercise. I don't think one of us would let another one of us suffer aver something in real life.

So... really, don't ever take it personal.

781 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:23:30pm

re: #774 Jadespring

Hey all. Well my happiness due finally getting speedy connection to the net was short lived. Just got of the phone with Mom. My sister has not been well and saw a neurologist yesterday. He family doc thought maybe MS. The neuro said no not MS but something is definitely wrong. She has little muscle tone and keeps losing weight. Neuro suspect some sort of brain lesion so is sending her for an MRI. I don't know what that means and avoiding any internet googling because I'm seriously trying not to freak out here and go where my brain is heading because it's not good.

Anyone have any experience with this sort of thing that turned out okay? Things can be done to fix these sort of things right?


Can I put your sister on the LGF prayer list?

782 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:23:31pm

re: #774 Jadespring

Yes, there are often brain lesions that are reparable, have limited effects, and are non-fatal.

However, if her condition is degrading, that's not a good sign. Hopefully it's a repairable lesion on a non-tricky area. All brain surgery carries risks.

It can also be the big C, I'm afraid. Some lesions are caused by cancer.

We have advanced hugely in the past twenty years, though. So there is definitely hope for complete recovery; but it matters what the cause is.

783 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:23:57pm

re: #777 RogueOne

oh I forgot to add, in my response to Walter above, so I'll put it here:

I really think that unless they're trying really hard, people end up playing themselves, unvarnished on the internet. You're MORE likely to say what you really think and believe online, and MORE likely to react with bile.

784 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:24:18pm

re: #767 SanFranciscoZionist

... and that these guys have been known to go into work on a Sunday a time or two.


What!? Are you calling them hypocrites? You'd be in good company:

At that time Jesus went through the grainfields on the Sabbath. His disciples were hungry and began to pick some heads of grain and eat them. 2When the Pharisees saw this, they said to him, "Look! Your disciples are doing what is unlawful on the Sabbath."

3He answered, "Haven't you read what David did when he and his companions were hungry? 4He entered the house of God, and he and his companions ate the consecrated bread—which was not lawful for them to do, but only for the priests. 5Or haven't you read in the Law that on the Sabbath the priests in the temple desecrate the day and yet are innocent? 6I tell you that one[a] greater than the temple is here. 7If you had known what these words mean, 'I desire mercy, not sacrifice,' you would not have condemned the innocent. 8For the Son of Man is Lord of the Sabbath."

9Going on from that place, he went into their synagogue, 10and a man with a shriveled hand was there. Looking for a reason to accuse Jesus, they asked him, "Is it lawful to heal on the Sabbath?"

11He said to them, "If any of you has a sheep and it falls into a pit on the Sabbath, will you not take hold of it and lift it out? 12How much more valuable is a man than a sheep! Therefore it is lawful to do good on the Sabbath."

13Then he said to the man, "Stretch out your hand." So he stretched it out and it was completely restored, just as sound as the other. 14But the Pharisees Wingnuts went out and plotted how they might kill Jesus anything President Obama might try.

/New Freetoken Version

785 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:24:19pm

re: #771 cliffster

The road to spiritual enlightenment is long and fraught with cleansing suffering and danger. Or, you can read this 50 page paperback. All for only $19.99

Don't I get a cheese slicer with that offer?

786 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:24:26pm

re: #780 Walter L. Newton

Well said.

787 Daniel Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:24:49pm

re: #750 Joo-LiZ

The stability of the MAD doctrine is tied to the number of players. Inversely. I would suspect the math goes like this-Each additional nuclear weapons state doubles the risk of use. Add the martyrdom factor for a nuclear suicide bomber and MAD utterly fails.

Are we there yet?

788 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:24:55pm

re: #749 Walter L. Newton

No... I did... go back and read my comment. I was making a comparison to how people see certain religious fanatics.

Well, which is it? Are religious fanatics deadly dangerous or not? /

789 Jadespring  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:25:21pm

re: #781 HoosierHoops

Can I put your sister on the LGF prayer list?

I think she already is but yes feel free to add to it. Maybe something along the lines that the tests will turn out to be something they can do something about.

790 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:25:26pm

re: #774 Jadespring

You are smart not to google. I will say that my wife went through some stuff like that. No loss of muscle tone, a little weight yes. Too, they said maybe MS, maybe something else goofy with the brain. She did an MRI, nothing turned up. Eventually went away. Sucks that there's no "resolution" to give you, but it was several years ago and everything seems fine now. Don't know if that makes you feel any better - try not to think about it, nothing to be done anyways. Just let the experts handle it.

791 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:25:41pm

re: #780 Walter L. Newton

Now you're just lecturing :p

See my 783, tho', so I don't think you're quite right.

Anyways, don't worry about me :p Its just good to hear you acknowledge these things, makes it easier to go forward :)

792 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:25:48pm

re: #627 simoom

Beck is now trying to distance himself from the crazies, talking about some Alaskan armed militia he read about in the paper today and saying, "please, armed resistance/violence is never the answer." And he then had Palin come on the screen and make the same appeal.

It's a little late for Beck, Palin, and the like to try the "plausible deniability" angle to prevent a backlash from coming up on them once someone from the whacko right-wing goes postal...they've been feeding and grooming the beast since the presidential campaign.

793 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:26:14pm

re: #785 The Shadow Do

Don't I get a cheese slicer with that offer?

Not one, but two!

794 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:26:25pm

re: #780 Walter L. Newton

The internet is real life. Behavior on the internet is no more forgiveable than in real life. You really are you typing the words, I'm really me reading them.

Never understood why people insisted there was a difference. I'm not different when I write a letter, not different when I write an email.

People play characters, sure-- they do that face-to-face, too. There's nothing unique about the internet except the lack of physical presence. It's easier for those who want to to play characters. Just easier; not fundamentally different.

Still just human-on-human action.

/except the cyborg Zionist lizard-people, of course.

795 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:26:29pm

re: #767 SanFranciscoZionist

Not really. They're not all about themselves, they're all about OBAMA.

But it is nutty. I am willing to bet there've been votes on Sunday before, and that these guys have been known to go into work on a Sunday a time or two. They're trying to invoke a cultural standard that simply doesn't exist in most of the country.

Dear GOD I wish people would just stop being such big fucking hypocrites.
If you don't like HCR fine, just say so.
If you think it is a bad idea to do anything on the Sabbath that is fine too but that means that you can't go out to eat after church or shop because by doing so you are making others work on the Sabbath.
Assholes.

796 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:27:28pm

re: #759 RogueOne

I have bad news, it's not a myth. N. Korea is scary. When I went through my Basic Officers Course at Ft. Huachuca (best base ever btw) they held some of our classes in secure areas. Searched going in, searched going out, and built so no sound was able to escape the building. The only briefing I ever had in that building that actually had me concerned was one on N. Korea.

I've been to some of those briefings, and some in Seoul and at the Pentagon. If you are right on the line in "the corridor," it is very scary, but the point is that the possibility of the Norks overrunning the south just does not exist. Their equipment and doctrine are well understood and if facts matter at all, they just are not up to the job.

797 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:27:42pm

re: #761 Aceofwhat?

I'm comfortable standing pat on the notion that keeping hold of a country does not necessarily equate to "sharp" and "savvy" in a way that translates to capably juggling nuclear pursuits.

Fair enough.

798 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:27:46pm

re: #777 RogueOne

I'm actually nicer online than I am in person. I'm actually a real asshole.

That's evident :)

799 Aceofwhat?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:27:59pm

bbl friends. Jadespring - prayers

800 Jadespring  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:28:00pm

re: #790 cliffster

No it does help. Anything positive helps. I know I can't just sit here and worry so I just have to force myself into a positive mindset.

801 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:28:02pm

re: #794 Obdicut

there is another fundamental difference. You don't feel constrained by presence and politeness quite the same ways.

I think its more a case of 'you can say and feel what you really want, and then if it gets ugly claim its a facade'.

Very few people really play a character thats that different from themselves (except, perhaps, in being more extreme versions of themselves)

802 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:28:30pm

re: #785 The Shadow Do

Don't I get a cheese slicer with that offer?

cut your own darn cheese... sheesh

803 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:28:39pm

Well, Lizards, "is it lawful to heal on the Sabbath?"

Heh, who would have guessed that Matthew could have foreseen the health care debate of 2010?

804 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:30:15pm

re: #794 Obdicut

The internet is real life. Behavior on the internet is no more forgiveable than in real life. You really are you typing the words, I'm really me reading them.

Never understood why people insisted there was a difference. I'm not different when I write a letter, not different when I write an email.

People play characters, sure-- they do that face-to-face, too. There's nothing unique about the internet except the lack of physical presence. It's easier for those who want to to play characters. Just easier; not fundamentally different.

Still just human-on-human action.

/except the cyborg Zionist lizard-people, of course.

Yeah, and that guy that cut you off on the highway this morning was really him driving his car, and you were really you almost crashing into the guardrail. Weird how anonymity brings out the true nature.

805 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:30:39pm

re: #768 Aceofwhat?

Perhaps we are using the same term in different ways. I'm not sure that quite so many people needed to die during his tenure in order for him to remain in power. Brutality, to me, is usually a sign of a lack of savvy.

Maybe, but when the whole region plays with what Tom Friedman calls the 'Hama rules', one generally does as well. But yeah, I think we're using the word a bit differently.

806 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:31:00pm

re: #764 Walter L. Newton

It's all a virtual world.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
-Steven Wright

807 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:31:21pm

re: #801 windsagio

Some people don't feel constrained. I don't know why. Obviously, it's a different medium than speech, letter writing, etc, but I am always confused by the people who decide that common decency therefore doesn't apply, or that it's somehow now a 'game' any more than usual human interaction is.

I think its more a case of 'you can say and feel what you really want, and then if it gets ugly claim its a facade'.

I agree a lot of people engage in that behavior, which is ass-tastic.

Very few people really play a character thats that different from themselves (except, perhaps, in being more extreme versions of themselves)

Yeah, I've read the research that said the same. It's kind of like how when criminals come up with fake cover stories for themselves, it usually involves mutation of truth rather than pure fabrication, making them a lot easier to catch.

808 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:32:00pm

re: #793 cliffster

Not one, but two!

But wait! There's more!

809 Daniel Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:32:03pm

re: #774 Jadespring

Well with different symptoms D_L had to get a brain MRI. We got the best news. D_L had terrible vertigo and some very scary things going on way into the ear canal. I truly hope & pray you get the same kind of news!

810 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:32:19pm

re: #776 Shiplord Kirel

The biggest military difference between North and South Korea is probably in their air forces, even discounting the very substantial US forces based in Korea and nearby Japan.
RoK AF
Nork AF
The Norks have a single MiG-29 squadron dedicated to the defense of Pyongyang (ie the oligarchy's dear asses) while the rest of their large force is equipped with obsolete aircraft like the SU-7 and MiG-21 and even with relics like the MiG-17 and the An-2 biplane.

There is a danger here, though, as cited in the wikipedia article on the Nork AF. With no hope of contesting air superiority or of supporting the army for any useful length of time, the Norks might resort to an "air Tet," a massive and virtually suicidal attack on the south with all available aircraft. Given the short ranges, and with high losses taken for granted, such an onslaught could temporarily overwhelm any air defense ever developed and do major, or at least visually impressive, damage. It would be over after that, with RoK and US units racking up world record one day kill totals and the media moaning over the failure to stop the attack entirely. It would cost Kim his whole air force but it might give him a propaganda coup, which is the only use to which it could be put.

Propaganda coups would not be enough. If the Norks truly throw down the gauntlet like that, I can't see how we'd do anything less than destroy the current regime. Even Obama would have to do that, because the fallout from doing nothing would be worse.

811 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:32:30pm

re: #804 cliffster

"You want to meet the real me now?"

-Mal

812 Joo-LiZ  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:32:31pm

re: #679 windsagio

re: #664 Joo-LiZ

I think its the divide between their rhetoric and their real beliefs.

Also... I personally really liked the way Netanyahu put this once.

As Jews, one of the many lessons that we as a people learnt from the Holocaust is the following: If someone tells you they are trying to destroy you... believe them!

While on the one hand, I do see a difference between sharp rhetoric and what a nation will actually do, I also think that when an enemy (who has proven through actions that they are willing to hurt you and your interests) threatens you, it shouldn't be dismissed right away.

813 RogueOne  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:32:42pm

re: #783 windsagio

oh I forgot to add, in my response to Walter above, so I'll put it here:

I really think that unless they're trying really hard, people end up playing themselves, unvarnished on the internet. You're MORE likely to say what you really think and believe online, and MORE likely to react with bile.

I agree but I was being serious. I'm am nicer online than in person. For one, IRL, I don't like strangers just walking up and talking to me.

814 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:33:04pm

re: #781 HoosierHoops

Can I put your sister on the LGF prayer list?

Hoops, while you're at it, can you add my father and Mother-in-law?

815 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:33:22pm

A story… that’s it… I have a story to tell. A rabbi was very sick and the only hospital that had any empty beds was the local Catholic hospital. His nurse was a nun from the local convent. One day she came into his room and noticed that the crucifix that normally hung on the wall over his bed was missing. She asked him good-naturedly, "Rabbi, have you done something with the crucifix?" "Oh, sister," chuckled the rabbi, "I just figured one suffering Jew in this room was enough."

816 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:34:29pm

re: #803 freetoken

Well, Lizards, "is it lawful to heal on the Sabbath?"

Of course, "danger to life" trumps the obligation to rest.

817 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:34:38pm

re: #807 Obdicut

The trick, I think, is that we do things that we want to do, or at least get some reward from doing.

Very few people get a huge amount of joy in totally pretending to be something they're not (over a long period of time, anyways... Present company excepted, in general on the 'net, its something that professional trolls do). On the other hand, being yourself but over-the-top is very cathartic.

Actually, as I reread your post, I think part of it (like with criminals) is plausability. If something is close to your real experience, it 'reads more true' to you, and you're less likely to screw up big details. Making up stories out of whole cloth is hard, even for the smart of us.

818 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:35:01pm

re: #815 Walter L. Newton

A story… that’s it… I have a story to tell. A rabbi was very sick and the only hospital that had any empty beds was the local Catholic hospital. His nurse was a nun from the local convent. One day she came into his room and noticed that the crucifix that normally hung on the wall over his bed was missing. She asked him good-naturedly, "Rabbi, have you done something with the crucifix?" "Oh, sister," chuckled the rabbi, "I just figured one suffering Jew in this room was enough."

Loves it!

819 RogueOne  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:35:01pm

re: #796 Shiplord Kirel

I've been to some of those briefings, and some in Seoul and at the Pentagon. If you are right on the line in "the corridor," it is very scary, but the point is that the possibility of the Norks overrunning the south just does not exist. Their equipment and doctrine are well understood and if facts matter at all, they just are not up to the job.

No, I'm not worried about them being overrun, the South could actually take care of it without our help. I'm more worried about the real possibility of a million dead, including thousands of US army grunts, within a very short time period.

820 Joo-LiZ  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:35:16pm

Anyways -- I'm off for now. End of the day and I am pooped.

I know I threw a hell of a lot out there at you. I almost feel like I was talking to myself there =S

Talk to y'all later!

821 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:35:23pm

Oh noes...

February 2010 was the 2nd (with the GISS algorithm) or 6th (according to the NCDC algorithm) warmest Feb on record.

822 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:35:23pm

re: #813 RogueOne

who does? :D

823 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:35:29pm

re: #803 freetoken

Well, Lizards, "is it lawful to heal on the Sabbath?"

Heh, who would have guessed that Matthew could have foreseen the health care debate of 2010?

Is it alright to commit a crime in order to save a righteous man's life?

824 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:35:37pm

re: #796 Shiplord Kirel

I've been to some of those briefings, and some in Seoul and at the Pentagon. If you are right on the line in "the corridor," it is very scary, but the point is that the possibility of the Norks overrunning the south just does not exist. Their equipment and doctrine are well understood and if facts matter at all, they just are not up to the job.

agreed...lots of bloodletting, nothing lethal

825 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:35:38pm

re: #814 SanFranciscoZionist

Hoops, while you're at it, can you add my father and Mother-in-law?

Yes..
It would be my humble privilege to add them..
Kind regards

826 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:36:12pm

re: #818 Dark_Falcon

Loves it!

Then... another...

Once there was a man who very much wanted to serve God. He was very puffed up and spent his days giving advice to everyone. One day this man passed through a market place where the Baal Shem Tov stood with a crowd, speaking to the hearts of his listeners. This man heard the Baal Shem Tov say, "God wants the heart." So thinking that he had a new bit of wisdom that could be used to his advantage, he ran home to his wife and ordered her to stew up a cows heart. She did his bidding and then he took the heart to the synagogue and placed it into the Holy Ark where the Torah scrolls are kept. A few days later he returned to find the heart was gone. He rejoiced thinking that he had found a new way to please God, which no one else knew about. And so he continued this practice, certain that he was storing up his riches in the Book of Life. Little did he realize that for many years the poor synagogue beadle had not been able to afford meat for his family! Now the beadle’s prayers were answered. He found a meal delivered almost every night right from God’s open hand.

827 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:36:19pm

re: #824 albusteve

I am interested in the idea that China would try to depose Kim if they thought it was heading to that, I hadn't thought of that.

828 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:36:26pm

re: #759 RogueOne

You might also want to talk to someone who worked with the RoKs in Vietnam, where they provided the third largest allied force after the Republic of Vietnam and the US. Now, that's scary.

829 RogueOne  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:38:14pm

I'm going to go focus on the rest of the Butler game. Everyone enjoy your evenings.

830 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:38:20pm

re: #828 Shiplord Kirel

You might also want to talk to someone who worked with the RoKs in Vietnam, where they provided the third largest allied force after the Republic of Vietnam and the US. Now, that's scary.

uh oh....don't go near those guys...they are truly OMG

831 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:38:40pm

re: #793 cliffster

Not one, but two!

and, and..Placido Domingo sings Debbie Boone?

832 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:38:59pm

And while CNN is taking in the asshole founder of RedState, they are at least getting rid of one obnoxious reporter:

Christiane Amanpour to join ABC News

833 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:39:26pm

re: #829 RogueOne

I'm going to go focus on the rest of the Butler game. Everyone enjoy your evenings.

10 point lead bro!

834 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:40:01pm

re: #817 windsagio

Most people don't realize how much they change their own stories over time in meatspace, either. There have been several studies about the phenomenon-- past memories are reinterpreted in the light of current knowledge and personality.

It's all quite fascinating.

835 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:40:38pm

re: #826 Walter L. Newton

Wow... four up dings for that last story, I'm on a karma pimping roll... then... some more rabbinic insight to life...

Aa story about the Baal Shem Tov. His disciples arranged for him a very special Shabbat. When they lit the Shabbat candles the Baal Shem Tov started to chuckle. They couldn’t understand this. During the Shabbat meal they honored the Baal Shem Tov with the first bowl of soup that they had spent all day making. Again he started to laugh.

When they sang one of the Shabbat songs, the Baal Shem Tov could barely contain himself.

The Baal Shem Tov was laughing because he was thinking about a Shabbat that he had attended many… many years ago. He was in the house of a very poor shoemaker and his wife. They only had a few pennies in their pockets, but the wife insisted on preparing a proper Shabbat for the Baal Shem Tov.

There was no money for candles, yet right at sundown, the wife pantomimed the lighting of the candles. As she did, the Baal Shem Tov saw a light radiating from her and he laughed.

There was no money for a decent meal so they had warmed water for soup. The Baal Shem Tov tasted it and he was nourished. And he laughed again.

And then they sang a Shabbat song.

Oh, what strength a righteous woman has!
There is no treasure rarer than this!
Happy is the heart that relies on her,
For such a heart can lack for nothing....

And the Baal Shem Tov was convulsing with joy.

The Baal Shem Tov explained to his disciples. “Therefore this man and this wise woman spent their Shabbat in such deep and holy love that I could hear the angels in heaven laugh and sing and dance with joy. I could not help but to join in this laughter. And the Eternal Heart itself heard them, and it was warmed.”

836 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:41:40pm

re: #833 HoosierHoops

10 point lead bro!

My Texas boys are playing tonight. C'mon, fellas.. don't forget you were #1 at one point. I'm not asking them to win it all, but at least get out of the first round..

837 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:42:08pm

re: #834 Obdicut

The internet version is one of my favorite subjects :)

Also! I think its amazing how quickly that kind of thing starts. You start misinterpreting what happened before you've even done anything :p

838 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:42:18pm

re: #801 windsagio

re: #807 Obdicut

It's the anonymity. It doesn't merely function in the ways usually mentioned, where people feel freer to be rude, or whatever.
The lack of any contact other than words on a screen means that it's incredibly easy for people to project fantasies onto others. It's common place to talk about projection, but the anonymity and the lack of physical data mean that projection is just everywhere. People working out issues in their own lives.

Look at the stalkers. They talk about Charles as if he's the father who rejected him. They are personally outraged by him, as if he were a friend or someone in their real life who betrayed them in some fundamental way. It is crazy-- and it happens all over the place.

839 keloyd  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:42:47pm

re: #832 Dark_Falcon

WOO! She's getting David Brinkley's old job on Sunday morning. I'm just old enough to remember his dry wit and live smackdown of Bill Clinton, for which he never apologized. Now if they can whip Nightline back into shape. It's turned into another half hour of Entertainment Tonight.

840 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:44:14pm

And a Rhode Island teacher goes Full Mental Wingnut:

Fired Rhode Island Teacher Hangs Effigy of Obama in Classroom

When you hang the President in effigy, you have crossed the line between vigorous protest and hating.

841 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:45:37pm

re: #838 iceweasel

That ties in to humans enjoyment of righteous outrage too tho'. Who doesn't love getting seriously pissed off?

One of the amazing things about blogs like this with a high volume is how much you think you know about the people on the other side.

Emotionally, I think I can pretty accurately describe the real personalities behind the facade with alot of the posters on here. I'm probably wrong of course, but I feel so sure :p Amazing subject in general.

842 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:45:48pm

re: #800 Jadespring

No it does help. Anything positive helps. I know I can't just sit here and worry so I just have to force myself into a positive mindset.

Keep the faith. My daughter was slowly reduced to constant pain and crutches and failing health. A week at the Mayo clinic revealed she had celiac disease. this was after mutiple specialists the last of whom said it was all between her ears.

Last year she competed in Austrailia in the world triathalon championships.

Not the same, I know. But sometimes you just don't know. Yes there is hope.

843 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:46:38pm

re: #840 Dark_Falcon

And a Rhode Island teacher goes Full Mental Wingnut:

Fired Rhode Island Teacher Hangs Effigy of Obama in Classroom

When you hang the President in effigy, you have crossed the line between vigorous protest and hating.

What.The.F**k?!?

844 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:47:02pm

re: #840 Dark_Falcon

And a Rhode Island teacher goes Full Mental Wingnut:

Fired Rhode Island Teacher Hangs Effigy of Obama in Classroom

When you hang the President in effigy, you have crossed the line between vigorous protest and hating.

Good Lord.

845 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:48:12pm

re: #774 Jadespring

Hey all. Well my happiness due finally getting speedy connection to the net was short lived. Just got of the phone with Mom. My sister has not been well and saw a neurologist yesterday. He family doc thought maybe MS. The neuro said no not MS but something is definitely wrong. She has little muscle tone and keeps losing weight. Neuro suspect some sort of brain lesion so is sending her for an MRI. I don't know what that means and avoiding any internet googling because I'm seriously trying not to freak out here and go where my brain is heading because it's not good.

Anyone have any experience with this sort of thing that turned out okay? Things can be done to fix these sort of things right?

Best wishes and prayers for your sister.

As far as prognosis, until you have an accurate diagnosis it is best not to speculate.

846 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:48:17pm

re: #838 iceweasel

Look at the way Lizards even treat each other.

847 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:48:51pm

A common plight, as witnessed around here too:


'World News' Listens to the American Middle Class

Many middle class Americans wrote us about their struggles to find work.

"Here in Tucson, a restaurant had 8 openings and 200 applicants," wrote wandering41645 on the site.

"We are baby boomers and I think most of the people hurting are baby boomers," said bulldogzig. "We are close to retiring and who wants to hire us?"

848 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:49:17pm

re: #840 Dark_Falcon

Soft padded room needs a new boarder.

849 Achilles Tang  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:50:14pm

re: #794 Obdicut

There's nothing unique about the internet except the lack of physical presence.

Body language, tone of voice, eye contact or not, all the gradings between lower caps and CAPS; not to mention overall sensory impression on another.

I think these omissions are a serious communication limitation, compensated for by my ability to sit here talking to the world dressed in a bath robe, having just got out of the shower.

850 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:51:25pm

a real Cloaking Device...
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

851 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:51:46pm

re: #840 Dark_Falcon

And a Rhode Island teacher goes Full Mental Wingnut:

Fired Rhode Island Teacher Hangs Effigy of Obama in Classroom

When you hang the President in effigy, you have crossed the line between vigorous protest and hating.

wow... at least no one was hurt.

852 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:51:57pm

re: #835 Walter L. Newton

I absolutely LOVE those stories!

853 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:52:23pm

When it rains, it pours:

Brazilian priest allegedly taped having sex with teen

A police investigation continued Thursday into a Catholic abuse scandal in Brazil, which erupted last week when a network aired a video that it said showed a priest having sex with a 19-year-old altar boy.

The report, aired by the SBT television network, identified the priest as 82-year-old Luiz Marques Barbosa.

854 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:53:26pm

re: #853 freetoken

Sad thing before I go:

Depressingly, the first thought in my head was "Wow, at 82?"

855 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:53:40pm

re: #850 albusteve

a real Cloaking Device...
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

dude, being able to make yourself invisible would be totally sweet

856 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:53:53pm

re: #841 windsagio

That ties in to humans enjoyment of righteous outrage too tho'. Who doesn't love getting seriously pissed off?

One of the amazing things about blogs like this with a high volume is how much you think you know about the people on the other side.

Emotionally, I think I can pretty accurately describe the real personalities behind the facade with alot of the posters on here. I'm probably wrong of course, but I feel so sure :p Amazing subject in general.

Right-- some people like outrage in normal ways, probably the vast majority of political junkies like all of us do. If we didn't we wouldn't be here-- if we were the Perpetual Outrage people, we'd be posting on fringe sites, and if we were Echo Chamber people, we'd stick to sites were you only get one viewpoint.

Some people aren't about righteous outrage, and they're not even about politics, per se. The vast majority of the stalkers have little to no understanding or real engagement with politics. (if they did, they wouldn't be spending the bulk of their time wailing abou being banned years and years after the fact.)

They're acting out some internal drama. They're getting some kind of emotional gratification from it, from the whole fantasy they're projecting. It didn't have to be about CJ and LGF, they would just as easily have developed that weird attachment and fixation and outrage on a freakin knitting forum or gardening forum or something about someone there.
What I'm gesturing at here is that the anonymity of the internet, the blank screen that the lack of all physical contact provides, means that teh targets of people's obsessions are highly fungible-- if it's not this target, then it would have been some other.
I'm fascinated by all this stuff myself, I have to say. Creepy though.

857 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:53:59pm

re: #853 freetoken

Where does a priest get Viagra?

858 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:54:07pm

re: #850 albusteve

Congratulations, a little in advance.
Can we call you "Grampy" now?

859 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:54:12pm

re: #853 freetoken

When it rains, it pours:

Brazilian priest allegedly taped having sex with teen

Ewwwwww...

(among other things that could or should be said about this)

860 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:54:43pm

re: #853 freetoken

When it rains, it pours:

Brazilian priest allegedly taped having sex with teen

Saw that last night. It not just first world Catholic hierarchies that need a housecleaning. The refusal to address this issue has done Catholicism incredible damage.

861 keloyd  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:55:12pm

re: #853 freetoken
There are enough unambiguous pedophiles that I'm not going to get too concerned about a priest who seduces someone 19 years old. 19 year olds can take care of themselves.

862 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:55:19pm

re: #856 iceweasel

well, in fairness I leave the stalker thing to the experts :P Most of 'em left before I got here, and I've never been to any of their sites.

You make a compelling argument!

863 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:56:04pm

re: #856 iceweasel

As the ex-moderator of several gaming forums, I can completely agree that the subject matter doesn't really matter; the drama llamas run through it all.

864 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:56:21pm

re: #858 Floral Giraffe

Congratulations, a little in advance.
Can we call you "Grampy" now?

thanks...I suppose you can...I'm cool with it, Grampy/Grumpy whatever

865 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:56:26pm

re: #862 windsagio

I do think that (and this might be annoying to some) both sides get some satisfaction out of the stalker thing. The amount of attention it gets on here speaks to that.

866 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:57:01pm

re: #855 cliffster

dude, being able to make yourself invisible would be totally sweet

I have plans for mine...mwahahaha!

867 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:57:06pm

re: #846 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Look at the way Lizards even treat each other.

Yes. For example, the way they flounce, get banned, or otherwise leave and turn into stalkers when they don't get their emotional needs met.

868 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:57:09pm

re: #838 iceweasel

re: #807 Obdicut

It's the anonymity. It doesn't merely function in the ways usually mentioned, where people feel freer to be rude, or whatever.
The lack of any contact other than words on a screen means that it's incredibly easy for people to project fantasies onto others. It's common place to talk about projection, but the anonymity and the lack of physical data mean that projection is just everywhere. People working out issues in their own lives.

Look at the stalkers. They talk about Charles as if he's the father who rejected him. They are personally outraged by him, as if he were a friend or someone in their real life who betrayed them in some fundamental way. It is crazy-- and it happens all over the place.

Your right of course, I felt utterly betrayed by you when I found out this wasn't actually your picture...
Image: kitty.jpg

Thats ok I got over it once a non-stalker sent me your actual likeness...
Image: bunny15.jpg

///Still, I would have thought an "iceweasel" was more a kitty than a bunny type, oh well different strokes I guess. (just kidding) ;)

869 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:57:23pm

re: #853 freetoken

What is going on in Europe now is getting much too close to the Pope himself. I think the Vatican is at full Defcon 1.

870 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:57:41pm

and now I'm gone for reals!

871 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:57:53pm

re: #857 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Where does a priest get Viagra?

same place you do I suppose...on line

872 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:57:55pm

re: #852 BaseballMom57

I absolutely LOVE those stories!

Thank you..

873 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:58:10pm

re: #867 iceweasel

Yes. For example, the way they flounce, get banned, or otherwise leave and turn into stalkers when they don't get their emotional needs met.

Yes. And the way that many treat each other while they are here.

874 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:58:28pm

re: #871 albusteve

OH, SNAP!

875 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:58:29pm

re: #867 iceweasel

Yes. For example, the way they flounce, get banned, or otherwise leave and turn into stalkers when they don't get their emotional needs met.

We can get our emotional needs met? Here?
LOL!

876 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:58:55pm

re: #864 albusteve

thanks...I suppose you can...I'm cool with it, Grampy/Grumpy whatever

Can we call you flower?

877 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:59:31pm

actually one last thing, have to keep my and walters relationship on the right tack:

Walter, I don't think you're nearly pretending as much as you imply.

there, hostility restored!

878 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 3:59:31pm

re: #865 windsagio

I do think that (and this might be annoying to some) both sides get some satisfaction out of the stalker thing. The amount of attention it gets on here speaks to that.

most definately...I think there is a perverse satisfaction to being stalked, not with everyone certainly

879 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:00:42pm

re: #872 Walter L. Newton

Thank you..

I have 20 cows and a bolt of tweed...will you marry me?

880 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:00:49pm

re: #865 windsagio

I do think that (and this might be annoying to some) both sides get some satisfaction out of the stalker thing. The amount of attention it gets on here speaks to that.

I think that's less true than it used to be.

I'm raising that specific phenomenon only because it's the one everyone will be familiar with here. It happens all over the net though. Write anything public with a large enough audience and you'll eventually get vicious and abusive and inappropriately personal attention. It's the projection and the anonymity.

881 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:01:23pm

re: #877 windsagio

actually one last thing, have to keep my and walters relationship on the right tack:

Walter, I don't think you're nearly pretending as much as you imply.

there, hostility restored!

well everything was fine till 6:00 and then things turned south... what happens at six???

882 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:01:39pm

re: #878 albusteve

I went to the stalkers once, said, "Shame on you"...

That was the only time. Hell, I can't even remember the name of the site.

Please don't remind me.

883 SixDegrees  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:01:45pm

re: #847 freetoken

A common plight, as witnessed around here too:

'World News' Listens to the American Middle Class

"We are baby boomers and I think most of the people hurting are baby boomers," said bulldogzig. "We are close to retiring and who wants to hire us?"

The new "hiring stimulus" may make this even worse. It provides an incentive to hire the unemployed by granting a full year's exclusion of the employer's contribution to the employee's Social Security taxes, and provides a reward of a few thousand dollars per hire to sweeten the deal even more. It does not, however, provide any exclusions or protections to prevent firing older workers and replacing them with younger - and cheaper - ones. It may very well wind up providing an incentive to simply flush older workers out of the workforce. Safeguards, like insisting on employee retention or net workforce gains, somehow got left on the cutting room floor.

884 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:01:52pm

re: #876 cliffster

Can we call you flower?

get,thefuck,outahere!

885 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:02:46pm

Work calls. Bye.

886 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:02:47pm

re: #869 BaseballMom57

One would think that all the bad news eventually would add up to some sort of action, no?

887 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:03:02pm

re: #855 cliffster

dude, being able to make yourself invisible would be totally sweet

it's easy...

just have no money & poof! inviable :)

888 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:03:30pm

re: #882 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I went to the stalkers once, said, "Shame on you"...

That was the only time. Hell, I can't even remember the name of the site.

Please don't remind me.

I never bring that stuff up...it's the worst gossip game imaginable...I might respond tho

889 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:04:00pm

re: #863 Obdicut

As the ex-moderator of several gaming forums, I can completely agree that the subject matter doesn't really matter; the drama llamas run through it all.

Exactly. And I love the term drama llama!

890 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:05:49pm

It looks like Obama still does not have the polls in his favor:


Fox News Poll: 55% Oppose Health Care Reform

Please don't dismiss this poll just because it's from Fox. The article links to the poll's PDF and the poll was of registered voters, which is a sign of reliability.

891 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:07:19pm

re: #886 freetoken

I would bet ... no. I am not a Catholic, but I do know many. The ones I know are finding it hard to stay with the Church, because they feel they don't know who they can trust. A few have left the Church in disgust. From the things I have read, it appears the coverups and transfers were/are rampant. I cannot even BEGIN to imagine what it would be like to be abused by a priest, and what that would do to your ideas about your faith, and your God.

892 wrenchwench  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:07:40pm

re: #888 albusteve

Congratulations, albugramps. Maybe Abuelito should be your new nic!

893 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:07:45pm

We are going into Cholesterol Overdrive! Tonight... Panko breaded chicken chicken fried steaks over buttery mashed potatoes and topped with hot sausage biscuit gravy.

894 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:08:08pm

re: #875 Floral Giraffe

We can get our emotional needs met? Here?
LOL!

Heh-- that's exactly the point. Only a crazy person would expect to, or need to, and they'll inevitably be frustrated when they can't. Then they go psycho.

895 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:08:41pm

Does anyone know how long a tomato plant can live? I'm "hardening off" (getting them used to being outside) my indoor winter hydroponics garden. I realized that one of my tomatoes is over a year old at this point and still producing fruit just fine. If it get successfully transplanted outside It'll be 2 years old at the end of the season. Can I do this indefinitely?

896 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:08:51pm

re: #893 Thanos

When and where is dinner? Should I bring wine or beer? :-)

897 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:09:21pm

re: #893 Thanos

We are going into Cholesterol Overdrive! Tonight... Panko breaded chicken chicken fried steaks over buttery mashed potatoes and topped with hot sausage biscuit gravy.

Got your cardiologist on speed dial?

898 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:09:32pm

re: #890 Dark_Falcon

It looks like Obama still does not have the polls in his favor:


Fox News Poll: 55% Oppose Health Care Reform

Please don't dismiss this poll just because it's from Fox. The article links to the poll's PDF and the poll was of registered voters, which is a sign of reliability.

the lines are drawn, & nothing will ever be the same.

899 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:09:38pm

re: #896 BaseballMom57

When and where is dinner? Should I bring wine or beer? :-)

Now, and both!

900 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:10:07pm

re: #890 Dark_Falcon

Why should we take fox news seriously when the majority of polls show a different result?

901 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:10:29pm

re: #892 wrenchwench

Congratulations, albugramps. Maybe Abuelito should be your new nic!

thanks...it's the biggest thing in my life in the past 27 years I guess...I have not held a baby since I held my daughter all those years ago...I'm juiced!

902 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:10:31pm

re: #895 Killgore Trout

Well, they are tropical/subtropical vines (originally), and thus only die off in most of the US because of frosts.

903 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:11:03pm

re: #863 Obdicut

As the ex-moderator of several gaming forums, I can completely agree that the subject matter doesn't really matter; the drama llamas run through it all.

I've been a mod at three different forums, it is always taxing, even those that usually seem stable and forum supporters can go off on rants at the strangest times and over the weirdest issues. Plus the loons seem to want to always pick a fight, damned if you do (intervene) and damn if you don't (too lax).

Charles has done a good job here by keeping the "Mods" secret, it really is best that way.

904 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:11:07pm

re: #887 brookly red

it's easy...

just have no money & poof! inviable :)

indeed

905 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:11:12pm

re: #900 Killgore Trout

Why should we take fox news seriously when the majority of polls show a different result?

link?

906 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:11:21pm

re: #890 Dark_Falcon

It looks like Obama still does not have the polls in his favor:


Fox News Poll: 55% Oppose Health Care Reform

Please don't dismiss this poll just because it's from Fox. The article links to the poll's PDF and the poll was of registered voters, which is a sign of reliability.

Pew has it 48-38 against.

907 SixDegrees  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:11:22pm

re: #895 Killgore Trout

Does anyone know how long a tomato plant can live? I'm "hardening off" (getting them used to being outside) my indoor winter hydroponics garden. I realized that one of my tomatoes is over a year old at this point and still producing fruit just fine. If it get successfully transplanted outside It'll be 2 years old at the end of the season. Can I do this indefinitely?

As far as I know, tomatoes live indefinitely. At least the vining types. The terminal, bushy types might not, because I'm fairly sure fruit only forms on new growth.

I suspect production tapers off with age, however. Otherwise, there would be tomato arbors and trellises in obliging climates, and I've never heard of one.

908 wrenchwench  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:11:23pm

re: #895 Killgore Trout

There are two kinds of tomatoes; determinate and indeterminate. The indeterminate keep producing until the weather gets them. I don't know how long they can go if the weather never gets them. Determinate ones produce for one season that can't be extended.

909 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:11:28pm

re: #890 Dark_Falcon

It looks like Obama still does not have the polls in his favor:


Fox News Poll: 55% Oppose Health Care Reform

Please don't dismiss this poll just because it's from Fox. The article links to the poll's PDF and the poll was of registered voters, which is a sign of reliability.

The polls aren't going to matter at this point. It's too late for that.

910 auldtrafford  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:11:30pm

re: #890 Dark_Falcon

Keep dropping by here to find out what's being said about health care: one of the most exciting weeks in legislative memory - machinations and intrigue galore - and there hasn't been a single thread on health care all week.

Hmmmm ....

911 reine.de.tout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:11:32pm

re: #800 Jadespring

No it does help. Anything positive helps. I know I can't just sit here and worry so I just have to force myself into a positive mindset.

Several years ago, they discovered a lesion in the bone of my daughter's skull.
Needless to say, I was absolutely devastated, out of my mind with worry.

It turned out to be a benign growth, better than cancer, but it was still necessary to remove that part of the skull bone.

It finally occurred to me that I had done everything that was humanly possible to see to it that she got the best possible care, the best possible surgeon, the best possible oncologist . . . and that the rest was simply out of my hands. I had to trust that they would do the very best for her, and then, I had to calm down because it was not about my worries, it was about her and what she needed from me. I had to not be completely freaked out so that I could eat and get the sleep I needed to give my kid what she needed from me, which was strength. This isn't to say I quit worrying, because I didn't. I just refused to let it take over my life. Take it one moment at a time; and do what you have to do in order to be strong for your sister. She will need you. And I hope and pray it's something that can be cured or managed.

912 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:11:59pm

re: #895 Killgore Trout

Years (um, decades) ago when I used to garden I had traditional large tomato plants. However, I also experimented with the little cherry tomatoes in a pot. I seem to remember the only reason the little plant died was eventually due to my mistreatment.

913 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:12:06pm

re: #895 Killgore Trout

Does anyone know how long a tomato plant can live? I'm "hardening off" (getting them used to being outside) my indoor winter hydroponics garden. I realized that one of my tomatoes is over a year old at this point and still producing fruit just fine. If it get successfully transplanted outside It'll be 2 years old at the end of the season. Can I do this indefinitely?

I've gone several years with some plants. Beyond that I don't know. I've had some tomatoes that have stayed around and kept producing, and some that stayed around and quit producing. Peppers will keep giving it up until something kills them. Broccoli too, although it gets smaller and smaller. As for tomatoes specifically, depends on what kind. I'd bet the cherries will keep putting out fruit longer than the big boys.

914 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:12:23pm

re: #910 auldtrafford

Keep dropping by here to find out what's being said about health care: one of the most exciting weeks in legislative memory - machinations and intrigue galore - and there hasn't been a single thread on health care all week.

Hmmm ...

Except for all the open threads, which have been heavy on the HRC.

915 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:12:56pm

re: #906 Thanos

Pew has it 48-38 against.

but someone just said differentl... never mind. It's on!

916 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:13:16pm

re: #908 wrenchwench

There are two kinds of tomatoes; determinate and indeterminate. The indeterminate keep producing until the weather gets them. I don't know how long they can go if the weather never gets them. Determinate ones produce for one season that can't be extended.

Great point. I forgot about the determinate/indeterminate thing.

917 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:13:16pm

re: #910 auldtrafford

Keep dropping by here to find out what's being said about health care: one of the most exciting weeks in legislative memory - machinations and intrigue galore - and there hasn't been a single thread on health care all week.

Hmmm ...

no threads maybe, but plenty being argued about...surf around

918 auldtrafford  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:13:38pm

re: #914 soap_man

Except for all the open threads, which have been heavy on the HRC.

OK - but what's the boss's take on it?

919 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:13:39pm

re: #902 freetoken

Well, they are tropical/subtropical vines (originally), and thus only die off in most of the US because of frosts.

I think there are some plants that will theoretically grow indefinitely but most plants have a genetic timing and will eventually die.

920 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:14:18pm

Fat Bastard Vegetarian

If you are out there... I'll be sending you a email and a link to a picture in just a little while. I'm working on the photo right now/

921 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:14:26pm

re: #895 Killgore Trout

Sunset's Western Garden Book, doesn't say how long a tomato plant lives. Do you own this? You really should.....
There's some used ones for $10

[Link: www.amazon.com...]

922 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:14:34pm

re: #910 auldtrafford

Keep dropping by here to find out what's being said about health care: one of the most exciting weeks in legislative memory - machinations and intrigue galore - and there hasn't been a single thread on health care all week.

Hmmm ...

Charles has been travelling all week, often without even having internet access.

923 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:14:40pm

re: #910 auldtrafford

Keep dropping by here to find out what's being said about health care: one of the most exciting weeks in legislative memory - machinations and intrigue galore - and there hasn't been a single thread on health care all week.

Hmmm ...

Charles has been travelling and visiting family. He hasn't had a chance to post on as many of the issues as he normally would.

924 reine.de.tout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:14:46pm

re: #895 Killgore Trout

Does anyone know how long a tomato plant can live? I'm "hardening off" (getting them used to being outside) my indoor winter hydroponics garden. I realized that one of my tomatoes is over a year old at this point and still producing fruit just fine. If it get successfully transplanted outside It'll be 2 years old at the end of the season. Can I do this indefinitely?

I don't think it's indefinite, but if it's producing fruit, then obviously it's doing just fine.

Here's some information on tomato plants.

925 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:15:06pm

re: #919 Killgore Trout

I think there are some plants that will theoretically grow indefinitely but most plants have a genetic timing and will eventually die.

are doing blade runner tonight... I got go but I don't wanna miss it.

926 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:15:19pm

re: #919 Killgore Trout

I think there are some plants that will theoretically grow indefinitely but most plants have a genetic timing and will eventually die.

It is a perennial, though as FT pointed out they are farmed like annuals. It theory you could keep them going indefinitely if you could keep them healthy.

927 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:15:22pm

re: #907 SixDegrees

re: #908 wrenchwench

Thanks. This one is a Yellow Pear. It'll be interesting to see how old it will get.

928 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:15:37pm

re: #918 auldtrafford

OK - but what's the boss's take on it?

I have no idea what Bruce Springsteen thinks about HRC. :)

929 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:15:58pm

I'm outta here. See you jokers later.

930 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:16:07pm

re: #919 Killgore Trout

I think there are some plants that will theoretically grow indefinitely but most plants have a genetic timing and will eventually die.

My pickle trees have been producing for years. I find that the dill trees produce better pickles when you augment the soil with an acidic fertilizer. The sweet and sour pickle trees do much better in sandy soil.

931 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:16:21pm

re: #928 soap_man

I have no idea don't give a shit what Bruce Springsteen thinks about HRC. :)

932 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:16:23pm

re: #928 soap_man

I have no idea what Bruce Springsteen thinks about HRC. HCR :)

Dammit. I just blew my pithy comment.

933 reine.de.tout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:16:24pm

re: #895 Killgore Trout

Does anyone know how long a tomato plant can live? I'm "hardening off" (getting them used to being outside) my indoor winter hydroponics garden. I realized that one of my tomatoes is over a year old at this point and still producing fruit just fine. If it get successfully transplanted outside It'll be 2 years old at the end of the season. Can I do this indefinitely?

And Killgore -notice at that blog that I linked to above, about tomatoes, a couple of folks say they break off the dying parts of the plants. I do the same thing with my geraniums - it forces the plant to produce new flowers - I suspect the same thing is in play for tomato plants.

934 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:16:28pm

re: #927 Killgore Trout

Just make sure it is not a hybrid, because you'll need to save some seed for your liberty garden when the USA collapses.

935 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:16:29pm

re: #909 soap_man

The polls aren't going to matter at this point. It's too late for that.

we will gag on 'reform' no matter what...the debate continues, and will tie up the feds for decades...it's bad legislation, most people don't want the bill and the donks will pay dearly for their BO/Pelosi/Reid strong arm bullshit

936 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:16:33pm

re: #918 auldtrafford

OK - but what's the boss's take on it?

Same as anybody else here..
If the price of Healthcare goes down we are all for it
If the price goes up.. We are all against it...
It's really that simple
Love your nic..What about Beckham? Is he done?

937 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:17:03pm

re: #910 auldtrafford

Keep dropping by here to find out what's being said about health care: one of the most exciting weeks in legislative memory - machinations and intrigue galore - and there hasn't been a single thread on health care all week.

Hmmm ...

We discussed it a lot.
I don't know about anyone else but all it does is just piss me off and give me an upset stomach.

938 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:17:11pm

re: #906 Thanos

Pew has it 48-38 against.

Still a large margin. And I think those polls will weigh on the minds of Congress.

939 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:17:19pm

re: #919 Killgore Trout

I think there are some plants that will theoretically grow indefinitely but most plants have a genetic timing and will eventually die.

in that regard, I am most like a radish

940 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:17:32pm

re: #840 Dark_Falcon

And a Rhode Island teacher goes Full Mental Wingnut:

Fired Rhode Island Teacher Hangs Effigy of Obama in Classroom

When you hang the President in effigy, you have crossed the line between vigorous protest and hating.

It seems possible that the teacher concerned is a lefty moonbat rather than an ODS infected wingnut. His cause of complaint was Obama’s statement supporting accountability in schools. This is normally a conservative issue and especially so when it involves the mass firing of union teachers.

Still, figuratively lynching the One has to count for something among tea-partiers. Maybe the Texas SBOE can find a staff job for him.

941 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:17:37pm

re: #912 freetoken

Years (um, decades) ago when I used to garden I had traditional large tomato plants. However, I also experimented with the little cherry tomatoes in a pot. I seem to remember the only reason the little plant died was eventually due to my mistreatment.

Yeah, that's my problem too. The Hydroponics makes things easier. I have had plants die because the pump crapped out and I wasn't checking them often enough but other than that it's had to neglect a tomato plant enough that it actually dies on me now.

942 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:17:44pm

re: #910 auldtrafford

Charles is traveling, but you can complain to him via the contact form if you want.

And this is not nearly as earth-shaking as it's being made out to be by Bachmann and her ilk. It's important, sure, but nothing has really changed.

943 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:18:03pm

re: #890 Dark_Falcon

It looks like Obama still does not have the polls in his favor:


Fox News Poll: 55% Oppose Health Care Reform

Please don't dismiss this poll just because it's from Fox. The article links to the poll's PDF and the poll was of registered voters, which is a sign of reliability.

The dog is in the details.
Break It Down

944 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:18:35pm

re: #913 cliffster

Peppers will keep giving it up until something kills them


That's good to know too. I have pablanos that are almost a year old too.

945 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:18:44pm

re: #938 Dark_Falcon

Still a large margin. And I think those polls will weigh on the minds of Congress.

For those reps on the fence, I would be much more concerned about how my district feels about it. Those are the numbers that matter to them.

(Although I bet their districts are mostly against it. Otherwise they would just vote with the party.)

946 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:18:49pm

re: #940 Shiplord Kirel

It seems possible that the teacher concerned is a lefty moonbat rather than an ODS infected wingnut. His cause of complaint was Obama’s statement supporting accountability in schools. This is normally a conservative issue and especially so when it involves the mass firing of union teachers.

Still, figuratively lynching the One has to count for something among tea-partiers. Maybe the Texas SBOE can find a staff job for him.

Anyone who lynches the president (or anyone else for that matter) in effigy in their classroom shouldn't be teaching. Period.

947 wrenchwench  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:19:05pm

re: #927 Killgore Trout

re: #908 wrenchwench

Thanks. This one is a Yellow Pear. It'll be interesting to see how old it will get.

Yellow Pear tomatoes are great! I ate a ton of them one summer.

948 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:19:08pm

re: #921 Floral Giraffe

Sunset's Western Garden Book, doesn't say how long a tomato plant lives. Do you own this? You really should...
There's some used ones for $10

[Link: www.amazon.com...]

I do have a copy of that around here somewhere.

949 brookly red  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:19:39pm

gotta go be true to my predatory nature... spoons clinking pots... can not resist...

950 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:19:50pm

re: #945 soap_man

For those reps on the fence, I would be much more concerned about how my district feels about it. Those are the numbers that matter to them.

(Although I bet their districts are mostly against it. Otherwise they would just vote with the party.)

Quite Concur.

951 auldtrafford  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:20:01pm

re: #923 Dark_Falcon

...
Love your nic..What about Beckham? Is he done?

Everybody seems to think he's stayed in the game for the World Cup - and now that that's not happening, he'll bow out. But he's saying no - he's gonna stick with the LA commitment.

We'll see later this summer.

Go England!!

952 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:20:22pm

re: #939 albusteve

in that regard, I am most like a radish

Cauliflower by any other name, and it's still a radishing beauty.

953 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:20:37pm

re: #924 reine.de.tout

One of the commenters says they'll last up to six years. Pretty impressive.

954 auldtrafford  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:21:01pm

re: #942 Obdicut

Charles is traveling, but you can complain to him via the contact form if you want.

And this is not nearly as earth-shaking as it's being made out to be by Bachmann and her ilk. It's important, sure, but nothing has really changed.

Actually, Obama has commented once or twice on the subject. Seems to think it has some significance. . . . ?

955 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:21:21pm

re: #915 brookly red

but someone just said differentl... never mind. It's on!

Naw, I just gave another poll number, another data point. They both show "against" so if anything it supports DF's point.

956 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:21:23pm

re: #943 Jeff In Ohio

The dog is in the details.
Break It Down

Fox has one objective, and that's to support the opposition.

957 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:22:12pm

re: #951 auldtrafford

Everybody seems to think he's stayed in the game for the World Cup - and now that that's not happening, he'll bow out. But he's saying no - he's gonna stick with the LA commitment.

We'll see later this summer.

Go England!!

With a torn hammy at his age I say he is done..
He is getting old and the repair is time consuming..
What a player!

958 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:22:33pm

re: #951 auldtrafford

Everybody seems to think he's stayed in the game for the World Cup - and now that that's not happening, he'll bow out. But he's saying no - he's gonna stick with the LA commitment.

We'll see later this summer.

Go England!!

Wrong post quoted. I didn't ask about Beckham.

959 auldtrafford  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:23:15pm

re: #957 HoosierHoops

With a torn hammy at his age I say he is done..
He is getting old and the repair is time consuming..
What a player!

I think yours is the majority opinion. But the minority of one (old Becky) will tell the tale. He's a fighter, for sure!

960 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:23:31pm

re: #933 reine.de.tout

Yeah, I propagate them in my hydroponic system. Workd really well with tomatoes. a lot of times the little cuttings don't even stop producing tomatoes after being cut. They just keep flowering without even missing a beat.

961 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:24:14pm

re: #934 freetoken

Just make sure it is not a hybrid, because you'll need to save some seed for your liberty garden when the USA collapses.

I only do open pollinated because I don't want to get raped by the Mole Man.
/Colbert.

962 auldtrafford  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:25:04pm

re: #958 Dark_Falcon

Sorry about that. Edit function confused me. Torn brain ligament.

963 wrenchwench  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:25:07pm

While we're on the garden topic:

The Chile Pepper Institute

Welcome
The Chile Pepper Institute (CPI) is a research-based, international nonprofit organization devoted to education, research, and archiving information related to Capsicum. We are dedicated to educating the world about the wonders of chile peppers.

Research done by New Mexico State University's Chile Pepper Institute has helped promote New Mexico's iconic state vegetable. Now, the CPI (and its chile peppers) is on the map, literally, as a "must-see" destination in Rand McNally's 2010 Road Atlas "Best of the Road" program.

Our research can be hot and cool at the same time. Paul Bosland, co-founder and director of the CPI, was responsible for finding the world's hottest chile pepper, the Bhut Jolokia. In the fall of 2006, the Guinness Book of Records confirmed Bosland's discovery. Discoveries like these are not rare for the Chile Pepper Institute. The record-holder for the world's largest chile pepper is a specimen of the 'NuMex Big Jim' variety that was developed in at NMSU in 1976. And recently, the release of NuMex Heritage 6-4, provides a chile pepper with 5X the flavor of the standard green chile.

And it's a beautiful website to boot. You can order seeds from them.

964 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:25:21pm

Go Cats!

965 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:25:57pm

Smithsonian's Hall of Origins and creationism

We had to ask: What about creationism?

"There's no Adam and Eve here," curator Rick Potts says flatly. If you believe that the world -- and man -- was created in seven days, and that it's only thousands of years old, you might have a little problem with an exhibition that talks about a process of 6 million to 8 million years. Not to mention with the wall panel stating that we're not just related to apes, but to the banana tree, too.

What's ironic is that the hall is name for David Koch, of the Koch klan, the same people who also spend their fortune funding fundamentalist libertarian groups and anti-science groups. I guess if anyone has enough money one can then cover all the bases.

966 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:26:04pm

re: #934 freetoken

Just make sure it is not a hybrid, because you'll need to save some seed for your liberty garden when the USA collapses.

The Bioddynamic Goddesses are going to visit you when the moon is in venus. It will not be pretty. I recommend a full suit of penile armor that night.

967 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:26:56pm

re: #964 webevintage

Go Cats!

I'm guessing you are talking about basketball, so I want to say that I am very happy Notre Dame lost. Two of my friends are big fans, and really obnoxious about it. So, I'll have some fun the next time I see them....

968 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:27:44pm

re: #967 soap_man

I'm guessing you are talking about basketball, so I want to say that I am very happy Notre Dame lost. Two of my friends are big fans, and really obnoxious about it. So, I'll have some fun the next time I see them...

Anyday ND goes down in flames is a good day.

969 bratwurst  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:28:14pm

re: #951 auldtrafford

Everybody seems to think he's stayed in the game for the World Cup - and now that that's not happening, he'll bow out. But he's saying no - he's gonna stick with the LA commitment.

I hope that is true, and...um...that there IS an MLS season.

970 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:28:17pm

re: #964 webevintage

Go Cats!

Can you believe Cousins? What a monster! He is pro material.. Athletic.. Tall 6'11" and wide...

971 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:28:57pm

re: #965 freetoken

Smithsonian's Hall of Origins and creationism

What's ironic is that the hall is name for David Koch, of the Koch klan, the same people who also spend their fortune funding fundamentalist libertarian groups and anti-science groups. I guess if anyone has enough money one can then cover all the bases.

Even weirder: Bill and Melinda Gates used to donate to Discovery Institues (for light rail "Cascadia" support)

972 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:29:21pm

Rising Tide for HCR, Especially Among Dems

Of course it's not Fox News.

973 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:29:22pm

re: #968 Jetpilot1101

Anyday ND goes down in flames is a good day.

same for this Wolverine alumni's dad...GO BLUE!

974 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:30:04pm

re: #973 albusteve

same for this Wolverine alumni's dad...GO BLUE!

Grew up in Ann Arbor. I echo your sentiment, GO BLUE!

975 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:30:16pm

re: #950 Dark_Falcon

Quite Concur.

A lot of the reps are screwed either way. If they vote for it, then they will lose in the general. If they vote against it, they probably lose in the primary (all the unions said they will support an opposition candidate in the primary if those reps vote against it. Not to mention all the online money that will come from the progs.)

I just hope they realize this and just vote their conscience. That's the most I can ask for.

976 SixDegrees  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:31:10pm

re: #919 Killgore Trout

I think there are some plants that will theoretically grow indefinitely but most plants have a genetic timing and will eventually die.

If you've ever seen wild grape vines, you'll notice the fruit they produce is very small, and there's very little of it, despite the often huge size of the vines themselves, which I've seen close to a foot in diameter. To keep production high, systematic pruning is required, so there's always an abundant supply of "new" wood, the only type that produces fruit. I suspect vining tomatoes are similar. Eventually, in a given location, they'll simply deplete the soil their roots are able to get to, causing production to dwindle even further. With proper pruning and fertilizer, though, you could probably keep them going for quite a while. Not sure if their stems can tolerate old age, though; if they don't harden off and become woody, they'll eventually collect enough damage that circulation is impossible.

977 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:31:32pm

re: #826 Walter L. Newton

Then... another...

Once there was a man who very much wanted to serve God. He was very puffed up and spent his days giving advice to everyone. One day this man passed through a market place where the Baal Shem Tov stood with a crowd, speaking to the hearts of his listeners. This man heard the Baal Shem Tov say, "God wants the heart." So thinking that he had a new bit of wisdom that could be used to his advantage, he ran home to his wife and ordered her to stew up a cows heart. She did his bidding and then he took the heart to the synagogue and placed it into the Holy Ark where the Torah scrolls are kept. A few days later he returned to find the heart was gone. He rejoiced thinking that he had found a new way to please God, which no one else knew about. And so he continued this practice, certain that he was storing up his riches in the Book of Life. Little did he realize that for many years the poor synagogue beadle had not been able to afford meat for his family! Now the beadle’s prayers were answered. He found a meal delivered almost every night right from God’s open hand.

And the next night the shamash prayed, "Would it be asking too much for a brisket next time? My kids don't like organ meat."

978 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:31:43pm

BBL

979 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:32:11pm

And of course the redoubtable Nate Silver has the contrarian view.

Or not.

980 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:36:00pm

The story keeps unfolding:

Psychiatrist Says Church Was Warned About Priest

The German archdiocese led by the future Pope Benedict XVI ignored repeated warnings in the early 1980s by a psychiatrist treating a priest accused of sexually abusing boys that he should not be allowed to work with children, the psychiatrist said.

I said, ‘For God’s sake, he desperately has to be kept away from working with children,’” the psychiatrist Werner Huth said in an interview Thursday. “I was very unhappy about the entire story.” Dr. Huth said he was concerned enough that he set three conditions for treating the priest, Peter Hullermann: that he stay away from young people and alcohol and be supervised by another priest at all times.

Dr. Huth said he issued the warnings — explicit, both written and oral — before the future pope, then Archbishop Joseph Ratzinger, left Germany for the Vatican in 1982. In 1980, following abuse complaints from parents in Essen that the priest did not deny, Archbishop Ratzinger approved a decision to move the priest to Munich for therapy.

981 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:37:13pm

re: #980 freetoken

The story keeps unfolding:

Psychiatrist Says Church Was Warned About Priest

Word is that some people are putting pressure on the Pope to resign. Has that ever happened before? Because that would really be somethin'.

982 wrenchwench  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:37:47pm

re: #952 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Greetings, pBMb

983 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:38:20pm

re: #981 soap_man

Popes have resigned, fled, been murdered, went insane, and met other ends.

But yeah, Pope Boniface VIII enshrined the ability for a pope to resign.

984 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:39:27pm

re: #952 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Cauliflower by any other name, and it's still a radishing beauty.

Hi Bro..Miss your posts here...
Don't be a stranger..
How the heck are you?

985 SixDegrees  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:39:37pm

re: #981 soap_man

Word is that some people are putting pressure on the Pope to resign. Has that ever happened before? Because that would really be somethin'.

There have been both resignations and at least one case where a Pope was deposed by the College of Cardinals in the past. There was a lot of speculation that John Paul II would resign due to his failing health, although that didn't occur.

986 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:40:15pm

re: #983 Obdicut

Popes have resigned, fled, been murdered, went insane, and met other ends.

But yeah, Pope Boniface VIII enshrined the ability for a pope to resign.

He died of kidney stones and humiliation on October 11, 1303

Wow, dying from humiliation. That's a, uh, humiliating way to die.

987 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:41:01pm

re: #980 freetoken

Yep. As I mentioned, it's getting very close to the Pope himself. The warning sirens are sounding in the Vatican. This is unprecedented, I would think. What happens if the Pope is definitely implicated? Looks like he is already, but is there something civil (as in law) that can be brought against the Pope?

988 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:41:50pm

re: #976 SixDegrees

Not sure if their stems can tolerate old age, though; if they don't harden off and become woody, they'll eventually collect enough damage that circulation is impossible.

That's a good point.

989 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:42:12pm

re: #986 soap_man

Wow, dying from humiliation. That's a, uh, humiliating way to die.

If people could die from "humiliation" we would see a lot more dead people, particularly amongst a certain population who are always complaining about being "hyoo-mee-lee-ay-ted!"

990 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:42:26pm

New French reality tv - the Game of Death

991 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:42:37pm

re: #986 soap_man

Wow, dying from humiliation. That's a, uh, humiliating way to die.

Kidney stones are no fun either.

992 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:42:54pm

re: #987 BaseballMom57

Yep. As I mentioned, it's getting very close to the Pope himself. The warning sirens are sounding in the Vatican. This is unprecedented, I would think. What happens if the Pope is definitely implicated? Looks like he is already, but is there something civil (as in law) that can be brought against the Pope?

he's just another Joe Blow to me...if he is complicit in a cover up he should be busted

993 wrenchwench  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:42:56pm

re: #987 BaseballMom57

Yep. As I mentioned, it's getting very close to the Pope himself. The warning sirens are sounding in the Vatican. This is unprecedented, I would think. What happens if the Pope is definitely implicated? Looks like he is already, but is there something civil (as in law) that can be brought against the Pope?

Well, the pope should not be above the law, but whose law? Vatican City?

994 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:43:18pm

re: #987 BaseballMom57

It is unclear how much knowledge Ratzinger actually had at the time, of the unfolding scandal. However, as Archbishop one could definitely say he set the tone of how German Catholic hierarchy approached the problem in general.

Again, now as Pope he is responsible for how the Roman Church handles the numerous sex-related problems emerging into the light.

995 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:43:31pm

re: #987 BaseballMom57

Yep. As I mentioned, it's getting very close to the Pope himself. The warning sirens are sounding in the Vatican. This is unprecedented, I would think. What happens if the Pope is definitely implicated? Looks like he is already, but is there something civil (as in law) that can be brought against the Pope?

Of course, but he could remain in the Vatican like Cardinal Law to avoid prosecution.

996 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:43:36pm

Ensign scandal prompts National Republican Senatorial Committee subpoena

The National Republican Senatorial Committee has been subpoenaed by a federal grand jury looking into the aftermath of Sen. John Ensign’s extramarital affair with a former staffer, adding a new political problem for GOP leaders in their response to the dual criminal and ethics probes of the Nevada Republican.

I'm guessing we're gonna get a whole lot of "I do not recall" if anyone ever has to testify.

997 SixDegrees  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:44:01pm

re: #987 BaseballMom57

Yep. As I mentioned, it's getting very close to the Pope himself. The warning sirens are sounding in the Vatican. This is unprecedented, I would think. What happens if the Pope is definitely implicated? Looks like he is already, but is there something civil (as in law) that can be brought against the Pope?

Church members are subject to the same laws as anyone else; render unto Caesar. Within the church itself, the College of Cardinals can remove the Pope from office, but I'm not at all clear on the details. It would be much more likely that the Pope would resign if such an action loomed.

998 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:44:13pm

re: #875 Floral Giraffe

We can get our emotional needs met? Here?
LOL!

It's the weirdest thing - but some people were here for exactly that. And when it didn't happen - omg the never-ending tantrums that ensued. I've often joked that it would be easy to get these people to contribute their stories to a book called "Destroyed Lives - How I Was Banned From LGF".

999 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:44:19pm

BBC Newsnight: How Paedophile Priest Was Allowed to Evade Justice (1 of 2)

1000 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:44:32pm

re: #993 wrenchwench

The pope is the absolute temporal head of the nation that is the Vatican City. I do not think that any prosecution of him can occur without his consent.

1001 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:45:56pm

re: #997 SixDegrees

I'm fairly sure that's only for insanity or demonic possession.

1002 wrenchwench  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:46:34pm

re: #1000 Obdicut

The pope is the absolute temporal head of the nation that is the Vatican City. I do not think that any prosecution of him can occur without his consent.

Not fair!!!11!

He'd probably just get "house arrest" anyway, if he was convicted of anything. And that's some house.

1003 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:47:20pm

re: #977 Alouette

And the next night the shamash prayed, "Would it be asking too much for a brisket next time? My kids don't like organ meat."

LOL... I will paraphrase an old rabbinic saying... if you have 3 rabbis telling the same story, there will always be 4 different endings.

1004 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:47:31pm

re: #1000 Obdicut

The pope is the absolute temporal head of the nation that is the Vatican City. I do not think that any prosecution of him can occur without his consent.

then that little factoid has to change

1005 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:47:34pm

I say leave the Pope alone, he has enough problems without our help.

1006 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:47:39pm

re: #999 Thanos

ugh... after watching the first part of that -- don't take your kids to vacation in the Canaries

1007 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:47:40pm

For any law-talking people, here's a good overview of the Vatican's laws and justice system.

[Link: www.nyulawglobal.org...]

1008 wrenchwench  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:48:24pm

re: #1004 albusteve

then that little factoid has to change

I think you'd have to, um, overthrow the Church?

1009 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:48:42pm

re: #1005 Spare O'Lake

I say leave the Pope alone, he has enough problems without our help.

what problems?

1010 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:48:49pm

re: #994 freetoken

I did read that a former Vatican official has stated that the former Cardinal Ratzinger was very "hands-on" and paid close attention to the details of what was going on in his area in every way. If that was truly the case, then he knew. And that is truly despicable.

1011 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:49:22pm

re: #1008 wrenchwench

I think you'd have to, um, overthrow the Church?

INVADE!

1012 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:50:10pm

re: #1009 albusteve

what problems?

What, me worry?

1013 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:50:14pm

re: #1005 Spare O'Lake

I say leave the Pope alone, he has enough problems without our help.

People who obstruct justice and enable child rapists can't have enough problems.

1014 Racer X  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:50:42pm

How the fuck are ya'all?

(this thread is too civil)

1015 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:50:59pm

re: #1004 albusteve

then that little factoid has to change

I reckon something on the level of a Hague Tribunal would be necessary to overcome the protection the Pope is given as Head of State.

1016 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:51:16pm

re: #1014 Racer X

How the fuck are ya'all?

(this thread is too civil)

Fine. Fuck you.

:)

1017 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:51:35pm

So, how weirded-out is the American political scene?

Could McCain Lose His Primary? Latest Poll Says It's Possible

According to a new Rasmussen poll, John McCain holds only a seven point lead over his Republican challenger, former Congressman and radio talk show host J. D. Hayworth. The poll results show a startling drop in support for Arizona's senior senator; McCain led Hayworth by over 20 points just four months ago.

That, according to Rasmussen (a GOP favorite pollster), pure wingnut Hayworth is within 7 points of John McCain is bizarre.

1018 SixDegrees  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:52:25pm

re: #1004 albusteve

then that little factoid has to change

The incidents currently under investigation took place in Germany, however.

1019 wrenchwench  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:52:39pm

re: #1017 freetoken

So, how weirded-out is the American political scene?

Could McCain Lose His Primary? Latest Poll Says It's Possible

That, according to Rasmussen (a GOP favorite pollster), pure wingnut Hayworth is within 7 points of John McCain is bizarre.

Bizarre is much too nice a word for it.

1020 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:53:48pm

re: #1018 SixDegrees

You are correct. I failed to state that. I believe the Pope's brother is feeling some heat as well.

1021 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:54:16pm

re: #1018 SixDegrees

The incidents currently under investigation took place in Germany, however.

yes, an international ring of child molestors

1022 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:54:46pm

re: #1000 Obdicut

The pope is the absolute temporal head of the nation that is the Vatican City. I do not think that any prosecution of him can occur without his consent.


Link

It is interesting to note that the Vatican City State is the official member of those organizations in which the Holy See cannot maintain membership for reasons of its existence solely as a legal personality and not a temporal body.

1023 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:54:58pm

re: #1014 Racer X

How the fuck are ya'all?

(this thread is too civil)

Very well, thanks...now shut yer effin face.

1024 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:55:06pm

re: #1019 wrenchwench

Hayworth is WND territory. Has the GOP gone so far as to make Hayworth mainstream? Remember, over in KY the GOP institution is now embracing libertarian fundamentalist Rand Paul.

1025 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:55:41pm

re: #1018 SixDegrees

He could become another Kissinger or another Polanski. Afraid to leave the Vatican (or Italy, since the corrupt Berluscioni is probably not going to give him up) lest he be arrested.

It wouldn't be good. I think he'd resign before it came to that.

1026 wrenchwench  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:56:33pm

re: #1024 freetoken

Hayworth is WND territory. Has the GOP gone so far as to make Hayworth mainstream? Remember, over in KY the GOP institution is now embracing libertarian fundamentalist Rand Paul.

I think AZ may be sort of "cutting edge" in this area.

1027 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:56:34pm

Yes, I know that Hayworth was once a congressman from AZ. Hedgecock always had him on the radio here in SoCal. But Hayworth was part of the criminal gang that was run out of DC. Do the Arizonan's have that short of memory?

1028 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:57:02pm

re: #1022 Bagua

What do you think that says, Bagua?

He's the head of the Holy See, and he's the head of the Vactican City State.

What aren't you getting?

1029 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:58:36pm

Cardinal Law has taken refuge in the Vatican to escape prosecution

Why isn't Bernard Law is not in jail

1030 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:59:08pm

re: #1013 goddamnedfrank

People who obstruct justice and enable child rapists can't have enough problems.

What the heck is the world coming to? Next thing you know they'll accuse the Queen of England of stealing the Crown jewels!

1031 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 4:59:59pm

re: #1028 Obdicut

What do you think that says, Bagua?

He's the head of the Holy See, and he's the head of the Vactican City State.

What aren't you getting?

What aren't you getting?

1032 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:00:00pm

re: #979 Jeff In Ohio

And of course the redoubtable Nate Silver has the contrarian view.

Or not.

I think he has gone after the FOX polls before because of the wording of their questions.?

1033 Racer X  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:00:19pm
1034 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:00:51pm

re: #1031 Bagua

I'm not getting why you posted something about how the Holy See and the Vatican City State are different entities, because it's entirely irrelevant; the Pope is head of them both.

Can you explain?

1035 Randall Gross  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:01:24pm

Natgeo Water issue coming up


1036 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:02:09pm

re: #1010 BaseballMom57

I did read that a former Vatican official has stated that the former Cardinal Ratzinger was very "hands-on" and paid close attention to the details of what was going on in his area in every way. If that was truly the case, then he knew. And that is truly despicable.

I'm so sorry for the victims tonight..
I was adopted by a very religious Catholic Family. ( My Dad makes Mel Gibson look like play school)
I never had an issue with a priest...Where I went to Catholic School those Priest were the most honorable men of God I have ever met..
I had issues with a couple of nuns...Serious fricking issues...I was abused about sexual issues before I ever hit puberty.. I will never forgive the anger towards me by the 2 nuns.. Lunch hour in the bathroom getting screamed at about things I didn't understand about sex for another couple of years..
I have never forgot.. I held my children close to my heart and always protected them cause I know what is up in the real world....
I know all about the Catholic Church

1037 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:03:05pm

re: #1029 Bagua

Cardinal Law has taken refuge in the Vatican to escape prosecution

Why isn't Bernard Law is not in jail

Of course the answer is right at the beginning of the 2002 article you linked too:

The question was somewhat rhetorical. Since Massachusetts didn't have a mandatory reporting law, the answer was that the cardinal was under no legal obligation to come forward with information about sexual abuse of children by priests he'd supervised.

From I understand the posting of Law in Rome was not the plum that folks who do not know The Church think it to be.
and yes he is despicable....

1038 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:03:23pm

re: #1034 Obdicut

I'm not getting why you posted something about how the Holy See and the Vatican City State are different entities, because it's entirely irrelevant; the Pope is head of them both.

Can you explain?

You said:

The pope is the absolute temporal head of the nation that is the Vatican City. I do not think that any prosecution of him can occur without his consent.

But the link you posted said:

the Holy See cannot maintain membership for reasons of its existence solely as a legal personality and not a temporal body.

1039 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:03:56pm

re: #1030 Spare O'Lake

What the heck is the world coming to? Next thing you know they'll accuse the Queen of England of stealing the Crown jewels!

A child's innocence is not something that can be stolen and then replaced, it is something that is irrevocably destroyed forever.

I can't be kind about this. You really are an awful person.

1040 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:04:17pm

re: #1036 HoosierHoops

Sorry you had to go through that, Hoops. Our culture-- most cultures-- are terrified of children, and we do the most damnable things to them 'for their own good'.

I'm glad you're there for your kids. Good man.

1041 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:04:33pm

re: #1035 Thanos

Natgeo Water issue coming up

[Video]

nobody cares about water...pretty sad

1042 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:07:04pm

re: #1038 Bagua

Okay, Bagua. I didn't actually post a link when I made that claim, since it's simply something I know to be true. I later posted a link about legal stuff in the Vatican City.

Are you disputing the truth of the statement that the Pope is the temporal head of the Vatican City State for some reason? I cannot for the life of me figure out what your objection is, since what I said was true, and nothing you've posted has had any relevance to it.

1043 Racer X  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:07:11pm
1044 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:07:34pm

I would like the Bishops (or someone) to do a study of why some areas seem to have the abuse problem while others did not.
I think the findings would be:

1. Some Bishops/Cardinals did not put up with the shit. They either kicked a guy out or handed them over to the local authorities.

2. Lack of proper vetting/formation at specific seminaries and within orders.

1045 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:08:18pm

"There is nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't play basketball!!"

Kentucky Violated NCAA Rules While Recruiting Basketball-Playing Dog

1046 bratwurst  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:09:06pm

re: #1014 Racer X

How the fuck are ya'all?

(this thread is too civil)

Was just thinking that this was the first 1000+ post thread I have seen in my time here that hasn't included at least a bit of pig fighting!

Can't we all just not get along?

1047 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:09:28pm

re: #1037 webevintage

Of course the answer is right at the beginning of the 2002 article you linked too:

The question was somewhat rhetorical. Since Massachusetts didn't have a mandatory reporting law, the answer was that the cardinal was under no legal obligation to come forward with information about sexual abuse of children by priests he'd supervised.

From I understand the posting of Law in Rome was not the plum that folks who do not know The Church think it to be.
and yes he is despicable...

Yes, I think they would have to use RICO Act laws, or obstruction of justice to go after him if they had the will. They could find a charge if they wanted to. The other problem being he is unavailable for civil suits.

1048 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:09:37pm

re: #1044 webevintage

I think that Reine has said some interesting things regarding seminaries that were, as strange and awful as it sounds, basically taken over by pedophile priests.

I don't really know anything about that, but she's mentioned it before.

1049 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:12:10pm

We are getting a belated Farkalanche to this thread
Fark Headline: Charles Johnson, on 'Alternative Right': This is where the party ends, I can't stand here listening to you and your racist friends
Nice....

1050 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:12:30pm

re: #1044 webevintage

I would like the Bishops (or someone) to do a study of why some areas seem to have the abuse problem while others did not.
I think the findings would be:

1. Some Bishops/Cardinals did not put up with the shit. They either kicked a guy out or handed them over to the local authorities.

2. Lack of proper vetting/formation at specific seminaries and within orders.

I'd agree. Of course the main problem would be that if you have a specific Bishop or Cardinal commited to the coverup, the offender just gets moved to a new parish, and continues abusing.
Pedophiles have incredibly high recidivism rates even with imprisonment and counseling. They also, IIRC, score off the charts when it comes to number of victims. A single pedophile will often have dozens of victims.

So if you have even one offender, who is protected and shuffled around, he leaves behind a very long trail of damage.

1051 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:14:43pm

re: #1036 HoosierHoops

Wow, Hoops. Hugs to you.

I know it is not fair to paint every priest, nun and brother with the same brush. But this thing is getting bigger, is now reported in almost ever corner of the globe, and I just don't understand why it was allowed to continue. What exactly, I would like to ask the Cardinals, is acceptable about harming children, both physically and sometimes worst of all, psychologically?

I just don't get it.

1052 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:16:49pm

re: #1039 goddamnedfrank

A child's innocence is not something that can be stolen and then replaced, it is something that is irrevocably destroyed forever.

I can't be kind about this. You really are an awful person.

Who's being kind, you wooden headed dolt. Don't you know I travel on auto-sarc? But don't worry, I see the usual suspects have already updinged you.
Geez, what an infestation of backbiters we got here.

1053 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:16:51pm

re: #1042 Obdicut

Okay, Bagua. I didn't actually post a link when I made that claim, since it's simply something I know to be true. I later posted a link about legal stuff in the Vatican City.

Are you disputing the truth of the statement that the Pope is the temporal head of the Vatican City State for some reason? I cannot for the life of me figure out what your objection is, since what I said was true, and nothing you've posted has had any relevance to it.


You are obviously confused on this. You said one thing and posted a link that said another. The link about the "legal stuff" claims the Holy See cannot maintain membership for reasons of its existence solely as a legal personality and not a temporal body.

I believe there is some debate as to whether the VCS qualifies as a state under international law and whether the VCS and the Holy See are actually two seperate international personalities.

1054 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:18:45pm

re: #1051 BaseballMom57

To me it seems that there are two easy interpretations:

1: The church is a large institution that covers up terrible things as many large institutions do, but since they have a special role in people's lives, it's especially odious of them to do so.

2: The church is a spiritual institution that considers priests as more important than children, and sees pedophilia as a spiritual problem to be addressed spiritually. They ignore that whatever techniques they're using don't work, of course.

1055 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:19:01pm

re: #1039 goddamnedfrank

A child's innocence is not something that can be stolen and then replaced, it is something that is irrevocably destroyed forever.

I can't be kind about this. You really are an awful person.

That is harsh, he was making a joke.

1056 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:19:33pm

re: #1052 Spare O'Lake

I think your confused. It's easy to see the sarcasm. It's hard to find it funny.

1057 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:20:10pm

I'm not an expert in international and canon law but I would be very surprised if the Pope was not entitled to diplomatic immunity from prosecution by virtue of his position as a head of state.

1058 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:20:13pm

re: #1051 BaseballMom57

Wow, Hoops. Hugs to you.

I know it is not fair to paint every priest, nun and brother with the same brush. But this thing is getting bigger, is now reported in almost ever corner of the globe, and I just don't understand why it was allowed to continue. What exactly, I would like to ask the Cardinals, is acceptable about harming children, both physically and sometimes worst of all, psychologically?

I just don't get it.

The problem goes back many decades, and it's only in the last couple of decades that people talked about or came to understand pedophilia at all. In the early stages I think some of these guys were put back into contact with children or teens because the higherups didn't entirely understand the problem (IIRC they would get their own psychological assessments done internally for some offenders, and in some cases were told he was 'cured')-- and their primary motive behind the coverup always was to protect the Church and to avoid making public anything that reflected badly on it.

None of this excuses the coverup and enabling, and as mentioned, there's been no excuse at all for the willful blindness in the decades since the mid-80's or so when child sexual abuse and pedophilia started being understood and talked about in law enforcement and psychology.

1059 wrenchwench  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:21:14pm

re: #1054 Obdicut

To me it seems that there are two easy interpretations:

1: The church is a large institution that covers up terrible things as many large institutions do, but since they have a special role in people's lives, it's especially odious of them to do so.

2: The church is a spiritual institution that considers priests as more important than children, and sees pedophilia as a spiritual problem to be addressed spiritually. They ignore that whatever techniques they're using don't work, of course.

I tend to think of Lily Tomlin as the AT&T operator: "We don't care. We don't have to."

/lapsed a long time ago

1060 windhorse  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:21:56pm

....all I know about the Catholic Church can be summed up by the joke my dad would make about the nuns and their dirty habits.

1061 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:22:27pm

re: #1057 Spare O'Lake

I'm not an expert in international and canon law but I would be very surprised if the Pope was not entitled to diplomatic immunity from prosecution by virtue of his position as a head of state.

Probably. I would also gues that any trial would have to take place in Italy. The Church still has way to much influence in Italian politics and a prosecution would be very unlikely.

1062 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:22:53pm

re: #1053 Bagua

Obviously, I'm very confused.

Bagua, the Pope is head of the Vatican City State, and of the Holy See. As head of the Vatican City State, he is an absolute temporal head.

It does not matter in the least for the purposes of this whether or not the Holy See and the Vatican City State are different entities, as he is head of them both.

Finally, the Vatican has diplomatic recognition and relations with nearly every nation on earth, and is recognized as a state. The Holy See is in most ways treated as a State as well, even though it is a non-temporal entity.

Unless you can actually state what your objection is to what I've said in clear language, I'm going to assume that you are, in fact, the rather confused one.

1063 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:23:45pm

re: #1048 Obdicut

I think that Reine has said some interesting things regarding seminaries that were, as strange and awful as it sounds, basically taken over by pedophile priests.

I don't really know anything about that, but she's mentioned it before.

Yeah.
The one that served LA that Cardinal Mahoney attended would be what i am thinking of.

The Diocese of Little Rock, where I am, had 11 priest who were accused of abusing 18 minors from 1950 to the 80's which I read was like 2% of the Priests in Arkansas over that time. I think there was one lawsuit.

1064 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:24:02pm

re: #1061 Killgore Trout

Yeah, especially with Berlusconi as the head-- and the Italians will only prosecute crimes occurring in the Vatican City State at the request of the Vatican City State.

1065 Daniel Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:24:53pm

re: #980 freetoken
re: #1013 goddamnedfrank
re: #1050 iceweasel
re: #1036 HoosierHoops

This is utterly beyond this Pope. Who cares if this one man stays or goes? The whole child abuse issue by Priests vastly predates him. The acts, the denials the reshuffling, all of it. Too far back to let one Pope go even to jail and forget it. Too many victims.

I hurt for the children and the parents most. The Pope is irrelevant in that context. The sequence of denial went from blaming the individual priest as a mere aberration, to then perhaps his parish (if that's the right word) then to the region or the nation. Next-"Oh, its that sick American culture in the church" or some such crap. At the end of the day it's about how many victims are really there. I fear a true fall from grace of the church at large for the faithful. The denials and obfuscations of the worst offenders will stain the Church irrevocably.

Our belief (D_L &I) is that have a connection to God entirely separate from any church or religion. So to any people of any faith who have been hurt by religion or church or priest-The connection you have to God is there regardless. The church really is just a facade at the junction.

1066 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:25:38pm

Woman who insists on gardening topless near school is 52

Boulder's Catharine Pierce, 52, doesn't like anything to get between her and her garden -- which is why yesterday afternoon she tended the flora and fauna in her front yard topless.

Pierce lives within a block of the Shining Mountain Waldorf School, a pre-kindergarten through twelfth grade facility, which may explain why the Boulder Police Department started receiving complaints.

But callers who weren't feeling satisfaction from the sight of Pierce's breasts (or, reportedly, her yellow thong) were unhappy with the cops, too. Although a public nudity ordinance is before the Boulder City Council, Pierce was doing nothing illegal under current law. All officers could do is ask her to put on a shirt -- which she refused to do.

1067 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:26:09pm

re: #1065 Rightwingconspirator

I remember it being especially hurtful to my Catholic parents (both converted as adults) when the American church was being blamed exclusively.

That was a shitty move on the part of the Vatican.

1068 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:26:19pm

re: #910 auldtrafford

Keep dropping by here to find out what's being said about health care: one of the most exciting weeks in legislative memory - machinations and intrigue galore - and there hasn't been a single thread on health care all week.

Hmmm ...

We fight about it intermittently anyway. Stick around.

1069 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:26:20pm

re: #1062 Obdicut

Obviously, I'm very confused.

Bagua, the Pope is head of the Vatican City State, and of the Holy See. As head of the Vatican City State, he is an absolute temporal head.

It does not matter in the least for the purposes of this whether or not the Holy See and the Vatican City State are different entities, as he is head of them both.

Finally, the Vatican has diplomatic recognition and relations with nearly every nation on earth, and is recognized as a state. The Holy See is in most ways treated as a State as well, even though it is a non-temporal entity.

Unless you can actually state what your objection is to what I've said in clear language, I'm going to assume that you are, in fact, the rather confused one.

Formally, the temporal power ended in 1929 with the treaty between the Vatican State and Italy (Concordat), when the papacy accepted to have no more interests on Italy, its closest neighbour, and therefore on any other country. Of course, the influence of the Vatican still is relevant and evident, even now, and is mostly considered as a spiritual voice.

Some small degree of temporal power persists in the formal government of the Vatican City as an independent state.

From the wiki, it is not a clear cut issue which is why there is a debate on the subject. The formal "temporal" power status changed several times in history, eventually ending with the Concordat.

1070 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:26:21pm
Dissident theologian Hans Kung calls on Pope to issue "mea culpa" for sex abuse

The dissident Swiss Catholic theologian Hans Kung has called on Pope Benedict XVI to issue a "mea culpa" for his part in "covering up decades of clerical sex abuse", both as an archbishop in Munich and as a cardinal in Rome.

Father Kung, who once taught theology alongside the future Pope at Tubingen in Germany, noted that Monsignor Robert Zollitsch, the head of the German bishops had apologised to sex abuse victims after meeting the Pope last week, saying that the pontiff was "shocked and deeply moved" by his account of cases in his native Germany.

Benedict is expected to sign a letter tomorrow to the faithful in Ireland after his talks with Irish bishops last month, when he described sex abuse as a grave sin and a "heinous crime".

However Father Kung said that bishops — including the pontiff himself — should not just seek forgiveness but "should finally acknowledge their own co-responsibility" in covering up "systematic abuses". He added: "Should not Pope Benedict XVI also assume his own responsibility, instead of complaining that there is a campaign against him?"

contd :

[Link: www.timesonline.co.uk...]

1071 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:26:23pm

re: #1056 Jeff In Ohio

I think your confused. It's easy to see the sarcasm. It's hard to find it funny.

It was not meant to be funny, just sardonic. Oh well, that's why I haven't given up my day job...yet.

1072 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:27:22pm

re: #1066 Killgore Trout

Woman who insists on gardening topless near school is 52

Meh, I think you should be able to be nude in your own garden if you want to.

1073 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:28:13pm

re: #1072 webevintage

Meh, I think you should be able to be nude in your own garden if you want to.

Preferably, out of sight of the street, and neighbors, though....

1074 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:28:25pm

re: #1072 webevintage

Meh, I think you should be able to be nude in your own garden if you want to.

Not if it is clearly visible from public land. If one has a high fence, then go for it.

1075 wrenchwench  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:28:39pm

re: #1072 webevintage

Meh, I think you should be able to be nude in your own garden if you want to.

BACKyard, maybe.

--or--

At 25 maybe. NOT 52.

/I'm 52

1076 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:28:46pm

re: #1065 Rightwingconspirator

The denials and obfuscations of the worst offenders will stain the Church irrevocably.


I guess this is why I have been loosely following this issue. The issues over international law (e.g., whether anyone hiding in Vatican City can be prosecuted) aren't really my concern. As you state, there are larger issues at stake here and transcend any one individual.

1077 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:28:58pm

re: #1058 iceweasel

The problem goes back many decades, and it's only in the last couple of decades that people talked about or came to understand pedophilia at all. In the early stages I think some of these guys were put back into contact with children or teens because the higherups didn't entirely understand the problem (IIRC they would get their own psychological assessments done internally for some offenders, and in some cases were told he was 'cured')-- and their primary motive behind the coverup always was to protect the Church and to avoid making public anything that reflected badly on it.

None of this excuses the coverup and enabling, and as mentioned, there's been no excuse at all for the willful blindness in the decades since the mid-80's or so when child sexual abuse and pedophilia started being understood and talked about in law enforcement and psychology.

The Catholics have it all wrong...
Not one Nun we put in charge of our children have ever had a child born to them so precious they would give their life too..
There is no priest alive that has a son that is his pride and joy and falls asleep in peace and pride and love..
The church lost it's heart Centuries ago...
They thought all you needed was a book to raise children..
Any lizards that have raised children here know the book is Bullshit...

1078 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:29:29pm

re: #1062 Obdicut

Obviously, I'm very confused.

We know that, but are you also dazed?

1079 bratwurst  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:29:33pm

re: #1052 Spare O'Lake

Who's being kind, you wooden headed dolt. Don't you know I travel on auto-sarc? But don't worry, I see the usual suspects have already updinged you.
Geez, what an infestation of backbiters we got here.

Ah, that's the stuff that was missing!

1080 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:29:51pm

re: #1069 Bagua

As you cannot actually express your objection coherently, I can't respond to it.

The Pope is the absolute temporal head of the Vatican City State, which is diplomatically recognized as a state in international law-- as is, basically, the Holy See.

Nothing you've said even begins to challenge anything I've said, at all. I have no idea why you think it does.

1081 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:29:58pm

re: #940 Shiplord Kirel

It seems possible that the teacher concerned is a lefty moonbat rather than an ODS infected wingnut. His cause of complaint was Obama’s statement supporting accountability in schools. This is normally a conservative issue and especially so when it involves the mass firing of union teachers.

Still, figuratively lynching the One has to count for something among tea-partiers. Maybe the Texas SBOE can find a staff job for him.

I really don't care about his politics--when you're hanging the president in effigy, it's time you got out of the classroom.

1082 wrenchwench  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:30:11pm

Post faster! SFZ is catching up!

1083 Daniel Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:30:49pm

re: #1067 Obdicut

That is the kind of thing that makes them so obviously craven at the Vatican. That angered every American that heard. Attitude FAIL.

1084 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:31:18pm

re: #1065 Rightwingconspirator

RW, that is very well said, and I must say I completely agree with you, especially your last statement.

1085 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:31:22pm

re: #1072 webevintage

Free the Aerola 2!!1!11!!

1086 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:32:42pm

re: #1079 bratwurst

Ah, that's the stuff that was missing!

LOL. I aims to please, salami-breath.

1087 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:32:55pm

re: #1085 Jeff In Ohio

Areolae for Arugula!

1088 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:33:41pm

Not that I want to go nekid in my yard, but it bugs the hell out of me that my fat bastard white trash neighbor can strut around the neighborhood in all his man titty glory, but the lady boobs are offensive to kids.

1089 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:34:04pm

re: #1079 bratwurst

He's totally joking! Especially when he's not really joking.

1090 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:34:16pm

Skeptical clergy a silent majority?

By Daniel C. Dennett %P% March 17, 2010; 1:21 PM ET

Read "Preachers who are not Believers," a study by Daniel C. Dennett and Linda LaScola of the Center for Cognitive Studies at Tufts University.

Here are some questions that have haunted me for years. How many preachers actually believe what they say from the pulpit? We know that every year some clergy abandon their calling, no longer able to execute their duties with conviction. This can never be a decision taken lightly, and many of them labored on for years before taking the leap. Are they the tip of an iceberg? Is there a problem of deep hypocrisy separating many pastors from their flocks? What is it like to be a non-believing preacher? How do they reconcile their private skepticism with the obligations of their position? And how did they get into their predicament?

Several years ago I set out to get some answers, in collaboration with Linda LaScola, a clinical social worker with years of experience as a qualitative researcher. I had told her of my interviews with deeply religious people while writing my book, "Breaking the Spell" (2006), and of my surprise at how many of them were eager to tell me, in confidence, that they didn't believe a word of the doctrines of the faith to which they were devoting their lives. Was this also true of ordained clergy? With some help from me and a network of advisers, LaScola identified some brave informants, all currently Protestant pastors with congregations, and interviewed them at length and in depth--and of course in deep confidence.

Our report tells the different--and moving--stories of five good people who find themselves caught in a trap that only someone intent on doing good could fall into, a trap that nobody invented but that subtly and ingeniously blocks the exits. Of course we don't know how many variations on these stories are yet untold. We hope our presentation of these pioneers will encourage others to tell us their stories, so that the world can know something more about this phenomenon, which can only grow in importance as more and more religious leaders confront the flood of ideas and information that we in the developed world are swimming in today.

[Link: newsweek.washingtonpost.com...]

1091 bratwurst  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:34:20pm

re: #1086 Spare O'Lake

LOL. I aims to please, salami-breath.

I never sausage a wiener as you!

1092 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:34:29pm

re: #1066 Killgore Trout

Woman who insists on gardening topless near school is 52

Pictures, Kilgore, pictures. A story like this is useless without pictures.

1093 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:35:20pm

re: #1080 Obdicut

As you cannot actually express your objection coherently, I can't respond to it.

The Pope is the absolute temporal head of the Vatican City State, which is diplomatically recognized as a state in international law-- as is, basically, the Holy See.

Nothing you've said even begins to challenge anything I've said, at all. I have no idea why you think it does.

Of course, your black and white thinking does not allow any challenge, almost a case of Papal infallibility. Read my posts and you will see that the Latern Treaty ended the Temporal power in 1929, though there remains some debate on the subject.

1094 wrenchwench  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:35:31pm

re: #1091 bratwurst

I never sausage a wiener as you!

Do you have a link for that?

1095 reine.de.tout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:38:03pm

re: #1048 Obdicut

I think that Reine has said some interesting things regarding seminaries that were, as strange and awful as it sounds, basically taken over by pedophile priests.

I don't really know anything about that, but she's mentioned it before.

Eh, I left for awhile.
I had some links awhile back, lost them when my hard drive crashed.
But yes, there have been a few seminaries like that around the country.
The good folks would take one look and say, uh-uh.
The folks attracted to these seminaries were like-minded folks.
Lots and lots of sinning going on, with everyone turning a blind eye.

1096 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:38:12pm

re: #1066 Killgore Trout

Woman who insists on gardening topless near school is 52

I think the really irony here is the offended school is a Waldorf, a virtual cesspool of weird thinking, titty wagging, hirsute, real man hating progressives. I know, that's where my 12 year old went for 7 years and my 6 year old goes now.

1097 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:38:55pm

I really don't care what make believe status the Pope or his minions have...there is an international ring of child molesting within the CC...somebody is complicit in covering it up, somebody is responsible for hiding, abetting and allowing this scam to continue...if the coverup goes all the way to the Pope so be it...to play semantic and political games with all this overblown claptrap just puts more children at risk...these fuckers are criminals of the lowest order, hiding behind all their chastened cups and silky costumes

1098 bratwurst  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:39:08pm

re: #1094 wrenchwench

Do you have a link for that?

Do you really have a dog in this fight?

1099 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:39:32pm

re: #1089 windsagio

He's totally joking! Especially when he's not really joking.

What took you so long? I was wondering where our little self-appointed colour commentator was hiding.

1100 wrenchwench  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:40:25pm

re: #1098 bratwurst

Do you really have a dog in this fight?

I'm sure I'm not as close to the issue as you are, but I have some skin in the game.

1101 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:40:25pm

re: #1067 Obdicut

I remember it being especially hurtful to my Catholic parents (both converted as adults) when the American church was being blamed exclusively.

That was a shitty move on the part of the Vatican.

American Catholics tend to be a punching bag for the Church these days. Which sucks.

1102 reine.de.tout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:41:09pm

re: #1097 albusteve

I really don't care what make believe status the Pope or his minions have...there is an international ring of child molesting within the CC...somebody is complicit in covering it up, somebody is responsible for hiding, abetting and allowing this scam to continue...if the coverup goes all the way to the Pope so be it...to play semantic and political games with all this overblown claptrap just puts more children at risk...these fuckers are criminals of the lowest order, hiding behind all their chastened cups and silky costumes

Steve - it's mind-boggling, the cover -ups and reassignments, the turning away from the kids to protect fellow priests. Absolutely mind-boggling. I am at a complete loss to understand the mind-set.

1103 Daniel Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:41:10pm

re: #1097 albusteve

Anyone who helped hide or obscure should be banned from the pulpit for life. Every co conspirator. At a minimum-Their religion becomes strictly personal. Depart, & then repent.

1104 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:41:20pm

Anybody see the movie "Sleepers"?

Those who would harm children... Dante can't describe a hell deep enough.

1105 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:41:28pm

re: #1099 Spare O'Lake

What took you so long? I was wondering where our little self-appointed colour commentator was hiding.

nipping without any substance...you gotta wait til you don't get trampled

1106 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:41:33pm

re: #1072 webevintage

Meh, I think you should be able to be nude in your own garden if you want to.

A friend of mine was walking by the side of the highway in south carolina one hot afternoon with his shirt tied around his waist. A police car stopped and ordered him to put it on. He explained that he couldn't because he had just shit his pants pretty atrociously(which was true) and the shirt was covering his embarrassment. The police made him get into the car and drove him home. An uncomfortable journey for all concerned!

1107 Daniel Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:41:38pm

re: #1103 Rightwingconspirator

PIMF meant that for RDT too!

1108 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:41:44pm

re: #1099 Spare O'Lake

sorry, was eating and taking a walk. Beautiful day outside, y'know?

1109 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:42:35pm

re: #1088 webevintage

Not that I want to go nekid in my yard, but it bugs the hell out of me that my fat bastard white trash neighbor can strut around the neighborhood in all his man titty glory, but the lady boobs are offensive to kids.

Especially when said kids are not so far from the age when they were still nursing. Boobs are FOR kids. (Sorry, guys. It's true, ya know.)

1110 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:42:43pm

re: #1102 reine.de.tout

Steve - it's mind-boggling, the cover -ups and reassignments, the turning away from the kids to protect fellow priests. Absolutely mind-boggling. I am at a complete loss to understand the mind-set.

my heart goes out to you and your kind...it is just an awful thing to contemplate

1111 bratwurst  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:42:43pm

re: #1100 wrenchwench

I'm sure I'm not as close to the issue as you are, but I have some skin in the game.

Baloney!

1112 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:42:49pm

re: #1106 Jimmah

Isn't the correct phrase, "he had shat"?

1113 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:43:59pm

re: #1112 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Isn't the correct phrase, "he had shat"?

Either is acceptable around these parts.

1114 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:44:14pm

I never liked Georgetown.

C'mon Ohio sports team!

1115 wrenchwench  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:44:26pm

re: #1111 bratwurst

Baloney!

It's been fun, but it's time to get my buns out of here.

Play nice, lizards.

(That'll jinx the thread.)

1116 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:45:16pm

re: #1100 wrenchwench

I'm sure I'm not as close to the issue as you are, but I have some skin in the game.

Maybe you two should meat.

1117 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:45:46pm

re: #1106 Jimmah

love a good pant shitting story.

I got busted in Abington, Va for pissing behind a bush. The actual charge was lewd and lascivious behavior being a hippy without a car in southern Virginia.

1118 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:46:25pm

re: #1109 SanFranciscoZionist

Especially when said kids are not so far from the age when they were still nursing. Boobs are FOR kids. (Sorry, guys. It's true, ya know.)

That's why guys never grow up.

It's true.

1119 reine.de.tout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:46:35pm

re: #1067 Obdicut

I remember it being especially hurtful to my Catholic parents (both converted as adults) when the American church was being blamed exclusively.

That was a shitty move on the part of the Vatican.

As we are seeing now, there was an assumption that this was limited to the US, when it was not and actually, could not have been.

Here's the article on the L.A. area priests that I linked to a week or two ago

1120 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:46:48pm

re: #1117 Jeff In Ohio

My brother had this habit of getting reported to the police all the time until people got used to it.

Good news was, when someone complained about some guy peeing on the side of the street, everyone knew who it was!

1121 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:48:05pm

re: #1117 Jeff In Ohio

Abingdon!

Were visiting friends, wife got violently ill, had to take her to Emergency Room. Two kids were sitting in the waiting room, passionately making out.

Found out from receptionist, brother and sister.

Totally serious.

1122 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:48:14pm

re: #1066 Killgore Trout

Woman who insists on gardening topless near school is 52

Well, should there be a law requiring all "non hotties" to cover up?

1123 keloyd  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:49:06pm

re: #1109 SanFranciscoZionist

Especially when said kids are not so far from the age when they were still nursing. Boobs are FOR kids. (Sorry, guys. It's true, ya know.)

Boobs are for K. E. Loyd!

I'm siding with the Discovery Channel people on this one. Didn't we have a thread about proxy variables a few months ago? If the size and appearance of the boobage correlates with fertility and general fitness to make K. E. Loyd Jr.'s, then Boobs are for Science.

1124 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:49:10pm

re: #1120 windsagio

Better then GPS.

My girls will not pee on the compost pile for me. There's a real advantage to his plumbing guys have and the fascination we have in using it in ways that polite society finds repulsive.

Nothing revs up the compost like urine. Nothing.

1125 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:49:22pm

re: #1122 Alouette

Well, should there be a law requiring all "non hotties" to cover up?

Spandex is a privilege, not a right.

Nudity? Double!

1126 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:49:31pm

re: #1117 Jeff In Ohio

love a good pant shitting story.

I got busted in Abington, Va for pissing behind a bush. The actual charge was lewd and lascivious behavior being a hippy without a car in southern Virginia.

Heh. Always the southern states.

1127 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:49:43pm

re: #1121 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Abingdon!

Were visiting friends, wife got violently ill, had to take her to Emergency Room. Two kids were sitting in the waiting room, passionately making out.

Found out from receptionist, brother and sister.

Totally serious.

at least they weren't shitting themselves and pissing on the walls

1128 bratwurst  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:49:48pm

re: #1116 Spare O'Lake

Maybe you two should meat.

I wouldn't have any beef with that.

1129 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:50:31pm

re: #1124 Jeff In Ohio

Better then GPS.


Aahhahaahahhahaha! Dude, made my day :)


I'm betting everybody on here has peed somewhere they shouldn't at least once, altho I bet also that the guys have done it quite a few times more than the ladies >>

1130 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:50:46pm

re: #1124 Jeff In Ohio

Better then GPS.

My girls will not pee on the compost pile for me. There's a real advantage to his plumbing guys have and the fascination we have in using it in ways that polite society finds repulsive.

Nothing revs up the compost like urine. Nothing.

Would they be willing to, say, pee into a jar for the sake of the compost pile?

1131 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:50:56pm

re: #1121 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

That fits. I spent 8 hours in lock up, waiting for the magistrate to finish Sunday dinner and levy the fine - all the money I had minus $5 and a walk back to I-81.

1132 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:51:47pm

re: #1130 SanFranciscoZionist

put a little trap in the toilet.

Might be some contaminants added tho >

1133 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:52:47pm

re: #1130 SanFranciscoZionist

Mom does not approve.

1134 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:54:58pm

re: #1122 Alouette

Well, should there be a law requiring all "non hotties" to cover up?

I'll never forget the now-departed Zombie's coverage of the appalling "Boobs not bombs" rally in SF a few years ago. The mostly elderly participants hoped to end the war but they had to have known that they had already lost the fight against time and gravity. This was about the time a mob of Marin County matrons staged a naked anti-war protest on a local beach, spelling out the word "PEACE" with their substantial bodies. Some of them were in mortal danger of being harpooned by a passing Japanese ship.

1135 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:55:10pm

re: #1133 Jeff In Ohio

Mom does not approve.

so mom made it past the sixth grade?

1136 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:55:25pm

re: #1133 Jeff In Ohio

Makes me think of another story about my brother!

They used to lock him into his room at night (due to his tendency to break pictures of Jesus over the heads of his siblings), and his solution was at first to pee out the window. That was unacceptable of course, so eventually he got one of those giant plastic jugs up in his room. It would have been perfect for your situation!

After a while tho, these oogy crystals started forming on the inside, I don't even wanna know what they were >>

1137 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:57:29pm

Calif. college: Teacher violated gay bias policy

A Fresno City College science instructor violated a campus anti-discrimination policy when he told students that homosexuality is a mental disorder that should be treated with psychotherapy, campus administrators have concluded.

Christopher Villa, vice president of student services, reported the findings last week in a letter to three students who had lodged complaints against health sciences instructor Bradley Lopez. The campus' student newspaper published Villa's letter Wednesday.

"Dr. Lopez engaged in conduct that could result in the creation of a hostile learning environment by unreasonably interfering with students' learning by making insulting comments directed at homosexuals," Villa wrote.

[...]

In his letter to the students, Villa said Lopez also ran afoul of campus regulations prohibiting religious indoctrination "by assigning readings from the Bible, reading the Bible in class, and otherwise relying on the Bible as an authority in the assigned subject matter."

The finding came in response to student allegations that Lopez last semester quoted the Bible as proof that human life begins at conception, assigned his class to research the Bible for Jesus' genetic makeup, and discussed apocalyptic Christian prophesies during a lesson on climate change.

[...]

Culture war? What culture war?

1138 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:57:41pm

re: #1136 windsagio

Makes me think of another story about my brother!

They used to lock him into his room at night (due to his tendency to break pictures of Jesus over the heads of his siblings), and his solution was at first to pee out the window. That was unacceptable of course, so eventually he got one of those giant plastic jugs up in his room. It would have been perfect for your situation!

After a while tho, these oogy crystals started forming on the inside, I don't even wanna know what they were >>

So, I return to the thread to THIS comment?

1139 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:57:59pm

Ding me, ding me,
They oughtta click that thing and zing me,
High on the highest rock,
Oh woman ding me with your sock.
(Sorry Roger)

1140 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:58:15pm

re: #1138 Stanley Sea

PFF wimp.

1141 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:58:56pm

re: #1131 Jeff In Ohio

That fits. I spent 8 hours in lock up, waiting for the magistrate to finish Sunday dinner and levy the fine - all the money I had minus $5 and a walk back to I-81.

I'm sensing a "Billy Jack" moment.

"I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face."

(top of my voice)
GO AHEAD AND HATE YOUR NEIGHBOR
GO AHEAD AND CHEAT A FRIEND...

1142 Liberal Classic  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:59:10pm

re: #7 Soap_Man

Cool story here:

Woman donates tax refund to Haiti, wins $50,000 lotto prize four days later

(Results not typical.)

1143 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:59:14pm

re: #1140 windsagio

PFF wimp.

"sensitive"

1144 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:59:56pm

re: #1137 freetoken

Calif. college: Teacher violated gay bias policy

Culture war? What culture war?

!

assigned his class to research the Bible for Jesus' genetic makeup, and discussed apocalyptic Christian prophesies during a lesson on climate change

What. The. Fuck.

1145 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 5:59:56pm

re: #1143 Stanley Sea

*Crying drunkenly*

I love you man! You're the only one here that really, really gets me!

1146 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:01:03pm

re: #1145 windsagio

My claim to fame!

1147 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:01:17pm

re: #1146 Stanley Sea

zing!

1148 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:01:42pm

re: #1146 Stanley Sea

My claim to fame!

Did you see the Quicksilver material yet?

1149 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:01:51pm

re: #1136 windsagio

Makes me think of another story about my brother!

They used to lock him into his room at night (due to his tendency to break pictures of Jesus over the heads of his siblings), and his solution was at first to pee out the window. That was unacceptable of course, so eventually he got one of those giant plastic jugs up in his room. It would have been perfect for your situation!

After a while tho, these oogy crystals started forming on the inside, I don't even wanna know what they were >>

Pictures of Jesus specifically? Any idea why?

(I realize this is not the point of your story, I just find it interesting.)

1150 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:02:15pm

re: #1137 freetoken

Calif. college: Teacher violated gay bias policy

Culture war? What culture war?

Another candidate for the Texas SBOE staff.

1151 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:02:35pm

re: #1137 freetoken

Calif. college: Teacher violated gay bias policy

Culture war? What culture war?

But I thought the Left ruled the campuses with an iron fist? How did this guy get hired?

1152 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:02:38pm

re: #1141 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I'm sensing a "Billy Jack" moment.

"I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face."

(top of my voice)
GO AHEAD AND HATE YOUR NEIGHBOR
GO AHEAD AND CHEAT A FRIEND...

That's a great flick.

" the savagery of this idiotic moment of yours... I just go BERSERK! "

1153 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:02:57pm

re: #1148 Walter L. Newton

No. Supposed to see him earlier this week, didn't. He's coming over tomorrow - I'm going to ask him to bring it w/him.

1154 jaunte  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:03:22pm

re: #1151 SanFranciscoZionist

But I thought the Left ruled the campuses with an iron fist? How did this guy get hired?

Nobody else wanted to teach at Fresno City College?

1155 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:03:38pm

re: #1149 SanFranciscoZionist

Convenience actually, it was over her bed. I included it because I find it totally hilarious!

Specifically it was a picture of 'Jesus loving the children', which makes it even better :)

1156 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:03:39pm

re: #1036 HoosierHoops

I'm so sorry for the victims tonight..
I was adopted by a very religious Catholic Family. ( My Dad makes Mel Gibson look like play school)
I never had an issue with a priest...Where I went to Catholic School those Priest were the most honorable men of God I have ever met..
I had issues with a couple of nuns...Serious fricking issues...I was abused about sexual issues before I ever hit puberty.. I will never forgive the anger towards me by the 2 nuns.. Lunch hour in the bathroom getting screamed at about things I didn't understand about sex for another couple of years..
I have never forgot.. I held my children close to my heart and always protected them cause I know what is up in the real world...
I know all about the Catholic Church

Amazing the crap adults subject kids to in the name of God knows what...

Come on sister Mary, put up that shot up! In your face!

Then post the bitch up...

1157 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:03:39pm

Ring Ring
Hello?
Dr. Kahn?
one moment please..Who is Calling please?
The Hoopster
Hello?
Dr. Kahn?
Yes?
I need a bomb..
A bomb?
Yes...My bracket picks are blowing up in college Basketball..
You need a Bomb?
Preferably a Themo Nuclear Device..None of that old school 1950's shit..
Better than a W-88 device?
Go big or go home..
That bad Hoopster?
Kindof..I figure by next week I'll be ordering an ICBM from North Korea as a delivery device..
Look Hoopster..Lil Kim will help you make your College picks
Do you think?
Got any 300 year old French brandy?
I know a guy..
I'll have my people call your people...
Cool
/

1158 Donna Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:04:17pm

Just wanted to pop in and do some browsing, updinging and see whats happening. Have a good evening Lizardom, see ya later! And Keep Laughing! :-)

1159 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:04:33pm

in other news,

desktop dungeon 0.5 was finally released! Everybody should totally download it, its a really fun ~5 minute game.

1160 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:04:46pm

re: #1144 iceweasel

What. The. Fuck.

Jesus' genetic makeup: Jewish on one side of the family, Eternal and Unknowable on the other.

How much research does that take, anyway?

1161 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:05:12pm

re: #1157 HoosierHoops

No, what you need is a good bookie!
One to steer you to the winning teams!
((HH))

1162 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:05:18pm

re: #1157 HoosierHoops

Something tells me the Hoopster picked the Hoyas?

I picked whoever that Ohio team is.

1163 bratwurst  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:05:38pm

re: #1152 Jeff In Ohio

That's a great flick.

I have written for several publications under the nom de plume of "O.K. Corrales" as a tribute to that movie!

1164 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:05:51pm

re: #1153 Stanley Sea

No. Supposed to see him earlier this week, didn't. He's coming over tomorrow - I'm going to ask him to bring it w/him.

Good. Have a toke on me :)

1165 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:05:53pm

re: #1155 windsagio

Convenience actually, it was over her bed. I included it because I find it totally hilarious!

Specifically it was a picture of 'Jesus loving the children', which makes it even better :)

your brother was a 'her'?....please, at least keep your lie consistant

1166 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:06:05pm

re: #1154 jaunte

Nobody else wanted to teach at Fresno City College?

Point taken.

My father was raised in Fresno. He does not recommend it.

1167 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:06:21pm

re: #1157 HoosierHoops

I feel for ya. Don't even ask me.

1168 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:06:25pm

re: #1155 windsagio

Convenience actually, it was over her bed. I included it because I find it totally hilarious!

Specifically it was a picture of 'Jesus loving the children', which makes it even better :)

Owwww.

1169 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:06:28pm

re: #1165 albusteve

No, no, the victim was a 'her'. A female brother? Whose ever heard of that?!

1170 bratwurst  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:07:24pm

re: #1165 albusteve

your brother was a 'her'?...please, at least keep your lie consistant

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

1171 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:07:29pm

re: #1165 albusteve

I assumed the sibling who got cracked was the 'her'.

1172 Jeff In Ohio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:08:03pm

re: #1169 windsagio

No, no, the victim was a 'her'. A female brother? Whose ever heard of that?!

Only the Devil can make a Sister Brother.

1173 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:08:04pm

re: #1163 bratwurst

I have written for several publications under the nom de plume of "O.K. Corrales" as a tribute to that movie!

Did you use a fake name too?

1174 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:08:36pm

re: #1169 windsagio

No, no, the victim was a 'her'. A female brother? Whose ever heard of that?!

Anyone who watched the first season of "Ugly Betty". (The editor's long-lost brother returns as a very hot woman.)

1175 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:09:01pm

re: #1160 SanFranciscoZionist

Jesus' genetic makeup: Jewish on one side of the family, Eternal and Unknowable on the other.

How much research does that take, anyway?

I'd love to know more details on that. Genetic makeup?

Magill said he expects the school to put a letter of reprimand in Lopez's personnel file, a move Lopez would challenge through an administrative appeal. During a hearing last month, Lopez "denied that he did anything wrong, he denied that he was teaching from the Bible," Magill said.

The three students brought formal complaints against Lopez in December, but their concerns became public after the American Civil Liberties Union contacted Fresno City College's president demanding a response.


I guess i'll have to hit the ACLU website to find more details.

1176 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:10:22pm

re: #1139 Spare O'Lake

Ding me, ding me,
They oughtta click that thing and zing me,
High on the highest rock,
Oh woman ding me with your sock.
(Sorry Roger)

A woman and her sock are dinging you, Spare? Really? Who is the woman and who is the sock?

1177 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:11:11pm

re: #1165 albusteve

Grandson yet?

1178 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:11:40pm

re: #1134 Shiplord Kirel

I'll never forget the now-departed Zombie's coverage of the appalling "Boobs not bombs" rally in SF a few years ago. The mostly elderly participants hoped to end the war but they had to have known that they had already lost the fight against time and gravity. This was about the time a mob of Marin County matrons staged a naked anti-war protest on a local beach, spelling out the word "PEACE" with their substantial bodies. Some of them were in mortal danger of being harpooned by a passing Japanese ship.

At least PETA has a "hottie" requirement for all their nekkid protestors.

1179 harry91  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:13:09pm

[Link: www.debbieschlussel.com...]

Wow read this, this is really interesting.

1180 bratwurst  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:15:25pm

re: #1179 harry91

[Link: www.debbieschlussel.com...]

Wow read this, this is really interesting.

You know, I was thinking of not clicking that simply based on whose name was displayed...but I am glad I changed my mind! Incredible if true.

1181 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:17:20pm

re: #1180 bratwurst

Incredible if true.

Don't believe anything she has to say. She's a dishonest lunatic. If there's anything true or newsworthy it's not going to be found on her site.

1182 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:17:23pm

re: #1180 bratwurst

No kidding... Schlussel does come with, well, baggage.

1183 jaunte  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:17:24pm

re: #1179 harry91

I don't expect much from Hannity, and he's not giving much.
Too bad this can't be prosecuted as fraud.
[Link: www.charitynavigator.org...]

1184 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:17:25pm

re: #1161 Floral Giraffe

No, what you need is a good bookie!
One to steer you to the winning teams!
((HH))

LOL
If I was a bookie everyone in the entire world would be placing a bet on a game..If I could get AIG to insure me I could save the world on the pay-out..
This is why I have never bet on a game in my life.. I just don't bet on anything except to sit at Tahoe and play the 5 cent slot machines all night..
And lose a thousand nickels....*wink*

1185 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:17:41pm

re: #1179 harry91

[Link: www.debbieschlussel.com...]

Wow read this, this is really interesting.

I don't believe anything on Schlussel's site without careful independent fact-checking. Not saying this isn't correct, just that the source makes me take it with a big spoonful of salt.

(I fully expect Schlussel to show up here now and scold at me, which she has done in the past. Le deep sigh.)

1186 jaunte  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:18:49pm

re: #1181 Killgore Trout

Comment from the Charity Navigator site:

"Since 2003 Freedom Alliance has collected in cash $48,241,571! Since 2003 they have spent on the Wounded and Dead Veterans and their Families $1,781,782 or .036 cents on the dollar, according to their own IRS 990's!"


[Link: www.charitynavigator.org...]

1187 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:18:58pm

re: #1185 SanFranciscoZionist

She comes around here?

1188 harry91  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:19:03pm

re: #1180 bratwurst

You know, I was thinking of not clicking that simply based on whose name was displayed...but I am glad I changed my mind! Incredible if true.

Yeah I know, I thought the same thing. But my god if true.

Holy crap.

She seems to have her ducks in order though

TL;DR

Hannity is using his freedom concerts as his own personal piggy bank.

1189 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:19:59pm

re: #1187 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

She comes around here?

1190 jaunte  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:20:22pm

re: #1189 Stanley Sea

Tom Petty cue?

1191 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:21:08pm

re: #1125 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Where's the shiny gal?

1192 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:21:14pm

re: #1186 jaunte

Comment from the Charity Navigator site:


[Link: www.charitynavigator.org...]

I don't get it. That sounds terrible but the site still gives them a 4 star rating. What the deal with that?

1193 harry91  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:21:27pm

re: #1181 Killgore Trout

Don't believe anything she has to say. She's a dishonest lunatic. If there's anything true or newsworthy it's not going to be found on her site.

Yeah I'll wait but...crap.

Anyways back to beer

1194 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:21:33pm

re: #1187 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

She comes around here?

She ended up queen of the bottom ten after her last visit.

1195 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:21:33pm

re: #1190 jaunte

Tom Petty cue?


Ha! 2nd time I've done that. I think I take away part of the code of the quoted comment. Who knows.

1196 jaunte  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:22:27pm

re: #1192 Killgore Trout

I don't know. I'm registering at the site and will try to find out more.

1197 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:22:43pm

re: #1184 HoosierHoops

Hee Hee. Good for you on the nickles only!

1198 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:23:00pm

re: #1187 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

She comes around here?

Only once that I've seen, to screech at me. She, or someone claiming to be her has an account. And a -22 karma.

1199 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:23:25pm

re: #1188 harry91

I won't believe it until I see it somewhere else.

Hannity should be smart enough to know that people are going to look deep into the financials of it.

He's an idiot, of course. I'm a conservative and can't stand him. But, I don't think he's that stupid.

He'd be ruined beyond repair.

1200 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:24:20pm

re: #1198 SanFranciscoZionist

Only once that I've seen, to screech at me. She, or someone claiming to be her has an account. And a -22 karma.

You can see the comment in all it's glory.

1201 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:24:23pm

When The Saints Go Marching In


- Furry Lewis
1202 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:26:27pm

re: #1177 Stanley Sea

Grandson yet?

still waiting....

1203 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:28:35pm

re: #1201 Bagua

Sometimes you need to preview before posting, as the host domain (in this case filefreak.com) keeps files from being embedded.

1204 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:28:43pm

re: #1170 bratwurst

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

I do spread it out...but non of that stuff means anything anymore to the newer posters....liar, troll, douche all get tossed around like so many cold french fries...everybody is a troll nowdays, liars are a dime a dozen

1205 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:28:57pm

re: #1202 albusteve

still waiting...

As is the mother.
I hope she is well.
((ABS))

1206 avanti  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:29:17pm

re: #1180 bratwurst

You know, I was thinking of not clicking that simply based on whose name was displayed...but I am glad I changed my mind! Incredible if true.

Even the freepers are in a tizzy:
freepers.

1207 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:29:42pm

re: #1204 albusteve

the human condition is to lie to everyone, even ourselves :P

1208 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:30:28pm

Good evening Lizards. Back from my belgium beer emporium visit. Nice Belgian witbier and then a German hefeweizen with dinner. Little salad (spinach with beets and blue cheese), steamed mussels (thai curry spicing - nice), and half of a key lime tart for dessert.

Come home and find Georgetown in the midst of going down in b-ball. Looks like the Big East is the early disappointment so far.

1209 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:30:48pm

re: #1202 albusteve

We are waiting with you.

1210 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:30:50pm

re: #1199 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

48 hour applies to this one.

Would be nucular.

1211 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:31:00pm

re: #1205 Floral Giraffe

As is the mother.
I hope she is well.
((ABS))

probably better than me...I got me the jitters...I don't know much about baby havin, but I know it hurts

1212 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:31:53pm

re: #1207 windsagio

the human condition is to lie to everyone, even ourselves :P

speak for yourself

1213 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:32:40pm

Stunningly beautiful fossil:

Velociraptor's cousin discovered

1214 harry91  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:32:59pm

re: #1210 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Yeah it's spreading pretty quickly, grab some popcorn and wait.

1215 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:33:28pm

Oh Crap! Another lose in the Brackets for me..OK So in the morning should I just post the rest of the brackets so that you can pick exactly opposite and look like a frickking genius at the water cooler?
Send me 9.99 and I give you my picks on a 900 number and you just pick the other team.. In no Time at all you will be living next to Tiger Woods in Florida..
I hear the Golfing is great

1216 bratwurst  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:33:34pm

re: #1181 Killgore Trout

Don't believe anything she has to say. She's a dishonest lunatic. If there's anything true or newsworthy it's not going to be found on her site.

I always enjoyed when she called into the Howard Stern show...the cuckoo clock sound effect would be on overdrive and Artie would do his spot-on impression of her melting down. For some reason, she stopped calling in!

1217 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:34:24pm

Ok, this is from ACLU press release about the ACLU letter to Fresno City College about the prof with the anti-gay bias:

The ACLU letter includes several examples of Professor Lopez teaching sectarian views and personal bias as “fact.” In recent lectures, Professor Lopez:

* Presented a slide listing “homosexual facts,” including that homosexuality is a “biological misapplication of human sexuality” and said that the “recommended treatment” is “psychological counseling” or “hormone supplements.”
* Presented LGBT people as a burden on and/or threat to society, claiming, for example, that anything but a heterosexual union provides a “one-sided foundation for raising children.”
* Presented bible passages as “empirical” evidence that life begins at conception in support of his assertion that abortion is murder and “the leading cause of death in this country” (because there are over a million abortions a year).
* Followed a slide on climate change in a presentation on “environmental health” with a slide containing a Biblical quote about the world ending in fire, and said “that is the real global warming we should be worried about.”
* Repeatedly referenced the Bible and used it as a teaching tool, for example assigning as homework a question as to Jesus’ genetic makeup.

This guy was teaching an introductory health science class.
He needs to be fired.

Here's the full PDF of the letter.

1218 bratwurst  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:35:38pm

re: #1204 albusteve

I do spread it out...but non of that stuff means anything anymore to the newer posters...liar, troll, douche all get tossed around like so many cold french fries

And sometimes by people other than you! :D

1219 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:36:11pm

re: #1215 HoosierHoops

DOWN GOES GEORGETOWN!
DOWN GOES GEORGETOWN!

1220 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:36:49pm

re: #1203 freetoken

Sometimes you need to preview before posting, as the host domain (in this case filefreak.com) keeps files from being embedded.

Hi,

I did preview (always do), it works for me. Some people have Filefreak blocked so I usually use Fileden, but their server is out tonight. Someone explained it on a prior thread.

1221 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:36:52pm

re: #1215 HoosierHoops

Who lost?

1222 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:37:09pm

re: #1219 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

DOWN GOES GEORGETOWN!
DOWN GOES GEORGETOWN!

DOWN GOES GEORGETOWN!
DOWN GOES GEORGETOWN!
DOWN GOES GEORGETOWN!
DOWN GOES GEORGETOWN!

*tourettes*

1223 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:37:47pm

re: #1218 bratwurst

And sometimes by people other than you! :D

I've never called anybody a troll in three years...and only liar! to spoof another poster...if you're looking for trouble you won't find it here

1224 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:38:00pm

re: #1222 Walter L. Newton

Oh, man! That was my Cosell impression.

1225 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:39:32pm

Well, I'm getting javascript-FAIL here on the buttons... even on reload. Perhaps it is the number of comments... When this happens my plan is to use the Spy to follow the action.

1226 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:40:22pm

re: #1214 harry91

Yeah it's spreading pretty quickly, grab some popcorn and wait.

All sanctimonious assholes should be watched for just this type of thing.

Bright side? If true? We won't here from that prick ever again.

My opinion? 99.9% chance the story is false (or is being falsely reported).

1227 jaunte  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:40:25pm

re: #1181 Killgore Trout

The full Charity Navigator report on Freedom Alliance (2007 numbers most recent) shows:

Program Expenses 81.5%
Administrative Expenses 4.8%


which doesn't seem too far out of line, assuming 'program expenses' are the dollars actually passing through to the people receiving charity.
Registration at the site is free, if anyone wants to look more closely.

1228 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:41:04pm

re: #1224 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh, man! That was my Cosell impression.

"look at that monkey run!"
remember that one?
poor Howard

1229 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:41:18pm

re: #1093 Bagua

What you were quoting is in regards to the Pope's temporal power in politics in relation to other states-- mostly in the Vatican recognizing rulers, and exerting actual control over territory other than the Vatican in Italy.

All of that is present in the Wiki article you're reading.


What you have posted, strangely enough, completely supports what I said.

Some small degree of temporal power persists in the formal government of the Vatican City as an independent state.

Things that persist are not gone.

The Pope is the absolute monarch of the Vatican City State, which is-- as even what you post states-- the temporal power of the church. That was the limit of what I claimed, and what you posted supports this, rather than contradicts this.

Thank you for making your objection coherent; it is, however, wrong.

1230 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:41:22pm

Hoops? You there?

How many times has a 3 lost to a 14?

1231 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:42:11pm

re: #1228 albusteve

And his absolute shock that anyone took it as anything racial.

1232 bratwurst  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:43:05pm

re: #1223 albusteve

I've never called anybody a troll in three years...and only liar! to spoof another poster...if you're looking for trouble you won't find it here

Fortunately for both of us, I have better things to do than go back and dig up the several names you called me my first few weeks here.

1233 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:44:41pm
1234 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:44:56pm

re: #1232 bratwurst

Fortunately for both of us, I have better things to do than go back and dig up the several names you called me my first few weeks here.

then quit stalking me, looking for trouble...I don't recall you being particularly friendly...so it goes nowdays, the new breed attack dogs

1235 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:45:15pm

Imagine that.

A soi-disant conservative wraps himself in the flag, turns on the waterworks, cries for fallen soldiers and their children, makes his viewers cry, stages concerts to benefit our heroes, and pockets most of the proceeds.

How could this happen?

How about, how does it happen that the vets and their children for whom nothing is too good don't get taken care of automatically, but instead get told they have pre-existing conditions so the Pentagon can discharge them without medical coverage for things like brain injuries and PTSD?

How about, we're a nation of hypocrites, nothing succeeds like success, and their is no success like false sanctimony and cant?

1236 bratwurst  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:45:50pm

re: #1234 albusteve

then quit stalking me, looking for trouble...I don't recall you being particularly friendly...so it goes nowdays, the new breed attack dogs

I remind you that you called me names, and I am the attack dog. Got it, boss.

1237 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:46:11pm

re: #1233 Alouette

In your opinion, is Hamas trying to distance itself from the attacks on Israel, claiming they don't have control in Gaza?

I'm finding it difficult to follow Hamas's multifacted excuses.

1238 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:46:14pm

I don't know what to say about this, but it seems like something should be said:

Sexting bill passes Illinois Senate

Students under 18 who use computers or cell phones to share nude photos of their peers would earn little more than a scolding under a measure the Illinois Senate approved Thursday to address the "sexting" phenomenon.

Offenders would not face criminal charges, but would get juvenile court supervision that could result in counseling or community service. The bill doesn't address youths who send or receive racy photos if they don't distribute them.

"We're not trying to prosecute them if they keep it between themselves," said Rep. Darlene Senger, R-Naperville, who got a similar bill through the Illinois House last week. [...]

1239 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:46:33pm

re: #1221 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Who lost?

Just about everybody I've picked..After about 7 hours of College ball today..I'll be posting the results in the morning....I got the Orangemen winning the National Championship this year...I still got a chance..
*falls to knees*

1240 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:47:28pm

re: #1238 freetoken

What a great way to ruin kid's lives.

I swear, most actions taken 'for the children' just fuck 'em up even more.

1241 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:47:31pm

re: #1230 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Hoops? You there?

How many times has a 3 lost to a 14?

I can't believe it Veggie

1242 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:47:34pm

re: #1236 bratwurst

I remind you that you called me names, and I am the attack dog. Got it, boss.

consider why...be nice and you will enjoy your LGF experience even more...noobie poodles are so unbecoming, don't be one

1243 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:48:07pm

re: #1236 bratwurst

I remind you that you called me names, and I am the attack dog. Got it, boss.

It's part of the wingnut mythology that everything was so much nicer here before more libs showed up. Oh, for the old days when libs would get a savage beating and no one called people out for it.

Just ignore.

1244 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:48:31pm

re: #1239 HoosierHoops

Just about everybody I've picked..After about 7 hours of College ball today..I'll be posting the results in the morning...I got the Orangemen winning the National Championship this year...I still got a chance..
*falls to knees*

here's a hint...you can only get lucky

1245 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:48:58pm

re: #1219 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

DOWN GOES GEORGETOWN!
DOWN GOES GEORGETOWN!

When in doubt, roll with the small college midwest school. These outfits are full of basketball playin kids who could not cut it in a big school and Mom said stay home!

Sounds like great advice, right? I picked Georgetown of course.

1246 bratwurst  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:49:47pm

re: #1242 albusteve

consider why...be nice and you will enjoy your LGF experience even more...noobie poodles are so unbecoming, don't be one

Sir, yes Sir!

1247 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:49:52pm

re: #1237 Obdicut

In your opinion, is Hamas trying to distance itself from the attacks on Israel, claiming they don't have control in Gaza?

I'm finding it difficult to follow Hamas's multifacted excuses.

Hamas is totally in control of Gaza. I am sure they danced in the streets and passed out candy when the poor Thai worker was murdered today. They are only sorry that Jews were not killed.

1248 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:50:13pm

re: #1229 Obdicut

What you were quoting is in regards to the Pope's temporal power in politics in relation to other states-- mostly in the Vatican recognizing rulers, and exerting actual control over territory other than the Vatican in Italy.

All of that is present in the Wiki article you're reading.

What you have posted, strangely enough, completely supports what I said.

Things that persist are not gone.

The Pope is the absolute monarch of the Vatican City State, which is-- as even what you post states-- the temporal power of the church. That was the limit of what I claimed, and what you posted supports this, rather than contradicts this.

Thank you for making your objection coherent; it is, however, wrong.

LOL, you spent an hour working that out? You are an amusing chap Obdicut.

If you do more research you will find that there is some differences of opinion around this matter. What I posted both supported and contradicted your assertion, as you will understand if you read up on the subject.

1249 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:50:16pm

re: #1243 iceweasel

It's part of the wingnut mythology that everything was so much nicer here before more libs showed up. Oh, for the old days when libs would get a savage beating and no one called people out for it.

Just ignore.

not really and I've never said such a thing...there was a sense of propriety tho...like I said, everyone's a troll now...I think the myth is mostly in your head

1250 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:50:18pm

re: #1235 Cato the Elder

Imagine that.

A soi-disant conservative wraps himself in the flag, turns on the waterworks, cries for fallen soldiers and their children, makes his viewers cry, stages concerts to benefit our heroes, and pockets most of the proceeds.

How could this happen?

How about, how does it happen that the vets and their children for whom nothing is too good don't get taken care of automatically, but instead get told they have pre-existing conditions so the Pentagon can discharge them without medical coverage for things like brain injuries and PTSD?

How about, we're a nation of hypocrites, nothing succeeds like success, and their is no success like false sanctimony and cant?

People who put on a big display of piety are in almost all cases evil bastards, pricks, and wankers. No matter how many examples are shown to people they never seem to get that. There just seems to be an endless supply of suckers.

1251 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:51:07pm

re: #1247 Alouette

Oh, I know they really are in control, I mean, given that Israel says that they'll hold Hamas responsible no matter which group fired the rocket, I'm asking if Hamas is attempting to say, "We're not in control of Gaza, don't blame us."

Sorry for the confusion.

1252 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:51:10pm

Good God.
Florida and Vandi....

1253 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:51:41pm

re: #1239 HoosierHoops

Just about everybody I've picked..After about 7 hours of College ball today..I'll be posting the results in the morning...I got the Orangemen winning the National Championship this year...I still got a chance..
*falls to knees*

Everyone else has KY vs KU, me too. the chances of a blockbuster final like that? zip, pretty much.

1254 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:51:43pm

re: #1250 Jimmah

People who put on a big display of piety are in almost all cases evil bastards, pricks, and wankers. No matter how many examples are shown to people they never seem to get that. There just seems to be an endless supply of suckers.

are you talking about LVQ?....

1255 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:52:13pm

re: #1248 Bagua

Yeah, vague references to how I don't understand aren't really going to do much for me.

Everything I have said is correct, and what you posted does absolutely nothing to even contest it.

If you do not have anything new, I'm not going to bother responding to you.

1256 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:52:29pm

If you missed the first run of Countdown tonight, watch the repeat in ten minutes. It's worth it.

1257 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:52:33pm

re: #1249 albusteve

not really and I've never said such a thing...there was a sense of propriety tho

No, there wasn't. At all.
Now just chill albusteve, and let's all think happy thoughts about you becoming a grandpa. :)

1258 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:53:50pm

re: #1257 iceweasel

No, there wasn't. At all.
Now just chill albusteve, and let's all think happy thoughts about you becoming a grandpa. :)

yes, there was, there was...Gramps has spoken!
okay....moving on

1259 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:53:56pm

re: #1250 Jimmah

If it is untrue (the story, I mean. He is a wanker)... you should apologize.

1260 jaunte  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:54:55pm

re: #1259 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

It's starting to smell funny, based on what's shown at Charity Navigator.

1261 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:55:20pm

re: #1239 HoosierHoops

Just about everybody I've picked..After about 7 hours of College ball today..I'll be posting the results in the morning...I got the Orangemen winning the National Championship this year...I still got a chance..
*falls to knees*

I didn't fill out a bracket this year. Good thing too. I bet everyone's is busted after today.

1262 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:55:41pm

re: #1259 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

If it is untrue (the story, I mean. He is a wanker)... you should apologize.

there is some wankness in everyone...it's just human nature...
except me

1263 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:56:15pm

re: #1251 Obdicut

Oh, I know they really are in control, I mean, given that Israel says that they'll hold Hamas responsible no matter which group fired the rocket, I'm asking if Hamas is attempting to say, "We're not in control of Gaza, don't blame us."

Sorry for the confusion.

Where did Hamas say they are not in control?

1264 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:56:15pm

re: #1260 jaunte

It's starting to smell funny, based on what's shown at Charity Navigator.

See my number something or other where I said while I think he is stupid, I don't think he's that stupid.

1265 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:57:22pm

re: #1261 soap_man

I didn't fill out a bracket this year. Good thing too. I bet everyone's is busted after today.

a million bucks for a perfect bracket...I forget who pays it...utterly impossible except by extreme luck, so it should be 5m

1266 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:58:02pm

re: #1259 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

If it is untrue (the story, I mean. He is a wanker)... you should apologize.

He's ostentatiously pious - we can all see that ; there's really no argument there. You aren't disputing that he's a wanker. So what would I have to apologise for, exactly.

1267 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:58:15pm

sorry LVQ!....I take it back!

1268 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:58:34pm

re: #1259 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

If it is untrue (the story, I mean. He is a wanker)... you should apologize.

I didn't read Jimmah as slagging off religious people, or religion, but making a point about the hypocritical outward display of piety in the absence of its real content.
And that seems like something lots of the genuinely religious people would agree with, I think. Isn't there something Jesus says about praying in your room, not in the street?

Too lazy to google, but you know what I mean.

1269 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:58:51pm

re: #1238 freetoken

I don't know what to say about this, but it seems like something should be said:

Sexting bill passes Illinois Senate

What's this? Actual sanity about kidz and sex?

I think I'm going to faint.

1270 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 6:59:40pm

re: #1244 albusteve

here's a hint...you can only get lucky

Let's look at an example today..
Vandy was heavily favored today against Murray State today...I've never seen these two teams play against each other...
After ten minutes you could just see the speed of State wear out Vandy..
They just ran them out of the gym by halftime..It was a close game but the favorite Vandy was just throwing up anything they could behind the arc..
Vandy is probably still taking on oxygen tonight..
Speed kills

1271 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:00:28pm

re: #1265 albusteve

a million bucks for a perfect bracket...I forget who pays it...utterly impossible except by extreme luck, so it should be 5m

The Chicago Sun-Times offered the same deal last year. Nobody won, obviously.

On a related note, the Sun-Times also had a contest for the best Cubs video. The winning vid was pretty good and the ST wrote a story about it the next day. The day after, the Chicago Tribune wrote a story about it too.

Because the Trib made the video. They entered the contest hoping to win, so they could punk the ST. And they did.

1272 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:00:39pm

Matthew 6:

1"Be careful not to do your 'acts of righteousness' before men, to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.

2"So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. 3But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, 4so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

NIV version but I'm feeling lazy.

1273 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:01:21pm

OMG!
I love these games that go right to the last few seconds...

1274 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:01:25pm

re: #1266 Jimmah

You think he re: #1266 Jimmah

He's ostentatiously pious - we can all see that ; there's really no argument there. You aren't disputing that he's a wanker. So what would I have to apologise for, exactly.

Oh, shit. I was thinking you said all that. You quoted Cato. Cato said he pocketed money from orphans and widows.

Wasn't you, man. My bad.

1275 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:03:21pm

re: #1263 Alouette

Heh. That's kind of what I'm asking. In that article you posted, it says that Israel is holding Hamas accountable no matter what group fires the weapon. So I was asking if Hamas is-- pathetically-- trying to disclaim responsibility for these attacks.

A previously unknown group, Ansar al-Sunna, believed to share the hardline ideology of al-Qaeda, claimed responsibility for the rocket fire at Israel, as well as the al-Aqsa Martrys Brigades, a wing of the Fatah movement.

Earlier, Deputy Defense Minister Matan Vilnai said that Israel holds Hamas accountable for attacks originating in the Gaza Strip regardless of the group that commits them.

Because obviously Hamas knows them and is letting them operate, assuming it even really was them and not Hamas.

1276 wee fury  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:04:37pm

re: #1201 Bagua

When The Saints Go Marching In

[Video]
- Furry Lewis


My phone/internet service is a rinky-dink little company. When I applied for service -- I was handed two tin cans and a string. I cannot play your MP3's again. :-(

1277 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:04:44pm

re: #1272 iceweasel

Matthew 6:

NIV version but I'm feeling lazy.

Forgive me, but I can never resist the LOL translation:

Givin To Da Needee

1 Dunt eatz ur cheezburgerz b4 udder kittez, cuz if u do you get no cheezburgerz from teh Ceiling Cat.2 When you give cheezburgerz 2 n00b kittez, dunt brag bout it kthx.3 when u give 2 n00b kittez, don't tell your left paw, k?4 If ur left paw dunt kno, you get teh cheezburgerz from Ceiling Cat.

Happy Cat tawt about prayz

5 so u be all leik MCHammertime and pray jus 2 make it 2day and stuff.6 Ceiling Cat is watching you prostrate but u donut no he is tho.7 ur pray shood not be made of fail.8 Ceiling Cat knows what u donut hate.

Ceiling Cat Prayerz n stuffs

9 u pray leik dis: Praise Ceiling Cat, who be watchin yu, may him has a cheezburger.10 Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.11 Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.12 And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.13 An leed us not into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter. Ceiling Cat pwns all. Him pwns teh ceiling an flor an walls too. Amen. (sum aweforehtehz ad "srsly")

14 if u sais sry Ceiling Cat will be leik s'ok iz kewl.15 if u donut sez sry Ceiling Cat will pwn u.

1278 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:05:20pm

re: #1277 webevintage

That's the first one you've posted that really got me.

1279 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:06:18pm

I picked Washington!!!!

1280 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:06:19pm

re: #1265 albusteve

a million bucks for a perfect bracket...I forget who pays it...utterly impossible except by extreme luck, so it should be 5m

Just checked it out. Eleven surviors so far. 22 for 22. Spose luck has anything to do with it?

1281 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:06:29pm

re: #1255 Obdicut

Yeah, vague references to how I don't understand aren't really going to do much for me.

Everything I have said is correct, and what you posted does absolutely nothing to even contest it.

If you do not have anything new, I'm not going to bother responding to you.

You are both right and wrong, depending on whose opinion one supports on this complex issue. You may call my references "vague" and insist your are correct, as usual, however this is a well known issue and I have given you sufficient links to increase your knowledge on the subject.

Again, from the link you posted:


To be considered a “state” under international law, the Montevideo Convention requires that an international personality have a defined territory, a permanent population, a government, and the capacity to enter into relations with other States. Many of the leading commentators in the field have often questioned whether the VCS really does qualify as a state, since its constituent elements are highly abnormal or reduced to a bare minimum. Further controversy exists over whether the VCS and the Holy See are actually two separate international personalities.
1282 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:06:34pm

re: #1274 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

You think he re: #1266 Jimmah

Oh, shit. I was thinking you said all that. You quoted Cato. Cato said he pocketed money from orphans and widows.

Wasn't you, man. My bad.

I said no such thing. I mentioned no names in my post.

I merely said "imagine that" - as though it takes any imagination, in a world of Pat Robertsons, that a "conservative" poseur would use people's patriotic and religious impulses to enrich himself.

48-hour-rule still in effect as to the case under discussion.

1283 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:07:38pm

re: #1276 wee fury

My phone/internet service is a rinky-dink little company. When I applied for service -- I was handed two tin cans and a string. I cannot play your MP3's again. :-(

I know, Freetoken has the same difficulty, the more universally accepted server is offline tonight. Sorry.

1284 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:09:06pm

re: #1283 Bagua

Well, I got bandwidth capacity to spare, but I just can't access that server.

1285 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:10:05pm

re: #1282 Cato the Elder

Oh, of course...yes, you did.

Me chagrined.

Me sorry.

1286 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:10:07pm

re: #1283 Bagua

I know, Freetoken has the same difficulty, the more universally accepted server is offline tonight. Sorry.

Huh?

1287 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:10:39pm

re: #1176 Jimmah

A woman and her sock are dinging you, Spare? Really? Who is the woman and who is the sock?

Your inquiry will receive all the attention it deserves.

1288 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:12:49pm

hey all.

have i missed anything?.............

1289 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:12:56pm

re: #1281 Bagua

As usual, you appear to be arguing a subject you just read about. You're talking about an academic argument-- that has no bearing. It's like asking if the air force is 'really' constitutional. The status of the Vatican City State is not an argument under international law, where the Vatican City State is considered a state every damn day.

Vatican City State is a recognised national territory under international law, but it is the Holy See that conducts diplomatic relations on its behalf, in addition to the Holy See's own diplomacy, entering into international agreements in its regard.

That's what it is. Whether or not it academically qualifies is a completely moot point.

I have given you sufficient links to increase your knowledge on the subject.

You have provided the wiki link and... my own link, by the way. I'm not sure how that was supposed to educate me. I'm not sure if you just skimmed the wiki and missed the bit about it being recognized under international law, or what, but at any rate-- the argument over whether or not it's a 'real' state is completely academic and irrelevant to this conversation.

1290 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:13:06pm

re: #1286 MandyManners

We're talking file sharing service access, in this case for embedded music...

1291 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:13:15pm

So.. How would you feel if you just won the Oscar for best Actress this year...
After it seems a thousand romantic movies and really being America's sweet heart like Sandra Bullock and to find your husband has been fucking a sleezy wanna be?
I promise you she is in tears tonight..Those tears are hot and bitter..
I'm sorry Sandra.. You didn't deserve to get burned..But the whole thing about hooking up with bad boys doesn't seem to work out so well...Find some nice French Director or something..

1292 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:13:28pm

I was just looking though the shows we have on the DVR/tivo like thingee and my son is taping some stupid reality show called Billy the Exterminator.
The show has the best titles:
Psycho Racccon/Killer Spiders
Attack of the Trashcan Raccoon

1293 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:14:34pm

re: #1291 HoosierHoops

I feel truly sad for her.

I'm not a celebrity nut or anything.

But, that truly sucks.

She made such a beautiful gesture to him at the Oscar's too.

1294 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:14:35pm

re: #1291 HoosierHoops

I always thought that guy was a douche. Man, I'd hate to be famous.

1295 simoom  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:15:06pm

re: #1159 windsagio

in other news,

desktop dungeon 0.5 was finally released! Everybody should totally download it, its a really fun ~5 minute game.

I downloaded it and died in two clicks :p.

1296 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:15:19pm

re: #1290 freetoken

We're talking file sharing service access, in this case for embedded music...

[Video]

Oh. I thought a chunk of the Internet was down. Thank you.

1297 albusteve  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:15:38pm

re: #1280 The Shadow Do

Just checked it out. Eleven surviors so far. 22 for 22. Spose luck has anything to do with it?

just wait til it goes deeper...Lady Luck rules

1298 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:16:06pm
1299 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:16:20pm

re: #1291 HoosierHoops

Why the hell did SHE leave that house? I woulda' thrown his clothes into the street.

1300 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:16:21pm

re: #1284 freetoken

Well, I got bandwidth capacity to spare, but I just can't access that server.

On the last thread where this occurred one of the IT experts explained why some people are blocked and others not.

1301 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:16:47pm

What?

1302 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:16:57pm

re: #1291 HoosierHoops

Sad, the lives "the stars" live.
Much better to be a common man.
live a common life.
And have a nice time of it.
No presstitutes chasing anyone that you know.

1303 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:17:12pm

re: #1293 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I feel truly sad for her.

I'm not a celebrity nut or anything.

But, that truly sucks.

She made such a beautiful gesture to him at the Oscar's too.

Fame, what everyone wants and regrets. I don't know, except I would hate to have all this be so, public.

1304 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:17:33pm

re: #1301 Walter L. Newton

What?

Who?

1305 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:17:39pm
1306 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:17:49pm

Anyone screwing over Sandra Bullock needs his ass kicked. Hard.

1307 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:17:51pm

re: #1301 Walter L. Newton

What?

How's Maisey?

1308 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:18:07pm

re: #1302 Floral Giraffe

Presstitutes. Good one.

1309 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:18:10pm

re: #1302 Floral Giraffe

When Bridges won the Oscar, I thought, "I know nothing about his personal life. That's awesome. He's managed to keep it out. Good job."

Seriously, the most impressive thing about a celebrity for me is if they manage to hold onto privacy.

1310 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:18:33pm

re: #1289 Obdicut

OK, so you are confused, no problem, happens a lot I see. If you read the links I supplied you would understand the issue better, but you prefer this game you play. Have fun.

1311 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:18:33pm

re: #1306 The Shadow Do

Anyone screwing over Sandra Bullock needs his ass kicked. Hard.

I hope she has a good pre-nup.

1312 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:18:38pm

re: #1299 MandyManners

Why the hell did SHE leave that house? I woulda' thrown his clothes into the street.

No kidding.

I try not get to "into" the lives of stars but I feel really bad for her.
What a way to harsh her buzz...

1313 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:19:33pm

re: #1310 Bagua

Yeah. I'll read the links-- that consist of wiki and the page I linked to.

But Wiki will still say:

Vatican City State is a recognised national territory under international law

So you'll still be wrong.

1314 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:19:36pm

re: #1275 Obdicut

Heh. That's kind of what I'm asking. In that article you posted, it says that Israel is holding Hamas accountable no matter what group fires the weapon. So I was asking if Hamas is-- pathetically-- trying to disclaim responsibility for these attacks.

Because obviously Hamas knows them and is letting them operate, assuming it even really was them and not Hamas.

If Hamas did not want this group to operate on their turf, they would be throwing them out of top-story windows, as they have done to their gang rivals (Fatah)
.

1315 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:19:42pm

re: #1309 Obdicut

When Bridges won the Oscar, I thought, "I know nothing about his personal life. That's awesome. He's managed to keep it out. Good job."

Seriously, the most impressive thing about a celebrity for me is if they manage to hold onto privacy.

You know, I always wondered about Elizabeth Taylor's kids. She has some right? Never heard of em. Good job Liz!

1316 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:19:55pm

re: #1311 MandyManners

I hope she takes every single one of his cars away from him.

1317 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:20:33pm

re: #1312 webevintage

No kidding.

I try not get to "into" the lives of stars but I feel really bad for her.
What a way to harsh her buzz...

All the more cruel.

1318 windhorse  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:20:33pm

I have no clue who Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are..... and, I am so glad.

1319 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:20:56pm

re: #1314 Alouette

Yeah, I figured. It's just another idiotic excuse Hamas is using. "It's not us murdering thugs, it's those guys. Never mind that they clearly have our approval."

1320 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:21:20pm

re: #1318 windhorse

Sandra? No.
Jesse? Yes.

1321 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:21:33pm

re: #1316 Obdicut

I hope she takes every single one of his cars away from him.

How many does the asshole have?

1322 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:22:01pm

re: #1315 Stanley Sea

You know, I always wondered about Elizabeth Taylor's kids. She has some right? Never heard of em. Good job Liz!

Dolly Parton has been married to the same guy since 1966. I can't recall his name.

1323 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:22:24pm

re: #1322 SanFranciscoZionist

Dolly Parton has been married to the same guy since 1966. I can't recall his name.

Fang?

1324 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:22:32pm

re: #1291 HoosierHoops

So.. How would you feel if you just won the Oscar for best Actress this year...
After it seems a thousand romantic movies and really being America's sweet heart like Sandra Bullock and to find your husband has been fucking a sleezy wanna be?
I promise you she is in tears tonight..Those tears are hot and bitter..
I'm sorry Sandra.. You didn't deserve to get burned..But the whole thing about hooking up with bad boys doesn't seem to work out so well...Find some nice French Director or something..

What? You mean Sandra Bullock is not gay? But she thanked her lover Meryl Streep and said she was a great kisser!

I thought it was a great moment for Teh Ghey!

/devastated now

1325 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:22:39pm

re: #1322 SanFranciscoZionist

Dolly Parton has been married to the same guy since 1966. I can't recall his name.

Mr. Happy.

1326 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:23:02pm

re: #1321 MandyManners

That's his thing. He's a hot-rod designer/maker/collector. So a lot, and they mean a lot to him.

1327 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:23:13pm

re: #1291 HoosierHoops

So.. How would you feel if you just won the Oscar for best Actress this year...
After it seems a thousand romantic movies and really being America's sweet heart like Sandra Bullock and to find your husband has been fucking a sleezy wanna be?
I promise you she is in tears tonight..Those tears are hot and bitter..
I'm sorry Sandra.. You didn't deserve to get burned..But the whole thing about hooking up with bad boys doesn't seem to work out so well...Find some nice French Director or something..

I've been calling, emailing, texting, writing old-fashioned letters, sending presents, hanging out in front of her house, showing up at events, fighting my way past security guards, contesting court orders, and continuing all this as best I could from behind bars, trying to convince Sandra that I knew I was the guy for her ever since I first saw "While You Were Speeding" or "Sleep" or whatever that movie was.

Seriously, woman, who hooks up with a guy who for real calls himself Jesse James? Even if that is what his parents named him?

1328 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:23:51pm

re: #1277 webevintage

Brilliant. Love it!

7 ur pray shood not be made of fail.

Heh.

1329 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:23:56pm

re: #1287 Spare O'Lake

Your inquiry will receive all the attention it deserves.

I see you are having difficulty coming up with an answer. Thought you would.

1330 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:23:57pm

re: #1293 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I feel truly sad for her.

I'm not a celebrity nut or anything.

But, that truly sucks.

She made such a beautiful gesture to him at the Oscar's too.

And a tear ran down Jessie's cheek..In such a tender moment..
Maybe he was crying cause he was worried Sandra might find out he had been hooking up with another woman...
Of course..Anytime you hook up with a guy that left his 8 month pregnant wife for someone else you should get a clue...
I know she is deeply hurt tonight..And it is hurtful beyond our comprehension..
But.. I've been telling woman Bad Boys will mess up your world for years..
I ain't lying

1331 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:24:27pm

re: #1327 Cato the Elder

The moron is some distant-ass relative of the real Jesse James, and mentions it every chance he gets.

1332 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:25:48pm

re: #1313 Obdicut

Yeah. I'll read the links-- that consist of wiki and the page I linked to.

But Wiki will still say:

So you'll still be wrong.

Read my posts, you will find I stated you are both right and wrong, thus the controversy which swirls around this issue since 1929.

1333 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:26:38pm

re: #1330 HoosierHoops

Most of the "cool guys/bad boys" that I went to school with are dead/in jail/ bringing carts inside at Walmart.

Not that bringing carts inside at Walmart is a bad thing, but, I'm guessing it is not where they saw themselves years ago when they were bad asses.

1334 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:26:54pm

re: #1330 HoosierHoops

And a tear ran down Jessie's cheek..In such a tender moment..
Maybe he was crying cause he was worried Sandra might find out he had been hooking up with another woman...
Of course..Anytime you hook up with a guy that left his 8 month pregnant wife for someone else you should get a clue...
I know she is deeply hurt tonight..And it is hurtful beyond our comprehension..
But.. I've been telling woman Bad Boys will mess up your world for years..
I ain't lying

It's too bad he is not a golfer so she could do the Elin Woods beat down.

1335 Daniel Ballard  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:27:05pm

Who remembers Jesse James previous wife?

1336 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:27:11pm

re: #1326 Obdicut

That's his thing. He's a hot-rod designer/maker/collector. So a lot, and they mean a lot to him.

I'd be tempted to dump dog poop in every one.

1337 windhorse  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:27:59pm

is Jesse James related to W.H. Hudson who wrote "Green Mansions"?

-uh, no, I didn't think so.

1338 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:28:22pm

re: #1290 freetoken

We're talking file sharing service access, in this case for embedded music...


Here is the solution that Varek found:

Ah, ha! I just replaced my Hosts file with the Windows default and they work!

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

1339 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:28:54pm

re: #1336 MandyManners

The cars didn't cheat on anyone. They deserve to be given to the members of LGF because every guy here, apparently, is in love with Sandra Bullock.

1340 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:29:37pm

re: #1339 Obdicut

I love my wife.

But... I'll take a car.

1341 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:30:56pm

re: #1340 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I love my wife.

But... I'll take a car.

If you traded your wife for a car, who would have the higher payment?

1342 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:31:04pm

re: #1322 SanFranciscoZionist

Dolly Parton has been married to the same guy since 1966. I can't recall his name.

Ann Margeret, married to Roger since 1967. Love her, met them both.

1343 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:31:25pm

re: #1331 Obdicut

The moron is some distant-ass relative of the real Jesse James, and mentions it every chance he gets.

The True Ballad of Jesse James

by Sherwood Ross

Jesse James was no lad
He was grown and he was bad,
He robbed the Glendale train.
He was 34 years old
And his only god was gold
To get rich, 15 poor folks were slain.

cho1:Poor Jesse, my heart bleeds
For his millionaire-style needs
He killed with Quantrell's raiders for the South;
When his side lost the war
He just kept killin' like before
He's a hand, a cold heart
And quite a big mouth.

Fourteen men and a girl died
In the dust when Jesse'd ride
The girl trampled at the Kansas fair;
He blew railroad men to hell
And three Pinkertons as well
And liked to write the press
He wasn't there.

In that bloody Northfield fight
They killed two in broad daylight,
Jesse shot the teller in the head;
But the townfolk showed great heart
The shot the gang apart
'Til two of Jesse's thugs lay dead.

cho2:Poor Jesse was not poor
That's a lot of horse manure
He stole half a million from the till;
He was 34 years old
And his only god was gold
And nary a single rich man did he kill.

To notoriety a slave
He'd write the press and rave
Hardly your poor man's saviour;
As for the dirty little coward
Who shot Mister Howard
Why Robert Ford did the world a favor.

Hurrah for Jesse? Save your breath
He left a trail of blood and death
Across a dozen Midwestern states;
Cold-blooded in his wrath
He was your common sociopath
Lyung was one of Jesse's nobler traits.

Be on your way,
Billy Gashade
Who the old James ballad made;
Historians see little truth there in it;
One thing your pack of lies
Has made me realize
There's a press agent born every minute.

1344 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:31:38pm

Kasabian - Underdog

1345 TheMatrix31  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:32:11pm

re: #1341 Cannadian Club Akbar

Cash for "clunkers", or something.

1346 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:33:24pm

re: #1334 Alouette

It's too bad he is not a golfer so she could do the Elin Woods beat down.

Jessie cheated on the cutest girl in the world..He is scum
Tiger had 14 mistresses and is the most popular Athlete in the world..
Can you imagine the pain Elin is going through?
/Yea # 7 didn't mean a thing baby...

1347 austin_blue  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:33:51pm

re: #1339 Obdicut

The cars didn't cheat on anyone. They deserve to be given to the members of LGF because every guy here, apparently, is in love with Sandra Bullock.

Hey, she's a home girl. Lived here for years. Ran into her several times. Austin is strange town for celebs in that they are generally left alone and the paparazzi don't exist here. I ran into her in Whole Foods once, said "Hey, Sandy, how's life?' She replied, "Good, and yours?" I said, "Can't complain. "See ya." he says, "Bye, now."

And that was it. Nice town.

1348 austin_blue  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:35:24pm

re: #1347 austin_blue

Hey, she's a home girl. Lived here for years. Ran into her several times. Austin is strange town for celebs in that they are generally left alone and the paparazzi don't exist here. I ran into her in Whole Foods once, said "Hey, Sandy, how's life?' She replied, "Good, and yours?" I said, "Can't complain. "See ya." she says, "Bye, now."

And that was it. Nice town.

PIMF

1349 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:35:33pm

re: #1329 Jimmah

I see you are having difficulty coming up with an answer. Thought you would.

Why are you so interested, Jimmah Carter?

1350 wee fury  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:35:40pm

Especially for Jesse James

1351 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:36:37pm

re: #1331 Obdicut

The moron is some distant-ass relative of the real Jesse James, and mentions it every chance he gets.

Another warning sign.

Now he's saying he showed "poor judgment" - but part of the blame goes to the women who hook up with guys a large part of whose persona is "I'm a bad boy and and asshole".

And he's five years her junior. Don't dee wymuns know how these guys are wired? "Marry famous older wife with a huge career and ten times my fortune, cheat when her age starts to show, sue for manimony when she divorces me, and screw everything in sight for the rest of my life."

Sandra needs a nice older Roman, but right now the cellphone blocking tech is up and running again here on the cell block.

1352 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:37:37pm

I'd be tempted to slash his clothes before I dumped them into the road. Cut out the crotch of all his undies.

1353 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:38:56pm

re: #1343 SanFranciscoZionist

That bastard. Once a dog always a dog, I guess.

The first Jesse's family homestead is in Kearney MO.[Link: www.jessejames.org...]

1354 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:39:12pm

re: #1352 MandyManners

Appears he has crotchless undies anyway.

1355 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:39:16pm

re: #1352 MandyManners

I'd be tempted to slash his clothes before I dumped them into the road. Cut out the crotch of all his undies.

I set fire to an Ex's clothes after taking them from her closet when I was 18.

1356 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:39:36pm

re: #1352 MandyManners

I'd be tempted to slash his clothes before I dumped them into the road. Cut out the crotch of all his undies.

Ooohhh... I love going crotchless.

1357 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:39:45pm

re: #1338 Bagua

Well, I use a Mac, not Windows, so I don't really know what Varek was doing.

My computer and IP server can find the music file server just fine, but the filefreak tells me they can't find your file. Perhaps that service has blocked access to my block of (Cox) IP addresses.

1358 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:39:50pm

re: #1329 Jimmah

I see you are having difficulty coming up with an answer. Thought you would.

Of course. It's just more carping and shit-stirring. And butthurt, lol. pretty much permanently set at Throbbing, Threat Level Orange.

Ignore.

1359 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:39:53pm

re: #1329 Jimmah

I see you are having difficulty coming up with an answer. Thought you would.

Oh, I do hope he means me!

That would be oh so utterly thrilling!

1360 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:40:08pm

re: #1356 Walter L. Newton

Just the undies, of course.

1361 austin_blue  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:40:34pm

re: #1352 MandyManners

I'd be tempted to slash his clothes before I dumped them into the road. Cut out the crotch of all his undies.

Love the new Avatar. KSH is a much better choice than Calvin pissing on someone's God. Upding!

1362 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:40:49pm

re: #1360 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Just the undies, of course.

Along with my buttless leather chaps.

1363 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:40:58pm

re: #1355 Cannadian Club Akbar

I set fire to an Ex's clothes after taking them from her closet when I was 18.

WOW. What did she do to you, if I may ask?

1364 jaunte  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:41:02pm

Breezy for spring.

1365 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:41:25pm

re: #1355 Cannadian Club Akbar

I set fire to an Ex's clothes after taking them from her closet when I was 18.

I think I saw you on Judge Joe Brown.

1366 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:41:56pm

re: #1363 iceweasel

WOW. What did she do to you, if I may ask?

She wasn't exactly his girlfriend... He did it right after the restraining order was signed by the judge...

1367 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:42:15pm

re: #1363 iceweasel

WOW. What did she do to you, if I may ask?

Cheated. And after asking for the ring I bought for her, I threw it in a field. Heh.

1368 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:42:18pm

re: #1349 Spare O'Lake

Why are you so interested, Jimmah Carter?

Your inability to answer a simple question about the post you made. I guess also the more you squirm and try to deflect, the funnier it gets. Oh btw - calling me Jimmah Carter is devastating. Please whatever you do, don't do that again...lol

1369 austin_blue  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:42:40pm

re: #1363 iceweasel

WOW. What did she do to you, if I may ask?

Begged him to come back? (There are those....)

1370 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:42:40pm

re: #1343 SanFranciscoZionist

The True Ballad of Jesse James

by Sherwood Ross

Jesse James was no lad
He was grown and he was bad,
He robbed the Glendale train.
He was 34 years old
And his only god was gold
To get rich, 15 poor folks were slain.

cho1:Poor Jesse, my heart bleeds
For his millionaire-style needs
He killed with Quantrell's raiders for the South;
When his side lost the war
He just kept killin' like before
He's a hand, a cold heart
And quite a big mouth.

Fourteen men and a girl died
In the dust when Jesse'd ride
The girl trampled at the Kansas fair;
He blew railroad men to hell
And three Pinkertons as well
And liked to write the press
He wasn't there.

In that bloody Northfield fight
They killed two in broad daylight,
Jesse shot the teller in the head;
But the townfolk showed great heart
The shot the gang apart
'Til two of Jesse's thugs lay dead.

cho2:Poor Jesse was not poor
That's a lot of horse manure
He stole half a million from the till;
He was 34 years old
And his only god was gold
And nary a single rich man did he kill.

To notoriety a slave
He'd write the press and rave
Hardly your poor man's saviour;
As for the dirty little coward
Who shot Mister Howard
Why Robert Ford did the world a favor.

Hurrah for Jesse? Save your breath
He left a trail of blood and death
Across a dozen Midwestern states;
Cold-blooded in his wrath
He was your common sociopath
Lyung was one of Jesse's nobler traits.

Be on your way,
Billy Gashade
Who the old James ballad made;
Historians see little truth there in it;
One thing your pack of lies
Has made me realize
There's a press agent born every minute.

In many ways, the Northfield robbery explains why the South lost the Civil War. Though the former Confederates of the James-Younger Gang were better fighters than the townspeople, the Union men of the town were not cowards and they fought well enough. Not as well as their enemies, but but more than enough so that their numbers made up the difference. Though the Rebel was better man-to-man, the disparity of numbers and firepower left him at a grave disadvantage.

1371 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:43:45pm

re: #1367 Cannadian Club Akbar

Cheated. And after asking for the ring I bought for her, I threw it in a field. Heh.

Ouch. Sorry to hear that. Understandable reaction on your part, imo.

1372 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:43:55pm

Dickhead's first wife cut his clothes to shreds when she found out he was cheating. Of course, I didn't know this until I talked to her after I booted him out. I decided then and there to never date someone whose spouse julienned his clothes.

1373 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:44:06pm

re: #1367 Cannadian Club Akbar

Cheated. And after asking for the ring I bought for her, I threw it in a field. Heh.

I threw in her Gucci bag for spite.:)

1374 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:44:38pm

re: #1370 Dark_Falcon

In many ways, the Northfield robbery explains why the South lost the Civil War. Though the former Confederates of the James-Younger Gang were better fighters than the townspeople, the Union men of the town were not cowards and they fought well enough. Not as well as their enemies, but but more than enough so that their numbers made up the difference. Though the Rebel was better man-to-man, the disparity of numbers and firepower left him at a grave disadvantage.

I understand that there wasn't another bank robbery in Northfield until the 1970s sometime. The robbers didn't make it out of town with the money that time, either.

The story I read about this commented, "Tough with a dollar, those Minnesotans."

1375 jaunte  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:44:58pm

re: #1372 MandyManners
My wife took her abusive ex's car to get out of Tupelo, then had it disassembled and 'disappeared' into a field.

1376 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:45:11pm

re: #1370 Dark_Falcon

There's a serious fallacy in your post, referring to the rebels as 'better man-to-man'. It may have been the case in a situation of hardened criminals/ex-soldiers vs. townspeople, but in the context of the war, its very very far from true.

1377 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:45:42pm

re: #1376 windsagio

sorry, pet peeve >>

1378 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:46:44pm

re: #1369 austin_blue

Begged him to come back? (There are those...)

Oh yeah. Reminds me of this recent Dan Savage letter:

I am a girl who sabotaged my relationship. I was angry; I had complaints. But my real issue was a store of repressed childhood trauma, and I was working it out on the closest person to me, my BF. We had something magical, and I destroyed it. I am now willing to give 110 percent to fix it.

We no longer have sex. We are hardly on speaking terms. I know now that my relationship skills are stunted—more childhood baggage—but I want to save my relationship. Do you have any tips on initiating sex with someone whom I have traumatized or on improving communication with someone who is so resentful? I am willing to give it time and effort, accept my faults, and breathe deeply rather than react in anger when we talk through things.

Saboteur Addressing Dysfunctions

I'll get to your problem in a second, SAD. But first, a Savage Love programming note: I don't usually mention where I'm writing a particular column, because it doesn't really matter whether my computer is sitting on Ann Landers's desk or resting on Apolo Ohno's ass. (I will let you know when I am writing in a bar, though, because alcohol can impair an advice columnist's judgment.)

I'm writing this column on an airplane, and I was totally in the zone when I noticed that the guy sitting next to me on this airplane was reading my laptop screen. So I wrote this: "HEY! YOU! YEAH, YOU! THE GUY SITTING NEXT TO ME ON DELTA 2360! STOP READING THIS SHIT UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO ADD!"

Some people.

Okay, SAD: Unless your boyfriend is a weight bench or an exercise ball, you weren't "working it out" on him. You were taking it out on him. Now, maybe you've been led to believe—by your counselor, by Oprah, by some other idiot with an advice column—that you can just throw up your hands and say, "Childhood issues! Childhood baggage!" and everything will be magic again. Sorry, SAD, but sometimes the damage is too great. Your boyfriend won't speak to you? Won't fuck you?

Game over.

Accept that you—not your issues, not your baggage, but you yourself—screwed yourself out of a decent guy. End it, get your ass into counseling, and make an effort to resolve your issues and unpack your bags before you inflict yourself on some other dope. You don't have to be 100 percent healthy before you date—no one is 100 percent healthy—but you do have to be in relatively good working order.

And what does the guy sitting next to me on this airplane think?

"I've dated girls like her," says TGSNTMOTA. "Daddy issues. She should get over her shit before she dates someone else, you know, but she probably won't. Girls like her never do. But maybe this one will, because you're pulling her up short. And she should move to an island—Hawaii, the Big Island—because being on an island can really help you work through your shit."

Thanks, TGSNTMOTA!
-----

I thought his response was great.

1379 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:46:45pm

re: #1357 freetoken

Well, I use a Mac, not Windows, so I don't really know what Varek was doing.

My computer and IP server can find the music file server just fine, but the filefreak tells me they can't find your file. Perhaps that service has blocked access to my block of (Cox) IP addresses.

Here is a YT version for you and Wee Fury. I'll avoid Filefreak in the future.

When The Saints Come Marching In


- Furry Lewis
1380 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:47:22pm

re: #1359 windsagio

Oh, I do hope he means me!

That would be oh so utterly thrilling!

Heh. Oh btw - I noticed on my weekly scan of the stalker site that you and WUB are on their radar now - you were referred to as foremost among LGF's "next generation of assholes" ...lol

1381 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:47:28pm

G'night knuckleheads.

Again, Cato? Jimmah? My mistake, Sorry again. Thanks for not hanging me by my crotchless undies.

1382 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:48:00pm

re: #1352 MandyManners

I'd be tempted to slash his clothes before I dumped them into the road. Cut out the crotch of all his undies.

Yow! That's a little harsh!
My first wife, I simply marched, naked, by the elbow out of the house. I later neatly deposited her clothing on the lawn. Seemed the decent thing to do.

Seeing as how she was screwing half the county...

1383 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:48:02pm

re: #1380 Jimmah

Heh. Oh btw - I noticed on my weekly scan of the stalker site that you and WUB are on their radar now - you were referred to as foremost among LGF's "next generation of assholes" ...lol

Are they still ignoring me?

1384 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:48:18pm

re: #1380 Jimmah

That's good news, I guess. I'm afraid I'm not really worth stalking tho', unless you wanna hear more terrible stories about disabled people.

1385 austin_blue  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:49:19pm

re: #1370 Dark_Falcon

In many ways, the Northfield robbery explains why the South lost the Civil War. Though the former Confederates of the James-Younger Gang were better fighters than the townspeople, the Union men of the town were not cowards and they fought well enough. Not as well as their enemies, but but more than enough so that their numbers made up the difference. Though the Rebel was better man-to-man, the disparity of numbers and firepower left him at a grave disadvantage.

Better command structure. Better generals, until Grant came on the scene. He understood the logistics, and ground the Rebs into a stain.

1386 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:49:24pm

re: #1362 Walter L. Newton

Along with my buttless leather chaps.

Shut up, Walter.

1387 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:49:43pm

re: #1370 Dark_Falcon

In many ways, the Northfield robbery explains why the South lost the Civil War. Though the former Confederates of the James-Younger Gang were better fighters than the townspeople, the Union men of the town were not cowards and they fought well enough. Not as well as their enemies, but but more than enough so that their numbers made up the difference. Though the Rebel was better man-to-man, the disparity of numbers and firepower left him at a grave disadvantage.

Before us in proud humiliation stood the embodiment of manhood: men whom neither toils and sufferings, nor the fact of death, nor disaster, nor hopelessness
could bend from their resolve; standing before us now, thin, worn, and
famished, but erect, and with eyes looking level into ours, waking
memories that bound us together as no other bond;—was not such manhood
to be welcomed back into a Union so tested and assured?
When General Gordon came opposite of me, I had the bugle blown
and the entire line came to ‘attention’…The General was riding in
advance of his troops, his chin drooped to his breast, downhearted and
dejected in appearance almost beyond description. As the sound of that
machine-like snap of arms, however, General Gordon started, caught in
a moment of its significance, and instantly assumed the finest
attitude of a soldier. He wheeled his horse facing me, touching him
gently with the spur, so that the animal slightly reared, and as he
wheeled, horse and rider made one motion, the horses head swung down
with a graceful bow and General Gordon dropped his sword point to his
toe in salutation…On our part, not a sound of trumpet more, nor the
roll of drum; not a cheer, nor word nor whisper of vain-glorying, nor
motion of man standing again at the order, but an awed stillness
rather, and breathing-holding, as if it were the passing of the dead.
-- Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, of the surrender at Appomattox, in The Passing of the Armies: The Last Campaign of the Armies

1388 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:49:53pm

That 16 seed is playing pretty well so far...

1389 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:50:04pm

re: #1381 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

G'night knuckleheads.

Again, Cato? Jimmah? My mistake, Sorry again. Thanks for not hanging me by my crotchless undies.

Nae probs ma man. I ken yer no a dobber like sum o the fucknuts aboot here a could menshin. :)

1390 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:50:08pm

re: #1376 windsagio

There's a serious fallacy in your post, referring to the rebels as 'better man-to-man'. It may have been the case in a situation of hardened criminals/ex-soldiers vs. townspeople, but in the context of the war, its very very far from true.

It's that much of the disparity early on was really about leadership, you're right. The South did have better battle leaders for the first part of the war and that made a difference. Once the Union found Generals who could win battle such as George Gordon Meade, and Ulysses Simpson Grant, the Southern edge was eroded.

1391 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:50:43pm

re: #1386 The Shadow Do

Shut up, Walter.

FU.

1392 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:51:03pm

re: #1388 soap_man

That 16 seed is playing pretty well so far...

Oh wait. Nevermind.

1393 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:51:47pm

The thing that really kills me about that Savage Love letter is that this is her question:

Do you have any tips on initiating sex with someone whom I have traumatized or on improving communication with someone who is so resentful?

Yeah. Because if only they started having sex again, everything would be ok. ///

1394 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:51:51pm

re: #1385 austin_blue

Though Stonewall is a vastly overrated general. Vastly. And the best guy the Confederates had, in my opinion, was also the most psychotic.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

1395 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:52:07pm

re: #1390 Dark_Falcon

haha, as I said sorry, I find the romanticization of the South really unpleasant.

Your analysis here sounds right tho, they had to get the old seniority Fogies out of the way.

1396 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:52:22pm

Colorado Weather Advisories for 18 March 6:50 am MDT

Synopsis – A low pressure system diving south out of Canada will bring a winter storm to the region from central Wyoming, all of Colorado and into northeastern New Mexico with heavy snow at times and gusty winds creating near blizzard conditions in some areas. The heavy snow will start late tonight and begin diminishing Friday night from north to south. Expect upwards of 6 to 12 inches in the plains and Denver metro while the mountains could see upwards of 8 to 16 inches.

The main impact will be hazardous / dangerous travel conditions on the roads and possibly flight delays out of Denver International (DIA) on Friday. Expect the usual delays and possibly closures along I-25 from Wyoming to New Mexico and I-70 west of Denver and over Vail Pass. Friday may be a good day to work from home.

1397 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:52:48pm

re: #1391 Walter L. Newton

FU.

Smell me.

1398 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:53:06pm

re: #1394 Obdicut

Lee was also somewhat overrated, especially as the war went on. Gettysburg was a mistake in every sense, but he'd started to believe his own myth.

1399 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:53:12pm

The election of officers was a huge problem for the South, too. Huge.

1400 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:53:18pm

re: #1388 soap_man

That 16 seed is playing pretty well so far...

Pretty well..Never in the History of basketball has a 16 beat a 1..Never...
But how exciting would it be to play the #1 seed in the country in the first round?

1401 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:53:45pm

re: #1382 The Shadow Do

Yow! That's a little harsh!
My first wife, I simply marched, naked, by the elbow out of the house. I later neatly deposited her clothing on the lawn. Seemed the decent thing to do.

Seeing as how she was screwing half the county...

Harsh?

1402 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:53:56pm

re: #1387 The Sanity Inspector

Before us in proud humiliation stood the embodiment of manhood: men whom neither toils and sufferings, nor the fact of death, nor disaster, nor hopelessness
could bend from their resolve; standing before us now, thin, worn, and
famished, but erect, and with eyes looking level into ours, waking
memories that bound us together as no other bond;—was not such manhood
to be welcomed back into a Union so tested and assured?
When General Gordon came opposite of me, I had the bugle blown
and the entire line came to ‘attention’…The General was riding in
advance of his troops, his chin drooped to his breast, downhearted and
dejected in appearance almost beyond description. As the sound of that
machine-like snap of arms, however, General Gordon started, caught in
a moment of its significance, and instantly assumed the finest
attitude of a soldier. He wheeled his horse facing me, touching him
gently with the spur, so that the animal slightly reared, and as he
wheeled, horse and rider made one motion, the horses head swung down
with a graceful bow and General Gordon dropped his sword point to his
toe in salutation…On our part, not a sound of trumpet more, nor the
roll of drum; not a cheer, nor word nor whisper of vain-glorying, nor
motion of man standing again at the order, but an awed stillness
rather, and breathing-holding, as if it were the passing of the dead.
-- Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, of the surrender at Appomattox, in The Passing of the Armies: The Last Campaign of the Armies

General Chamberlain was truly one the great Union heroes of the war. It's remarkable that he had been a College professor with no military background before the war. He ended as a brevet Major General with permanent rank of Brigadier General. He was also one the longest lived Civil War heroes, living till 1915.

1403 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:54:13pm

re: #1383 SanFranciscoZionist

Are they still ignoring me?

Oh I think they have mentioned you recently as well - disparagingly, you'll be glad to hear :)

1404 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:54:33pm

re: #1382 The Shadow Do

Flipping sympathy ding there. Hopefully it's all good now.

1405 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:54:44pm

re: #1370 Dark_Falcon

Upding for the anti-anti-hero-ballad ballad.

Those "outlaw with a heart of gold" songs can really be pretty hard to stomach.

Though I'm told Pretty Boy Floyd used to give Christmas dinners to families on relief.

I believe it was Bob Dylan or Joan Baez who gave me that tidbit.

1406 Varek Raith  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:54:52pm

re: #1403 Jimmah

Oh I think they have mentioned you recently as well - disparagingly, you'll be glad to hear :)

Hmm, is my stealth still effective?
;)

1407 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:55:10pm

re: #1401 MandyManners

Harsh?

*backing away*

1408 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:55:13pm

re: #1397 The Shadow Do

Smell me.

Sexy.

1409 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:56:16pm

As one could tell by the links I've posted on this marathon thread I've turned most of my attention to the "culture wars" problem in our society.

Mostly I'm thinking of religion and science.

However it's more than that, as also commented by others here over the recent past, the ultra-right, true conservative, fundamentalist libertarian alliance/concert seem to be circling the wagons, so to speak.

Today the MoonieTimes ran an opinion piece: Impeach the president? (which is about the health care bill struggles) that has the wingnuts salivating all over the place, including freeperville of course.

The author of that piece doesn't explain how one impeaches a President for the actions of Congress, but I guess that would be expecting too much from them.

Anyway, over on freeperville the inmates are going crazy, and one of the long-time inmates wrote a screed that headlined a thread titled: "I'm Ready to Purge All Liberals from my Life (vanity) by TruthHound " in which the rabid writes that he is going to cut off family members, etc. Further he writes:

I'm drawing a line. You're on my side or theirs. No more co-existence.

That is the writing of an emotionally (not just intellectually) challenged person.

The wingnuts really are going into cult mode, withdrawing into their own world. Outside data can't get in.

Outside supervision will not be allowed in. It's sociopathy is that of a religious zealot blinded by rage.

And its infected too much of our political system and decision making processes, IMO, to avoid detrimental effects.

1410 wee fury  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:56:21pm

re: #1374 SanFranciscoZionist

Every year -- The Defeat of Jesse James.

1411 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:56:46pm

re: #1398 windsagio

I think he'd simply lost the faith that the South could win, even by that point. I think he felt the diplomats had fucked up the chance for international support.

I'm not that conversant with that angle of it, though, that's just an impression I got from my grandpa, who was a real Civil War buff.

1412 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:57:07pm

re: #1398 windsagio

Lee was also somewhat overrated, especially as the war went on. Gettysburg was a mistake in every sense, but he'd started to believe his own myth.

Do you know that in Arkansas MLK is not only ML King day but also Robert E Lee day?
Yeah.
I know.

1413 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:57:08pm

re: #1402 Dark_Falcon

General Chamberlain was truly one the great Union heroes of the war. It's remarkable that he had been a College professor with no military background before the war. He ended as a brevet Major General with permanent rank of Brigadier General. He was also one the longest lived Civil War heroes, living till 1915.

Yes, he should have been President. He was a very accomplished man.

1414 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:57:38pm

re: #1383 SanFranciscoZionist

Are they still ignoring me?

You and I are not important enough to rate off-blog stalkers it appears. :(

1415 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:57:56pm

re: #1410 wee fury

Every year -- The Defeat of Jesse James.

That's wonderful.

1416 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:58:29pm

re: #1405 Cato the Elder

Upding for the anti-anti-hero-ballad ballad.

Those "outlaw with a heart of gold" songs can really be pretty hard to stomach.

Though I'm told Pretty Boy Floyd used to give Christmas dinners to families on relief.

I believe it was Bob Dylan or Joan Baez who gave me that tidbit.

Pete Seeger and Woody Guthrie recorded the "Ballad of Jesse James" which portrayed the scumbag killer as a hero. I guess they saw him as a proletariat hero of the people, a'robbin' banks and a'killin' The Man

1417 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:58:43pm

re: #1409 freetoken

Thanks for the crazy roundup. Man, it's tough to keep up these days. The political climate has changed so drastically in the past year and there are more changes to come.

1418 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:59:08pm

re: #1409 freetoken

The rejection of data is a very difficult thing to get past. It's kind of cult-like.

Hopefully this will sort out the ones who were just enjoying being pissed off-- hopefully they'll get scared off by the increasingly erratic behavior, and not emulate it.

I don't know. I've never seen anything like it before.

1419 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 7:59:19pm

re: #1404 Stanley Sea

Flipping sympathy ding there. Hopefully it's all good now.

Oh, hell yes. Been married to the same, too smart for me, woman for 25 years now.

1420 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:00:28pm

re: #1394 Obdicut

Though Stonewall is a vastly overrated general. Vastly. And the best guy the Confederates had, in my opinion, was also the most psychotic.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

Forrest was a vicious man, no two ways about it. He was like Joshim Peiper of the SS in World War II: A superior combat officer, who a man was a ruthless monster. But the ruthlessness of Forrest in the west finally found its equal in William Tecumseh Sherman, whose methods of total war broke the ability of Georgia, Mississippi, and South Carolina to continue the war.

1421 Digital Display  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:00:40pm

Albusteve! Wake up! Your team is now playing in the Big Dance...
Lobo's are behind by 1 point right now

1422 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:00:53pm

re: #1408 Walter L. Newton

Sexy.

Yo, yo, yo big boy...,

1423 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:01:19pm

re: #1368 Jimmah

You were advised by your better half not to talk to me, Jimmah Carter. I think it would be better for you if you obey. I'll tell what I will do, though, if you insist I'll write a little song about you and Iceweasel if you ask me nicely, Jimmah Carter.
It's up to you, Jimmah Carter.

1424 austin_blue  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:01:19pm

re: #1394 Obdicut

Though Stonewall is a vastly overrated general. Vastly. And the best guy the Confederates had, in my opinion, was also the most psychotic.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

I didn't even have to click the link to know you were talking about Nathan Bedford Forrest. (At least, I hope that's who you were talking about.) And yes, he was the Sherman of the south.

But the best Confederate General was Longstreet. He understood the raw numbers and the logistics. He was the best they had. Brilliant defensive General. He understood Strategery!

1425 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:01:21pm

re: #1411 Obdicut

One of my friends' father is a published civil war guy, so I get to hear all about that crap >> Always still interesting, tho'!

re: #1412 webevintage

Lol that's just awful. Trying not to disparage anyone really hard right now >>

1426 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:02:06pm

re: #1406 Varek Raith

Hmm, is my stealth still effective?
;)

Well, google confirms 5 mentions of you over there...lol

1427 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:02:13pm

re: #1409 freetoken

The author of that piece doesn't explain how one impeaches a President for the actions of Congress, but I guess that would be expecting too much from them.


A cousin insisted that she read on the internet that "Obama's staff" introduced legislation that would sekritly take our guns, or something. (This was in the form of a mass email. I would ask her to take me off her list, but she occasionally sends pics of her cute kids.)

Anyway, I told her there was no such bill and explained that legislation can only be introduced by members of Congress. She then responded with some mini-rant about how he's always breaking the law so she wouldn't be surprised if he did, wocka wocka wocka.

I've stopped responding. Some are so far out there no reason can get through.

1428 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:02:48pm

re: #1420 Dark_Falcon

Yeah, that's a great comparison, to Peiper.. Both of them really knew how to use and exploit mobility, too. Very good comparison-- it's odd when you find generals that seem to echo each other like that.

And yeah, Sherman was beyond vicious. He didn't care about inflicting pain, he just cared about breaking the spirit. I often thought Ender in Ender's game was kind of Sherman-esque; in many ways, Sherman took war to the next logical conclusion.

1429 Varek Raith  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:02:53pm

re: #1426 Jimmah

Well, google confirms 5 mentions of you over there...lol

Heh.

1430 Killgore Trout  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:04:15pm

I'm bracing myself for a politically crazy weekend. I had previously predicted that the passage of healthcare reform might be a dangerous event but it seems the outrageous outrages have burned out the wingnuts. It probably won't be any more scary than the fishing ban or the Illuminati bailing out Greece. It'll be fun to see the Tea Party turnout on Saturday. Can they get more than 1,000 people to show up?

1431 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:04:17pm

re: #1417 Killgore Trout

Heh, I'd say "no problem" except for the fact that it takes work to look at their crap and cut through it.

re: #1418 Obdicut

The rejection of data is a very difficult thing to get past. It's kind of cult-like.


I think it is more than cult-like. Some of the stuff written, such as the freeper rant I referenced, is laced with language that one finds in religious cults or clear anti-social behavior by marginally functioning people.

When one talks about rejecting all your family and friends because they think differently than you then you're walking the hairy edge.

1432 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:04:42pm

re: #1424 austin_blue

True, logistics and strategy go to Longstreet. For aggressiveness and ability to disrupt the enemy in a single action, I'd take Forrest.

Longstreet and Marshall have always kind of reminded me of each other, speaking of similar generals.

1433 austin_blue  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:04:54pm

re: #1409 freetoken

As one could tell by the links I've posted on this marathon thread I've turned most of my attention to the "culture wars" problem in our society.

Mostly I'm thinking of religion and science.

However it's more than that, as also commented by others here over the recent past, the ultra-right, true conservative, fundamentalist libertarian alliance/concert seem to be circling the wagons, so to speak.

Today the MoonieTimes ran an opinion piece: Impeach the president? (which is about the health care bill struggles) that has the wingnuts salivating all over the place, including freeperville of course.

The author of that piece doesn't explain how one impeaches a President for the actions of Congress, but I guess that would be expecting too much from them.

Anyway, over on freeperville the inmates are going crazy, and one of the long-time inmates wrote a screed that headlined a thread titled: "I'm Ready to Purge All Liberals from my Life (vanity) by TruthHound " in which the rabid writes that he is going to cut off family members, etc. Further he writes:

That is the writing of an emotionally (not just intellectually) challenged person.

The wingnuts really are going into cult mode, withdrawing into their own world. Outside data can't get in.

Outside supervision will not be allowed in. It's sociopathy is that of a religious zealot blinded by rage.

And its infected too much of our political system and decision making processes, IMO, to avoid detrimental effects.

Sweet post! The question is, what can the sane do about the wingnuts?

1434 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:04:55pm

re: #1428 Obdicut

I'd say there's a difference in that sherman was just cold and vicious, whereas Forrest kinda always felt to me like an honest-to-god Psychopath.

1435 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:05:50pm

A speech for Alex Chilton on the floor of Congress today:

1436 MandyManners  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:06:17pm

re: #1407 The Shadow Do

*backing away*

It pales in comparison to adultery. A woman can HPV from a cheating mate, which can lead to cancer. Death.

So, yeah. A bunch of shredded clothes is rather mild.

1437 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:06:52pm

re: #1411 Obdicut

I think he'd simply lost the faith that the South could win, even by that point. I think he felt the diplomats had fucked up the chance for international support.

I'm not that conversant with that angle of it, though, that's just an impression I got from my grandpa, who was a real Civil War buff.

I think that is true, though he certainly saw that fight as his last great hope to reach an acceptable solution. He spent it all in that fight.
Damn shame. That stubborness cost so many young lives. For nothing.

1438 Obdicut  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:07:23pm

re: #1434 windsagio

Oh, definitely. Sherman was vicious on a strategic level, Forrest was vicious in tactics.

Sherman had a rationale for what he did, and it wasn't a bad rationale-- just like Zhukov had a rationale for marching his men through mine fields; it would be fewer casualties in the end, vs. a frontal assault.

1439 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:07:37pm

re: #1423 Spare O'Lake

Oh just quit it. Your last several posts have been devoted entirely to nothing but shit-stirring. You know it, everyone reading knows it. Post about something sensible or STFU.

1440 austin_blue  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:08:37pm

re: #1423 Spare O'Lake

You were advised by your better half not to talk to me, Jimmah Carter. I think it would be better for you if you obey. I'll tell what I will do, though, if you insist I'll write a little song about you and Iceweasel if you ask me nicely, Jimmah Carter.
It's up to you, Jimmah Carter.

You know, that's just annoying of you.

Quit it. All you'll do is expose yourself as a down-ding hog.

Isn't that special?

1441 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:08:44pm

re: #1423 Spare O'Lake

You were advised by your better half not to talk to me, Jimmah Carter. I think it would be better for you if you obey. I'll tell what I will do, though, if you insist I'll write a little song about you and Iceweasel if you ask me nicely, Jimmah Carter.
It's up to you, Jimmah Carter.

You have written a song about us? Is it called "The Ballad of the weird Jimmah/Ice obsession of the childish tosspot Spare O Lake" by any chance?

1442 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:09:02pm

Hey...

The Sanity Inspector

Are you out there?

I have that picture you wanted to see.

Yo?

1443 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:09:04pm

re: #1427 soap_man

wocka wocka wocka.

I hear by declare that this should be used whenever imparting the words of a wingnut or moonbat to reality based information.

As in "and then Geller began screeching wocka wocka wocka"...

Do I have a second?

1444 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:09:10pm

re: #1430 Killgore Trout

I'm bracing myself for a politically crazy weekend. I had previously predicted that the passage of healthcare reform might be a dangerous event but it seems the outrageous outrages have burned out the wingnuts. It probably won't be any more scary than the fishing ban or the Illuminati bailing out Greece. It'll be fun to see the Tea Party turnout on Saturday. Can they get more than 1,000 people to show up?

Immigration march in Washington on Sunday. Hopefully the tea party is Saturday.

1445 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:09:14pm

re: #1383 SanFranciscoZionist

Jimmah - how am i doing over *there*?

i know it's not been long...... but surely, if we have as few members as they say, then i'd be up there......

wouldn't i?


*hi guys*

1446 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:09:17pm

re: #1430 Killgore Trout

I'm bracing myself for a politically crazy weekend. I had previously predicted that the passage of healthcare reform might be a dangerous event but it seems the outrageous outrages have burned out the wingnuts. It probably won't be any more scary than the fishing ban or the Illuminati bailing out Greece. It'll be fun to see the Tea Party turnout on Saturday. Can they get more than 1,000 people to show up?

I think it's going to be a completely crazy weekend. If there is a vote on Sunday, and especially if it passes, there will be a perfect storm of wingnuttery and wailing all next week, imo.

1447 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:09:41pm

re: #1442 Walter L. Newton

not the assless chaps, please god not the assless chaps........

1448 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:09:41pm

re: #1402 Dark_Falcon

General Chamberlain was truly one the great Union heroes of the war. It's remarkable that he had been a College professor with no military background before the war. He ended as a brevet Major General with permanent rank of Brigadier General. He was also one the longest lived Civil War heroes, living till 1915.

I named a Maine Coon Cat after him once.

He was a professor of Classics, to be precise. And precise he was. It shows in his writing and it showed in his soldiering. When the war was over, he return to his classroom at Bowdoin, after serving as governor for four terms. And when he finally died at the age 85 (in 1914, not '15, so he missed seeing the start of WWI), it was from lingering effects of his Civil War wounds.

One of the greatest sons of Maine ever.

1449 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:09:51pm

re: #1443 webevintage

I hear by declare that this should be used whenever imparting the words of a wingnut or moonbat to reality based information.

As in "and then Geller began screeching wocka wocka wocka"...

Do I have a second?

I second it. Wocka wocka.

1450 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:10:10pm

good evening. Wow, 1400 comments. I guess we're separating the men from the boys now, or rather, the Firefox/Chrome users from the Internet Explorer tools

1451 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:10:32pm

re: #1430 Killgore Trout

...it seems the outrageous outrages have burned out the wingnuts.


They're OD-ing on adrenaline and whatever neurotransmitters are released during fear/anger. It looks like they're running out of words too (what comes after "impeach"?)

1452 austin_blue  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:10:34pm

re: #1441 Jimmah

You have written a song about us? Is it called "The Ballad of the weird Jimmah/Ice obsession of the childish tosspot Spare O Lake" by any chance?

Heh.

1453 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:10:40pm

re: #1444 Stanley Sea

Immigration march in Washington on Sunday. Hopefully the tea party is Saturday.

Or, hell, they can merge together into one big yellin', flag wavin', slogan chantin' mob. I'd pay to see that.

1454 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:11:00pm

re: #1445 wozzablog

Hmmmm.

can't remember what i was comenting to SFZ about.............

weirdski

1455 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:11:18pm

re: #1409 freetoken

Maybe we can elect a better public next time.

1456 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:11:28pm

re: #1446 iceweasel

I think it's going to be a completely crazy weekend. If there is a vote on Sunday, and especially if it passes, there will be a perfect storm of wingnuttery and wailing all next week, imo.

Yeah. It's going to be tense in here.

It's going to be off the charts on some Internet forums I can think of.

1457 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:11:36pm

re: #1423 Spare O'Lake

You were advised by your better half not to talk to me, Jimmah Carter. I think it would be better for you if you obey. I'll tell what I will do, though, if you insist I'll write a little song about you and Iceweasel if you ask me nicely, Jimmah Carter.
It's up to you, Jimmah Carter.

You know that Jimmah didn't select that nic to denote "Rabbit Bait" Carter. And your threat to come up with a song sounds like something buzzsawmonkey would. And what's more, you've just reached Level 5:

1458 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:11:39pm

re: #1447 wozzablog

not the assless chaps, please god not the assless chaps...

The Sanity Inspector wanted to see a picture of the mountain meadow that is a mile below my house. I took a picture today, I was going to link The Sanity Inspector to it.

1459 austin_blue  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:11:58pm

re: #1450 cliffster

good evening. Wow, 1400 comments. I guess we're separating the men from the boys now, or rather, the Firefox/Chrome users from the Internet Explorer tools

Actually, I think we are separating the Macs running Safari from the PCs running anything.

1460 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:12:07pm

re: #1430 Killgore Trout

It'll be fun to see the Tea Party turnout on Saturday. Can they get more than 1,000 people to show up?

Well, it is the weekend and most of them don't have service jobs or have to work and you know Dick Army will have the buses all gassed up.

1461 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:12:18pm

re: #1455 The Sanity Inspector

Maybe we can elect a better public next time.

Yo... I got the picture for you.

1462 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:12:45pm

re: #1441 Jimmah

By the way, I love the term 'tosspot'.

I know, how hopelessly american of me :P

1463 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:12:52pm

re: #1436 MandyManners

It pales in comparison to adultery. A woman can HPV from a cheating mate, which can lead to cancer. Death.

So, yeah. A bunch of shredded clothes is rather mild.

I hear you, Mandy. I really do.
In my case, nothing much hurt but my pride.

1464 jaunte  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:12:54pm

re: #1447 wozzablog
Wikipedia:

The word chaps is a clip of chaparejos or chaparreras, which are Mexican Spanish words for this garment, ultimately derived from Spanish chaparro, one sense of which is a low growing thicket—difficult to ride through without getting your ass completely stickered.


[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

1465 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:12:55pm

re: #1458 Walter L. Newton

Upding from sheer relief

1466 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:13:03pm

re: #1441 Jimmah

You have written a song about us? Is it called "The Ballad of the weird Jimmah/Ice obsession of the childish tosspot Spare O Lake" by any chance?

What does "tosspot" mean? I'm not familiar with the term.

1467 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:13:04pm

re: #1445 wozzablog

Jimmah - how am i doing over *there*?

i know it's not been long... but surely, if we have as few members as they say, then i'd be up there...

wouldn't i?

*hi guys*

2 menshies so far, wozza!

Note - if you want to gauge the talker level of obsession with any given poster, just google the nick and the 'word' (for want of a better term) 'blogmocracy'.

1468 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:13:11pm

re: #1443 webevintage

I hear by declare that this should be used whenever imparting the words of a wingnut or moonbat to reality based information.

As in "and then Geller began screeching wocka wocka wocka"...

Do I have a second?

re: #1449 SanFranciscoZionist

I second it. Wocka wocka.

1469 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:13:17pm

re: #1460 webevintage

Well, it is the weekend and most of them don't have service jobs or have to work and you know Dick Army will have the buses all gassed up.

And hell, a protest is more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

1470 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:13:22pm

re: #1459 austin_blue
NNRNENRNEGGEGERRRG

1471 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:13:28pm

re: #1455 The Sanity Inspector

The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.

I guess in this case it would be nut-tree.

I've yet to see one of their little nontroversies/outrages that isn't something recycled from the last 60 years of marginalized Americana.

1472 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:13:40pm

Funeral of Hiram Cronk, age 105, thought to be the last surviving veteran of the War of 1812.

[Link: memory.loc.gov...]

1473 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:13:48pm

re: #1462 windsagio

By the way, I love the term 'tosspot'.

I know, how hopelessly american of me :P

It is a good word.
So is wanker.

1474 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:13:49pm

re: #1459 austin_blue

Actually, I think we are separating the Macs running Safari from the PCs running anything.

Mac users are a bunch of pretentious pseudo-intellectuals. Oh wait, I'm sorry, did I inadvertently insult you? ;)

1475 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:13:50pm

re: #1448 Cato the Elder

I named a Maine Coon Cat after him once.

He was a professor of Classics, to be precise. And precise he was. It shows in his writing and it showed in his soldiering. When the war was over, he return to his classroom at Bowdoin, after serving as governor for four terms. And when he finally died at the age 85 (in 1914, not '15, so he missed seeing the start of WWI), it was from lingering effects of his Civil War wounds.

One of the greatest sons of Maine ever.

I'd gotten incorrect data on when he died. Please excuse me.

1476 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:14:13pm

re: #1458 Walter L. Newton

The Sanity Inspector wanted to see a picture of the mountain meadow that is a mile below my house. I took a picture today, I was going to link The Sanity Inspector to it.

I'm parachute commenting, please post the link again if you did already.

1477 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:14:18pm

re: #1451 freetoken

They're OD-ing on adrenaline and whatever neurotransmitters are released during fear/anger. It looks like they're running out of words too (what comes after "impeach"?)

Self Immolation?

I kid. I do think the rhetoric is going to ratchet up more into the "you're going to hell!" realm.

1478 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:14:55pm

re: #1476 The Sanity Inspector

I'm parachute commenting, please post the link again if you did already.

I hadn't yet... here it is...

Image: meadow.JPG

1479 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:14:56pm

re: #1449 SanFranciscoZionist

I second it. Wocka wocka.

So say we all?

1480 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:14:57pm

re: #1472 The Sanity Inspector

Funeral of Hiram Cronk, age 105, thought to be the last surviving veteran of the War of 1812.

[Link: memory.loc.gov...]

Big-ass file, btw; 33 mb.

1481 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:15:01pm

re: #1467 Jimmah

suweeet.

*if you must pry*

*i must, i must*

1482 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:15:34pm

re: #1479 webevintage

Yes, Admiral.

So Say We All.

1483 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:15:54pm

re: #1459 austin_blue

Actually, I think we are separating the Macs running Safari from the PCs running anything.

Oh no, this PC is hanging in just fine! (please no jinx)

1484 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:16:16pm

re: #1479 webevintage

So say we all?

I'm pro-Muppet lingo.

1485 austin_blue  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:16:59pm

re: #1456 SanFranciscoZionist

Yeah. It's going to be tense in here.

It's going to be off the charts on some Internet forums I can think of.

Given the CBO's report, I think it'll pass the House and get shuttled back to the Senate. In other words, Health Care Reform is going through.

Keep in mind, my wife has HC at her job and I've got HC at mine. We pay *nothing* except for what we would have made all these years in increased salaries if our employers hadn't been paying more and more each for premiums.

I shouldn't have a dog in this hunt, but I'm happy this is going through.

1486 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:17:08pm

re: #1438 Obdicut

Oh, definitely. Sherman was vicious on a strategic level, Forrest was vicious in tactics.

Sherman had a rationale for what he did, and it wasn't a bad rationale-- just like Zhukov had a rationale for marching his men through mine fields; it would be fewer casualties in the end, vs. a frontal assault.

Well, Forrest did think his ruthlessness would terrify his Union opponents. That worked sometimes, but not when he met foes like Benjamin Grierson, who were not afraid and were able to maneuver their own forces effectively.

1487 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:17:16pm

re: #1459 austin_blue

Hurray for Macs running Safari!

1488 Varek Raith  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:17:51pm

re: #1466 Dark_Falcon

What does "tosspot" mean? I'm not familiar with the term.


It means drunkard.

1489 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:18:51pm

re: #1478 Walter L. Newton

I hadn't yet... here it is...

[Link: newton.acrossthebow.com...]

Whoah! My sinuses are clearing up just looking at all that cold, crisp mountain air! Thanks. Reminds me somewhat of one of the prettiest drives I ever went on. Up state Hwy 139 from Grand Junction to Dinosaur, CO.

1490 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:18:52pm

re: #1488 Varek Raith

It means drunkard.

Thank you.

1491 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:18:54pm

re: #1466 Dark_Falcon

What does "tosspot" mean? I'm not familiar with the term.

Someone who can't even get it up to be a tosser anymore.

1492 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:18:59pm

re: #1473 webevintage

It is a good word.
So is wanker.

Wanker is great. There's also this great word from the libosphere, employed in reference to wingnut onehanded rage typing while furiously fapping:
wankerjack:

A small flag kept handy for personal hygiene. The term is a portmanteau of ‘wankerchief’ and ‘Union Jack’ that also suggests Cracker Jack and its guarantee to contain ‘a secret toy surprise.’ The song Take Me Out to the Ball Game gains great potential from it, with its well-known richness in terms such as ‘ball’ and ‘root,’ and the unresolved problem created by the homonymy between ‘peanuts’ and the formal term for the male apparatus. “Buy me some penis and crack, oh Jack” has never been more than a temporary patch, and its age has been apparent ever since tweakers replaced crackheads as the crazed drug fiends of first metaphorical resort

1493 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:19:20pm

re: #1479 webevintage

Ai, ai.

1494 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:19:29pm

re: #1466 Dark_Falcon

What does "tosspot" mean? I'm not familiar with the term.

Tosspot.

1495 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:20:14pm

re: #1487 prairiefire

Hurray for Macs running Safari!

I've always wondered what the draw was. My wife swears by them. But I've never put the time into figuring it out. To me, they are twice as expensive, and the mouse only has one button (yes, that last one is fixed now). One of these days I'll buy one and figure out what all the fuss is about.

1496 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:20:37pm

re: #1467 Jimmah

2 menshies so far, wozza!

Note - if you want to gauge the talker level of obsession with any given poster, just google the nick and the 'word' (for want of a better term) 'blogmocracy'.

Or this: your keyword and site:theblogmocracy dot com

1497 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:20:52pm

re: #1466 Dark_Falcon

What does "tosspot" mean? I'm not familiar with the term.

re: #1488 Varek Raith

It means drunkard.

I'm gonna start using that!

1498 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:20:58pm

re: #1488 Varek Raith

It means drunkard.

Or wanker. Or both. :D

1499 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:21:04pm

re: #1485 austin_blue

Whatever passes may well be less than ideal. It may even have some negative consequences. If only our political shenanigans didn't obscure any real analysis and debate that should have happened. Fear and demagoguery are not good substitutes for clear analysis and honest debates.

1500 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:21:20pm

re: #1475 Dark_Falcon

I'd gotten incorrect data on when he died. Please excuse me.

Not at all. I just thought it interesting that he almost lived to see the Next Big Thing.

Something tells me he would have tried to enlist.

1501 austin_blue  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:22:20pm

re: #1474 cliffster

Mac users are a bunch of pretentious pseudo-intellectuals. Oh wait, I'm sorry, did I inadvertently insult you? ;)

Dude. Cheap ass Mac Mini with the last of the Motorola chips. No viruses, no huhu, no crap Microsoft. Bulletproof OpSys. Pretentious? No. Practical. Ideal Web cruiser.

1502 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:22:33pm

re: #1416 Alouette

Pete Seeger and Woody Guthrie recorded the "Ballad of Jesse James" which portrayed the scumbag killer as a hero. I guess they saw him as a proletariat hero of the people, a'robbin' banks and a'killin' The Man

And breakin' Sandra's heart. The bastard.

1503 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:22:35pm

re: #1492 iceweasel

I can never go to a baseball game again, without accidentally singing that!!!!

1504 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:22:43pm

re: #1441 Jimmah

You have written a song about us? Is it called "The Ballad of the weird Jimmah/Ice obsession of the childish tosspot Spare O Lake" by any chance?

No I haven't, Jimmah Carter. But remember to ask nicely if you want one, Jimmah Carter. Just say the word.

1505 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:23:30pm

re: #1496 The Sanity Inspector

Or this: your keyword and site:theblogmocracy dot com

I'm a little surprised to find myself mentioned there. Maybe it's some kind of LGF rite of passage.

1506 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:23:42pm

re: #1479 webevintage

So say we all?

Wocka.

1507 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:23:50pm

re: #1489 The Sanity Inspector

Whoah! My sinuses are clearing up just looking at all that cold, crisp mountain air! Thanks. Reminds me somewhat of one of the prettiest drives I ever went on. Up state Hwy 139 from Grand Junction to Dinosaur, CO.

I'm basically about 36 miles west of downtown Denver.

1508 Varek Raith  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:24:34pm

Hey, Cato, would the title "Supreme Imperator" be redundant?

1509 austin_blue  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:24:38pm

re: #1504 Spare O'Lake

No I haven't, Jimmah Carter. But remember to ask nicely if you want one, Jimmah Carter. Just say the word.

Sigh. Old, tired, boogeyman Jimmy Carter.

Sigh.

1510 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:24:47pm

re: #1467 Jimmah

2 menshies so far, wozza!

Note - if you want to gauge the talker level of obsession with any given poster, just google the nick and the 'word' (for want of a better term) 'blogmocracy'.

They admire an offensive avatar that I once used.

1511 Varek Raith  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:25:09pm

re: #1509 austin_blue

Sigh. Old, tired, boogeyman Jimmy Carter.

Sigh.

Silence, austin_blue Bush!
;)

1512 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:25:21pm

re: #1504 Spare O'Lake

At this point, since you're in full troll mode anyways, I feel relatively safe saying this.

You are of utterly no value to this blog, and in fact only make it worse, in almost every thing you do on here. To paraphrase a famous man, "The truth is not in you"


There, now I feel better.

1513 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:25:30pm

re: #1507 Walter L. Newton

I peeked. It looks nice!!

1514 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:25:56pm

re: #1478 Walter L. Newton

I hadn't yet... here it is...

[Link: newton.acrossthebow.com...]

Thanks for the photo, that is some beautiful country up there. I'd like to see it someday.

1515 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:26:07pm

re: #1479 webevintage

So say we all?

Huhzah!!! I just copyrighted it! Anytime it is stated here, I get a nickel in royalties.

Early retirement here I come!

1516 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:26:16pm

re: #1501 austin_blue

Dude. Cheap ass Mac Mini with the last of the Motorola chips. No viruses, no huhu, no crap Microsoft. Bulletproof OpSys. Pretentious? No. Practical. Ideal Web cruiser.

Built on NeXT-flavored unix. End of discussion, I know. Still, Windows works for me as a mudane-task platform. I need bulletproof for servers, and I'm using solaris for that, not Mac. For writing documents, Windows works just fine.

1517 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:26:44pm

re: #1494 Jimmah

Tosspot.

That fits too, for a second there I really thought it meant any self-appointed Groom of the Stool.

Because all he's doing is thread-shitting, yet again.

1518 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:26:50pm

re: #1507 Walter L. Newton

spent a very pleasent two and a half weeks in Denver/Boulder/Westminster/Estes Park a month or so back.


Good times.

1519 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:27:12pm

re: #1512 windsagio

At this point, since you're in full troll mode anyways, I feel relatively safe saying this.

You are of utterly no value to this blog
, and in fact only make it worse, in almost every thing you do on here. To paraphrase a famous man, "The truth is not in you"

There, now I feel better.

The same could be said of you, but neither of us have the right to make that determination.

1520 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:27:20pm

re: #1516 cliffster

I just have a problem with the 'hey we're apple people will pay it anyways' surcharge >>

1521 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:27:36pm

re: #1459 austin_blue

Actually, I think we are separating the Macs running Safari from the PCs running anything.

My ancient single core Windows XP tablet PC I picked up for less than a used Mac Mini still runs this thread fine. :D

Hay you could try it with your Mac Tablet PC OH WAIT THAY DON'T EXIST HAR HAR

(I kid I kid, sorta. Tell Apple to start taking gamers seriously :D )

1522 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:27:38pm

re: #1513 Stanley Sea

I peeked. It looks nice!!

About 3 miles north, going up the meadow, that turns into a tighter terrain, what they call a gulch... a million years from now that gulch may be a canyon.

1523 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:27:55pm

re: #1471 freetoken

The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.

I guess in this case it would be nut-tree.

I've yet to see one of their little nontroversies/outrages that isn't something recycled from the last 60 years of marginalized Americana.

I've seen quite a lot of reruns myself over the years, from the opposite side of the aisle.

A work settles nothing, just as the labor of a whole generation settles nothing. Sons, and the morrow, always start afresh.
-- Cesare Pavese, This Business of Living: Diaries 1933-35

1524 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:28:21pm

re: #1512 windsagio

At this point, since you're in full troll mode anyways, I feel relatively safe saying this.

You are of utterly no value to this blog, and in fact only make it worse, in almost every thing you do on here. To paraphrase a famous man, "The truth is not in you"

There, now I feel better.

I like Spare. I don't know why he does this sort of thing. But there are other people on this blog that I like and that do weird stalking stuff. Whatever.

1525 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:28:31pm

re: #1519 Bagua

I vote for the color commentator.

1526 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:28:33pm

re: #1514 Bagua

Thanks for the photo, that is some beautiful country up there. I'd like to see it someday.

Any time your in the neighborhood, you have a private room and bath if you need it.

Hell, I even let Cato stay here. I'm not picky.

1527 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:28:36pm

re: #1497 soap_man

I'm gonna start using that!

Tosspot is a British slang insult, which can mean, depending on the context, a drunkard, a masturbator, or an objectionable person.

Originally drunkard, but:

This meaning is losing currency, as tosspot is now often used synonymously with 'tosser' (or 'wanker') to mean literally a man who masturbates ('tosses' his penis), or by extension somebody who is obnoxious, irritating or ridiculous
1528 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:28:58pm

re: #1520 windsagio

I just have a problem with the 'hey we're apple people will pay it anyways' surcharge >>

exactly

1529 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:29:04pm

re: #1525 Stanley Sea

So do I, or maybe blog shrink.

The latter has a nice ring to it, imo.

1530 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:29:30pm

re: #1457 Dark_Falcon

You know that Jimmah didn't select that nic to denote "Rabbit Bait" Carter.

AFAIK "Jimmah" was coined here as a derogatory reference to Jimmy Carter.

1531 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:29:32pm

re: #1519 Bagua

heh, I expected at least one of those :p

1532 webevintage  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:29:53pm

re: #1478 Walter L. Newton

I hadn't yet... here it is...

[Link: newton.acrossthebow.com...]

wow.
My jelousy, it run-ith over.

1533 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:29:57pm

re: #1527 iceweasel

Originally drunkard, but:

This meaning is losing currency, as tosspot is now often used synonymously with 'tosser' (or 'wanker') to mean literally a man who masturbates ('tosses' his penis), or by extension somebody who is obnoxious, irritating or ridiculous

Even more reason to use it!

1534 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:30:16pm

re: #1525 Stanley Sea

I vote for the color commentator.

I'm happy to have them both around.

1535 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:30:22pm

re: #1516 cliffster

Built on NeXT-flavored unix. End of discussion, I know. Still, Windows works for me as a mudane-task platform. I need bulletproof for servers, and I'm using solaris for that, not Mac. For writing documents, Windows works just fine.

I have completely non-mundane tasks I need to perform that Windows is the only game in town for. ;-)

1536 The Left  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:30:52pm

re: #1533 soap_man

Even more reason to use it!

Heh. Yes. Great word.

1537 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:31:09pm

Why do British people insist on using made-up words for things? Like "boot" and "bonnet". That's just silly. Why can't they use the real words.. like trunk and hood.

1538 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:31:23pm

re: #1532 webevintage

wow.
My jelousy, it run-ith over.

Well, we are expecting more than a foot of snow in the next 24 hours, you may want to reconsider the jealousy.

1539 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:31:45pm

re: #1518 wozzablog

spent a very pleasent two and a half weeks in Denver/Boulder/Westminster/Estes Park a month or so back.

Good times.

I went to Boulder and Denver for the Great American beer festival. Really nice towns, though I don't think I'd want to live there.

1540 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:31:53pm

re: #1535 WindUpBird

/dead horse

AND THEY COST 3x AS MUCH!!!

//dead horse.

1541 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:32:23pm

re: #1537 cliffster

Why do British people insist on using made-up words for things? Like "boot" and "bonnet". That's just silly. Why can't they use the real words.. like trunk and hood.

I've gotten so used to Top Gear that i've started saying "Brake Horsepower" and "Torques".

1542 austin_blue  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:32:30pm

re: #1516 cliffster

Built on NeXT-flavored unix. End of discussion, I know. Still, Windows works for me as a mudane-task platform. I need bulletproof for servers, and I'm using solaris for that, not Mac. For writing documents, Windows works just fine.

Agreed. But as an e-mail/web box, this little thing is killer bee. Negative on the zombie box potential, no worries. I also use it as a multi-media server in the house. Nice.

1543 Varek Raith  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:32:49pm

re: #1540 windsagio

/dead horse

AND THEY COST 3x AS MUCH!!!

//dead horse.

I can still build a cheaper PC than the equivalent Mac.
:P

1544 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:32:49pm

re: #1504 Spare O'Lake

No I haven't, Jimmah Carter. But remember to ask nicely if you want one, Jimmah Carter. Just say the word.

Are you forgetting that I'm here in the room? I write songs, ditties, limericks, odes, distichs, doggerel, alexandrines, epithalamia, lays, Spottverse, sottisses, ranns, Juvenalia, satires, and mocking lyrics of all types, on demand or at whim, with or without payment, at the drop of a pair of chance words.

Watch yourself.

1545 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:33:15pm

re: #1526 Walter L. Newton

Any time your in the neighborhood, you have a private room and bath if you need it.

Hell, I even let Cato stay here. I'm not picky.

Much obliged! And likewise, mi casa su casa should you have reason to visit my neck of the woods.

1546 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:33:16pm

re: #1537 cliffster

Why do British people insist on using made-up words for things? Like "boot" and "bonnet". That's just silly. Why can't they use the real words.. like trunk and hood.

Water closet. What the fuck is that?

1547 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:33:36pm

re: #1512 windsagio

At this point, since you're in full troll mode anyways, I feel relatively safe saying this.

You are of utterly no value to this blog, and in fact only make it worse, in almost every thing you do on here. To paraphrase a famous man, "The truth is not in you"

There, now I feel better.

Agreed. If Spare has any use here at all, it's in this capacity:

Image: mistakes.jpg

1548 jaunte  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:33:39pm

"You should have seen him on the streets;
when he saw some old beldame deep in drink, how he cozened her.
Good day to you, Madame Tosspot,
and would you like a little glass of something before you take your rest?
Come with me to my house and you shall be my guest."
The Body Snatcher 1945, Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi.

1549 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:33:40pm

re: #1508 Varek Raith

Hey, Cato, would the title "Supreme Imperator" be redundant?

Not necessarily, but in Rome the "supreme" part would be understood.

1550 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:33:49pm

re: #1495 cliffster

The beauty is in the simplicity. Photos? I click on the Photo icon. Itunes to play CDs or order music. Bookmarks are easy, opening up 5 different tabs and refreshing each at the same time is easy. The little video camera at the top is easy to use so my daughter can conduct surveillance on me. Use the mouse so I can cut and paste web addresses to drop for links on LGF is easy. The only difficult parts are when I have to rely on the Windows app my husband installed so I can read certain emails from the kids' schools.

1551 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:33:50pm

re: #1543 Varek Raith

wait, isn't that my point?

*totally confused.

1552 ozbloke  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:33:55pm

Not sure whether my link is kosher, please delete if necessary.

A republican candidate for Secretary of State for California.

CA-SoS: Birther queen Orly Taitz to challenge Secretary Debra Bowen

Oh dear...

1553 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:33:58pm

re: #1540 windsagio

/dead horse

AND THEY COST 3x AS MUCH!!!

//dead horse.

heeheeheehee

Nobody will EVER accuse me of being a fucking computer elitist! :D I have a refurb Dell laptop covered with oil paint smudges focking a Cintiq with about 40 dead pixels and ghosting from my art applications, and a beat up used Tablet PC I got off ebay for about the cost of a set of tires for my car.

1554 Varek Raith  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:34:42pm

re: #1549 Cato the Elder

Not necessarily, but in Rome the "supreme" part would be understood.

Thanks.

1555 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:34:44pm

No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute.
-- Paul Gallico

1556 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:34:57pm

re: #1546 The Shadow Do

Water closet. What the fuck is that?

Bathroom.

1557 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:35:14pm

re: #1537 cliffster

Why do British people insist on using made-up words for things? Like "boot" and "bonnet". That's just silly. Why can't they use the real words.. like trunk and hood.

The other day, my boss told me a co-worker was making fun of internal messages for excessive comma use. My boss told she learned the Queen's English, where they use commas as liberally as I do. Honestly, I wasn't sure if it was a compliment, or not, but it probably was, because she is a stickler for English.

1558 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:35:39pm

re: #1541 WindUpBird

I've gotten so used to Top Gear that i've started saying "Brake Horsepower" and "Torques".

What colour are the cheques you write?

1559 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:36:40pm

re: #1537 cliffster

Why do British people insist on using made-up words for things? Like "boot" and "bonnet". That's just silly. Why can't they use the real words.. like trunk and hood.

There are British-American dictionaries out there, you know. In Great Britain, a "truck" is a "lorry", an "elevator" is a "lift", and "O. J. Simpson" is a "double murderer."

1560 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:36:48pm

re: #1539 WindUpBird

Boulder had some pretty good coffee. The beer was heaven and i adored the climate.

Denver was navigable by public transit - albeit semi regularly. Was 40 mins on the bus from down town - i really rather liked it.

The climate was much to my liking - i can't abide hot weather - 300 days of sun & reasonable (i,e low) temps.....

Colour me there :-)

My better half is in Tx.... far too hot down there in the summer for me. Really really not good.

1561 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:36:49pm

re: #1552 ozbloke

Not sure whether my link is kosher, please delete if necessary.

A republican candidate for Secretary of State for California.

CA-SoS: Birther queen Orly Taitz to challenge Secretary Debra Bowen

Oh dear...

Oh dear is right! But remember the Gov. race of past years....Mary Carey et al. This falls into that category.

1562 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:36:53pm

re: #1558 cliffster

What colour are the cheques you write?

I think they're that totally unremarkable blue-grey-but-mostly-grey color, but I haven't written one in two months because I do everything with my card.

1563 BaseballMom57  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:37:00pm

re: #1291 HoosierHoops

No kidding. Did you see the photos of that ... woman? She is beyond scary.

1564 soap_man  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:37:06pm

re: #1558 cliffster

What colour are the cheques you write?

My fave is "scheme" instead of "plan." Makes everything sound so mischievous.

1565 Varek Raith  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:37:40pm

The "u" is for unnecessary!

;)

1566 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:38:00pm

re: #1560 wozzablog

Boulder had some pretty good coffee. The beer was heaven and i adored the climate.

Denver was navigable by public transit - albeit semi regularly. Was 40 mins on the bus from down town - i really rather liked it.

The climate was much to my liking - i can't abide hot weather - 300 days of sun & reasonable (i,e low) temps...

Colour me there :-)

My better half is in Tx... far too hot down there in the summer for me. Really really not good.

I still regret not hitting the New Belgium brewery when i was there! MOAR TRIPPEL

1567 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:38:02pm

re: #1555 The Sanity Inspector

I should, i guess, at somepoint be insulting then........... but only wittily.

Damn.

1568 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:38:36pm

re: #1564 soap_man

My fave is "scheme" instead of "plan." Makes everything sound so mischievous.

I like "dodgy". Also, the way some british refer to something they don't like as "pants".

1569 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:38:48pm

re: #1562 WindUpBird

I think they're that totally unremarkable blue-grey-but-mostly-grey color, but I haven't written one in two months because I do everything with my card.

I had to write a check the other day to pay for something. I hadn't written a check in something like 10 years. Literally. I seriously had to think.. did I do this right?

1570 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:39:18pm

re: #1568 WindUpBird

'twee'

1571 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:39:36pm

re: #1563 BaseballMom57

He is such a nasty boy. I hope Sandra is being screened for Hep. C, B, etc.
My goodness, how awful.

1572 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:39:44pm

re: #1517 goddamnedfrank

That fits too, for a second there I really thought it meant any self-appointed Groom of the Stool.

Because all he's doing is thread-shitting, yet again.

Hah. Excellent - I'd forgotten all about that slightly sordid aspect of British tradition. "Groom O' Stool" - has a ring to it, that one does!

1573 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:39:54pm

re: #1556 Bagua

Bathroom.

Or more accurately: Toilet, as water-closet differentiated from the room with the bath tub, though nowadays bathroom is used in place of toilet.

1574 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:40:54pm

re: #1573 Bagua

Or more accurately: Toilet, as water-closet differentiated from the room with the bath tub, though nowadays bathroom is used in place of toilet.

I LOVE bidets... if there is one thing I look forward to when I go to Europe, it's having a room with a bidet. What a great idea.

1575 ozbloke  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:41:09pm

re: #1561 Stanley Sea

Thanks, I am not at all familiar, but I will use some google foo to get up to speed.

Heres hoping other Republicians will not come out and support her.

Thanks.

1576 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:41:11pm

re: #1559 The Sanity Inspector

There are British-American dictionaries out there, you know. In Great Britain, a "truck" is a "lorry", an "elevator" is a "lift", and "O. J. Simpson" is a "double murderer."

that shit was funny. Please don't make me laugh like an idiot and make my wife think I'm crazy.

1577 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:41:23pm

re: #1559 The Sanity Inspector

You say tomayto...... we say tomato, we say potato, you say potayto........... you say 'erb and we say Herb, because theres an 'effin H in it ;-)


(with apologies to eddie izzard)

1578 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:42:05pm

re: #1574 Walter L. Newton

I LOVE bidets... if there is one thing I look forward to when I go to Europe, it's having a room with a bidet. What a great idea.

Yes, so thoughtful of the French to include a foot bath for our use.

1579 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:42:06pm

re: #1575 ozbloke

Thanks, I am not at all familiar, but I will use some google foo to get up to speed.

Heres hoping other Republicians will not come out and support her.

Thanks.

I wouldnt worry, I think that California porn actress with the pink Vette has more of a chance of being elected.

1580 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:42:23pm

re: #1569 cliffster

I had to write a check the other day to pay for something. I hadn't written a check in something like 10 years. Literally. I seriously had to think.. did I do this right?

The problem is, if the power goes out for an extended period of time, cards won't work, you'll need the checks.

I think of these situations sometimes.

1581 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:42:45pm

re: #1570 windsagio

Best.word.ever.

Used to be a club night called "Twee As F*ck" at my fave venue.......

80's pop, 90's indie, electro and even some hair metal...... and free cupcakes........i mean CAEK............ FREEE

1582 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:43:03pm

re: #1519 Bagua

Bagua, I honestly don't recommend coming to Spare's defense tonight. He's getting gang tackled but he is earning it through blind hostility. Let him get the whipping he needs, support just makes him think he's right.

1583 prairiefire  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:43:25pm

Zach and the Bidet:

1584 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:43:25pm

re: #1579 WindUpBird

pink Vette

is that what they are calling it these days?.........

1585 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:43:55pm
1586 Varek Raith  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:44:09pm

re: #1582 Dark_Falcon

Bagua, I honestly don't recommend coming to Spare's defense tonight. He's getting gang tackled but he is earning it through blind hostility. Let him get the whipping he needs, support just makes him think he's right.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

1587 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:44:29pm

re: #1580 Stanley Sea

The problem is, if the power goes out for an extended period of time, cards won't work, you'll need the checks.

I think of these situations sometimes.

yeah, but if the power goes out, doens't that kill the electronic banking network that the checks draw from anyway? :D

1588 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:44:51pm

re: #1584 wozzablog

is that what they are calling it these days?...

ZING!

1589 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:45:34pm

re: #1559 The Sanity Inspector

There are British-American dictionaries out there, you know. In Great Britain, a "truck" is a "lorry", an "elevator" is a "lift", and "O. J. Simpson" is a "double murderer."

Loves it!

1590 windsagio  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:46:03pm

re: #1587 WindUpBird

I don't like checks because the few times I try to use them at stores (usually 'cuz I broke my card again, physically), everyone looks at me like I'm the devil.

1591 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:46:13pm

re: #1544 Cato the Elder

Are you forgetting that I'm here in the room? I write songs, ditties, limericks, odes, distichs, doggerel, alexandrines, epithalamia, lays, Spottverse, sottisses, ranns, Juvenalia, satires, and mocking lyrics of all types, on demand or at whim, with or without payment, at the drop of a pair of chance words.

Watch yourself.

Why yes, I did forget you were here. I don't think I will be commissioned for the song but if I am I'll keep you in mind.

1592 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:46:15pm

re: #1581 wozzablog

Best.word.ever.

Used to be a club night called "Twee As F*ck" at my fave venue...

80's pop, 90's indie, electro and even some hair metal... and free cupcakes...i mean CAEK... FREEE

I'm guessing a lot of Enuff Z'Nuff, Cinderella, and Pretty Boy Floyd!

(yes I am sure I am the only person on LGF to ever bring up Pretty Boy Floyd)

1593 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:46:35pm

re: #1580 Stanley Sea

The problem is, if the power goes out for an extended period of time, cards won't work, you'll need the checks.

I think of these situations sometimes.

Me too. I've got a stash that will keep the cliffster family fed and watered for around 3 months if things get weird.

1594 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:47:12pm

re: #1567 wozzablog

I should, i guess, at somepoint be insulting then... but only wittily.

Damn.

Man up. I'm an aficionado of the best, from Shakespeare right down to A.A. Gill.

1595 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:47:28pm

re: #1593 cliffster

Me too. I've got a stash that will keep the cliffster family fed and watered for around 3 months if things get weird.

I've got a stash, but if you eat it, things WILL get weird

1596 freetoken  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:47:33pm

Here's the folk version:

1597 Aye Pod  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:47:38pm

Oh. well it's my bedtime again. Have a good one folks :)

1598 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:47:50pm

re: #1586 Varek Raith

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Sometimes when some is acting foolishly, nothing but some form of whipping is going to make them stop.

1599 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:47:57pm

O, Sparrowlake tho't
He could toss pot for pot
With the likes of Sir Jim and his Weasel.

Then along came a man
With a mean, salty rann
And the tosser got pulled by his peezle.

Copyright 2010 Cato the Skald

1600 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:48:00pm

re: #1592 WindUpBird

a little bit of everything.

1601 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:48:09pm

Good night, Jim-boy.

Hello, everyone else.

1602 austin_blue  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:48:15pm

re: #1570 windsagio

'twee'

"Tah"

1603 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:48:22pm

re: #1598 Dark_Falcon

ze cooler..... 8 veeks............

1604 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:49:10pm

re: #1599 Cato the Elder

O, Sparrowlake tho't
He could toss pot for pot
With the likes of Sir Jim and his Weasel.

Then along came a man
With a mean, salty rann
And the tosser got pulled by his peezle.

Copyright 2010 Cato the Skald

Bravo!

1605 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:49:43pm

re: #1595 WindUpBird

I've got a stash, but if you eat it, things WILL get weird

Ahh...fungi makes one a fun guy. If I was independently wealthy, I'd take mushrooms once a week...at least. Where I really enjoy them is at professional baseball games. I put a Dead show on my mp3 player, tune in, and trip on the spectacle...fuckin' good times.

1606 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:49:51pm

re: #1600 wozzablog

a little bit of everything.

I'd be in heaven if they had a whole bunch of 80's darkwave, pop, and hair rock :D This Corrosion segueing into Think by InSoc segueing into some Hanoi Rocks...

1607 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:50:06pm

re: #1556 Bagua

Bathroom.

Only the Brits. Euphemism for crapper, methinks.

1608 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:50:25pm

re: #1595 WindUpBird

I've got a stash, but if you eat it, things WILL get weird

fungus is fun

1609 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:50:30pm

re: #1582 Dark_Falcon

Bagua, I honestly don't recommend coming to Spare's defense tonight. He's getting gang tackled but he is earning it through blind hostility. Let him get the whipping he needs, support just makes him think he's right.

I like Spare, and I absolutely oppose what Windsagio said: You are of utterly no value to this blog. That is overtly hostile and I disagree strongly.

I also do not care much for "gang tackled" as an occurrence, especially when applied to a fellow commenter on this forum.

1610 darthstar  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:51:17pm

re: #1607 The Shadow Do

Only the Brits. Euphemism for crapper, methinks.

Actually, the Brits call it "the toilet"...truth in advertising. When in England, just ask "Where is the toilet?"

1611 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:51:24pm

re: #1609 Bagua

I like Spare, and I absolutely oppose what Windsagio said: You are of utterly no value to this blog. That is overtly hostile and I disagree strongly.

I also do not care much for "gang tackled" as an occurrence, especially when applied to a fellow commenter on this forum.

But you're OK with scalding skaldic verse, I hope?

1612 windhorse  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:51:30pm

water closet is a term still used widely in the marine field..... all ships have them....

1613 The Shadow Do  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:51:40pm

re: #1607 The Shadow Do

Only the Brits. Euphemism for crapper, methinks.

As is bathroom.

It's a shitter.

1614 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:52:04pm

re: #1606 WindUpBird

My friend - i used to attend that sort of place.

A band of merry brothers with long hair and beer, leather trousers/ripped jeans and biker jackets.

And women.

I miss 8 years ago.

1615 Cato the Elder  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:52:34pm

re: #1610 darthstar

Actually, the Brits call it "the toilet"...truth in advertising. When in England, just ask "Where is the toilet?"

But beware in Scotland. You might get the "Trainspotting" treatment.

1616 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:52:53pm

re: #1609 Bagua

I like Spare, and I absolutely oppose what Windsagio said: You are of utterly no value to this blog. That is overtly hostile and I disagree strongly.

I also do not care much for "gang tackled" as an occurrence, especially when applied to a fellow commenter on this forum.

Well, I will agree that Spare has value. I'm also not a fan of gang tackles myself. But sometimes they are the only way. He's been blindly hostile, and that needs to stop.

1617 cliffster  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:53:15pm

back in a sec - I have to drop off the kids at the pool, I mean the water closet.

1618 austin_blue  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:53:19pm

re: #1605 darthstar

Ahh...fungi makes one a fun guy. If I was independently wealthy, I'd take mushrooms once a week...at least. Where I really enjoy them is at professional baseball games. I put a Dead show on my mp3 player, tune in, and trip on the spectacle...fuckin' good times.

When I was in college, we had Fraternity sports leagues. We would often take psychokinetic substances prior to playing softball. It wasn't catching the ball, it was *stopping the line*. It wasn't hitting the ball, it was *redirecting the line to an empty space*.

We kicked ass.

1619 Velvet Elvis  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:54:35pm

Madoff Got Jumped in Prison

Last December, officials at the federal prison in Butner, N.C., rebuffed rumors of a prison-yard beatdown involving the facility's most famous inmate, Bernie Madoff—he of the multibillion-dollar Ponzi scheme that crashed to earth so ingloriously in 2008. Yes, the prison’s administrators conceded, Madoff had suffered facial fractures and lacerations, broken ribs and a collapsed lung requiring an extended hospital stay. But the former Wall Street titan had just fallen out of his bunk bed, they insisted.

...
According to three prison sources the paper spoke to, the man who stole tens of billions of dollars from clients over a span of decades spends his days at the medium-security facility watching action films like "Lethal Weapon" and doling out financial advice to fellow inmates in the prison library. The sources say that Madoff’s closest buddy is a New York pharmacist locked up for the illegal distribution of painkillers—but that he also socializes frequently with Carmine Persico, the head of the Colombo crime family.

There's other stuff there about Madoff's life inside prison that's pretty interesting.

1620 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:54:44pm

re: #1607 The Shadow Do

Only the Brits. Euphemism for crapper, methinks.

It is a British term in origin, but you will find that American plumbing codes and manufacturers still designate the toilet as Water Closet. Also several other countries such as France, Belgium, Germany...

1621 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:55:23pm

re: #1607 The Shadow Do

yup.

*bathroom* means toilet if you are being asked directions.

1622 The Sanity Inspector  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:55:25pm

re: #1582 Dark_Falcon

Bagua, I honestly don't recommend coming to Spare's defense tonight. He's getting gang tackled but he is earning it through blind hostility. Let him get the whipping he needs, support just makes him think he's right.


Sometimes it's good to grant someone the charity of assuming they've been doing some twelve ounce forearm curls before logging on, some nights.

1623 austin_blue  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:56:50pm

Ooh! New thread! Shiny!

1624 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 8:58:55pm

re: #1611 Cato the Elder

But you're OK with scalding skaldic verse, I hope?

I'm cool with the old Swede.

1625 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 9:01:07pm

'night

1626 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 9:01:22pm

re: #1614 wozzablog

My friend - i used to attend that sort of place.

A band of merry brothers with long hair and beer, leather trousers/ripped jeans and biker jackets.

And women.

I miss 8 years ago.

Oh righteous :D

1627 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 9:04:36pm

re: #1622 The Sanity Inspector

Sometimes it's good to grant someone the charity of assuming they've been doing some twelve ounce forearm curls before logging on, some nights.

What's funny is, when I get a little loaded and post, I'm just all silly and goofy. it never really makes me combative, it makes me take everything way less seriously.

1628 Bagua  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 9:07:00pm

re: #1619 Conservative Moonbat

I will refrain from comment in respect of the blogs terms of service. That man committed a monstrous crime.

1629 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 9:07:23pm

re: #1416 Alouette

Pete Seeger and Woody Guthrie recorded the "Ballad of Jesse James" which portrayed the scumbag killer as a hero. I guess they saw him as a proletariat hero of the people, a'robbin' banks and a'killin' The Man

This land is your land, if you're a white man ...

1630 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 9:09:02pm

re: #1599 Cato the Elder

Cato came bragging
With jowls all a'sagging
And smelling like putrifeid kipper
He strained for a rhyme
That would be so sublime
But instead lost his pen in his zipper.

1631 Silvergirl  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 9:11:26pm

re: #1577 wozzablog

You say tomayto... we say tomato, we say potato, you say potayto... you say 'erb and we say Herb, because theres an 'effin H in it ;-)

(with apologies to eddie izzard)

And then all those words with effin 'R'. That's why they hit the 'R' so hard, right?

1632 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 9:14:17pm

re: #1630 Spare O'Lake

Cato came bragging
With jowls all a'sagging
And smelling like putrifeid kipper
He strained for a rhyme
That would be so sublime
But instead lost his pen in his zipper.

Snarky, but very clever. Upding for a worthy response.

1633 Eclectic Infidel  Thu, Mar 18, 2010 10:05:13pm

re: #236 Cato the Elder

I changed my political views on FB to "incorrect" as well. I dig it.


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